Morning enterprise. (Oregon City, Or.) 1911-1933, March 20, 1912, Image 4

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    MORNING ENTERPRISE. -WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20, 1912.
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IN OUR
FACILITIES
GROWTH
BUSINESS
WE HAVE
Out modern printing and
binding establishment would
interest y on We would be
glad to have yot inspect it
Oregon City
ENTERPRISE
Maker of
BLANK BOOKS
LOOSE LEAF SYSTEMS
For the Children
A Happy Farmer Boy
and His Pet Rooster.
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Most city boys and girls might think
a big, lusty rooster a rather queer
pet, and so perhaps It is, but the boy
In the picture, who lives In Indiana,
has fine times in the company of bis
bird companion. He has had hira ever
since he was a wee chick, and they
know each other very well. Every
morning at sunrise Whitey begins to
crow, and as he has a fine, clear voice
the whole neighborhood hears him.
His master, however, does not always
respond immediately to his invitation
to get up, but when he does he car
ries corn and water to his early rising
comrade.
The Morning Enterprise is the best
breakfast food you can have.
Public Libraries.
In most public libraries all books
are disinfected when they are return
ed. They go into all sorts of places
and are read by sick people In their
homes and in hospitals; hence the precaution.
lie mat iGb,
"Time is money," quoted the wise
guy. , '
"Possibly," replied the simple mug,
"but it isn't always an easy matter to
effect the exchange." Philadelphia
Eecord.
Look before you Snoot.
The true sportsman may be defined
as one who looks before he shoots.
Amateur Sportsman.
MDr iu6 or wictr9B
"Hereafter," said a smoker to his
wife, "I prefer to buy my own cigars,
darling. You are very good to volun
teer to do my cigar buying, but really
this bunch at twelve for a quarter is a
little too cheap."
"I know twelve for a quarter is,
chieap," his wife answered, "but I
thought there'd be one or two good
ones in the twelve." I3xeh;i use.
Some Queer Fiddles.
- There are quite a number of people
who collect musical instruments. Men
have been known to. pay tremendous
prices for Tiolins of rare make, merely
to place these instruments in collec
tions they were making of such things.
One of the greatest fiddles that ever
was known was to be seen at the
French court in the time of Charles
IX. This was a viol so large that sev
eral boys could be placed inside it
These boys used to sit inside this queer
instrument and sing the airs that the
man who handled the bow was play
ing on the viol outside. The effect is
said to have been very beautiful,
though it would seem as if the pres
ence of the lads in its interior would
seriously interfere with the tone of
the "great fiddle," as it was called.
Many years after another huge instru
ment of this kind was used at concerts
in Boston. It was so large that to play
it the fiddler had to stand on a table
to use his bow at the proper point on
the strings. This instrument was called
"the grandfather of fiddles." -
Slap Jack.
This Is a game of cards played by
not more than ten persons. The cards
are dealt one by one and placed In a
pile before each player face downward.
Then in turn each one takes a card
from the top of his pile and without
looking at It plays it in the- center of
the table. When a Jack is thrown on
the table all the players try to slap it,
and the one who does so first takes all
the cards in the middle of the table
and adds them to his pile. The object
is to obtain all the cards, and the one
who succeeds in this is the winner of
the game. -
Why Shoes Have Tongues.
Every one that wears lace shoes
knows that there is a tongue of leather
under the place where the two sides of
the shoe meet, but there is none in but
ton shoes. Probably very few persons
know that this is a comparatively mod
ern idea and is not for the purpose of
keeping the laces from hurting the in
step, but is to keep out rain and snow.
There would be no discomfort if the
laces touched the sock; but. no matter
how closely a shoe may be laced up,
there is always a slight space which
would allow rain to reach the stocking
RICHARD L SLOAN.
Named by President as United
States District Judge For Arizona.
Dollar Trick.
Take a medium sized bowl, fill it to
within an inch of the top with water.
Then place in the water a dollar coin.
Then you propose to the company that
the one who can remove the coin with
out wetting the hand may have 1L
None will try it, thinking it impossible
to do so. You have in your hand a
little Ucopodium, which can be got at
the druggist's, and throw it on the wa
ter, and you can draw out the coin
without wetting your hand.
A Chinese Class.
In China, far across the sea.
Where things are odd as they can be,
Tou never heard such dinjand noise
As In the schools for little boys'
Prom brightest pupil down to dunce
They study all out loud at once
In fact, they fairly scream and shout
At top of lungs their lessons out.
To do our studies quietly
In school is best for you and me.
But sometimes when we have to sit
So very still I think of it
How it would help like anything
To ease us In our fidgeting
If we could yell a bit, you know.
As schoolboys do In far NIngpo.
Youth's Companion.
" A SAFE ROAD.
The two parallel rails upon which
life is sure to run safely and far are
faithfulness and sincerity. No one
who runs his life on them ever gets
off the track or finds any freight too
heavy to pull, no matter how steep
the grade or how great the storm.
Logic.
Guest Why did you put me in that
weak bed? Host You had said yon
were a light sleeper. Exchange.
" The Japanese Rothschilds.
The richest family in Japan, who
are known as the Japanese Roth
schilds, are worth $250,000,000.
Shade Trees In New York.
In April, 1822, shade trees were re
moved from New York streets that
were not forty feet wide.
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WHEN JACK DOYLE HAD HIS
TROUBLES AS A MANAGER.
Talking about "foreigners"
breaking into the 'game, Hughey
Duffy tells, a good one on Jack
Doyle, who managed the Milwau
kee Brewers about five years
ago. Doyle was also strong for
the Celt as the only real player
worth while, and the story goes
that Duffy ran across Doyle in
the east during the middle of the
playing season when the Brew
ers had crawled down to the cel
lar hole and were rapidly in
trenching themselves against dis
turbance the rest of the season.
Doyle, of course, wasn't going
around with a "won't come off"
smile chasing Itself over his
countenance. In" fact, he was
just about as happy as a chicken
during the flood season,
. "How's your team going?"
asked Duffy.
"Going?" roared Doyle. "How
do you think it's going, and bow
can any team go when you can't
pronounce the names of half of
your players?"
Doyle was probably referring
to Frank Schneiberg and a few
more players with Teutonic
names who were drawing money
.from the Havenor treasury at
that time. f
Lives of Doctors.
In keeping others-alive physicians
appear to lose their own lives.. Of all
professional men their lives are the
shortest. Between the ages of forty
five and sixty-five five doctors die on
an average to one clergyman.
URGE MAIN STREET
SITE FOR LIBRARY
(Continued from page 1)
eighteen cents, and this rate carries
no transfer privilege with it.
It was possible under the old sched
ule of rates, to ride from Oregon City
to any transfer point in Portland for'
nineteen and one-half cents, by the
use a Golf Links Commutation book,
and a return to Oregon City could be
obtained for the same price, total' of
thirty-nine cents for the round trip.
The only way to obtain a transfer at
present is to pay a cash fare of twen
ty cents to Portland.
These points will be presented" to
the officials of the interurban com
pany in a friendly spirit by the com
mittee, the members of which are
M. D. Latourette, H. E. Cross, B. T.
McBain, W. A. Shewman, K E. Brodie,
and Gilbert L. Hedges.
HISS HURLBERT NEW
HEAD OF BITHIAHS
Miss Mable Morse entertained the
Bithiahs at her home in Jennings
Lodge Monday evening. After rout
ine business had been transacted and
the election of officers held, games and
music were played. The society will
provide a carpet for the church.
The officers elected to serve for six
months are as follows: President,
Adah Hulbert; vice-president, Misa
Nellie Swafford; secretary, Mrs. Haz
el Humphrys; treasurer, Miss Nettie
Kruse. During the evening Miss Sad
ie Ford played several piano selec
tions and Miss Kathleen Harrison and
Miss Nellie Swafford rendered a pia
no duet. The hostess served dainty
refreshments and she was assisted by
her aunt, Miss Carrie Scripture. The
next meeting will be at the home of
the Misses Myres, of Gladstone.
Those attending were: Mrs. W. E.
Johnston, Miss Anah White, Miss Ad
ah Hulbert, Miss Mollie Rose, Miss
Kathleen Harrison, Mrs. Ada Hend
rickson, Mrs. Luie Horning, Miss Lil
lie Miller, Mrs. Grace Cox, Miss Maude
Smith, Miss Nellie Swafford, Miss
Myrtle Cross, Miss Anna Larson, Miss
Edna Miller, Mrs. Hazel Humphrys,
Miss Sadie Cox Ford, Miss Anna My
res, Miss Mabel Myres, Miss Wilma
Myres, Miss Helen painton, Miss Mab
le Morse, Miss Carrie Scripture.
FAREWELL RECEPTION TO
BE GIVEN REV. HAYWORTH
A public, farewell reception will be
tendered Rev. Hayworth at the Bap
tist church Friday evening. It will be
given under the auspices of the Bap
tist, young people. All friends of the
retiring pastor are invited.
Mrs. Loder To Entertain
Mrs. J. W. Loder will entertain the
Ladies Aid Society of the Baptist
church at her home on Ninth and Cen
ter streets this afternoon. The early
part of the afternoon will be devoted
to business followed by a social time
and' refreshments.
JUDGE LOWELL TO SPEAK
AT BROTHERHOOD DINNER
Judge Lowell, of Pendleton, will be,
the principal speaker at the Gladstone
Christian Church Brothrhood ban
quet this evening. His subject will
be "Lest We Forget." Oscar Woodfin
will render a piano solo.
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work we will give a prize every ten days. These prizes Iwill not affect the final
count in any way as all votes will count on
These prizes will be given to the one that han ds n the largest number of votes
every ten days. ' -
The Third Special Prize for the best 1 0 days showing
will be an order on J. Levitt's Popular Store. This order
is good for any thing jii Wstpre worth y j. jo $ 1 5.00 .or
can e applied on a7 larger account. This order had
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