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About Morning enterprise. (Oregon City, Or.) 1911-1933 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 17, 1911)
MORNING ENTKRPRim TUESDAY. OCTOBER 17. 1911. f I- I IS - ' BUSINESS IS BUSINESS By M. QUAD Okrrrlckt, mi. by amh erary itwi Tbe Tillage of Eiter numbered 1.2U0 Inhabitants and wat avvuuted an In . terestlng place. That was why iJeotye Bailey, who bad Just graduated as a dentist. rnued parlor there, it con Id be fljrurvd a atrslxht a a string tbat USM men, women and children bad teeth enough to keep three dentists on tb bump. ; It vii only natural tbat Mr. Bailey , Should otwerve tbe trctb of the people 'be had come among. He tuet per haps a dosen in tb whose teeth were In rood .order. There waa no doubt tbat the irradnate had eome to the right spot and struck a soft thins week went by and Mr. Baiie.r hadn't had a customer. Then second week passed. Tftea he went about to Inquire wha,t was tbe matter. lie ran wp against a ffrocer, who told him. "WThy, I supposed yon knew alt . shoot It." said the grocer. "Some six yean ago a dentist set up here, and In pulling a tooth for old Mrs. Joyce be palled her neck oat about two feel long, and she died next day. Too much neck, you see. Tbe dentist had to fiy for his Ufa. Since that date none of n dare patron 1 a dentist." At the end of the third week Mr. Bailey offered to fix tbe teeth of a min ister for nothing. The minister said be was much obliged, but he hadn't yet fulfilled his mission on earth. - Did Mr. Bailey set his office afire and then go out and bang himself T Not at all. He knew Just what to do la such a rase, and be did It. lie went up to Chicago and walked out a bit mnti he found Professor Donaldson. The professor waa tbe champion pain- Twaa tooth, puller of America. By da he was In his office; wben erenlng came he d td up as a harlequin ' and drove about tncrBreeta and pulled teeth without charge. Mr. Bailey and tb professor had a long and chummy talk together, and an agreement was reached. Three days after the talk the dentist was back at Exter. A day later the professor followed. lie had wagon and music. lie had flags and banners and prancing horses, lie had tb whole town on tb street, and he - deUTerW a lecture on bad teeth. Bad teeth were responsible for head aches, flatulency, dimness of vision, loss of memory, biliousness, liver com plaint and a score of other things. Bad teeth, filled graveyards. Bad teeth pre vented happy marriages. Bad teeth caused half tbe crimes committed. Bad teeth caused 10,000 divorces per year. It waa because of tbe bad teeth of the soldiers that Germany conquered France. It was only a lecture on bad teeth and the results thin erenlng. To morrow evening the professor would how the good people of Exter what a true philanthropist he was. There would be something doing, and it a hoc idol east any citizen a cent -' Wben ' the next erenlng came the professor made a few general remarks ad then offered to pull teeth free of charge. It would be painless. If any one felt the slightest twinge of pain that person was to be presented with a Are dollar gold piece. Aye, the pro fessor would do better than tbat. Be would furnish sets of false teeth at the Iww price of $2 a act Single teeth would be only 20 cents each. So more headaches in Exter snd tbe death rate reduced SO per cent. , Three evenings It took tbe professor to reach tbe last tooth. No hurt, and nobody out a cent There were a few people who sympathised with Mr. Bailey and called to tell him so, but he bad folded his tent and gone off Calling, and It was a long fortnight be fore be returned. Whnt of the people wo had got something for nothing? Ttiey had had from one to six teeth extracted. Many of them were "on tlielr gums' alone. fU-nros were linp Ing as they talked. Other score ut tered a bins as they started out to talk. For three weeks they went snout pat ting each other on the back nnl call ing Professor Donaldson the t:. -ml of bumanlty. Then It suddenly occurred to some one to ank when lie was going to return and make good. He Lad- been Indefinite nbout the date. They rushed to tbe office of Dentist Bailey, but be could tell them nothing beyond the fsct that be had the best kind of luck fishing. Letters were written to the professor, but they remained un answered. A committee was sent to Cblcago. ino miles away, bat it failed to find Its mna. Then yoi must see what happened. Dentist Bailey was ready for the rish tbat came. He hud seen red itn awin ant In anrkinatlon. Ills stairs grosned under the weight of callers. Thev wanted to be fitted from two front teeth to all their mouths would hold. There wax work for a year nhad. and there ws money In the work, it w:is weeks and weeks lefore one mun In Exter would take another man's word, but bad to have everything in writing. When a man hisses and lisps and mumbles as he talks bow sre you go ing to know what h is driving at? There was svme attempt to connect Mr. Bniley with Professor Donsldson. but It fell flat. Ton can't figure out --things with your empty mouth. It wns sir months before tbe churches had their usual congregations again and somewhat longer than that before lawn parties and 'lasses candy pulls were Indulged In again, but there came time when tbe stranger who rode through Exter afterward bragged not of the clean streets and happy fares be saw, but of tbe white, even teeth that met his gaze on every hand. MANY BASEBALL TEAMS REPEAT cocccccocccccocococcccccccccccccocr- Athletics, Rochester, and Min neapolis Arc Come Backs. WAS BANNER YEAR FOR GAME On t Intsesstlna Raoss I" Different Leagues Club Owner Mads f or- tnw Few "Busted Leagues Na tinl Rao a Qed One. Th 1911 baseball season ha been the most successful In the history of the national gam. Tb nuiuU-r of "busted league haa been uitH-h lees than In any previous year, and this la spite of th fact that th average sal arte paid th player this yesr bare been much In excess of those paid last season and previous seasons. In the National league there has heea the moat exciting contest for tb pennant In the history of that organ! tattoo. New York winning out after a hard fight Detroit set tbe American league "on fire" with a great record of early victories, but the Athletlca after a great race won tb champion ship. The Eastern league race was not definitely decided until just before th finish. Rochester leading practically all th season, but In th final few weeks the Toronto and Baltimore teams were very dangerous to th leader. Minneapolis, strengthened by new players, made a good finiah In th American association and won easily. On th Pacific coast there Is s great raca-oa for pennant honors. Oskls ad. Vernon .and Portland are now fighting It out for first honors, with Sacra mento bobbing up every now and again to upset tbe calculations. Tbe New York State league race was the cloeest In years, and. while the Wilkes ba rre Barons set a couple of new records by taking their third con secutive pennant and by leading the league .-from th first to last daysy their supremacy waa menaced until the very final -week, and but for the fact ' that Albany and Troy proved week road teams BUI Clymer might not now be boasting of hla sixth pen nant In seven seasons. So close was th Connecticut State league season that th pennant waa In doubt until the very last week, and the same can be said of the New Eng land league. Akron won th pennant In the Ohio- Pennsylvania circuit and set a new second of four consecntlve-wlns. LTbe 1910 pennant winners of th II-' Unols-lilssonti league, the Pekln team. put no a game battle, bur lost out by twelve points to Clinton. Numerous other close races could be cited. Taken altogether, baseball bus never b-fore enjoyed the prosperity thst hss marked tb season of 101 Tu and already new and greater plans sre being made for 1012 WHERE THE 1911 PENNANTS WILL FLY. ' LaguL UU. lfl. Eastern .Rochester Rochester. ftoertbern New Orleans New Orleans. New England... Lowell New Bedford. Trtatata Aaao... Reading -Altoona. Northwestern.. Vancouver... 8nokane Connecticut. .. . Sprtngfleld . . . Watsrburr. Texas Austin Dallas. N. T. State Wilkes be rre. Wilkes burs. Michigan 8tat. Cadillac Cadillac Central Aaao... XXtumvt Qulncy. Virginia Petersburg. . DanvUI. South Atlantic. jColumbla Columbus. M.LN. K Humboldt... Falls City. Minn. -Wis.... ..Superior Esu Claire. Wla.-Illlnols. . . . Rockford. . . . Appleton. Ohio- Pean Akron Akron. Southeast era. ..Annlston Knoxvllla. Neb. State Superior Fremont. Ohio State .Sprtngnsld.. .Portsmouth. Hue Grass J "arts Parts. '11. -Missouri.. ..Clinton Pckin. ' Tezaa-OUa.....Cleburn Central Daytnn .South Band. Canadian .Berlin New. So. Michigan... .Kalamasoo.. Kalamazoo. '. Canada .Mooes Jaw. . Kdmonton. Union Assn..... Great Falls.. Thre-I Peoria New. American As.o. Minneapolis. Minneapolis. Western Denver Sioux City. American .Philadelphia Philadelphia. National Ntw Tork. .Chicago. UP TO DATE FOOTBALL TRICKS Stagg ef Chicago "Java Old Time Tac tics Will Net Win Championship. Stags, coach of the University of Chicago, sars tbat up to dote tricks on the gridiron will win most of th games this season. After he had analyzed the recent scores Stagg made the prediction thst old style tactics would not le likely to land any team on top this year. Fie Attributed tbe good scores of some of tbe eastern teams to the pressure of first ' lass stars and the poor cali ber of tb beaten team, but declared that old fashioned football would lie relegated to the discard later In the season when the championship con tenders get together. 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Paul Melnlg has covered the mud In front of his new store with tiauu. plank. His rural patrons greatly an-1 v ctmin me improvement. Lulgh Barbour, who had been spend In K a week here visiting hla parent a. was called back to his work In Port land by phone Thursday. J. W. Dickson, manager of tha Fir wood Lumber Company, Is suffering from neuralgia In tha face. ween m the 'mountains hunting. onAh.sUr.!f;'hXl"y " b""d,? h0UM wi',nC pS"n 'Pnt P"rt ! ,h- Jl PrPrty near Sandy. Strausf""' ,' h4lu,ln ior tb. Htrauss Lumber Company. COAL! COAU We have the best at low est price. Lay n Winter supply now. Korrect Poultry rood. . s Oregon Commission Co. 11TH AND MAIN T Oregon City. Mra. Katie Clark on Tbuw f A achooi meeuna ""-- urday, wben a three mill tu w dfor achooi purp Mra. imyer and ad on Mra. Morfltt 8unir. , Tha farmer'- wlreajM T farmers, are canning frolt w aauer Iraut kiilli" to Portland Tuesday to P""u black board and a few tha achooi. . w u Mra. 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