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An Account of, the' befsna
of an American Ctrl 1
In Munich
By T. A. MITCH EL
Copyright by Am-lon Prssa Ao-
elatlon. IM1 ,-
On Tuning In Munich a party of
mark-ana were slttlug at a table lo
th llofbraubaua onteuxIMy for test-
lag the famous beer of that city, but
Mil to view the different mma
about them- Tbe party consisted of a
Mr. and Mr Hathoroe, their son
nnr ami twentr-two: their daucb-
ter Grave, aired twenty, ami Sir Cll
"Ogleaby. a yc-un HrlUjh barouet
whom they had Taction tberr travels.
At a near table several younji Herman
offlcera were, drinking ami chatting lu
'a rery lood ton. At a third table,
alone, was a young man. anil. since be
.bad no one to talk to. bis nationality
did aot appear, lie looked, however,
like either an Eogllshmun or an Auier-
kan.
But It was not Ion before tola
'young man waa awakened from hi
quiescence by a remark made by one
of tbe German officer alttlnit near. It
waa evident from a (limb on bla face
that be understood tbe language In
whlcb tbe military men were convers
log and what they said displeased htm
Thla la what he beard:
"Those people over there are Eng
Huh."
n-wtTOhJ-tttednPTgstrcrne'of
;
m9WKThMMWX. TOO RATI MADS A M1B-
them."
The girl ta very pretty. I would
""" Ilk to kiss -her." ''
, "You might do so and not be called
.' to account These English don't Cgbt"
"Nor the Americans."
... 'A slight flush overspread tbe .fea
tores of tbe young man at the third
table when one of the officers said be
. would like to kiss Miss Uathorne.
Between tbe sexes, especially young
' people, there are sign expressions that
staud In the place of words. Grace
. Hat borne' s eye happened to Itgbt on
the man sitting alone at the moment
he Hushedr-lrdarted from" hTm" to the"
officers, and the two Items gave ber
a dew. Tbey were talking about her
and bad excited the indignation of the.
youDg civilian. Uer father, her broth
er andtbe Britisher all sat unmindful
of what was going on. till Grace, feel
ing uncomfortable, said she was tired
jndwlshed to go to tbe hotel. Tbe
party arose, and aa they did so one of
' the officers, who waa bait drunk, threw
'ber a kiss with tbe words. "Goodby.
beautiful daughter of Albion."
The situation was painfully embar
rassing. Every man In tbe Uathorne
party knew that resenting tbe Insult
would bring a challenge from tbe Ger
man. Sir Cllve Oghby grew very red
In the face; George Uathorne started
toward the Germans, but his mother
caught the skirt Of his coat and held
him back. Sir. Hathoroe drew his
daughter's baud under his arm and
marched ber out of the Uofbrauhaus.
The others of the party followed, show
ing grent Irritation.
.When they bad gone the young mau
at the third table drew a leather case
.from his pocket took out a card, re
turned the case, arose and. passing over
- . the few ateps between him and the of
ficers, laid .H.d'.re before the one who
had perpetrated the Insult. It read,
- ''Ward Clay bourne. Kentucky. U. 8. A."
"Gentlemen," be said, "you have
made a mistake In these people whom
you have Insulted. Only one Is Eng
llsb; tbe others are countrymen of
mine. Ton are right In assuming that
they do not light They are brought
up In a different school. Fortunately
for them, however, my education In
four line has not been neglected. I
will trouble you for a written apology,
which I will be happy to transmit to
the lady you have Insulted."
, The man who bad received tbe card
motioned to one of his comrnden. who
:, asked Mr. Claybourne's address and
? - promised to bring a reply Immediately.
- Having given It the Kentucklao with
, - flrtw. His ensllenge. for thst Is what
vy It amounted to, somewhat sobered the
viucera, especially the one who bad re
cetred !t He was a good swordsman
but be knew nothing about tbe Amer-
- lea a He had read in some book that
Kenrackiana were very expert with a
' v weapon called tbe bowle knife, but
w uoi .w.re mat mat peruxi bad
- na; passed. He knew also that an
, r apolowr was due from him. But. being
. ', an army mail be dared not refuse a
.j. . challenge. His second ealled on Clay-
. bourne and said that If an apology
Aire Yoti a Sttbsct'tbti to the
If The Morning Cntarprla la to h aa iuecessful aa th latafests of Oregon
; City demand It must neede hay th support of alL Th new dally has
a big work bafora. lt la boosting Oregon Qty aud Clackamas County. Tour
.support means mora strength for thawork.
MlypBiywtt owit tnietestsf
I Jo ' ' to Paid in adyahca
na.W your, nam sns raraltun. . ' , !V "
waa dn It wii da l J0
and not re Mm. Ha would tbsceor
accent the challenge.
It so nappeued that the llathornea
and Claybourue were atopplng at the
same hotel. Mls Hal home. Sir Olive
....i ... two Americans were
titina Id the louuisliK room talking
over the dlaKreeahl Incident of the
evening when Mlaa Haibome saw one
of tbe oltlcere she had seen ai
ti.,f.nnlii mm Into the hold. Ill
few mtnulea she saw bliu go oul
accompanied as far as the dor by the
...,., of the third table There
was a piiMlod bos on her faje for a
few momenta; then she paled. Could
It be that thla man who had flushed
when the officers were looking at her
mken iiD (be matter lu her ue
I fenseT .. a .
After the Ulcer's departure ahe saw
riavbourne go Into the writing room
Etciudng herself to thou with her; she
.pu. tnw He waa Bitting at
1 jMk m-nrim? the oulr nerson In the
.im She stooil looking at Dim
through a very large aud very bean
tlful pair of eye. He rose' and
stood
.deferentially.
"Are you EuglUhr she asked.
"American."
"Would vou mind assuring me that
the visit Just paid you 1ms uothlng to
do with tuer
Claybourne waa atumped. , He made
no reply.
"Is there to be a dueir she went on
"ThU la very unfortunate," waa the
only reply.
"1 forbid you to tight on my ac
count."
"It would be impossible for m to
obey your order,
"I will go to these men aud forbid
them a welL"
. She looked so resolute that Clay
bourne waa troubled.- Ue feared to
be Dlaced la a false position.
."I uly-ou poiMiU way out of
It," be said. "I am writing a tele
gram to' a friend tn Berlin to come
and be my second. 1 will tell him lo
say "something to tbe man I have
challenged that may Influence him.
Ue doesn't know that I am a student
at Ueldelberg. a member, of a cor
there and that 1 have vanquished
every man who ha been brought
against me."
"Donjx eend your telegram. Thla
news cau be conveyed without your
Bertla friend,. My brother"-
"Would not do at alL"
"My father"-
"Worse,"
"Give ire the address of this officer "
"Impossible!"
"Give It to me," she reeuted tui
perioaaty. "I am the cause of tlil-
quarreL What right have you lo tuLc
up my case and Iguore we:
"None," replied Claybourue. imuirinj;
his bead, and pave ber the'a'dd.v."
Without paying any tuor uiicuiiuii
to him she left tbe room-.
darbourne jra
t" nil 't "a1
slon very common amoug hnnlili
speaking people. Ue crammed his
flats down Into his trousers pocket
and strode to and fro. ,
What a fool I have been," ho said
to himself, "to receive that rellow
here! The whole thing Is spoiled. 1
shall not only be deprived of the
pleasure of punishing him 1 should
like to cat off his nose but they will
think I gave it away to the girl to in
duce her to break It u. What tbe
dickens am 1 to do? Nothing till 1
hear from her. This Is a pretty
mess!"
ne -remarried-rlUL...irbere he was
for an hour, walking the floor lTkea
cagid tiger. Then lie beurd wlieela
draw up In frout of tbe bouse, the
bang of a carriage door, and In a few
moments la came Miss Uathorne,
flushed with tbe effort she had made.
"For heaven's sake!" he said.
What have you done?"
She banded him a paer addressed
to him. It was a written apology for
the insult that had been offered her.
"now did you get ltr
"Asked for It Tbey at first declin
ed to address It to you. but I declined
to accept it unless tbey did."
"You have made a mess of it." said
Claybourne. In an Irritated tone, for
the moment losing tils' self control.
"It would have,. been a worse mesa
for your opponent If I had not Inter
fered. Do you know what bis second
said to him after it waa all over? I
didn't tell bltn who you were till then.
Well, he said: 'Ach! Donnernoff,
you re lucky! If you had met that
fellow you would have gone about for
tbe rest of your life without a nose.
They say be always finishes bla op
ponents by cutting off their noses.'"
That's esactly what 1 Intended .to
do." cried Claybourne passionately.
and yon have spoiled It all."
The girl burst Into a laugh.
Gradually the comical view of the
situation dawned upon Claybourne. and
his face took on an unwilling smile.
Miss Flarhome thought It the loveliest
smile she. had ever seen on a man's
fnee.
"Yon didn't go to them alone, did
your' lie naked.
"Yes, I diil. It's no time to be prud
ish when a man's nose is at stake."
She langhed again. So did Clay
bourne. i would like very much to
rour acquaintance." said tbe
make
Ken-
lucklan.
There was another laugh on the part
of both of them.
"Well." she said, "since you've taken
my Interference so considerately I
think rl'H permit yon to call." '
He called tbe next morning, and bis
call lasted during their stay In Mu-
nicn. aunng tneir journey with fre-
jquent stops to London and 'during a
royage to America. In short, the can
has never ended. Mr. and Mrs Clay.
bourne live In the nine grass region
of Kentucky, but tbe husband never
flourishes a bowle knife and has no
. desire to cut off people's noses.
r
Thought Microbes
In a Drop of lnkr
When applied to the newspaper page
they make people think twit.
First peoule think there's a mau who
keeps up with th? procession.
Secoud. they think be must keep
good goods on baud. .
A rain. If the borne paper has enough
of advertising Ink on Its surface
to make a proper showing the outsider
thinks this must be s pretty lively
town.
Thus a drop of NEWSPAPEIt AD
VERTISING INK Is a good thing for
the town. "
Information For the Class.
Columbia Profeiwor The Greeks had
no roof over their theaters.
Student-What did tbe audience do
when It rallied?
TfoTessur-i'iot wet ' supoe.
Revised List of Dead Ones.
leacber Name some of the lights
that failed.
Kmart Het Iloy--(ilnseng, Itelglao
bmr bt mHr- H n ltrya nd3Tm"
Jeffries.
Har Heavyweight
Mrs. Rhortfeldt I took your pre
script Ion, doctor, but It did no good.
'TUd you disguise it In orange, as I
told you?"
"No; it was too late to send out for
orange, and I used a slice of homo-
made fruit cake."
Vicarious.
Frankle fatudrlnir his lMin..a
pop, where does tbe Hudson rise?
t op (uesiiaungi mei t ir i know.
Fraukle Then I'll' ret Heki
Mazes tomorrow on account of your
guorance.
Oo U SeCTMt'l for that hot Innrh
successor Jo Lents. 810 Main street
Bom men ar born good, but mora
are made good by their wlys.
If you would sell
YOUR HOUSE " ' ' i
YOUR FARM V
- . . '
... f .
YOUR HORSE '
Try what th cheap columns of th
Morning Knterpr'te can do for too'..
INDIAN ATHLETES ATTAIN
SUCCESS IN BUSINESS
j.kMM Dentist laerte "-lee and
Reger Minnesota Lawyer,
One of the beat known atbU'ies In the
country Is Frank Mount ri.aut, who
was graduated at Carlisle and hold
rewrrt for the Quarter imi ' ",
.v .n.l tu linwid JlltlllV US
r.s famous footlMill ph.vw and rp-
reaeuted the I'nltiM Nalca
Olympic games lu Kuh'h two years
am
Ho graduated, from lm academic di
partmeiit of !lckluou collcse arnicas
the first Imllau to gcr the diploma and
deu-nva of thla collie He lias iirvu
selected as athle .liie lor linargr
f all student snorts at rrankiiu hu.i
Marshall college, Urn-aster. I'.a.. wlier
h rmlitea.
Another Carllala student h' hud
the honor of Mug an all Ainorleaii
ouarterback was James Johnson.
UtiM-kl.rldge ludian of Wisconsin.' He
waa considered one of the iut won
dcrful aretes of his day. After grad
uatlug at Carllala he entered the deuta
department of tbe Northwestern unl
verslty at Chicago, working hi way
and was graduated tn l'T.
He Is now at BanJuuu. I. ;io lllcor
where he la practicing bis profession.
Ue did a buslneM C 9.aH) last year
and numbers some of the most proinl
nent Hople.of the Island as bin pa
tlenl. He msrrlcil it Carlisle gradu
ate and has it nice borne.
One of the moat exciting thine, to
happen during the f.Ktlml season of
l!Ki3 took place lu the Harvard stadium
when the. Indians were playing liar
rard university. Purlin: the game
Charles Pillion, a Hloiix. after running
the whole length of the field, inn. I a
touchdowu wlthlhe luill lucked under
his Jersey. This yomig man, although
he did not stay long enough lo grad
uate. Is now living In Montana, where
he la In charge of tlx I Uickstnlthlng
deimrtmeut on the Crow rcM-rvatiou.
He married a Crow gWwho Is a grad
ual of tbe school, and lie Is coiisld
ered a SiM-ressful rnipl).vee of the gv
ernmeut. Many will rememls-r Kdwanl Hogers.
Cblpiwwa ludian, who was a fa
mous rod and captain -of--the- team h
101)0. II was also a gd trsi k man.
a hurdler and a pole vuulter. lie was
graduated from the, law department
of th University tt .Mintnota In 1'MH
and regarding hi st.tv there says.
."Worked my way tlirixtch Hie uuItct
alty; a very happy nvKiUM tlon." .
- He la now living at Walker. Minn.,
where he Is a snccesxMT attorney Ue
owns hla own home, n nine room house
wlfh bath and all iiiihIitu Improve
ments. WMaF irart!i'lng law'arMnh
nouirn, Minn., b uadTIie diJJnctJoiLifl
being appointed Jmlue of the prulmte
court.
HUMAN BANK NOW INSOLVENT
Last of Balance streets' Pram Hwnt-
e's Anatomy.
With the withdrawal of a quarter
from too Uti t Walter CliarlwoiMl f
St. Ixtul the Ihiuldalbm of this, hu
mau - savlntr tmuk was t'oiiipleted.
Total des)slt In curreiny one time
amounted to iso cents, while within hla
anatomlcul vault be al- carries I a
good sijed eukiiife. "
CbarlwiKHl went shouting lu Colora
do eight years ugo, and wheu game
wus scon e bis oiupanloii fired at. a
rattlesnake. What bueiied to the
snake Is not recorded, but Charlwood
got most of the i harge of lu ksliot In
his hit.. The srior flrove Int.i the
juua
cles n iiuaricr, three dimes, a nickel
and a euktiif.
A surgeon In the University of Col
orado succeeded In extracting all but
the quarter, aud Charlwood has car
rted It ever sincei '
He haa anffere.1 pain In his hip re
cently, and when he consulted snr
geona the story of the shootjng acc.
dent waa told. Th surgeons decided
that the quarter was working Its way
out toward the skin and advised an
operation. An Incision was made, and
they had little difficulty In extracting
the coin.
Charlwood Is suffering no Incon
venience from bis Insolvency,
GIVE ENGINE TO ENGINEER.
Railroad Honors Old Time Employs.
Who Runs Fsst Trsin.
The Krlc railroad has honored Alex
ander Lark In of Cleveland, one of lis
oldest engineers, both In years aud lu
point of service, by presenting lo him
on bis slxty-elirhtb birthday thi engine
which be drives dally trl hauling the
Pittsburg filer Let ween Cleveland and
Tonngstown.
Ijirkln lias been with the company
for forty-nine years. He- begnn bis
career as n fireman with the Atlantic
and Grent Western railroad, part of the
Erie system. II served about six
months ns h fireman and was thou
mad an engineer.
Ever since then ba has been running
on fast trains, moat of the- tlrncTbe
tween Cleveland and Toungotown or
Pittsburg. He Las been In but two ac
cidents, tn both of which he was In
jured. The engine Is to be regarded as bis
personal prowrty and can be used by
no other engineer. i
Police Do Own Printing. .
An elortrlcnl tnlenrlntlno- annaratna
enablea th Berlin pollc to print no-
nces in w stations in tn city and
1U suburbs simulUneously.
Big Exports In Tobaoo.
Tobacco was the first American ex
port, and New York city now tends
abroad $00,000 worth each day.
Preschlng at M. t. Church Tonight
Ry. C. 8. Hamilton, of tha Central
M. H. church In Portland will preach
uy?Tm mtlnf aenrlc at th
Methodist, church this avanlng All
members and friends of th church
ara Invited to bear hlra, and as be Is
a speaker of vsnge.llatlo fore ana
ZZISJl w..tatst thoM
Ust of unclaimed letters at the
a7raTr, for
MWomen'. ...tb...
rtan" " !j,,t-BurdeIl Rchard; gtorr,
ENTER MAUD, SMIUNQ.
Al't Ml'LI.KR ftU a name
yeH"
M
looT'oa th aldswalk sheyelln
. snow.
rrhis irody. you "'"
W, writ each . n,, 'T,n"
The Juda. rame walklna h V''
All vauiittws wnw v-. -
lie mi fair k'auj A
and dofol - bl
And thought h'l
stop to havo a
ehal
Put IroachsrO" IC"
was hM twtow
Tho vlvt whlie-
bobs of th
snow.
AbJ while Hie
Juda eUlely
bd
With nisnnar dla
nlrled sad prvud
i .
Ills futSllplsHt on tha hlddsa
He eyd d siumblwt once or twwe, .
Its tried In vsln ovoreome
Ilia lack of oMllrluin,
lis visd and srsrrled at tho air
And raund no nrm ii' 1 ''''
And s.. with wild and suddon shout.
U vhlrlsd and twirled and spun abwH.
And wavd hi rm, and wramlied hr
bark. '
Ap4 tha came sprawling dosm krsmacs
Tfi"" sco.ipd P beneatb Ms
And BltrK him by east mad west :
The back brandlha
of bla coat wr
torn.
,And for his l a
suss we should
mourn.
II thn sroae, de
llbwat.
And stalkfd
'. " fir
with arsfH.lj
' Sslt '
And nvr av
baekwara
vtaHi
To Maud, wk'
IH for lb'
rbant-, - I
And when th Jud wa far-away
h MutMsi aa tbouali -an laushwl
py.
ho ahrb-ked. she nuel1 In s'rllh mirth
At bow the Ju.Us had whaokrl !! eartli.
A n.l Ikall llM tltUrh BltOIMSl til talk.
Bh flnlstMHl sliuwllns off lb walk.
V, I. Nesblt In tli lex lyes, .j
. KONIA IS AWAKENING. !
PHMMSMSSBS
F rmr loonlum, Msde F smews bytt.
Paul, 8enong Meoemlsed.
" The-rtty of Konla-th ancient' Ico-!
nluui, one pagan, then t ltrlatlau and
now MohanuiMmlau, the aceuw of Paul's
Ulr and uce the" i-aplut of itia Hep
Junlan empire, esllinat.-d to bar
day a population of .. Is rising;
asaln t trMiiliieo through the oiian
InsTTfiatbTrmd mmraunlcatlon to ton-
atautlnople, .
Th city of Koula la tbe center of
rich agricultural ami atoral prov
ince which Mlltlrlly la considered to
b of almost lb Drat rank lu the
Turkish empire, since more than oner
the offlc of governor of the province
PI luillfl phi rv inj in vw ihv w i ,'
. - . . , . I a I. .iii.l..
stone io mat or grsna vnier st ion -
stantlnople. Linked to Coostantlnople
aud Hmyrna by rail-way. Konla. Is awls
lug upon western methods and tin-;
irovements faster than any other city
lu the Interior of Asia Mlur.
A cbsted nquediu t, now brings I-:
relleut water from a lake 100 miles dU-,
tant, a street car line la In opcrutlon In
tbe city Itself, and some of tha streets:
ar electric lighted, lu the country!
aurrouudliig n-spers are now at work.
A - German omany haa already ei
ptinilisl nlwtiit ;;jj.VMs toward a tmgr-
Irrtgatlon a hem by which water from
the hills may. be mad available for,
i.ism square miles oi aojoiniug ter
ritory. These ar simply a few of th
Indications of the material progress at
ready tegun.
CLOTHING MADE OF WOOD.
Olseovory ef ' Substitute" Fee- Cetten
Msy Hsve Big Effect.
Clothes nisde literally from wood
re tlm latest anrtorlal venture. A be
ginning I lxlng mad with th mak
ing of waistcoats. The discovery of
this new process Is largely due to th
fart that bleached cotton Is known to
be composed of very nearly pur cel
lulose. 1
Working on this basis, scientists
hare discovered a method of manu
facturing a thread of cellulose attract
ed from spruce wood.
Cotton spinners are eiceedlngly -op-tltulsilc
alsiiit tbe discovery. It Is as
serted, and with material manufac
tured from tills latest process exect
to produce clothing at prices far be
low those now charged. The finest
product will, It Is said, b cheaper
than cotton In the bale.
' In addition to this cardinal advan
tage the new material can be dyed an
color, and, a very Important point,
the dye will not fade. Lastly, th ma
terlal Is nonlnflammable.
FORTUNE GAINED IN GUANO.
Peruvian Islsnd Yields $900,600,000 In
Twenty-five Years.
In th last twenty-flv year th
French company operating on Chichi
na Island, off th cosst of Peru, has
realised mor than $too,ooo.oiio from
guano shipped from those deposits, r
puted to be the best In the world, be
cause of the fact thst there Is no rain
fall there. The Cblchlna fertiliser sails
for $ 100 a ton. .
ubmsrln Los Hoevy.
Within th last six years 200 lives
bay been lost through accidents In
th submarln branch of tbe world's
navies . , , .
Tha squirrel rtavels a good deal
rail. thigh he Is never compelled
how hla ticket
WANTED nteady eustomsr for
m Ikla aaaaasA still
inn space. Klthsr s. a..
parlcnc unnecessary . , jua-.
clous, adv.rtl.srs with soma
"thing t tell and something to
ay will find this tha proper
press for a business aleg. N
trlflsrsV Married person f ma-,
tur ags will underetand. Call
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ests of Oregon City demands it
must needs have the the support
of all. -The new daily has a
big work before it in boosted
Oregon City and Clackar
County. Your sypport roea
more strength for the work.
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