MORNING ENTERPRISE, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 18, 1913. That's Different. Aw Jones James. I heard you using pro fanity to the horses this forenoon. Coachman No. sub; no, sun! Tsvery careful ob d hossis, suhl 1 wuz talk In' to my wife, sub. Chicago News. LOCAL WMers Enterprise advertising pays. Ray Lick, of Qunaby, was in Oregon City Tuesday. Lyle McCoy was a county seat vis itor Tuesday... John A. -Teeple came in from Canby Tuesday on business. A. E. Criter, of Wilhoit, was a bus iness visitor Tuesday. Clarence L. Eaton -made a business trip to Salem Tuesday. Karl and Frank vonderAhe are vis iting relatives at Carus. Clyde Green has gone to Seaside to spend the summer. H. L. McKerr, of Eugene, was a business visitor Tuesday. Roswell Holman has gone to Mc Minnville to visit relatives. L. Viernaus, of Mt. Pleasant, was in the county seat Tuesday. George Stafford, of Stafford, was an Oregon City caller Tuesday. P. A. Iderhoff, of Stafford, spent Tuesday in the county seat. T. C. Thomas, of Mt. Pleasant, was a county seat visitor Tuesday. George Carpenter, of Gresham, was visiting friends here Tuesday. Merritt Wilson, of Willamette, was a county seat visitor Tuesday. E. E. Howes, of Portland, was in town the early part of the week. W. E. Owen, of San Francisco, was a business visitor here Tuesday. Fred Andrews, of Tacoma, was in Oregon City on business Tuesday. P. C. Laferty, of ffolton, was in Oregon City on business Tuesday. A. B. Poster, of Roseburg, was a Tuesday visitor in the county seat. J. Chrishy, of Albany, was a busi ness visitor in Oregon City Tuesday. Miss Gwendolyn Trudell has return ed from a few days visit in Portland. W. W. Haskins, of Seattle, was call ing on Oregon City merchants Tues day. M. A. Conas,- of Eugene, was among local business visitors Tues day. Ralph Rainey, of Mt. Pleasant, was in Oregon City the early part of the week. Farrell Read, of lone, is visiting his brother, Walter Read, of Green point. V. T. Thompson, of Sherwood, was in Oregon City the early part of the week. F. E. Kendall, of Albany, was a local visitor the early part of the week. W. M. Robbins, of Portland, was a business caller the early part of the week. C. H. Carson, of The Dalles, was one of Tuesday's business callers in the city. J. B. Hayes, of Eugene, was trans acting business in the county seat Tuesday. G. J. Turner, editor of the Molalla Pioneer, was an Oregon City caller Tuesday. W. C. Berreth, of Portland, was a business visitor here the fore part of the week. J. R. Robinson, of Silverton, was a county saat visitor the early part of the week. Miss Nina William, who has been visiting in Sellwood, has returned to her home. Guy C. Larklns, of Scott's Mills, was in the county seat the fore part of the week, . YOURl llUfXLS fKsl lli It WILL NOT tfreo tok I UFA WES I HEXSACHE CAPSULES They will core any kind of Headache, no matter what the cauie. Perfectly Harmleas. Pric 25 Cnt HtXKAIUCHTTMFG. C09eilfojaea I THE JONES DRUG CO. "We have a large stock of these remedies, just fresh from the laboratory. Will Yi iave;-'$30 FOR FULL INFORMATION The Spirit of Later Day Advertising As we have said before,- the purpose of THE ENTERPRISE is first of all to serve its read ers. To do this is not only the right moral attitude toward our constituency -but it is good busi-. ness, speaking from a purely business standpoint. And so it is that we point out from day to day the advertising . features of this paper and the advantages to be gained from keeping posted in all the news thus presented. The spirit of advertising is different today from that of a few years ago. The idea no longer is to fool and to misrep resent, but to inform and to in-. vite. And it is the constant aim of the good merchant to stick resolutely to facts. It is this spirit on the part of advertisers that makes for con fidence and enables us to direct the attention of our readers to the profitable practice of "ad" reading, feeling that in so doiug we render them a distinct serv ice. ' Oral Welch has returned from Ann Arbor, Michigan, where he was at tending school. Mis Tillie Krause has returned to her home after a short visit with Portland friends. , Carl F. Anderson has gone ' to Eu gene to attend the summer school at the state university. Miss Elva Linton has returned from Portland, where she was the guest of Miss Florence Smith. Mrs. Green and Mrs. Estes, of Nob Hill, were in the county seat on a shopping trip. Tuesday. Carl Moore slashed himself severe ly while shaving the other day, and is being ''jollied" by his friends about it. He is recovering. Richard Morton, of Portland, form erly a pioneer resident of Damascus, was visiting in Oregon City Tuesday. Mrs. H. J. Bigger has departed for a six weeks' tour in the East, and will visit in St. Louis and Kansas City be fore her return. Miss Ella White, the daughter of Mr. and Mlrs. A. M. White, familiar to many Oregon City folic as the cashier in Huntley Brohers' store, was Tuesday operated upon for ap pendicitis at the Oregon City hospital. Dr. Mount, in charge' of the case, re ports that his patient is doing well. There's profit in poultry when you keep free from lice and disease. Con key's Nox-i-cide is an all-around dip, disinfectant, spray and lice liquid. Easy to use and cheap, as it mixes with 50 to 100 parts water. Only $1.50 per gallon. Makes 100 gallons disin fectant. For sale by the Oregon Com mission Co. GREAT PICNIC PLANNED Pupils of McLoughlin Institute will hold a picnic and outing in Canemah park Thursday afternoon, and expect to have a great time. One of the features of the day will be a baseball game between teams composed of the different classes. Father Hille brand will have general supervision of the outing, and may umpire the ball game and other sports. Many Doctors Attend MINNEAPOLIS, Minn., June -17. With clinics afrangtd for every de partment of medicine and surgery, and with daily sessions planned for many departments or sections the an nual convention of the American Med ical Association was opened here to day with several thousand physicians and surgeons in attendance from the United States and Canada and some from other countries. Smith College Commencement. NORTHAMPTON, Mass., June 17. The annual commencement exer cises of the South College were held today under the most favorable con ditions. Dr. Henry Churchill Kmg, president of Oberlin college, delivered the address to the graduates. Marion L. Burton, president of the college, awarded the degrees and President Emeritus Seelye delivered an address. Banker.: Discuss Currency. ATLANTIC CITY, N. J., June 17. Great interest is attached in banking and financial circles to the meeting of the currency commission of the American Bankers' association, which began here today with Chairman A, Barton Hepburn presiding. Negroes to Guard Health COLUMBIA, Tenn., June 17 Plans for popular instruction in the rules which must be followed to decrease the amount of tuberculosis among negroes wtre discussed here today at the annual convention of the Tenn essee Colored Physicians' association. Eagles at Jacksonville. JACKSONVILLE, Fla., June 17. Hundreds of members of the Frater nal Order of Eagles from the leading cities of North and South Carolina, Georgia and Florida are here attend ing the annual convention of the southeastern district of the order. That CAM TO A WriCrA UVDACITOAM AND TAKE YOUR CHANCES ON GETTING I JLVHLNVllJW Li-ftF UlMUUIN ACCOMMODATIONS AFTER YOUA$RlVE Reservations for Hotels and Transportation can be mdds -ncyr at prices that will sot-' prise you. Make a small payment to the Local Bank and be assured of a good time. See A Young Man's Scheme "By M. QUAD Copyright, -1913. by Associated Lit erary Press. "Gaul durn her picture, but I love her!" The young mnn who uttered the words was at work in the field, and he straightened up to rest his weary back and mutter- "And I'll make her love nie before I'm through with her! She may think I don't amount to shucks, but all I want Is a chance to prove that I do. Durn farm work! Durn widders! Durn love! Durn everything!" He kicked the fence to show his dis gust and wearily resumed work. Ebe nezer Schermerhorn. hired man, was in love with the Widow Tompkins, whose farm adjoined that of his boss on the west. Ebenezer was twenty four years old, plain of face and un gainly of form aad without a hundred dollars' worth of property. One evening as he dropped in to see the widow about borrowing some farm implement next day he found her read ing a love story. She read a few chap ters to him and afterward acknowl edged that she had always been ro mantic and that if she ever married again it would be to a hero. The farmer's hired man didn't rush right off that night and try to be a hero, but sat down and did some thinking. Three or four days after Ebenezer's thinking bee a tramp came along the road and. seeing the young man hoeing corn just over the fence, halted for a word or two. Ordinarily Ebenezer would have leaped the fence and run the wayfarer half a mile, but on this occasion he Invited him over to the corn and sat down with him for a con fidential conversation. The result of that conversation was that at 8 o'clock that evening the tramp appear ed before the Widow Tompkins and made threats of what he would do if she didn't set out victuals, hunt up old clothes and come down with a dollar in cash. Ebenezer was not far away just far enough to come running up and knock the tramp head over heels and rescue the widow. But as he started to come running be fell down and got tangled up with the. bushes, and before he could get away the widow had broom sticked the tramp Into - flight She didn't say she was glad that the would be hero was so near at hand. What she did say was that she wasn't afraid of any tramp walking the roads. Ebenezer's first try was a failure, but within a fortnight he was ready for another. Two or three farmhouses in.the township had been robbed, and this fact became the basis for his sec ond plan. One night at midnight he left his bed, descended to earth by way of a window, and. armed with a club, he became a guard for the wid ow's house. He circled around it and patrolled the garden and the orchard, and he felt that he would give a year of his life if a robber would appear. He would first fell- him and then arouse the bouse, and when the widow, came to know that he had been guarding her for love her heart would melt toward him. But no robber camp. Instead of that bis footsteps nwoke the widow, and, peering out. she saw some one walking about, mid she got a shotgun and raised a window and blazed away. The gun was lo:ided with bird shot to shoot hawks that might come swooping down on chickens, but in this case they an swered )ust as well for a man. Eben ezer m-eived about twenty of them and ran two miles to a dpctor to have them picked out. He also had a va cation from work for a week under the excuse that he had sprained his back turning over in bed. Ninety-nine out of every hundred would be heroes would have given up right here, but Ebenezer was a man to hang on. It was while he was limp ing around on his vacation and doing a lot of standing up and wandering over the fields that he came upon the widow fishing in the river at a certain point. He did not show himself, but fifty feet from where she sat under a tree he discovered a bumblebees' nest in the grass. It was a large and lib eral nest, and it gave him a thought The bees wouldn't bother anybody so long as they were let alone. If stirred up they would look for meat There was a haystack not far' away, and Ebenezer had matches In his pocket He retired behind the stack and collected a hatful of stones from the plowed land. These he threw one by one at the spot where the bees were pursuing the even tenor of their ways. The plot thickened. You can thicken a bumblebee plot In a very short time. All you've got to do is to trend on their coattails. When the In sects found the rocks dropping on their heads they swarmed out of the grass to look for the enemy. They should have gen the widow and descended upon her. and at her first shriek Eb enezer would come charging down with a wisp of lighted hay In either hand. But things went wrong. The bees then went Sot 'him alone. They is About What it Will Cost tan him up and down tne ii'iysT !! '.. they ran him over fences .ami ha k they ran him across lots and in -;rHes and when they finally loft him and Tic fell down the widow came forward and asked: "But why were yotrsuch a fool?" "Because I want you to marry me!" he groaned in reply. "And you said you would marry n hero. I thought the bees would attack you and I could rush in and save you." "Why. you great idiot! I've been ready to say yea any day for the !wst three months." HAZARDOUS MAIL ROUTES. Postmen In Some Countries Are .Never Sure of Their Lives. The camel postman In the Sahara hasn't any cinch that is. if he has a family he's anxious to live for or hap pens to be leading a care free bachelor existence, for he needs all the nerve that'he can possibly summon on every trip that he makes, for the wild tribes regard him as their particular prey, and he never does know when he starts out whether or not he is going to reach his destination. Neither has the postman in some parts of Switzerland the safest job in the world. In fact, in several places in" that country It is considered Just about the most dangerous profession that a man can enter. You see some of the postoffices are situated at a height of 7,000 feet There Is even a letter box at the summit of Languarti. which Is nearly 10,000 feet above the sea level. Here all sorts of disastrous things have happened to un fortunate carriers of mail. Three have been crushed to death by avalanches and a large number swooped down upon and killed by fierce eagles. Then in India the postman always has to be on the lookout for snakes. It is claimed that within the last year 150 were killed by snake bites and twenty-seven eaten by tigers. Queer, isn't it, when In this country the business of being a postman seems about the most harmless and least dan gerous of any a man could pick out? In parts of Siberia they have only two mail deliveries a year, while in the interior of China they have no regular delivery or regular postman. Chicago Tribune. Primrose Cures. The primrose of old was credited with a medicinal as well as a super stitious value. Even now in some coun try parts of England a decoctioA of primrose leaves is supposed to restore a failing memory, and In 1654, when Culpeper wrote his "London Dispensa tory," the primrose was regarded as an almost universal panacea, curing "convulsions, falling sickness, palsies, etc.." and strengthening "the - brain, senses and memory exceedingly." And even the healthy did not disdain to eat it. for primrose pasty was once a popular Lancashire delicacy. London Standard. "Pleased to Meet You." The Americans have a polite habit on being presented to a new acquaint ance of uttering the words. "Pleased to meet you," although upon what the pleasure can rest, or how they know that it is a pleasure, or why an ordi nary incident which is not the fulfill ment of any anticipation and which may turn out to lie very disagreeable, should be pronounced at sight to be pleasant I have never been able to un derstand. Loudon Saturday Review. Taking Their Turn. ' "Why station a policeman beside this park bench?" "It Is newly painted." "He can't keep people from testing fresh paint." "No; but he can keep "em in line." Kansas City Journal. So It Is. 'Pop. is an abyss anything sleepy?" "Of course not. child. ' What put that Into your head?" "Well, it's always yawning." Balti more American. LAUGHTER. How much lies in laughter, the cipher key wherewith we de cipher the Whole man! Some iuen wear an everlasting barren simper: iu the smile of others lies a cold glitter as of ice. The few est are able to laugh, what can be called laughing, but only sniff and titter and snigger from the throat outward or at best pro duce some whittling, husky cach iuuation. as if they were laugh ing through, wool. Of none such conies good. The man who can not laugh is not only fit for trea sons, stratagems and spoils, but his whole life is already a trea sou and a stratagem. - Carlyle. Pabst's Okay Specific Does the wortc. You all $3-29 know It by reputation. Price FOR SALE BY JONES DRUG COMPANY M l STER ELLIOTT MARKET FIGURES STAY ABOUT SAME Consistent boosting will accomplish wonders, and efforts of Portland newspapers to better the egg market seem to have partially succeeded. Tuesday Portland buyers were willing to pay 19 cents wholesale for eggs. Local buyers, as well as consumers, are not feeling the effect of the met ropolitan boosting, however, and are still buying from poultrymen from 19 to 22 cents. Reports from Cali fornia and Puget Sound markets are that eggs are selling at 26 cents there. Strawberries are still plentiful lo cally, and are being quoted at a dol lar a crate, as formerly. Portland prices on the fruit are between 85 cents and $1.25 per crate. Local ber ries are smaller in size than former ly, the first picking having thinned out the big fruit. Qaulity continues excellent. Cherries are getting more plentiful, and are bringing 12 cents a pound. Retailers are selling them at from that figure up. New potatoes, whici have been scarce for the past week, are again in the stores, and may be purchased at ten cents a pound. . Hop contracts are- being sought, but not eagerly, at 15 cents. Green vegetables are selling at the same prices as formerly. Green peas are not over plentiful, but new onions carrots and lettuce are being offered heavily. Livestock, Meats. BEEF (Live weight) steers 7 and 8c; cows 6 and 7c, bulls 4 to 6c. MUTTON Sheep 5 to 6; lambs 6 to 6c. VEAL Calves 12c tj 13c dressed, according to grade. WEINIES 15c lb; sauage, 15c lb. PORK 9 and 10c. Poultry (buying) Hens 11 to 12c; stags slow at 10c; old roosters 8c; broilers 20 to 21c. . Fruits. APPLES 50c and $1. DRIED FRUITS (buying) Prunes on basis 4 for 35 to 40c. Portland Railway, Light & Power Company Beaver Building, Main Street to You if You Go ' RE E GREY L Easily, Quickly, Surely, Safe ly, by Hay's Hair Health " Don't neglect your hair or allow it to become grey, thin, dry or lifeless. A beautiful head of natural colored, luxuriant radiant hair is priceless to every woman. Why not have it and keep it so? Why be prematurely grey and grow old-looking before your time? By all means don't let your hair be come grey or faded and full of irri tating and annoying Dandruff when Hay's Hair Health will bring -back its youthful color and remove the Dand ruff almost immediately. It is simple, safe, easy to use and FOR SALE AND RECOM MENDED ONIONS $1.00 per sack. POTATOES Nothing dQing. BUTTER (buying) Ordinary country butter, 20 to 22 c. EGGS Oregon ranch, case count 17Hc; Oregon ranch candled 18c. Prevailing Oregon City prices are as follows: CORN Whole c0rn, $32. HIDES (buying) Green -saled, 9c to 10c; sheep pelts 75c to $1.50 each. WOOL 15 to 16c. MOHAIR 28c. FEED (Selling) Shorts $28; barn $26; process barley, $30.50 to $31.50 per ton. FLOUR $4.50 to $5. OATS (buying) $28; wheat 93c; oil meal selling $38; Shay Brook dairy feed $1.30 per hundred pounds. HAY (buying) Clover at $8 and $9; 0at hay best $11 and $12; mixed $9 to $11; Idaho and Eastern Oregin timothy selling $20.50 to $23; valley timothy, $12 to $15. The Sea Otter, one of the sturdiest of the Portland motorboats, and the only sea-going vessel that has passed through the Oregon City locks, was cruising in local waters Tuesday. 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