MORNING ENTERPRISE, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 4, 1913. Don't Mention It. "How much money did be say tie hadV , "Ht- didn't say " "Ana. Thi'ii lie has untold wealth." I'ellcuu - LOCAL BRIEFS The classified ad columns of The Enterprise satisfy your wants. Arthur Lloyd, of Centralia, was in town on legal matters Tuesday. L. P. Harrington, of Cresswell, was a county seat visitor Tuesday. E..-J. Kenneth, of Portland, was in town on legal matters Tuesday. A. M. Proppe, of Portland, was a Gladstone visitor Tuesday evening. , George DeForest, of Portland, was a business caller in Oregon City Tues day. Mrs. G. H. Larrabee, of Vancouver, Wn., was visiting Oregon City friends Monday. N. L. Allen, of Canby, was a county seat visitor the early part of the weelt. George C. Smiley, of Portland, was a business visitor in the county seat Tuesday. Miss Katherine Murdock, of Port land, was the guest of local friends Tuesday. Editor Taylor, of Molalla Pioneer, was in Oregon City the early" part of the week. Oscar Benton, of Seattle, is in the county looking, over land for invest ment purposes. W. J. Lewellen, of Portland, and formerly of California, was a county seat visitor Monday. Ralph P. Jackson, of Hood River, was a business visitor in the county seat early in the week. Roy Alspough, of Barton, is among the graduates in the agricultural course at O. A. C. this year. R. E. Jarl and Robert Jonsrud and family, of Kelso, were Oregon City visitors the first of the week. Rev. E. A. Smith will preach at Wil lamette Wednesday evening on "The Athlete who never Came Back." Wendell Smith, of Boardman, Ore., will leave the county seat Vvednesday ior uape Horn, wn., wnere ne will visit with friends. Ranchers coming into the city for supplies are complaining of the warm weather, and say it has caked lowland fields, and is retrding young crops. - Hen'hatched chicks are early vic tims of head-lice. Conkey's Head Lice Ointment is sure death to these pests and doesn't injure the chicks. Enough in one tube to save 100 chicks. 19c, 25c. For sale in Oregon City by the Oregon Commis sion Co. KANSAS GIRL (MARRIES INTO NOTABLE FAMILY LONDON, June 2. The marriage of Miss Frances Scoville, a beautiful American girl, and Walter De Mumm, of the French family of champagne fame, took place quietly today at St. George's church, Hanover, Square. There were no attendants and the only persons present were the rela tives and a few intimate friends of the contracting parties. The bride is the daughter of Court ney K. Scoville, a banker of Seneca, Kas. After her graduation in her na tive town some years ago she came to England and has since resided here with her sister, Mrs. Louis Treadwell. She is a great sportswoman and is said to be the only woman who has ever gone down the Crest's Run at St. Mortiz. AT IE BFLL TODAY B 101 Bison 2-Reel Feature Entitled, "THE NORTHERN SPY" B AMIMATED WEEKLY B , "THE LAW OF THE WILD" Of the Great Northwest B Last Chance to See the BERNARDOS In a Plyalet, entitled, "A Bit of Coun try Life," Introducing three Characters B COMING VAUDEVILLE Thursday, Friday and Saturday NORA BEVERLY and W. A. SALY War Declared! Catarrh Germs Must Be Conquered or Health Will be Destroyed If you have catarrh you must van quish an" army of persistent, destruc tive microbes before you can be healthy. . You might as well choose your weapons, declare war and destroy this army of catarrh germs right now. Booth's HYOMEI, a pleasant germ destroying air breather over the en tire membrane will kill Catarrh germs. Booth's HYOMEI (pronounce it Hlgh-o-me) is guaranteed by Huntley Bros, to end catarrh or money back. It surely is fine for cougHs and croup If you own a little HYOMEI hard rubber pocket inhaler get a separ ate bottle of HYOMEI for only 50 cents. If you haven't an inhaler se cure a complete outfit for only $1.00. Just breathe it no stomach dosing. The "Present" Question Before Us. "What in the world shall I give' her?" How many times have you said that as you read an invita tion to a wedding? Your dilemas are no differ ent from a thousand other peo ple's. We are all in the same ,; boat when i comes to deciding on a wedding present. It is a human failing for the imagina tion to balk at that point. Next time' you get an invita tion don' t cudgel your brains and confuse your mind with worry. It is a waste of time and takes away all the pleasure of giving. Just pick up THE ENTERPRISE- - or any other good newspaper and run care fully through the advertise ments. The first thing you know you will exclaim, "That's the very thing!" " There are many useful and beautiful articles, and there is no quicker way of chposing one that suits both your taste and your purse than to glance over the countless suggestions offer ed daily in our advertising columns. yi-l-M-r-I-M-t-l-l-l-l' 1 1 I 1 1 ITT1-T "I PITCHER WILLETT HAS AD VANCED IDEA ON SHORT ENING GAMES. Edgar Willett, the Detroit pitcher, has advanced an idea as to a method of shortening baseball games, though it is not original with him. Edgar caught the idea while watching Sam Crawford amble around the bases after smashing the ball into the bleachers for a home run. "Why not permit' Crawford to run to first and then return to the bench instead of consuming a minute or so walking about the sacks?" says Edgar. "There are. we'll say. fifty home runs hit in the American league each season. That means an hour wasted. Every one knows the hit is a home run when it drops 'into the bleachers or goes over the fence, so what's the use of wasting time and ef fort r I-I-I-I-H-I-I-H-r-I-I-r-I-l-l-H-H-H-I"!- HUGHES CLAIMS DISTINCTION. Washington Twirler Only Player Who Was Traded For Himself.' "Long Tom" Hughes, the Washington pitcher, never hopes to do any equal ing of any of Walter Johnson's rec ords, but he has one that even the great Walter will not grab. Tom' Photo by American Press Association. "LONO TOM" HTJOHBS. claim to distinction lies in the fact that be is the only player in the big leagues who was ever traded for him self. Washington sent Hughes to Minne apolis a few years ago with the under standing that Griff was to have the pick of the team at the end of the season. When It came time for Wash ington to make its selection Hughes was picked. And the pitcher's record with Washington since then proves him to be a good pick. HOLDS CATCHING RECORD. Agnew of Browns Went Through Sea son Without Passed Bail. Agnew, the St Louis Browns' iw crult backstop,- is probably the oxUy catcher In the United States who caught a hundred or more games last year without having a passed ball charged to his record. Agnew caught for Vernon, Cal.,- t the Pacific Coast league' last year. Be caught a hundred games and he h&d no passed balls. In the American league official records of passed balls' were not published, but in the National league there was not one backstop who aid not have at least one. The American association, like Ban's circuit, failed to publish a record of passed halls, but in -the Eastern league there was one man who ess-aped, the passed lciil charge He Is Curtis, who caught for Montreal. Toronto uml Jer sey City. Curtis partii-ipaled hi on!;, fhirty-eijrlit sanies . Enterprise advertising pays. -1 " V - Its5 A Theory By GRACE OGLES BY This ts en k.:e of reform or at least new formations, and such an age la always attended by a 'certain amount of hysteria. '. When people leave a beaten track to strike out into new paths they are liable to bewilderment, and so when they find or believe they have found that they have been influ enced by false ideas In seizing new ones they are prone to jump from the frying pan into the fire. More than this, they are liable to Jump from terra firma into water altogether too deep for them. One of the new departures of the present day is a dissatisfaction with marriage . as we In America have known it Kent Blakeman's father and mother had lived together com fortably, bringing up half a dozen children. Kent at twenty-five discov ered that they had taken a great risk In binding themselves bo closely to gether that there was no easy way for them to break the chain. In their case fortunately they had not wished to break it But as for him, he did not intend thus to tie himself up. He believed in experimental marriage. If he married he would reserve the right to leave his wife as soon as he' ceased to love her. and she should have the same privilege with regard to him. Miss Estelle Woodruff, being about the same age as Blakeman, also grew up in the same atmosphere of hyster ical reform.. She heard persons talk ing' about the frequency of divorce, marriage being a failure and kindred subjects, and her mind was very sus ceptible to absorb new theories. Blake man found few women to sympathize with him in his notions about mar riagemost reforms begin with a paucity of numbers and when he met Miss Woodruff and made an easy con- vert of her he was much pleased with her that is. he was much pleased with himself, for having struck Into a new path and considered the girl above the ordinary in that she bad appreciated his ideas. There is an infinite variety of mental structure among human beings. Blake man, who married Miss Woodruff, was of a different brain. He kept on de veloping in his anti-marriage theories, while she, with the coming of children, ceased to take an interest in them and at last turned against them. . Perhaps it was the discovery that he had been mistaken in his wife's mental caliber that started him in his idea that they were not fitted for each other Their union had lost its romance and was becoming humdrum. It seem ed to him that the connubial kiss morn ing and night had lost its zest He had asserted when a bachelor that the hon eymoon should last always and that when it hud completely waned it was time for the couple to separate and each lind a new mate. Time came when Blakeman conclud ed to "be true to himself." as he put it, and claim the privilege he had re served for himself when he married. He made several attempts to get his courage up to a point where he could tell his wife that she was not his af finity and that he proposed to free him self from her and make another trial to find a real and lasting mate. At last he succeeded Between a passing influence In youth and a woman who had been made over, so to speak, by the possession of-two little children a boyand a girl there was an enormous difference. She was not only surprised by her husband's announcement; she was thunderstruck. But if she had not developed she had Insensibly come into, a lot of horse sense. To attempt to argue her husband out of his nonsense she knew would be futile. To oppose him would be equally so. Moreover, she remem bered that at the time of her marriage she had coincided with his views. It was he who had been consistent, she who had changed. It had been mu tually agreed that when either wished for freedom it should be granted. She held to her agreement thoug"h she recognized the outcome as a great misfortune. But she was a plucky as well as a proud woman and gave no sign of what a blow she suffered. The prenuprial agreement gave the children if any came-to the mother, and this was. of course, a godsend fo her. She wondered as she looked back when the provision was made that she had very nearly assented to a conditional propo sition to divide the children between husband and wife. When all preliminary arrangements bad been made Mrs. Blakeman and her children the little ones being igtfo rant of the separation of their parents took a train for the mother's birth place, where they expected to live. Blakeman saw them off and as the train was starting kissed them all and left the car He stood on the platform, looking after them as they rolled out of the station, and all of a sudden a great light broke In upon bis. brain, and he said to himself: "What Hn addle pated ninny I have made of myself!" Going to the ticket office, he bought a ticket for the next train to" follow them, and the same night when the mother was ruefully hearing the chil dren say their prayers-J the father swooped down on them like a cyclone and took them all in one embrace. Has Rlakeman given up theory? Never: His theory now is that the family Is nil there is In the world worth living for. and hereafter he pro poses to live for his family only Since his theory Is sound all are happy. Medical Case. A young doctor said to a girl, "Do yon know, dear, I have a heart affec tion for you?" "Have you had It lung?" she coyly Inquired. "Oh, yes: I feel that 1 will liver trou bled life without yon!" he fervently responded. "Then you had better asthma," she softly murmured. Pearson's Weekly. A Great Trial. "Tour three daughters should be a great comfort to you."" "They should be. but they ain't," de clared Mrs. Watts-Trumps. "They all prefer sewing and cooking to bridge." Washington Herald. A Transmigration Story . By F. A. MITCHEL In the city of Bungalore In India, one Kadur, an old man, lay dying. His wife knelt by his bedside there were no children waiting , for the end and praying to" Vishnu in his behalf. In India they believe in the transmigra tion of souls, and the woman prayed that in order that 6he might have her husband near her bis spirit might pass into the body of one of her pets, of which she had a great many. When she was satisfied that he was dead she left the body where it lay and. weep ing, went out to another room. As she opened the door she saw in the middle of the floor a tiny monkey that bad just been born looking up at her with a peart face and a pair of bright eyes Whether or not it was her imagination that made this human-like countenance appear in her eyes to resemble her late husband it is Impossible to say. Cer tain it is that she took the little crea ture up in her arms and hugged It to her bosom, at the same time thanking her god that he had answered her prayer for she did not doubt that the soul of him she loved had passed Into the body of the monkey just born. Now, the woman was rich, and this is what she did. She made a will, leav ing all her property to the monkey so long as it lived, and at Its death it was to go to her nephew. Rustom, a boy of whom she was very fond. She also bequeathed the monkey to a wo man In whom she had great confidence, who was to have a large sum for its care as long as it lived. It was thus made the interest of its keeper to pre serve its life as long as possible. The widow lived three years after her husband's death. When she died her nephew. Rustom. was about eight een years old and had a sweetheart. Naturally he wished to marry and needed the money. But the womani Dulmara. who was getting large pay for taking care of her ward, realizing that Rustom was interested In its death, redoubled her efforts to keep the monkey alive. She put it in a wing of the house, had iron bars put on all the windows, and no one was permitted to go in to it without passing through apartments occupied by herself. But these precautions were not nec essary, for Rustom had been brought up to believe that his uncle's soul was in the monkey and if he killed it he would be guilty of a crime. But Agya. the girl he wished to marry, had been to a Christian mission school and did not believe in the transmigration theo ry. She could not see why a monkey should prevent her and the youth she loved from enjoying a fortune. In deed, she thought no more of killing a monkey than a dog. Besides, it was plain that Dulmara might at the mon key's death substitute another monkey in its place and keep on thus substi tuting monkeys till the crack of doom. She therefore determined that the lit tle beast should die. Fortunately for her intention, Rus tom's love for her was not known to Dulmara. nor had Dulmara ever seen her. One day Agya appeared to Dulmara and said that she had a singular dreamt But before she told the dream she look ed about her at the pets which were wandering around. A hen was sitting on some eggs', upon seeing which Agya told her dream. She said that a woman had appeared to her in her sleep and said that her husband's soul was in a moukey in a house which she described.- The wman herself had died and passed into the body of a cow (sacred in India). The cow was about to die, and the woman's spirit had been per mitted by Vishnu to be born in the house where her husband lived in a monkey's body. She would come out of an egg. The girl was instructed to go to the house described, and the first chicken hatched in that house would contain the spirit of the wife of the man whose spirit inhabited the mon key. She-was to have the care of the chicken. There is no end to the superstition in the people of India, and Dulmara be lieved the story. While the two were talking a wee chick picked through the shell of an egg, and this settled the matter. Dulmara did not dare to turn Agya away for fear of the wrath of the tiny bird which might contain the, soul of her from whom she drew her sti pend. The girl was Rt once taken into the household and given the care of the chickeu. She took it in to see the mon key, but the little brute evidently did not recognize it as Its wife, for if per mitted to get at it would have eaten it. Agya, having effected an entrance to the household as well as access to the monkey, lost no time in carrying out the rest of her plan. Soon after her arrival the monkey sickened and died the next day. Though Agya did Dot admit that she had poisoned the monkey, she threw off the sham she bad put on and, leaving her little ward to take care of itself, went to Rustom and told him that he had succeeded to his fortune. She be ing a witness to the death of the mon key, he had no trouble in securing his property. The two were married, but Agya did not then dare to tell her hus band that she bad killed the monkey lest he consider her a murderess. Years after, when she had converted him to her religion, she confessed. He was scarcely prepared for such a sin. and in order to make him feel more comfortable she told him that his uncle had apper.red to her In the form of n bird of paradise and thanked her for poisoning It. Rocks That Float In Water. A geologist who is well up In his business can name a. dozen or twenty different specimens of rocks and min erals that have less specific gravity than ' water and which will, if tossed into that element float on the surface. Hubelite'is one of the best known rep resentatives of that class. The com mon pumice stone is another example. The rock with the very least specific gravity known Is damari. a substance found In an extinct volcano in Damara land Its atomic, weight is .5, or exact ly one-half that of hydrogen: The classified ad columns of The Enterprise satisfy your wants. FASHION HINT By JIDIC CH0LLET Jaunty cutaway coats made to match the skirt or in contrasting materials for wear over over summer lingerie dresses are very popular. For the medium size this coat will require four yards of material twenty CUTAWAY COAT AND SKIBT. seven inches wide, with a half yard of silk for the collar and cuffs. The skirt will take five yards of twenty-seven inch material. These May Manton patterns are cut In sizes for the coat from 24 to 40 inches bust measure and for the skirt from 22 to 34 inches waist measure. Send 10 cents eacb for the patterns to this office, giving num berscoat 7806, skirt 7452 and they will be promptly forwarded to you by mall. If In haste send an additional two cent stamp for letter postage. When ordering use coupon. No Name ... Address Size.. The Hyacinth. The hyacinth, commonly known as the "jargoou." is often found in color less crystals. These, carefully cut. offer such a startling resemblance to the diamond as would deceive any but an expert. Portland Rdway, Light 4 Power Company 1 SOUTHERN OREGON BERRIES ARE POOR Strawberries continue to . be the feature of the market, with a sharp drop in price. 'Southern Oregon ber ries seem to be badly sunburnt, and are being quoted at about a dollar un der ruling values, or on a par with California fruit. Other state berries are holding well, the. best varieties being from the lower Willamette and Clackamas valley, and from Washing ton. Evergreen state cberries are par ticularly good this year, and are topping the market. Eggs continue to be' one of the weird features of the Portland mar kets, though in local buying and sell ing centres ' they are holding in the neighborhood of 22 cents. In Port land much seems to depend upon the feeling of the buyer, and alleged "fresh" eggs are to be found quoted from 17 to 25 cents. Best eggs are being sold direct by poultrymen, as heretofore, to consumers and smaller stores. String beans have dropped some what in price, asparagus is still rang ing from six-bits to a dollar a dozen bunches, green peas are scarce and poor in quality, gooseberries are com ing in with better form and ars both larger and more sound. There is no appreciable movement of potatoes. Other market features are about the same as last week. Butter Is strong. Livestock, Meets. BEEF (Live weight) steers 7 and 8c; cows 6 and 7 c, bulls 4 to 6c. MUTTON Sheep 5 to 6 1-2; lambs 6 to 6 l-2c. VEAL-Kalves' 12c to 13c dressed, according to grade. WEINIES 15c lb: sausage, 15c lb. PORK 9 1-2 and 10c. POULTRY (buying) Hens 12 to 13c. Stags slow at 10c; old roos ters 8c;; broilers 22c. Fruits APPLES 50c and $1. DRIED FRUITS (Buying), Prunes on basis 4 for 35 to 40c. Any time any whiskey tastes so rough and strong it makes you shake your head and say "biir-r" let it alone. Never put anything into your stomach your palate rejects. That's why nature gave you a palate. - Try the new Cyrus Noble the numbered bottle "the soul of the grain." W. J. Van Schuyver & Co., General Agents Portland, Oregon The Superiority of ElectricToast to the charred, or brittle, or soggy kind made in the tedious old-fashioned way, is relatively ihe same as the superiority cf grilled steak to fried steak. For one-tenth of a cent a slice the General Electric Radiant Toaster makes Perfect Toast faster than you can eat it. , It is Perfect Toast because the raaiant heat forces the necessary chemical change in the bread. This insures delicious golden Toast that fairly melts in your mouth. You can operate the General Electric Radiant Toaster on the . finest damask table cloth. Its neat porcelain base and cheerful glowing ceils add grace and charm to any table. This little toaster is n display at our store in the Bea- . ver Building on Main Street. Beaver Building, Main Street VEGETABLES . ONIONS $1.00 sack. " POTATOES About 25. to 30c f. o. b. shiping points per hundred; again stageant and not moving at any price. p Butter, Eggs. BUTTER (I lying), Ordinary conn try butter 20 to 25c; fancy cream- EGGS Oregon ranch case, count 16c; Oregon ranch candled 18c. Prevailing Oregon City prices are as follows: HIDES (Buying) Green salted, 9c to 10c; sheep pelts 75c to $1.50 each. Mohair 31c. WOOL 15 to 16c. FEED (Selling) Shorts $29; bran $27; process barley, $30.50 to $31.50. per ton. FLOUR $4.50 to $5. OATS $28.50; wheat, 93 cents oil meal selling $38.00; Shay Brssk dairy feed $1.30' per hundred pounds. Whole corn $31.00. HAY (Buying) Clover at $8 and $9; oat hay best $11 and $12; mix ed $9 to $11; valley timothy $12 to $13; selling alfalfa $13.50 to $17; Ida ho and Eastern Oregon timothy sell ing $20.50 to $23. Boost your home town by reading your home paper. - roots HEADACHE? lYOUR It WILL, NOT if yeo taKe RRAUSE'S HEADACHE CAPSULES They will cure any kind of Headache, no matter what the cause. Perfectly Harmless. Pic 25 Cents) KoRXAH LICHTT MFG. CO.IesHoiaes.Is. THE JONES DRUG CO. "We have a large stock of these remedies, just fresh from the labor . atory.