4 MORNING ENTERPRISE WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 1912 FOOTBALL S8HED. FOR 191 2 SEASON Annual Gridiron Campaign Will . Begin on Sept. 21. TWO ' INTERSECTION GAMES. Penn Tackles Michigan at Philadelphia Nov. 9 Harvard Meets Vanderbilt at Cambridge on Same Date Princeton Battles Harvard Nov. 2. Tbe opening of the football season is now at hand. Tbe Carlisle Indians, as In tbe past, will be the first of the big teams to appear in a regular game. The redskins will open the season with Albright, at Carlisle, Sept. 21. The really first big day on the grid iron is Saturday, Sept 28. All the im portant elevens will be seen in action that day. Cornell, which will have "Al" Sharpe, the old Yale athlete, in charge, will have a hard test, meeting Colgate. AH the others, however, have comparatively easy opponents. What Is the first "big" game of the season comes on Nov. 2 at Cambridge, when Princeton meets Harvard. The Yale-Princeton game Is sched uled for Nov. 16 at Princeton, and the Elis meet the crimson a week later at New Haven. Two important intersec tional games are down for Nov. 9, Pennsylvania meeting Michigan at Philadelphia and Harvard opposing Vanderbilt, the southern champions, in the Cambridge stadium. The schedule of the leading teams for the season follows: Saturday, Sept. 21 Carlisle versus All right at Carlisle. Pa. Wednesday, Sept. 25 Cornell versus Al leghany at Ithaca; Carlisle versus Leba non Valley at Carlisle; Yale versus Wes leyan at New Haven. Saturday, Sept. 28 Yale versus Holy Cross at New Haven; Princeton versus Stevens at Princeton; Harvard versus Maine at Cambridge; Pennsylvania versus Gettysburg at Philadelphia; Cornell ver sus Colgate at Ithaca; Dartmouth versus Bates at Hanover; Dickinson versus Car lisle at Carlisle; Syracuse versus Hobart at Syracuse. Wednesday, Oct. 2 Princeton versus Rutgers at Princeton; Pennsylvania ver sus F. and M. at Philadelphia; Dartmouth versus Norwich at Hanover; Brown ver sus Colby at Providence; Minnesota ver sus South Dakota at Minneapolis. Saturday, Oct. 6 Princeton versus Le high at Princeton; Yale versus Syracuse at New Haven; Harvard versus Holy Cross at Cambridge; Pennsylvania versus Dickinson at Philadelphia; Cornell versus Oberlin at Ithaca; Army versus Stevens at West Point; Brown versus Rhode Is land at Providence; Dartmouth versus Massachusetts Agricultural college at Hanover; Pennsylvania State versus Car negie Tech at State college; Minnesota versus Ames at Minneapolis. Monday, Oct. 7 Navy versus Johns Hop kins at Annapolis. Wednesday, Oct. 9 Pennsylvania versus Drslnus at Philadelphia. Saturday, Oct 12 Princeton versus Vir ginia Polly at Princeton; Yale versus La fayette at New Haven; Harvard versus Williams at Cambridge; Pennsylvania ver sus Swarthmore at Philadelphia; Cornell versus N. Y. U. at Ithaca; Dartmouth versus Vermont at Hanover; Carlisle ver sus Syracuse at Syracuse; Army versus Rutgers at West Point; Navy versus Le high at Annapolis; Pennsylvania State versus Washington and Jefferson at State college; Georgetown versus Washington and Lee. at Washington; Brown versus Wesleyan at Providence. Saturday, Oct. 19 Princeton versus Syra cuse at Princeton; Yale versus Army at West Point; Harvard versus Amherst at Cambridge; Pennsylvania versus Brown at Providence; Cornell versus Pennsylva nia State at Ithaca; Carlisle versus Pitts burgh at Pittsburgh; Dartmouth versus Williams at Williamstown; Navy versus Swarthmore at Annapolis; Michigan ver sus Michigan Agric at Ann Arbor; Chica go versus Iowa at Chicago; Minnesota versus Nebraska at Minneapolis; Wiscon sin versus Purdue at Madison. Saturday, Oct 26 Princeton versus Dartmouth at Princeton; Yale versus Washington and Jefferson at New Haven; Harvard versus Brown at Cambridge; Cornell versus Bucknell at Ithaca; Penn sylvania versus Lafayette at Philadel phia; Army versus Colgate at West Point; Navy versus Pittsburgh at Annapolis; Carlisle versus Georgetown at Washing ton; Syracuse versus Michigan at Syra cuse; Pennsylvania State versus Gettys burg at State college; Chicago versus Pur due at Chicago; Northwestern versus In diana at Bloomington. Saturday, Nov. 2 Princeton versus Har vard at Cambridge; Yale versus Colgate at New Haven; Pennsylvania versus Pennsylvania State at Philadelphia; Cor nell versus Williams at Ithaca; Carllsle versus Lehigh at South Bethlehem; Holy Cross versus Army at West Point;. Navy versus Western Reserve at Annapolis; Brown versus Vermont at Providence; Dartmouth versus Amherst at Hanover; Syracuse versus Rochester at Syracuse; Chicago versus Wisconsin at Madison; Illinois versus Minnesota at Minneapolis; Northwestern versus Purdue at Evans ton. Saturday, Nov. 9 Princeton versus N. Y. U. at Princeton; Yale versus Brown at New Haven; Pennsylvania versus Michi gan at Philadelphia; Harvard versus Van flerbilt at Cambridge; Cornell versus Dart mouth at Ithaca; Carlisle versus Army at West Point; Navy versus Bucknell at An napolis; Syracuse versus Lafayette at Easton; Chicago versus Northwestern at Chicago. Saturday, Nov. 18 Princeton versus Yale at Princeton; Pennsylvania versus Car lisle at Philadelphia; Harvard versus Dartmouth at Cambridge; Cornell versus Michigan at Ann Arbor; Army versus Tufts at West Point; Navy versus A. and M. of N. C. at Annapolis; Colgate versus Byracuse at Syracuse; Brown versus La fayette at Providence; Pennsylvania State versus Ohio State at Columbus; Chicago versus Illinois at Champlaln. Saturday, Nov. 23 Yale versus Harvard at New Haven; Carlisle versus Spring field T. S. at Springfield; Syracuse versus Army at West Point; New York univer ilty versus Navy at Annapolis; Brown versus Norwich at Providence; Chicago . versus Minn-sota at Chicago. Thanksgiving day Pennsylvania versus Cornell at Philadelphia; Brown versus Carlisle at Providence: Illinois versus Northwestern at Huntington: Wisconsin versus Iowa at Iowa City; Pennsylvania Btate versus Pittsburgh at Pittsburgh. . Saturday, Nov. 30 Army versus Navy it Philadelphia. The Word "Legion." "legion" was -originally a word with a definite meaning. It meant approx imately the same as our word "bri gade," meaning a Roman regiment of 6,000 men or less. In the course of time it has become a figure of speech, intended to express the presence of a large number of persons. Perhaps ; "brigade" or "corps" will be similarly corrupted a thousand years from now. 8peaker of the House. Boggs I beard a lecturer say last night that we would all live to see the .day when a woman will be speaker of the house. Do yon believe that? Henpeck I know of one woman that Is already. London Punch. CORRESPONDENCE CAN BY A number of friends were entertain ed in a most delightful manner Sat urday evening at the home of Mr. and Mrs. A. H. Harvey. The evening was devoted to playing whist. After cards were enjoyed' a delicious lunch eon was served. Mrs. Henry was as sisted in entertaining by her daugh ter, Miss Marie. JENNINGS LODGE Corn roast coming soon. Watch for the corn roast. . . Mrs. Poyser, of Portland, who has purchased an acre on Blanton street, was a business caller at the Lodge on Tuesday. Mka Phtvp11 who has been the guest of Mrs. C. L. Smith for several days, has returned to her home in Oregon City. After cnpTiHiTifir thA Hummer with Mrs. Ralph Near, Miss Esther John ston will return to her home in Port land to resume her studies in the Ver non school. Word comes that the hoppickers from this place, are having lots of fun and making lots of money. A baby has come to gladden the home of M. S. Porter on Addy street, and a baby girrto the home of Paul Roethe. On Friday, Art Roberts came down from Elmer Boardman's bop yard near Aurora, makine the trip on his wheel. He reports good roads but encountered a couple of hills that were longer going up than coming rinwn. After a business trip to Port land he returned to the hop yard Mon day afternoon. The Madden family returned to their home at this place after a few weeks in Portland and at the coast. Mrs. Card and children spent a few days with her parents near Vancouv er. Mrs. Shook is visiting in Eugene. The melon social was well attended, and the proceeds were $9.05. Mrs. Painton wishes .to thank her kind helpers and the doners of the melons. Miss Bernice Lee returned to her home in Portland, after a few days stay with Miss Winnie Kern. Professor Thompson was a caller at the Lodge Saturday, getting things in order for the Fall term which be gins Monday, September 16. Miss Es ther Campbell is to have charge of the primary grades, and Mrs. Anna Hayes has been employed to teach music. Mr. and Mrs. Dave Boardman were dinner guests at the home of Mrs. Jones one day last week. Rev. Bergstresser has recently put a bell 'on the church to remind us of the prayer meeting and Sunday school hours. May it ring out a message to the people to attend these meetings and the Bible class which is conduct ed by our faithful pastor. Announcement of the corn roast next week. Watch for it STONE Our people are busy since the wet weather is over. Our road master has has commenced on the road work. He has been working and hauling stone and gravel for a considerable time at one end of the Clear Creek Steel bridge. The Clackamas Power & Irrigation Company is drilling in the Clackamas river above the United Stated hatch ery house, at Stone to find the foun dation concrete dam. The men are working day and night Farmers are hauling the products of the farm from the Logan country and the Redlana country day and night. Don't know what Portland would do if the failure of crops came to this part of Clackamas County. The oil well people are trying to arrange to get oil out of Clackamas county, as the company has a prop osition from a capitalist to put the well down. We expect to have oil, as the prospects are good. The oil driller thinks the prospect is good for oil. The Clear Creek Creamery Com pany is one of the money-makers of Clackamas county. It brings in the dollars every month. Mr. and Mrs. Smith took an outing up Cazadero to tbe mountains. Mr. Smith reports his health being better than when he left. There is a company that has sur veyed out an electric railroad from Gladstone up the South side of the Clackamas river, and up the river as far as they cared to, and taken an option on Mr. Sprage's farm. .From the development of things at present, capitalists are figuring on a trans continental roalroad through the mountains and Idaho. The Goodson people have had a fine year at Running the Clear Creek park. They would have had a better finan cial success if it had not been such a wet summer. C. A. Burghardt, who has ieen in Idaho harvesting, has returned and says Idaho has a fine wheat crop this year. WILLAMETTE A baby girl arrived at the home of Ed Carpenter last Saturday. The Wallace home was gladdened one day last week by the arrival of a little son. Roy Twonmbly and family are oc cupying the D. O. Leavens home. C. L. Garnier has returned from a trip to Canada where he visited rela tives. James M. Neil and wife, who spent part of the summer in Dakota, have returned to Willamette. . Everett Downey was in Aurora, a few days this week on business. Mrs. Kate Bevens and grandson, Rutherford, went to Buena Viata, Tuesday to visit friends. Oren MTilkey left Sunday for his home at Myrtle Creek after a three months' stay in Willamette. He will enter the Oregon Agricultural Col lege at Corvallis. Mrs. John Isnogle and daughter, Anna returned from Reiser's hop yard Thursday. Mrs. Sarson and daughter, Mabel, left for Independence Saturday to join the big colony from Willamette picking hops. ....... Interesting services were" held all day Sunday at the Willamette Church in honor of Its third birthday. The church was beautifully decorated with asters, dahlias, lilies, autumn leaves and hops. The Rev. Mr. Read from Portland made an able address at 11 a. m. ano Rev. T. B. Ford of Oergon City, preached in his usual masterly manner at 2 p. m. "Mr. Snidow gave the history of the church, the moving spirit having been the Rev. Mr. Blackwell, to whom Mr. Snidow paid a glowing tribute. A fine basket din ner was served. The addition to the school house is nearly completed. School will com mence September 23 with five or six teachers this year. When Red Hill Glorified By M. QUAD Copyright, 1912, by Associated Lit erary Press. The village of Ked Hill had no rail road. It had no telephones. It had a birth or a funeral at long intervals. Lightning had never struck anything there, and a hurricane had never been heard of. There was no politics, dog fights nor lawsuits. Red Hill just went right along with out any man breaking a suspender as he climbed a fence or any housewife' burning her bread in the oven as she gossiped at the gate, but her day was coming. . i On the morning of a certain day Abraham Green's old bull got out of the pasture and charged the town and ripped open three barrels of salt and upset a buggy. At high noon a mad dog ran through the streets and bit a hog. At 6 o'clock in the evening as Moses Hepburn was milking his cow by candlelight she kicked the lantern over and set fire to the barn. The flames were extinguished after doing 30 cents" worth of damage, but Moses didn't stop there. The next evening he electrified the postoffice crowd by suggesting 'k town fire department. There were two or three old conserva tives who solemnly shook their heads and declared that conflagrations were the handiwork of Providence and shouldn't be squirted out, but the town in general received the idea with en thusiasm and wondered that it had not been broached before. Inside of half an hour forty men had put down their names as firemen, and the town trustees bad named a com mittee to go to New York and look at a hand fire engine and report on the cost. It was only after the report had been made and public spirit worked np to the boiling point that a cloud of trouble sailed over the horizon. All of a sudden everybody remembered that a fire department must have a foreman, and everybody felt that he was just the man for the place. It was Absalom Jones who made the first break by rising np and saying: "I am not the man, as you all know, to thrust myself forward, but on this occasion I arise to say that I am wil ling to make sacrifices and become the boss of the fire company. All I ask in return, in case I perish while doing my duty, is that you will visit by grave now and then and cherish my mem ory." Then Hiram Smallman got up. Hi ram had once assisted to put out a fire in a grocery store in Syracuse and he considered himself a fire veteran. There was no doubt in his mind that whoever was elected foreman would sooner or later tumble off the roof of a burning house and break his neck, but when duty called he was not the man to hang back. He had but one neck, but he would gladly break that and his back to boot snatching widows and or phans from the grasp of the fire fiend. There were faint cheers as he sat down with moistened brow, but the applause didn't discourage Deacon Spooner. "Sons of freedom." he began as he rose up, "there should be no strife or jealousy over this matter. What we first want is an engine to squirt out fires. What we next want is a compe tent man to direct the squirting. As you are all aware, I have been in the pump business for the last fifteen years and I ought to know something about water and squiiag. I will take the place of boss and do my best, and no man can do more. I may perish in my first conflagration, but if so you will remember me as one who did his whole duty." As the deacon was sixty years old. nearsighted and deaf in the starboard ear, his offer to sacrifice himself didn't create any great enthusiasm. When he saw this he sat down with a jar. and Philetus Johnson took his place. He admitted that his experience with con flagrations had only extended to a burning haystack and a blaze in a woodbox behind the stove, but he was willing to learn not only that, but willing to peril life and limb in the learning. In case of death he would leave a widow and seven children and two cows to mourn his loss, but the town would erect a stone to his mem ory, and on it would be graven the words, "Here lies a man." For two or three minutes after Phile tus sat down it looked as if he would reach the pinnacle of fame, but there were others waiting to have their say. The last speech of the evening was made by Lawyer Tompkins, though' only half finished. He started out to tell of the burning of Rome,' and how the fire could have been squirted out at the beginning by the right sort of a man in command of tbe fire depart ment, and had gradually worked down to Washington crossing the Delaware when the impatient audience howled him down and proceeded to a ballot. The ballot showed that there were forty-two firemen present and that every one wanted to be foreman. The chair-" man rapped for order and asked them to remember that the eyes of the whole world were upon them and that one having the true interests of the people at heart would willingly give ivay, but the second and third ballots showed the same result. Then Judge Harmon arose and appealed to the pa triotism of the audience, saying that General Jackson always stood ready to take a back seat, but another ballot showed no change. When tbe result was announced there was a deep si lence for a minute, and then somebody moved to adjourn, and It was carried, and the crowd filed slowly and sol emnly outdoors. A MORNING PRAYER. "The day returns and brings us the petty round of irritating con cerns and duties. Help us to play the man, help us to perform them with laughter and Line? faces, let cheerfulness abound with industry, give us to go blithely on our way, all this day, bring us to out resting beds weary and content and undis honored, and grant us in the end ihe gift of sleep. Amen. Robert Louis Stevenson. THE Southern Pacific Railroad of Mexico traversing the states of SONOROA - SINALOA - TEPIC - JALISCO. . Gives Access to OPPORTUNITIES FOR WEALTH in Cattle, Farming, Mining, Timber Let us list you for a copy of our new booklet soon to be pub lished. H. LAWTON, G. P. A., Guaymas, Sonora, Mexico. The University of Oregon Correspondence School Offers, FREE, with the exception of cost of postage on papers and cost of the University Extension Bulletin, to CITIZENS OF OREGON, forty UNIVERSITY COURSES by MAIL. Ability to profit by the courses select ed is the only requirement for enrollment in the Correspondence Depart men. Courses are offered in the departments of Botany, Debating, Econo mics, Education, Electricity, English Literature, English Composition, His tory, Mathematics, Mechanical Drawing, Physical Education, Physics, Physiology, Psychology, Sociology, and Surveying. Write to the Secretary of the Correspondence School, University of. Oregon, Eugene, for informa tion and catalogue. COURSES IN RESIDENCE at the University prepare for the Pro fessions of ENGINEERING, JOURNALISM,. . LAW,.. MEDICINE,., and TEACHING. Fall semester opens Tnesday, Sept. 17. Address theRegis trar for catalogues descriptive of the College of Engineering, the College of Liberal Arts, the Schools of Education, Commerce, Law, Medicine and Music. Any time any whiskey tastes co rough and strong it makes you shake your head and say "bur-r" let it alone. Never put anything into your stomach your palate rejects. That's why nature gave you a palate. Try the New Cyrns Noble rise numbered bottle "the soul of the train.'"" W. J. Van Schuyver & Co., General Agents, Portland, Oregon ft Harpooning a Whale. . The method of catching whales in southern seas is vividly desu-nhed by our consul general at Hf! en us Aires. He says: 'The harpoon used iu whal ing is a deadly weapon of marvelous intricacy. It is shot from a cannon, which can he focused with greitt ra pidity at any angle from its pedestal on the specially constructed ship. On penetrating the body of the whale the point of the harpoon explodes, and its four hooks spread out into the flesh, securely holding the shaft of the har poon, which ends in a ring carrying. a strong cable. Held by this eabie. the struggling whale tows the boat after it at a terrific speed until forced by its wounds to succumb." Unqualifiedly the Best : ledge: - The De Luxe Steel Back New improved CURVED HINGE allows the covers to drop back oh the desk without throwing the leaves into a curved position. Sizes 8 1-4 to 20 inches OREGON CITY ENTERPRISE Headquarters for Loose Leaf Systems Must Have Hit Him Hard. A tourist from the east, visiting an old western prospector In his lonely cabin In the hills, commented, "And yet you seem so cheerful and happy!" "Yes." replied the one of the pick and shovel. "I spent n week in Boston once, and. ut u;n;ter wh.it hnppens to me. I've bceu i lit-'ifiii ever since." Argouaut. No. 25. REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF THE FARMERS BANK at Wilsonville, in the State of Oregon, at the close of business, September 4th, 1912. K - Resources Loans and discounts , ... ,tM,,, Bonds and warrants ' " ? tt Banking house .' wAl Furniture and fixtures ' , ?g 2 Due from approved reserved banks ?VKq'nn cashnhai - ISm . Total 84,571.28 . , Liabilities Capital stock paid in isnnnnn surplus fund ; ; ; ; ; . ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; Undivided profits, less expenses and taxes paid 1615 36 Individual deposits subject to check 52 '43025 Demand certificates of deposit i'4nVon Time certificates of deposit '.I'.'.'.'.".".'.'.'. 1. " 11122 67 Total J 84 571 28 State of Oregon, County of Clackamas, ss. ' We, J. W. Thornton and Joe J. Thornton, owners of the above-named bank, do solemnly swear that the above statement is true to the best of our knowledge and belief. J. W. THORNTON, 0 w .u , " JOE J .THORNTON, Owners. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 7th day of September 1912 . KATE WOLBERT, Notary Public for Oregon. No. 28. REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF The First State Bank of Milwaukie at Milwaukie, in the State of Oregon, at the close of business Sept. 4, 1912. Resources Loans and discounts 40,003.10 Overdrafts, secured and unsecured ' 1812 Bonds and warrants 17,746.37 Banking house ........ .11618.75 Furniture and fixtures 321941 Due from approved reserve banks 14639.S3 Checks 'and other cash items 47.50 Cash on hand 7,009.74 Total . -. 1 94,302.82 Liabilities ' Capital stock paid in $ 25,000.00 Undivided profits, less expenses and taxes paid 2,329.40 Postal savings bank deposits ; . . . . 512.00 Individual deposits subject to check 51,049.57 Demand certificates of deposit . 2,805.41 Cashier checks outstanding 414.30 Time certificates of deposit 2,170.60 Savings deposits t. 10,021.54 . Total v. $ 94,302.82 State of Oregon, County of Clackamas, ss. fiffj-., I, A. L. Bolstad, Cashier of the above-nalned bank do solemnly swear that the above, statement is true to the best of my knowledge and belief." A. L. BOLSTAD, Cashier. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 12th day of Sept, J.912. O. WISSINGER, Notary Public. .(Seal.) CORRECT Attest: " - PHILIP STREIB, F. BIRKEMEIER. ' - ; j Directors. R The Tides. The tides are nothing but very long waves, and the manner in which they run around the earth without the water being obliged to move very far may be illustrated by laying a piece of rope on the floor and making waves run along it from end to end. The waves go all the way, but the rope lies in the same place all the time.