OREG6N CITY, ENTERPRISE, fTUDAYi-DECEMBER'S, 122 PaeFcmr imHmnwMimittni NIHIIIIIimHMMMHIHIIMniMNUHHHNIIUIItllHHIUtlUtHllllltlll Oregon cit PAGE J.: MUWMIN OREGON CITY, ENTERPRISE v ; ' Published '.Evely Friday -. T e. BRODIEf Editor and Publisher. Entered at Oregon City. Oregon, Post office as secondrclaaa matfc. - SUBSCRIPTION RATES o 1 Tear .16 Months 50 1-3 Months " Subscribe will find the date of ex piration stamped on their papers fol lowing their name. II last payment is noTreftted, kindly notify us, and tie matter will receive our attention. Advertising Kates on applieation- GET AT THE CAUSE T" HERE HAVE been forty-one fires in Oregon City this year. Out of this number seven are practically known to have-been incendiary, seven are listed as of mysterious or unknown n-Mr, and the remainder reprecent either small or negligible losses. Fromj the fifteen fires, including me uum ing of the Elks temple, a total loss 'of $367,500 has occurred. There are some of tie fires where tT-a. a v-nnrrfltfl evidence that no i ranso. were resDonsible. In wtiioli wan auickly put out, kind ling was found against the side of the wall In another a partly burned fuse -Mas found inserted in the gas tank of an auto. In another a jar of ex plosive liquid was discovered. In num erous others there has been evidence ot kerosene or gasoline. And in many cases there are reports of men burridly leaving the buildings just before the fires break out. Added to this is the fact that the majority of the fires have come be- e - n i a. on ' - 1 rw.lr tween the hours oi x& a"" .ou " " No serious fire reported during the year, with possibly one exception, has been at any other time. It is true that whenever there is an incendiary fire, it gives rise to a pre disposition to assign such a cause to every subsequent blaze, nut tne evi dence in the case of Oregon City be overwhelming. Ana yet so far as can be learned nothing has been accomplished by the local authorities in unearthing the cause If there is a fire bug operating in this district, not one tangible clue to his lo cation has been round. The situation is a difficult one. The local officials are handicapped in var ious ways. .But if they cannot cope with the situation it is time to call for professional aid ir nothing else, a paid investigator should be put to work until the affair is solved. The loss in Oregon City this year has been; greater than through any similar series of fires on record. The value of the paid fire department has been amply demonstrated. Yet more equipment is needed. Had a second call come in early Saturday morning to firemen would have been, practical ly helpless. The mass meeting called for Mon day afternoon was inspired by the rea lization that something must be done to meet the condition. Oregon City has to long remained inactive. But the time to make provision for the emergency is here. The citizen's budg- agricultural and certain other season al industries. ' . . . Representation of the "workers" in the management of every .industry. Opposition to the "industrial state.' Abandonment by the state of all in dustrial enterprises. Self-discipline for organized labor. (Th.'s to combat proletarian dogma). Italian expansion in the Mediterran: ean. Economically it seems to be a rath er tolerable, compromise with radical ism. In Its domestic application, how ever, Americans are not much - con cerned with it, when once assured that Italy is not going Bolshevist. The items of real interest here are those touching foreign policy. There is nothing very reassuring about them. "Italian expansion on the Mediter ranean" cannot be achieved without taking territory from somebody else, and that means trouble in Europe again. "Opposition to all internation alism", if it means anything, means opposition to co-operating with other I nations for the general good. Aggressib nationalism may be even worse than Socialism. . Borrowed Comment. What Editors of State and National Papers Have to Say. Somebody recommends religion as a cure for Insomnia. A little obser vation at the average church leads one to believe that isn't such a fool notion) iats It Bounds. EugeneRegis- ter. - The Poets' Corner. Songs and Sonnets From the Pens of Modern Writers." A SUMMER NIGHT An American in Paris has been .ar rested for attempting to sell a hotel he did not own. Possibly he thought his receipted board bill was a trans fer of title. Passaic Herald. Ambassador Harvey wants the Ten Commandments rewritten. The next best thing to that would be to have them- re-read occasionally. Washing ton Post. A RE-GROUPED CABINET rrHE PROPOSED plan for reorgan- ization of the executive depart ments of the national government is ready for submission to Congress. Un der this plan there would still be '10 main departments with 10 cabinet of ficials." The departments of State, Commerce, Agriculture, Treasury, In terior, Justice and Labor would re main practically as they are now, with possibly some adjustments to eliminate duplication of duties. The departments of War and Navy would be grouped under a single department of Defense. The name of the Postof fice Department would be changed to Department of - Communications, with jurisdiction over postal affairs, inv eluding the mails, telephone and tele graph systems and radio. A wholly new department that of Education and Welfare would be established, having charge of matters of education, public health and care of delinquents and dependents. Although no action on this new di vision of activities is expected in the present session of Congress, it would nevertheless be well for citizens to study and think over the plan. If it will really eliminate hampering red tape, and overlapping departmental duties and save large sums of money with increase of efficiency, it should have warm public approval. For a number- of years- government officials tried to put The Call in jail. Now it is not admitted to the Federal nenitentiary at Leavenworth. New York Call." Thanksgiving was probably insti tuted by the Pilgrim Fathers for the benefit of parents whose sons had survived the football season. Ameri can Lumberman (Chicago). It is not yet clear whether Russia wants to take a hand In Armenia or just be there when the relief food from America arrives. Washington Post. The way things are tending it will soon be easier for a woman to get a seat in any legislative -body in the country than in a street-car. Roch ester Post-Express. How is it possible for women to un derstand politics when they have to depend almost entirely on their hus bands for their political education Columbia Record. By George D. Bond Only the locusts cry in the black mid . night. Only the wind stirs in' the longly grass No light, no other life, no other sound Only-the vast . blackprairie, and .the dim, " limitless space where ." the worlds;revolve. And in the dark the prairie lies awake and restless. Impatient of man's , control, hating his cities and his fences and . himself; - - - . Waiting for him to join the mammoth ' and the- laelaps, . Knowing his time will come, and wait ing, waiting, waiting. Biding her time to rise and cover him up; Dreaming a dream of cities silent, de serted, v . And of prairie grass creeping slow ly over their ruins; Dreaming a dream ot a tyrant over come, and of many, many bones beneath the thick wild- flowers ; Dreaming a dream of many years of silence, broken only by the song" of the wind and the cry of the locust. . Poetry. The Office Cat. By Junius. WHY I TEACH THE TIGER pLEMENCEAU HAS nothing new 1 to tell the United States, Dut that is no reason for discounting the things he says. Among other things the Tiger warns that political and economic affairs in Europe are approaching a crisis, that the friendly support of the United States may avert a crash, and that if the crash is not averted, then the United States will be forced to more active participation than otherwise would be necessary. The Tiger asks nothing but "stay by." He makes no concrete sugges- t mMtinp mar include in the 1923 fi-1 tion of what we are to do. But he nancial program anything it desires There are three things which should be considered by both the mass meet ing Monday and the subsequent budg et session. They are: Find the fire bug. Increase the fire fighting equipment. Remove from the residence and bus iness section the numerous ', natural fire hazards. F ROADS AfD TAXES R THE YEAR of 13ZZ Jiacna- mas county's road fund amounted to more than half a million dollars. Of this, more than $120,000 was raised by the districts throughout this sec tion. This year the districts are to expend more than $140,000 if the pre- liminarv unofficial estimates of the amount the voted millage will raise proves correct. There is no one governmental func tion which is more expensive than road building, with the exception of education. The funds used for schools "and highway embrace the bulk of the money for which taxes are being paid. The process of getting the nation out of the mud has resulted in increasing the burdens to a confiscatory size. Yet there is need for more roads. The solution seems to be in the method of raising the taxes." The gov ernmental theory of the property tax is that he who derives the major por tion of the benefits, pays to that ex tent. Thus should it be with roads. The levy for highway work is not be ing based at present upon the good accruing to the individual who uses the thoroughfare but on the basis that government extract where it can, as much money as possible. No radical reform can be accomp lished at once, nor is such a move ment desirable. Yet the shifting of noma of the burden upon the automo biles themselves would help to allevi-j ate the condition. A fuel tax would apportion the cost among those who utilize the roads, and thus relieve the general tax payer from a portion of an already heavy load. The total cost of road building ob viously cannot be bourne by the auto- Tnnhilen. but the fact remains that thev are not paying their just share. With the increasing demand for high ways the levies cannot be materially reduced. Equalization of the assess ment in this one regard, is a sane meth od of bettering the. condition. seems to think that a cause that was big enough to live in unity for, and that in some way the nation which made the war damage should be made to pay for it. Clemenceau makes no pretense of being here in any official capacity. He is just a private individual speak ing for a cause near his heart. He It's hard enough, at best, for legis lators to keep their mind on their business. And now a 23-year-old girl has been elected to the Missouri Leg islature. Nashvill Tennessean. The new Congressmen riding the fence on the prohibition question will now join in singing "Nobody knows how dry I am." Norfolk Virginian- Pilot. '" Germany is asking for more time; it is only another proof that the Ger mans, at least, understand that time is money. Philadelphia North American. We believe Mr. Hohenzollern got married again because he would have somebody around who would have to listen to him read from his book. New York Tribune. Henry Ford is not satisfied with this country's financial system. Hen ry must have found, somewhere, a few dollars that were nailed down. Toledo Tilade. In a burst, of enthusiasm the Kais er's bride say's she loves him more than anybody else does. But ' she couldn't love him as much as he does. Nashville Southern Lumberman. A West Virginian negro who was pardoned from the penitentiary wants to stay until after Thanksgiving. But seeks to remind America of facts to ! maybe he'd be back by that time any- By Louis Burton Woodward ' Because I would be young in soul and mind . Though years must, pass and age my life constrain, . And I have found no way to lag be hind The fleeting years, save by the magic chain That binds me, youthful, to the youth I love, I teach. , Because I would be wise and wis dom find From millions ' gone before whose torch I pass, . Still burning bright to light the paths, that wind So steep and rugged, for each lad and . lass -; j, Slow-climbing to the unreveled above, I teach. Because in passing on the living flame That ever ' brighter burns the ages through, I have done service that is worth the name Can I but say, "The flame of knowl edge grew A little brighter in the hands I taught," I teach. .. . Because I know that when life's end I reach And thence pass through the gate so wide and deep .. To what I do not know, save what men TEACH, ' That the remembrance of me men will keep Is what I've done; and what I have is naught, I teach. - N. E. A- Journal. - Same with -wrve ss - with automo biles; 'it's not the original cost, but the upkeep. . " CAN MAKE IT TALK CENTS Bix They say- that money talks; when you make it? Tix Sure.' I can make every penny .count. " DECEIVING "Don't trust to appearances," said Uncle Eben. "De toughest chicken may wear de finest feathers."". Mandy (dining out) Any freight trains been stalled around clost hyar .lately, Susie? Susan (shaking her head) .Not dat at knows ob, Mandy, Why? . Mandy Oh, .nothin'; only dis ar chicken tastes to me jest' like cold storage fowl. You will remember that there was no talk about Ford needing money un til he began to run a newspaper. EVERY DROP NEEDED Spilled milk of human kindness is the only kind worth crying over. oo OTHERWISE? SHE'S ALL RIGHT Simpson had ' been invited to the wedding' of his friend.Tom. Arriving at the home, Simpson was formally introduced to the bride, whom he had never met. After the ceremony, Simp son drew his friend aside. "Tom," he whispered, "What in the world is the matter with you Why, that woman's twice as old as you. Her hair and teeth are false, and she's ugly as a toad!" "You needn't whisper, Simpson, she's also deaf." Gloof and Pesimism are a combina tion in .restraint of trade. ' oo The Book Comer. By C. E. G. From The Pulpit Thanksgiving !By Rev. Sermon Delivered H. G. Edgar. ' The. kiss of a pretty girl is always highly regarded among men, but as a ROUGH HEWN: by Dorothy Canfield. Harcourt, Brace and Company, New York. Distinctly more than, a hint of the divine power that moves the universe is embodied in the" strongly written novel, "Rough Hewn" by Dorothy Can field. -Miss canfield has successfully accomplished the difficult in " this "Bless The Lord O My Soul" Thanksgiving Day, whica we have just celebrated, was born of acknowl edgement of and thanksgiving to God. It is a day of religious observance. Religion is its dominant note A sec ular encyclopedia says "A religious feeling pervades the day." True to, the spirit of. the day our President - - , tJJ.0 Opil . JK. HA-S VIJ v-m story, by spending the greater Part makes goiemn appeal to the ihhabit- of the time in tearing down, finally to build a beautiful' structure out of the ruins.. We first meet Neale as the proud possessor of a brand new, bright yel low "shinny stick," and when this stick runs true to color and isn't much good, the author has led out the first trump and the game is on. Straight through "prep" school and on into col lege Neale plays games, eventually putting a sort of fervent passion into football. Then "for a time he is left apparently playing football while the tale goes across the sea to France, to be explicit, to Basque that half French, haip Spanish city. Here dwells the heroine! However contrary to the usual literary method pages the author cleverly conceals the fact that the book ia a love story! The girl Marise, transplanted as a child from American into French soil, does not thrive, but is hemmed in on all sides by the furtive, sullied thoughts and acts of . those about her. Just the -manner in which the shy, sensitive child is changed into a frightened, melancholy girl, would be enough to recommend the book to all students of human nature. The author very properly raps the home environ ment which makes this change possi ble. There is nothing hurried about the book all the results seem the natural sequence of events. Even when Neale has crossed the ocean and met Mar- ants of this favored land to look up to God in thankful acknowledgement of His Divine guidance and His gen erous dealings with us." It would seem that there are sev eral angles to the appeal that comes to us to preserve the essential re ligious aspect of the day. First, the appeal of an ancienjt and honored custom conceived in the spirit of re ligion and made the subject of presi dential proclamations since the days of the devout Abraham Lincoln; sec ond, the appeal of the specific proc lamation of our present Christian Chief Executive, issued under the seal ot qur Government, and, third, the appeal of our own better selves to welcome this opportunity to join with our fellow citizens in thankful ack nowledgement of blessings that have -accrued because of a Power hot our own. And why should we not come to gether "to render thanks and pay our vows" rather as God-worshipping and God-acknowledgeing citizens than as denominationalists and sectarians? Who in this enlightened land of ours does not believe in a Supreme Being who is infinitely powerful, wise and good? Who in all- the rush and tur moil, the sin and profaneness, .the exultations ad depressions of his life does not in some moment, per haps shocked into an instant's con scious consideration, believe that there is a God in the universe to two young lovers have time enough to find themselves, and to accept that which has to them been given. rule aftec a man passes 50 he .would ' , 1 t P ,T , J . moJT. r i ends. rough-hew them how we will." ise, and they have settled the affair ; whom he owes a mead of homage? of the yellow canary, even then the-. What- is there that, makes it inher ently impossible for creatures of a common dust to get together under the urge of the ap-peads noted above for one hour of one day in the year rather have a mess of turnip greens. oo quotes Dorothy Canfield. PeoDle soon crew tired of eussine inrougnout. tne dook If we didn't have a fire occasionally how would we know whether the hy drants were out of order Our education "factories recently resumed operations with a new supply of rah-rah materials. on the OLD MAN JOBLING which she was very much alive four years ago, but to which she seems to have become a little dulled. No harm should come from his speaking. In a country dedicated to free speech he should he accorded a courteous hear ing. If he advances the settlement of world problems by one sentence, he will have accomplished something worth while. A few years ago the people of the city' entered into considerable discus sion over the question of a paid fire department Today, wth the excellent record made by Chief Priebe's men, there is a unanimous opinion that the bond issue for the establishment of the department was a good invests ment. When other matters of public progress are considered, citizens who are inclined to be knockers should re flect upon . the change in sentiment after the benefits become apparent. way. Eugene Register. The Scientific American offers A. Conan Doyle $2500 if he will produce a ghost.- A smaller sum than that has sometimes been sufficient to make the ghost walk. Eugene Guard. If you don't believe there are any bone-dry -spots in America, just buy some stock in certain oil companies. Washington Post. . . Permits have been issued to 30,000 New Yorkers during the past year to carry fire arms. The proportion of husbands murdered is small in com parison to the number of weapons af tr all. The Minneapolis attorney who se cured a judgment against the tele phone company for loss of time due to bad service probably has a warm spot in his heart for the familiar phrase "Line's busy." Now they think that Tiernan is prob ably Insane. If he isn't Insane, ser tainly Jib's crazy. ) One of the natural wonders of pol itics is that when an officeholder's goose is cooked he becomes a lame duck. Norfolk Virginian-Pilot. When the great American public isn't sure what it wants, it votes for something different from what it has. Toledo Blade. Lenin may be recovering, but he's not what he used to be. The poor man's latest speech was only an hour long. Dallas News. The mark has fallen again. The! only consolation is that it soon will have no place to go but up. St. Paul iPoneer-Press. Milk is not so much adulterated as it was. The bootleggers are crowd ing the milkmen away from the pump. New York Tribune. When it comes to making an in comeftax return, money talks with an impediment in its speech. Colum bia Record. lin cabinet Journal. indefinitely. Oregon FASCISTI PRINCIPLES MOST AMERICANS reaMze that the new Italian government, headed by Mussolini, represents a middle-class revolution and the defeat of Socialism. Few, however, have much idea of what Fascism really stands for. Here are its principles. as stated by an Italian-American: f .. Opposition to all internationalism. ' A little later retail merchants might Legal establishment of the eight- j frame up a Pay Your Christmas Bills hour day, with due reservations for ( week. Oregon Journal. A new Peoples Party is being form ed. More atrocities in the name of Democracy. There is one Turkey the recent holi day had no effect on. About .time to shopping early." 'do your Christmas By Wilfrid Gibson Old man, old man, whither are you hobbling? Old man Jobling, whither are you going Battered hat and tattered coat and clogs in want of cobbling And the snell wind lowing and the mirk lift snowing - Young man Catchieside, and if I go a-fairing. Who's declaring I'm too old for go ing Dressed in Sunday-best and all; and why should I be caring For the .snell wind lowing and the mirk -life snowing? Ay, but what will come - of you as drifts get deep and deeper Steep roads steeper, and your shanks too numb for going? Happen I shall nap I was ever a good sleeper With the snell wind lowing and the mirk lift snowing. Deep will be your sleep It's truth you are declaring After fairing, whichever way we're ' . going. Deep will be the sleep of all; so why should we be caring For the ell wind blowing and the - mirk, lift snowing? London Spectator. delightful Hollywood. There was too much gen- sketches of unusual and every day eral condemnation and not enough characters are painted, perfect little horrible details. ' .miniatures of someone you have ' op ! known or would like to know. The "Dear - can you remember to bring j scenes of the plot are laid in this some rat biscuits home this evening?" , country and in Europe with the baf- "Rat biscuits? That's the limit; j flinS intricacy of a spider web now No! If the rats can't eat what we have ' here now there, always weaving back in the house, let them leave." t and forth. . Honesty and virtue and the chance to grow toward beauty are given the stellar roles in this play of life. And of these three the last named is the I greatest, for.it embraces all of t life. HOMESPUN: Poems by Grace B. Hall. Dodd, Mead and Company, New -York. Grace E. Hall needs no introduction to the state of Oregon. A frequent contributor to the Portland Oregon ian, she already enjoys a wide field of readers and admirers. Homespun is an apt title for the collection of her poems just published, for it deals with homey, familiar themes and bits of sentiment of no uncommon ances try. The charm of Mrs. Hall's poetry lies in the fact that she plays upon threw that any- Fisherman found $10,000 banks of the Potomac. . .-That's the dollar George across, with interest. Mrs. -Smith: 'I don't think music teacher can ever make thing out of Katherine voice. - Mr. Smith: "You're mistaken. Ma. He's made more than a hundred dol lars out of it, already! There will come a time, as the nov elist say, when President Harding will look back to that day when he : emotions which are not beyond the pied the front pages of the Marion Ohio, Star at press time and wish by all that's high and holy that all he had to do was to remake it in time to actch the first mail. Some birds cannot even, eat a small average reach. She finds a wealth of subjects in the ordinary, prosaic things that-' surround a rather mun dane world. v There is, however, something " ot strength lacking in the lines she pens, probably because they show neither a r. . . i . . .. owet Aopme never was a very dominant philosophy nor mastery of ft lSDg' bnleven at Its helSht style, in occasional verses, such as DrvTAm " tire8(m th "HH -Misunderstanding," and "I Never " Knew, she descends to something of j the melodramatic. Not that the idea I lacks force, but that the rhyme leaves i little to the imagination. Voluminous production in itself is And when all is said and. done When we cast up at the end Of life's glories, there is one Never dimming that's a friend. and mingle their praise and prayer of thanksgiving for common bless ings from a Common Source ;Is there not in all the infinite reach of God's truth and worship at least a narrow strip upon which we can all stand without crowding for citizenly consecration? Is there not some where, somehow that I can meet my fellow citizen in the atmosphere of his devotion or mine? Must our meet ings, our Intercourse, be confined to the spheres of trade and barter, oi politics, or reason, or such like? Can I never meet him on the ground of a common creaturehood of a common. Creator whom we both acknowledge and to whom we pay our various hom age? I meet my Jewish friend and my Catholic friend and my Greek friend in a common humanitarian en terprise, we unite our efforts in a" common patriotic pursuit, perhaps going-over the top,". , and we mix again in a common educational en deavor, but is there no avenue by which we can approach a common God upon the appeal of our common President and as citizens of a com mon republic offer up a common sup plication, thanksgiving and devotion. The commingling of our people in industry, trade and" politics has a' fighty amalgamating effect upon our national life. In fact, we could not become a unified people were it not for these weaving threads, (Note the condition of China where these com mon pursuits are lacking). We do not have uniformity nor do we want it. In industry there is cariety; In trade there is diversity, and in politics there are parties. In each of these spheres there is loyalty and adher ence to the rules that govern. But permeating it all there is that thing that makes all American. But there is yet that other sphere in which there must be more of com munication before there is that sym- t pathy, understanding and fellowship A real optimist is the man who al ways remits more to his gas company than his monthly bill calls for, so as to accumulate a reserve for a rainy day. 'we STICK TO THIS STORY Jim's wife needed a tin can, so she far from an indictment. Yet it some-j neCessary to a complete National i times seems that to, write much has jty. Tnat i9 the sphere by which ja detrimental effect in the substitu-1 our citizens by diverse paths approach ! tion of a hurried atmosphere where J a common Creator. This is the ; spontaneity is sought. realm of relieion Surelv there is Perhaps one of the best in Home-1 somewhere a point in human seeking spun Is "Silent Places." I after the Divine where the Protestant with unswerving loyalty to his Book, God, keep some silent places for us still. j the Catholic with uncomprimising de- commandeered the one Jim keeps his' Annrt frmn tJlOM wherft ,orever! :otlon ... nI!. confessional and i oil in. It contents she noured into a : I J witn unaiminisnea confidence in i iroes i . . cellar. ' - I m ropnet, can assemiDie at me call some altars lit y sunset cn tne nui, of their National Chief . to render Or alcoves in the canyon wall, where thanks to their bountiful Provider for blessings poured upon them as a peo ple. There is no surer preventative PORTALS OF THE DAWN Striving to get into the upper crust J of society has cost many a man his bottom dollar.- Eugene Guard. The ships we'd like to see Europe scrap are receiverships. Washington Post. All newspaper headline writes are hoping that Cuno will head the Ber- About the only thing the" war set tled is a mrotgage on the civilized world. Columbia Record. - Fire destroyed a furniture plant at Bethlehem, Pa., and all we hope is it burned some folding beds. Baker Herald, ' The question is whether the Turk ish Government will terminate or ex terminate. Manila Bulletin. We'll Just pay that subsidy out of funds that we haven't got for the bonus. Dallas News. Germany's heaviest clouds appear to be dun colored. Washington Post. Russia may be tree, but is obvious ly not easy. Columbia Record. By Robert Haven Schauffler Earth yields to man no more delicious Joy ' , Than for a vivid moment to recap ture The magic world, he wdelt in as a boy; To know the tang of grapes again . the rapture Of forest brooks, the scent of whit tled ash. The glamour of the pirate beacon's glow. And spirit casements opening for a flash On sunrise heavens of the long ago. Earth yields to man nomore insidious pain Than when his dulling senses yearn to be Tasting the old sweet sting of love again. The old sharpkelpy fragrance of the sea; Only to find how far his feet have gone Forth from the dewy portals of the dawn. " Harpers Magazine. jug and placed . same in the Comes Jim Into the story. "Where, tito- 11? "Tn tia pollai- In o Inp- T naeriori h glow 8 Jim finds the jug on the preserve rern, .. shelf and loads. his oil tank. A few "u" tt"10UL lrs Denu y blocks down the street hfc motorcycle! above, stops dead and refuses to respond toi For souls of men must sometimes all kinks we are toU to use hv the deeply yearn of Inquisitions, Programs and Masked Assaults. What better exercise in American ism than for a great and free people to respond punctilious''' tr awy, instruction books. Jim pushes her -For silence such as tnis to sense Thy proclamation, issued under " the seal love. back home and removes the cylinders. Nice taffy. At the same time Jim's wife Is snoiline nice cake mixture God. 11161,0 fo" Ui still, lest ve by pouring oil Into. That's no place ! forget i to put oil in molasses jug. These altars built eternities ago; Distance lands enchantment to the Thy handwork oh, let it, not be so! debt. he fret of all his petty sen s seen of their Government, by their Chief Executive? -If newcomers to our shores are to have before them the example of our people picking and choosing among the provisions of our Constitution ! and the stipulations of a Presidential 1 In masonry of towers and walls and; proclamation, like shoppers mulling Health hint to all flivver drivers: ! " piers. Don't expect a 5-ton truck to get out But peace is in Thy murmuring for- of your way. - ests green. Thy peace, that snail abide througn- A shipment of monkeys has been j out the years. sent to Harvard for scientific purpos-; - es. Monkeys are great imitators, and The clash and clang and roar of what before lone we expect to hear of one he makes of them, marrying a chorus girl. Strikes to the nerves 'til man himself rebels; BUSY AGAIN ' But all Thy woodland minstrelsy A busy guy is Henry Hurls i awakes . - He's always picking up the girls, j Our better thoughts, and worship true But don't think he's a sporting gink; compels; He Just works at the skating rink. J Oh! may the towers pf tall pines on oo the crest TERRIBLE RIVALRY" ! Be temple signals, pointing out the Concordia, Kan., has a man whose way, proudest accomplishment is that of And in Thy silent places let us rest beating his business competitor to the A little while, sometimes, yea, rest postoffice every morning. , and pray. over remnants on a bargain counter how long will it take them to adopt. the "American way"? When other wise respectable Americans are in the market for booze in violation of our constitution the untutored foreigner, the names of bootleggers and moon shiner give abundant evidence, is only too ready to do the dirty work that will supply the market. When ac cording to time-honored custom our President recommends by proclama tion that our citizens gather at their family altars and in their houses of worship to render thanks to God for the bounties they have enjoyed and to petition' that these may be contin ued in the year before them, wat spectacle is that which is presented (Continued on pag6 five.)