LOCAL LORE. (Advertisements in this column charged for fct - the rate of It cents per Uue. ' - Saturday afternoon Mrt-. Laffer ty entertained a dozen ladies : tit tea. "Alrlp around the world at nom inal coet U one of the possibilities of the near future, Mr9. V. O. Torbef. of Albany, is here on a visit t the family of her sister, Mrs. Clodlelter. Matt Wilcelm arii Mies Sirah Wllbelm were down Thursday from Monroe to attend the Haenel funeral. The Baptist church was beauti fully decorated on Easter Sunday and the exercises much appreciated by a large congregation. The memorial : sermon for the Sunday before Decoration day la to be delivered In the M. E. church, South by llv. John Reeves. 'John Humphreys of Sublimity, lfift yesterday for Monroe, after a brief visit with bis sister, Mrs. J, B. Irvine. , There will bo services at tae Catholic ehurch tomorrow. Mss nt 10-30 a. m. aid beaedietion a? 7-30 All are welcome. , Mr. and Mrs. Adam Wilhelm of Monroe, and Mi p. Wllhelm's slst passed through town Tnursaay en rout? home from a ten day a so journ In Portland, ' You can eat pretz -1 in Germany and drink tea In Japan It you accom pany the excursion around the world that is being arranged toy some of our enterprising citizens, The Third Quarterly meetiog for the M. E. chnrch, South, will be held next Saturday and Sunday. The pre ' elding elder. Kev. E.' L. . fitch will officiate. '. W. NAlford ha petitioned for appointment ai administrator of the estate of William F. Byer, who died March 16th.. Th deceased leit a will which is the hands of the Linn county court. ' Mrs. Levi Henkle, Mrs. W. P, Laffertv and Miss E ia Jacobs have been elected delegtes from the I eal lodge of Rebeka'js to attend the grand lodge which convenes In f ortlaad May 19. Benton County is a great egg producer. Tales of what heavy shipments Corv-illis makes have of ten been published. Along with her is Monroe. 17 miles f the southward There in three weeks, ending a ' few days aero, the well . known Wllbelm firm shipped 210 cases or nearly 9,000 doz3D egg?. , A quiet wedding occurred at the home 6t Robert MnFarlaod near Sum mit Wednesday. The bride was Miaa Dena McFartand. the daughter in the home, and the groora ' was Claud Zumwalt of Eugene. The cer emony .was performed by Rev. S. M. Woods of Corval is: Mr. and Mrs. Zumwalt took Thursday's train lor Eugene where they are to reside. The Pierian an i Utopian literary societies at the eo liege are matched for a debate tp take place May let. The debaters for the first ar Miss Minnie Smith, Miss Maud Roberts and Miss ; for the Utop ians, Miss Lena Tartar, Miss Etta Fuller and Miss Alice Wickluod. , The question Is, "Resolved that the United Spates Should establish a Cen sorship of the Press in the Interest of Better Literature." Logan Dennick, formerly ,. in tbe service at tbe Yaquina Life Saving Biaiiuu, uas ueeu irausieneu iu tue Coqullle : station at Bandon. Bis brother Bert, who ia in the life sav ing service at Golden Gate, recently underwent a severe surgical operation In the German hospital at San Fran cisco, for removal of a tumor from the breast. He was expected when last heard from to be able to resume his duties within a short time.' W. D. Mace of Malta, Illinois, has purchased the Rust farm of 80 acres, three mtles south of Philomath, for $2,100,' Possession i's to be given this fall. The sale was negotiated by Hep ry Ambler, the Philomath real estate man. The sale is the second Mr. Ambler has made to Mr. Mace, Mr. Ambler has also sold the C. E. Albin property in Philomath to tore. George Irvine. for $500, and the Jessie Ross house and lot In the same town to Mr. McDonald, for $875. Mrs, Woodcock gave an after noon Wednesday ta about thirty of her lady friends. During the after noon Mrs Lake, Mrs. Mary Bryson and Mrs. A. B. Cordley sang solos, Max' Miller rendered a violin solo and Mrs. Inez Wilson a piano " solo. Those present were, Mes.dames L. F. Wilson, Inez Wilson, E . R. Bryson, Mary' Bryson, Lafferty, Brunk, Harp er, Davis, Huston, Callahan, Lee, Jaeobs, Lee SelliDg. Wlthycombe," Cordley, Knisely. Simpson, Woodcock Yates, Lake, Farra, Irvine, Danne man, Weils. Beach, Wiles and -Miller. This Is one they tell now on a Corvallls citizen. He had a sick cow "I think from the way you describe the symptoms, that your cow has in digestion,'' said Dr Wlthycombe. Then the owner went back to the hired man and reported the doctor's op inion. "He says she's got indigestion, but I don't believe it; I think she's got the hollow horn," be said. The hired man ; looked a little foolish and thought for a moment. - "Well, maybe It Is hollow horn, boss, but the trouble with that theory is, she Is a muley." The cow Is well now. Rev. H. A, Deck, pastor, will hold services in the Evangtlical church to morrow morning and evenlrjg. At 2:30 he will . preach at Mountain View school house. -. i. . ! Rev. L. M. Boczsr is shortly to return to Oregon and become the pas tor of the First United Evangelical church, of Portland. During the past year be has occupied a pulpic at Jol et, 111., ar the same time attending a theological institution, in Chicago. E. E. Wbite, who came to'Corval 11s last rail, is tiraugiog to go Into business in the building formally oc cupied by G. Hodes, opposite the Far mer's Hottl. Mr." White will deal in new and second-hand furniture and pianos and organs. "A large bill of goods is due. - Mrs. Laura B. Smith, of Baker City, grand chief of the Degree of Honor, visited Naomi lodge in Corval lis Tuesday evening, and there was an unusual Interest ia the meeting. - Re freshments were served at the close of the business meeting. :. ," A carload of lumber for the Ben ton Coumy Lumber yard came ia from Philomath Thuisday. It was transported a part of the way 'from the saw mill to Pniiomath through the flame, now in coutse of construc tion, and is tbe first shipment 'or im portance by that rhethod. ; Another car pass-s over the railroad today, en ruute abroad.. A cat load of lath has also arrived at the yard. The explosion of a bucket of var nish which was being warmed at the carriage factory Thursday morning, made lively times thereabout for a brief period. The accident threatened the destruction of the building from fire and it was with difficulty that a serious blaze was averted. C. J. Starr, an attache of the factory was near the liquid when it exploded and he was considerably burned about the bands and face. Juanita Lorena, tbe two-year-"ld child of Mr. and Mrs.. P. L. Withrow, was burled Thursday afternoon in Odd Ftllows cemetery. The little one's death was caused from pneumo nia, alter a bard, struggle with the formidable malady. The funeral ser vices were conducted at the United Evangelical church by Revs. Deck and Humbert. The affl'cted fan l y are oc cupants of the George E. Smith resi dence, in thekuouth part of the city. At tbe United Evangelical, ehurch conference recently held in Portland, Rev. H. A. Deck was returned . to the Corvallls pastorate for another year. He returned to his charge Thursday. Blehop W. F. Heit, of Pennsylva nia, who presided at the recent con ference of tbe United Evangelical church, will visit Corvallls before he takes his departure from the state. He 'has arranged to be here and preach one week from tpmorrow, both morning and evening, f Down in Portland all candidat e for police honors are required to de velop a certain amount of speed in a track test, and some such arrange ment as this has been suggested for Corvallis, in view of the approaching city election and tbe amount of mate rial offered for the office or chief of police. The merits of the proposition cannoc on .short notice be certainly de termined, but it is suspected that it is a move on the part of some speedy "dark horse," to eliminate from the final contest some of the candidates who might not be able to break the tape within a specified limit of time. At first glance The Times would be againat the plan, but It it should be persisted Id, fair play would dictate a handicap of the younger candidates In order to equalize the chances of the older and more corpulent ones. -A trio of sleek-looking Individu als, constituting the state board of examiners of barbers, were in town Tuesday. They surveyed the interior of the city's barber shops, looked wise and invited the workmen to dig up a dollar apiece for the privilege of earn ing a living in this manner, and for the "protection" of tbe business and the shaving public, and- furthermore, incidentally, to pay each member of the beard four dollars a day and ex penses. The board provided each shop with a copy of the rules and regula tions governing sheps. They provide that the barber shall not allow his finger nails to grow long, for obvious reasons, and they are to be kept clean; that a razor shall be cleaned after be ing used on a person with the. small pox or a dead man; that the same towel shall not be used on more than half a dozen persons, whether the pa tron grumbles or not; the use of an esthetics for painless shaving is strict ly prohibited; attention of the opera tor is not to be diverted by political or .religious discussion in the shop; workmen are to confine their state ments within the range of possibility, and no barber is to allow waste hair to accumulate under his chair to - de ceive the public as to the amount of business he is doing. The rules con tain much else on similar lines, all of which the baibers were enjoined to strictly observe. v For Sale. ' At a bargain, ladies Sterling wheel, good as ate w, Inquire at Times office. FLOWERS AND TEARS. -Bur A Hearse, a Grave and a Sermon- ial of a College Student. . .... A funeral procession led by the college cadet band, and with 300 uniformed cadets in line, followed by the hearse, the bereaved family and a long line of carriages, formed a striking scene Thursday; fore noon. A more impressive cortege has rarely been seen in Corvallis. The beauty of a serene mid-April morning, the mournful strains of the band music and the length of the long line of mourners removed the melancholly occasion out of the realm of the ordinary. ' It was a student at the college whose passing made this . funeral Tbe tribute paid .by faculty and college mates, compelled . the thought that after all it is not so sad to die in the bosom of .a . great educational institution where sym pathy and fellowrrespect is made so manifest. He was Otto Haenel and he was a sophomore. He came to the college first ; in the autumn of 1901., He served through the scholastic year and entered , again last September. A little more than two weeks ago, he was stricken with pneumonia, and alarming symptoms developed. The malady was of violent type, and speedily involved both lungs. Two phy sicians worked on the case, but it was not for man's hand or human skill to save. Tuesday evening at five o'clock, the young student with sorrowing relatives at the bedside, succumbed. Otto was the second son of Mr. and Mrs. Henry Haenel, who re side three miles south of Monroe. Twenty years ago the family rer sided in Corvallls. It was then that Otto was born, and as a young child he went with the family a short time later to reside on the farm neaj Monroe, which has since been the family home. The funeral occurred from . the Catholic church. Scarcely a fourth of those who came to mourn could enter the . building. President Gatch, with a number of the fac ulty was among those who found places inside. Outside the battal ion of cadets, the cadet band and a large number of students and citi zens stood in respectful silence , as the service proceeded. The ob sequies were under the impressive rites of the Catholic church. Father Daly of Salem, led in the service, and was assisted by Father Btich ner of Siletz. A brief but- very! strong funeral address was delivered by the former. The casket was piled high with floral tributes. Many beautiful floral emblems were amonsr the of ferings, notably , a pillow of white lilies, from members of the sopho more class. The pall bearers were members of the class of the . dead student. While mass was being said inside the church, the band outside played the. mournful notes of a funeral dirge : Those inside the church were given a view of the body, and then the casket was re moved to the street, where the bat talion marched past it with a file on either side, giving college mates opportunity for a last view of the dead face. , The ceremony touched a pathetic chord in the hearts of all who saw it. The band and bat talion led the march to the ceme tery. Conspicuous in the proces sion were, the girls of the sopho more class, in a body. ',. They made the journey to the cemetery . and back, on foot, . At "the; grave, Father Buchner conducted a brief service, and then a squad of cadet, comrades,- stepped from the ranks, and fired a-parting salute, with its voileyed ; benediction, . Through out the day, the flag at the college floated at half mast. TWO SALES' MADE, Maccabee Basket Social. - The Maccabees are going to give an entertainment and basket social in the Opera House on the evening of April 2g Ladies come and bring baskets. The proceeds are to be used in defraying the expenses of Maccabee band . Admission free, ; ; ... : :' . '.. For Sale. One horse, $45; one cow, 25; one, year old colt, 25; one ' incubator, J4: one plow, $2.50. E. A. Hershner. , For Sale. V . Pure bred' Black Minorca ". eggs for hatching. , Otto F, L. Herse, ' Corvallis, Or, : The Best Wheels. The B. & H. is theleading. wheel .on the market, and Dilljr is - selling lota of them. There are also the Mitchell and the Snell, good sellers, and none of the wheels I handle are made by the trust. ( T. W. DMy. New line fine black' dress goods just arrived. ' Nolan & Callahan. At Corvallls Sawmill- You can secnre dry wood at $1,25 per load; cedar posts at 7)4 cents, shingles at $2.25; and second class lumber at $6.50. "' . . . , ' . '.' v Managers of the trip around the . world are in touch with court circles of the various countries to be visited and the excursionists are Jto be entertained by royalty. ' , A Corvallis Residence and a Farm . J Near Town Bought by East ; - f erners. , t . . , Two important sales of 1 real es tate have been made in the last day or two. Eli King ' has sold 183 acres of land lying just north of the Joseph Bryant farm, a couple of miles north of town, The buy er is Lewis Griggs who arrived with his family from Nebraska, a couple of months ago. He still owns a fine farm in Nebraska, but has concluded after two months of life in Webfoot to become a pro--perty-owner in the country. He is an old time friend of B. J. Evers. Since arrival, he has resided with hfs family in the- W. G- Lane house north of town. The price to be paid, for the land purchased of Mr. King is $5,000. One hundred and forty acres of the tract is in crop, all of which the buyer gets. There are no buildings, on the pro perty. The tract is oak grub lard that has been cleared in recent years, The deeds have not chang hands, but a small payment has been made to bind the bargain. The other sale is t the residence property of Mrs. Martha Cauthorn at the corner of River and Jackson streets. The purchaser is Augustus Bardon, who arrived a month ago from Fayette, Iowa- He is an old friend of the Colberts and Fran ciscos. The price paid for the property is $1,600. THE NEW SPRING Shirtwaists. Larger Assortment,, -. , r -' Prettier than ever. " Novel and exclusive styles, per fect fitting! exquisitely finished, are some of the characteristics of the Spring showing of Shirtwaists. ' The Waists are right The Prices are right. . Come in and see the beauties, at 5oc, 75c, $l,oo $1.25, $1.5o, $175, $2.oo, $2.50. I f; ."ft?! , Nat Butter Is a very popnlar substitute lor tats and oils. AtZieroU'a. Dressmaking . To the Ladies of Corvallis: I am lo cated in your city, N. W. corner Third & Van Buren streets, and will do dress making at reasonable prices. Satisfac tion guaranteed. Please give me a call Mrs.Etta E. Downer" Thompson GIove-FittinA And W. B. Cornets. . The Corsets that fit and are comfort able, made to conform to the lines of the figure, and impart an eleganca of outline to it. New Spring Models Just in, at 50c, 75c, $1,'$1.25, $1.50 At KLINE'S For Sale, . A choice lot of Scotch Collie pups at $o each. : ; Spencer Bicknell, The White House. Regulator of Low Prices. For Sale. Barred Plymouth Rock ' and Brown Leghorn eggs from thoroughbred chick ens, good as can be had. Price ; fifty cents per dozen. , J. B. Irvine, Corvallis. Fresh Cooked Crabs. One half dozen for 30 cents. Neatly packed in light boxes and delivered at express office in Newport. . Four boxes or lees shipped to one address will cost but 35 cents for expressage. Address orders to r W. Q. Emery, Newport, Ore. MILLER Sells these Hats and Top Round Shoes fl6 Jad6 MILLCR Can Clothe a Man from Head to Foot. "52 Ladles9 Goods, Liberty Silk Neckwear, New Kid Gloves in white, black, and colors ; New ;Ribbons. Stock Collars, Veilings and Wrist Bags. 3K- xzzxHOSIERY.il Ladies' Lisle Thread Hose, plain lace and fancy 50c to $1. Ladies' Black Cotton Hose, i24 to 35 cents. Children's Extra Heavy Black Ribbed Hose, 5 to 10, any size, two pairs for 25 cents. . 96 Linens and Mercerized Goods. We have an extensive assortment of . the medium and heavy weights, white, white and b 1 ack, and 1 atest colors. Satin Striped iBatiste, Damask .Waistings and Luciens. Heavy, 36-Inch Percales in colors, 1 o and 1 2 yc per yard. . Shirt Waists and Wash Skirts, v V F.' L. TMLLER, Corvallls, Or.-. -