'3:0 MORNING EKTERliRISE, SUNDAY, JUNE 1, 1913. No Brainstorms There. "I always say what 1 think." "Aren't you afraid you'll forget bow to talkr-Pittsburgh Post LOCAL BKlCrS D. C. Fouts, of Viola, was a county seat visitor Saturday. A. D. Mazingo. of Wilhoit, was in Jregon City Saturday. H. E. Poulterer, of Portland, was in Oregon City Saturday. J. J. Thornton, of Wilsonville, was in the county seat Saturday. Henry Hergert was a county seat visitor the latter part of the week. Makin Sartian is a patient at toe hospital, suffering from appendicitis. Mrs. Marian DeWitt, of Portland, was calling upon local friends Satur day. John W. Kraxberger, of Aurora, was a county seat visitor Memorial Day. ? - G. B. Zander of Lents, was a coun ty seat visitor the latter part of the week. S. A. D. Melvin, of Portland, was in the county seat Saturday on legal business. C. E. Charleston, of Portland, was transacting business in Oregon City Saturday. C. C. Robbins and. family, of Port land, were visiting in Oregon City Thursday. Leslie E. Authers, of Oswego, was a county seat visitor the latter part of the week. Miss " Nellie Franzen, of Portland, was a week-end visitor with friends in Oregon City. Frank Talbert, a well-known ranch er of Clackamas, was in the county seat Saturday. Misses Muriel and Rene Goodman, of Portland, were visiting Oregon City friends Saturday. Mrs. J. W. Shea, of Tenth and J. Q. Adams strets, is at the Oregon City hospital, suffering from nneu monia. Mlrs. E. J. . Frommeyer, of Milwau kie, was operated upon for appendi cities Friday, and is reported to be doing well. I. W. Noble, of Oakland, Ore., has purcased six acres near Canby from John W. Loder, and expects to make his home there. Miss Bertha Barry, who has been with the Pacific Telephone & Tele graph company for the past four years, has resigned her position. Mrs. J. E. Simpson,' who fell last week in front of her home on the West Side, and broke her leg, is re ported to be getting along comfort ably. Mrs. K. Turner, of Sherwood, who has been at the Oregon City hospital j for an operation for appendicitis, has been taken to her home much im proved. John Clark, arrested upon com plaint of his wife, who charges him with assault and battery, will be tried Monday afternoon before Jus tice Sievers. Miss Gale Stewart Miss Helen Mc intosh and Miss Irene J. Bennett, all of Portland, were among those who witnessed the high school play Sat urday evening. Box Social; given at the Baptist Church Tuesday evening, June 3rd, at 8 o'clock. Pleasant program pre pared by B. Y. P. U. and a good time anticipated. Boxes sold at 50c per box. Everybody come! Ladies please bring boxes. Don't Fail to Hear The Maple Leaf Colored atThe Bell TONIGHT New Songs and Dances Also a Very Long Bill of Pic tures. Remeber Our Movies are the Best No Exceptions ; COMING , Monday.' Tuesday and Wednes day to the Bell, the Bernardos In th-air funny sketch, entitled, "The Automobile Sales Lady," "The Rube, Etc." 3 days. Change of program every day. Harmony r " i i , . x f ' - - ' a j - ' - .!., ' . " ' T . . ' "TV, . .-j ' r A - i.v f . .":.'.'' . 1 a ,' l i ' , ; m Are You Ready for Summer? June first finds us right up to summer: Have you done everything for the apartment, the house and garden, the front yard, the porch, the bungalow that the warm months require. Have you met all your person al needs and those of your fam ily. Look over THE ENTER PRISE advertisements. If. you feel that you are ready for sum . mer you will see some things you have missed. If you have not made your plans and purchases you will find a splendid guide. ,. THE ENTERPRISE adver tisers are making some very-Interesting offerings these days apropos of the nearness of the , warm season. , .- And in fact there are many things of interest every day in THE ENTERPRISE advertise ments. Reading these ads' carefully is a fine habit to acquire. NEW WEEK'S EVENTS MANY AND VARIED WASHINGTON, D. C, May 31. The Home Rule for Ireland bill will be brought up in the house of com mons for the second time next Tues day. The bill is expected to go through in the exact form in which it was passed last year, and later re jected by the House of Lords. After a second rejection by the Lords, which is regarded as inevitable as was the first, the bill will come back to the House of Commons and, in the general belief, will be enacted into law. Arguments in the so-called tap line case, which has attracted country wide attention, will be presented to the commerce court in Washington Tuesday. The question at issue is whether fifty-seven tap lines located in various states are common carriers and entitled to participate in joint rates. Two municipal elections of wide in terest will take place early in the week. Portland, Ore., will hold ifs first election under the commission plan of government. In Los Angles, where a mayor and other city offici als are to be chosen, a hard fight for control is on between the Socialists and anti-Socialists. The trial matches between the Am erican tennis players and the Aus tralian team for theDwight F. Davis international challenge cup are sched uled to being Friday. The maches are to be held at the West Side Ten nis club in New York City. Events of the week abroad will in clude the customary observances of the birthday anniversaries of Pope Pius X. and King George V., the run ning of the Epsom Derby, the British woman's golf championships, the opening of a Maritime Exposition at Amsterdam, and the Franco-American celebration commemorating the ori gin of the name "America" at St. Die. Conventions and conferences of the week will include the General As sembly of the Presbyterian church in Canada, at Toronto; the annual meet ing of the Canadian Press association, also to be held in Toronto; the West ern Governors' Congress, at Sal Lake City; the General Synod of the Re formed Church in. Ameria, at Asbury Park, and the annual convention of the Brotherhood of Locomotive En ginemen and Firemen, at Washington, D. C. Exercises in honor of the birthday of Jefferson Davis, only president of the Confederate States of America,' ;will be held Tuesday throughout tlie South. GARBAGE COLLECTIONS RESUMED FOR SUMMER Collection of garbage by wagons of the city sanitary department will be resumed Monday, and calls will be made for waste matter at all homes on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. All citizens are urged to put their gar bage cans out where the collectors can obtain them, and to see that they are covered. No charge is made for this service by the city, and it will be continued throughout the summer months. Royal Commission to Vi6it SYDNEY, N. S. W., May 31 The members of the Dominions royal com mission of Great Britain, who have been inquiring Into the commercial resources and possibilities" of -Aus-tralia, sailed on the steamship Ven tura today for San Francisco, en route to Canada and England. Sir Edgar Vincent is the chairman of the commission. Other men of note ii the party are Sir Alfred Bateman, for 40 year3 a member of the British Board of Trade; Sir Rider Haggarl, the well-known author and authority on agricultural questions, and Sir Joseph Ward, former premier of New Zealand. Enterprise classified ads pay. Passing of Famous Race Track NEW YORK, May 31. An auction sale of the Morris Park estate, em bracing the historic old race track of that name, was begun today. The crowd that gathered for the opening of the sale was the first that has been seen in the great ' club-house since the good old days when racing was an established institution in New York. The sale is expected to last a week or longer, as there are upwards of 3,000 lots to ge under the hammer. The clubhouse and its furnishing, rep resenting an investment of half a mil lion dollars, will be disposed of to the highest bidder and may be re moved by the purchaser or retained as a home. PARKPLACE PLANS GAIETY Commencement week is to be cele brated by pupils of the Parkplace school commencing June 1, and a var iety of features have been arranged for the occasion. The baccalaureate sermon will be preached to the grad uating class on Sunday, the Literary society will hold its exercises Mbn day evening, and the seniors will pre sent "The College Bride," their class play, Wednesday evening. The form al graduation exercises and com mencment will be Friday evening. - The classified ad columns of The Enterprise satisfy your wants. A FLIGHTTOR LIFE The Story of a Rescue Trip In the Mountains of Alaska. CRAVE MEM AND SPEEDY DOGS Al Act of Heroism That Saved a Wo man and Her Sick Husband From Death When Stranded on a Winter Night Amid the Snow Clad Peaks. The hardships to which people are exposed in the far north give frequent occasion? for;the display of heroism. In the pages of "Trailing and Camp ing In Alaska'" Mr. Addison M. Powell tells of tfie rescue of a woman and her husband' who were stranded on the mountains In an "Alaskan1. winter. - A -dog team galloped np and stopped fn front of "the only pretense of a hotel in Valdez. The night was dark, as the northern winter nights always are when the moon is not shining. The dogs immediately lay down, almost ex hausted from their long trip, and the two men were soon surrounded by In quiring friends. One of the two said: . "What do yon .think, fellows? - We passed a woman just this side of Saw mil Camp. She was pulling a sled, on which- was her sick husband. We re monstrated against her crossing the glacier, but she replied that they might as well die up there as any where else, as It meant certain death to stop. Our dogs could pull only our outfit and there wasn't grub enough for all, so we were compelled to leave them. They will be at the last timber tonight and If somebody doesn't go to their rescue they will be dead by this time tomorrow." A man stepped out from the crowd and said: "I'll go for one. Now, who .else has a good dog team to , splice in with mine?" "I'm your man!" answered another. It was 3 o'clock in the morning be fore they had made their selection of dogs and were ready to start' on that hazardous trip. "We'll be on the first bench by day light and have them here before mid night" said one as he straightened out the team for. the sixty mile run. "Yea. boys! Stand in there, Leader! Mush, mush on, mush!" And with a yelp the dogs galloped away as if awareof the urgency of their mission. "Haw, Leader!" we heard as they turned the corner, and then they were gone. "There goes the best dog team in Alaska and driven by two of the best men on earth!" exclaimed a man as he re-entered the house. The trail was easily followed, and soon the nine miles of level bench were passed. The speed slackened only when they were ascending the ridge, which they crossed by 11 that morning, and there it was seen that the sharp peaks were curling fine snow high in the air. , "They are beginning to smoke!" ex claimed one of the men. "Yes; we must get back before night or it's all off." replied the other. Down, down, the steep descent they plunged, and by 1 o'clock they were off the glacier and skipping over level ground. In a short time they discov erel the unfortunate couple whom they had started out to rescue, and when they came up to them it was a pitiable scene that presented itself. The poor woman had become com pletely exhausted and had thrown her self down beside her helpless husband. She had evidently abandoned all hope and was weeping bitterly when she suddenly heurd the yell of a driver and the barking of dogs. In a mo ment she passed from despair to hope. As the team galloped in a circle and stopped beside her with the dogs' heads pointed back toward the glacier she clapped her hands with Joy. The dogs lay down and with their lolling tongues lapped the snow, while the drivers ate some crackers and jok ingly encouraged tho sick man and the tired woman. They bade her seat her self comfortably while they fastened the two sleds together.. Soon they were bounding away again at the dogs' first speed. When they recrossed the summit the whole range was "smoking," and the wind was sending the fine snow along the crust It whipped their faces with a warning of what was coming, but the driver said: "Twenty miles to town, and it can never catch us!" - In Valdez every one was anxiously watching the trail. Many exclaimed, "They can't possibly be here before midnight!" but they were. As they rushed up to the crowd with a yell and a chorus of barks from the noble dogs they were met by eager, helping hands. The dogs acted as if they had understood why they were being pet ted, and again the woman wept for Joy. . . The Contingent Fee. The following pointed note was writ ten by Daniel Webster In answer to a request that he take a certain case for a contingent fee: "I do not desire em ployment in professional matters, al though I do sometimes engage in thein. But I never engage on contin gencies merely, for that would make me a mere party to a lawsuit" Resourceful, Gibbs Your wife seems to be a re sourceful woman. Dibbs Resourceful! Why. the other day she put in a pane of glass with chewing gum. Boston Transcript. Real coolness and self possession are the indispensable accompaniments of a jrreat mind. Dickens. Her Specialty. "I should think that lady astronomer would be interested In her little' boy's dirty face." "Oh, she's too much absorbed In her studies of the sky to keep her child's face clean." "But that's just why she shonld pay attention. Isn't the dirt spots on the son?" Baltimore American. Congenial Employment. The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of man. is to be born to some pursuit which finds him In employ ment and happiness, whether it be to make baskets or broadswords or canals or statues or songs. Emerson. How the Story Ended By F. A. M1TCHEL I am a novelist I bad been work ing very hard upon ; a story "Her Choice" to finish it, since the.printers were waiting for the copy for the last chapters, the whole to be ready for publication within a week. I was writ ing "late, one night when for a time how long 1 know not my faculties came to a standstill. . ' My next remembrance is that I was walking Jn a grove, strange to say, with my heroine, Evelyn Hope not only Evelyn Hope, the creature of my Imagination, but Evelyn . Hope a real being. And she was talking to me. "You are trying to compel me to mar ry that Scotchman, and I wish you to understand that I won't do it" "Angus McGregor "is a fine fellow," I replied. "You must marry him. I've written the story with that end In view, and if yon won't have him I shall have to tear the whole thing to pieces. Besides, there's no time for you to change your mind at this late date. The book is advertised for the 1st of March." "I change my mind! You might bet ter state it you change my mind. You novelists collect a lot of us together and undertake to make us do just what you intend we shall do. Then when we"- "Kick?" "Yes, that expresses it exactly. When we kick you say, 'You've got to do as I wish you to do.' And we won't that is, unless your will coincides with our own." "Well, then, if you will be so obstrep orous, whom do you wish to marry?" She didn't reply to this right off. We were passing through some long grass, and she bent down and picked a blade growing higher than the rest and, put ting one end of It in her mouth, said: "You profess to be a novelist A nov elist must understand the human heart What do you know about the human heart?" "I thought I was well equipped In that respect." "And you can't make your heroine marry the man of her choice. Fine in stincts you have for divining how love works." "In woman. I admit my most suc cessful novel was one in which I made up my mind as to the man I would love were I a woman and then made her marry the biggest chump In the lot" "The woman knew better. At heart he was a noble fellow." "The fellow I was creating wasn't" "You novelists tire me. The fellow you were creating! Just as If you could create a character!" "Why not?" "You set up a dummy and put this into him and that into him, thinking that this and that you have put in will make him act so and so, but it doesn't He goes off and does the other thing while you stand gaping at him.' What's the reason for your failure? Why, your calculations are all wrong." "I've violated what the playwrights call the dramatic laws, you mean." "Nonsense. There is no such thing as dramatic laws. If there were there would have to be a mammoth dramatic prison, for the characters would be breaking the laws every day. No; your trouble has been in not foreseeing the thousands of influences through which your characters will pass. One of them commits a horrid murder. Your reader yearns to see him hanged. He escapes from prison the night before the hang ing. Straightway your reader's sym pathy goes with him and he hopes the murderer will not be caught" "We are wasting time in generaliz ing. You have told me that you Won't marry Angus, and yet you will not tell me who is your choice." "Yes, I will. I'll have none of them." :, "None of them! Great heavens! What shall I do? The printers are waiting, the publishers are hounding me for the end, and now you, my hero ine, on whom I have lavished so much affection, tell me that you will neither marry the man of my choice nor" "Your choice!" "Well, who's been writing the story?" "You. By the time you have written a few more you'll discover that instead of writing a story - the story writes you." "You don't mean it! But time, is pressing. Come, be good. . Fix it so that I can finish the yarn and have done with it" "And you wish to know my' prefer ence?" " a". ; . . . ; ' " . . . I turned and Tlooked eagerly in her eyes. To my surprise,. they fell to the ground and a color rose to her cheeks. With an infinitely sweet look on her face she faded Into another real living being, my betrothed, who was bending over me. "Have I been 111?" I asked. "Very ill." "How long?" "A week." "Bring me the last chapter of my novel " The story was written In the first person. In a few hundred words I made the heroine in love with this imaginary person who was telling it. all the while keeping himself in the background. Then I hurried the manu script on to my publisher.' The book met with a great success, which every one said was the sudden turn given 'o the story by the author making his heroine unexpectedly marry the story teller. "That." said the critics, "was a stroke of genius." wny She AsKea. Author (proudlyt- Sirs. Ramdall wjis awfully anxious to learn my nom de plume. "Yes. she told me she didn't want to read anything of yours by mistake." Life. MARRIAGE LICENSES Marriage licenses have been issued by County Clerk Mulvey- to Alda M. Scott and Leslie E. Authors, of Os wego; Irene Lenore Moore and Hen ry Ellie Poulterer, of Portland; Alice Schuman and Gustave E. Zander, of Lents; Anna Hoffman and John W. Kraxberger, of Aurora, and to N. J. Boyd and A. D. Mazingo, of Wilhoit "SAFE AND SAKE" FOURTH ORDERED Oregon City is going to have a "safe and sane Fourth'' this year, and Chief Shaw, of the local police force, is going to take particular pains to see that it is such. Not that the chief Has any grudge against young America, he is simply obeying the mandate of the city council, which in Ordinance No. 590, passed August 10, 1912, put the everlasting kibosh on the noisy celebration, of In dependence Day. Under its provisions t'o.ere is to be nothing stirring in the fireworks line in the city proper. Outside the city limits, and in West Oregon City, the youngsters can blow their fingers off if they so desire, and can shatter the piece of the holidy with noise and ex plosion. But within the corporate limits the Fourth is to be safet quiet and dignified. Firecrackers, no mat ter how small, are strictly taboo; as are go-devils, hi-cans, choke-cannons, bombs and all other detonators. People who feel that they must make a noise and see smoke on the national holiday are urged to hia themselves elsewhere. The same is true of those who want to see sky rockets at night, for there is to be nothing of that sort either. Dealers who sell noise-makers will be just as liable as those who may set them off. CONGREGATIONAL SERVICES Interesting services will be held in the Congregational church today, the pastor, Rev. George Nelson Edwards speakiilg three times. Ahe morning sermon topic will be "A Man and His Garden." At 6:45 in the evening Christian Endeavor meting will be held, when the theme will be, "How Should a Christian Choose his Voca tion.' At the regular evening serv ice Rev. Nelson wjll preach upon "The Battles of Peace," touching up on. Memorial Day observances. UNCLAIMED MAIL" The following is a list of unclaim ed letters at the Oregon City postof fice for the week ending May 30, 1913: Woman's list: Alexander, Flor ence; Cross, Myrtle; Wolford, Myr tba. Men's list: Beimes, Enes R.; Bov ris, Joes.; Chapin, Douglas; Crumb ley, J. M.; Fisher, E. N.; Harvey, P. W.; Jenkle, John; Perrine, F: S.; Rea ver, Harry. REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS J. J. Eisner and wife to Henry Her gert, south half of N. E. of S. E. Sec. 29, T. 1 S., R. 5 E.; $325. Samuel B. Johnson and wife to Wil liam N. Chileote, 35 acres in Sec. 32, T. 1 S., R. 3 E.; $1. (To correct). E. W. Dill and wife to Joe J. Thorn ton, lot 7, block D, Wilsonville; $10. Joe J. Thornton and wife to E. W. Dill and wife, lot 7, block D. Wilso-i, ville; $10. BEAVERS WIN IN TENTH Portland 2, San Francisco 1, i(10 in nings). Los Angeles 3, Venice 2. " Sacramento 6, Oakland 1. Pacific Coast Standings Los Angeles ', . . .603 Oakland 554 Venice 483 Portland . .463 San Francisco- .450 Sacramento 440 i Portland Railway, Light & Power Company Beaver Building, Main Street SEES SHARP DROP Receipts, for the week have been: Catle 853, calves 59, hogs 2014, sheep 4570, horses 26. Cattle values suffered a severe cut during the week and the market is generally 25 to 50 cents lower. Steers received the brunt of the attack. Best bullocks were selling steady $8.25 to $8.50 toward the close with good grass stuff around 8 cents, eutcher stuff was slow to participate in the slump as heifers brought $8.00 and cows $7.80, although these prices are not in existence today. Good bulls and stags are steady to a shade weak er, while calves remain unchanged. Heavy liquidation from drouth afflict ed section in California and Rockie Mountain states, has hurried along the annual advent of the grass cattle run. Baef is not as plentiful as in former years and the trade expects a comparatively steady market all spring and summer. The hog market displayed strong "come back" qualities from opening to closing and gained approximately 25c. Best light swine sold steady Wednesday $8.50 to $8.55. Demand lias been brisk and big 'enough to ab sorb receipts which have been better than the average. Uncertainty as to the market status the coming week prevents much speculation. Sheep house proved an Irregular affair up to Thursday and thereafter appeared to be steadier. Killers are surfeited on poor mutton and lambs. Are calling for prime suff which is fairly firm. Wethers at $6.00 and ewes at $5.25 and spring lambs $7.00 to $7.25 are price tops in the various sheap classes. Liquidation large and range of prices wide. GROWERS GET $4 FOR FIRST BERRIES Strawberry picking will start in the "Willamette and Clackamas valley Monday, and indications are that there will be a good yield. The crop will be in fine shape for early sales, but indications also are that all fruit not at once marketted will be value less to the growers, as the late rains and extra frosts seem to have effect-1 ed the keeping quality of the berries. Those that have been picked so far, and left for 24 hours, have shrivelled up and lost all .their good points, not, even being fit for canning. However, as the demand for berries is excep tionally heavy this year on account of the lateness of the season, local growers expect to get rid of their crop at good figures. Some few growers, who have been picking the last two days of the past week, have received $4 a crate for fruit. Asparagus, which has been one of the most varying of products this sea son, is down again, after a recent soaring into the class of luxuries. Week end prices in Portland range 1 from 65 cents a dozen bunches up. Prices in local markets have been holding better. Better eggs have been shipped to wholesalers lately by poultry fanci ers, and the market has assumed a higher rate, and is firmer. Not much over 22 cents is being paid for prime stock, however, and much product is still being sajd direct to consumers. Other market staples are showing little change. Green vegetables are The Superiority of HectricToast to the charred, or brittle, or soggy kind made in the tedious old-fashioned way, is relatively ihe same as the superiority of grilled steak to fried steak. For one-tenth of a cent a slice the General Electric Radiant Toaster makes Perfect Toast faster than you can eat it. It is Perfect Toast because the radiant heat forces the necessary chemical change in the bread. This insures delicious golden Toast that fairly melts in your mouth. 1 You can operate the Genera Electric Radiant Toaster on the finest damask table cloth. Its neat porcelain base and cheerha t glowing coils add grace and charm to any table. This little toaster is on display at out store in the Bea ver Building on Main Street. a trifla lower, and are more plentiful. Spuds are still at the bottom of the list. - . Livestock, Meats. . BEEF (Live weight) steers 7 and 8c; cows 6 and 7 c. bulls 4 to 6c. MUTTON Sheep 5 to 6 1-2; lambs 6 to 6 l-2c. . . VEAL Calves 12c to 13c dressed, according to grade. WEINIES 15c lb: sausage, 15c ID. PORK 9 1-2 and 10c. POULTRY (buying) Hens 12 to 13c. Stags slow at 10c; old roos ters 8c;; broilers 22c. " Fruita 1 APPLES 60c and $1. DRIED FRUITS (Buying), Prue on basis 4 for 35 to 40c. VEGETABLES ONIONS $1.00 sack. .' POTATOES About 25 to 30c f. o. b. sniping points per hundred; again stageant and not moving at any price. Butter, Eggs. BUTTER (E lying), Ordinary cou try butter 20 to 25c; fancy cream- EGGS Oregon ranch case count 16c; Oregon ranch candled 18c. Prevailing Oregon City prloea are aa ' follows: HIDES (Buying) Green salted. Sic to 10c; sheep pelts 75c to $1.50 each. Mohair 31c. WOOL 15 to 16c. FEED (Selling) Shorts $29; bran $27; process barley, $30.50 to $31.50. per ton. FLOUR $4.50 to $5. OATS $28.50; wheat, 93 cents oil meal selling $38.00; Shay Breok dairy feed $1.30 per hundred pounds. Whole corn $31.00. HAY (Buying) Clover at $8 and $9; oat hay best $11 and $12; mix ed $9 to $11; valley timothy $12 to $13; selling alfalfa $13.50 to $17; Ida ho and Eastern Oregon timothy sell ing $20.50 to $23. s Hen'hatched chicks are early vic tims of head-lice. Conkey's Head Lice Ointment is sure death to these pests and doesn't injure the chicks. Enough in one tube to save 100 chicks. 19c, 25c. For sale in Oregon City by the Oregon Commis sion Co. f DOES1 (HEADACHE? SYOURJ It WILL, NOT if yoo talc RRAUiE'5 HEADACHE I CAPSULES They will cure any kind of Headache, no matter what the cause. Perfectly Harmless. Price 25 Cental LireSHAHlICETYUFG. CO.SesMobief,b-J a-ywapw, FOR SALE BY tlWHl'UBM THE JONES DRUG CO. We have a large stock of these remedies, just fresh from the labor atory. Pabst's OKay Specific Does the worK. You all .$3.00 know it by reputatio Price . FOR SALE BY JONES DRUG COMPANY 1