OPINION 6A T HE D AILY A STORIAN Founded in 1873 STEPHEN A. FORRESTER, Editor & Publisher LAURA SELLERS, Managing Editor BETTY SMITH, Advertising Manager CARL EARL, Systems Manager JOHN D. BRUIJN, Production Manager DEBRA BLOOM, Business Manager SAMANTHA MCLAREN, Circulation Manager THE DAILY ASTORIAN • MONDAY, APRIL 27, 2015 Zombies of the 2016 election By PAUL KRUGMAN New York Times News Service L ast week, a zombie went to New Hampshire and staked its claim to the Republican pres- idential nomination. Well, OK, it was actually Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey. But it’s pretty much the same thing. You see, Christie gave a speech in which he tried to position himself as a tough-minded ¿VFDO UHDOLVW ,Q fact, however, his supposedly tough-minded policy idea was a classic zom- bie — an idea that should have died long ago in the face of ev- idence that un- Paul dermines its ba- Krugman ne of the less apparent shortcomings of the third John sic premise, but Kitzhaber administration was the vacancy of the Northwest somehow just keeps shambling along. But let us not be too harsh on Oregon seat on the Fish and Wildlife Commission. It sat empty Christie. A deep attachment to for more than two years. Gov. Kate Brown ended that last week long-refuted ideas seems to be re- quired of all prominent Republicans. with the appointment of Bruce Buckmaster of Astoria. :KRHYHU¿QDOO\JHWVWKHQRPLQDWLRQ Gubernatorial appointments to QHW ¿VKLQJ KH KDG SUHVFULEHG IRU for 2016 will have multiple zombies state boards and commissions aren’t FRPPHUFLDO¿VKHUPHQZDVQRWUH- as his running mates. Start with Christie, who thought he the genteel affairs they were in the sulting in less impact on nonhatch- was being smart and brave by propos- HUDRIJRYHUQRUV0DUN+DW¿HOGDQG ery salmon than the gillnets they ing that we raise the age of eligibility 7RP 0F&DOO 6HQDWH FRQ¿UPDWLRQ are intended to replace. Killing for both Social Security and Medicare puts these volunteers into a spotlight. fewer naturally spawning salmon to 69. Doesn’t this make sense now And appointments to some com- not only speeds recovery of endan- that Americans are living longer? No, it doesn’t. This whole line of missions, notably Fish and Wildlife, gered runs, but also extends sport have become contentious because of and commercial seasons that are argument should have died in 2007, when the Social Security Adminis- the issues that board confronts. abruptly ended when a set number tration issued a report showing that Some resource choices are akin of “wild” salmon are estimated to almost all the rise in life expectancy to religious issues. That is, parti- have been inadvertently killed. KDV WDNHQ SODFH DPRQJ WKH DIÀXHQW sans on either side are reluctant to Kitzhaber said he was open to The bottom half of workers, who are compromise. “adaptive management,” which in precisely the Americans who rely on That describes the virtue of this case conceivably might mean Social Security most, have seen their life expectancy at age 65 rise only a Buckmaster’s appointment. As the acknowledging that carefully de- bit more than a year since the 1970s. former co-owner of Bio-Oregon, signed gillnet seasons are not the Furthermore, while lawyers and pol- he became acquainted with all as- “walls of death” opponents portray iticians may consider working into SHFWV RI WKH ¿VK UHVRXUFH RI WKH them to be. But at a minimum, the their late 60s no hardship, things look Columbia River. He knows this ¿VKFRPPLVVLRQDQGLWVVWDIIPXVW somewhat different to ordinary work- ers, many of whom still have to per- is a complex system, not given to examine all options with an open form manual labor. simple answers. While some in the mind, providing a viable path for- And while raising the retirement VSRUWV¿VKLQJLQGXVWU\KDYHODEHOHG ward for gillnetters who represent age would impose a great deal of hard- ship, it would save remarkably little Buckmaster as the enemy, alleging a proud tradition on the river. that he will side with the gillnet Fish and wildlife management money. In fact, a 2013 report from the ¿VKLQJ FRPPXQLW\ LW¶V LPSRUW- demands well-informed and nu- &RQJUHVVLRQDO %XGJHW 2I¿FH IRXQG that raising the Medicare age would ant to note that he is a passionate anced responses to ever-changing save almost no money at all. VSRUWV¿VKHUPDQKLPVHOI$QGKH¶V natural conditions. These choices But Christie — like Jeb Bush, who been a hard-headed businessman are now further complicated by an quickly echoed his proposal — evi- who’s had to make choices. expanding human population in dently knows none of this. The zom- The Fish and Wildlife WKH 3DFL¿F 1RUWKZHVW DQG FKDQJ- bie ideas have eaten his brain. And there are plenty of other zom- Commission deals with more than es in the ocean and climate. Smart bies out there. Consider, for example, lower Columbia salmon, but that is pragmatism is demanded, not idea- WKH]RPEL¿FDWLRQRIWKHGHEDWHRYHU RQH RI LWV ODUJHVW SLHFHV RI XQ¿Q- logical rigidity. Buckmaster has the health reform. Before the Affordable Care Act ished business. Late in his re-elec- perspective to help the commission tion campaign, Gov. Kitzhaber re- achieve the right balance of aspira- sponded to evidence that the seine tion and reality. Pragmatism needed, not religious rigidity O Bruce Buckmaster is a good choice for Fish and Wildlife Tyson Trish/The Record of Bergen County via AP Governor Chris Christie hosts his 136th New Jersey Town Hall Meeting at the Essex County College Public Safety Academy in Cedar Grove, N.J. Thursday. went fully into effect, conservatives 2003 was unimpressive even before made a series of dire predictions LW HQGHG LQ ¿QDQFLDO FULVLV .DQVDV about what would happen when it whose governor promised a “real did. It would actually reduce the live experiment” that would prove number of Americans with health in- supply-side doctrine right, has failed surance; it would lead to “rate shock,” even to match the growth of neigh- as premiums soared; it would cost the boring states. In the world of Republican poli- government far more than projected, DQGEORZXSWKHGH¿FLWLWZRXOGEHD tics, however, voodoo’s grip has nev- er been stronger. Would-be presiden- huge job-destroyer. In reality, the act has produced a tial candidates must audition in front dramatic drop in the number of unin- of prominent supply-siders to prove sured adults; premiums have grown their fealty to failed doctrine. Tax much more slowly than in the years proposals like Marco Rubio’s would create a giant hole before reform; the in the budget, then law’s cost is com- claim that this hole ing in well below One of the ZRXOG EH ¿OOHG projections; and by a miraculous WKH¿UVW\HDU developments economic up- of full implemen- of this surge. Supply-side tation, also had the economics, it’s best job growth election cycle now clear, is the since 1999. ultimate zombie: So how has has been no amount of evi- this changed the the return dence or logic can discourse? On the kill it. right, not at all. As of voodoo So why has far as I can tell, the Republican every prominent economics. Party experienced Republican talks a zombie apoc- about Obamacare as if all the predicted disasters have, alypse? One reason, surely, is the fact that most Republican politicians in fact, come to pass. Finally, one of the interesting po- represent states or districts that will litical developments of this election never, ever vote for a Democrat, so cycle has been the triumphant return the only thing they fear is a challenge of voodoo economics, the “sup- from the far right. Another is the need ply-side” claim that tax cuts for the to tell Big Money what it wants to rich stimulate the economy so much hear: a candidate saying anything re- alistic about Obamacare or tax cuts that they pay for themselves. In the real world, this doctrine won’t survive the Sheldon Adelson/ has an unblemished record of failure. Koch brothers primary. Whatever the reasons, the result is 'HVSLWH FRQ¿GHQW ULJKWZLQJ SUHGLF- tions of doom, neither the Clinton tax clear. Pundits will try to pretend that increase of 1993 nor the Obama tax we’re having a serious policy debate, increase of 2013 killed the economy but, as far as issues go, 2016 is al- (far from it), while the “Bush boom” ready set up to be the election of the that followed the tax cuts of 2001 and living dead. Obama’s Nixon doctrine: anointing Iran State auditor holds EHQH¿WIRU2UHJRQ W ally important is whether focus was to get the Viet- sanctions can be reimposed namese to take over that war from us. But the doc- if Iran cheats. And it doesn’t trine evolved and was gen- stop there. The Wall Street eralized to deputize various ASHINGTON — In Journal reports that Obama smaller powers to police is offering Tehran a $30 bil- December, President their regions on our behalf. lion to $50 billion signing Obama said that he wished to see bonus (drawn from frozen In the Persian Gulf, our Iran ultimately become a “very Iranian assets) — around 10 principal proxy was Iran. The only problem with percent of Iranian GDP. successful regional power.” Obama’s version of the Nix- • Syria: After insisting for Charles His wish — a nightmare for the hat happens when the person stops at the Department of Justice and on doctrine is that Iran today years that President Bashar Krauthammer Western-oriented Arab states — is be- al-Assad of Syria “step responsible for rooting out a Fortune 500 company.” is not the Westernized, secu- waste and fraud in state and local Kelley, a Tacoma Democrat, coming a reality. Consider: aside,” the U.S. has adopted a hands- lar, pro-American regional power it was governments may be a crook? Our pleaded not guilty to the charges and ‡*XOIRI$GHQ,UDQVHQGVDÀRWLO- off policy toward a regime described by under the shah. It is radical, clerical, ra- QHLJKERUWRWKHQRUWKLVDERXWWR¿QG vowed to clear his name. And despite la of warships and weapons-carrying our own secretary of state as an Iranian bidly anti-imperialist, deeply anti-West- ern. The regime’s ultimate — and out. calls from Gov. Jay Inslee, politi- freighters to reinforce the rebels in Ye- puppet. men — a noncontiguous, non-Persian, • Iraq: Iran’s Quds Force Command- openly declared — strategic purpose is Last week, a federal grand jury cal leaders of both parties and most nonthreatening (to Iran) Arabian state er Qassem Suleimani, director of Shiite WRGULYHWKH$PHULFDQLQ¿GHOIURPWKH indicted Washington’s state auditor Washington newspapers, the 50-year- — asserting its new status as regional militias that killed hundreds of Ameri- region and either subordinate or anni- on 10 felony counts involving his old refuses to resign. And that’s where bully and arbiter. The Obama adminis- cans during the Iraq War and were ul- hilate America’s Middle Eastern allies. Which has those allies in an under- tration sends an aircraft carrier group, timately defeated by the 2007-08 U.S. private business practices. The in- the political intrigue begins. standable panic. Can an American presi- apparently to prevent this gross breach surge, operates freely throughout Iraq dictment claims Troy Kelley devised Kelley said he intends to take a dent really believe that appeasing Iran — of the U.N. weapons embargo on Ye- ÀDXQWLQJ KLV FRXQWU\¶V GRPLQDQFH ,Q schemes to defraud title companies leave of absence starting May 1 to men. Instead, the administration an- March, he was directing the same Iraqi territorially, economically, militarily and and their borrowers of nearly $3 mil- SXUVXHKLVOHJDO¿JKW7KDWPRYHDO- nounces that it has no intention of doing militias, this time against the Islamic by conferring nuclear legitimacy — will lion from 2006 to 2008. Kelly also is lows Kelley to continue to collect his anything. Meanwhile, it exerts pressure State — with the help of U.S. air cover. moderate its behavior and ideology, ad- charged with failing to pay $1 million state paycheck of $116,950. on Saudi Arabia to halt its air war over This is the new Middle East. Its stra- herence to which despite all odds is now in income taxes for those years by un- Washington’s travails offer a Yemen and agree to negotiate a political tegic reality is clear to everyone: Iran yielding undreamed of success? Iran went into the nuclear negotia- rising, assisted, der-reporting his income. cautionary tale for Oregonians who settlement involv- ing Iran. astonishingly, by tions heavily sanctioned, isolated inter- The indictment does not accuse would like an elected state auditor. • Russia: After the United States. QDWLRQDOO\KHPRUUKDJLQJ¿QDQFLDOO\² After 17 Kelley of criminal activity involving his But our current system of having the D ¿YH\HDU VXV- Obama’s ini- and this was even before the collapse duties as state auditor. However, Acting 6HFUHWDU\RI6WDWH¶VRI¿FHKDQGOHWKLV pension, Russia months tial Middle East of oil prices. After 17 months of serial announces the sale strategy was sim- American concessions, the Iranian U.S. Attorney Annette Hayes said UHVSRQVLELOLW\LVÀDZHG of serial ply withdrawal. economy is growing again, its forces Kelley “spun a web of lies” in a cov- Oregon is the only state where the of advanced sur- face-to-air missiles He would enter and proxies are on the march through American er-up during his tenure as state auditor. secretary of state is responsible for au- to Iran, which will history as the the Arab Middle East and it is on the It’s a stunning downfall for the diting public spending. With Oregon render its nucle- ultimate peace YHUJHRIKDYLQJLWVQXFOHDUGH¿DQFHUH- concessions, VWDWH¶VWRS¿VFDOZDWFKGRJThe News spending more than $40 billion each ar facilities nearly president, usher- warded and legitimized. the Iranian Tribune of Tacoma describes the man: year, the audit function should be sep- invulnerable to at- The Saudis are resisting being bro- ing in a new era in ken to Iranian dominance. They have tack. Obama’s re- which “the tide of “In the span of six years, Troy Kelley arate and independent. economy is resumed their war in Yemen. They are action? Criticism, war is receding.” rose from political obscurity to state- An elected auditor would report threats, sanctions? growing again. The subsequent resisting being forced into Yemen nego- ZLGHRI¿FHFDSWXULQJDVHULHVRIVWDWH directly to the citizens and be charged No. A pat on the vacuum having tiations with Iran, a country that is, in House campaign victories on his way with representing the sole interest back for Vladimir EHHQ¿OOHGXQIRU- the words of the Saudi ambassador to to winning election as Washington’s of the public. Washington state has Putin: “I’m, frankly, surprised that (the tunately and predictably, by various en- the U.S., “part of the problem, not part emies, adversaries and irredeemables, of the solution.” auditor. … He projected a spit-pol- GHPRQVWUDWHG WKLV SXEOLF EHQH¿W IRU embargo) held this long.” Obama appears undeterred. He’s de- • Iran: Week before last, Obama Obama lighted upon a new idea: We ished image that sold well politically: more than a century. WHUPLQHGWRPDNHKLV,UDQ¿UVWLQYHUWHG pre-emptively caved on the long-stand- don’t just withdraw, we hand the baton. a dedicated family man who served Voters may select a bad apple like Nixon Doctrine a reality. Our friends in ing U.S. condition that there be no im- To Iran. his country, a successful lawyer Troy Kelley. But voters, not career mediate sanctions relief in any Iranian Obama may not even be aware that the region, who for decades have relied and businessman eager to lead. … politicians, should determine the per- nuclear deal. He casually dismissed he is recapitulating the Nixon doctrine, on us to protect them from Iran, look on Boosted by a sterling résumé, with son best suited to restore that trust. this red line, declaring that what is re- but with a fatal twist. Nixon’s main astonished. By CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER Washington Post Writers Group W Despite scandal, Washington state’s model holds up