Morning enterprise Saturday, june 21, ion. SHAM BATTLE TO BE ATTRACTION AT FAIR OREGON CITY COMPANY TO TAKE PART AUTOMOBILE RACE IS PLANNED. The management of the Clackamas County Fair la making preparations for many special attractions and amusements to entertain the crowds that mill attend the fair on the last four daya of September. Major C. 8. Noble of Oregon City, will probably have charge of the sports and amusements. Major Noble has had much eiperlence in this Une, both In Scotland and In this country. Among the attractions will be a sham battle in which the Oregon City com pany of the Oregon National Guard will take part. This will give resi dents of this county a chance to see military maneuvers for the first time here. The "battle" will be fast and exciting and it is predicted that thous ands will witness the exhibition. It Is the plsn of the management to hare the battle on Oregon City day when a special train will take the people to the grounds. In sll probability the automobile race will be held on Saturday, as this will no doubt be the greatest attrac tion at the fair. Entries will be open to all stork cars and already several owners have signified their intentions of entering. Among the other attractions will be tugs of war between the towns of the county, and races and games. The prospects for the fair are better than ever before and nothing will be left undone to make this the banner fair, XX CI Latowretts) van oa Wednesday for McMlnnville. where he will attend the commencement exercises of the Baptist college, when his daugbter, Miss Ruth Letourette will be gradual ed. Mrs. Latourette left several days ago for McMlnnville, and will also at end the exercises. Edward and Otto Duel went to New Era on Bandar to visit their unci. A. Durst and family, of Union Mills. were In Clarkes on Sunday. Mr. and MrMa. Solomon Click and has mother visited his sister, Mrs. Hofatetter ou Sunday. WAMTI-wmii advertisements for this column. Prices very reason able. See rates at head of coHssa. SIR DAVID PEAKS Dy EDWARD D. TWET.DALE Ooi'vruM by American TreM Asm dailon. I'.'il. 110 REWARD rur the arrest am conviction of any person or persons, who unlawfully remove copies of The I Morntus Enterprise from the ! premises of aubacrlbers after paper has been placed there by carrier. FALKENBERQ STEALS TH BAG IN FIVE SEASON i 'TTTTT H IRQ The thft of s lwe by Cy Fslkeuberg of the Cleveland Americana f Nig Clarke si St. Loul eei-ently Kim not an un precedented vveut. surprlslug an it may nave read when It wa flashed over the wires. Fred stole a base Isst scasou and also one In 1907. making three atoleu bases for him In live sen.-ioua. Ity getting such an early start, how ever, the elongate! pitcher uiuat b Intending to go after Eddie Colllna' laurels. J voxunorumt. Why Is a very amusing inau like bad" shot? Because be keeps the game alive Whk-b la a 'woman's favorite word 1 The last one. When people are quarreling out of doors wbst should they do? Co-ln-clde go lnsldet. If 1 were In tbe auu and you wi oot of It wbst would the sun become! Sin. Who Is tbe oldest lunatic on record! Time out of mind. Why sre some doctors like wood COCKS? Because tbet prwn jg bills Wbeo does s fsruier double up s beep wit hoof nnrtlne It? When be folds IL Which la tbe rudewt turd in et htteore? The mocking bird BUNGALOWS are the popular style in home architecture. I specialize on designing and building bung alows that are convenient in arrangement, homelike in ap pearance. At Moderate Cost If yon are thinking of build ing call and see me, or phone for an engagement. Clarence Simmons CONTRACTOR & BUILDER Ninth and Main Streets. Prions Pac-Msln 3292. Cams Jersey 'Dairy Headquarters for FRESH MILK, CREAM, BUT TERMILK. DAIRY and CREAM ERY BUTTER, EGG8. Deliv ered to any part of city. Special Delivery on Sunday. 709 Seventh St, Opposite City Park. OREGON CITY, OREGON. MAI FORM NEW LEAGUE. Eight City Cirsuit Will Be In Operatien Next Seaaen if Plsns Den't Fail. . A new Class A league will be In op ration In 1912. says s prominent man in baseball. It Is nominally designed to give the patrons of the one club major league cities a chance to see continuous base ball, bat really Is Intended to be a permanent check on the expansion pol icy of the ambitious Americsn associn tkn. The new league ss plsuued at a secret conference recently will be msl up of Cincinnati. Pittsburg. Detroit Cleveland, a club on the north side ot Chicago and clubs In three cities yet to be selected. Its players will, according to th plan, be mainly the extm recruits or the sixteen major teams, who will tbu obtain steady employment, s bette. chance to show their actual value aid an opportunity of quick recall to b fastest company. A schedule of 140 games, with Sund.iv ball in Detroit Cleveland and Cincinnati wben tb Tigers, Napa snd Reds sre on tdo rosd and Sunday ball every week In Chics go is part of tbe program oo tbe ca r J j,,hed pet now. : While In lh. detective IuihIiicmm I scut msn to slate rin for two years. Before he went up he reproached me, with tears' In his eyes, becsimo I hud tskeu livelihood front his wife and children. I felt so sorry for theui Hint kept the wolf from the door dui'tii: the term of the husltaud and father's ltnprlwuueut. When he waa dia charged be came to nie, lhauked l:n and said If It ever came In his wsy b would do me good turn. Some time after this I received an anonymous note stating that IVin Mc Donnell would attend an evening func tion to be given by Nsthnnlel Ames, prominent In society, thst ntght, for the purpose of plunder. McCouncll bsd got away with perhaps a hundred thousand dollars of loot, snd there were rewsrds out for him to the amount of SUO.Ooa If I could nab him I would be well set up. I rather fan cied tbe information had come from the crook who family I bad befriend ed, though I confess It was tbe first bit of gratitude from a criminal I had ever heard of. Unfortunately I didn't get the Infor mation till about 10 o'clock at night. I got into evening dress, hurried round to the house In question snd was ushered up to the men's robing room. I had thrown off my wraps and was going downstslrs through a hall when I saw a gentleman coming out of one of the rooms. He gsve an In voluntary stsrt upon seeing me, but he persued his wsy while f. walking slow ly as I psssed the room from which bo bsd made an exit.. looked In. From the apparel I ssw lying shout snd other Indications I judged It wss a lady's bedroom. This msde mo suspect thst the msn who hsd emerged from It hnd had no business there. Could It be thst I had bad the luck to light on Mct'onncll on my very entrance? I hurried down stairs and ssw tbe man I bad observed Just going up to spesk to the boat snd hostess. "Who is that gentleman?" I asked. "Sir Dartd Teaks, sn Eugllshmsn re cently arrived. In search of sn Ameri can wife, they ssy. He brought let ters to Mr. Ames. I believe." siy nopes or sn easy And were Miss Emma Kleinamith has recov ered from a sore throst. Eugene Kleinsinlth nresched in Volia last Butulsy IJeorge Clarke hauled ahtngles last week. Mr. Hanson and his son Dsn. of Portland, vlsltsd In Clarkes. Toey went mountain-climbing. Mr. IJmtou haa finished his houss snd fa ready to move In IL Sam Klmer was in town isat wesa WILLIAMS' KIDNEY PILLS. Have you overworked your nervous system and cauaed trouble with your kidneys and bladder? Have you pains In loins, elds, back and bladder? Have roii a flabby appearance of tbe face, and under the eyea? A frequent desire lo pass urine? If so, Willlsms' Kidney Pills will cure you Druggist, Price 50c. Willlsms Mfg. Co., Props., t'leve. Is ml. O. For sals by Huntley Ilroe snd Jones Drug Co. Woman's World A Little Engliah Girl Whom Every One Must Addraaa a Ma'am. EMLnC'IDERED GOWNS. Thoy Are Fashionable In White and Caleead Deeerstisns. raises masy or bsoland. Several of the most powerful men In baseball have been planning tbe new league, and there seeos s likelihood that tbe desl will be put through. WAGNER IN FINE, FORM. Old CALL ON F. D. Stutges "When yoo wish to hire an automobile. At Elliott and Parks Garage. REASONABLE Homo Phones A-72, B-80. Pacific 3302. WILDWOOD HOSPITAL Oregon City . Furnished with operating room, ward and private rooms. -, Graduate Nurses Psc 2243 HoraeD-298 B AS E BALL - RECREATION PARK, CAr. Vsughit and Twenty-fourth Sts. TACOMA PORTLAND June 20, f1, 22, 23, 24, 29. , Gsmea Bsgln Wsskdsys at $ p. m. : v " Sundays, a:S0 P. M. LADIES' DAY FRIDAY. r Tdsf u Free- to Bleachers ' . . f-day. ::. From that time forward I kept my eye open for a upli-lous character. McConnell hsd never been convicted and no picture of him hsd yet been taken. Feeling some one Jwtle sgslnst me from behind. I turned and there was Sir David. He becred nir narrfon with Lfl n i. v .i nnH. rioaponaioie rer Many et an EnglUb sreent snd psssetl on. It Pirate Vistsrtes. wsxn't ten minute before I ssw the Hans Wagner is keeping the promise i host romlnr for me with an omlnmia bo made Manager Fred Clarke at the I look on his fs-e. close of the 1810 sesson. I "Hsve you received sn invitation Folio wing the poor work of the Fly- herer he ssked. log Dutchman Isst yesrrthe boas Buc--! "No: haTe tou V I ret-MM without caneer naa a conference with him be- ahowinr the Im,i tia.-nmnn.nra for Fred departed for his Kansas ' though I felt thst something bad gone home last October. He Informed him ! against me. plainly Just wbst the Pittsburg club ! "Confound you, sir; I live here." "Well, all I have to ssy to you Is that you live In a deuced fine house." I was trying to gain time to art wsy from several listeners. While we were talking Sir David came up and heard the dialogue. Then he broke lu: That's a favorite way of robbery among tbe London crooks. They go to functions aa guests snd tske away the Jewelry. You'd better search him." I wss marched Into a room by the host and two others, where there was no one to see wbst wss going on, snd searched. Whst was my astonishment at the finding In a pocket In tbe skirt of my dress coat of a brooch belonging to one of tbe young ladles of the Ames fsmily. Like lightning, my bsvlng seen Hit DsTld Peaks coming out of a ladles' bedroom and his having Jostled me cast a flood of light on the situation. He was M'Connell personating a knight, which he could well do since he bad come from among the better English classes, being his family's black abeep. Knowing that I had seen him leaving a room in which be had no right, he bad slipped tbe brooch Into my pocket and then In some way directed tbe host's sttentlon to me. "I'm caught," I ssld. "I have s confederate In the house. Telephone tbe police and permit no one to leave till they come. Keep quiet; you don't want a disturbance, I'm aure." "Who's your confederate?" "ne whom you call Sir David Peaks. Watch bim for tbe present, but don't accuse him." They all sneered at this, but called tbe police. I asked them to tell Char lie Bowers to come also. "Bowers knows me," I explained. "I'm an old offender." . They did watch Sir David, though they would not admit to me that they srere doing so. Wben the police came. Bowers and another man In plain clothes were admitted by a back door. "Charlie," I said, "McOonnell, whom you're been looking for. Is In this bouse, masquerading as Sir Darld Peaks Just arrived from London. Ask tbe host to rail him in here." The host reluctantly consented and Sir David, who had been vainly trying to get out without being seen, was In- Tited to the conference. I thrust my hand Into his pocket and pulled It out full of Jewelry. Bowers Touched for ma, and I re ceived the next day a check from Mr. Ames for a substantia amount. T also got all tbe reward offered. I 'v. f , - ' To be a king's dsugbter Is all very well in a fairy tale, but most klugs daughters hsve far from an easy life There Is the little fourteen-year-old daughter of I he king and queen ot England. She baa lessons tbsi would ebsme many an Americsn college gtrL for a prlocsHS' educstlon ends si seventeen or eighteen, and there are many things which he mum learn thst ordiusry girls are not troubled with. For luMtance. abe uiual be prunVini In several languages snd hsve guml working knowledge of tbe history l different oatloua. particularly then modern history. She must Iw somethiui: of an artist and luuak-lsn. and If bei mother la a person of housewifely tastes, as is Priurexs Mary's toother. then her spare moments sre Oiled up with Instructions lu regard to cooking, baking, bonaekeeplog and aewlng. Wbeo tbe little princess goes to visit her grandma. Queen Alexandra, iba royal lady initiates her lum tbe art of dairying, which to the daugbter of a king of Denmark la a vary Important matter. Then her father Insists ihsi bis dsugUter tuaat not neglect br horseback exercise or other outdoor sports. In wblcu nowadays all smart young Englishwomen excel. It will be seeu that tbe little English princess has no lift of leisure. The only girl lu a family of four boys, all of tbem lively aud fond of fun. It may oe juagea tnat toe princess Das no chance to become) self conscious 'ot rain. One of tbe latest court rules Is that very one not of royal rank must sd dress the little girl aa "ms sm." and It Is funny to Americana lo see grsy nsirea dowagers courtesy Ing to the seventeen year-old Prince of Wales and gravely answering bla little slater with prim "Yes. ms'sms" and "No ma'ams." . 'V. I v I ' ' ' sVVav lOointe for Mothers 'r few lnua. ... usy. Ju,t or Bt, hard rubber ZJ?'? It kills th, garni,, f tt It tllatlun, l.u "hi , -' ,uoom tk,V noluds. ih. ii?" ouiniiTuv iTw:""1"- "'.. u"'0"1?. owy n sraLsr astssoioKBT. This pretty gown, appropriate for a girl's grsdustloo or fur sfiermmo wesr during I be summer. Is made of llneu. hesvtly eoibruldered on ' klrt and waist. Il Is dolabed with a knotted girdle of velvet Mis I falls bsifway down tbklru ' - , Lingerie di pretty this year. simple too. Tbe girl with amre nun art exceedingly and they are iiulte - .Infantile Paralysis. Infantile paralysla Is a germ disease Being a germ disease, lufsnllle psrsly Is Is coiniiiiinlcalile from person lo person. It Is contagions aud Infei tloiis. The germ la mainly taken Ihruugb the nose. It Is coiuuiunlceted by mesne of the nassi aiacnsrge. Wherever MMlble hiintUerchlefs should be destroyed when stilled In any event, they should lie thoroughly boiled. ' ' ' The use of the pocket bsndkerchlsf. however. Is not sufficient lo protect a child from Infection The usssl pits age and throat should be kept tbor tughly sterilised. A mouth snd uoe saab of hydrogen H-roiMe may be aaed for the purpose. This uisy be sp plied with an atomiser or oiber form of spray. Children should be made lo avoid tbe flltb of the atrweta L'uiler no clrcum- atancea ahould they buy fruit or can dice whlw have been vxpumMj a the dual charged air of the streets. Do net let your children Indulge la kissing lufsntlle psrslysls uisy very readily be spread In Just that way. Above all. keep your child clean. . These precautions are more neces ssry In the summer mouths," but It would not be unwlso lo practice tbem the whole year rOR BALE Spar la asj It . osii mat old p0 sol... t ft. L don't .... i. .... " wf0 -- ,s antra four new on. 1 surchassl JONAH AND DANIEL Copyri.1,1. !. A. ' l lrw ' Wbeu Albert t hn to marry bliu u.- not believe lite "ked i una 'nM ...' II,,! -h A . - via Wbaie nwnii.ikmi ... t. ....... . m f una insir beard ber ssy fouriiii. I went v dis . . tliuas. Wbeu Anna I'rim re.. Villi IinilHlltl thst be- did bilev OiMs Fsr Children. Tbe Joy of - welcoming a new baby Into tbe family oft eu Ouda expression la deluging tbe oewcoiuer wlib offer lags and loksns No gift can be loo bars atuck In hi. ii.r..ul ,j (6Z! vmvj. i Dim to oeatb lu uo time iww arauui-rvuia ana auiiog sootB i "Well, wbsl sre II.. im sna lie 1Brf I ti-l III awallovfed Jonah. I.m ld not iii( that Daulel waa ia. lo ibnta. uL bad rem.stediy M VUh, -lf J esH-e seemed a irtittiiat Uilug. sua Ibri! wont ahead aud were warrleu. J! waaul a mouth befure iii,7 4 ', Ciaas, it waant two iN-r.ii tuwui, rlllagj of Carrol knew mm hcqoiJ n iiTiug uiinappny "Albert." Ibe wile suuid aa;, , must have ibouglu mi Wl.r bm Ing a fool. Can milk paur "Of courae not." "Tbea bow could a sliul hari.i lowed a man? 1 tell ymt j(lui W0Mj BMrrj' WIJS Photo by Amerioao' prcaa Association. sjrs WAOssB, prmauBO's saoBTMTor. VETIJUS would expect of blm this yesr, aud Honus promised that ha would do as required. uouns Is keeping bis word. Ha Is playing magnificent ball from every angle and Is a most potent factor in every victory credited to the Pirate crew. For a few days the big fellow suffered a slump in bitting, but it was not much felt, because at that time all tbe other members of tbe team were bitting. Now Wagner Is doing most of tbe clouting. Wagner has been fielding In fins style, and, though he bas made severs errors, they hare been due to bis ac tlvlty and willingness to gn after chances which ordinary players would not even tackle. The Flying Dutchman (Lf playing as good ball as ever in bis career, and bis friends declare be Is delighted with bis own showing and Is determined to keep It up right through tbe campaign BASE HITS Connie Mack's son Earl isn't mak log good with Scran ton as a catcher. "The greatest play I ever saw, sayi Manager Csntlllon of Minneapolis, "waa wbeo John Anderson stole sec ond with tbe bases full." "Lefty" Buaaell. Connie Mack's $12. 000 beauty, la tbe Buba Marquard of the Am erica a league.. Ha Isn't show ing much in hla early games. Base stealers like Cobb. Bescber, Collins and Magea are starting a big revival lu a department of play In which the old timers excelled the mod ems. Cleveland critics cbarga that Larry Lajole covers second base to perfec tion, but doesn't assist the shortstop lo guarding the middle bag aa ha should. He allows the shortstop to shift for himself. As a result the Isft slda of Iba Infield la sreak. Ssvsd Hla Wl's's Life. "My wife would have been in her grave today," writes O. H. Brown, of Muscadine, Ala., 'If it had not been for Dr. King's New Discovery. She waa down in her bed, not able to gat up without help. She bsd a severe bronchial trouble) and - a dreadful cough. I got hef g bottle of Dr. King's New Discovery, and she soon began to mend, and waa well In a short time." Infallible for con is and colds. It's the most reliable remedy on earth for desperate lung trouble, hemorrhages, Isgrlppe, asthma, hay fever, croup and whooping cough. 50c, 11.00. Trial bottle free. Guaranteed by Jonas Drug Co. . CHOOSING WALL PAPER. Its Light Rsflocting Quslitios Should 8 Conaidered. No paper reflects sll the light which falls on It but the brightest of all papers would lie- white blotting psper. if thst were allowable on the walla White blotting paper reflects four fifths of Ibe Unlit. Tbe remaining Oftb it sbsorbs snd renders useless. Ordl nsry foolscap la le bright, swallow Ing thn tenth and reflecting only seven-tenth-t Taking thee as the brightest pos slble impers. we can see how s room may be treated ao as to be cheerfully luminous or ss gloomy ss a prison Tbe range it ao si-eat flint mm nn tnsks the walla of one room fourteer. to alxteen times darker than another annougD tbe sama smount of light enters both. Tbe brightest wall paper is tbe while figured, while white and gold Is slmosi aa effective in throning back tbe light falling on It. It may be taken as reflecting nearly aeven-tentbs Next comes chrome yel low paper, which reflect six-tenths, and this is followed closely by orange paper. reflecting 'five-tenths of the light Yellow wsll paper and ysllow nslnt ed walla give back only four-tentha of toe light; they swallow up more tbno they reflect and light pink paper la just a trifle less bright Light blue paper la rather deceitful Contrary to whst one would exiiect it absorbs three-fourths of the light BUYING RIBBON. How te Knew What Width te Aak the Sslsawoman For. Very few women bare emuped the annoyance of trying nnauccess fully to buy ribbon of a particular width. When one considers the ques tlon It Is quite natural that mnnufiic turers should turn It out Iq certain ataple widths, hut the difficulty Is thnt rery few of u know Just what these widths sre When ribbons srs need as much as this summer our trouble re multiplied -- Here are the numbers and their cor responding widths Cut this out and keep II for reference next time you need rlbbo approiimurely a certain width; No. t ibabyi. 8-1fl Inch; No. ft-lrl Inch; No 2. Inch: No . incti; No ft. IMO Inch: No. 7 I -1rt Inches; No , W, Inches; No. VI. 1 IM4 Inches. No. 1. 2 inches; No 40. 8V4 Inches; No, (V). 4 Inches Tberesre other Intermediate widths. of rounsrisTMheae are tbe most usual ntea on ber bsmls may employ them profitably lu beadl.ig a fro k for sum mer. White Is the most popu'lsr msfs rtsl. snd I he color srbentr la given by colored headwurk or by embroidery thst simulates beadwork A Utile around tbe neck and aleeve. a Hue around the walat end. If you wUh. a little more around tbe beti are quite aufflclent Tbe walsi for the lingerie frisk mat be msde wlib s aqiisre. round. oiuicit or Just a collartens neck Tbe H-snnt aleeve la still correct, bill II U gettlus snorter, an inch or ao above the elbow being tbe preferred length Make your dress with s slightly ri ed wslst line snd wesr a lreitv sash GIRL'S MUSHROOM HAT. Less Ribbene snd Flwre'embinrf Msks a Dainty Chapoaw. Muahroom hais of isi-eor rmbruldeiy are very popular for riitle girls. I hey may be easily fashioned by the ama teur milliner, nine no great skill Is required in sdjuatlng the soft isre over tbe wire frame. A few koota of ribbon . or clusters of tlnvllowers knotted here and there among Ibe isce fond uncles aud sywusthetk' friends all wish lo attest tbeir Inter est In sums tangible wsjf. aud "wbal lo give" baby rouilnuse lo be a source of anxiety throughout Its career It seems almost a lOoje-to, think of Ibe large amounts espeuded upon toys wboae usefulness are over la a dsy. Why dose oot aotus one ihluk of the future and give things that are really worth while and which will give real pleasure leter oaf Think of Ik Joy of possessing a good library wbeu one kt old enough lo fully appreciate It! Some gtrla pun naa strings of well matched pearls whose beginnings were formed wben they were Hoy tola and who received oue at a lime as birthday gifts. Seta of silver forks and spuous hsve also beeo gathered together In tbla way. and pictures wbs-b fesve some true snlstlc value II la true that all Ibeee things are af but ecani Interest to tbe very young buy or girt, but ss Ibey grow older tbetr Interest Is awakeoed. and a real appreciation for possessing beautiful things Is found to be a greet delight Methersrsft Pse eye. Motbercraft for buys is ibe newest thing In ibe vsrtous setl!emota la Ibe east aide of New York Hoys are taught 10 help I heir mothers st borne. Motbercraft Includes care of tbe be by. cooking, dressmsklng. Isundry work, borne mensgemeut. borne hygleue and many other things. "I think lbs lime soon will come," said a sett lement. worker, "wbeu hoys throughout the country will be laughi domestic economy Just as are girls Among Ibe poorer rlsaaee men fre quently sre out of employment and tbe women rsn find work. Naturally tbe husband abould be able during hl Idleness to altsnd lo tbe household du dee. Tbe sooner a boy lesrns much about tbe care of tbe borne ibe better fitted be will be la aa emergency lo look after ibe borne. U abould be trained to help bis mother. Then be will be preps red lo help bis wife." CHILD'S LAOS WAT. are the only trimming required These bats are most appropriate for wear with white lingerie dresses. Children's bats seem to be prettier man ever, whether we consider I hem In the rough and ready sailor shspes ror morning wear or In tbo "more elaborate creations for fnll dress. To? hesdgear of even tbe tiny lota Is pic turesque. Bonnets for little ones are made of white liberty sstlu. They are close fitting, but the sstln Is fulled 00 tbe crown, the bsnd around the face being plain. Embroidered side pieces are act In. Tbe most attractive designs re tiny forget menot wreaths. Where Ibe ribbon ties are aet on there are rosettes of tbe white sstln. In tbe cen ter of which are tiny rosebuds. Embroidered oattsle cans have the nniest bouquets of pink and blue flowers set ou tbe left aide of tbe front. A Bey's Frlsnds. Welcome Tom. Dick or Harry If he la your boy's friend Treat blm wlib aa much respect as you would an older person. Ills friend's retnerks will In fluence your son mightily In bis regard for bome. Moreover. If ibe friend Is undesir able your boy will more saslly see It In tbe refinement of bome. Outside be msy be a hero; within, all bis defects stand out Encourags your boy to bring bis friends home. You can see bis asso clatee then, and be does not need in go out to see them. Evenings at Hams. Mothers, don't keen your tired mo ments for lbs evening. Rest. If need be. In ibe afternoon, for you bare eery Important work lo do later on. Be ready to play games. 10 accompany songs, even to dance, for there la ooth ng so good or ao Jolly, and many per fect dancers have been made at borne If the bome Is a proper club It will have Its dramatic society. Its choir, Us band. Its parliament. Ita lending libra ry, Ita smoking concede and Ita "la dles' nlgbt" Yon can make tbe boys Ibluk there la no place like bome If you like. Creehst Soaks. -Pretty little socks are made for baby In handmade lacework. Tbey are ex tremely floe and of ao Intricate de sign, but I hey would be pretty and serviceable If made from soft cotton In any pretty crochet stitch, snd the woman who is bandy with tbe book con Id easily msks thorn w'lboui a pat- ssrn. ARC YOU DIAFf Ostl Old Qleves. The palms of old kid glovea make very serviceable kneecaps, wblcb can be stitched Into children's stock I bm. thus avoiding constant darning, while the arms of long evening glovea make good polishes or bandy receptacles for carrying a silver toilet aet when Ita owner la on a Jonrnsy, Cstarrh fa Probably the Cauae. Rid of the Cause. If you have catarrh tnd have oon- stsnt ringing nolsea In your eara look Into the matter at once. It's a pretty sura sign that catarrh la spreading and (a making Ita way through the Eustachian tubea that lead from the noae to the eara. When catarrh gets to tbe eara par tial deafness follows. If you hare ringing nolsea In your eara go to Hunt ley Bros, today and get a HTOMEI outfit and drive out catarrh. To cure catarrh HTOMEI ahould be breathed through the Hyomel Inhaler mail furr the buehaod would query la tvftf. "Made to eat folks Always ita! gry? Alwsys after s ! tbmT if Deo lei bsd beeu rait among ibra y would bave been dog a meat la in seconds. How you mo lwilve set nonsense Is twyfiud me. ' Morning, noon snd utgui It waa J nab and DsoM. Living wltb ber son 0t mhos 11; waa an old woiuau named A 11 si J drib Benson. Kite was frquatly b tbe village and beard all tbe stasia. She WSS being well treated at arr eon's, but sfter bearing ao murhibusi Jonsb and I Hi n lei a lirlcbi hies rts to ber. She weul to' town aud riiiet on-MrsL-XUn--4!l wsa au-tiour after dinner, and Mrs. Cliff waa till farksa over wbst bsd been asul st lb nowa day ousel. "Look here, now." began lbs ti woman after a bit. "ymt ar right is yoor husband Is wrong Nfr la lbs living world did lbs wliais awsliev Jonsb." - iTbsl'a wbsl I'vs told Albtrt 1 thousand times tvr." replied llrt wife. "But he's s reguisr turns abet It He-woutdn't-grveHB 1f hs wi die for It." "Bat you can't keep on tola nj, yon know." "Of course oot I shall bar tj leave him." "Well. I dunno about that. I'vtnt- ed to tell you of a case I koew abeat A husband and wlfs used to dH'ti about Ibe Bible Just aa you oV Met tber would give In. Jul aa tseyeey going to sepsrste the wife a aset came and posted ber wbat to 00. Wtl wss oot lo spesk lo ber hubsid M three months' "But bow could Ibey set iking lkl wayf "Why, through the sunt kVt spoke through ber. Khe acted 11 1st medium." ' "But I bare, no aunt to come serv.' "No. you poor child, and llul i 1 errand. I bave come 10 say tkal I will lake, an aunt's place m stand .It. but In a month bell I down on bla knees to you and girt if Joosh." "Tea. I iblnk so." replied "Tee, he's got to give ni me er Je nab. Wben t-so you i-oineV'. "Why. right now. I cao seed my clothes, you know." "And wbo'a to exphiln m Albert' "1 am. You are 001 m sneiik is ' at all. Mebbe he'll csrs 111 H s If be don't then ws miwi niaM Ured" It wae settled Ibal way. When busbsod csms boms tc niM'l" ,MI night be found a stTuntte wutuas . tbo bouse and bis wife n I01 Aa be looked for au i.iniit"i n Beoson gave her nsme ami sdilea: "Mr. Cliff, you believe in Js the wbale, I undersiand .' "You bet I do." . "And you don't believe In DsbW m the lions' denT "You bet I don't r "Well, your wife b" !,l,,'d . , spesk to you sgsln until ymi ou" e "Then I wou't sieiik lo lief." "Tbsl's what I sm here for. All" Ing will be done through me: I . noi favor etlber you or ymit m sund neutral." . Bo the allly. foolish project out nod of course ihlogs were nsMf worse than before. ' , .hu. .M man did SlUff BT self at table? How she did g"l P '""I lunches.' Mb ordered whaler "I cbose from Ibe grm-ery. and whw KmmA mtm eaved stNltll " couldn't ass snvtblng. HUf was ih"1 ss ths dove of iH-sce. slid I" TV never hsd sw b a good Mine I" M" " .'. She even wort Mrs. Clicrssiotn told Mr. Cliff to his fs.-e thai to buy lump siigsr for lea iu,rt,V granulated! also that sne v -to fresh meat three tiroes a M- I Tbe end came at lasi. and f'11 I months befure Mrs. Bemm ". ) lated on If. Rhe was si i,lA" , gossiping une afternoon when jwrs nsntsr came home for a tool bis wife alone and weeping and looked at hfr for a nilnnts. then his besrt smote hlro. and claimed: , - . "Anns, dnrn Jonah. - j c j "Albert durn Wlf' nht r-t-' throngh ber lesrs. . "I've been fooir . "And so have IT ' , iB, And wben Ann. JC. J got the bounce, and here another Biblical dlpul t.tni1 r r a