4 4- WH V DOC WHITE HAD TO PUT ONE OVR ON CUBS. Doc White, for ten years a pitcher with the Chicago Amer icans, litis one of the longest heads In base ball. He also is somewh&i of a humorist. A . few days aft er the White Sox. broke all records by winning three straight series from the Cubs last fall Doe was asked how be managed to hurl so fine a game against the National leaguers in the T DOC WHITE. Sunday battle. It will be re membered that White not only beat them 4 to 2, but got two hits and a pass himself. "Well, it was just like this," T dryly answered the lanky twirl- er. "I saw visions ot Minneapo lis ahead of me and had to do it" All of which is good stuff, es pecially as his fellow pitchers, Altrock, Patterson. Olmstead. Fiene, etc., have gone to that ex cellent city. But Doc intends fo 7 remain a major leaguer as long J, as possible. There is some , T -chance that he may become a 4 X regular manager some day. but T T that's telling secrets. 4 M-l-l-I-I-I-I-l-I-I-I-l-I-l-I-l-I-I-I'M'IM-l WOULD ALTER POLO RULES. Water Sport Is Thought to Be Too - Rough at Present. The revival of interest experienced this fall In the game of American wa ter polo has once more started a move ment in the west in favor of revising the rules. Dr. J. H. White, formerly of the Chicago A. A., is at the head of those advocating the adoption by the Amateur Athletic union of the "thrown goal." Shorn of their trimming details, they may be condensed into: First Allowing goals to be scored by throwing the ball at the board as well as by touching it and counting two points for the thrown and five for the touched goal. Second. Inflating the ball fully in stead of having it only seven-eighths inflated. The object of these rules is, of course, to open the play and eliminate as much as possible unnecessary rough work, making the game clear and more spectacular. SOCCER TEAM COMING. Australian Eleven Will Tour United States Next Year. A prominent Australian capitalist and an enthusiastic supporter of soc cer football in that country is now in New York city making arrangements for the visit of an all star amateur Australian team that he proposes to tour this country with next year. If successful in his efforts the team will land on the Pacific coast and give ex hibitions in the principal cities on the way east The Australian aggregation will be rhosen from the amateur cracks of the country, college, school and the regu lar amateurs. After leaving America they will tour England before return ing to Australia. It is the promoter's plan to have a yearly series if possible between the star teams of America, England and Australia, making It a tri-continental affair, which, he fig ured, would create intense interest. JONES FORCED TO REST. Champion Mile Runner Sprains Tendon and Will Not Compete This Winter. John Paul Jones, Cornell's great runner nnd mile champion of the Unit ed States, will not be able to enter any indoor meets in the Immediate future, and it is possible that be will do no indoor training this winter at all. Jones has developed a strained tendon Achilles, which is badly swollen, and Coach Jack Moakley of the track team has ordered him not to train. Moakley says Jones sustained the in Jury in cross country running, but it did not develop a serious character un til lately. Jones has been showered with Invitations to run at various meets this winter, but has been forced to decline them on account of this in Jury. AUTO RACING DETERIORATING. Fast Motor Driving Losing Much of Its Popularity, Waning public interest the useless ness of demonstrating how fast cars can travel and the needless waste of human life are fast putting automo bile racing In the discard. For three years attendance at the big races has steadily decreased. The recent running of the Vanderbilt cup race at Savannah, Ga., despite the fact that phenomenal speed was attain ed by the cars, was not an unqualified luccess, and recently Alfred Reeves, former member of the Vanderbilt cup commission and the racing board of the American Automobile association, predicted that about one more running will end that classic. England's 1912 Golf Tourney. Great Britain's amateur golf cham pionship for 1912 will take place in the week beginning June 3. For the first time in the history of the event It will be played on the links of the Royal North Devon club at Westward hotel. Our Lighthouse Service. Although the United States has the smallest foreign going merchant ma rine In the world. It possesses the most perfectly equipped and elaborate lighthouse service o be found on any coast line. During the last half cen tury this service has cost $lfO,(Hi).0OO. and Its maintenance calls for the ap propriation of about $7,000,000 annual ly. Oak Tree Bark. The bark of very lage oak trees weighs In somt cases a? much as three tons. ft THE EMPEROR ANDJFATE By THEODORE BORLAND Copyright by American Press Asso ciation. 1911. , There was once a young man who lived In a country that had long been ruled by a line of profligate kings. At last the people, maddened by their wrongs and by hunger, rose up in their might, beheaded the king and his queen and secretly made away with the heir apparent so that no successor might inherit the throne. Then they killed all the nobles on whom the king ly power rested and established a re public. This young man, who was a soldier by profession, stood by the palace and witnessed the fury of the mob: He had not suffered himself from the roy al tyranny, but could understand the vengeance these people coveted. Nev ertheless the scene impressed him with the undesirability of anarchy. The kings of other countries turned out their armies to force the revolutionists to put back the monarchy, and the young soldier fought with the armies of his country against these sover eigns. From the first it was apparent that he had In him the elements of a great general. He soon obtained the com mand of an independent army and fought battle after battle, wianing ev ery one till his enemies retreated with in their own borders and left him mas ter ot the situation. The young man, naturally ambitious, was fired by this success to greater deeds. Obtaining other armies he went on foreign conquests, always re turning successful. This won for him the plaudils of the people, and when they placed the government in the bands of three associate governors they made the general' the first of the three. But he did not remain long at home. Fresh wars called him to other fields, but he always conquered, and whenever he did so he attached some additional territory to bis own country. And so absorbing one territory. after another from what had been a king dom he established an empire. And now. since he was appointing his brothers to govern these countries he had conquered, making them kings, It was necessary that he should have for himself a title even higher than that of king. So the legislative body conferred on him the title of emperor, putting it to the vote of the people whether or no this should be so. The people confirmed the. appointment, and he was seated on an imperial throne At this time, when ! was at the height of his glory and power, one night he had a dream. He dreamed that he was sitting on his throne, the imperial crown on his head, the scep ter in his band, and a throng of cour tiers passing before him. bowing to him as they passed. Among them the em peror noticed a figure clad in unseem ly apparel to wear at court, having nothing about his or her figure for there seemed to be no sex only a flow ing robe of poor material. This per son passed the emperor without a bow. keeping his strange eyes on the sover eign all the while. "Who are you?" asked the emperor. "Fate." "Ah. you are Fate, are you? What are you doing here?" "I came to implant within your brain that which will accomplish my inten tions for you." "What are those intentions?" "It is not meet that mortals should know what I have in store for them." "At least tell me-what will be mv end." The figure turned and looked up ward. The emperor's gaze followed In the same direction, and be saw a pic ture, toward which he seemed to be moving. It was a rock surrounded by water, the waves incessantly beating upon it. Presently he stood on the rock himself. It was a desolate place, and with him were only a few of those whom he had ennobled. Soldiers of a foreign nation loitering about Indi cated that he was a prisoner. He en tered an unpretentious bouse, from which he would never emerge: The scene changed, and he lay dying in this house. The few friends who had accompanied him stood about him, but no wife, no child. Then the pic ture rolled away, and the emperor sat alone on his throne. He awoke with a dreadful sensation and slept no more till morning, when he fell into a trou bled slumber. When he awoke all memory of his dream had left him. Not long after this he started on an other campaign. Thus far he had never failed and did not think ! possi ble for him to fail. He marched an army into a northern country in the dead of winter. The people of that country retreated before him. destroy ed their granaries and burned their cities. His army, cold and starving, made a horrible retreat, a verv few of his soldiers again regaining their own country. From this point the emperor's star steadily went down, down. He made desperate efforts to retrieve bis failing fortunes, but achieved no permanent success. All those kingdoms he had subdued, seeing that his tide had turn ed, joined together to crush him. He staked ail on one decisive battle and lost. He gave himself up to one of the kings who defeated him and was sent to a rock in the midst of a great ocean. There he died surrounded by a few ad herents; but neither his wife nor his son were with him. His name was Napoleon Bonaparte. There was a saying among the an cients that those whom the gods wish j to destroy they first make mad. Chamois Skins. 'Chamois skins? No, madam, we have none.V said the truthful druggist But what are those in the window?".. demanded the woman. "Kid skins." replied the druggist. They are sold as chamois, but thev are not I doubt if you can find a chamois skin in New York outside a museum. There are not enough cham ois left in all Europe to supply New York for one day. They are being exterminated as the' American buffalo was. -They are now rigidly protected by game laws and are 6nly shot dur ing the open season by the sportsmen. Will you take a kid skin? Yes. madam, you will find it just as good, but it Isn't chamois." New York Sun. The Snail's Horns. A snail's manner of withdrawing his horns is very interesting. He does not pull them back bodily into their re ceptacles, but turns them inside out, just as one sometimes turns the fin gers of a tight glove. The Plow. Emperor Shun Nung of China iiiYent ed the plow and introduced agriculture and medical science in 1200 B. C. Slander. He who slanders wields a sword Which he holds at the point. His own hands receive the wounds. jwaaoys JVKrror To Improve the Neck and Shoulders. Every - girl cannot have beautiful shoulders, but every girl can do much toward improving the appearance of a scrawny neck and weak, undevelop ed shoulders. The carriage of the head has much to do with the appear ance of both. What sentimental poet has not sung the praises of a graceful neck and pretty, well rounded shoulders? And what girl of the day does not covet them? If she is the lucky possessor of both can any one blame her for be ing the least bit proud? But if she possesses neither and goes much into society no one can censure her if she Uses every effort to improve herself In these respects since the garb of so ciety requires a liberal display of these portions of the body. A pair of shoulders curving out from a graceful neck and sloping down to shapely arms will always call forth admiration. And if they are white, with just enough of the rose tint" un derneath to create the impression of health, so much the more will they be admired. Then, too, their poise must be perfect and their lines graceful. Exercise, massage and proper carriage assist greatly In developing shapely outlines, while by applications of un guents and lotions the whiteness of the skin may be brought out or in creased. Balancing the shoulders properly is necessary at all times. If they are well formed it is necessary to walk or sit correctly in order to keep them so. Young women who are engaged for several hours daily at clerical work, sitting at a desk, are apt to lean more to one side than to the other, and this very position has made many uneven shoulders. Of course the position one takes in leaning toward the desk and. often the kind of light thrown upon the work are responsible for the un even positions. Even if you cannot leave the desk for any length of time it is a wise plan to get up and walk up and down the floor otice or twice, raise the head high and throw back the shoulders. If you can get to an open window to inhale ami exh:i!e a few times properly so much Hip better. Lunch hour gives scarcely ei-migh exercise for those whose orcui;i.ion compels them to lesirt a sedentary life. Don't call a messenger - for every trifling errand. Get un occasionally, stretch the limbs, throw b;i' k the shoul ders and walk about a few times be tween morning anil noon and between noon and going home in the even'ng. It will do you a great deal of good, and no doubt you cau snake up for the few moments taken each time for recrea tion. If you do not do this you cannot expect to have well formed and nicely rounded shoulders. In taking up work which will necessitate the raising and Use of one arm or the other the indi vidual should attempt in some way to equalize the position so that lopsided results may be avoided. When the shoulders are thin and hol low correct carriage, with daily appli cations of a good skin food, which should be massaged with a firm, round ing movement of the palm of the band and rubbed well into the skin, will prove beneficial. Wash For the Hair. The washing of the hair is especially Important now that the hair is worn flat, and hair not properly washed might just as well not be washed at all. Parisian beauty doctors are using a hair washing paste the foundation of which is powdered soap. You cover the powder with boiling water., add some borax and orris root with a little sachet powder of your favorite scent, and you are ready to begin. When it is all of a bubble you take it off the fire and stir In some whole oatmeal. When it cools it Is ready for use. If a very high perfume is desired some oil of rose geranium Is added. You will then have a jelly, not very clear because of the oatmeal and orris, but smelling de lightful. After the paste is thoroughly worked in the rinsing must begin. Many per sons do not understand how difficult It is to rinse the hair properly. The trou ble is that the individual hairs ate coated with soap, and the water must be hot and used with force to get the soap out. That is the theory and se cret of it. Ten Rules For Beauty. Lillian Russell In one of ber beauty essays gives the following rules: Keep in the open as much" as possi ble. Breathe deeply and regularly while walking. Live on a diet of eggs, fruit, vege tables and milk as much as possible. Take a warm bath daily and a sweat bath once a week. Dress loosely and not too warmly. Wear no heavy clothes or heavy hats. Go to bed early and get up early. Sleep in a dark room with windows pen and take from seven to eight hours' sleep. - Take one absolutely quiet day every two weeks without reading, writing or visiting. , " Avoid worrying. Talk or hear np scandal. : Marry and be the" best friend it Is possible for you to be to your hus band. . ; Be temperate In. all pleasures. Remember, when these things be ;oTie habits you are far t. vhe road V beauty, health and happiness. IN THE KITCHEN. j- hi - - - -. 1 A Many Brushes For H fa Modern Dishwashing. H IB ' jferx&Tups -CpftPot5 iSjaits..,.tJar &tesp5 I v'LLl!'' f "s fj THE LATEST OLBAKINO BRUSHES. ! H Modern housekeeping requires doz ens of brushes and a towel for every sort of dishwashing. This photograph, taken in a model kitchen, depicts the various brushes necessary to clean properly coffee cups, coffeepot, tum blers, pans, sieves and even coffee and tea pot spouts. The towel rack also has accommodation for hand and glass towels and separate towels for 4rying crockery and table silver. At the Glove Counter. "No woman." said the woman shop per, "ever tries on bargain counter gloves or any gloves that are sold for a dollar or less a pair. Why? Because It is the unwritten rule that they shall not be tried on, as every woman knows. Sold at these special low prices with little or no profit or perhaps at a loss, as bargains, they must uot be made less desirable by trying on. as every woman understands. But the. men? They don't understand, which is natu ral, for they have less occasion to. At any rate, they try on gloves freely and regardless. "Here was a bargain sale of men's gloves at a price under a dollar, and there were twenty men around the counter .buying them. And' were they trying them on? Why. certainly, very openly, frankly, naively, standing fac ing the counter and trying them a no standing on the outskirts of tbe crowd and facing away from the counter and trying them, this not to make them selves invisible, but simply turning that way to get more room., "And did anybody try to stop them? Not at all. There were two sales women at the counter, but they viewed this trying on apparently quite uudis turbed. They let the men keep right on, while they continued steadily to sell gloves, which was of course quite the correct thing to do, for the men have not yet learned the law of the bargain glove counter." This Is Fashion's New Tam-o'-shanter. The tarn crown reappears ever so often, and this Is fashion's last ver sion of this ever popular hat crown. A cap of marten fur. mounted on -a narrow brim of velvet, fits the head SMART FtTB HAT. closely, and at the top of this fur cap Is the huge crown of velvet which has the effect of a great bird, just alighted on the small hat. At the side of the fur cap is an ornament of chenille and gold cord. Tube Skirt a Menace to Health. The hobble and tube skirts and other tight fitting garments are given as causes for tuberculosis by Dr. Herman Spalding, chief of the bureau of medi cal Inspection of Chicago. Loose fit ting clothes, he declares, are proper for maintaining health and happiness. Dr. Spalding recommends that sizes in coats and underclothing be purchased about four sizes larger than those you have been accustomed to, if they have been tight fitting. If you have been wearing a tight fit ting hobble or tube skirt he recom mends that you forget tbe styles and order a hoopskirt. Another recom mendation is that when you walk along" tbe streets shrug your shoulders and allow the cold air to circulate be neath your clothing. If you would have health you must give the skin air just as you would the lungs. Beef and Temper. Some doctors say a regular diet of beef makes people ill tempered and cross. Conspicuous. Probably nothing else of the same area is as conspicuous as a dent in a derby hat Atchisou Globe. Cottages. Th term "cottage" was first applied to ajsmali house without land In the year 1275. : - t Eye of a Ky. It hs been estimated that the eye of a fly t-n discern an object one five-millionth ;f an inch in diameter. fx - g For the Readers of the MORNING ENTERPRISE By special arrangement with the publishers we . are able to offer our readers and patrons a most unusual opportunity to secure two of the leading magazines on subscription in con nection with this paper at a most remarkably low price. This means a big saving to MORNING ENTERPRISE mail subscribers. This Is The Off zt El R YBODYS MAGAZINE . . . regular price $1.50 THE DELINEATOR-..... ... . regular price 1 .50 d the an MORNING Our ORDER OF US ctthis BianK out ORDER TO-DAY THE MORNING ENTERPRISE OREGON CITY, OREGON GENTLEMEN: Enclosed find $4.25 for which -enter my subscription with the pub lisher for one year each for THE DELINEATOR and EVERYBODY'S MAGAZINE, to gether with the MORNING ENTERPRISE. Name.... Address. . If you want the MORNING ENTERPRISE delivered by our carrier in Oregon City, Glad stone or Willamette, combination price will be $5.25 SPICY SPORT CHATS By TOMMY CLARK. Ordinarily the announcement that one of the major leagues had thrown down the gauntlet to the other would cause quite a stir, but the resolution passed by the American league recent ly at the meeting in New York failed to create this impression. Baseball as now conducted is too prosperous to take any chances of ruining it with another war, especially if that conflict would be brought about as a result of 3ome unimpoi-tant misunderstanding. Men who make hundreds of thou sands of dollars out of baseball every year are going to think a few times before entering into another baseball war. The American league's resolution was cleverly worded, because it was pos sible to put any one of ten different constructions on it without really pin ning the league to any one proposition. The ball players are the only ones disappointed because of the rather slim chaives of a conflict, for it is the players who always are benefited by such conditions, and if it was up to them there never would be peace. One object of the resolution, so it is hinted, is to rebuke Charles Webb Murphy's statement that Ban Johnson controls the National league as well as the American and might as well be selected as chief of tie parent organ ization In public as to continue as its chief In private. Then, too, it is hint ed that Ban Johnson is anything but pleased with the manner in which the national commission carried on the ticket scalping investigation. The Causo of the Trouble. "What is the matter with that ba by?" growled an irascible husband as the little one persisted in howling and kicking to the extent of his little might. "The matter is, sir," calmly replied the wife as she strode np and down the room "the matter is that this baby inherits your temper." And the husband returned to his pa per with a gloomier look than before. NOT EXPENSIVE Treatment at Hot Lake, Including medical attention, hoard and bsths, costs no more than yon would pay to live at any first class hotel. Rooms can be had rrom 75 cents to $2.50 per day. Meats In the cafeteria are served from 20 cents up and in the grill at the usual grill prices. Baths range from 50 cents to $1.00. We Do Ctfte Rheumatism HOT LAKE SANATORIUM HOT LAKE, OREGON. WALTER Ii. PIERCE. Pres.-Mgr. PEC1AL BARGAIN ENTERPRISE (bymail) regularprice 3.00 Price Only $4.25 Quite Natural. "I wish to see the lady of the house," said the tramp at the back door. "I am she." auswered the lady. "Go on send me the missus," said the holio. . "Look here, you impudent "creature! I am the lady of this house and its mistress. You can't stand here insult ing tne by pretending you think I'm a hired girl either. You get right out of this" "Softly, madam," inierrupted the bum. "You mistake my mistake. You looked so independent, so happy, so autocratic, madam, that I thought yon were the cook. 1 hope you will pardon me. The error was natural, as you must confess." Cleveland Tlam Dealer. A Place of Lost Hopes. . Newmarket, the English racing town, has often sent its patrons gi'umblin away. There was Coke o' Norfolk, for instance, who in his younger, days vis ited the "horsey" town and came away a poorer man and remembered the fuel all his life. He never raced again. And more, he even refused to look at the place of his lost hopes. Whenever necessity drove his liaise across the heath be pulled down the' blinds and coached his" son to take like precau tions. "Tom. my boy." he would say. "re member when you pass over Newmar ket never look at the place." Nevertheless Newmarket still sur vives. Telling the Bumps. The antiquity of palmistry is in striking contrast to. the modernity of "telling the bumps," with which it is .often associated in popular estimation. Wrongly associated, since the phre nologist merely reads character with out attempting any predictions of the future. Phrenology was invented by Gall the German physician,' who, as a boy, had studied the beads of his schoolfellows. Gall gave his first lec ture In 1796, but six years later his teaching was prohibited by the Austri an government. Phrenological societies were soon formed in London, and the science, after leing "refuted" by Lord Jeffrey and others; gradually made headway. London Chronicle. Hot Lake Mineral Baths and inud given under scien tific direction have cured thousands. Write for Illus trated booklet descriptive of Hot Lake Sanatorium and ' the methods employed. Hot Lake Sanatorium is acces sible as it is located direct ly on the main line of the O.-W. R. & N. railway, and special excursion rates are to be had at all times. Ask agents. $6.00 REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS. Henry A. Dedman to Horace Patch, lots 4, 5, block 2, Dedman's Addi tion to Canby; $250. William F. and Pearl Mackey to Isaac Williams, 15 acres of section 1, township 5 south, range 1 east; $765. Charles Dye, trustee to W. W. Myers, lot 5 of block 4, South Oregon City; $1. Robert E. Oatfield and Grace M. Oatfield to Northwestern Trust Com pany, 66.10 acres of section 12, town ship 2 south, range 1 east; $10. Orrin Kellogg and Margaret Kel logg to John R. Oatfield 645 acres of land in D. L. C. of Orrin and Mar garet Kellogg, township 2 south, ranges 1 and 2 east; $1. ! Helen M. Failing- and flenrtra R Hathaway to John R. Oatfield, 645 acres of Orrin and Margaret Kellogg, D. L. C. township 2 south ranges 1 and 2 east; $1. Elisha D. and Ethel Kellogg et al to John R. Oatfield, 645 acres of D. L. C. of Orrin and Margaret Kellogg, township 2 south, ranges 1 and 2 east; $1.00. . Amanda A. Kellogg et al to John R. Oatfield, 645 acres of D. L. C. of Orrin and Margaret Kellogg, town ship 2 south, ranges 1 and 2 east; $1. J. H. Graham et al to John R. Oat field, 645 acres of D. L. C. of Orrin and Margaret Kellogg,, township fi south ranges 1 and 2 east; $1. Warren D. Hathaway et al to John R. Oatfield, 645 acres of D. L. C. of Orrin Kellogg and Margaret -Kellogg, township 2 south, ranges 1 and 2 east; $1. Heirs of Edward Kellogg to John R. Oatfield, 645 acres of D. L. C. of Orrin and Margaret Kellogg, town ship 2 south, ranges 1 and 2 east; $1. John W. and Grace Loder to Maude Lightbody, land in Clackamas coun ty; $1. Bernard P. and Hattie L. Reilly to R. E. and Allie Jenks, land In sections 9 and 10, township 2 south, range 2 east; $10. Grace M. Balcolm to Gabriel Bal colm, lot 7 of block 97, second sub division, portion of Oak Grove; $1. Gabriel Balcolm to William J. Alex ander and Jennie Alexander, lot 7 of block 97, Second Subdivision of por tion of Oak Grove; $10. John E. Wetzler, Jr., and Matilda Wetzler to Julia and Samuel Hoesly, lots 9 and 11, block 9, Robertson; $1. . John Wetzler, Jr., and Matilda Wetzler to Julia ond Samuel Hoesly, lots 10, 12, block 9, Robertson; $1. Gilbert L. Hedges administrator, to William LaSalle, undivided one-sixth interest in lot 7 of block 52, Glad stone; $1. Albert G. Hedges et al to William LaSalle, lot 7 of block 52, Gladstone; $1.00. Charles W. Risley and Alice Ris ley to Erantes and Tillie Hokanson, -land in Concord; $1,200. SOCIAL HYGIENE TO BE DISCUSSED The Brotherhood of Gladstone will hold a banquet at the Gault Hall, Gladstone, this evening at 6:45 o'clock. There will be several good speakers among them Dr . House, of Portland, who will have for his sub ject "Social Hygiene," and Judge Gatens, of the Juvenile Court who will talk on the same line. There will be a speaker from the faculty of the Reed Institute, and his subject will be "Psychology of the Sexes." Boys more than fourteen years of age, an1 men are invited. Read the Morning Eitsrprtse. J