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Coast Weekend contributor Matt Love
tries out the new sensory deprivation tank
at Prana Wellness Center
in Astoria
‘It’s like hitting the reset
button on your life every
time you fl oat.’
Matt Love is the author/editor of 13 books
about Oregon, including “A Nice Piece of Asto-
ria: A Narrative Guide.” They are available at
coastal bookstores and through www.nestuc-
caspitpress.com
Submitted photo by Don Frank
Matt Love allows his mind to drift while fl oating in the sensory deprivation tank.
Prana Wellness Center is located at
1428 Commercial St. in Astoria.
Visit www.pranawellnesscenter.net or on Facebook.
A fl oat costs $50.
Coastal Life
Story by MATT LOVE
4 | May 21, 2015 | coastweekend.com