4 MORNING ENTERPRISE TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1912. FARMER'S FRIEND IS RECORD OF MORE THAN A CEN TURY PROVES THIS BEYCND ALL POSSIBLE DOUBT. A HOME MARKET ASSURED Fallacies of Professor Wilson's Argu ment and of Democratic Free Trade Exposed by Facts American Farmers Have Always Benefited by a Protectee. Tariff. The Democratic Tariff bill, courageously vetoed by President Taft, PLACED CEREALS ON THE FREE LIST. A vote for President Taft and the Republican ticket is the safe guard of the farmer against the entry into the United States, duty free, of the products of the great fields of Canada and other grain growing countries. Professor Wilson Is telling the far mers over and over again, that they have never been protected that they do not need protection. Then in this connection the professor adds: "But everything you use on the farm, ev erything that you wear, and a great deal of what you eat, but do not pro , duce yourself, including meats, bears a heavy duty, which brings. about the interesting result that you are paying for the wealth of the United States and getting nothing, or equivalent to 'nothing, so far as the tariff is con cerned. Now that hasn't just begun to be true. It has always been true." It is not true. The protective tariff does benefit the farmers. American farmers know this fact, and by their Totes have helped to maintain the policy of protection. Without their votes the party of protection could not have won a single presidential election in the last forty years. Have the farmers been mistaken through all these years? They have not. Has protection been of no value to them? It certainly has. All history and all fact dispute the academic free trade contention that the farmer has no share in the bene fits of protection. In every period of industrial depression, resulting from the destruction of the tariff duties be low the protective point, the farmers of this country have been heavy losers, because of diminished demand and lower prices for their products. Ia the most recent period of Demo cratie free trade legislation 1M4-97 the fanners of the United States lost fully five billion dollars in reduced price of farm products, and dimin ished value of farm property. Ia every period of restored protection the farmers have reaped the benefits of a greater demand sad increased prices. There has been aa exeeptiea to the rule of prosperity for American farmers, when Americas labor is fully employed. Here are some roefs ef that fact. In a recent statement by Seaatoi Smoot printed in the Congressional Record of August tt, 191 J, it is shown that ia December, 189, after two years of free trade tariff revisiea un der the Wilson law of 1S94, the pric of corn was twenty-three cents a bushel, while in December, 1011, aftei fourteen years of restored , protection the price of corn was sixty-nine centt a bushel; or an advance over 1896 ot 200 per cent. Using 1896 as the basis of com parison with December, 1911, it it found that under a protective tariff: Corn advanced 200 per cent. Wheat advanced 67 per cent. Cotton advanced 28 per cent. Oats advanced 166 per cent. Rye advanced 137 per cent. Barley advanced 308 per cent. " Hay advanced 138 per cent. Hops advanced 288 per cent. Potatoes advanced 282 per cent. Flaxseed advanced 149 per cent. Fat cattle advanced 62 per cent. I Fat hogs advanced 96 per cent. Dairy Butter advanced 86 per cent Eggs advanced 90 per cent While the price of farm products has increased, the price of article which the farmer purchases has not Increased in proportion. He can buj more today with the products of his farm than he could in 189S. For m ample: Ten bushels of corn in 1911 paid for 125 pounds of sugar, and only 58 pounds in 1896. Ten t-hels of corn paid for 31 yards of bleached sheeting In 1S11 anr! only 13 yards in 1896. Ten b-.-shels of corn In 1911 paid for two pairs of shoes, and only one pair In 18?6. Professor Wilson and other Demo cratic speakers and writers assert what ia abolutely untrue when ther say, that the protective tariff robs and in no way benefits the American farmer. As a matter of fact, ther is probably no class of American pro ducers whose share i the benefits oi protection in the past ifteea years, has been so great m tke share ef tks American farmer. If the farmers rlgktiy naderetaad their iatereets, they will vets agelaat the party f free trade. They will east Biz Millien retet fer rVeetteat Taft and Yice PreaMeatt Iherata aed a conttaaatioa of the Raoriee. peHer cf pieteetieeu Literally l ranalated. On TisidBg Irelaad the treat traveler Livingstone was ajecfc f?ted. ia Dub lin at a diaaer party he happened te be placed aext te a Hterary lady wfce was a very eteut wewaa. Iha werrie him sreatly about the laaguage ef the say age caanibals ameag wheat ha had managed to live and wanted ta knew the sound of their language. He spoke a sentence of it to satisfy her. and aha answered. "Being translated, ' what does that mean!" "It means." he re plied, "there ia great cutting on you." PROTECTIO What Does a Change Mean For YOU? With our abundant crops and prosperity in all lines of busi ness in the country, our farmers, our laborers, and our business men are going to think twice before voting for a change in the republican management of our national affairs. The following wise words of Chairman Hilles, of the national republican commit tee, are worth pondering over by the voter : Two groups of zealous politicians are crying to the country for a change in our national administration. : They want to take charge sr, is. is serious business, and you should weigh the consequences with a serious mind. Don't take mere words. Seek facts. Out of this whirlwind of language which the "spellbinders" send beating about your ears, what is it that stands out, first and all the time? "We want a change in Washington." A change for what? To what? The present administration, after nearly four years' hard work, has finally succeeded in restoring the country's business to a pros perous basis. ' The mills are running full time. Mines are operating all their shifts. Factories are working to capacity. Commerce is thriving. The country is free of labor troubles and financial troubles. The working man is steadily gaining better wages. The farmer is growing steadily more prosperous. The market for farm prod ucts'has never been so broad and generous. The railroads report the heaviest freight and passenger traffic in their existence. Shipping is everywhere active. Public warks on a great scale are everywhere under way. Trade is moving smoothly, in ever-increasing volume. The savings banks are over flowing with money. The United States is on the threshold of the greatest boom in its history. Within six" months, under present conditions, we will dwarf the great period that followed the Spanish war. And our prosperity will be here to stay, for we are on sotnader jround than we were in '98. The trust problem has been settled and settled right. "Big Business" has been put in its proper place, and this wrthemt halt ing industry or disorganizing affairs. The currency ajuestiw is understood as it never h'as been, and will be solved along saund lines as sown as the heat of partisan political controversy dies down. The tariff is gradually being placed on a business basis, and sen will Be out ef palitics, as it shwuld. Everything is shaping to give the American people a laag , -broken, unparalleled period of peace and plenty. And at this time of all others, along come these political geartla men shouting for a change. Do you want a change? Do yu want to check prasseHy just as you are about to pluck its choicest fruits? Would yeu, the workers who must pay, commit the mad folly of taking your government out af tried and proven hands and rurning it over to the self-seekers who are clamoring for its control? When President Taft took over the government the country was prostrate. Industry was paralyzed. Business was chaotic, uncer tain, suspicious. Millions were out of employment. Investors, wherever possible, had withdrawn their capital. Enterprise was dead. All this was the result of the panic of 1907, the "talking panic." The "Rich Man's" Panic, it was called. But do you remember any poor man who was not hurt? It took the Taft administration over three years to repair the damage of this panic. It required infinite patience, skillful man agement at home and abroad, unflinching enterprise, good judg ment and vast prudence to bring the country out of that black pit. And now that the pit is covered, and the country is basking once more in the level sunshine of prosperity, do yau want to take a chance on being thrown back? Do you want to take a chance on being talked into another and a needless panic? The question is not to be settled by talk, no matter how smart. The huzzahs of the hustings may make sweet music, but m the background of the future you may hear the mutterings of a people unemployed. Your family stands with you at the dividing line, which has happiness and prosperity on one side and unhappineas and even want on the other. If you are a tramp, without kindred and without responsibility, by all means follow the adventurers. But if you own a stain in the country, if you have kith or kin dependent on the job yen held, weigh carefully the words and deeds of those who woaW lead yaw in a mad gallop to the precipica of experimemtal garernnsaart. Remember, a change at Washington would meam evrytHk Ser them. But what would it mean for you? i . Would Mr. Taft's defeat help ymuf Would the theories, untried and unpraven, on wkkh the poli ticians are seeking to ride hrto office, benefit yew wife and fn nifty ? Brush aside all the fine language of tke orators long aaoaifk to dig out answers to these quoatiow. You will tke laava a rea sonably safe guide on electiaa day, for, hVe troe ebairkjr, taea politic begins at home. Tht hrtofligawt anas vote for that taitkh is best for himself d thtse defeniemt mt, him, and ut imr that which is best only for the affcar feUmxf. Be is not aaiolod by the shadow of the bone ia the water. The American fetple, for the first time m yets, hwae mt hme ef prosperity firmly between their teeth. Are they prefmrei, like tne f -H rue je&ie, t& rmf it, rw TV. Risk Per a Car. A asaa eliabea akeard a Cliataa are ant ear witk a laixe bnndle in hts ansa. Ha Ished ia his pocketa for rkaaaw aad fanari Mae. From his eaekatbonk ke tank a ten rieUnr bill. . "It's the smallent I hare. Can ymi ehaejre It?" The mnclnetr m-orafnlly pulled the bell "nrd m-e. ' "Ten don't want a afreet Mr." b said, "you wnnt n raxicnh " And he opened the rar tn let thi plutorrat nff. Newark New. of the nation. They want to administer public affairs. And they promise wildly, eagerly what they will do in return if only they are granted control. From Maine to California, their words fill the air. And have you, the work ers and taxpayers, whose af fairs these gentlemen would control, stopped to analyze their proffers and promises ? You should. To the politicians them selves these proffers and promises are of no special importance. They have nothing to lose. They have everything to gain. Even if they lose, they win; for the contest will keep them in the limelight. But for you, the workers and taxpayers, this contest cmms nusrve sttwwsr a ' Tk ft he law Nerth Tke Nartk m it m skattaw tkat a reel a sail tnm Iaadea ta -bnrx ia water as saara tka 19a ft deep exeept far akart stpearfc. If rkia iepfk renll ha Mrsas4. ay -kalf-fhat ta. tka kattaat af tka Martk sea raised sixty faet-4ka hdaatfa af tke Friaiaa share wanld ka Haka4 tsjatksr is an erea eeast Iiaa, a bait ef last taa miles bread wanld bt addee! ta tka Danish eaast. a molrirnda af iw is lands waald spring np eff the BagTIsk and Belgian eeeara and a great laland weald rise up ia tke Dogger bank. For the Children Sailor, the Famous Dog Col . lector of Money For Orphans. by American Press Association. There died recently at Southampton. Ensland. a dog known to many trans atlantic travelers. Those young folks who nave crossed the ocean on liners landing at Southampton in recent yeara must surely have seen him and if so will recognize his portrait This dog was a Newfoundland, and his name was very appropriately Sailor. With his collecting box strapped across his shoulders Suilor used to watch the com ing and going of all steamers at South ampton. His mute appeal for funds to aid the Seamen's orphanage was rery effective, and during his career he col lected nearly $2,500 for that institu tion. Sailor was eight years old when death ended his life of usefulness. Game of Minerals. Tou elder boys and girls will enjoy playing the following game. It la call ed the game of minerals: Prepare beforehand a sheet of paper for every player with tea qneatteus written ea It and a space left aftes each one for the aaswer. The tea e.uetlefls are: 1. Whlek ailneral kas aiwaya haa tke greatest vaiwe? I. Wktek artaera.1 hi the aseot eeefel t BMBkt4? 8. Weal asiaaral waa a TeejoeaWa prevtens ta tta arwreat fevaar 4. Wkat atrawat la aiisaaarf ta wmt erfstaaeet B. Wkat. ta ear paaetta, ia eseaweaaa ly eanac -laadr . , 6. Tke pesss tea ef wat artaewrt Si nappes ta k ffl tea ta Ike T. Wkat aHaaeal hara;a Mart ts eft-en fnm4 ta the etsaaslr at? kefsT tt Wkat arreeeal aosetred tke l ef a mrtaefeajaal isttrf . Wkat aitaeealB eatter kit ke peaftlea ef tTatft Maaaa eeaaaT lt aaawasa aae: 1. OelC S. Tea. Oeal. alt. Orapkite. . Opal retrelenm. Mereary. Geli. atlTer. alekel. eepper. . Columbus ana the Ef g. Tke true stery ef Cernaibns 4 tkl egg in Ilk this: After Celnmkna re tnrae4 frem his perilnes reynge nasaj of tke cenrtlers. wke were jealeus ei him. taunted him witk the words "Anybody rents' hare teae what yoc did jnst by aaillag steadily westward." "Te be sure." sale" tke aavigator "bnt I'll shew yea aeatetkiag yen eaa'l dn." Calllag far aa egg. ke asked them te naka ft staad steady en It? nmalleat end. They all Med la rain Then Cnlnmbns teek a katfe and wltt a stroke Rstteaed the eat ae that th egg atesd nmly en tke takte. "Ok." erled tke eenrtiera. "we did aei knew yen in east t de it tkat way That's easy ' "Anrthlag f essy If yen kaew hew." answered Columbns; "so it (a with tht diwnTn-Tpf the aew werhj " Phila delphiN Ledger Conundrums. Have yen heard the tery a bent th rg "i 'he reW N: Well, that settles it Whes did the lohater htneh? TThes he bsw the ld drwwiag Philadel phia ldrer Ths Braam Ship. Bister i I hnvw tht- arondaM Mtae At mt wt wr m ta hod. Wr kap mm am 44 aaa k, B aorar ware ia mtd. am we ptor tarn am- had Is a eaaMlfal haat. Aad mm aad fa faraiaja aaaraa. Shar ae la aha aaaat r laa ! aftaat. Wleh aavar a aaaa af aaaa We rtaOt earaaaa raada. aad wa aaa man eating the Walter. ae ef the regalar eaeteateaa af a arty reacaetaat eheerr-ed. far eereral aaeniaajs that whea earring tke dishes a aaw wetter wan Id Isvariahly get his taacas ia tke ateat aad vegetable dtekae. Wkea tke aforesaid waiter eaaie aaaa ad to tke takla eae morning the oqeteaaew gave the fetiewiag order, anpaleneated with seme sarcastic aaeaateett: "Otre aaa twe hard hailed egge with Mm sheila aa. s eeceaant and a pet ef tea. New. get year lagers be 'an, will yeur-Llfe. !v J L 4 m ") 4 ataavoa ayhsis aajaa aaa" iimaa pal tr. Aed Bhajr waar aaa leeeakaat stadhsa el 8" Aad waadaaaal tatao akav tag. aeaa we aa aaava-dsaaaa fciiai aataart Vae leaar aSa aa aaa. a haak a oar h we eaahMhr aadl Waaa ma aeaej aar beast ahaa Aad saaha far aha aaa aOjaia nitHeiil aaa. wa he ateae- state a ibb ta seeee, Aed acta hi the ateae adiaae we eaep the h Ta lead aa MmH Baaaajsa afeeaa. GANDERBONE'S FORECAST 8 NOVEMBER "Who is the candidate ahead, And gaining rapidly?" they said, "The one who dasheS down the track With the others howling at his back? "Why, that,'' said Hillis, Hopeful still "Why, that's our man, I reckon, Bill.' "The one is running tights,-"they said "With a smelling bottle at his side, His backers greeting him with cheers, And his knee-caps fanning at his ears" "Wrhy, that," said Mr. Bryan. "Yes; Why, thatls our JerseymaTi, I guess," "The fast man raising all the dust?" They said in evident distrust. "The fehows showing tEem his heels Like farmhand going to his .meals?" "Why, that,"the Roosevelters said, "Why, that's our lion hunter, Ted." "The front one galloping?"they whined "With his coat-taTTs standing out be hind, His brogans putting up the dirt, And a sandbur working in his shirt?" "That's him," they Separately said. "That's Bill!" "The Jerseyman!" And Ted!" November is from the Latin novem, nine. , It was formerly the ninth month of the year, but Nuina, who was run nig for a third term, refuse! to issue tluj regular Thanksgiving proclama tion until he knew how he was coming out, and pushed it along to eleventh place. He was defeated and did not claim any Thanksgiving at all, but the one and two-termers got togetTTer,'and the day was celebrated over his head. A fond farewell, tho lovely fall, the winter days are coming. The ivy rat tles on the wall, and the flowers are succumbing. The wild goose wedges down the sky, with Boreas to bite him, and the bull moose sounds his thrill ing cry for all who care to fight him. Adieu to peace, the tender sky, the beauties of the season, the candid ate's untrouble eye and the mere ap peals to reason. The battle rushes to its close, the bull begins to bellow, and the last man with a bloody nose The Parisian Aristocrat of Toay. 1 enre heard a mischierous EngltKb- miya Mhts Maude Annesley ia her irnnk. "My I'arisidn Tear."' "aek a d-neheese of the old wheel if she were geiag t a garden party at the pt9i Oat's palai-e. Her head went tip late tke air and she aaswered haujrkrlly. 'I aaa sending my jaaitorP " The writer adds tkat nearly all these Fanbeoraeoiti are ReyaHetu and nearly alt religious; tkat rkey live In a world ef their ewa. tgatere the republic aa much es pea aikle tad keep np as well aa they eaa tke eld peaip. "It aiwaya Frem te ase that tfcey are waiting. They aad rketr aaesetera kave sees republics eosse and ge. Will H test foeever?" they aeeai te aak." Tho Fifth Nerve. Saeeelag la averted by premiBg the npper tip. beeanse hr deing eo we deedea the inpremrian Bande aa a irer taia hranrh af the Bfth nerve, sseoa lag keiag a reflex action excited by aeate slight impreawion on that serve. Rneeaiag doee ant take pUf-e whea the iftk servo le paralyzed, even though the eense of smell is retained. A Monster Organ, ariag sixty stops and 8.000 pie. tke organ at Haarlem, north Flollnnd Is one of the largest in Km rune. O will be a lucky fellow. The field at Armageddon throbs with the heat of the battle on it, and the red bandanna blithely bobs above the royal bonffeu The golf club raises on the air from each new spattered noggin, and the Jersey man is everywhere with his bloody poga moggan. Lay on, thou warriors athrist, With neither let nor comma And fie upon the one who first Shall bellow for his mamma. The country will survive the row, However it's decided, And it can't much matter, anyhow, The way we are divided. The hunter s horn will rouse the morn with mellow music of the chase, and waking day will look the worn anu cold auckshooter in the face. The pneumococcus will devise a few wet inlets in his boot and at the end he will arise and calmly massacre a coot Meanwhile, the farmer will pursue the bould quail hunter on his manse and having deftly worked him through a few wire fences, get his pants. The chilled trespasser, with his kSees in rapid contact in the blast, wITl hurry homeward while disease pursues him hotly to the last. j The freightened men, this last time j , out, ! Will cast thetr votes for President And tha women, loitering about, Will voice their growing discontent They'll get the men in such a state Before the voting has commenced, They'll sometimes help the candidate That like as not they bet against. "What women's rights can haply be occasion many grave disputes, but once the women folks agree, thsy'll get them, you can bet your boots. As like as not another Fall or such a m"at ter will suffice, and in the new arrang ment all the men can ever be is vice. At any rate, we'll vote this time, and till that imminent event, the won- I drous beauties of the clime will not occasion much comment. The sassa- fras will waste its frail and fragile beauty on the blind, and the sweet ca denzas of the quail will perish on the Autumn wind. Old King Corn and all his men Will tent upon the fields again, And in a few contested states Will succor all the candidates. EDWARDS TO MAKE LECTURE Oil SCOTLAND 'An illustrated lecture on Scotland will be given next Friday evening at the Congregational Church at 8 o clock. Rev. G. N. Edwarda will be the principal speaker and will present a large number of atereoptican pic tures illustrative of Scotland's history and present greatness, especially bringing out ite picturesque lakes and castles and tne homes of its famous men of letters. In addition there will be several entertaining lectures con tributed by members of the Robbie Burns Society. Mrs. Matheson will aing Scotch ballads. Mr. Mc Larty will recite "To a Mouse". Rev. Milll ken will illustrate the religious life of Scotland by a story from "Beside the Bonnie Briar Bush". Members of the Telford family will render some r eal Scotch music. Parts of the Cot ter's Saturday Night will be read by Mr. Noble, accompanying pictures on the screen. The Apple Cross girls and "Sammie" McLarty will illustrate Scotch songs in costume. IT tt ha.ee oat od tt la ta the Datar- THESE NUMBERS BAR SIMPLE TAX IN OREGON 36 5xNoAsSEft lJ77vM Against SingleTaK IOaackpmasCo. rritr-wMf-i imiiw ri mm n They'll make their military round Whenever hungry people sit And see that credit will redound To everybody claiming it. The doughty little Balkan states will measure courage with the Turks, and keep the harvesters of Ates at tending strictly to his works. They'll make nim pile his blooming rugs as high as Hanfan for defense, and we'll be picking out the slugs a year or sucn a matteV hence. The only damage to accrue will be to fill the rugs with lumps, and buy ing them," as we will do, we'll wonder if they have had the mumps. The baby every now and then will dig a bullet from the nap, and having paid the doctor ten, we'll all excoriate the Scrap. ' The calf will show a reddef plush, and take a tail nolu in the stack. The end will meet the center rush, and springe the hinges In his bacK. The hired man will bawl for more and thicker blankets in the night and the wind will pry around the door to see if everything is tight. For the first twenty-two days No vember will be under the influence of Scorpio, the eighth sign of the zodiac. Any boy born in this period can ba President without the usual "ormali ties. Scorpio people are the rulers of the earth. They always have a good toe-hold at the kick-off, and if they once get the ball it is impossible to it away from them. Luther, Von Molt ke and Bwana Tumbo are typical Scor pio people, all of them having been born under this sign. The last seven days of November will be under the influence o" Sagit tarius the Archer. The best anyone born in this period can hope for is the vice-presidency. Still, these folks have tremendous foresights, and can usually see where they aren t going to jail, which is a great help to big busi ness man. Carnegie and Croker are typical Sagittarians, and were both born under thiB sign. The President's regular Thanksgtv about ten cents a pound, will be issu ed right after the election. And then December's winds will rout The last leaf clinging to the tree, And tne cider will become about What apple cider ought fo Be. MRS. SAUHDERS AliD JOHN CAH WED The marriage of Mrs. William Sann dera and John Cameron of this city, was solemnized at the home of Mr. and Mrs. W. W. H. Samson Saturday evening at 6:30 o'clock, Mr. Samsoa performing the ceremony. The bride was; becomingly attired In a trevrel ing suit Only a few intimate friends of tha contracting parties attended the ceremony. Mr. and Mrs. Cameroa will make their home in this city an til spring when they will leave for tha east, Mr. Cameron's former home. The bride is the youngest daughter of Mrs. S. M. Surfus, and has lived la this city most of her life coming te Oregon City when a child, from Kansas. She is well known in this city, where she has many friends. "The bridegroom came to Oregoa City about two years ago from Pitta burg, Kansas. Husband Gets Decree. Edwin S. Thomas, suing Ella 8. Thomas, for divorce, alleges thar the defendane .deserted him October M, 1911. They were married in Portland June 22, 1910. 3