FOR TWENTY YEARS MAJOR MARS SUFFERED FROM CATARRH OF THE KIDNEYS Woman's Best Friend. Patience Woman ia woman's best ROMANCE OF Most Unique Structure In Engineering History, Is Linked With the Annals of the Country friend, after all. CABIN JOHN BRIDGE Patrice I guess yoa re right. "Certainly I'm right. Even when she ia getting married doesn't a man give her away and the maid of honor s'and up for her?" Yonkers States man. Sign Wasn't Right. He I wonder why Misa Elderly never married? She Oh, I suppose she was born the wrong time of the moon. He The wrong time of the moonT fcbe Yes, there wasn't any man in it. WIN lEIH fllagraMBrgM ffi DANGEROUS KIDWEY DISEASES CURED PSfillB Pe-ru-na Creating a National Sensation In the Cure of phronlc Ailments of the Kidneys. Major T. H. Mars, of the first Wis consin cavalry regiment, writes from 1425 Dunning street, Chicago, 111., the following letter: ' "For years suffered with catarrh of the kidneys contracted In the army. Medicine did not help me any until a comrade who had been helped by Fe runa advised me to try it. I bought some at once, and soon found blessed relief. I kept taking it four months, and am now well and strong and feel better than I have done for the past twenty years, thanks to Perana." T. H. Mars. . At the appearance of the first symp tom of kidney trouble, Peruna should be taken. This remedy strikes at once the very roots of the dieease. It at once relieves the catarrhal kidneys of the stagnant blood, preventing the es cape of serum from the blood. Peruna stimulates the kidneys to excrete from the blood the accumulating poison, and thus prevents the convulsions which are Bure to follow if the poisons are allowed WORLD'S LARGEST SINGLE SPAN STONE ARCH. to remain. Itgives great vigor the heart's ac tion and di gestive sys tem, both of wnicn are apt to fail rapidly in this dig. ease. Peruna cures catarrh simply because it cures ever located. 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The Revolution came and went; the tall, lithe figure of the hermit became bowed with years, and his shaggy dark locks turn ed gray. During these years be bad been a hunter and fisher, his only clothing the skins of beasts, and two bunting dogs his only companions. He sought no intercourse with the few human beings who, straying from the much-traveled "river road," occasion ally drifted into his lonely glen; but, to the kindly disposed and the curious, his manners were ever those of a gentleman. He had a strong, beauti ful tolce, In which he sang sweet but sod verses of his own composition, ac companying himself on a banjo, or mandolin, constructed of rude mate rials by his own hands. Toward tbs close of the last century he disappear ed. s The hermit had been known on the Potomac as "John of the Cabin," and the little stream by which stood his tiny home Is still called "Cabin John Creek." The ravine through which It flows Is now spanned by a bridge which for over forty years has figured In our national history, and bears the added distinction of being th" longest single arch atone bridge In the world, Work of Jeffereosi Davis. Early In Pierce's administration Jef ferson Davis, then Secretary of War, directed Capt. Montgomery C. Meigs, United States Corps of Engineers, to span the ravine and the creek with a conduit bridge, to convey to the rapid ly growing city of Washington its wat er supply, from the reservoir at Great Falls, sixteen miles above the . cly In .November, 1852, Oapt. Meigs had begun the work of designing and con structing the Potomac aqueduct. This, together with the duties .of superin tending the building of the new wings of the general postofflee, aud the com pletion of Fort Madison, at Annapolis, occupied his time so fully that work on the bridge was not begun until 1857. It was well under way when, in July. 18(10, he was detailed to duty at Fort Jefferson, Tortugas, Florida. The dimensions of Cabin John bridge are as follows: Fet. Length of bridge, ' including abut ments 450 Height above bottom of ravine 105 Length of span.. 220 The-Innocent The Guilty The world to-day is full of innocent sufferers from that most loathsome disease, Contagious Blood Poison. People know in a general way that it is a bad disease, but if all its horrors could be brought before them they would shun it as they do the Leprosy. Not only the person who contracts it suffers, but the awful taint is transmitted to children, and the fearful sores and eruptions, weak eyes, Catarrh, and other evidences of poisoned blood show these little innocents are suffering the awful consequences of some body's sin. So highly contagious is this form of blood poison that one may be contaminated by handling the clothing or other articles iu use by a person afflicted with this miserable disease. There is danger even in drink ing from the same vessel or eating cut of the same tableware, as many pure and innocent men and women have found to their sorrow. The virus of Contagious Blood Poison is so S-f&'S. BLOOD POISON IS NO first little sore appears the whole ., system is infected ad every RESPECTER OF PERSONS drop of blood in the body is tainted with the poison, and the skin is soon covered with a rrf rash, ulcers break out in the mouth and throat, swellings appear in the groins, the hair and eyebrows fall out, and unless the ravages of the disease are checked at this stage, more violent and dangerous symptoms appear in the form of deep and offensive sores, copper colored splotches, terrible pains in bones and muscles, and general breaking down of the system. S. S. S. is a specific for Contagious Blood Poison and the only remedy that antidotes this peculiar virus and makes a radical and complete cure of the disease. Mercury and Potash hold it in check so long as the system is under their influence, but when the medicine is left off the poison breaks out again as bad or worse than ever. Besides, the use of these minerals bring on Rheumatism and stomach troubles of the worst kind, and frequently pro duce bleeding and sponginess of the gums and decay of the teeth. S. S. S. cures" Blood Poison in all stages and even reachesdown to hereditary taints and removes au traces oi me poison ana save3 the victim from the pitiable conse quences of this monster scourge. As long as a drop of the virus is left in the blood it is liable to break out, and there is danger of transmitting the disease to others. S. S. S. is euaranteed purely vegetable and can be taken without any injurious effects to health, and an experience of nearly fifty years proven beyond doubt that it cures Contagious Blood Poison completely and permanently. Write for our "Home Treatment Book," which describes fully the different stages and symptoms of the disease. . THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA. QAm Kiae of span 57.20 Width of span 20.4 There are 11,014 cubic yards of ma sonry In the bridge, aud Its entire cost was 1254,000. Soma Historic Kraanres. Captain, later General, Meigs was very proud of this engineering feat, and always Jealously regarded the work as being entirely his own. The erasures on one of the tablets or the bridge bear witness to his wrath when, on returning from Tortugas, he ais covered that Oapt. Henry W. Benhani and Lieut. J. St. C. Morton, who had charge of the work during his absence, had oaused their names to be Inscribed on the bridge as chief engineers of con structlon. In addition to removing these names Capt. Meigs was success fui In having Capt. Benham ordered to duty at Tortugas. It had been Capt. Meigs' Intention however, to have Inscribed beneath his own the name of Mr. Rives, and the letters had already been traced in red chalk or paint when he received the news of Mr. Rives' resignation and en listment in the Confederate army. "No rebel's name shall appear on tfiy bridge," said Oapt. Meigs. The stone cutters' orders were countermanded, the red letters disappeared, and In their place were cut the words, "Esto Perpetua," which Capt. Meigs Intend ed should express the hope that the bridge would outlast the memory of the youth who had deserted It. Mr. Rives, now nearly 70 years of age, resides at "Castle Hill," his fine old estate, near Charlottesville, Va. He was superintendent "of construction of the Panama Railroad and Is still prom lnently connected with the Richmond and Danville Railroad. He has three beautiful daughters, one of whom la known in literary circles as Amelle Rives and In society as the Princess Troubetskol. Another and still more widely known erasure was attributed, until recent years, to Gen. Meigs. This was the obliteration. In June, 18G2, of the name of Jefferson Davis from the largest tablet of the bridge. The tablet was originally Inscribed as follows: ' WASHINGTON AQUEDUCT, Begun A. D. 1853. Franklin Pierce, Preident of the United States. Jefferson Davia, Secretary of War. Building A. D. 1801. President of the United States, Abra- ham Lincoln. Secretary of War, Simon Cameron. Bored Her. "There ia something about Mr. Squinch that bores me," commented the fair young thing, "but I can't say exactly what it ie. There is simply some undefinable yet perfectly apparent attribute of the man that has that eDect on me." "I don't wonder," said the friend. "I never could endure him. He is such a peculiar locking man, with his gimlet eyes and "That's just it!" exclaimed the fair young thing. Chicago Tribune. Nothing Doing. 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A., who died In Washington a few days ago, served In the army for forty- two years. De ceased was born In Providence, R. I., -in 1833 and was In bis 71st year. Ho became civil en gineer, took part in the Mexican boun dary surveys and. In 1855, was made lieutenant In tlio Third U. S. Caval- OKK. F, WHEATON. ry. me ueneiui fighting record waa one greatly to his credit. He took to the Held against the Cheyenne Indians In 1857 and his opening fight was near Fort Kearny, Neb., where he acquitted himself most gallantly. He took part in the Utah expedition and, on the breaking out of the rebellion, proceeded to his native State and was made lieutenant colonel of the Second Rhode Island Volun teers; a month later he was made colonel, and bad his troops in Vir ginia early in May, so that they took B-irt in the opening engagement of the war at Bull Run. Thereafter the com mand was with the Army of the Poto mac In all Its desperate engagements. In 1802 the commander was rusde brigadier general and directed a divi sion of the Sixth Corps at Gettysburg and In the campaign in the Schenan doah Valley In 1804, and was actively engaged In the maneuvers preceding the surrender of Lee In 1865 at Appo mattox. For gallantry at the battles of Opeguan, Fisher's Hill and Middle town, Va., he was made major general and further honors came to him for bravery In the battles of the Wilder ness, Cedar Vreek and Petersburg. For his chivaJric conduct In these engage ments the State of Rhode Island pre sented him with a aword In 186ft. JOKE HARRISON ENJOYED. But Justice Fiold on Whom It Waa Told, Failed to bee the Fan la It. For all his ice and chilly quietudes President Harrison owned a sense of humor,' and would now and then get hold of a joke and treasure It as a schoolboy might au apple, having It frequently out of his pocket to ex hibit and admire. 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