i ) MORNING ENTERPRISE, SUNDAY, MAY 4, 1913 At the Portland Theaters HOW RUSS FORD SILENCED " A HOWLING FAN. "Say. Ford," yelled a Newark fan as the New York American's star pitcher was receiving his bumps In a recent exhibition game, "the graveyard is two blocks away from here!" "Then It will be easy for you to go there and lie down." replied Sir Russell with a sa vage grin. Last Car Leaves For Oregon City at Midnight "THERE YOU ARE, ONE HUSBAND, ONE DOLLAR." ONE OF THE MANY LAUGHABLE SITUATIONS IN "MRS. WIGGS OF THE CABBAG E PATCH," WHICH WILL BE PRESENTED BY THE BAKER THE ATRE STOCK COMPANY ALL T HIS WEEK IN PORTLAND, C9MM ENCING SUNDAY MATINEE. ." n r SPICY SPORT CHAT. r t I'l- MRS. WIGGS OF THE CABBAGE PATCH Baker Players to Present Famous Comedy Next Week Beginning Sunday A play that arouses the sweetest thoughts in the seeing of it and the sweetest memories in the thinking of it after one has seen it is Mrs. Wiggs of the Cabbage Patch, which The Baker Players will delight Portland audiences with all next week begin ning with the usual matinee Sunday. It is just the simple stoYy of a neigh borhood of rather unusual people. They are all poor folks and simple folks and dwell in a dingy section of Louisville, Ky., known as The Cab bage Patch. The action centers around the guar dian angel of the patch, Mrs. Wiggs, known as the very spirit of optimism a wonderful character, to whom everyone else comes with joys and troubles, sure of finding one who knows how to sympathize in the way that comforts and cheers; who can always find a path that leads to brighter places, and who is blessed with a philosophy of life, which if we all had would make this old world an entirely different place to live in. The whole play is comedy the broad est and cleanest kind. The characters are for the most part eccentric, and to many of us might seem overdrawn, but not to those who have mingled with the lowly folks, whose lives are right on the ragged edge of poverty from cradle to grave. The scenes are all laid in and about the home of Mrs. Wiggs and the other principal char acters concerned, familiar to all readers of the book are Mis' Hazy, Hiram Stubbins, the little Wiggs chil dren with the geoprapnical names, Mrs. Shultz, Mrs. Eichorn, Cris, Lovey Mary, little Tommy and many others. A constant delight to old. and young is Mrs. Wiggs of the Cabbage Patch. The regular Baker matinees will be given Wednesday and Saturday and the bargain night Monday. ROSE STAHL TO APPEAR At the Heilig theatre, Miss Rose Stahl will begin an engagement of three nights, commencing Thursday, May 8, with a special price matiness Saturday, in her new part of "Maggie Pepper." Charles Klein's piece is called a comedy, and the remembrance of the spectator of the play is that it has many bright lines and comis situa tions, but underneath it all is the sense of the very human story of the department store girl which the auth or set out to tell. This story is em phasized by the acting of Miss Stahl, for she makes this "Maggie Pepper" a very real, genuine woman whom JOHN DREW IN THE COMEDY, "THE PREPLEXED HUSBAND" AT HEILIG THE ATRE MAY 5, 6, and 7 Charles Froham will present the fam ous American actor, John Drew, sup ported by a splendid company In the comedy success, "The Perplexed Husband," at the Heilig Theatre, 11th an Morrison streets, for three nights, beginning Monday, May 5. A special price matinee will be giv en Wednesday. " -. I jf 1 & one might meet at any time in the transaction of business with one of the big city department stores. The fine acting is not all done by the star, for the Henry B. Harries es tate has surrounded her with a com pany of players of exceptional worth. John S. Robertson, Yillian Claire, Mabelle Adams, Marie Hudson, Per- ROSE STAHL IN THE COMEDY, "MAGGIE PEPPER" AT HEILIG THE ATRE MA Y 8, 9 and 10 8- The favorite actress, Rose Stahl and will present her latest c0medy su theatre, 11th and Morrison street May 8. A special price matinee cival T. Moore, Walter Craven, and Helen Dahl, among the players do their part in making "Maggie Pepper" one of the best plays produced in many seasons. There is one interest ing fact about "Maggie Pepper" which has attracted the attention of theat- Sr -1 1 L?J4 i ' - ' ' i: " - - - 9 i - MB . rical observers, and that is, the bal cony and gallery, no less than the orchestra has been filled with inter ested playgoers. JOHN DREW AT THE HEILIG Charles Froham will present John Drew in a new comedy by Alfred Sut- an excellent supporting company ccess, "Maggie Pepper," at the Heilig s, for 3 nightg, beginning Thursday will be given Saturday. ro, "The Perplexed Husband," at the Heilig theatre for three nights and a special price Wednesday matinee, be ginning Monday, Ma7 5. The scenes are laid in London, and the action action takes place during three days. Thomas Pelling, a tea merchant, has returned home to find his young wife converted to the cause of the enfranchisement of women. She has invited to her home a middlfiraged builder of theories whose disciples call him "the master," and a woman whose mission is to make women in tolerant of such shackles as children and a huband. The wife decides that he is a petted plaything and a doll dnly made for caresses, and revolts against what she consideres his tyran ny. The poor husband is aghast at the change in his life partner and Itnows not what to do. On the advice of a married sister, who is of a practical i turn of mind, he pretends to fall in with the ideas that his wife has em braced. Then, .o show how advanced he has become, the husband intro duces into the house a beautiful wom an with a Greek soul, who he thinks needs converting also. This has the effect of making the wife jealous, and one by one she renounces her ideas, as she finds that thy do not fit with her real nature. The complications are of an amusing description. Mr. Drew's support includes Mary Boland, Hubert Druce, Alice John, Margaret Watsono and Walter Solder- LAND SUIT FILED John W. Loder, through Dimick & Dimick, filed suit on Saturday to clear title to lots 3 and 4, Orchard Hill. The action is directed against C. E. Ron nell and all others claiming interest or title to the property. This is the fourth case to clear title that has been filed in the circuit court during the week; and the general movement to uniravel tangled deeds of long standing is merely another indication of the activity in Clackamas county real estate that has lately been in evidence. MARRIAGE LICENSES Manage licenses have been issued by the county clerk to Emma Theresa Webber and M. A. Elliott, Marguerite Dreger and Clyde D. Wertz, of Port land; Viola Young and James P. Brown, of Vancouver, Wash. By TOMMY CLARK. I Though the baseball season is but a few weeks old. Ed Walsh has already appeared in more games than any other pitcher. He is taking bis regular turn in the box and is being used as a pinch pitcher. At the rate Walsh is being used he is on a fair way to establish another record for amount of work he will do in a single season, though the chances 111 Pnoto oy American Press Association. PITCHER ED WAX.SH ABOUT TO PUT ONE OVEH THE PLATE. ate that he would prove more effective if Tgiven the amount of rest between games that a pitcher is entitled to. He has done more work during the past eight or nine seasons than any other pitcher In the game, but it is a question how long he will be able to stand the strain which is forced on him in the hope of keeping the White Sox in the race. , That the St. Louis Brow.ns added another mighty clever pitcher to their string when they secured Weilman, the giant left bander, is being proved by the. splendid work the youngster is do ing. W'eilman has twirled fine ball since the start of the campaign, and the chances are that be will show a lot of improvement as he goes along. Hei is a monster in size, being, six feet five and a half inches in height and weigh ing around 200 pounds Every now and then a pitcher of ability is allowed to slip Into the minor league only to be recalled by some ma jor league club and make good. Tom Hughes of the Washingtons had this experience, and now Fred Falkenberg of the Clevelands seems destined to do th,same thing. His pitching this sea son shows him to be much too valuable a man to have spent any time in the minors. Falkenberg has always been a winner, yet there was a prejudice against him because he had been drop ped by a major league club. There is no doubt that In many instances a pitcher with experience in the majors is of more value to a big league club than some of the green youngsters who are brought into fast company. Do the bugs know that there are two kinds of athletes actively participating in baseball? Yep; "ball players" and "pitchers." No ball tosser counts the pitcher as a "ball player." He is con sidered in the light of a specialist or of a man embarked in a wholly different line of trade. Now and then when mention is made of some hurler who can bat. and field as well as pitch a chorus will rise from the circle-"Oh, yes well, that fellow is a ball player!" The star pitcher of today, as a rule, is such a weak and helpless thing outside of his own business that he doesn't fig ure as a "bull player" at any time. "In a few jnore years," says Tom Clarke, the Cincinnati Reds' catcher, "it will be quite possible for clerks, bookkeep ers, eyeglassod teachers, to develop pitching wisdom, gr on the field, pitch good ball, solemnly strike out every time at bat. leave all the fielding to the other players and go home at night without even knowing whether the umpire should but or where the short Btop ought to be located. Pitchers used to be ball players locg ago. but not any more." - . Beans to Separate Bones. Anatomists, when they wish to sep arate the bones of a skull, sometimes resort to a very peculiar procedure. They fill the skull with small beans and place it in a vessel of water. The beans swell and rend the skull apart at the sutures. The well known Ger man physiologist Grehaut measured the force which the beans are capable of exerting under these conditions and found that it indicated five atmos pheres. equ:l to the average pressure i the boiler of a sle.'mi tncine. Toothbrushes. Dip toothbrushes, in boiling water occasionally to disinfect them and al .vh rinse thoroughly after using - OfOViVl 'J ' I W, 'A. For Portland Railway, Light & Power Company Beaver Building, Main Street Brf npi.!iwia,.wai G1ADST0NE FACING Gladstone has a mystery on its hands. Whether the mystery is in human form, or whether a weird species of animal or bird is at large, has not yet been determined, but many investigators are working upon the problem, and it is hoped that it may shortly be solved. The mystery consists in the per sistent disappearance of soap of all sorts that is left on back porches and other unguarded places by Gladstone housewives. Many women, now that the weather has turned warm and summery, do much of their housework out of doors, and oftentimes leave partly used cakes of laundry or toilet soap about when they are through. Later they are unable to find these pieces of soad. One Gladstone house wife, who is sleeping in a tent so that she shall have rosy cheeks, has during the past week, she avers, pur chased no less than five cakes of castile soad because of the disappear ances. Whether boys have suddenly de veloped a penchant for cleanliness, and are appropriating" the soap, or whether some strange, soap-eating beast is at large is the mystery that is now worrying Gladstone folk. Our Nearest Approach. "Have you any decorations In Amer ica like the Victoria cross, for exam ple''" "Er er- "II. 1 think perhaps the douhlp 'cross is oin' nearest approach to it." - Ni'v Orleans Times-Democrat. Thrifty. Waiter Dutch or Swiss cheese, sir? Son Take the Dutch, father. The holes are sui::l!er. -Kliaenede Blatter C. G. MILLER AND R. C. mm Judging by the number of compli ments' offered this car, there Is no more popular type of automobile in Oregon' City today than the big,- roomy, powerful and speedy Overland.. . The above picture shows the machine in all its attractiveness. Smaller models ol the Overland have been sold In great numbers by the Miller-Parker company, and indications are that this newer and-larger model will fin d as ready a demand. Nr -J- s m - m The Superiority of ElectricToast to the caarred, or brittle, or sogr kind made in the tedious old-fashioned vay, is relatively the same as the superiority of grilled steak to fried steak. one-tenth of a cent a slice Electric Radiant Toaster makes Perfect Toast faster' than you ecu czt it. It is Perfect Toast because the radiant heat forces the necessary chemical change n the bread. This insures delicious golden Toast that fairly melts m your mouth. - You can operate t!ie General Electric Radiant Toaster on the finest damask table cloth. Its neat porcelain base and cheerful glowing coils add grace and charm to any table. - . V - This little toaster is on display at our store in the Bea ver Building on Main Street. . A Terrible Punishment. A man suspected of treason in Mo rocco was punished by having the flesh of his hand sliced, the wound filled with salt and the whole hand sewed up in leather. It is a common belief that this punishment causes mortification to set in and that thie hand decomposes, but such is not the case, for by the time the leather wears off the hand is healed, the result being that the hand is rendered useless and remains closed forever. It is a punish ment not often in use. but is some times indicted in cases of murder or constant theft. It is a punishment that cannot be applied except by the sultan's orrs. -- Blackwood's Maga zine. She Gave Him Permission. Charlie was invited to take supper at Mrs. Cole's, and as she was about to pass the cake to him for the second time she asked: "Did you ask your mother if you might have two pieces of cake. Char lie?" "Yes. ma'am," replied the little boy. "And what did she say"' inquired Mrs. Cole. "She said I could." replied Charlie, "if you offered them to me. and then she laughed." -New York Post. Some Turns. .Mrs. Willis-Is your husband of a lit erary tun) of mind? Mrs. Gillis Yes. Whenever an idea turns up he (urns it over in his mind, turns it out as a story, turns it in to an edilor. who turns it around and turns it down. Fuck. Truth. Bill Why are you so certain that Joues is a truthful man? Will-lie had a black eye one day, and when I asked him liow he got it he told uie that a man hit him. Cin cinnaii Knqnirer. PARKER IN A MODEL 69 T OVER "-"V W'1''5-1' - the General 8 LOCAL CHI The cartoon which appeared in Fri day morning's Enterprise was drawn by Thornton Howard, the son of Mrs. A. E. Howard, of this city. The young man is a student of the University of Oregon, where he is completing hi3 . second year of college work. He was born in this city about 19 years ago, and since had lived either in or near Oregon City. Before going to the unversity, he "attended the Oregon City high school and the Washington high school in Portland. The cartoon represented a studi ous young man at the University of Oregon,' surrounded by boods. Aboue his head hung a damocolecian sword held by two slender threads. On one of these a saw tooth worm was gnawing away. The worm represent ed F. J. Parkinson, the man who is seeking to institute a referendum pe tition withdrawing support from the university. . The sketch would do credit to many a professional cartoonist. Howard hag had no training in drawing, and his friends in ths city are greatly pleased by his work. SCHOOL FOLK MEET The present teachers' association held a meeting in Canemah school house Friday afternoon. Among the tojics discussed was the Reed insti- It was decided at this meeting to make arrangements for a picnic at the end of the school term to be held in Schnooer's park at Willamette. A committee was appointed to look in to the matter of having the school grounds put in first-class shape for a play ground for the children this summer. LAND, 1913 MODEL 'ML V'-iV Axor (I, ' He : I . INONBT PRAISED FOR WORK rv