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OREGON CITY, OREGON, SUNDAY, JULY 20, 1913.
Or ths "Pill Chasers."
"We drug clerks have formed a base
ball team."
"What do yon call It the quinine?'
Sunday Services
At the
Congregational Church
Sunday School at . .. 9:30a. m.
Morning service at.. 10:40 a. m.
Rev. George Wilklns, of Port
land will occupy the pulpit
There will be no evening service
LOCAL BRIEFS
Daniel Moore, an attorney of Baker
City, was a county seat vistior Satur
day. Harold Walker, of Portland, was in
town Saturday.
Justin Poulson, of Fortland, was an
Oregon City vistior Saturday.
Karl Evans, a lumberman of Rainier
was in this city on business Saturday.
B. E. Miller, of MfcMinnville, was a
county seat visitor Saturday.
Ellis Frink, who has been visiting
with relatives in Falls City, has re
" turned to his home.
F. D. Ray, who has a large ranch
near Salem, was a county seat visitor
Saturday.
Enest Page, of The Dalles, was in
this city on business the last of the
week?
Mr. and Mrs. E. Bourne, of St. Paul,
Minn., were in this city for a short
time Saturday. Mr. Bourne is an at
torney, and is making a tour of the
Pacific coast.
Miss Alma Adams, of Eugene, was
visiting with friends in this city Sat
urday. James Dodson, a business man of
Dayton, made a trip to this city Sat
urday. A. J. Thompson, a merchant of Os
wego, was a business caller in town
Saturday.
J. E. Reeves, sheriff at Hillsboro,
was in the county seat Saturday.
William H. Porter, a business man
of Forest Grove, was in the city on
business Saturday.
Milton Smith, a jeweler of Ogden,
Utah, was in this city for a short time
Saturday. Mir. Smith, who was a res
ident of this city at one time spent all
of his spare moments visiting with old
friends.
Arthur Rowe, an attorney of Seattle
was in the county seat on business
Saturday.
Miss Ethel Hunt, of Albany, was
visiting with friends in this city Sat
urday. Mrs. Sam R. Tracy, of Salem, was
in town visiting with friends Satur
day. . Joseph Harris, of . Salem, was a
county seat visitor Saturday.
Mrs. Elva Potter, of Vancouver, was
in this city visiting with friends Sat
urday. Elton Hatton, of Stone, was in this
city on business Saturday.
Earl McAlty, of Portland, who was
' shot by Deputy Sheriff Numpower on
the Clackamas road near Baker's
bridge last Sunday, and who is con
fined in the Oregon City hospital, is
' rapidly improving.
WOULD PREVENT DIVORCE
CANTON, O., July 19. The holy
bond of matrimony will not be the
only bond tnat joins Mliss Elizabeth
Boldi, of Canton, and Casian Bartt Jr.,
of Youngstown, when they are wed to
morrow. To insure the wedded bliss
of the young couple an iron-clad
agreement, backed by bonds pledging
a $790 farm and ?700 cash, has been
put up by the fathers of the prospec
tive bride and bridegroom.
By the terms of the agreement the
bridegroom's father pqpmises that his
son will never loaf, gamble, drink play
pool or dance with any young woman
other than ibis wife. The bride's
father, on the other hand, promises
that his daughter will, make her hus
band a model wife, will not gossip,
run around with other men and will
cook to the husband's satisfaction. A
forfeiture of the J700 bond is to follow
a violation of the promises made by
either side.
To Play for Polo Titles
NARRAGANSETT PIER, R. I., July
19. Polo enthusiasts und society folk
are gathering here in force for the big
championship events to be played af.
the Point Judith Polo Club. Four cup
. events, in addition to the three cham
pionships of the Polo association, are
down for deceision on the playing
fields of the Point Judith club during
ths four weeks beginning next Mon
day. The tournament promises to be
one of the most notable that has ever
been held here.
?"rHEADACHE?
It WILL NOT If rem tmXm
KRAUiSE'tS
HEADACHE
CAPSULES
They will cm say kind of Hadache, no
natter what the cmaae. Perfectly Haratiesa.
Ps4ca 35 Cnta
HRJUIICETTMr.OJeMolme,a.
saMsaOi FOR SALS ITiMM
THE JONES DRUG CO.
, We have a large stock
of these remedies, just
fresh from the laboratory.
A SPECIAL SALE
. AT
The Oregon City Cash Market
I now offer my home-rendered "White
C(over Leaf Lard compound at
Single pounds - V- - 12 1 -2c
5-pound pail 65c
10-pound ------ $1.25
Special prices on ' larger quantities. Thi3 is a fine home-made prod
uct and contains nothing but the purest of hog fat and a very small
amount of pure beet fat, from our choicest cattle. It is superior to
any steam rendered packing house lard, as it is all strictly kettle
rendered. -" - '
R. PETZOLD
MAIN STREET, BETWEEN 7TH AND 8TH
Evelyn Thaw Sails
LONDON, July 19. Evelyn Nesbit
Thaw was among the passengers sail
ing for New York today on the Min
neonka. Two weeks hence she is to
make her first American vaudeville
appearance at a New York roof gar
den. She will be seen in a dancing
specialty with Jack Clifford, who is
accompanying her to America.
INJURED LAD DOES WELL
Joseph Miller, of the Oregon City
Enterprice, who was hurt July 5, in
the Miller-Parker garage, is recover
ing rapidly. Miller was waisting for
some gasoline when William Shea
ban's car, driven by William MpFar
land, swung into the garage, striking
him and throwing him heavily and
fracturing his wrist.
6IHTH OF THE GRAND CANYON.
Nature's Mighty Forces That Wrecked
the Crust of the Earth.
"How do you. explain "it?" inquired
one on meeting Sir John Murray, the
eminent English geologist and presi
dent of the Royal Geographical so
ciety, referring to the Grand Canyon
of the Colorado. This was briefly the
answer, though not in his words:
"On either side of the wide plain ex
tending from sixty to a hundred miles'
to the right and left of the canyon
evidences of severe volcanic action are
visible. In the center was a plateau,
but you now look down upon it as the
vast chasm of the canyon. Thrice the
volcanic forces of nature, operating, on
either side, violently and with tremen
dous power, forced this plateau up
ward, and finally in one cyclopic, tre
mendous upheaval the plateau parted,
and the Grand canyon, the wonder and
mystery of the world. ws born.
"Imagine a loaf of dough rising si
lently nnder the continuous pressure
of the yeast until finally the crust is
broken and the loaf divided into two.
Then look at this broken crust of
mother earth. In the early days a
vast area embracing a great portion of
the interior of the American continent
was covered with water. It was a
great sea. All over the canyon fossil
oyster shells proved this contention.
The Grand canyon opened; the waters
of the Inland sea rushed through in a
tearing flood and carved the fantastic
forms you now see."
The questioner further inquired of
Sir John, "No doubt this was all very
remote, in the early ages of the
world ?",-
"Oh, no," said Sir John. "Modern,
quite modern not more than twenty
or thirty million years ago!" Leslie's
Weekly. -
TRUE. HORSE MARINES.
They Helped Bolivar Out When Ha
Was In Need of a Fleet
The llanero of South America lives
on horseback, trades, buys and sells
on horseback, and during the war with
Spain the llaneros contributed much
toward achieving the independence of
both Venezuela and New Granada. In
"Up the Orinoco and Down the Mag
dalena" Mr. H. J. Mozans tells of an
occasion when it was necessary for
Bolivar's army to cross the Apure in
order to engage Morillo. But Bolivar
had no boats, and the Apure at this
point was wide and deep.
The Spanish flotilla- was guarding
The Stuff Successful Men Are Made of
The International Correspondence Schools are NOT closed ' in
summer. All of cur truly ambitious student those who think more
about the increased salaries their studies will- qualify them to earn,
than of the imaginary discomforts of summer study devote a part of
each week to their studies all summer.
A student who will only study in cold weather punishes himself.
Why? Because he takes two or three times as long, in preparing him
self to earn more money, as the student who studies from a half hour
to an hour per day all the year round. We have enough letters on file
to make several very large books, the general purport of which is:
"Oh, if I had only taken up that Course when I first wrote you about
it! I have just missed a fine position, at largely increased wages, be
cause I wasn't prepared to fill it, I lacked just the special knowledge
I could have had from the Course." The writers of these letters never
have to be coaxed to study in summer NOW. They knew what delay
costs. Why not profit by THEIR experience, instead of taking the
same bitter medicine yourself? -
Persons that suffer most from the heat are those that have noth
ing else to occupy their thoughts. A man who is interested in his
studies doesn't know how hot it is. He has no time to fret about the
weather. He is looking ahead a few months to the time when he can
demand advancement in position and salary, because his special educa
tion will have made his services of more value to his employer. It is
no harder to read an Instruction Paper in summer than to read a news
paper. How many summer days are hot enough to prevent you from
reading the daily news?
The man who promises himself that he will enroll next fall is
only trying to deceive his conscience. He may not know it, but 'h
is weakening his will-power, and it is will-power power to do what
one knows he must do to succeed that makes the man. A man of
weak will one who will study some day, but not now will always
be down In the world; always in "hard luck," frequently out of work,
and when employed, it will always be at low wages. He knows that a
knowledge of certain subjects will fit him to earn more; yet he stills
his conscience by promising to start later. Such a man isn't truly am
bitious. He is one of the kind that always does the hard, menial work,
and draws small pay all his life. Are YOU one of that kind. Are YOU
truly ambitious to earn more and make something of yourself? If you
wont study in summer you are NOT. If you prefer to fret about hot
weather, rather than forget it by studying, you are NOT. .
The dangerous habit of "putting off" has ruined the lives of more
promising young men than drunkenness. It is so easy to say "yes,
it's what I need; III start tomorrow next week some other, time."
The difference between the man that makes a failure of life and the
man that succeeds is simply this: The failure is going to begin "tomor
row;" the success begins today.
The men who "get there'' are those that study for self-improvement
In summer, or whenever they have time. They don't let the
weather keep them in inferior poslions, at small wages. They don't
make excuses to themselves when they ought to be up and doing.
They don't work for wages barely enough to keep soul and body to
gether either. . . -
Which Kind of a Man Are You?
We will be pleased to mail our new Catalog from our new address,
503 McKay Building; Portland, Oregon.
H. H. HARRIS, Loeal Mgr.
Luc river bi lug puim opposite to tn3
patriot forces. Bolivar was in de
spair. Turning to Paez, he said, "I
would give the world to have the Span
ish flotilla; without it I can never cross
the river."
"It shall be yours in an hour," said
Paez.
Selecting 300 of his llanero lancers,
all - distinguished for strength and
bravery, he said, pointing to the gun
boats: "We must have these flecheras
or die Let those follow who please."
At once spurring his horse, he dashed
into the river and swam toward the
flotilla. The llaneros followed him
with their lances in their hands, now
encouraging their horses by swim
ming beside them and patting ' their
necks, now shouting to scare away tfte
crocodiles, of which , there were hun
dreds in the river. At last they reach
ed the other side and sprang from
their horses' backs on. board the boats,
headed by their leader. To the aston
ishment of every one who beheld it.
they actually captured the entire flo
tilla. The Old, Old Problem.
New times, new problems. Behold
how even the old world is smitten
with modernity and its horrors as re
vealed in "Servantgalism; or, What's
to Become of the Missuses?"
Servant Gal Oh, if you please,
ma'am, there was one other thing 1
should like to 'ave settled.
Lady Yes?
Gal Where do you go to the seaside
in the summer? Because I couldn't go
to a dull place or where the hair
wasn't very bracing.
For the enchanting picture that il
lustrates this consult Punch, volume
24, 185a New York Tribune.
hopeless.
A woman went to the police station
to inquire about her missing husband.
"What is his distinguishing feature?"
asked the superintendent.
"A large Roman nose." she answered.
"Then he won't be found," emphatic
ally exclaimed a policeman, "for a nose
of that kind never turns up." Pear
son's Weekly.
Falling Hair
Many People Have a Simple Way of
Stopping It
It was Dr. Sangerbond, of Paris,
who first discovered that dandruff and
falling hair were, caused by a microbe.
And now that Parisian Sage, the
remedy that kills the dandruff germ
is sold in every town in America, the
clean people of this country have
awakened to the fact that dandruff is
unnecessary; that falling hair and
itching scalp can be quickly stopped,
and that people who use Parisian
Sage will never grow bald.
To every reader of the Morning En
terprise who wishes to eradicate dis
gusting dandruff, stop falling hair,
and have an immaculately clean scalp,
free from itchiness, we make this of
fer: Parisian Sage is sold by druggists
everywhere, for 50 cents a large bot
tle. It is, an ideal, daintily perfumed
hair dressing, free from, grease and
stickiness, and wil cause hair to grow
lustrous and luxuriant. Sold and
guaranteed by Huntley Bros.
For Sale By
HUNTLEY BROS. CO., DRUGGISTS
BOMB
A
By MARGARET BARR
. Hollingsworth had views as to in
dustrial questions, financial matters
and principles of government He
read the newspapers regularly .and
was much Interested in strikes and
methods used as auxiliaries. He lived
on a "street at the end of which was
a large mill property and when one
day a strike was declared did a great
deal of talking as to the merits of the
case. At first he took sides with the
strikers, but when they became some
what militant he changed about and
favored the mill owners. Nothing
pleased him so well, as to go out into
the street, where knots of people were
discussing the situation and make it
all clear to those who were disposed to
listen to him.
One day while he was thus showing
a party of strikers just where they
were wrong and how easy it would be
to set themselves right his wife, who
was at the window, noticed what he
was ignorant of that he was rubbing
his listeners the wrong way. Instead
of benefiting by his diplomatic advice
their scowls indicated that they were
considering him an enemy. His wife
beckoned him to come into the house.
He obeyed and received a scolding for
his rashness.
Two or three days after this, when
Mr. Hollingsworth came home . from
business in the evening, as soon as he
opened the door he was greeted by a
plaintive wail.
"Oh, Fred!" .
"For heaven's sake, what is it, dar
ling?" "Why did you talk so to those Ital
ians?" V
'"What have they done?" r
"Left a bomb at the back door."
"You don't mean it?"
"Oh, I'm so glad you've got home!
I've been afraid it would go off before
you came." -
"Why didn't you telephone the po
lice?" "I didn't know what to do. The bomb
was le'ft about half an hour ago. Su
san came upstairs and told me that
she had found it at the back door just
inside the shed."
"What did she say she found?"
"A basket How she knew it was a
bomb was that she heard a grating
sound like rusty machinery. She
didn't wait to hear any more, but came
right upstairs to me and told me
about it." -
"I'll have a look at it"
"Oh, don't go near it! Please don't!"
Notwithstanding this appeal, Mr.
Hollingsworth went through the kitch
en to the back door. His wife caught
him by the coattail and held him to
prevent his examining It Making a
virtue of necessity, he stopped and lis
tened. There was a succession of small
sounds which Mr. Hollingsworth at
tributed to the moving of some mech
anism. "Do come away!" tried his wife, tug
ging at his coattail.
"There's something going Inside, but
I can't make out what it is," said the
husband.
The top of the basket was covered
with a thin woolen cloth, and at that
moment the latter was raised as if
something were passing under it
"By Jove," exclaimed Hollingsworth,
"it looks as if the mechanical con
trivance underneath were rubbing
against the cover a concentric wheel,
maybe."
Mrs. Hollingsworth shrieked and
dragged her husband back into the
hall. The occasion of her action was
a tiny puff as if a few grains of gun
powder had exploded.
"This is all nonsense," said the head
of the house. "I'm going to make an
examination."
At this Mrs. Hollingsworth slammed
the kitchen door and locked it For
some time no threats or pleadings
would induce her to open it but finally
she gave way, and the door was open
ed. The cover of the basket had been
pushed off, and a pair of baby legs were
mingled in confusion, the cover being
wrapped around the legs, which were
kicking in a lively manner.
"By thunder!" exclaimed Hollings
worth. "It's a baby!"
"The dear little thing!" cried the
wife as she ran toward a child a few
weeks old lying on its back, its chubby
fists crammed in its mouth and making
all sorts of noises, from the turning of
a rusty cogwheel to the crowing of a
young rooster. The explosion they had
heard was an Infantile sneeze.
"Lucky we didn't send for the po
lice," said the husband, "till we found -j
out what it was. They would have j
laughed at us. What in the world are j
we going to do with it?"
"I'm going to keep it." said the wife. !
"Going to keep it!" . I
"Certainly." . I
The couple, having been married four 1
years without children, had begun to j
think that they would never have any
born to them, and after a good deal of
discussion it was decided to take the
little stranger in and give it a home.
Being a girl, they called her Bomba,
which is the Spanish for a bomb.
Mr. Hollingsworth Is still interested
in the labor problem, but is more cau
tious in the expression of his opinions
to the laborer. True, his experience
with a bomb did sot turn out as dread- ;
ful as he expected, but it taught him :
a lesson as to the might have been.
Little Bomba has been adopted by the
Hollingsworths and. strange to say, is
beginning to take great interest in la- '
bor questions. -
THE WOMAN WAITS.
A changing light behind a half
drawn curtain.
Through the blurred pane a
woman's anxious face
That peers and peers, while fin-;
gers grope uncertain .
Along the sill and up the filmy
lace, ." i
Now live, now listless, as each
footstep passes
What untold strains that nerv
ous hand relates!
So, in a whirl of hopes and fears
and guesses.
The woman waits. T
- Atlanta Constitution.
ON THE BEACH.
Bathing Costumes
Are Most Grotesque.
1DSS NEPTUNE IN NAVY BLUE TAFFETA.
That the summer season of 1913 has
witnessed a more grotesque and bi
zarre assortment of bathing costumes
than any season previous cannot for a
minute be doubted. One brief glimpse
of the modes will serve to convince.
A group of modish bathing costumes
presents a startling riot of color and a
most interesting adaptation of the
unique fashion features that have
dominated the season's styles.
Navy blue taffeta is combined in
the bathing suit Illustrated, with ame
thyst, silk trimming for collar, cuffs
and straps down the front panel of
blouse and skirt Diamond shaped fig
ures In brique red outlined with white
are a striking note on the silk trim
ming. A blue silk cap with flat crush
ed bow of blue and white striped silk
completes this costume.
A suit more conservative, but not less
decorative from a trimming standpoint
is of navy blue taffeta with pin stripe
of emerald green. The collar and cuffs
of this suit are comprised of black and
white ratine in a large broken plaid,
and the front of the costume is trim
med in panel effect with small green
crystal buttons. - -
Caps, bonnets, shoes and parasols, as
well as hand bags and corsage bou
quets of rubber flowers, are not the
least significant of the details of the
bathing costume. These accessories
each match the trimming in color.
15-Watt
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Portland Railway, Light & Power Company
THE ELECTRIC STORE . - .
Beaver Building, Main Street
t - .-. TeL-Home, A228 Pacific, Main 115 : '
suppers lor oatmng are rasMoned or
ribbed silk In bright colors and In two
toned effects., Visored caps and sun
bonnets are among the unique fancies
for the beach headdress. A cap of bright
red silk has a gay plaid silk facing
in visor and a band of the silk about
the crown. Over a bath cap of Nell
rose silk is worn a soft outing hat
shape, the lining of the plain rose silk
and the top of crown and brim of Bul
garian silk.
Headaches and Neuralgia.
Too much exertion in the hot weath
er and going too long without food, as
one is tempted to, bring on headache
and neuralgia, especially in the case
of women. Neuralgia is often due, too,
to debility. In that case a tonic is the
best cure. For this it is safer to get a
prescription from your own doctor, as
a tonic that suits one person may do
harm to another. For an ordinary
headache bathe the temples and the
back of the neck with water as hot
as you can bear it A little vinegar or
eau de cologne added to the water
makes it even more refreshing. Con
tinue bathing for ten minutes, then
dry face and neck, let down your hair,
drink half a glass of hot milk, slip on
a loose dressing gown and lie down
for half an hour in a darkened room,
and after you have slowly dressed you
should feel quite wett again.
Here's a Latest Drink Try "Eleanor
Mint." .
Miss Eleanor Wilson, youngest daugh
ter of the president has evolved the
new drink known by her name. Use
the following:
Three lingers of chocolate sirup..
A dash of mint.
' A filler of ehtirged water.
A block of bisque glace.
A double portion of whipped cream.
i sprinkle of chopped nuts.
tfitraschino cherries.
Rising In the Morning.
Do not spring out of bed as soon as
you open your eyes In the morning.
Remember that while yon sleep your
vitality is lowered and your circulation
not so strong. A sudden jump out of
bed is a shock to the heiirt Stretch
! and yawn as soon as you wake and
then yawn and stretch and take plenty
of time doing it Then get up quietly
When you are thoroughly wakened.
WOMAN SUFFRAGE.
If it must be so I am entirely
content to have both the men
and women vote.
Mark me, as soon as the ma
jority of the women want the
vote they will get it
I am willing to let the women
do all the voting and let the
men tell them how to do It
Is there any suffragette in the
world who would not give up
her principles for a nice man?
From the beginning of the
world there existed in the hu
man mind a belief in the unity
of man and woman. When they,
married they became one. They
were one in flesh and one in spir
it. This idea of unity is still
deep seated.
As soon as every woman has
a man the women get t , he very
peaceful.
The trouble is that there are
only a few women apparently
who want to vote. W. J. Gay
nor. Mayor of New York.
NEW PRICES
0 N
MAZDA LAMPS
To Take Effect at Once
Clear Glass 30c Frosted
20 " " ". 30c " " 35c
25 " " " 30c " 35c
40 " " - " 30c " ," 35c
60 " tt " 40c " " 45c
110 " " " . 70c " " 75c
150 " " " $1.05 " "$1.15
250 " " " 1.75 " "1.60
3
Prices Used to Soar Sky High In th
Cafe Anglais In Paris.
In the palmy days of its existence
"the Cafe Anglais in Paris was greatly
affected by wealthy ' Americans. In
this resort the charges soared sky high,
and it was considered bad form to ask
the price of anything on the menu.
You simply- ordered what struck your
fancy and were expected to pay smil
ingly when the bill was presented.
Julius Chambers was Invited by a
friend to dine there once, and in the
Brooklyn Eagle be tells of his experi- .
"ence:
j "Being asked to order the dinner for
my friend, I made it as simple as pos
sible. A bisque soup, salmon with
young potatoes, one small capon with
fine herbs, asparagus, tarts. Camem
bert cheese and coffee. My friend did
not drink wine, and I ordered for my- ,
self a bottle of 'the red wine of the
house.' x
j "Everything was excellent, and" 1
' fully expected the bill to be SO to 100
. francs ($20) Imagine my horror, there
fore, when the bill .was 300 francs.
Sixty dollars! I was indignant al
though my host merely laughed. I sent
; for. the maitre d'hotel and demanded '
j an itemized bill. He was very indig
nant; saia sueu a request was unneara
of. After much delay the 'addition' ap
peared. 1 only remember that it added
up all right and that the charge for the
chicken was $20 and $1 for the wine
(worth about 00 cents). My host only
smiled and gave the waiter a napoleon -tip.
.
"A Chicago acquaintance came to me
one afternoon not long after the above
experience, bis eyes bulging- and bis
temper high. He said be bad gone to
the Cafe Anglais, ordered luncheon, be
ginning with cold salmon. A whole
fish was brought and after a small -first
helping be liked it so well that he
took a second spoonful. He notii-ed
that the fish was not taken from the
table when the rest of bis meal was
brought When he got bis bill he was
charged for the whole salmon (50
francs ($12i. He was assured it was a
rule of the house that a second helping
indicated be wanted the entire fish, and
a charge of that kind was made.
"I laughed at him. and 'the more I
laughed the angrier be got His lunch
eon cost him $23. and he could have
had the same at the best restaurant in
New York for about $4." .
Very Unusual. .
"You newspaper fellows are ordina
rily hard pressed for funds, are yon
not?" asked the genial stranger.
Our natural pride forbade us to agree
with this outsider's conclusion. So we
said: 7
"Why er not necessarily. What
makes you think so?" -
"I'll tell you. I am acquainted with a
member of your profession, and a fine
chap he is too. The other day 1 want
ed to talk to him. so I called him up
on the phone and asked him if he
would lunch with me. He accepted,
and at the appointed hour 'we sat at
the table. I opened the conversation
thus:
" 'Well, what's the news? Anything
unusual in your line?"
' 'Yes.' answered the reporter
this!' "Cleveland Plain Dealer.
In the Near Future. '
"You take great care not to be run
over."
"Got to. I'm afraid I'll forfeit my
pedestrian's license." Louisville Courier-Journal.
Ball 35c
ABOUT A DOLLAR A BITE.