I WEATHER INDICATIONS. i Or ('y-lr Thursday; I wwtrly wind- t , I Oregon Fair Tburedayi wsU a rlr wind. VOL I I.-No. 70. 6 AS THEY SLEEP TW0 WOMEN AND THREE CHIL. 0rCN KILLED BY FIEND WHO COVERS UP RRACKS. VICTIMS ARE MURDERED WITH AX ..port That Slayer Has Boon Cap tured la Not Verified Pollc Starch In Vain For Slightest Claw. COtf)HAIX) 8ntlNU8, Bo pi. 20 Slain In their own homes by some un identified person, tbo bodies of alx ptratma, thre In each, of two neigh boring h(iuci, wer found har tbla afternoon. Tha hoaila of all tbo vic tims bad been smashed with ail ax. Tbt appearance ' h bodlee Indl - . 1. .. u Kan Ha.il ai ... cttea mei in; -' ral days and that daath cania while they slept- , A rrport saye that tba murderer ha ranght and (hat he haa cor fwed, but tbat la denied by the po lice offlclala who, It la Intimated, fear i lynching might follow auih an an nouncement. AO ax. which had been loaned to Mrs. Henry K. Wayne, on of the vic tims, by J. K. Kvana, a neighbor, laat wok. wss round by Mra. Kvaos on Monday near the hack door of the Wayne home. The Implement waa bloodstained. Tba dead: Mra. Alice May Ilurnham, wife of A. J. Ilurnham. cook at tha Modern Woodmen Sanitarium. Their two children, Alice, aged 6, and John, aged. 3. Henry K. Wayne, a ronaumptlva, until recently a patient at the Wood men's association. Mra.- Wayne and their- tyear-old baby girl. Tba Ilurnham horn la bark of tha Wavna bom and cloa to It la that if Erana. Tba discovery of that bodlea waa mule hy a neighbor who railed at lb Rurnbam hone to apend the after noon aewlng. Not getting any r- pone, ahe forced an entrance. Tha hodlea of Mr. Purnbam and thou of her two children war found Is tbelr beda, which war covered lib blood. The walla and ceiling r also apattered. Tba wnman rushed to tba street t4 gave tba alarm. Instinctively a iloten persona went to tha Wayn hnuM, where there bad been no lens of Ufa since Sunday, and the utne terrlhe arena waa preaented. In their beds were the bodies of Mr. id Mra. Wayne and their ha he. alt hnrrlhly mangled, aa In the case of 'he bodies In tha Ilurnham home. Not even a ft Kit print waa found on the floor of either bona and not a person could be found who bad neen anyone about lb prmlaea alnre Sunday afternoon, when all tha murd ered persona at different tlmea war In a neighboring grocery ator. There Is no known motlv for th crime. rioth th Ilurnham and 'ayne families wer of moderat means. Ml OCEAN LlfO Mlllfil BY WARSHIP C0WE8. Sent. an Carrvlne mil. Honalres and doodI nromlnent . In H'sry walk of lif. the Whit Star plnar Olympic, th largest In the I. '"iuea mis arternoon wun P Brlllah. cruiser Hawke near Os- DOTH ft u v . k. . . i i . I-.. - oi in laiw ii l"lht. I Nelth . .. . i . i . . ! , rnnni Iff H n pOWOriUl IU heir way-mnk from tha effect of efaih, but with a gaping hoi on r startmard quarter Captain Smith Cv hli crft on the mudbanka tha Cowea rondstead She waa la, isfaly nl mk' Southhampton TJa Hawke waa less seriously dam No on austalned Injuries serious than ahocka on either 'aeela. Ziyjt "" w 8m.t!, i niKiianea ror iforiamouin r' him tuga. then drove at full w - to mua oanxa orr uaoorn -' In the meantime he ordered AJie ifinni ... "".iBH.n gatea and doora cloaed, "IS ItnniiU. . i. . . . ... '',! me m-ruan or water. rh rruft i .!.. Cv o comm'"a"r decided ha could t...umampton under tha Oiym- Power. v 3art""?,"'r nf Americana were on i";nming president Harry III Jllrtafi. ..m . ... .at tinw Jr ni h,f wlf- Waldorf Jow Pr,nfi Jalanah Croker and nriand W ' Drown of W O'ymplc sailed from South- K J il:25 o clock, bound for l"nin,'n or Cherbourg ana ir., . nn aaiiea wun tn list of flrat-claae pasaengera oaVrtip and cro"" th AtIantl KiPMN WEARS MuT WBLC0M IN ENGLAND. lrW Vohk. Sppt. 20. Dlallk of Wd nR" aemea on wng- irtli.fi m th" world's havywlght IU 1 e"mpl"n, Johnaon. Voi ii, h"r has been leading a frlve- hot. " ,"n'," hla arrival on foreign tulr. r ln" Popularity he nrst ont !"" rilt,rl r on ao- , 's nnathletlo behavior ASSASSINSLAYS R,) tha Morning B;rpr1a. 2 te- CUPID'S FEE CASES TO BE DECIDED TODAY Circuit Judge Campbell, of Clacka mae county, will today decide the caseaJroughl by Juaticea of to Tear Hell and Olson, of Portland. Involving their clalma for tha pay nt of aalarlea and the off net a alleg ed by Multnomah county for mar riage feea, which tha county contends should l turned Into the county treasury. The decision In th Hell ess will be banded down In Port land and that In th Olson case In thla city, that action having been transferred to fftckamss county. Presiding Judge fJatens In Portland, when assigning cases, found that nun of th Multnomah County. Cir cuit Judges, except Judge McGinn, waa willing to try the caaea. At tor neya for Hell and Olaon objected to having tha trials In Judge McGinn's department, because be haa declined to accept feea for performing mar riage ceremonlea. Th two Portland districts are th only onea that will be affected by tha declslona, th law being clear that Justices of th peace and Judges are entitled to feea In districts having a population of leaa than 100,000. AO cording to on theory th Justices and Judges In Portland who have ac cepted feea and not turned them Into the county treasury are liable to civil aulta for th recovery of th money. PUBLISHERS MEET IN PORTLAND TODAY PORTLAND, Sept. 20. (Special.) For thre daa there will be publish ed excellent edition of newspapera throughout th atate. Th edltora have foregathered here to attend th meeting of th Orwgon Editorial As- aoclatlon and th understudies have been left behln to do tha work. That they will make the moat of the opportunity goea without aaying. More than 100 acrlnea arrived tonight, and when th meeting la tailed to order tomorrow an august aaaembly will be preaent. Th morning aeeelon of tha first day will b devoted to registering, appointment of committees, reading of reporta of offloera and other rou tine buslnesa. Th election of of ficers will be held at tba afternoon sosHlon and J. Id Oratke, of the Aa torla Budget, will deliver an address on "Hettarlng our Condition." All members will be expected t6 -t give their- vlewa on "Oood of th Associa tion." George Putman, Medford Tfl- bune. will apeak on "Publicity Work, and Charlea Fisher, of the Eu gen Guard, will apeak on "Job Print ing, Its Kffect." W. S. U'Ren will apeak In favor of alngl tax and Dr. Chapman will oppose It. In the eve ning th member a will be given a dinner by,the Paper Dealera' Associa tion of Portland. Seneca Reach will apeak on "Coat Finding" at th morning session tha aecond day. K. B. Piper will apeak on "School of Journallam," and Mr. O'Hrlen, of the Marahfleid Reoord, will deliver an address on "Cash Sub scriptions." "Postal Lawa" will be the aubject of an addresa by C. B. Merrick, pot'"ft,,'' Portland. Geo. Hlmea w"lll apeak on "Our Indiana" and Bruc Dennla will tell about "Se curing New Membera to tha Associa tion." J. T. Carroll will apeak on "Prese and Polltlca." George Trowbridge will apeak on th "Obllgatlona of City to Country Press" and W. D. Wll llama will make an addresa on "Ore gon Preaa Good Hoosters." Tb Portland Preaa Club will tak care of the visitors In th evening, entertaining them with one of Ua Inimitable "High Jlnkn" programa. A trip to Oregon City via. the O. W, P. will be taken Saturday morn ing. Tba papnr mills and electric plant will be Inspected, and the vis itors will be th guests of tha Com mercial Club at luncheon. They will return to Portland at 3 o'clock. WCChLY CNTCkPRlSC ESTABLISHED 1566 OREGON CITY, ROOM FOR MORE. JOHN D. ROCKEFELLER. Reeant Photograph f World's Rlehost Man Mad at Hla Home. 9 till, kr American Prtu Association. MRS. OGLE VICTOR Li HANDEL CASE County Judges . Ueivtle Wednesday refused to set aalde th will of Wil liam Philip Welamendel, a prominent man of thla city, who left the greater , part of hla property to Mra. Ola M. Ogle, of Canby. The will waa con tested by Mra. Nellie Lyons. Mrs. Rosa Howard, and. Mra. : Emma Phillips, alstera of the testator, and hla mother, Mra. Sophia Welsmandel, It waa alleged that Welsmandel, when a youth, waa forced to leave home by hla father, and that he lived for a number of year with the Ogle family. He died February 11, 1911. nt the home of hla mother. The will, which waa execifted December lty 1910, named Mra. Ogle aa administra trix. Judge Jleatle held that th vl i dence did not ahow the testator to I be of unsound mind or that he had been unludy Influenced. J, E. Hedges represented Mrs. Ogle. DAUGHTERS OF THE KINQ MEET Christmas Baxaar la Planned By Episcopalian Society. ' Th Daughters of the King of St. Paul's Episcopal church met at the home of Mrs. Theodora Osmond, Eleventh and Center atreeta, Tues day aftnoon, and planned the work of tha society for tha coming year. It waa decided to hold a baxaar Christmas, and other entertainments i will be given. Tea waa served and thoae who attended wer Meadamea W. A. Shewman, l A. Motrla, Theo dore Clark, Arthur Warner, C. O. Huntley. A. I Beetle, K. A. Chap man, E. T. Flelda, H. S. Moody, T. P. Randall. J. J. Tobln, Anita Bar low Lawrence and Mrs. Edward Schwab and Mlaa Mary L. Holmea. Hotel Arrlvala. The following are registered at the Electric Hotel: I. M. Livingston, New York; AI. L. rJCrouae, Portland; Jcsal Edwards, Portland; Emily Drlscoll, Portland; Guy Graxer, Sa lem; W, 8- Bagby, H. Klrbyson, B. Shoenberg, Dodge; Carl Balsfl, Boise, Idaho; Rsy Kaylor. II. W. Phillips, Henry Conner, Mra. Jessie Mathfs, Oakland, Cal.; B. H. Grout, Portland"; William Mumpower, C. R. Boroughs, V. B. Frlel, Sandy; Charlea Miller, J. Caey, D. Madison, B. Butler. OUEQON. THURSDAY, BIC1ERS SUED BY MOORE FOR $50,000 Atnon Moor, prealden of the Port land Cment Company, which Is building a $1,000,000 "plant at Oswego, Wednesday filed ault against Joseph Blchner, a pioneer, and hia eon Hen ry, for 50,000 damagee for alleged assault. Moor and the Blchnera engaged In an altercation over th ownership of a atrip of land where the company la building " Ita fclant, July 25. laat Th Blchnera allege Moore waa th aggressor, and the latter aaserte that- h -w -etruck first. He avera that h climbed through a fence on th property when he waa struck with a shovel by Henry Blchner, and that he would have been killed but for a heavy straw hat which he wore. He aaya he aelzed a piece of board to defend himself, but be fore he could use It the elder Blch ner a(nck him. with a club.- The de fendant declare that they struck Moore In self defense after he bad attacked them. Moor declare that- be waa per manently Injured by a blow on the head; that he suffers from traumatic neurosis, which threatens to destroy his earning capacity. The plaintiff aaya that his earning rapacity before the attack waa $25,000 a year. The Blchnera ware arrested soon after the altercation, but were dis missed by a Justice of the Peace, and It Is 'said Moor will try to have them Indicted. They aued him for danv agea, through Attorney Brownell, anon after the fight, and also aued to have him ejected from the property In question. OREGON CITY FOLK TO ATTEND GRESHAM FAIR Arrangements are being made by O E. Freytag, to have a special car leav thla city tomorrow to attend the fair at Greeham, Thla la Mult nomah county a fair. Last' year thla fair waa held about the same time aa that of Clackaniaa county fair, and many persons of thla city were un able to attend. If th required num ber can be obtained a car will be chartered for the trip Multnomah county always has had exceptionally good fairs, and the one thia year promise to eclipse all others. The car will probably leave thla city In tha forenoon and arrive ln time for dinner. SILVERTON OFFERS! AID TO RAILROAD During the week Just past the of ficials of the Clackamas Southern railroad were Interviewed 'by a great man people living In different part a of thla county and a number aubacrtb ed for atock, which goea to ahow that the project la meeting with great fa vor among the horn people. The officers of the company have accepted an invitation and will at tend a meeting of the Sllverton Com mercial Club tonight Th Sllverton people have, alwaya been very enthus iastic over th building of thla road, whlrh, when completed, will extend to their city. It means a great deal to their welfare, aa around Sllverton and the Abaqua Baaln stands some 6t th finest timber found anywhere In thla atate, and by making thla ter ritory a tributary to Portland mar keta, by enabling the timber owners to get their loga Into the water below the falls at Oregon City, add value to th timber belt. i The bonds to be lsaued by the com pany for the steel and equipment are being sought by some of th most conservative Investors In the state, and the company dos not anticipate any trouble In disponing of the entire Issue. SEPTEMBER 21, J911. BEVY OF BEAUTIES TO AID CONTESTANT MILWAUKIE'S PRETTIEST GIRLS COMING HERE TO FIGHT FOR FAIR CANDIDATE. JUSTICE SAMSON TO DISPENSE LAW Mlaa Nellie Wlianrvld Suing Editor For $150, Alleging That 8h Won Flrat Prii In Voting Contest. r- Tbe case of Nell I WUenreld, a popular young woman of Mllwaukle, against W. A. Thomas, proprietor of th Mllwaukle Appeal, will he beard In Justice of the Peace Samaon's court thla afternoon. A change of viiiue waa obtained from Justice of the Peace Kelso's court because of th popularity of the fair plaintiff. It being feared the defendant could not obtain a fair trial there. Miss WUenreld declares tbat ahe waa th winner of first prize In a voting contest recently conducted by Mr. Thomas, but ha refused to recog nize her aa such and Insisted upon giving her second prize. Tb first prlza waa a free trip to San Fran cisco for the winner and a compan ion and the aecond prize waa a free trip ot th Astoria Centennial. The plaintiff aaaerta that tha San Fran cisco trip for heraelf and friend will coat $150, and ah la suing for tbla amount She avera that ahe obtained subscriptions amounting to $200 for the paper. Mr. Thomaa denlea thla. Virtually the entire population of Mllwaukle la Intereated In the auit. and the trial la expected to attrack aa large a crowd aa a "Booster Day" celebration In the first capital of the atate. Many of Mllwaukle'a fairest young women are expected to take the stand for Miss Wlzenreid, and Mr. Thomaa realize that hla defenae will bave to- be etrong. It Is aald that the Judges of th contest changed their decision, first deciding In favor of tb young woman who took the trip to San Francisco and aubaequently in favor ot ' Mlaa Wlzenreid. A. H DOOUTTLE IS SERIOUSLY INJURED A. R. Doollttle, one of the well known reaidenta of thla city, waa aer loualy Injured Wednesday afternoon. Hla left leg waa broken at the ankle and two rlba were fractured. Mr. Doollttle, who la an employe of the L Adama-Btore, accompanied one of the delivery wagons to the home of J. Chambera on the West Side, where aome furniture was being taken. While passing along on of the roads leading to the Chambers home, Mr. Doollttle waa thrown from the wagon. Dr. If. S. Mount attended the injured man, and the patient la resting eaay. BEAVERS TAKE CLOSE GAME FROM OAKLAND PORTLAND. Sept. 20. (Special.) How thoae Portland boya are play ing! As Sam Jonea not Billy Sun day, both are big leaguera In tbelr profession uaed to say, th Beavers are copping the gamea through stick atlvenesa. When tbey went to the bat today ln th ninth Inning .the game stood 2 to 0 In favor of Oak land. The Beavers hammered out two runs In the ninth and got the winning one in the tenth. . Harkneas pitched for Portland and Ablea twirl ed for Oakland. The results Wednesday follow: Paclflo Coaat League Portland 3, Oakland 2 (10 Innings). San Francisco 5, Loa Angelea 4. Vernon 8. Sacramento 2. Northweatem League. Portland 4, Tacoir.a 2. Victoria 9, Spokane 8. Vancouver-Seattle game post poned because of rain' American League. Cleveland 12-4, New York K-5. Boston 3, Detroit 2. Chicago 6, Waahington 2. Philadelphia 3. St. Louis I. National League. New York 4 7, St. Loula 0-4. Chicago 1-0. Philadelphia 0-4. Cincinnati 7-12. Brooklyn 5-1. Pittsburg 3, Boston 2 STANDING. Paclf'e Coast. Won. Lost. P.C. Portland .... Vernon .... 3 ... 87 ... 4 . ... 82 .. 76 .... 72 67 73 83 64 3 .104 .680 .6R9 .632 .466 .449 .409 Oakland San Francisco 8vrramento , Loa Angeles . Northwa stern. i Won. Ist P.C. Vancouver 94 68 .619 Spokane ... 87 70 .655 Seattle 82 81 .640 Pdrtland ' . 79 73 .620 Tacoma 79 75 .513 Victoria 41 89 .315 . Are voti a aubs rlner to tha Morn ing Enterprise? II not yon should call and let a pa your nam on th sub scription Hat Immediately COUNTY FAIR TO SET NEW RECORD EXHIBITION PROMISES TO BE FAR SUPERIOR TO ANY EVER HELD BEFORE. BEST ATTRACTIONS ARE ENCAGED Sham Battle, Motor Cycle, Automo bile And Horse Racee To Fur. nlah Thrills Special Featurea Daily. Arrangements have been complet ed ' for the Clackamaa County Fair, which will be held at Canby, Septem ber 27. 28, 29 and 30. The exhibition will be the best ever glvsn In thla count, and the Indlcatlona are that th attendance will break all records made heretofore. On of the feaf turea will be the exhibit of the coun ty which won aecond prize at th Stat Fair. For the flrat day ''Scotch Day" tug of war racea will be on of the attractions. There also will be bag pipe music and a troupe of beautiful glrs dressed ln Highland costumes will dance. The girls were engaged In Portland, and they are expected to be a atelier attraction. A' tug-of-war between Molalla and Oregon City teama haa been arranged for the aecond day. There la great rivalry between the two teams and tbelr friends, and the tuBsel will be to a finish. There will be a motor cycle race In the afternoon, and It Is he desire of several entrants to amaah recorda held In thia part "of the state. "Oregon-Clty-Day,- September" 29, will, be the banner one of the meet. A special train will be run from thia city, and thousands of Portland real dents are expected to attend. Buai ness in this city virtually will aua pend, and almost the entire popular tlon will go to the fair. A sham bat tie between the Woodburn and Ore gon City companlea of the Oregon National Guard - will be the big at traction. That the imitation battle will be hard fought goes without aaying for the companlea have been r'.rila for a long time, and are de termined to display all of their mili tary prowess. It will be the flrat aham battle ever held In Clackamaa county, and will give the audience a suggestion, at least, of what' a real battle looks like. After th imitation fight there will be a competitive drill, and the win ners will be given gold medals. Representative of all the schools In the county will engage ln a track meet on the last, day, and, In the af ternoon, Charlea Hoyt, th only news paper reporter In Oregon who owns an automobile, and Chester Elliott, an automobile dealer of thla city, will race ln their big cara. The race un doubtedly will be the moat thrilling event of the fair. Hoyt showed rare ability a a driver two years ago when he beat a professional at the State Fair, and his friends are con fident that he will dispose of Elliott In short order. The latter, however, la a racer of no mean ability, and hla adheranta are Just aa confident aa thoae of his rival that ha will be the winner of the $100 offered by the fair association. Bronco busting also will be a fea ture of the last day, and there will be many other attractions AH local trains from - Portland and this 1 city will stop at the .; fair grounds,1 and there will be return trains on ached ulea convenient for all who wish to attend the fair. There will be trotting, running and pacing racea dally. O. E. Freytag haa arranged to have aeveral lecture delivered at the fair that will be of great interest to the farmers, growers and stockmen of the county. The men engaged to lecture are connected with the Ore gon Agricultural College. The sub jects will be Horticulture," "Agricul ture," "Stock and Dairying. There will be a round-table and question box, and the farmers, stockmen and fruitgrowers are requested to bring ln their questions and deposit them tn this box. and they will be announc ed before they return to their homes. MARGARET BUUP ANDH1ECCLESWED Announcements were received In ' thla city Wednesday of the marriage of Miss Margaret Blanche Bullock, formerly of Oswego, and Howard II. Ecclea, of Canby. The marriage was solemnized ln Portland Tneeday. Mr. and Mrs. Ecclea will be at home to their frlenda after November 1, at Canby. Til bride a daughter of Oregon pioneers, the late Mr. and Mra. A. If. Bullock, who died a few months ago at the old family horn at Os wego, where they bad reaided for years. She la well known and high ly respected ln Oawego, where ah has resided moat of ber lire. The bridegroom la on of Clackamaa county's successful teachers and haa made hla home at Canby fur many yeara. He also la connected with the Adklna Lumber Company, being manager and bookkeeper, with head quarters at Canby. Mr. Ecclea haa many friends throughout the county who extend to him and hla bride their best wlshea and congratula tions. SuDocrtbe for th Daily Rntarprtse 4 Th only daily twii fc 4 twn Portland n1 Salms airway lata In ovary ectlen Of Clka- 4) nil County, wtth a population of a) 30,000. Ar you an atfvortiaorf a) Pn Wui, 10 Ctarw P-LAY VITHIN PLAY, 'CHEESE.IT, COPS!' "DONT TELL MY WIFE" CHANG ED TODAY TO "DONT TELL ' THE GOVERNOR." . YOUNG MEN RIVAL SEASONED ACO Franklin Stock Company Gives Fin Peformanc After Youthful Troupe Is Put To - Rout By Pollco. Several young men, actons, some of them, of the best families In Oregou City, who should have known better, and will know better when they think the matter over calmly this morning, created a disturbance In Shively opera house last evening dnrs ing th performance of the fare comedy by the Franklin Stocy Com pany, "Don't Tell My Wife." The aforementioned young men took no chancea on the play being a comedy; they were certain that It would b a si m a4 v mrA tn m Inn Kl tmr1 mil about It thev arranged to furnish their share of the comedy. And they did. Hardly had the curtain been raised on the first act when th comedy started. The offending young men first created mirth by throwing pap er balls at each other.' Then they laughed, knd anchored each 'other until the performance waa repeated. Thla attempt to produce a play with in a play, a-la-Hamlet, waa too much for th organiat and ah quit Tha actor 'of th acheduled play com plained and finally Policemen Frost and Cook wer called. Their appear ance caused the Juvenile actors to beat It" But Mr. Frost says h has t.heir name and it Is possible tbat warrants will be sworn oat against them. ; After the departure of the comnot- Ing company th members of the Franklin Stock Company continnd their workr and gave a creditable pre sentation of "Don't Tell My Wife." Mr. Wolbert gave a fin Imperso mo tion of Felix Featherston and Mlaa Jesale Edwardes was delightful aa Mrs. Featherston. The cast was aa follows: Falls Featherston Wm. Wolbert Uncle John ........ Ronald Brad be ry Harry Prendergaat .... Steve Burton Saunders . ., L. M. Livingston Mrs. Featheratone ..Jessie Bdwarde Ethel Granger Florence Henry Penelope Lyndaay Drlscoll 8YNOPSIS. ACT I. Sitting room at th Feath erstone'a. ACT II. The same. ACT III. The same. SUNDAY SCHOOL PRIZES TO BE GUI UT Prizes will be awarded to the Sun day achool children of St Paul's church for good work, during the sum mer this evening. The Sunday achool of St Paul's church did not take a vacation thla year, the Rev. Mr. Rob inson, the rector, took personal charge, letting the faithful teachers take a rest Each Sunday question papers were given out and the anawy era explained. During the past week the children, more than seventy-five of whom were present each Sunday during the summer, have been work ing on an examination given them hy the rector. Two gold medals will be awarded tonight for the beat pap ers from the boys and girls, knd four silver medals for the aecond and third best paper. The prize papers will be read In the church after th evening service at 7:30 o'clock. As the prizes are exceedingly handsome the children are eager to learn the result I? 1 FOR ONLY 10 NTS Today SANTA CRUZ BEACH AND CLIFF DRIVE. (Drama.) IN THE PAR 18. BLUMS (Drama.) VIENNA, AUSTRIA (Scenic.) THE BARON (Comedy.) THE GRAY WOLVES . (urama.) EXTRACTING PALM JUICE IN THE FOREST (Educational.) . THE VILLI AN FOILED (Comedy.) o The Grand Can You Cect It? I.