OREGON CITY, ENTERPRISE. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 1922., Page Four OREGON CITY ENTERPRISE EDITORIAL PAGE 9 : OREGONKCITY enterprise Published Every Friday E- E. BROD1E, Editor and Publisher. Entered at Oregon City. Oregon, Post office as second-daw mattsc SUBSCRIPTION RATES fl 1 Year V.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'. 176 C Months 1-3 Months " Subscribers will find tie date of ex piration stamped on their papers tol iXrK thel M Payment is not creltted. kindly notify us. and Se matter will receive our attention. Advertising Rates on application. PYRO MANIA? o .REGON CITY. in little more than a week, has been the vic tim of three fires which the authori ties declare to have been incendiary. Since the first of January of this year there have been ten fires which bear the semblance of arson, eight of which are said by the fire chief to be indisputably of incendiary origin. The state fire marshal's office has been et work upon the situation. Limited by a small force and inade quate finances, the Oregon City au thorities have so far been unable to cope with the situation. For some .time the incendiarism theory was scouted. It is possible tor a blaze to start from a number of natural causes, and it is often diffi cult to determine the origin- But the recent happenings have made it prac tically certain that they are not acci dente, but have been the result of malicious planning. The losses re sulting from these fires have totaled well over a quarter of a million. The only regularity about them is that practically all of the buildings have been of old frame construction. Two schools, a church, a bank build ing, garage, mercantile establish ments have been included. The au thorities are at a. loss to attribute the fires to any crank because there is no similarity in the class of build ings burned. The only theory remaining which is accredited at all is that of pyro mania. Is some Insane person, with a peverted desire to see things burn, at work in Oregon City? Is it insanity which is resulting in loss of property and threatening the loss of lives? The situation is a serious one. Loss has been saved because the fire de partment has been able to prompuy answer, calls for aid. But if two fires were to be "set" within a quarter of an hour of each other and both gain under a. brisk wind? There is danger enough in the nat ural fire hazard which exists in every mTYinnitv. without a fire bug at Hb- Artir fisim A.th inir must, be done to put a stop to the destruction and to re move the danger. If the state fire marshal's office is unable to do it and the city officials themselves have not marhinnrv for a complete investi gation, a special man should be em ninTH to unravel the mystery. No business house, no home in Oregon City is safe until the actual cause of the many fires is discovered. Oregon City has had more incendiary fires this year than any otner cny in mo state of similar size. It is only reas- nohio Relieve that some cause of more than ordinary import may be blamed. It is the duty of the officials of Oregon City to meet the condition which is daily growing more serious. POSPERITY AND PARTY WHILE Democratic campaigners are "shouting about depression and unemployment, the commercial pages of newspapers are filled with factst testifying to the enjoyment of a returned prosperity. A recent issue of the New York Times, announced inj bold headlines that "Shortage of labor is almost universal" and that "im Tfr7J Tins inesa conditions and in-i creased employment are reported in all sections." The "Annalist", a dusi-j ness periodical with no partisan biaS, said in its fost recent Issue, discuss ing the business situation: "General business conditions to be of a highly satisfactory character. Developments of the last week have served merely to further emphasize that this business expansion is being built upon sound principles, and that it may be expected to continue at an increasing pace. It would be natural to expect that business at this per-t iod of the year would show improve ment, no matter what might have been the record of preceding months. -We are advancing now into the holi day period, and this in itself serves to stimulate activity in retail lines. Furthermore, at this time of the year the purchasing power in all parts oif the country fs at the peak, and this is particularly true of certain sec tions this year. "In the South, for instance, there has been heavy marketing of cotton, and the South has received a price; for this staple which affords an ex cellent treturn on labor and capita involved. It is also true that in the West a goodly portion of the grain crop has been marketed, and the buy ing power has been correspondingly raised, hus there is established the -foundation for increased activity in, all lines, and it is this which bears a direct influence on conditions this year. To a certain etent the defands, for the holiday period are peculiarly "seasonal, and it often happens that with the turn into a new year there is a reaction which leaves industry, sa far as "retail lines are concerned, in something of a prostrate condition. There is, however, no reason to ex pect that such a situation in its broadest interpretation will apply this year. "The record of the last nine months has been one of steady pro gression in business and finance, and the underlying situation haB not been changed in the last. The money for business purposes is in plentiful sup ply, and will probably continue so. and under such circumstances there Is noj-eason to doubt the correctness of the viewpoint of business men that operations can continue confidently in the full expectation that prosper-: ity is more nearly of the present than it has been at any time since the pro cess of deflation brought such dras tic readjustments and such stagger ing financial losses.' i -As shown by previous statistics published by the "Annalist", the dras tic readjustments and "staggering fi nancial losses," of wich it speaks, were started during the Democratic regime in 1920. The revival has come under Republican policies. UNTAXED WEALTH THE ASSBSMENT of property pre sents many difficulties of more than usual evaluation or tangible pos sessions. The question of placing the hidden wealth of the nation in a posi tion where it can bear Its just burden, is one which has been an enigma tq assessors for many years. The rolls j in Clackamas county show Borne i $40,000 in money notes and acounts. This is all of the financial wealth which is taxed per se. a. o motto, f nrattaal solution to I the problem, nationally, the honds, now exempt, of municipalities ana etntAs nrn rtrawlne attention. It is understood that President Harding will urge Congress to adopt a resolu tion at the coming short session pro posing a) constitutional amendment enabling the federal government tq levy a tax on future issues of mun iclnal bonds. Treasury officials esti mate the amount of such securities now outstanding at from $ 12,000,000,- 000 to $15,000,000,000. Their sale was greatly stimulated by the onerous taxes. Persons of large, income made haste to convert their taxable hold ings into state, county and city bonds. the income from which has been neiq tv the courts to be exempt fromi federal taxes under the constitution. The annual income from those hnndn ia almost S600.000.000. Droh ably a third of which" would flow into the federal treasurv it they had been sold subject to income taxes and sur taxes. But the loss of revenue to tne government is not the only reason for asking a constitutional amendment. Under the present system the demandj for municipal issues has Teen so great that states and their subdivisions have been induced to issue securities be yond their normal needs, thus greatly increasing public indebtedness and adding to the burdens of the taxpay ers 0. 1 TrndiiHv industrv has also suft municipal projects. Manufacturers in Tnnnis.1r.ai nmiafta AT a nn fa ftiinro in I search of new money have been forced! ... . . . to sen Donas Bearing an morainauBiyn . . , - j v.. j , ' mgn interest rate, anu Liie uevemp-j ment of American industry has suf- fered accordingly. The proposed ' i .- .1 .! ! cnange in me orgamic law is in Keep' . it- ,ix ... . -: lag wua me spirit ui uutiLwa txo expressed in the constitution, namely, that taxes shall be uniform. There appears to be no adequate reason why those who do not care to pay) their fair share of taxation should find an avenue of escape tnrough invest- ment in more tax-exempt municipal bonds. Eighty New York employees of the mouis iuum ijiii wcui on -, BU ItLB VCtaU39 lUB UlUtCIU IC1UDCU - reduce their waerea. No wonder the1 Englishmen insist that it is the Yan kees, after all, who are lacking in a sense "of humor. Tho Amoriresn ngtlnnal Haht Vt a been cut from $26,596,701,468.01 to. o nr?7 too noc o . v. - nnnHn,nn- ne V, treasury- reports. Quite a sizeable slice from a Melton or no small proportions. Ex-kalser Wllhelm is reported as being "fretful'' on the eve of his wed ding. Miles Standish wasn't the only one. A temperature of 4 above has been registered at Prinveville. Living in Oregon City has its adventages. About this time, the only candidate we are sure of is Andy Gump. ' "Earthquake visits Wyoming eil fields." May have been only the fall of hope in the heart of the man who bought stock. Portland Journal. They are throwing so much booze overboard in the Atlantic that the crop of pickled herring ought to be good. Charleston Gazette. The Roseburg druggists today an nounce that no more horse liniment will be sold to folks who have no horses. Roseburg News-Review. "I am for the ;people," declares Lloyd George. Going to show that English politics has been consider ably Americanized. Eugene Guard. No doubt zero in depression is when a man feels like 30 marks. Cleveland Commercial. It appears that while the Allies are dividing the Turks are multiplying. New York Tribune. Most of those who change have theirs. Post. oppose all -Washington We can't imagine anything worse in Russia than the way some men have their hair cut. Oregon Journal. Tt nnneara that while the Allien Are i f f r " v - - dividing the Turks are multiplying. New York Tribune. Self-determination is fine when mixed with equal parts of selfcon trol. Wall Street Journal. The bright side of the Near-East situation is the outside. Anaheim Plain Dealer. It will not be long before the coal peddler will be asking you; "One lump or two" New York American. - Mr. Bryan has cut his hair. Ap parently, he didn't want to be mistak en for a flapper. Asbvllle Times. Borrowed Comment What Editors of State and National Papers Have to Say. One of our smart daily papers con tained a wrlteup of a funeral the other day in which we noticed the reporter mentioned the important fact that "the deceased lay quietly in his coffin." That's a very unusual thing for a dead man to do, and of course had to be- mentioned in the daily. Grant County Journal. If somebody hadn't murdered that New Jersey rector. Hall, 'and his af finity, those mushy love letters prob ably never would have been printed in thA niuners. So if they catch the fiend responsible for this outrage he ought to be boiled in oil over a slow fire. Eugene Guard. Portland Is hauling her L W. W.'s to the city limits an telling them to "git.- If they "git" down the river to Astoria, we'll just naturally ask this Portland caravan to haul em hank strain and start 'em in another direction. We don't want 'em. Astor ia Budget. That old line, "He who Bteals my purse steals trash," or something of tho. vinrt. in obsolete with many of us. who haven't been able to afford a purse since before the war. Ore gon Journal. - If the statements of all the alleged eye-witnesses to the killing of the rector and choir leader are taken in to account the Phillips farm must have been the trysting place for the entire community. Eugene Register. "Spirits leave hand prints," says a headline. Perhaps they do, but that is brown taste" the individual experi ences the next morning. Roseburg News-Review. Mr. Ford should be patient about rofnrminir our currency. In a little reforming our currency, m "" while he'll have it all, and then he can. use ms own juagmeui. mond News-Leader. A newspaper writer says North cliffe had no friends, except his wife shwfng SVese unsettled times.- OUW TV THrmineham Age-Herald We hear on good authority that all We rtenr on eood aumoriiy uuoi a. i penny-in-the-slot machines in Russia nnA ,itn in re- tanks aro uow uce 1 , , i .v. rt),-,n nfu.Int of rubles, iur mo jl.v Punch (London). r ' wo are rflnidlv becoming a soil we c j - nannio Tfir-ct it wa soft collars ana i7--.... - - . i shirts, then soft drinks, and now u is to be soft coal. Boston Shoe ana Leather Reporter. ' When we get caught in the deluge with neither umbrella nor overcoat it ! would be a pleasant pastime to slay i the guy who says, "I'm glad the rain jhas come at last." Oregon Journal. i named Cellars running for clty commissioner in Portiana. wnai mnstitnents will want to ll.UOi J Ulf know, is, is he wet or dry? Polk County Itemizer. Football is rivaling baseball In na tional popularity in spite of the fact that there Is more Kicsing aoum - Eugene Guard There are 1425 lawyers in Oregon No wonder there are never enough po litical jobs to go around. Eugene Guard. It is hard to understand a sex that is too proud to do housework at $15 a week, but will marry and do it for nothing. Brookville Record. Still it looks like poor tactics for Kemal to massacre out of existence practically all his prospective taxpay ers. Dallas News. Trouble with bo many "poen minds" they're just as open on the exit side as on the entrance side. Oregon Journal. The way Jackie Coogan is keeping out of the divorce courts is an ex ample to all other movie stars. Ore gon Journal. Anyway, oneprivilege that will nev er be taken away from the Ameri can citizen is that of paying taxes. Union Republican. They say shoes will be cheaper dur ing the winter, but they do not tell us what winter. New York Ameri can. We no sooner settle the troubles with our own miners than our tran quility is threatened by that Asia Mi nor. Columbia Record. They tell us that thirty different chemicals have been discovered in sea water. Outside, we suppose, the three-mile limit. New York Herald. "France and England are drawing together," Bays an editor. It appear for a time that France would draw first. Indianapolis Star. Our idea of the Internal fitness of thinva Ulrflm .Tohnsnn mnnliip on a prune piatrorm. unio state jour nal. The operators and the miners are optimistic, which spells a hard win ter for the consumers. Columbus Record. The coal strike did a lot to make fire-prevention week a success. Washington Post, It appears that the Turks have the prophet and the Allies the loss. ' Washington Post. it's wood alcohol. Deb's Magazine. The Of Bee Cat. By Junius. BEFOkE YACA'rrON Little bank roll, ere we part. Let me hug you to my heart. For a year I've clung to you, I've been faithful you've been true. AFTER VACATION Little bank roll, one glad day You and I both went away ' To a gay and festive spot. I've come back, but you have not! This is the day and age when wo men make their husbands obey them but not their children. A North Hill woman says that home is a place where woman worna it hours a day. j CRUSOE ADVERTISED Robinson Crusoe was a successful advertiser. He wanted a ship help He improvised )an "ad" his shirt flung from a. pole stuck la the sand of the island where he and Friday had been marooned. The circulation and pulling power of the frayed "ad" were small there was no other medium but Crusoe kept at It, despite the fact he got no inquiries for a long time. He changed "copy" as one gar ment after another was whipped to shreds. In the end he got what he wanted a ship. Crusoe demonstrated the value of sustained advertising. He didn't kick over the pole, cuss Friday and sit down to wait or nature to take Its course, just because he didn't get re sults right off the bat. "How do you like living in a flat" "First rate, old boy. Every time my wife has company I have to go out to make room." Kven when some birds give you - , . tBlrp something for nothing and you take it you get the worst of it. "I vish I vas as religious as Sam my." "And vyr - "He clasps his hands so ngui " prayer he can't . get .'-0 CUlltJvlvii VXU.w -ii- tiw th other day where u.""- - ., . three hundred people tha( tr- We have felt line noing i"' We have felt like doing tnat ma many times ourselves. "Nlggah, shoot yoh dollar, and give us a little Ford action." "Boy. what do you-all mean by Ford action V "Shake, rattle, and roll, nlggan, shake, rattle and roll." THOUGHTS OF A MIDDLE-AGED GUY The old stuff they used to guage Now never reaches middle-age. eets leare to print a kiss, he doesn't need to extend his remarks. xxTa trAt rffll siderable' mountain climbing looking after our trunks at the depot; In money raising campaigns the only thing that really counts is the coin. Giving loua ana cheers heln little. Giving a promise .to pay and then not payhig is another form of iull that counts for nothing. Keep the cheers for tne xurcn ui -n, and give the coin if your really want to boost. w t Mrlnlc cure" institu- iHUflL VJL . .t , -nnntrv have gone out . v.u0 oinfe the enactment oi prohibition. Probably because there is no antidote for the bootleg brana Eugene Guard. The average period of circulation of a Hve dollar bill is ten mouwo nntn; ancordine to a statis LUIS " " tical sharp. We never could keep ours going that long. Kugene unu. rt ureii hold aloof. The i Minn, is untimely -, nnlv held off until II lumcj ii " - . Thanksgiving, we'd know what to dot with her. Philadelphia evening r- lic Ledger. t stranee that a man who dug himself into a subterranean pal ace while the battle of the Argonne was going on has the courage to mar ry a widow with five children. Cleve land Commercial. A Swedish inventor has patented a glass bottle that won't break. Now V . !.. invent a broken ior some v . bottle that won't cut an automobile n, TMaahvllle Soutnern man. v. thankful that Adamf L us - when he named the animals, was un influenced by the man who names Pullman cars. Fort Smith Times Record. A new issue of stamps for the Brit ish West Indies shows Columbus hold ing a telescope 100 years before it was invented! Pittsburg Dispatch. f tho economies of the dry period is that it now takes but one hip to make a hurrah instead of two as formerly. Cincinatti Enquirer. Another revenue raiser for Mr. Pierce impose a tax on wearers or these newfangled toreador tpants. Oregonian. Trotzky had decreed military train ing compulsory. A beautiful thing the perfect freedom of Rusia. St. Paul Dispatch. "Ford to run for Senator." says a honHHnn. That's more than tney IlWAa - - , - someMmes will do for the rest of us Seattle Times. Do You Remember? Stories of the Old Pioneers and Yarns from Old Newspapers. FIFTY-FIVE YEARS AGO Taken from the Oregon City Enter prise, November 2, 1867. . Wanted Two Hundred Cooks The subscriber wishes to make arrange ment for 200 cooks to enter his ser vice during the next four years. As it Is anticipated that any one of this number will remain more than one week, they will not be asked to enlist for a. lonzer neriod. Discharge papers from previous employer will be re onired. Two active boys" are engaged to wait upon the cook, and a carriage is always ready on Sunday to convey her to church. Water and gas in, every room in the house. The grocer ies are not under locic ana Key, out arm subject a all times to tne tree use of the cook. Cold dinners on oun jar tn accommodate the cook. Com nanv in th kitchen allowed at ail hours of the niKht and day. The cook's washing can be done at the laundry if she desires it. two eve nings a week allowed the cook to vis- It places of public amusement- antj two evenings to visit her cousins. She is not exDected to answer either of the door bells or wash the front door steps. No dog or cat kept on the premises. Hack hire will be paid on tho arrival and departure of each cook. -Surgeon's certificate required a to the caoability of those applying to perform the work. Wages $6 per week, paid in gold. Apply to B. Lin kum, Lock Box 16,789, Boston post office. A Year Otti The Oregon City En terprise, published and edited by D. C. Ireland, bean its second volume wlthhe issue of last Saturday. When Brother Ireland commenced its pub lication, it was considered extremely doubtful whether the undertaking could be carried through a single year, but the result has been quite different. The paper has not only lived but grown apparently strong and healthy, having been once eniarg- ed through pressure of advertising patronage, and Is now a valuable in- j stitution of Clackamas county adjoining counties. Ire and is a nat- ural newsmonger, and if his readers! do not get all the current items worxn , vnowin?. it is certainly not his fault We wish for the second volume of the Oregon- City Enterprise double pros perity of the first. Oregonian. Rebecca Degree On next Tuesday evening there will be a meeting of the Daughters of Rebecca at the hall of the I. O. O. F. in this city. THIRTY YEAR8 AGO Taken from the Oregon" City Enter prise November 4, 1892. Sam Simpson. Oregon's best and most widely known poet, has taken a position on the Astoria Daily Budget. Mr. Simpson at one time was manag ing editor of the Overland Monthly, published at San Francisco. He was also employes at a large salary by the Bancroft Historical Publishing Company, and has held other respon sible and important positions. Peter McKay, and Indian of the Grand Rondo, reservation. d,raws a monthly pension of $8 for services rendered the United States" govajft. ment during the Rogue river war of 1854-5. McKay is the only Indian in Oregon, bo -far as is known, who re ceives a pension for services in war. Salem saloon men have petitioned the mayor to stop all gambling in the .AM .,ha lato of the City ior one yei n,m petition. This looks like a queer re - quest to ask of the officers, as it is supposed by most people inai their duty to look into this matter anyway. ot, n.i,..;iinG will five a his- HQ f rCDUJvl"0 o- torical sociable at their church on of this week. " A very pleasant and profitable evening is ex pected. Last Sunday night hurglars enter ed the meat market of C. O. Albright by removing a back window and pry ing open a door. They took the cash register from the sales room into tne office where they rifled it at their leisure and got $135 for their trou ble. The register was unlocked so no damage was done. A chrysanthemum show will be giv en on Friday evening at the Baptist church. The Judges are to Mrs. E. E. Williams, Mrs. F. E. Donaldson j Charles Meserve. a mu""-"1 " auu r.hm,ntq will be ?of the evening. ' Electric Station imprvv..... ,..v nower water wheel was new iUIWlOrSB " . v.... . .. plectric power nouse auuuv put m tne more one two weef 200 horse power ?i rVive and put in place. Dy - will soon arr e added. The im- nimmmtl will equip the station for provemenis .ncadescent lights of running lo-uv 10M arc ligllts . MM MiSna nower each. Its water Of 000 canuio V" nnw- tt of these improvements are er. Most OI tnese imp cJ , i ..-..ttT will dp n iivfi'w " . -mi oh nower tor tne ikbbi. w...- . nVnv However, provision XIIULU WMif" " ' fMfV L,rC rnVn for eiving Oregon uuy oXrdescenrtgllamps instead " m. -rnn Rlectric power " tnn DrBwui ,. - - . running machinery will also be fur - nished here soon We fancy Mr. Hearst has his mo - mants of depression when he feels meuis v- - - . waste - tnrA of his time and money try-. ing to save New York. Columbia Record. . " The glory that "was Greece contin- ues to be in the past tense. Indian- spoils News. The Book Corner. By C. E. G. THE AVERAGE MOULD BABBIT: By Sinclair Lewis. The weakness of "Main Street" is the strength of "Babbitt". When Sinclair Lewis started out to "do the average American small town. and did it with such effective ama ness and sarcasm that he hoisted ap s. r. o, sign over the libraries and book stores, he developed a fondness for averages. Carol was intended to be the average woman. Babbitt intended to be the average man. But Sinclair knows men better, by rar, than he does women. It would seem that Lewis thought of Arnold Bennett and then changed hl mind. The book is not risque, not actually, but it would like to be. That Is because Babbitt would nave liked to be. As a staid, respectable business man of Zenith, not too much trnnhlut hv a nnwioiu in his real estate dealings, George S. Babbitt! finds life none, too interesting. His wife and his family form a sort oi conventional appendage work palls upon him and excitement, well, there Isn't any. And then Paul Riesling fails him. Paul, musician bjr Instinct,' tar-paper roofing salesman by profession, was to Babbitt a younger brother. But the counterpart of Babbitt's life got the best of Paul. Zilla. his wife, is nerve-rackine. Paul breaks under! the strain. It is a pivotal point forf George. Tanis Judique, widowed and) charming, incites the realtor to do a, few things he shouldn't have. Not that Babbitt gets really bad. He) couldnt go that far probably because the average man hasn't the nerve tq do the thing he really wants to, and after he has the chance, finds he doesn't want to after all. But with Ted it is different, and if there is any moral in the tale, (though Sinclair doesn't moralize openly ever) it is in the last printed) reel. Miseiviners and "verboten" meant nothing to the son of Babbitt. WUneSg Is marriage. There was a d d t t morning the Bah famUy horitjjed tQ see Te4 the mMst Qf rltication George s., to his son alone, perhaps after all. one in. tom dictates Then in truth, father and son become the "Babbitt men." There Is some reflection " of the town. But the book is not as drab as "Main Street" The story is of a) more common type a man whose outlook on life is bounded by opin ions gleaned through the Elks,- ser mons from the pulpit, the Republican party and the Booster's Club. It has less of the bone dry vlvisectionf which Mr. Mencken so decries. It is more human perhaps because Sin clair is closer to the man than the woman, even on paper. WHERE BABBITT COOLS An interesting sidelight on Babbitt, and incidently Mr. Lewis and the American public's use of slang comes in the English edition of the novel. The edition, the -Litefrary Digest points out, is printed with a glossary, "much to the amusement of Heywood Broun", who in the New York World writes: . "Unfortunately the translator seems to have been far from expert, and we" find: 'Where you get off where you are making a mistake Roustabout - revolutionary," 'Ram bunctious cantankerous.' For a cli max in this, comedy of errors we have saved, 'Flivver cheap motor car of delicate build.' MTn a p-nori mji n v instances we are surprised to find phrases which we , ,-- - - - r ... 1 nad supposed to do international iiai- j-ed as Americanisms. We did not sup pose that flivver stopt at tne water s edge, and we are a little puzzled to find 'Frame-house built of a wood en frame with horizontal . wooden Dlanking for walls.' Frame-house t ; ought not to need a definition. A irame-nousc is wen, jua. ua house. . "Now and again the interpreter who has undertaken to transpose 'Babbitt' from American into English has permitted himself a few humor ous flights not entirely compatible with the seriousness proper to a phil ologist. Thus, he writes in hig gloss ary: 'Ice-cream soda ice-cream in so da water with fruit flavoring, a ghast-, l7le:J:rT with hisf 'Queen a respectable" vo man.' But possibljwthat is nothing but local pride. The glossary is a little disturbing to any one with a leaning toward in i ra"."""""-- , - sneak- our laneuaee and whose clvili ternationalism. Here is a people wn j zation is supposedly similar to our : zation IS supposedly similar iu - u t . . 1 a sown, ana yet a numuer ui w " " u j A, and phrases which we use in every- aa i AnMnnwno,XM orA as. oTipn to them nuU u. oo --- --- " " day conversation are so anen . .nloinoH anrt mai lacy nave .u uj often explained wprong. One: grows i discouraged with plans for human i brotherhood when he finds "Doodads j thlngummies' and realizes that not only are the English ignorant of our language, but that they also have one 0f their own. j "Consider too how great is the gap ! thcaA two friendl-ir nations ! uct,. j when it is necessary for the editor of i0Khltf .mLIn- Pnll- mo ""B""" iu i- man car no smoking is allowed inj I .Unr.ltlff 0 f nttp sleeping or parlor-cars, out at one end is a compartment labeled-Men" contamme wasning-Dasms, .a wan . seat and two chairs. Here smoking is i PCIUIIOOUIC. - ! lt ig jU8t announced that John D.'s lncome is larger than Henry Ford's. n , jfit v it isn't the original cost so much as it ia the npkeep. Detroit News. j The difference is that a statesman thinks he belongs to the State, and a politician thinks the State belongs to him. Duluth Herald. The Woman's Column. By Florence Rlddlck-Boys. ARTIFICIAL AUNTS There are many women with the mother heart, and no little ones to cuddle. On the other hand there are burdened mothers who hve more than they can manage and to whom it would be . a blessing if someone would take care of the children at times while they caught up with their work, or rested, or found a little change or (recreatlof. . Motlrers, If they are to keep alive and alert and up-to-date, must mingle with the world, and go out with Husks ad. and he fresh and pepped-up, e&e. as the years go by. Husband will notice they are old fogies and not like the women he meets elsewhere, and children will excuse Mother for her behind-the-times-ness, and be a little ashamed of her, to boot. Mothers ara jnet peo ple and need to live mucn cuss oiaei people. Their farfamed sacrifices do make them sweet, but hack-wesdsy. Behold then the beauty sf the Aunt, If she is a real aumt, all the better. There are no mors beloved people anywhere than the n nts of our childhood. Riley sings oae h 'Out to Old Aunt Mary's." And sneaking of a father once he makes his sll hero; say. "My Dad's 'ist so kind. He's not like a Dad at alL but mora like an Uncle." The same rating applies to mothers and aunts, when mothers get fagged with many and constant cares, while aunts are fresh and Interested. But not everybody has a real aunt at his disposal, where he oaa make good, practical use of "her. The best substitute is an artificial aunt. They have them in many places, some kind hearted woman or girl whe takes care of children for hire, and for the love of the job, while their mother at tends a concert, makes a few calls, goes shopping or does some work. This is a splendid business for the woman who must remain at hec home but wants to earn a little extra mon ey. And lucky is the mother who can find such an aunt; she will not become anti-quated. Go to the Aunt, thou overburdened mother of a fam ily. HOW DO YOU WASH YOUR FACE? "Beauty is but skin deep" then how important the care of the skin! Do you know how to wash yours right or are you abusing it? This is the way Beauty Doctors say to do it: Use warm, soft water and a m8d soap once a day. If you live in a smoky city, it may be necessary to do it oftener. - If you have hard water you may soften it by boiling, which precipi tates the lime, or you may use bran, a handful to a basin of water. Be very porticular "about the soap you use. Your druggist will be able to advise you, about what is the very purest. Usually such soap is not cheap, but it is well worth paying a little extra for. For the face, only such soap should be used as is fit for the delicate skin of a baby. Having found, tne soap, do not use too much of it, but make a lather and wash gently and thoroughly to remove all dirt and grease. Then wash the soap and soapy water off with warm water and rinse with cold water to close the pores. This will keep dirt out of them and help to keep the skin elastic, if the pores are not closed with the cold douse, they become stiff and enlarged and hold dirt and grease and you have black heads. If your skin is too dry, be very careful not to use much soap. Mas sage lightly 'with a high grade oil once a week to keep it soft. Avoid such pheparations as contain alcohol, bay rum, borax, or anything drying. If your skin is too oily, wash it more frequently with the warm soapy water, but be very careful to close the pores or they will enlarge and become coarse and hold dirt. . The fine, smooth, soft skin is attain ed " by being very chary of both creams and powders, which clog the pores and make them so unhealthy that they will not work vrell- Protect the delldate skin with good face pow der when exposed to Bun or winds but wash it off as soon as you can. Al ways go to bed with a clean face. This lets the pores rest and relax and se- in the ,0 wash only with tep ;,i vstp, without snail. Cleansing creams will remove dirt, but t takes the wash to remove the cleansing cream. JUNIOR WOMEN'S CLUB une OI tne new emci . . . 1 T7. .1 . " XXrnman'a taxen or m reuciauuu ii m... Ciuha is the establishing of Junior -nr a.. rl,ihcs ..rtmnnAAll Of the women's uiuds, compuaeu ul j -a nrr,an on1 nthore aaugmera ui wuu ""'" The8e are interesting young women In the work and ideals espoused by the women's clubs and are training fu- ture rkers. The women say "If our ideaia are worth anything, let us pass : on. incidentally, the mothers ! are learning things from the daugh- , tera and are being inspired by their i nthnaiasm ireea juuus en.. FASHION NOTES m 1 .TTnn.nroan1 fa ironarflllT A 10 iw o- - - character -J cauou vi. -- ly speaks that there is poverty in the tn on soul of the over-dresser and honA oho must make it up divert I . Si. n n nrAFA nV your attention irom n - """-'" 1 piling a god deal on her back, vtxt- ttnonn It in pivinp- a shove in tne direction of not being "safe for democ- racy. What does the poor nine ""p girl think about when she sees mi lady sailing down the street be-dazzled and be-dizzened in over fine finery? Does it make life easier or harder for her? 1111.1