MORNING ENTERPRISE. SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 1913.
) - Foolish.
t
"Dad. aren't washerwomen foolish?"
, "Are they? Why?"
"Why. because they set tubs to catch
soft water when it rains hard." Com
ic Cuts. . '
Local Briefs
Roy Eaton Is confined to his home
with a light attack of typhoid fever.
Milton Noble and Randal O'Neil
have gone to San Francisco to spend
a few weeks on a pleasure trip.
Mr. and Mjrs. Robert H. Dob'.e, of
Portland, are camping at Gladstone
Park. Mr. Doble is on the staff of
the Portland Oregonian.
" Miss Ether Johnson, who has been
visiting with friends in Gladstone for
the last few weeks, has returned to
her home at Chico, Cal.
.Mr. and Mrs. George Brown have
returned from California after making
an extensive visit to friends and rela
tives for the past few weeks.
Mrs. John Parry and daughters,
Missess Anna and Ruth, of Devils
Lake, N. D., Miss Sarah Jones and
Mr. Brooks of Portland are visiting
with M!r. and Mrs. W. J. Wilson.
Jack Lent, who formerly owned the
business now held by the Anderson
confectionery place, has purchased
the establishment of M. E. Dunn on
Main street near the postoffice.
Mr. and Mrs. K. W. Anderson, of
Gresham, are visiting their daughter,
Mrs. H. Calvert, of Calvert's studio.
While here they celebrated their 44th
wedding anniversary, September 5.
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FROM TAXPAYERS
To correct assessments and hear
complaints, the county board of equa
lization will hold its regular meeting
under the law on September 8 .
The assessment rolls of the county
are how ready for the examination
and changes that may be made by the
county court sitting as a board of
equalization. It is expected that there
will be a large number of complaints
this year as usual and that those tax
payers of the county who feel that
their assessments have been made
too high and are above their estimate
of the value of the property will ap
pear in person and file their objec
tions with the board at this time.
Persian Legend About Goats.
In Persia there is a legend regard
ing the goat which tells us that the
goat without fault of her own, excited
the prejudice of mankind until her life
was unbearable. The powers then
made it possible for her to find susten
ance on inaccessible mountain tops
where man could not molest her, and
she was given the power to find by in
stinct the leaf of healing, so that she
would never become ill. And after
centuries of isolation she was to return
and live again among the haunts of
men, to be a "blessed" animal and to
be indispensable to his needs, alone
having power to save him from many
troubles. Farm and Fireside.
Do the Classics Help Us?
The answer lies in one little word,
art The classics, more than any mod
ern literature, teach us art, and art
Is the couscious purpose of man to
make this world more beautiful. Philip
Sidney says that the object of poetry
Is to make this too much loved world
more lovely; I should extend his de
finition a little further and say that the
object of art is to make this world
more lovely more lovable and more
loved. Henry D. Sedgwick in the At
lantic. V". ET l-A I I i v, n I
In Kansas City a woman was suing
the city for damages because she had
tripped over a step !n the sidewalk.
The attorney who represented the city
said all through the trial that the step
was no higher than the step to the
witness chair in front of the jury, and
"you know, gentlemen of the jury," he
, said scornfully, "no person would be
likely to trip over that step there."
A moment feiter the attorney starred
to pass the witness chair, stumbled
over that very step and fell sprawling.
He arose, red with shame and anger,
and the roar of laughter from the jury
and spectators convinced him that he
had lost his case. -
ROOM FOR GOOD DEEDS.
. We o'ien hear of persons of
means and leisure who are bored
and tired of life. Oh, what a crim
inal loss of opportunity to make
themselves and the world happier.
Unhappy indeed is he who desires
to die so long as there remains to
him one sacrifice to make, one joy
to create, troubles to prevent, tears
to dry, misery to alleviate.
"A PRINCE OF EVIL"
, At the Grand Wednesday 3
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES
Allan's Foot-Srw, the antiseptic powder. It re
fierce painful, smarting, tender, nervous feet, and
instantly takes tho sting oat of corns and b anions.
It3 the greatest comfort discovery of the age.
Alleys Foot-Ease makes tight or new shoes feel
easy. It is & certain relief lor sweating, callous,
swollen, tired, r.chingfeet- Always use it to Break
taNewehoes. Tryitto-day. Sold everywhere, 25
cte. Don't accept any ubatute. or FRHH trial
package address Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Boy, N. V.
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GAMES
TO BE BURRED
COUNTY FAIR WILL ALLOW NO
GAMBLING ON ITS GROUNDS
DURING FOUR DAYS
ALL SHADY DEALS ARE BANNED
Knife Racks, Ring Devices, and Other
Schemes of the Kind Will Not
be Permitted This
Year
There will be no gambling or games
of chance at the flackamas County
fair, to be held t'3s year at Canby
cn September 24, 25, 26 and 27.
Judge Grant B. Dimick, chairman of
the board of directors, has issued
strict orders that no concessions shall
be let for any "paddle wheel" "knife
rack", "ring game" or other device of
chance, and there will be a competent
police force on duty at the fair grounds
at all times to see that no "three card
monte men" or "shell games" mal:e
their appearance.
There will be no dearth of amuse
ments at the fair, however, for al
ready many concessions have been
granted tto legitimate amusement en
terprises of the first class.
A section of the exhibit field has
been set aside for these attractions,
and while they will be a part of the
regular county fair offerings, they
will not in any way detract from or
interfere with the regular county fair
features.
French actress, pantimimist and au
thor, has completed a three-act piay,
La Cordette" dealing with the period
of the French revolution, which is to
be produced shortly.
The American Music Hall in Chi
cago is to ba operated this season on
lines similar to the New York Winter
Garden. Lew Fields in "All Aboard"
will be one of the early attractions.
Reginald De Koven, Channig Pol
lock and Rennold Wolf have written
a comic opera, "Her Little Highness",
which is to be given its first hearing
within another week or two at the
Tremont theatre, Boston.
"Within the Law" at the Eltinge
theatre in New York is nearing a
year's uninterrupted engagement and
it is announced to remai until the
Christmas holidays and longer should
its business warrant.
A play for the use of William H.
Crane this season is being written by
Winchell Smith and Victor Mapes. Ii
will be called "The New Henrietta",
and is based upon Bronson Howard's
"The Henrietta", which was a mile
stone in Mr. Crane's career as a co
median. 5-
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"COLUMBUS."
ST. STEPHEN'S celebrated hall was
proud
In learning's pomp that day,
Vor there a robed and stately crowd
Pressed on in long array.
A mariner with simple chant
Confronts that conclave high.
While strong ambition stirs his heart.
And burning thoughts of wonder part
From lip and sparkling eye.
What hath he said? With frowning face.
In whispered tones they speak .
And lines upon their tablets trace.
Which flush each ashed cheek.
The inquisition's mystic doom
Sits on their brows severe;
And, bursting forth in visioned gloom.
Sad heresy from burning tomb
Groans on the startling ear.
Courage, thou Genoese! Old Time
Thy splendid dream shall crown.
Zon western hemisphere sublime.
Where unshorn forests frown.
The awful Andes' cloud wrapt brow.
The Indian hunter's bow,
Bold streams untamed by helm or prow
And rock of gold and diamonds thou
To thankless. Spain shalt show.
Courage, world finder! Thou bast need.
In Fate's unfolding scroll
Dark woes and ingrate wrongs I read.
That rack the noble soul.
On, on! Creation's secret probe.
Then drink thy cup of scorn
And. wrapped in fallen Caesar's robe.
Sleep like that master of the globe.
All glorious yet forlorn.
Lydia Huntley Sigourney.'
HER CHICKEN PIE.
"TACK, dear.'- she thoughtfully began,
" "It was a tender hearted man
Who killed this bird that you and 1
Are eating in my chicken pie.
-Yes," she went on, "it must be so.
Dreading to deal the fatal blow.
1 think, from all that now appears.
He hesitated years and -years."
Lippincott's Magazine.
NO SUCH THING.
THERE'S no such thing as "down
an' out."
Folks don't Know what they're
talkin' 'bout
When they throw up their hand3
an' say.
"There's no more luck to come my way."
As long as you have hand to toil
There's food to gather from the soil.
As long as you have ears to hear
There's somethin' worth your learnin'
near.
While you possess a voice to speak.
There's some one who your words will
seek;
There's disappointment an' there's doubt.
But no such thing as "down an' out."
-Washington Star.
IN MEMORIAM.
QOMEWHERE along the endless miles
Of blue green ice and dove white
snow
The dull sun smiles o'er feathered isles
Where men lie dead below.
A NT ARCTIC winds your keea ears
heard
Their last faint cry. What did they say?
Was it of home, the faltered word.
As they knelt down to pray?
TID their brave eyes fight creeping sleep
That sweetly numbs the freezing
blood.
And did they see beyond the deep
The vision of their God?
fiOLD, cold their beds, but who shall say
Their memories shall not live and
grow?
Their names shall know no yesterday.
Their deeds no sunset glow.
Percy Shaw.
THE YOUNG GIRLS' CLOTHES ARE
. . ' SIMPLE
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7843" -7896-7701
Fashions have always arranged
themselves, and what is fashionable al
ways become agreeable to the eye in
time. There is really charming orig
inality about the new garments.
Perhaps it is due to the fact that at
last there is no longer the painful at
tempt to flatten out every one of na
ture's curves nor to compress the
waistline into a smaller circumference.
Everything is left very much as na
ture intended it to be'. The peculiar
manner of draping many of the gowns
is one of the inpartant details which
is of much consequence.
p New iModeis
One of the most attractive models
featured for the season is brought out
in the figure No. 7843. This lovely
gown is adaptable for charmeuse or
crepe de chine in one of the new mid
night blues. It is suitable for a young
woman who is in search of an informal
costume of this character. ,
It closes at the back, and has a
tucked yoke or bosom front which is
quite smart. The three-quarter length
sleeves are designed in one with the
bodice.
A frill at neck and on sleeves is
up-to-date in every particular. The
skirt has a tuck above the hem which
gives it added charm, and the draped
sash of contrasting silk or satin af-
benmg.
No more permanent bends at the waist line, no cutting through
cloth at top of corset, and an official guarantee with every corset.
DO NOT CONFUSE NU BONE with 1-wire stay garments; it's dif
ferent and the most corpulent get perfect support. It's a Pleasure
to show you.
N U BONE
(Not Sold in Stores)
IS A CORSET YOU HAVE LONG DESIRED
MRS. S, E. PHILLIPS 213 Jefferson St"
Telephone, Home B-162
Martin H. Glynn, Acting Governor
Of New York Due to Impeachment
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Photo copyright. 1913. by American Press Association.
Lieutenant Governor. Martin H. Glynn of New York became acting gov
ernor of that state after the impeachment of Governor William Sulzer for al
leged private use of campaign checks. Mr. Glynn, who is regarded as friend
ly to Tammany, which brougnt about the Sulzer impeachment, did not take up
his duties as acting governor, however, without a fight on the part of the ac
cused executive. Governor Sulzer beta tbat he was governor until the court
of impeachment had found him guilty. Mr. Glynn, however, acted under the
provision of the state constitution which provides that in case of the impeach-,
ment of the governor the lieutenant governor becomes acting governor until
the result of the trial is known. If the governor is found guilty the lieu
tenant governor then becomes actual executive. - The acting governor is shown
seated at his desk.
DISTINCTIVE IN STYLE WHILE
IN LINE
fords novelty. This pattern is out in
3sizes, 16, 17 and 18 . For size 16 you
will need 4 1-4 yards, 36-inch fabric.
For the draped girdle you will only
have to have 7-8 yards of 22-inch silk
cut on the bias or two yards of wide
satin ribbon 15 cents.
Schoolgirl's Coat
The schoolgirl requires one practi
cal coat for every day wear. Why not
select model No. 7896? It is called
the "sports" coat and would be most
attractive as well as serviceable made
up in velours or manish mixture.
It is in single-breasted style, show
ing upper left and lower right and left
pockets which are quite handy at
times. The collar notched in style is
of plain cloth. Two-piece full-length
sleeves with cuffs of the plain cloth.
The pattern is cut in four sizes, 14,
16, 17 and 18 years. Size 16 calls for
3 yards, 42-inch material 15 cents.
Tasty Skirt
To wear with the separate coat
there is not a prettier skirt than the
on shown in N(j. 7701. You can make
this up in serge or some fancy worsted
fabrics. Plaited cheviot is very good
and is excellent style this year. The
pattern is cut in three sizes, 1. 17
and 18 years. It has a hip yoke that
is beepming to the girlish figure. For
size 16, use 3 yards 36-inch material.
15 cents.
YOU MAY HAVE STYLE BUT
Have You the Stay?
Which is the real foundation of
a Corset?
If Not, Try aNuBone
Those thousands of women throughout
United States who have worn this re
markable fashionable garment say: "it
is the first and only perfect corset,"
not only because of its many correctly
stylish models, but more important be
cause of the corract construction of
the Nu Bone corset, particularly the
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Fruit for Sale
Peaches will be ready for mar
ket about Sept. 1st; pears about
Sept. 15th; apples, various kinds
Sept. 1st to Oct. 1st. .
1500 boxes of peaches.
200 boxes of pears.
500 boxes of apples.
Apply at ranch . or order by
phone or mail.
Frank Robertson, P. O. address,
Clackamas, Ore., R. F. D., phone
address, Oregon City, 17x1.
(old Brethaupt ranch).
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Pluto. Arisiiilic and OMepro believe 1
that dreams faivtuM future events if
rishtly interirttl. Arteiuidorous of
Enhosus. who lived nlwmt the middle
of the second century, wrote books of
elaborate rules, telling ,how to inter
pret dreams. Anion;; other things he
says that he who shall dream he has
lost a tooth shall lose a friend.
He Collapsed.
"How's your husband, Mandy?".
"He's po'ly. miss, very po'ly. He
ain't able to do nuffin' at all."
"What's the trouble?"
"Why, jes' a few weeks ago I axed
him if he couldn't carry your washin'
to your home, ma'am, an' de idee give
him such a stitch in de side dat he jest
'bout sick all de time." Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
"Why, Freddy, how dirty yon are.
and only yesterday yon wrote a verse
for papa's birthday, promising always
to wash your hands clean."
"Well, mamma, that was only a
poetic license." Fliegende Blatter.
WARNING
Since its introduction into the Unit
ed States, the sales of Parisian Sage
have been phenomenal. This success
has led to many imitations. Look out
for them, get the genuine. See that
the girl with the Auburn hair is on
every package.
Parisian" Sage is the quickest act
ing and most efficient hair tonic in
the world.
It is made to conform to Dr. San
gerbond's (of Paris) proven theory
that dandruff, falling hair, baldness
and scalp itch are caused by germs.
Parisian Sage kills these dandruff
germs and removes all trace of dan
druff in two weeks, or money back;
it stops falling hair and itching scalp
and prevents baldness.
And remember that . baldness is
caused by dandruff germs, those little
hard working, persistent devils that
day and night do nothing but dig in
to the roots of the hair and destroy
its vitality.
Parisian Sage is a daintily perfum
ed hair dressing; not sticky or greasy.
and any woman who desires luxuriant
and bewitching hair can get it in two
weeks by using Parisian Sage. 50
cents a bottle -at Huntley Brcj. Co.,
and druggists everywhere.
HUNTLEY BROS., Druggists
Pabst's Okay Specific
Does the worx. You all
know It " by reputation.
Price .
$3-00
FOR SALE BY
JONES DRUG COMPANY
NEW PRI
To
Portland Railway, Light & Power Company
THE ELECTRIC STORE
Beaver Building, Main Street
. TelHome, A228 Pacific, Main 115
Not Tender All Over. . . r .
A beggar had been for a long time
besieging an old. gouty, testy, limping
gentleman, who refused his mite with
great irritability, upon which the men
dicant said: . '
"Ah, please your honor's honor, I
wish Providence had made your heart
half as tender as your feet!" Phila
delphia Ledger.
Fable of the Vegetable Lamb.
When cotton first came to Europe to
make its principal centre In Lancashire
It was the subject of the quaint and
wonderful- fable of the "Vegetable
Lamb." The fluffy white fibers of the
bursting cotton- pod so resembled
sheep's wool that travelers reported
that In Tartary there grew a shrub
the fruit or boll of which contained
"withinne a lyttle Beaste In Flesche,
in Bone and Bloode. as though it were
a lyttle lambe with outer wool." After
the lam'i had been eaten the wool was
made into cloth, continued this story,
which is the earliest European account
of the manufacture of cotton. London
Standard "
Crushing the Golfer.
"I'm sorry to trouble you. madam,
but you are directly on the line of our
drive. Will you kindly move one way
or the other?"
'Certainly not 1 Ijeard you shout
very rudely, but I've no intention of
moving. I should have thought that a
gentleman, when he saw me here.
would play the other way." London
Punch.
An Unmentioned Ancestor.
Mr. B. is very proud of his ancient
lineage and never lets slip an opportu
nity to boast of it At a dinner where
he had been unusually rampant on this
subject a fellow guest quieted him by
remarking:
"If you climb much farther up your
family tree you will come face to face
with the monkey." Philadelphia In
quirer. Very Irritating.
"All ointments are soothing, aren't
they?" "Not all disapp ointment
aren't." Boston Transcript
ETEA
THE IR
Mixed With Sulphur
Makes Hair Soft, Lus
trous and Cures
Dandruff.
Th Bfie ef Sctge and Sulphur
for restwteg faded, gray hair to
its natural eoler dates back to
grandmother's time. She kept
her hair beautifully darkened,
glossy and abundant with a brew
of Sage Tea sad Sulphur. When
ever her hair fell out er took en
that dull faded or streaked ap
pearaaee this simple mixture was
applied with woaderful effect,
But brewlag at home la mussy
and out-of-date.. Nowadays skilled
chemists do this better thai our
selves. By asking at any drug
store for the ready-to-use product
called "vTyeth's Sage and Sul
phur BaSr Remedy you will get
ON
SAG
BEAUT FULL
MAZDA LAMPS
Take Effect at
15-WattClear Glass 30c Frosted
20 " " 30c " " 35c
25 " " " 30c " " 35c
40 " " 30c " " 35c
60 " " " 40c " " 45c
110 " " 70c " " 75c
150 " " " $1.05 " x "$1.15
250 " " " 1.75 " " 1.60
TALK AND FIREWORKS
TO WELCOME
Many Oregon City people are plan
ning to go to Molalla September 19
and 20, when the recently incorpor
ated city will celebrate the comple
tion of the Molalla-Canby branch of
the Portland, Eugene & Eastern rail
road. Members of the Clackamas
County Automobile club will make the
run in a body and farmers from the
surrounding country will be on hand
to enjoy the festivities.
The program, as arranged, includes
concerts by four bands, daylight fire
works, speeches by President Robert
Strahorn of the new line, and others;
a reception at the Mblalla Commercial
club, and a special demonstration
when the first train over the new line
pulls into town.
The Portland, Eugene & Eastern
will not only put Molalla into direct
rail communication with the rest of
the state, but will also open up a wide
sweep of agricultural country and pro
vide modern facilities for its shipping
needs. Marked development is ex
pected to follow the advent of the
road.
GLADSTONE TO HAVE
NFW I IflHT KYSTFM
The Gladstone Commercial club has
endorsed a plan of street lighting for
that city and has submitted its rec
ommendations to the city council for
action at the next regular meeting on
Tuesday night.
Thursday night the club hald an
important meeting at its hall in Glad
stone and talked of several improve
ments that are planned there. Gen
eral improvement in the lighting sys
tem was discussed and a final recom
mendation made to the council In fa
vor of bracket Mamps for the main
streets.
WHEN FADED AND GRAY
a large bottle for about 50 cents.
Some druggists make their own,
which is usually too sticky, so in
sist upon getting "Wyeth's,"
which can be depended upon to
restore natural color and beauty
to the hair and is splendid for
dandruff, dry, feverish, itchy scalp
and falling hair..
A well-known downtown drug
gist says his customers insist on .
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur, be
cause, they say, it darkens so nat
urally and evenly that nobody can
tell It has been applied it's so
easy to use, too. You simply
dampen a sponge or soft brush
and draw it through your hair, -taking
one strand at a time. Do
this at night and by morning the
gray hair disappears; after an
other application or two, it is re-,
stored to its natural color and
looks glossy, soft and abundant.
HUNTLEY BROS. CO.
Once
Ball 35c