MORNING ENTERPRISE, SUNDAY. OCTOBER 5, 1913.
Horrible Discovery.
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"You Beem depressed, old chap.
What's happened?"
"I'm a son-in-law." Pages Folles.
Local Briefs
Carl Joehnke, was slightly injured
about noon Saturday, when a scaffol
ing gave away on his new house on
Jefferson street betweil: Fourth and
Fifth streets and threw him to the
ground.
A. V. Davis, of Ridgefield, Wash.,
has come to this city to be with his
son.-who is ill at a local hospital.
Mrs. Johnson, of Willamette, Is
seriously ill at the Oregon City hos
pital. Bruce C. Curry, an attorney of Port
land, is in town on business.
Bud Anderson, who has many
friends in this city, is now in Med
ford on his way to San Francisco.
William Shannon is back after a
month's vacation at Crater Lake.
Lee McRoberts, of Woodburn, was
in Oregon City Saturday.
F. L. Wisherd, a business man of St.
Louis, passed through this city the
latter part of the week.
A. L. Lamb, a Molalla farmer, stop
ped in the county seat over Friday
night.
C. A. Rosenkrans, of Redlaijd, Ws,,
was an Oregon City visitor Saturday.
D. A. Jones, a poultry man from
Carus, made a business trip to the
county seat Saturday.
Davis Jones, of Beaver Creek, was
in this city Saturday.
A. C. Thompson and E. O. Hughes,
both of Beaver Creek, brought in a
load of oats each Saturday.
John Hehn,' of Highland, came to
Oregon City on business Saturday.
W. E. Kandle, a farmer of Highland,
stayed in Oregon City over Saturday
night.
L. H. Mumpower, a farmer of Stone,
nns in iuwii over Saturday mgnt.
Charles Gill, a Redlahd farmer, was
in the county seat one day during the
last of the week.
Mrs. Conrad Kanash has just
moved to this city to join her hus
band who is working in the Hawley
Pulp & Paper mill. They are from
the east.
Dawson Fairchild, who was injured
in the Willamette Pulp & Papes com
pany's plant, is doing nicely at the
Oregon City hospital. It is thought
by the doctor that he can leave the
hospital in a couple of weeks.
Omar Williams, who was operated
on in the Oregon City hospital, is re
ported as improving rapidly.
Mrs. Lewis Geizek, of Clackamas,
was operated on Wednesday and is
out of danger.
CANEMAH
CARNOTT SPENCER, Agent
Mrs. J. M, Ratter, who has been
visiting her daughter, Mrs. Zumwalt,
of Portland, returned Saturday to her
home in Canemah.
Mr. Fred Painter, of Camas, but
formerly of Canemah, was visiting at
his old home Saturday.
Fred- Freeman, Elbon Long, Max
Telford, and William Howell, return
ed Saturday from a successful hunt
up the Willamette river.
Roy Eaton, of Canemah, made a
business trip to Portland Saturday.
Mr. C. C. Spencer and family have
moved into their new bungalow after
camping a number of months, wait
ing for the completion of their new
home.
- Mr. and Mrs. W. Thonson have re
turned to Canemah, after spending
some time in the hop fields, and have
secured a house. .
SCHMIDT BREAKS OUT WITH
CLASSY BIT OF ACTING
NEW YORK, Oct. 3. With an out
break of violence, which, if he is only
shamming insanity, was a trulv mar
vellous piece of acting, Hans Schmidt,
confessed murderer of Anna Aunwller
nearly caused a panic today among
the spectators at the inquest over the
fragments of his victim's body.
A pitiable object, with a week's
growth of beard, dirty, wrinkled cloth
ing, staring eyes and strained expres
sion, Schmidt was sitting huddled in
his chair when Coroner Feinberg an
nounced that Anna Amuller's mangled
corpse would be buried in the potters
field- unless someone furnished funds
to lay it in consecrated ground.
At his words Schmidt leaped to his
feet with startling suddenness. His
eyes protruded and he shook from
head to foot, apparently with rage.
NOTICE TO HORSEMEN
We have just bought ths horse
shoeing shop at the foot of 6th St.,
and are now ready to do scientific
work. AH work the best that can be
done. Come once and you will come
again.
Telephone B-"Z
WHEATON & SHINVILLE
Better known as Pete the Horse-shc-er
and W. J. Wheaton, formerly
employed by J. F. Hodge.
WILLAMETTE
Merritt Willson, Agent
,.- .-.$
Mrs. George Batdork and her daugh
ter returned from a brief visit to the
state fair.
Reverend George Nelson Edwards,
of the Oregon City Congregational
church, was in Willamette Saturday
afternoon.
Ewalt Leidman and John Jose, both
of Willamette, are planning a hunt
ing trip Sunday morning.
Samuel Batdorf has returned from
his hunting trip into the wilds of the
Tillamook county mountains.
Mr. and Mrs. John Kaiser have re
turned from a very extensive trip
through Washington and British Co
lumbia. Sunday afternoon Mr. and Mrs.
James Crookes will begin a series of
evangelistic services in the church at
Willamette. Dr. Ford, of Oregon City,
will be present and introduce the
evangelistc as the pastor of that
church.
FORUM OFTHE PEOPLE
OREGON CITY, Ore., Oct. 4, 1913.-
(To the Editor of The Enterprise)
If the ministers, as Mr. Milliken as
serts in this morning's issue, had real
ly had "plenty to do minding their
own business," the present confusion
in the county's sanitary interests
would never had occurred.
It was a minister who took the
stump in a political campaign, avow
edly to accomplish the removal of our
former efficient Health Officer Dr.
Norris. The old doctor had put an
account against him for medical serv
ices in the hands of a justice of the
peace for collection, and he took his
revenge. It was successful and the
present imbroglio is the result. But
perhaps this is "venturing into the un
known realm of theology," and I beg
Mr. Milliken's pardon! It was a min
ister, too, who recommended to the
county judge "how he should run the
health end of his business,'' by sug
gesting an irregular appointment for
the office, in regard to which the
whole controversy has arisen. When
"certain members of the medical fra
ternity" ventured to do the same "at
the health end of the business' in
which they naturally thought they
"were more competent than "certain
ministers" or even the county judge
himself, it seems, according to the
sapient writer that it was a "mis
take," and became pure "dictation"
not to say coercion and, I shudder to
think, perhaps rashly "venturing into
the unknown realm of theology."
"Fools run in where angels fear to
tread," and I incontinently retreat
precipitately from a "realm" in which
over two hundred protestant sects
wrangle over questions they seem un
able to solve. To remain there might
seriously aggravate "the peculiar
mania citicism of the preachers"
with which I am shocked to learn
Doctor Milliken has diagnosed I am
afflicted. Of course, I might claim as
a partial justification of my "peculiar
mania" that never before had such an
unprejudiced authority asserted that
ministers were immune to criticism.
One is never too old to learn, even
from a young minister, and I humbly
bow to the verdict of such an impeac
able judge.
As a further mitigation of my
"maniacal" offense "criticism of the
preachers" I respectfully submit to
the lenient consideration of the court
that had I had the faintest suspicion
that it defending my brother physici
ans from unjust aspersions and mis
representations, I was "venturing 'in
to the realm of theology" or giving
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myself away by plunging "into the.
expression of my own peculiar mania
criticism of the peachers " I
would most certainly have hesitated
to make the "plunge."
I have learned, by bitter experience,
to what an abusive extreme a theol
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that it was the ministerial and not
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their living by "winding up their
mouths" all week, to use his elegant
phraseology, and then sho'oting it off
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DR. W. CI SCHULTZE.
Catching a Cobra.
A driver on the Avontuur railway.
South Africa, while staying at the
Gamtoos caught a large cobra de ca
pello ave. The cool way in which he
did the trick, says a local paper, sent a
cold shiver through every one who saw
it. He simply caught bold of the point
of its tail, gave it a sudden jerk toward
him and caught the dangerous' reptile
by the back of the head. He then
placed it in a biscuit tin. The snake
was three inches in diameter and
about four feet long.
Turkey's Licorice Root..
Thousauds of tons of licorice root,
an article that by the natives generally
! is esteemed n pest and worse than
worthless, are aniiiinlly gathered iu
Turkey for exportation to America for
use in the manufacture of chewing
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principal collecting stations are Bag
dad. Alexamlretta and Smyrna, at
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houses. The business is largely con
trolled by an American concern.
Many a timid girl courts death by
making love to a rich old codger who
has one foot already in the grave.
No, Cynthia, marrying an artist or
sculptor does not make one a model
wife. r
Stars That Outshine the Sun.
One of the government astronomers,
referring to stars that are so distant
that they have no measurable parallax,
asserts that one of these, the brilliant
Canopus, can be said with confidence
to be thousands of times brighter than
our sun. Whether we should say 20.
000. 10,000 or 5.000 no one can decide.
The first magnitude stars, Rigel and
Speca, also are at an immeasurable
distance and must, in view of their ac
tual brightness, enormously outshine
the sun. .
His Narrow Escape.
"I tell you. the closing of the Rteenth
National was a mighty close call for
me." '
"How was that?"
t'Why. a friend had advised me to
put my money in it and"
"And you took his advice?"
"No. but I would if I'd had any mon
ey." Philadelphia Ledger.
As It Struck the Small Boy.
"Father, are generals brave men?"
asked Johnny of his parent.
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are," was the answer.
"Then why do artists always make
pictures of them standing on a hill
miles away, looking at the battle
through opera glasses?" London Tit-Bits
His Hint.
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nervously, "that probably your old ones
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Crops of Greece.
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forest lands. The total annual value
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