OREGON CITY ENTERPRISE EDITORIAL P AGE OREGON CITY ENTERPRISE Butlta4 Evan F14y E. E- BRODIE, Editor and Publisher, j Entered at Oregon City. Oregon. Post otQc aa aeoond-claaa attr j SUBSCRIPTION RATES I 1 Tear - 76 ! C Months BO i Subscribers win " i piration stamped on their papers fol lowing their name. If last payment la not cremea, amm - the matter will receiTe onr attention. ) Advertising Rates on application. f- NEAR AND YET TOO FAR AMERICA LOOKS UP from the breakfast table and contemplates with well-fed horror the conditions in -k -Kaar Ratit. The average man. LUC - - ' . perfectly generous, and very much a human being, feels shocked, remarks to his wife across the span of linen, . that something should be done about it, and turns the page to become lost , in the perusal of the financial or sport . 'section. One of the most striking stories of the total lack of the barest necessities, a story that is almost incredible, : rnmcs from Dr. Esher Lovejoy, of, Portland, who is at work for the Near East Relief in Smyrna. Dr. Lovejoy writes: "Never was a group of babies brought into the world under stranger jj, ,-iinrliTirH I have just Ur DW1UC1 13 ui i lj - - , returned .to Constantinople from a; week in the inferno of Smyrna. Ij worked day and night directing the, birth of hundreds of infants. Many were born on the planks of the wharf, the laboring mothers being protected i from the panic stricken crowd only j by the thin white line of American j sailors. One baby was born while its young mother was standing in line j unwilling to give up her place even for the birth of her first child. "Turkish soldiers systematically j wxt Tn Tofn stags, wrenching rings , from women's fingers. The quiet of j the night is disturbed by piercing cries from young women and girls who are being taken by Turkish soldiers. They desist from their crimes only when the searchlights from American war ships are turned on them." To the United States, the war has passed. For a brief time the Maritan c!oud hung over the horizan, but for the time at least the danger of a Turk ish onslaught is not imminent. Ap peals for aid, to a national conscious ness jaded by the "drives" of three years ago, mean little. And yet is the appeal from the Christians in tne Near East less worthy of recognition? j The American Relief organization has asked for $15,000,000. "With this fund, a millioji sufferers are to be cared for. Regardless of creed, con dition, or any other factor, to provide for them is the duty of tlfi only nation which in the world today is organized to provide the relief . J. J. Handsaker of Portland, who is the state director of the Near East Re lief, who is located at 613 Stock Ex change Building, Portland, is handling the work from Oregon, and is appeal ing for contributions. His plea is the doubly sincere one of the man who has worked among the suffering peo ple and knows their condition, a con dition worthy of the attention of ev eryone who lives beneath the social and economic security of these United States. A NONESSENTIAL COURSE THERE IS MORE to a university than books. There is . consider able that is gained in a collegiate course which makes for better man hood and womanhood that does not spring from pursuit of the academic curiculum. Student life is a part of a university education which is in valuable. Ana it is to this end that student activities, sports, and such things are provided. The affair in Los Angeles Friday, however, is going a trifle too far In this direction. Rivalry in college cir cles is desirable. It makes for that elusive something that is classed as "school spirit." But fights with clubs and brickbats, to the physical injury of the combatants is not necessary. The students themselves in their saner moments will recognize this as fact. In Oregon there is a spirit of jeal ousy between the university and the agricultural college. It is manifested but seldom in violence. The fight is reserved for the gridiron and the dia mond. This is as it should be. The keener the rivalry, the better for the schools and the individuals compris ing their espective student bodies. It teaches the worth of .the sporting spirit which is a valuable adjunct to daily life. But it should also teach good sportsmanship, and the desire for clean competition. This is the lesson that California has to learn. The example of the Oregon schools can be recommended. In te exuberance of youth it is for gotten that the best point about a good thing Is knowing when you have enough. This applies to collegiate rivalry as well as meat and drink. A NEGLECTED. RESPONSIBILITY FTHE POPULAR MIND an in dictment is returned against the average motorist for all of the mis haps upon the highways. It is true ttat fhe careless driver is fo blame for the greater proportion of the ac cidents. There is no brief for reck lessness and no excuse for speeding. But whatever the faults and short coroiags of the man behind the wheel may be, the pedestrian should realize that he bears a certain responsibility 1n protecting the safety of the road. The last special session of the leg islature in revising the highway code, provided that all persons walking on the roadg should use the left side. Al though this is contrary to the popu lar idea of proper procedure, its value is obvious. The man, walking on the left side, is facing travel coming to ward him. If necessary through the press of other cars on the highway, he iwnsiiiiniiHTrTtT-Tm-rr 1 1 miimiiiiiiiiiiiiMWHiMmiimiimimmww can step off of the pavement, and is warned to do so in time. Cars going in the same direction as he is going, pass upon the opposite side without bothering him. This rule is often neglected. Dur ing the past few months failure in Its observance has resulted in several minor accidents, happily none of them serious. The lesser mishaps, should be a warning to the walker that he too should assume some of the re sponsibility when traversing the main traveled thoroughfares. Men who drive cars are seldom of n .i,ia wursni when they take to the highways afoot. They under stand the difficulty which faces the motorist who approaches several peo ple who are walking in the direction he is driving on the right hand side of the road. But the man or woman who has never driven fails to compre hend that passing pedestrians is equally as precarious a matter for the autoist as it is for the man afoot. During the nights the observance of the law is more necessary than during the day time. At the present season of the year, with a heavy fog often covering the roads, the pedes trian who nses the right hand side does so at his peril.' . It should be remembered also that the law is plain upon this point. A pedestrian who is injured on the wrong side of the road has little re course for damages, just as the motor ist who is on the wrong side of the highway becomes liable for an acci dent Motorists, as a tribe, are hu man" reasonably careful, and desirous of doing the right thing. Consider ation of the walker demands the ped estrian's consideration of the law and the autoist. Oregon City traffic is still menaced by the iron policemen at Tenth and Fourteenth streets on Main. The coal oil lamps are so dirty that the light : a lm.n five feet. -annot ue seen i""'7 . . , It might be agood idea for partment to occasionally take alittle exercise and clean off the chimneys of the lamps as long as the city is too oor to pay the prive of installing elec trie globes. - Bill Jackson, of Poplar Bluff, 100 years old and going strong, says its due to chewing tobacco. "Bury me with a chew of tobaccer in my j aw. is his plea- He expresses the cer tainty that later he will have no op portunity to smoke. f tii Chicago wheat pit A lie - . THlline off of a few col- lege professors and making of more . mechanics. The genuemiu, tion lacks the dignity-of academic training. A Kansas City medium has appealed for legal aid to wrest from a usurper the spirit of "Little Eva" whom she claims another medium has taken from her. She should have come here for advice. An Oregon City injunction can stop anything. Prohibition brings strange wrin kles. Upon a time, the head of the house used to get aruns ira should have given his wife. In Eu gene, a man arrested for imbibing, was released when friend wife mailed the money to pay his fine. Development of a fast, hardplaying eleven at the local high school is a credit to be the faculty as well as the students. The fostering of a spirit of clean sportsmanship is a valuable ad junct to academic work. Lloyd George evidently isn't going to take a back seat in English politics. The determination of the premier to keep up the fight is one of the best things that could have happened to England. A mule in Walla Walla is said to have attained the age of 38. Looking over the congressional record will prove that even this is no record for chronic kickers. ' There is one thing wrong with the idea to form a national woman's party. Since the woman suffrage question has been settled, there isn't anything else the fair sex can agree upon. County officials in Ohio are going to close a road , which has become a rendezvous for petting parties. That's one way to leave the spooners unmo lested. Dr. Gardner says that the use of tobacco may well be one of the attri butes of a perfect lady. That's good news. The perfect lady crop must be on the increase. The only thing that can be bought in Germany for one mark today is a wire naiL That seems to be what's holding down the value of German currency. Two pounds of butter now costs as much in Germany as a cow did before the war. There are some kinds of stock it doesn't pay to water. The Kansas City man who whipped his wife because she smoked, probably laid his pipe upon the sink board while he performed the operation. A Long Beach, California, couple were arrested for spooning in a tree. Hitch your wagon to a star. city hall ex- j of growing j We havent notice- hibiting any sympfeft pains. I Plans for the hill outlet to the Pac- United States to give his annual fare ific highway seem to have gone south, well concert tour. Eugene Register. I II Borrowed Comment What Editors of State and National Papers Have to Say. A Sioux City, Iowa, policeman had a great deal of trouble with a certain girl auto-speeder. . whom he arrested and warned time and again. Finding his remonstrances of no avail, the of ficer married her to reform her. Speed ing is said to be on the increase on the beats of marriageable policemen in Sioux City. Corvallis Gazette Times. It is a long way around to get notice able results in the way of lower taxes, but if the people will just keep in mind that they are just as responsible for higher taxes, in many respects, as the officeholder, eventually things will work out all right. Roseburg News Review. Every dollar of all the money in circulation in the United : States changes hands on an -average seven times a month. How can it do that when there are only four pay days? But. anyhow, that explains why it is so hard to hang on to a dollar. It has to go the rounds. Oregon Statesman. What is so rare as a fall day in Eastern Oregon? With ideal weather, the fields full of hay and' grain ready for market and plenty of work for everybody so Inclined, this section can feel herself as one of the most favor ed spots in the northwest. Haines Record. A Tacoma woman prefers ' jail to affixing her signature to certain docu ments the court ordered her to sign, saying "she signed some papers once and was always sorry. Referring to the application for a marriage license, maybe. Eugene Register. Maude Adams Jas perfected an in vention to permit the showing of mo tion pictures without dimming the theatre lights. If Maude could hear what engaged couples over the coun try think of the scheme, her ears would burn. Eugene Register. Surely something to harvest most of the year. First it was strawberries, then loganberries, peaches and ever green berries, then prunes and hops, now the English walnuts, apples and spuds; and so its goes. Amity Stand ard. . uw Hum the Democratic party ever expect to get around the Republican state central committee's fearless ap proval of the Rossevelt highway down the Oregon coast. Medford Mail-Tribune. A city that has built a reputation with industry and commerce should .itv. The stay-backs and pull-backs among its citizens often harm themselves more tnan mey u their city. Baker Heram. . . T-i TT.. ...1 i-t T rV til A "Legion neaa nnyo - Bonus", says a headline. That's all ... ... , IIIta n VnnW right witn us. omy wj u whether he used a golf stick or just an ordinary club. Eugene Guard. Wilson tried to make the world safe for democracy, Harding is going to try to make it dry. Will Hays will make a picture of it, and McAdoo will show the real thing. Eugene Guard. President Ebert has issued a decree forbidding speculation in German cur rency But who wants to speculate in a thing that is worthless Eugene Register. The cost of . living has increased in three months on everything except what the farmer raises. Can you blame him for having a small grouch? Crane American. The housing problem seems diffi cult of solution in Eugene, me car penters can't work fast enough, it seems, to keep up with the demand- Eugene Guard. It is consensus of opinion that Port land should quit fretting about a world's fair in 1927, and try and get a ball team in 1923 Medford Mail Tribune. If we were as adept in recognizing people's rights as we are in seeing their wrongs, the world would go along like a song. Roseburg News Reiew. Marcelo de Alvara has been inaug urated as the 18th president of Ar gentina. Hereafter, we judge, mar cels will be the very height of fashion. Eugene Register. - President Ebert has issued a decree forbidding spculation in German cur wiifT. But who wants to sneculate in 'a. thing that is worthless? Eugene Register. It is reported that . the football teams are thinking of carrying a few studies as a sideline ths season. Ash land Tidings. This abdicating is getting to be a popular sport, wnat u me women take It up next and mother abdicates? Albany Democrat. Move over and give the Balkan war cloud a chance. It is her first appear ance for a long time. And how famil iar she looks. Oregon Statesman. They used to say that the only good Indian was a dead Indian, but they overlooked Indian summer. Eu gene Register. The ex-kaiser's hride Bays she will assume the title of "Queen of Prussia." She's acting more like the joker than a queen. Eugene Register. Paderewski has sailed for- the - 1 The Of Bee Cat. .By Junius. Old Lady OI conductor, please stop the train. I dropped my wig out of the window." i Conductor" Never mind. lady, there is a switch this side of the next sta tion. What would you call a man who hid behind a woman's skirts." "A magician." Chicago experimenters ' are feeding Children sheep glands to build their brains; -tfhich Inspires the following. Mary had a little imb; She ate a gland one day. Now Bla, bla. bla, bla, bla, bla,! . Is all that she can say. Thn wife of a cara?n man in St. robbing and arson. In this part of the country the garage men do the rough stuff themselves and do not ask their wives to help ''out. Golfer "I want a boy who can rnint Now. what are five. six. and tnree. Caddie "Five, six- and three, sir? Eleven, sir." "Come on. You'll do." In days of oide, whenne nyghts were colde. A girle, whenne wythe a feller, If she hade sande, woulde holde hys j hande. And thynke she was an heller. j But nowe a dayes, whenne Ice does glaze I T& takes ande alle that boundes them ! Ye daymes get mad if every ladde j Don'te wrappe themselves arrounde ' them. A sandwich and a concoction at nft ririnv stand recall the glory that we grease and the grandeur that j was rum. To lengthen or not to lengthen it, That Is the question. CAUSE AND EFFECT . Mistress: You have seven waists in ha wash this -week. Mv daughter has . : only two. j Maid: Your daughter's young man's I a bank clerk. Mine's a coal man." in tii a ffrat six months of this JTrar, 1 1,120,000 autos and trucks were built. ; That's going and trucking some. i RIGHTO j "What are the wild waves saying?" she asked, sweetly. And as he thought of the tips that ; had sent him broke he groaned: "I think they're all saying iximme. Another reason for high garage bills is the fact that every mechanic leaves about 50 cents' worth of grease on your steering wheel. Many a sweet pensive little girl grew up to be just expensive. ;. It isn't likely that the boss would ever become boss if he had quit be cause he didn't like the boss. She: in Africa a man doesn't know his wife until after he has married her. - He: Huh, Why mention Africa par ticularly. Iowa has a baby that cried mother as soon as it was born. Coney Island not to be outdone has a boy with 14 shining teeth on its birthday. Next some state will produce a youngster old enough to vote when it arrives. FROM LAYMAN TO MINISTRY A young country minister, noted for v: 4im- was dinine at a farm house one Sunday, and when his plate I of roast chicken was passed to him. "Well. here's where the ehicken enters the ministry." "Hope it does better than it did In lay work." rejained the bright boy of the family. THEY LICKED THE ETHER CLEAN Jack Spratt likes jazz an' that His wife wants classic song; He had to buy a coupla sets And now they get along. Joe the Plodder says the trouble with too many of these 'live wires" is that they need too much insulation. Look on the brite side. If you wore better clothes people might take you for a bootlegger. n 1.1 Aai.nnoji ffllrir I Kememoer me om lat.v exhibition of mind reading by blindfolding himself and driving a team of horses at break neck speed through the streets Noth ing, only there's a lot more of them nowadays driving Ford delivery wag- There is no surer way of getting deeply in debt than trying to follow ; the neighbor's pace. SWEDISH DIALOG "Hello, Olaf where you ban so long?" "I ban got married." "That's good." "Not so good., my wife's got two children." "That's bad." "Not so bad, she got $10,000. "That's good." "Not so good, she wouldn't give me i the money." i 'That's bad." j ".Not so bad. She built a house. I "That's good." . i "Not so good, the house burned i down." 'That's bad." "Not so bad, my wife burn up in th house." ' Do You Remember? Stories of the Old Pioneers and Yarns from Old Newspapers. FIFTY-FIVE YEARS AGO Taken from the Oregon City Enter prise. October 26, 1867. The Next State Fair Already there is talk about the next annual state fair. This is in consequence of the hands in whose keeping the Society is placed." William Elliott, of this coun ty, who is giving considerable atten tion to the improvement of sheep and horses, was re-elected as one of the vice-presidents, and Major Joseph .Ma gone, who is perhaps a well inform ed about fine stock as any man in the state, was put on as manager for Clackamas 'county. New Residences Mr. J. W. Chase, Mr. W. Eudy and others are putting the finishing touches to new resi dences In the canyon. The house of Mr. Chase is -a fine one. Mr. F. Chap man is about located in his new home on Main street below the' canyon. Fros On Saturday and Sunday evening frost in considerable quanti ty visited this region. It is not any material, injury to have frost so early. People ought to be prepared to re ceive it. Church Meeting Tomorrow just before the hour for. Sabbath school at the Congregational church, a meeting of the members will be held to take some measures toward securing a min ister. Democrats Considering Democrats of Ohio are considering the propriety of contesting Hayes' election on the ground that negroes voted in counties contrary to law. Indian Trouble A dispatch from Corvallis on the 24th speaks of trou ble at the Alsea reserve. There is a general muss among them, and Agent Simpson notifies settlers to be on their guard. Ground Broken Ground has been broken and work commenced on the Southern Branch of the Union Pacific Railroad at Junction City. Kansas. The work will be pushed vigorously. Official Accounts Official accounts from Crete confirm the report of a renewal of hostilities. The idea of returning to allegiance to Turkey has been scornfully rejected. Bear Hunt In the neighborhood of Oregon City the common, large black speciesjf bear have of late become very troublesome. One farmer has lost some of the best of his orchard trees by Mr. Bruin's work at gather ing the fruit. He seems to take de light in tearing the branches off as well as taking the fruit. He is being hunted and no doubt will be captured by next week. THIRTY YEARS AGO Taken from the Oregon City Enter prise October 21. 1892. Mrs. Ella Higginson was visiting friends in Oregon City frcn Friday to Sunday. She left New Whatcom on the steamer. Premier, and was much shaken up in the collision that wreck ed the ship on the Sound. The Canemah Sabbath school is progressing nicely, and it is hoped to have a new organ by next Sunday. It will cost $125. Columbus Day at Canby Canby school and citizens intend to ' cele brate the 400th anniversary of Colum bus in an appropriate manner. Fol lowing the program a collation was spread to be followed by a baseball game and other athletic sports in the afternoon. Names Numerous The number of those whose names appeared on the pro-cow petition who now rea"y haven't any interest and don't care about the matter" is surprisingly nu- finastinn in Oregon merous. " - - ,, . -. h)woT- than a mans juy is HOW liu "'BO hand", and it requires a spy glass to see it. A short season oi ... l. rA-otraining or- O Deration ui m - dinance sufficed to win over many who were previously oyuo - and a year hence there wifl be mighty few citizens who will want the cows brought back to the streets and yards. No frost yet. It is nearly the mid dle of October, and the weather ob server reports that 47 degrees is the Lwest temperature Astoria has had this fall. And some people make dis garaging remarks about Astoria s cli mate. Astoria Budget. The Episcopalians have cut out -obey" and "--f Cse rlage ceremon y Some of Independent. . AlthoughThe present s1 ' Banks Herald. The editor is gomi to cuUto Issue Ehor7and get down to the big barbe cuenfor ft may be that he will not get another square meal for another jear He will take no chances. Blue Moun tain Eagle. . w, ..vi is tn have "Smile Week". Well that's good and all right. but here in OTegon we B" better; we have "Smile Year."-Am- ity Standard. v. ,; hair. Annar- ently, he didnt want to be mistaken for a flapper. Asnevuie i.iuo. The Book Corner. By C. E. G. LOVE AND HORROR THE OUTCAST: By Selma Lagerlof. Translated from the Swedish by W. Worster. Doubeday, Page and Com pany, New York. Many people and more books ap parently cling to the somewhat worn belief that love is blind, but here is a book that declares love the seer, that conceeds to it a clarity of vision capable of doing mighty things. Rath er centered about the Fifth Command ment is this story, "The Outcast" by Selma Ottillia Lovisa Lagerlof, trans lated from the Swedish. The book open with horror, a cloud of austere gloom seems to invade the very air of that island of Grimon, on the western coast of Sweden. It rises from the. rocks and reefs, and hovers over the dilapidated old house that is to receive Sven Elversson up on his return from an expedition into the far north. Pride, which had a large share in his departure upon this expedition, is destroyed by shame at his return, for Sven has been convict ed by public opinion, of committing a ghastly crime while" the ship was frozen In the ice. With a loathing at himself in his own soul the young man comes home to avoid people, and goes through a long period of suffer ing. Finally the cloud is dispelled and by unselfish love for his neigh bor and a divine humility, Sven comes into a heritage of love and respect. There are many vivid pictures of the land of Sweden in this tale, a land which may easily be strange to many noel readers. The author gives the sea a majestic and almost unearthly beauty, and sketches the sea folk, who believe In wierd tales of the super natural. The country inland seems distinctly drab, with the exception of the one beautiful setting at Hangar, with its ten lakes and its ten peaks. "On the slope between the small house grew tall, century-old apple now In their finest bloom, mak ing a roof of delicate white and pink j flhnvn t.hfl lawn." ! The characters are for the most ! part, clearly drawn, and are allowed J to work out their own problems, with the exception or the last tnree cnau ters. where the author frankly uses them to preach her sermon, and then rushes them around in haphazard fashion to catch up the loose ends of the plot. . Although the book deals with events which take place during the world war, its message is timely just now, because it brings out the harsh tyran ny of death in war, and the value and sweetness of human life. Love is offered as the healing power bring ing light and vision to those who stum ble in the dark. CHRIST AND RELATIVITY Of course, it is only a relative mat ter. If time isn't really time at all, as he himself believes, the six week's imnrisonment eiven Dr. Karl Einstein for blasphemy, didn't really amount to much. And the 10,000 marks line, at present rate of German currency, proves that even the most serious things don't come high in the Teuton republic these days. Tt all hanoened when the learned German wrote a book called the "Dis agreeable Message." Like his rela tivity theory, it started something, so much, that he was brought into court on the first blasphemy charges on rec wi ;n thn Teuton republic In his book, Einstein pictured the Saviour placed amid 20th century surroundings and even besought while on the cross for his memoirs by an enterprising publisher! He told the court that he merely wished to show how people today react toward Christ's presence. Einstein and his . publisher were prosecuted on the complaint of a churchman, who found the book blas phemous, after reading the review of it in the press. Vorwaerts decrying the action of the government in the case, prophe sied that it will not be long before there will be burning of witches in Germany. t niir'st walked the earth today his life would have been taken as it was some 1900 years ago. declared Einstein, defending himself before the court. NOR EASTERN HUMOR w, . . t MnriAv n "his "Trans- U nnsLc ijiaci iuui6j, . . lations from the Chinese". some theories that savor but little of the oriental view of the accident. Among them, one called the "Hubbub of the Universe," follows: Man makes a great fuss About this planet Which is only a ball-bearing In the hub of the universe. It reminds me Of the staff of a humorous weekly Sitting in grave conference On a two-line joke. THE BEST BOOKS What are the best books? Here is the score of the,Bookman, taken after a survey of Sepetmber reading m the field of fiction: - 1 if Winter Comes, A. S. M. Hutcn inson; 2. Gentle Julia. Booth Tarking-ton- 3 Maria Chapdelaine, Louis He mon; 4. Brass, Charles G. Norris; 5. The Head of the House of Coombe; tinWoann Burnett: 6. The Ve- hement Flame, Margaret Deland, 7 Alice Adams, Booth Tarkington; 8 To the Last Man, Zane Grey; 9 The Great Prince Shan, E. Phillnps Oppenheim; 10. Saine Teresa, Henry Sydnor Harrison. Them are two kinds of strikes tnat ought to be encouraged. The strikes of husbands whose wives demand all the money for their own use, ana t. strikes of wives for their share of the family income. Roseburg News-Re view. The Woman's Column. By Florence Riddlck-Boys. THE AGES OF PUBLIC WOMEN It is encouraging to those who are middle-aged (at least) to note who are the public women, the women who are doing things in welfare and reform. , These are not young up-starts who have a theory and an overbundance of energy and enthusiasm and see an outlet for all of these; but they are sane, experienced mature women. Their influence with the men they must deal with does not arise from physical charm so much as from men tal ability and judgment and a sound cause based on the facts of experi ence. Among the women of great public in fluence the rule is not "silver threads among the gold" but rather there are Qccasionally a few golden threads among the silver, which by far pre dominate. There are probably two reasons for this: It takes maturity and experience before one comes into her best pow ers of accomplishment and to win public confidence; and the young er women are too mncr occupied in their homes rearing the next genera tion. The public women are the grandmothers and their hands, now emptied of family cares, are able to serve the children of the world. AVAUNT MOLDINGS What a boon to the housekeeper perfectly plain surfaces would be! In building the house we ask the carpen ter to put them in and we learn to our astonisTimenT that the mills which grind out our finishings have all de creed that these shall be one pattern, fussy and be-cornered. Was the de signer of such really in cahoots with the demon of drudgery or does it merely seem so. How much more hygenic. too would be rounding corners or curves! These are easily wiped out with the dust less dust cloth and abolish the hid ing places for moths, and germs. And speaking of hiding places for pests, the resort of that kind de luxe is the baseboard arouna m Here mice and roaches can propagate in security with never a housewifely approach at their seclusion. The house ideal will have rounding: corners or curves on the stairway s n .svot, imtT. in cunboards and 111 Oil 1 VJU... V ' . , drawers and moldings. Then the housewives can turn from saarxuas into Marys. - THE ELECTRIC CORD Do you often have to take to the repair shop your electric pad, perco lator, iron, or vacuum cleaner? Per haps it is because you think of th electric cord as a rope, forgetting that it is made up of several strands of fine copper wire. The number of times you can bend these without their breaking is limited. When you would detach the machine from ftie cord do not take hold of the cord ana jerk 'it but grasp the edge of the plug to pull it out. Take care to keep the cord from kinking, being jammed in doors or stepped on. Breaking the wires of the cora diwm -and the "juice" capnot slip along and do your work. FEDERATING WOMEN'S CLUB Both Iowa and Georgia State Fed eration of Women's Clubs have ruled that all clubs affiliated with the State Organizations, shall be and are also federated as well with the General Federation of Women's Clubs. This will greatly increase the number of clubs and club members ine na tional federation, and will bring th inspiration and helpful leadership of this great organization to all tne small clubs located in " ol these states. It is expected that this plan will presently become general. The Federation of Clubs is the great mass of womanhood of the na tion seeing life whole. It brings to gether every, woman, ever y club every city, state, democrat re publi can. socialist and bolshevist in -great mass of normal women. Friend ship in work is the inspiration of the Federation Mrs. Thomas G. Winter, President of U. S. Federation of Wo men's Clubs. WOMAN-I-TORIALS It is tremendous the influence of women's organizations. It is because w have been so sane in our under takings that we have won confidence. novo Hffn SA incessantly liCUi UOo v "c l.usy, or merely because mankind is just naturally indulgent to us? At sny rate whatever women want anJ organize for they eventually re. Women are great agitators. They al ways educate public sentiment until it is favorable, and that brings leg islation. One-story school buildings are among the latest approved types. They are built in the form of a hol low square, the hollow being a gym nastic court They have no base ments tut the heating plant is in a separate bunding. They are less ex pensive fhan two story buildings as they eliminate stairways and hall waya. -hich occupy almost one fourth of the area of most school buildings. These buildings are fire proof and panic proof and when a city tries one of them it is pretty likely to make all the rest on that type. . SMILES Single-mindedness "When is your daughter planning to wed?" "Oh, constantly! Her father said-