MORNING ENTERPRISE, TUESDAY, JUNE 3, 1913.
Willing.
Mr. Gaysport How much does that
reckless son of mine owe you for all
embroidering you've done for him?
Miss Sweetly Only his love.
Mr. Gaysport Well, I've never com
plained about paying his debts. Chi
cago News.
LOCAL BRIEFS
The classified ad columns of The"
Enterprise satisfy your wants.
W. E. Baker was in Oregon City
the latter part of the week.
John Franzer, of Portland, was an
Oregon City visitor Monday.
Robert Knauf, of Portland, was an
Oregon City visitor Monday.
Paul Wessinger and party, of Port
land, motored to Oregon City Sunday.
Paul J. Fennester, of Centralia,
was in town on legal business Satur
day. C. E. Hartness, a well-known ranch
er of the county, was in town Mon
day. Miss Ruth L. Dwyer, of Portland,
was visiting Oregon City friends Sun
day. Mrs. J. W. Thornberry, of Astoria,
is visiting John Reams, of Willam
ette. H. M. Williams, of Oswego, was a
county seat caller the latter part of
the week.
W. W. Everhart, of Molalla, was a
county seat visitor the latter part of
the week.
Earl Whitman, of Astoria, was in
the county seat on legal business
Mbnday.
Richard B. Demment, of Tacoma,
was a business visitor in the county
seat Monday.
Mrs. J. C. Clyde, of Bridal Veil,
was a Sunday visitor with Oregon
City friends.
Mr. and Mors. James Osborn, of Cor
vallis, were in the city the latter part
of the week.
Misses Nora and Mary O'Conner,
of Portland, were week-end guests of
local friends.
Mrs. C. A. Trexal, of Corvallis, was
a visitor Saturday at the home of Wil
liam Anderson.
Donald M. Ferguson, of Portland,
was a county seat visitor on legal
business Monday.
Mr. and Mrs. Frank DeVoe were
Oregon City callers Monday, motor
ing out from Portland.
Martin Slotenborg, of Clackamas,
was a county seat visitor the latter
part Qf the weak end.
. George Grant, one of the veteran
engineers on the Northern Pacific,
was visiting friends in Oregon City
Sunday. -
There will be a meeting of Cataract
Hose company Tuesday evening to
arrangs for decorating the apparatus
for participation in the Rose show
parade.
C. E. Spence, of this city, master
of the state grange, has been appoint
ed a member of the special commit
tee to boost Astoria and the lower Co
lumbia valley.
Box Social; given at the Baptist
Church Tuesday evening, June 3rd,
at 8 o'clock.- Pleasant program pre
pared by B. Y. P. U. and a good time
anticipated. Boxes sold at 50c per
box. Everybody come! Ladies please
bring boxes.
THIS LADY'S
G00D APPETITE
Mrs. Hansen, In a Letter From
Mobile, Tells How She Gained It
Mobile, Ala. "I suffered for seven
years, with womanly trouble," writei
Mrs. Sigurd Hansen in a letter from
this city. "I felt weak and always had
a headache and was always going to
the doctor. At last I was operated on,
and felt better, but soon I had the
same trouble.
My husband asked me to try Cardul.
I felt better after the first bottle, and
now, I have a good appetite and sleep
well. I feel fine, and the doctor tells
me I am looking better than he ever
saw me."
If you are sick and miserable, and
Buffer from any of the pains due to
Womanly trouble try Cardul.
Cardui is successful because it Is
composed of Ingredients that have been
found to act curatively on the woman
ly constitution.
For more than fifty years, It has been
used by women of all ages, with great
uccess. Try it Tour druggist sells it.
N. B. Write to: Ladles" Advisory Dept.. Chatta
nooea Medicine Co., Chattanooga, Tenn., for Special
Inftmctiwis, and 64-pas:e book. " Home Treatises
sr Women," sent In olain wrapper, on request.
War Declared!
Catarrh Germs Must Be Conquered
or Health Will be Destroyed
If you have catarrh you must van
quish aa army of persistent, destruc
tiv i microbes before you can be
hea'tby.
- You might as well choose your
weapons, declare war and destroy
this army of catarrh germs right
noT-.
Booth's HYOMEI, a pleasant germ
destroying air breather over the en
tire membrane will kill Catarrh
germs. .
Booth's HYOMEI (pronounce it
High-o-me) Is guaranteed by Huntley
Bros, to end catarrh or money back.
It surely is fine for coughs and croup
If you own a little HYOMEI hard
rubber pocket inhaler get a separ
ate bottle of HYOMEI for only 50
cents. If you haven't an inhaler se
cure a complete outfit for only ?L00.
Just breathe it no stomach dosing.
The Almighty Dollar
With a Hole
In It
We all like to think that our
own dollar is sound and worth
100 cents. .If some one tries to
pass us. a dollar with a hole in
it, or one plugged with lead, we
make an emphatic protest.
And yet some of us go along,
day by day, letting each of our
dollars buy us an average of
about 70c. apiece.
All of which comes from the
unthriftty American habit of
careless spending, or, in other
words, buying things in a hurry
without thought and considera
tion. -In a new and bountiful coun
try like ours it is a natural re
sult of too much prosperity.
There is, however, a growing
class of people who realize that
it pays well to think as they
buy. To all such we recommend
the advertising pages of THE
ENTERPRISE which offer re
liable information and sugges
tion to intending purchasers.
MARVELS OF PHOTOGRAPHY.
How Creatures Invisible to the Eye
Are Shown as Monsters.
Photographing the invisible sounds
like a misnomer, but correct to say in
visible by the unaided eye. This com
plex and valuable science is revealing
wouders in the excessively minute,
and myriad objects, animate and inan
imate, are brought to view whose ex
istence has all along been unknown.
Two methods of illuminating the ob
jects are in use strong light is pass
ed through very thin layers of the sub
stance or reflected from the outside
surface of thick masses and also from
the external portions of exceedingly
small opaque bodies.
These solid particles can be placed
on glass slides or floated in transpar
ent liquids, as a drop of water be
tween two very thin glasses. Pinch
the glasses close together: there is no
danger of killing the smaller kinds of
animals, such as bacteria and microbes.
They have plenty of room in a film of
water so thin as to be beyond imagi
nation. The magnifying lenses for expan
sion of images of these minute objects
require the most consummate skill in
manufacture, the microcamera like
wise, and the two combined are tri
umphs of human genius. The finished
products, the perfected pictures, are
highly educational. Many different
kinds of greatly Improved glass are
now made in Jena, Germany, and
these have almost revolutionized mi
croscopy. And the wonders accom
plished by using the most sensitive
plates ever made, and these with many
different kinds of waves of light, are
almost beyond comprehension.
The "Arabian Nights" people are
eclipsed. Thus put a drop of stagnant
water on glass, lay a thin plate upon
It, press down, and the layer of water
will be thiu indeed. Put it under the
microscope, turn bright light through
the layer, pass this light into the very
small camera and let it fall on a pre
pared moving film; then the amazing
effect of animals In motion is to be
fixed on a film that is itself in motion.
This film, a long strip, is then placed
on rollers and unwound, so that it will
pass powerful projecting lenses in a
moving picture outfit.
This is, indeed, photographing the
unknown. Since man appeared on
earth no such aid to refined research
into nuture's labyrinths has been dis
covered. Then a large audience can
see all that there is in a minute drop
of water on a screen from ten to six
teen feet in diameter. Totally Invisi
ble creatures become monsters and
move with great rapidity before the
eyes of the people. Thousands of new
species of minute living organisms are
rescued from realms of the unknown.
Edgar Lucien Larkln in New York
American.
Bamboos as Water Pitchers.
In the Hawaiian Islands the natives
carry their supply of water about with
them in long bamboo tubes, the joints
of which have been knocked out Girls
may be seen making their way to near
by springs with the family "water
jug." They patiently fill the long hol
low in the bamboo with water,- block
ing up the end with a wooden plug.
This is then carried to the hut and
lasts the family for several days, keep
ing cool and sweet in this novel re
ceptacle. The larger bamboo trunks
are used in the same way as receptacles
for storing various household commod
ities. World Wide Magazine.
Changed With Time.,
The word "affectionate" is an in
stance of how meanings change, for
an affectionate person was originally
the reverse of agreeable, the word
meaning passionate or willful. John
Knox in 1554 writes of "the govern
ment of an affectionate woman" being
"a rage without reason." aud a century
later another writer deplores the evils
of affectionate soldiers. And now, as
any nursemaid knows, affectionate
soldiers have no evils. London Stand
ard. Silenced.
"Do you know, Clara, we ought not
to subscribe to the opera any more.
We bind ourselves, and afterward we
have to hear the same things over and
over again."
"As if that were any reason! I have
also bound myself and have to hear
the same things over and over again
from you." Meggendorfer Blatter. .
MANY VISIT WILHOIT
Mr. and Mrs. M. D. Latourette,
Mrs. E. J. Daulton, Misses Helen and
Bess Daulton, Miss Kathleen Sealy,
Ben and Lee Harding, C. J. Miller,
Frank Jaggar and Mr. and Mrs. E. E.
Brodie were among the Oregon City
people who visited Wilhoit Springs
Sunday. :-
A GOOD INVESTMENT
There is no better investment than
a fifty-cent piece in a bottle of Meri
tol White Liniment. Muscular an I
rheumatic pains, swellings, lameness
and soreness of the muscles are
promptly relieved. Meritol White
Liniment is especially recommended
as a general pain killer of unusual
merit. Jones Drug Co.
A TIMID
GIRL
By JOHN B. OVERAKER
Nellie was her name, though if she
bad been born in New England when
they were naming children for the hu
man virtues they would have called
her Modesty. Timidity would have
also described her, for she appeared to
be afraid of her shadow. She was a
typewriter in my private bank out in
the western town of B. My institu
tion was a Bmall one, and I required
but a small force. There was one
teller, who paid and received; also a
bookkeeper, a boy and my typewriter.
One day a party of robbers rode into
an adjoining town, pulled up at the
bank, shot the cashier dead, emptied
the loose currency into bags and gal
loped away, all within seven minutes.
Their leader was known to be a des
perate youngster called Kid Malone,
scarcely twenty-two years old.
When Kid Malone a few days later
rode into another tovrn and robbed an
other baDk with only one man to as
sist him and in less time than before,
it occurred to me that I had better be
taking measures to prepare for an at
tack on my own Institution I called
my little force together for consulta
tion. The cashier proposed that a re
volver be so fixed in the door of my
private office that I could fire It imme
diately on the appearance of a robber
and another be similarly fixed to his
window. The bookkeeper should also
be armed. Bob, the boy, said he in
tended to arm himself with hand
grenades. When it came Nellie's turn
to make suggestions she said she
couldn't think of anything. In case a
robber came she would duck under her
typewriter table. But after a number
of propositions, none of which seemed
to be practical, she gathered her wits
and surprised us all by a very sensible
proposition.
"These preparations to fight desperate
men frighten me. It seems to me that
they should rather be met by artifice.
Until this scare is over how would it
do to conceal the cash in something
that could be easily removed? I know
you'll think it ridiculous, but I have
an idea that I think I could work my
self if 1 could only keep enough cour
age How would it do to have a baby
carriage standing near the back door
with a lot of little pillows and blan
kets and quilts in it, just as though
there was a baby asleep, and under
the covering to keep the cash during
banking hours? Then if this Kid Ma
lone comes to rob the bank I can
shriek, run to the-baby carriage and
wheel it away."
"That's an idea- worth considering,"
said I.
The more I thought about Nellie's
plan the more I approved of it A
baby carriage was procured, and as
soon as the bank opened in the morn
ing the bulk of the funds was put In
it and kept there till after 3 o'clock,
when we closed the doors. The car
riage stood in a hallway, the opening
to which was screened so as to conceal
the bank officials when they went to it
to put in or take out cash. Nellie's
machine was within a few feet of the
passage, and in case of trouble it
would be the most natural thing in
the world for her to take to flight
through the exit All I feared was that
if we were attacked the girl Would
be so frightened that she wouldn't stop
in her fljght to wheel away the treas
ure. We kept up our precaution -for three
days, and sincg it was quite incon
venient in doing business I was about
to abandon it but Nellie said she had
dreamed tbat Kid Malone had appear
ed and somehow had got away with a
lot of money. I am ashamed to con
fess that I was Influenced by this
dream, which decided me to keep up
our precaution for another day.
About 11 o'clock the next morning
a clatter of horses' hoofs was heard
coming down the street Nellie heard
it and turned pale. She didn't wait for
robbers to reach the bank. She ran for
the baby carriage, and both she and it
disappeared. I heard the riding party
stop before the bank and sat still, in
tending to submit to a robbery of what
few bills there were on the counters.
The teller crouched down below his
window, the bookkeeper ducked under
his desk, and, as for Bob, he followed
Nellie out through the back door.
I waited every minute expecting to
see armed men come in through the
front door, but nobody came. Then I
heard the horses without trot away. 1
was wondering what it all meant when
Bob came in and cried:
"Stung!"
He had been running and was out
of breath. When he recovered he said
that Nellie had gone from the back
around to the front door, where one of
the party of riders had helped her on to
a horse, while another had taken the
contents of the baby carriage under
his arm, and, mounting, the party bad
ridden out of town.
I could not believe the story and hur
ried out to the street where I saw the
baby carriage standing on the side
walk ' A crowd was gathering, several
of whom assured me that they had
seen my typewriter riding away beside
a man whom they recognized for Kid
Malone.
I went back into the bank and told
my force to keep their mouths shut
I was not entirt-ly broken up by the
loss, though I was badly crippled. For
tunately we kept only enough cash in
the bank to get on with, the rest being
bidden in my home.
Nellie was Kid Malone's girl, and she
had secured a place In my bank on
purpose to assist him to rob me.
Humor of a Genius.
Elizabeth" Barrett Browning com
bined with an exalted spirituality an
inimitable sense of humor which per
vaded all her days. As illustrating
this humor Lilian Whiting tells in "The
Brownings Their Life and Art," the
story of the time Poe sent Mrs. Brown
ing a. volume of his poems with an in
scription on the flyleaf that declared
her to be "the noblest of her sex."
"And what could I say in reply," Mrs.
Browning laughingly remarked, "but
'Sir. you are the most discerning of
yours?'." ,
A Mighty Cliff.
Myling Head, at Stromoe. one of the
Faroe islands, has a sheer drop ot
2,200 feet from the crest to the sea.
SHIPS JUST LIKE A VILLAGE.
Strange Little Worlds Are the South
Pacific Ocean Steamers.
In the morning (how strange at sea)
I was awakened by the bleating of a
lamb and by a lusty cockcrow. The
Royal Mail steamers of the west coast
are a strange little world. Built fof an
ocean where storms are unknown.'
they combine certain comforts not to
be found on .much more pretentious
boats.
Their saloons and cabins are excep
tionally large and open directly upon
the promenade decks tbat stretch the
entire length of the ship, there being,
properly speaking, no steerage and no
second class. The natives and others
who cannot afford the first class ticket
travel in the "cublerta," as it is called,
a deck at the stern roofed with canvas,
but otherwise open, where in pictur
esque confusion, surrounded by bags
and bundles, they loll in hammocks or
lie wrapped In shawls.
" Toward this deck the hencoop faces
a big two story affair, partly filled
with ripening fruits, bananas, oranges
and the like and partly with chickens,
ducks and other forlorn looking fowl,
fattening for the table. Between
decks stand your beef and mutton on
the hoof, gazing mournfully up at you
as you look down the hatchways.
- Upon this homelike boat, quiet and
contented, with no unseemly hurry,
you meander down the coast at ten
knots. The air is soft as a caress, and
for at least eight months of the year
the sea is as placid as a mountain
lake, a glassy mirror reflecting an
azure sky. Ernest Piexotto in Scrib
ner's Magazine.
POCKETS VERSUS HAND BAGS.
Real Reason of the Subjection of Wo
- man to Man.
Civilized man finds it difficult to
make his way .through life without a
dozen pockets. The ordinary walking
suit has fifteen. Civilized woman
makes her way through life without
pockets, depending on a single bag
carried in the hand. The professional
humorists have never tired of com
menting on woman's pocketless condi
tion, but it is really no laughing mat
ter. Here is a sex difference which is
something more- than fashion, which
goes to the very heart of the subjec
tion of woman to man. If we accept
Spencer's definition of the evolution
ary process as consisting in progress
from an indefinite homegeneity to a
definite heterogeneity the superior po
sition of man is at once established.
His fifteen diversified pockets, each al
located to a separate UBe watch, cigar
case, pocketknife. purse, newspaper
and package of garden seeds need
only be contrasted with the" single
reticule in which the female, of the spe
cies stores " away an unco-ordinated
mass of. handkerchiefs, toilet articles,
car fare, press clippings, telephone ad
dresses, dress goods samples, confec
tionery, memoranda and tradesmen's
bills that have long been settled by
check.
Strong in his pockets, man walks
the earth free In the play of his upper
limbs, whereas woman sacrifices the
use of her right arm before venturing
out in a world of street cars, motor
cars, moving staircases, elevators and
ticket booths. New York Post
No Wonder She Behaved.
"I believe," said the minister, with
a twinkle in his eye, "that the saying
that children and fools tell the truth"
Is true. The other day my wife and I
were invited out to dinner. The chil
3ren of the family were so remarka
bly well behaved that my wife re
marked: " 'What lovely, well behaved children
yours are, Mrs. Brown r
"Both Mr. and Mrs. Brown beamed
at this approval of their offspring,
when up piped little Mary. 'Well, pa
said that if we didn't behave he'd knock
our blocks off. didn't you, pa?' "Moth
ers' Magazine.
Royal Informality.
At Cadinen, Emperor William's mod
el farm in West Prussia, where he
loves to tramp about in rough clothes
and high top boots, there is a certain
blacksmith whose hand is never too
grimy for his kaiser to shake. The
Princess Victoria Luise from earliest
years has shared her father's liking
for the man's sterling qualities. One
day the emperor and princess, in com
pany with a high official, called at the
smithy. As its owner turned from
work to welcwne them the kaiser in
troduced him as "a special friend of
my daughter's." Pictorial Review.
Toasted Bugs.
An insect much resembling the Jnne
bug and found in great quantities in
the high plains about Quito, capital
of Ecuador, is toasted and eaten as a
delicacy by the natives of that coun
try. It is sold in the streets in the
same manner as are chestnuts in the
cities of this country. - The roasted
bugs taste very much like toasted
bread.
Not Well Pleased.
"I had to kill my dog this morning."
said the boob.
"Was he mad?" asked the cheerful
idiot.
"Well, he didn't seem any too well
pleased." replied the boob. Cincinnati
Enquirer.
Most Interesting.
Woman is the most interesting thing
ever invented. One half the world
spends its time writing about her, and
the other half spends its time reading
about her. Cincinnati Enquirer.
'Never spend your money before you
have it Thomas Jefferson.
Queer Job.
"Here's a man who has a queer Job,"
said the cheerful idiot as he looked up
from his paper.
"What does he do?" asked the boob
"He is bookkeeper for a bookseller,"
replied the cheerful idiot Exchange.
To the People of Oregon City
We wish to again call your atten
tion to the fact that we are sole
agents in this city for Meritol Pile
Remedy. Our success with tMs rem
edy has far exceeded our most san
guine ..expectations. Therefore, we
are pleased to recommend and guar
antee evry package of Meritol Pile
Remedy. Jones Drug Co.
AUTO INVADES STORE
' NEW YORK, June 2: Sometimes
it is quite difficult to escape from be
ing run down by an automobiles
Automobiles seem to be bound to run
somebody down and if they cannot
find any victims upon the public
streets, they pursue them into houses
and stores. There were a number of
persons, among them two women
with small children, in a grocery
store on First avenue, near 74th St.,
the other evening, never dreaming
that they were in immient danger of
being run down, when a wicked and
bloodthirst automobie became unman
ageable and crashed through the big
plate glass window right into the
store. The people in the store were
wholly unprepared for the sudden on
slaught and wre bowled over like
ninepins in a bowling alley. All re
ceived more or less serious injuries.
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS
W. W. Everhart and wife to P. C.
Miller and wife, lots 1, 2, 3 and 4,
block 3, Everhart's add. to Molala;
$1.
Ambrose Pleuard and wife to Wil
liam E. Baker and wife, tract adjac
ent to Clackamas Heights; $200.
William N. Chilcote and wife to
Ernest Lehman and wife, 35 acres in
Sec. 32, T. 1 S., R. 3 E.; $10.
Ernest Lehman and wife to W. N.
Chilcote east half of N. E. of N.
E. and north half of S. E. of
Sec. 26, T. 6 S., R. 2 E., also sawmill
buildings, etc.; $10."
M. H. Taylor and wife to Neil Tay
lor, undivided third interest in 133.32
acres in T. 3 S., R. 4 E.; $1.
William P. Schmidt and wife to
Henry M. Williams, lot 6, block 46,
Oregon Iron & Steel addition to Os
wego; $350.
Portland RaHway, Llgfel & Power Company
Beaver Building, Main Street
E. T. Mass, sheriff, to Candace M.
Hartness, part of Lot Whitcombe and
wife D. L. C; $3,880.59.
BANS ARE ANNOUNCED
Bans for ' Miss Bertha MUrgaret
Barry and Arthur McAnulty were an
nounced for the first time in St.
John's Roman Catholic church Sun
day by the Rev. Father Hillebrand.
Miss Barry is the eldest daughter of
Mr. and Mrs. J. L. Barry, of this city,
and is regarded as one of the bright
est and most accomplished members
of the younger set. She has lived
here the greater part of her life, and
has a host of friends who wish her
much happiness in her forthcoming
marriage.
Mr. McAnulty is well and favorably
known throughout Clackamas county.
The wedding will take place Thurs
day, June 12, at St. John's church.
FRESHMEN HOLD PICNIC
The freshmen class of the high
school gave a picnic at Schnorer's
park Saturday afternoon. A party of
150 left Oregon City for Willamette
at 11:00 a. m. The afternoon was
spent in playing games and outdoor
sports, a very enjoyable time being
reported by those who were present
The refreshmnts committee served a
delicious feed. After a delightful af
ternoon everybody adjourned to
-Shively's opera house to attend the
senior play.
Nothing is more disagreeable than
eczema, or other skin diseases. It is
also dangerous unless speedily check
ed. Meritol Eczema Remedy will af
ford instant relief and permanent re
sults. We have never seen a remedy
that compares with it. Jones Drug
Co.
Friend of the Housewife
T is the most useful thing in the
house," said a lady of her Bell
" Telephone." It takes mv message
to the market to the merchant, to the
doctor, to the fire station, to anybody
at any place.'
a "
Bell Telephone Service is the standard
service of the world, and every Bell Tele
phone is a Long Distance Station.
THE PACIFIC TELEPHONE
AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY
The Superiority of Electric Toast
to the charred, or , brittle, or soggy kind made in the
tedious old-fashioned way, is relatively the same as the
superiority of grilled steak to fried steak.
For one-tenth of a cent a slice the General
Electric Radiant Toaster makes Perfect Toast faster
than you can ed: it. It is Perfect Toast because the
radiant heat forces the necessary chemical change
in the bread. This insures delicious golden Toast that
fairly melts in your mouth.
You can cperate the General Electric Radiant Toaster on the
finest damask table cloth. Its neat porcelain base and cheerful
r glowing coils add grace and charm to any table. -
Thk little toaster is n display at our store in the Bea
ver Building on Main Street.
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES
Allen's Foot-E. the antiseptic powder. It re
lieves painful, smarting, tender, nervous feet, sad
instantly takes toe sting ont of corns and bunions.
It's the greatest comfort discovery of the see.
Aliens Foot-Ease makes tight or new shoes feel
easy. It Is a certain relief lor sweating, callous,
swollen, tired, achingf set. Always nse ltto Break
in New shoes. Try ft to-day. Sold everywhere, 6
Cts. Don't accept anf tubtiiiuie. 'or FREE trial
package address Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Boy, N. X.
Hen'hatched chicks are early vic
tims of head-lice. Conkey's Head
Lice Ointment is sure death to
these pests and doesn't injure the
chicks. Enough in one tube to save
100 chicks. 10c, 25c. For sale Jn
Oregon City by the Oregon Commis
sion Co.
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We have a large stock
of these remedies, just
fresh from the labor
atory.