MORNING ENTERPRISE, TUESDAY, MAY 20, 1913 Naturally. - if it"' "In a race between an airship and an automobile which would win?" "Barring accidents, the airship ought to come out on top." Chicago News. LOCAL BRIEPS Charles Mliddleton of Portland, was in the county seat Monday. E. W. Bartlett, a well-known Esta cada attorney, was in the city Mon day. J: G. Morton, of Portland, was in Oregon City on legal business Mon day. William Schumaker and Ben Gross enbacher visited friends in Canem ah Sunday. Mrs. Bertha Lownsdale, of Port land, was visiting friends in Oregon City Monday afternoon. The Clackamas County Rod & Gun club meets for its regular monthly session Tuesday evening. O. E.' Freytag .publicity manager of the Commercial club, was a Port land visitor over the week-end. J. T. Anderson, one of the best known sales promoters in th9 North west, was in town on business Mon day. The little daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Rugg fell from a wagon and broke her colar bone the last of the week. Mrs. Lucile Wagner, and son, of Portland, were Sunday and Monday visitors in Oregon City, calling ou friends. " E. H. Cooper returned from Pilot Rock Sunday, where he had been vis iting R. Ml Cooper, his father, whQ is in poor health. Benjaman Hughes and wife, of Nonparail, Minn., were Oregon City visitors Sunday, looking about with a view of settling in the West. Miss Grace Carter and Miss Rene I. Smith, of Hillsboro, visited Oregon City friends. Monday, coming out from Portland in Miss Carter's auto. The United Artisans will give an entertainment in W. O. W. hall Thursday evening. Good talent and dancing. Admission 25 cents. E. P. Preble, a timber man of Port land and Washington - county, and president of the Helvetia Merchantile company, was in Oregon City Mon day. Now is the time to set out plants. Tomatoes, 10c a dozen; petunia's, 10c a dozen. See H. J. Bigger for potted plants. Harry Staley, B. Weddermann and Gustave Reichmann, of Portland were among those fishing on ths Claclr amas Sunday. They obtained several good trout. John W. Turner, a realty dealer of Tacoma, was looking over land in Clackamas county Sunday, making quite an extended automobile trip in the lower valley. Huntley Bros, are installing a new fountain in their Main street - store. The aparatus is thoroughly modern, and i3 decorated with Maryland marble and plate glass mirrors. We buy and sell for cash. A quick dime beats a lazy quarter. Denver Market Co., Cornelius & Mashk, butchers. Mrs. Jennie Robertson, who has been ill for some time, is again con fined to her bed. Paralysis of the right side is her present afflication. Dr. Guy Mount is attending her. David E. Lofgren, C. A. Apelgren and G. Blain Nissen, all Portland at torneys, were in town Monday on le gal business at the court house. Mr. Lofgren is a joint representative in the legislature from Clackamas and Multnomah counties. The Midget baseball team of the Oregon City high school met their first defeat of the season at the hands of the Milwaukie high school at Crystal Lake park. The final score was Milwaukie 8, Oregon City 3. J. E. Hedges, well-known as one of Clackamas county's leading attorneys leaves Tuesday for Eastern Oregon on legal matters. He will be away from town several days, and thus will be unable to speak at the high school assembly next Wednesday, as had been planned. Mr. and Mrs. S. S. Walker, Mr. and Mrs. P. A. Mtles, R. J. Hodson, James Shannon, Mrs. Viola Godfrey and Mrs. John J. Cooke, have gone to MedforJ to attend the annual meeting of the Grand lodge of Independent Order of Odd Fellows and the Rebekahs. Mrs. Cooke will go to Eagle Point at the close of the Grand lodge and visit Mr. Cooke's sister, Mrs. A. C. How lett, returning home Sunday. The other members of the party are ex pected home Friday. ,"rHEADACHE?1 It WILL NOT If yovi tako RRAUSE'S HEADACHE CAPSULES c They will cure any kind of Headache, no . matterwhatthecause-torfeetlv Harmless. I Prlc 25 Cent KORKAH LICHTY KFG. CO., De Moines, la. j awaaaMh FOR SALE BY i THE JONES DRUG CO. We have a large stock of these remedies, just . fresh from the labor atory. Pabst's Okay Specific Does the work. You all $3 .00 know It by reputation. Price .: FOR SALE BY JONES DRUG COMPANY WHEN HEITMUELLER MADE PITCHER H I GG IN BOTH AM QUIT. t Irving Higginbotham, the lanky twirler once connected with the Chicago Cubs, was with the Portland squad of the Pacific, Coast league last season. Los ' Angeles was playing on the Port land grounds one day. It was the eighth Inning, and the score was tied, 3 to 3. The An gel center fielder, Heitmueller who died last year walked to the plate and hollered out at Hig: "Hey, you! Put that ball any where near me and I'll shoot it up against the right field fence." . Higginbotham threw the ball down in the box and walked off the diamond. "Not off me. yon won't!" he exclaimed. The Portland manager couldn't get Hig back in the box, so had to send Koestner to the mound. And the first ball be threw to Heitmueller was hit against the right field fence. At least that" s the story Joe Berger tells. RULES FOR SONDER RACES. German and American Club Agree en All Conditions. The German-American race commit tee of the Kaiserlicher Yacht club of Kiel and the Eastern Yacht club of Bos ton has issued in circular form the rules and conditions that are to govern the races, beginning Sept. 1 off Marble head, of the sonderclass yachts. The trial races for the selection of the three American yachts that are to compete are to begin off Marblehead on or before Saturday, Aug. 16. j Each yacht must be designed, built ; and all sails, sailcloth and fittings j made in the country to which she be j longs, and the crew must be made up ! of amateur members of the yacht clubs which are admitted to the trial races. The crews are to consist of not more than three persons, who must be citi- zens of tha country in which the yacht was built,. There will be five races, for each of which prizes wU be given by the East ern Yacht club. The President Wilson cup will go to the yacht which first wins three races or wins the fifth race j of the series. In case the deciding race is the third, the winner will not be al lowed to compete In the further- races. ARCHER HAS TWO JOBS. When Not Catching He Will Play First Bast For Cubs. Jimmy Archer, .though signed to catch for the Chicago Cubs, may play first base the greater part of the sea sou. Manager Evers can easily afford to go through with this plan, as he has j Roger Biesnahjiu to work behind the plate while the squsit throwing receiver I is on first base Evers does not paean J that this should reflect on the playing ; ability of Vic Suier. the club's regular first baseman. That is far from being Photo by American Press Association. JIMMY ARCHER OF THE CUBS. in his mind. He considers Saier one of the best fielding initial basemen In the league and would not even think of re moving him if it were not for his weak ness in batting against south paws. Slow curve balls thrown by the port siders are Saier's hoodoo. Putting Archer on first base will not lessen the strength of the club in fielding. When Frank Chance was unable to play two years ago be took Archer from behind the plate and put him on the first bag. His work was as classy as could be ex pected, and the bitting he did while he was there kept the team in the race. Pugilist-Pitcher on Browns' Staff. Knockout Snyder, a pitching candi date of the St. Lonis Browns, has fought In several heavyweight prelim inary bouts in western and southern boxing clubs. The Wake of a Ship. "Wake" for the track of a ship is a Scandinavian word, preserved In dia lect. Its original meaning, as Professor Skeats tells us. was that of an opening in the ice, especially the passage cut for a ship in a frozen lake or sea, and then, from being applied to the smooth, watery track left by a ship after its passage through the ice. it came to be used when there was no Ice at all. This useful word Is one of the nautical terms which the French have borrow ed from the English, although It Is not easy to recognize it at first In its French form of "ouaiche," and it is still used on the "Norfolk broads with its original meaning of an open plac In the tea. . Iff x- mrnmmmmmimmm ON THE MERRYG0R0UND T V your wife is a doctor, why didn't you go to her for your cold?' . "Too expensive, doctor. Last time she ordered me to spend six weeks at Palm Beach and came, with,' me her Both Henpecked. "We're henpecked, pa, ain't we?" "Why, what do you mean, my boy?" "Well, ma makes me wash my bands before I come to the supper table, and she makes you wash yours before yon hook up her back." He Got Even. "Brown sent me a brick by parcel post, but I got even with him." "What did you do?" ' "Passed the word along to a number of agents that he was figuring on tak ing out more life insurance." e t Differentiation. "The man who runs this store has got the right idea all right" "How so?" "He advertises, 'Bagpipes and musi cal instruments.' " FIRST AID TO THE COOK, t Every cook knows the patience and time wasted in hunting holders, which seem to have a way of disappearing Just at the moment that they are most needed. All this may be avoided by sewing two holders at the end of Inch tapes, which are suspended from a tape band which fastens around the waist, just as an apron band does. Let them reach to the bottom of the dress, one at each side of the waist line. They will always be ready when needed. Have some of your, kitchen holders made of double size and stitched to gether on three sides, so that the hand can be thrust into them almost as into a mitten. This will save the hands from getting red, rough backs, which readily crack and chap. . . H H A handy hook is made, by taking any smooth stick and inserting into one end a good strong screw hook, right angle shape. It is nseful for various pur poses. It wilj draw hot utensils from the oven, pull down window shades that have jumped beyond one's reach, pull windows down from the top and reach anything tucked away In the cor ners of shelves, etc. TIKE CMM If He Only Little Carlo Dear me; I wish he whether he was angry or only in play. f. Elephant Nurses. India has some of the strangest chil dren's nurses in the world, for many elephants are used there in that way. The mother or nurse who wants to be relieved of the care of the baby for awhile shows it to the elephant, and then places it within reach of the long, twisting trunk. No matter how the child may try, it cannot get away from the big beast, who gently brings- it back by an infolding circle of the trunk if It begins to stray. The little creature may tumble about as it will between the four big feet: not one of them will brush Its dress carelessly. Even elephants which are cross to other people are gentle to their keep ers and may be trusted with children without the least danger. n Why It's Called Worsted. The cloth is called worsted because it was originally manufactured In large quantities at Worsted. England, which was then a comparatively Jarge and flourishing place. . A WELL SPENT LIFE. He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much ; who has gained the respect of intelligent men and the love of children ; who has filled his niche and accomplished his task ; who has left the world better than he found it, whether by an improved poppy, a perfect poem or a rescued soul ; who has always looked for the best in others and given the best he had ; whose life was an inspiration, whose memory a benediction. Bessie A. Stanley. Better Still. "No woman knows how to drive a nail." "And what of that? Every woman knows how to drive a man any way she wants b,im to go." Washington Herald. Leprosy. Sir George Turner is reported to have said that, though leprosy Is usu ally spread by contagion., most lepers are not nearly so dangerous to the public as a person suffering from con sumption. ' - 1M Cupid and Card Index. "Charlie is so systematic." "How now?" "I asked him in my last letter if he liked my eyes, and now he refers me to his communication of Feb. 24. Says he treated the subject exhaustively in that communication." K 'Behind on His Schedule. "What's the matter, old top?" "Lumbago." "I have a remedy I wish you'd try." "I'll put your remedy on my waiting list At my present rate of progress I'll get to it In about two years." Not Big Enough to Go 'Round. ' "One hundred ways to cook an egg,' read Mrs. Newlywed from a new cook book. "Oh. dear, I can only cook this egg once!" Judge. I An Old Favorite I The Lost Chord I SEATED one day at the organ, I was weary and 111 at ease, And ray fingers wandered idly Over he noisy keys. . I know not what I was playing Or what I was dreaming then. But I struck one chord of music ' Like the sound of a great amen. It flooded the crimson twilight Like the close of an angel's psalm, And It lay on my fevered spirit With a touch of Infinite calm. It united pain and sorrow Like love overcoming strife. It seemed the harmonious echo From our discordant life. It linked perplexing meanings Into one perfect peace And trembled away into silence. As If It were loath to cease. I have sought, but I seek It vainly, That one lost chord divine Which came from the soul of the organ And entered Into mine. It may be that death's bright angel Will speak in that chord again. It may be that only in heaven . I shall hear that grand amen. Had a Tail! had a tail to wag. I conld tell then A Legend. I have heard that all the tears That we never cry All are saved throughout the years Until some time by and by, When they're changed to jewels gay. Gems that fairies far away Catch and fling upon the grass. We can see them as we pass, And they make the morning bright With their gleaming, happy light Think! Tho drops of dew you see Might belong to you or me! Youth's Companion. H Riddles. When is a blow from a lady wel comed? When she strikes you agree ably. What snufftaker is that whose box gets fuller the more snuff he takes? A pair of snuffers. 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LA CREOLE restores your hair to its natural color: For Sale and HUKtT SHOWING UPWARD TENDENCY Stats strawberries have been arriv- ing in the Portland wholesale market in 4orce, and have filled a long-felt want.. Though the supply Monday was generous, buying was eager, and the stock was soon cleaned up. Sales ran from $1.65 a crats down, the lesser prices being paid for imported berries from the south, which are in poor shape. The egg market is picking up again, strength of prices in the Sound and California centers being responsible. From 18 to 20 cents is being offered for ranch eggs, and indications are that the price will better a few cents on this before the end of tha week. Asparagus, owing to continued de mand and lack of supply has' risen from $1 ta $1.15 per dozen bunches. Stock is still prime, and the "grass" is somewhat longer than that earlier offered. Sweet potatoes are bringing 4 cents in wholesale market. Ordinary spuds are still ar glut, and are not paying cartage expense. Continued high water has boosted salmon still further, and only retail supplies are beine boueht. the Dack- ing interests have left the field. Livestock, Meats. BEEF (Live weight) steers 7 and 8c; cows 6 and 7 c, bulls 4 to 6c. MUTTON Sheep 5 to 6 1-2; lambs 6 to 6 l-2c. - VEAL Calves 12c to 13c dressea, accor alia; to gnule. WEINIES 15c lb: sausage, 15c lb. PORK 9 1-2 and I0e POULTRY (buying) Hens 12 to 13c. . Stags slow at 10c; old roos ters 8c;; broilers 22c. Fruits APPLES 60c and $1. DRIED FRUITS (Baying), Prunes on basis 4 for 35 to 40c, VECETABLE8 - ONIONS $ 1.00 sack. POTATOES About 25 to 30c f. o. b. sniping points per hundred; again stageant and not moving at any price. Butter, Eggs. EUTTSR (J lyUg), Ordinary ecu try butter 20 to 25c; fancy cream- EGGS Oregon ranch case count 16c; Oregon ranch candled 18c. Prevailing Oregon City prices are as follows: HIDES (Buying) Green salted, 9c to 10c; sheep pelts 75c to $1.50 each. Mohair 31c. WOOL 15 to 16c. Portland Railway, Light & Power Company Beaver Building, Main Street Because of those ugly, grizzly, gray hairs. Use "LA CREOLE" HAIR RESTORER. Price, SI.OO, retail. recommended by FEED (Selling) Shorts $29; bran $27; process barley, $30.50 to $31.50. per ton. FLOUR $4.50 to $5. OATS $28.50; wheat, 93 cents oil meal selliag $38.00; Shay Brook dairy feed $1.30 per hundred pounds. Whole corn $31.00. HAY (Buying) Clover at $8 and $9; oat hay best $11 and $12; mix ed $9 to $11; valley timothy $12 to $13; selling alfalfa $13.50 to $17; Ida ho and Eastern Oregon timothy sell ing $20.50 to $23. .. A Progressive Century. The twentieth century lias given as a satisfactory treatment for rheuma tism. 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YOUNG SCIENTIST HAKKDI8C0VERY While conducting personal experi ments with sodium, the better to dis cover its properties, "Tub" Gault, a student at the high school, discovered Monday that wnen the chemical wa3 mixed with water and certain other ingredients an explosive of no mean force could be obtained. The result of Gault s experiments sounded con siderably like a Fourth of July cele bration, and was followed by a show er of minute particles of glass about the laboratory. , The experimenter- himself was about as surprised as his fellow stu dents, and though the instructor in chemistry was rather inclined to take a serious view of the matter, and discouraged original research of such a nature, no damage was done. After being reprimanded Gault prom ised never to do it again, and even ad mitted, with a twinkle in his eye, that he probably couldn't do it again, be cause he didn't know what he had pournad into "the stuff to make it go off. Boost your home town by reading your home paper. 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