Page 4 OREGON CITY ENTERPRISE Publlhd Every Friday. E. E. BRODIE, Editor and Publisher. Entered at Oregon City, Oregon, Fost 331m as second-class matter. me Subscription Rates: yar .$1.60 Bis. Months - Trial Subscription, Two Months M Subscribers will find the date of ex piradsn b tamped on their papers fol lowing their name. If last payment Is not eredited, kindly notify us, and the matter will receive our attention Advertising Rates on application. ENTERPRISE STAGES FIRST PICNIC The first annual picnjc of the em ployees of the -Morning Enterprise was held Sunday at Pudding river. According to schedule, the entire force, accompanied by their families, were there, and so successful was the event that it was unanimously voted to make it an annual affair. .Next year the correspondents are to be in cluded. Leaving Oregon City from S to 9 o'clock, machines bearing the happy Enterprise employes and their fam ilies, made their way to the picnic grounds. Beneath the big trees were j erected two long; tables, which were laden with all kinds of delicacies, and the unique menu cards presented the picnickers as they reached their des tination. Prizes Are Won. The program of sports was as fol lows : Three Legged Race Free for all, 25 yards. First prize won by Roscoe Locke and Peter Laurs; second, How ard Christensen and Ben Igo. Married Women's Race Twenty five yards. First prize, Mrs. Howard Christensen, second. Mrs- James 15. Johnson. Single Women's Race Twenty-five yards. First, Madelon Erodie; sec ond, Alene Phillips. Boys' Race One hundred yards. First, Ab. Grossenbach; second, Ros coe Locke. E?g Race Free for all. First, James B. Johnson; second, W. W. Woodbeck. Egg Race; (Women.) First, Mrs. Howard Christensen; second, Mrs. Hal Hoss. Sack Race Free for all. First, Charles Bollinger; second, Ben Igo. Men't Race (Age and weight no handicap, 50 yards.) First, James B. Johnson; second, Ben Grossenbacher. Boys' Cracker Eating Contest (Eat five crackers. First to whistle wins prize. First, Gilbert Erickson, fomrtd Al Grnftsenhacher. 5wimm, RaPreo fnr all First I ricK, jGeoirg El odiel, David Wosa., Ben Grossenbacher; second, Howard War A. JHoney Burden The covenant of the League of Nations Was based up on the theory that might makes right. It was predicated upon the understanding that five great nations would be strong enough to control the world by force or arms. It was drafted with the belief that the weaker nations could not afford to oppose the strong, and therein was its lamest factor, and it was that provision that caused the American people to reject it, along with a deep-rooted repugnance of an idea that might call our soldiers and sailors to any part of the glode when the council of the League should snap ks fingers. President Harding is working along different lines. He knows, as-any thinker knows, that wholesale blood shed will not prevent war, nor 'will it be a check on the riotious expenditure of billions for armament. It never has, and never will. War has become a financial prob lem, more than a human problem, and it has affected the purses of the people in the United States, Great Britain, in France, in Italy and in Japan, .until the taxpayers of those countries have cried out in distress. "With billions of dollars of indebtedness for wars, this country and other countries are piling up billions more, against the day wherr" international questions would again bring about a conflict, when these same question could be settled in a peaceful way. In proposing a conference between the five great nations of the world looking to disarmament, Mr. Hard ing has acted with wisdom and discretion. We may take it for granted that all of the nations included in the in vitation will accept and that all of them will send their biggest brains to Washington to attend a conference that will make history of the right kind. We cannot wholly eliminate war. There will al ways be nations with chips on their shoulders. But we can arrange to reduce our armies and navies to a mini mum, consistent with our safety, and while we are not willing to police Europe, we are ready to provide and finance our own police force, if other nations will do the same. In a few short months, Mr. JHarding has made a wonderful impression upon the people of the United States. He works quietly, without the blare of trum pets, and is not' seeking personal glorification, but the good of his country and of the world. mum. I COPYRIGHTED I THE MODERN MOTHER. Honor to the lovely mothers But we love the modern mother, Of the days of long-ago. Who can share the life and joys-- With their shoulder shawls and knit-Understanding well the problems ting, Of her growing girls auu boys; Dainty caps and curls of snow! - Who can face the world undaunted, We reve're the faithful mothers. Of' the" days but shortly past, .. Home keeping, and aged st forty, Kind and gentle to the last. Active, pretty, strong, and sweet Never old, bufr merely someday Stopping one ta&k incomplete. OPEN DOORS IN BUSINESS The Advertising Designer This is a business which is growini. It consists in making designs for shovV cards, window cards, newspaper and magazine advertising, catalogues, let ters, post cards and circulars. It requires artistic taste and ability. a certain inventiveness in ideas: a. knowledge of the line of goods to be advertised, and the people to whom they are to be sold.- This requires a knowledge of human nature and the styles. It also requires information as 1 to colors, the printing art. type and the lunch suits us better than a bas ket. Liquids we put into milk bottles with their paper caps on. They pack easier and are legs liable to be brok en than fruit cans, and can be arrang ed so they will not upset in (he lard can. A damp towel should be wrap ped around the "buns to keep then-, moist. After the milk bottle are in the lard can we pack all the email things around them and fit the lid on tight to keep out the dust. A child may sit on thi3 can while we ride to the woods. When unpacked we uso it as a receptacle for water ' Unless we are certain of good drinking water we carry it irom home in a thermos bottle The coffee wat er, being boiled, gives no danger from ; typhoid contagion. This will make available to the poor boys of the country such fine camp training ag has for twenty years been enjoyed by rich boys'. A ft a," Inava Knrnatl nnr norm. paper and what will print and combine Liotc or,v,-. kj uouttuv tiie aesiens are ac- vu wiu. iew concise an-i , ean do no damage. And, we promise snappy remarks winch the artist will vcu tiis. M, ,snde, WR w, nf,t .rite - ; leave you empty sardine cans, olive This business should be learned by I bottles, or soiled naners. for we al one educated in the high school, at 1 ways gather up the refuse and take jeast, and in the 'art school. The par- -.it home to dispose of in the regular Licuiar branch of it one enters must bi studied and this is best learned by working as an apprentice for a time with wages at from $5 to $10. The skilled worker receives pay mounting into the thousands but depending en: tirely upon her ability. A good living is assured to the expert . This is a step into the advertising agency busi ness. Anna M. Phillips, Mr. and Mrs. Char les Bollinger, Mr. and jiirs. W W. Woodbeck, Miss Alene Phillips, Miss Mildred 'Dryden, Miss Glenna Anr drews, Madelon Brodie, Miss Jau Cochran, Peter and John Laurs, Jimmy Gibbons. G Inert Erickson, Ab Grossenbacher, Roscie Locke, Marie Davidson, Percy o'Donnell, Carl Fred- Christensen and Roscoe Locke, (tie.) Horseshoe Contest Elimination series. Best scores of day. First, Gil bert Erickson; second, Howard Chris tensen. Spelling Bee Grand prize, $5, won by W. W. Woodbeck. Music by B. & A. ochestra. Young Boxers Make Hit. Among the features that made a hit was the match between litle Dave Hoss and Jack Bolliigdtr, jsix-year-old lots. The little fellows attired pi bathing suits went after each other with the gloves on and fought three lounds. Both were champions and received an extra dish of ice cream and pieces' of cherry pie. There weie other boxers on the ground, but none proved as interesting as the bout of the tots. Sports appearing on the program were pulUd off ast scheduled, anl others were added. The first prizo m every event except the spelling bee was $1, while 50 cents was the second prize. Every event brought forth much amusement, especially when Hal Hoss made a fancy slide, when in. a running race accidently slipped on a broken egg that lay in the race track. Before stopping he slid for about ten feet. "Nose Dive" Woodbeck. who removed - his shoes in order to get a better tooting in the lunning race, became stalled when his socks clung to the fresh eggs that were broken and scattered on the track, but he came out second, carying several fresh eggs on, his socks. Woodbeck Wins Dance I W W. Woodbeck, who has not danced for years, made a wonderful hit when he appeared in a fancy dane.j with Nan Cochran, and also when he showed what he could do with the boxing gloves. H. B. Cartlidge also showed that he could use the boxing gloves in good shape even if he did land a few extra left-hand strokes on the top of his opponent's head. All sports were in charge of E. E. Brotlie, Hal Hoss and James B. John son. - James Johnson and Howard Chris tensen, aa well as Ben Grossen bacher and Charles Bollinger showed what could be done in) the diving act. Dancing was enjoyed when several old fashioned quadrilles were enjoyed on the lawn. Spelling Match Held. W. W. Woodbeck has the honor of winning more iprL-fe morv-ey in the contests than any of the picnicker. Words that were never heard of be fore given in the spelling match "did not "stall" this man, and his closa competitor was Ben Grossenbacher. Each employe was remembered with a "nose dive" by Mr Woodbeck, caus ing much amusement. In the evening a taffy pull in charge of Hal Hoss was. among the amuse ments and also a huge bonfire on the banks of the river, where a weinie roast was enjoyed, as well as a lunch served with hot coffee. E. E. Brodie, manager and editor of the Morning Enterprise, donated the prize money for the big affair, and is in favor of holding a similar cele bration next year. Many Attend. Among those attending were Mr. and Mrs. E. E. Brodie, Mr. and Mr 3. Hal Hoss, Mr. and Mrs. James 1.5. ftr.wnr Chris- Jack Bollinger, Loyal Kent Grossen bacher and Otto Smith. MILLERR HOLDS BIG PICNIC AT CANEMAH THE WOMAN CITIZEN S$gS4S.s$SSS. way. When the picnic is over we put all our outfit of utensils together in a convenient .place where they- may be picked up quickly when someone honk? the horn for the next joy-ride. THIRTY YEARS AGO TODAY Taken from the Oregon City Enter prise. July 10, 1SSI. Installation of Officers Officers of the Knights of Pythias were Installed Friday evening. These- are Charles Albright, S. C, E M- Rnds: V. C Isaac Acfcerman; prelate, F- J Lcuis; M. at Aw George Warner: L G., R- L Holman; O. O- Ernest Matthais. The lodge is flourishing and the member ship increasing. The annual Miller-Ptarkler iconic, which was held at canemnh park Sun day, was a "decided success, espec ially the 'chow' in which chicken and ice cream, a la plenty, were the main I features. The feature of the day was a base ball game, played in two spasms, jr.. m. and p. hi., between the "Vh;te Col lars" and the "Grease Necks' which ended in a 18 to 17 victory for the "Pencil pushers." However in the track and field events the brawny shopmen handed Ihe raspbery to the office force by winning all of the events with the exception of the baseball tnrowing Style Scandals. Of all the inconsistencies of which we consist, the most ridiculous are to be fouirid in our manner of array. In winter we pride ourselves In low, fur less neck. When the thermometer re gisters ninety degrees, we don "sun nier furs' Wad brieht sunshinv vellov Street Cleaning i colors. Last February we kept cool Many an immaculate ln-usewrre hn. headed in our straw haU and in July given little thought tothe cleaning of we are struggling to popularize felt her community's streets. In olden as' a material for hot weather head time this was done by individual gear. householders in front of their prem- At this stage of civilization we are ises. Then neighbors banded together I boasting our athletic prowess, and i;t and later cities took the matter over, the same time adopting a new mode with greater efficiency and economy, the narrow shoud-er effect It i.- mado Mothers, do your children empty or lines of trimming in the buck or their pocket3 of waste paper on the by humping over in front, simulating way home from school? Do you and the hollow chest and protruding abdo- they throw banana peels and appiu men anything but the soldiery bear cores into the street? Dn you allow ng we admired so much a year ago rubbish and ashes to lie in the street When we were a pedestrian peoplo, uear your house? Ho.v are your we hobbled tipsily on exaggerated streets cleaned? French heels: now that we ride in We spend millions of dollars and I aatos, we make ourselves comfortable in m ide, low-heeled shoes. When swimming was only the ac oomplishmerst of the. ele t we had bathing suits so homely that . they could not be made more to by oceans ot water; but now that everybody' 3wmis, or tries to. we l.edeck our selves in swimming- suit3 so ornate Are We "N. G.-. 'the. census taker has a pernicious habit of cataloguing me home-kee'"-ii.g woman "N. G.' -by which lit means non-gaiiiful. We rWnk of the slang meaning of "N. G.'" and df.n't like it The Vvi er--ity of Nebraska estimates the farm toman -worth $1 000 a year. At least the rural sister should be classed "G " The wcrth of us urbanites has yt to bo discovered. It's a Sign They Mean Business In the Cleveland Convention of the League of Women Voters, the com mittee brought in a Budget of eighty million dollars ($50,000,000) and raid ed it in a lew minutes' : ! MRS SOLO MAN SAYS Don t let mosquitos, gnats, or flie3 drive you m from God's out-doors. In ptead make.. yourself so distasteful to them that they will regard you with scor-r-rn. Purchase a small bottle o: lavender oil and- .lcca-sicially touch the moistened cork to your face, neck, arms and ankles. The odor, while re pugnant to pests, will not be offensi to you nor your rrienas since you are in that clays. stand in awe of her masculiue part ner in life ought to hang around a woman's golf tournament tome time. They looked quite joyous and einan cipated, those chic, attractive women at the Metropolitan tournament down at the Nassau Country club the other day until they discovered one parti cularly thorough momir.g paper,, which had printed not simply the firs Rnd second players of thf da? before but had given ALL, of the scores. "Oh, When my Lurband ces that pa per!". "'Oh, What will my husband say at that score. I NEVER intendel to tell him," moaned these suddenly stricken women. .And tho world of men might have derived sufficient sa tisfaction from those few moments to compensate for a good deal of what they look on as lost authority in th-i world as it is today. Crown-Willamettes Win from Sherwood S---4&SSS-S$?- HAPPY THOUGHT Fire'Libalility Smith has "money to burn" And he'd be a fine catch: And the best of all is- He is hunting x match. She beat him with the rolling-pin Just every day or two; , And so he got divorced "fiorh her, As was his rightful due. He has my earnest sympathy And this is hy I soften : She "beat him every days or two" That really was too often! Letter brf Lucy Jeanne PricQ ma R. D. Wilson has on exhibition sev eral stalks of whjte winter wheat in the Wilson & Cooke window. These measure six feet high. The wheat was grown by H. Ringo, of Clarkes. Peter Xehren has been painting" the court house red this week that is he h.i, been giving the hall floor and stairways a cost of red paint that improves the interior of the hall. Division of School District Refused The Springbrook school district will remain as one district, despite the petition of a number pf its residents for a division." This was the decision reached Saturday morning at a- meet ing of the District School Boundary board, coin-posed of the county court and School Superintendent Brenton Vedder. Springbrook at present has two one room schools. One was being held in the community house at Lake Grove. Here, this year, the building of a new two-room unit was started. The residents of the other section of tne districts petitioned for a separn. tion, 57 names being signed to the document. A remonstrance signed by 206 voters in the district was then filed. The decision of the board is bas-d upon the contention that the distri-jt wil Jfunction more efficiently as a single unit. "The present tendency, said Superintendent Vedder, "is tow ard consolidation, and the enlarge ment rather than the division of dis tricts. Tt makes possible larger schools, with correspondingly more efficient instruction and greater va riety and scope of work." keep busy a small army of laborers cleaning the streets, and yet we d.-; contest which was won by Jimmie M't begin to keen them as sanitary Sullivan, the star hurler of the office and attractive as do some cities in Eu- baseball aggregation Mirk Sullivan rope, who flush them daily with great was high point man of the day, tak- deluges of water. ing first in the 50 yard dash, "the There are many ways of keeping the broad jump and the discus throw. In streets clean, from the cleaning man the 200 j poseo oi jimmy suiiivan, Mart: sum- iaiue, vacuuui-cieauer wnica i for beach promenade van, ieii suinvan ami Kent Mooay Kouuies up a,i Uie nun. uineren-. bathm g suit, ran ge from gingham an-i uciraieu a Lea.ru composed oi rcaipn i vj. pavcniEui. uemauu umerem i pbambray to satin and crepe de chine, Parker, Jodie Miller, B. Saunders and processes. Sand-filled paving canno; I iater fortnnatelv prol ibitivelf v. ocnuoei. ine wneeioarrow race waauea or tne sana win dp lost. h5gh priced and not likely to becom.j Miller and in the tug-of-war the of- dust clouds to settle on passers and fice men fell easy victims to! the shop porches is not only a nuisance but Another event which caused no dangerous to health. Traph-boxe little excitement was the tire chang- themselves not unerightly, would heir ing contest between teams composed I keep the streets in orderly condition of Kent Moody and Ralph Parker and "Slim" Robacker .and Sam Hare. The event was won by the latter team which pulled the stunt iu 1 minuto and 5 seconds, beating the time, mails by the first teem by 3 Tseconds. The eggrace , scheduled to take place between Miss Dove See and Miss -Marie Michels, was indefinately postponed as both contestants claimed suit of happiness. 10 nave aeveiopea DroKen arcnes wniie (dinging hash for-the famished ath letes. C. G. Miller, morale officer and gen eral, superintendent, deserves no little credit for the success of the picnic as he managed to be on all points of the firing line at the same time, keep ing the sun shining with his perpet ual smile. The Picnic Party. The auto has brought "JLiirnam Wood near to "Dunsinane." What was a prohibitive distance in pedestrian days is now only seven minutes by flivver; a'nd frequent picnic parties are expressing our idea .of "the pur- Loganberry Plot Yields Large Cropj TEN SEEK POSITIONS When eighteen districts in the county vote on the establishment of a union high school at Molalla, they will choose five directors from ten men, already nominated. The tenth nomination was made today when M. G. Smith waf named by Dryland. Complication sin the election Of di rectors have arisen. Two men, John N. Sanden and George Christenson have been: nominated by Rural Dell, ind, their names appear on the ballot. The law provides that no two direc tors shall be from the same district. , rr O1action 0 both. There are two kinds of picnics; the lady-like kind, where you have ser vice and silver; and the roughing-it kind, which appeals to men, and to children and to vigorous, cut-door wo men. The fun of the near-to-Nature pic nic is the little preparation it takes- far different from the old-time kind for which we baked and brewed a-nd worried our tempers the whole day cefore. We used to choose for our menu chiefly "trimmings". Being co' i they failed to satisfy; and bein knick-knacks,, we over-ate and made a childish celebration of it. popular. For the mermaid who means busi ness, there is the sensible black and whito, fray, or navy wool suit much like her brother's. It is sleveless, short skirted and plain. "With it she wears a bewitching gay cup, and w ith the v,avf-s she can do things which make her the envy of the be:u;h pro? menaders. Swimming Is exercise de Jute It strengthens the whole body as no sys tem of physical culture can. It re duces the over-tat :md hardens flabby muscles. In swimming is the saying true. '"Well begun is half dune." It is much easier to taarn than is realized by the novice and once the fear of trying it it conquered the battle is half wen NEw YORK, July 8 Of all places in the world, I never would have ex ;-ect-jd waste space around a stock ex change to -be devoted to EJiyfLing as sentimental a ground grass. But t it new Curb market sports a regular 'front yard," sodded with 6500 feot of soil, grass -andof ail thing? shamrocks! It will be the only build ing in the Wall Street district to look out upon a lawn except Trinity and old St. Paul's churches. Of. cour.-S'j nearly every punster in town ' has t-prarg his little joke 'about its, being there "for the lambs to gambol on. Tvacey D. Bailey is one of the most consistent crooks. 1 have pome acroa-j in a long time. He was arrested tfce other day .for th;:fts committeed in the i;rook club where he was a wait er. And what had hf aiilea What, it. dee I. but six volume i of "Le-soii-on Thrift"! Ife confessed ihat he stole ihe books in order to raise money thriftily to visit acquaintan ces, in Maine. "And then they took up i;ilf" tf-lls the fiiily complete . story of the mat rimonial tragedy of Luther and Jes sie Binklev who vere married la'-t December. Mrs. Binkiey has just been granted a divorce. Her husband, she explained to the court, resented her suggestion that sht buy clubs for him. ThR judge, also a r.o'fer, ex pressed the opinion that tney would never get afong again. "Gulf, he sail "is -i funny game." 3-3S$--5?$?-eS8$'? WOMAN-I-TORIALS S?&-$-3S8S'-8vS' Tne Meditative Mood In his f opji about Daffodils. Words- worin says- 'Vor oft, when on my c .,a I lie In vacant or in pensive :--od. Thev flash unon that inn&r eve Now we choose real food, a balacc- which i -.he bliss of solitude" We who are always uy -in.l doing J. O. Sfywyer, residing an Sixth and Washington streets, had the henor of being- the first resident of Oregon I ed ration, pack it into the auto ad City to dispose of ills logenberrie3 in a11 together, have the fun of cooking miss much of the swe.-tness of life this city, with Mr. Fish, of Barlow, the open. which appears to "ihe im sr eye" and being the first to bring berries in I Tne vnenu is something like this: I cornea only to those who sometimes uuge lots. nuns, between the halves of which are -in vacant or in ner.sive mood Mr. Sawyer, who has three rows ot we slip a wienie, roasted on si stick, Bunyan, with the world shnt cnt fron Derry misnes or this variety, the rows or not Hamburg or bacon and egg'- bis prioon pae us "Pilgrim's Pro 45 feet long, will yield over 200 boxes j w have a Balad .which we assemble press." Milton, seeing only with "thr by the c?ose of the season. These I while the men fry the eexs. and whiie inner eva' 'wrote "Paradise Lost" aud Closed or open shop in the theatri cal -world means nothing whatever ia the lives of Eddie Foy and his family. For Eddie and all ot the little Foys are soini; to make up the cist of a comedy just written for them by Will ard Mack So far as is known, this is the first time that a play has been produced with a single family mak 'ng up the entire company For hi'--self-will be pftxiucing manager, mu sical conductor, stage director, own er, and of course the star Besides--being first class actors, the "lUt!? Foys" are excellent musicians, stag 2 hands ajnd electricians. So Fddie in sists he has a closed shop of the kind that will make him no 1 rouble at all. The Crown-Willamettes playeij their tighest game of the season last Sun day when they defeated the Sherwood team on the west Linn diamond. King Cole was backed by wonderful sup port, the pajfermakers committing but one error during the entire nine innings. Sherwood made three runs, eight hits and nine errors. The C-Ws made 10 runs, eight hits and dhe error. Bat teries for Sherwood were Meyers, and Terry and Parrott and for the Crown Willamette, Cole and Kracke. The stick work of the papermen was onj of the features of ithe game. Rittenhaus poled a homer and Cracke-. connected for three bases. The work of Judd, a new addition to the team, strlengthened the position of short stop. Mickey Shuleson rung in on the prettiest fielding play of the game with an unassisted double play. Next Eunday's game oa -the West Lnn. field will be between Crown-Willamette and Oswego. Cache Valley Signs Cole for 3 Months King Cole, the nenowried pitcher; of the - Crown-Willamette team, left Monday evening for Salt Lake City to pitch for the cache Valley league cn a contract of three months at $300 a month. . The Cache Valley league is com prised of all major ball teams from Salt Lake city to Pocatello, Idaho. Finnish Miner From Montana Drowned in Clackamas River Matt Hyytianinem, aged 33, a Fin nish miner from Montana, lost his. life in the Clackamas river near Gladstone at 6 o'clock Sunday morning, when he suffered an attack of heart failure. With his wife and small child he had been camping on the banks of the river for the last 10 days, having come down from the higher altitudes of Montana on his doctor's orders, as a possible remedy for heart trouble. Early in the morning he went' fishing and died while in" six inches of water. The body was immediately recovered and funeral services will be held from the Holman & Pace chapel Wedned- lay .interment taking place in tha Mountain View cemetery. So far as has ben learned Hyytianinem had no- relatives besides his wife and child in this country. Portland Men Fined , for Speeding Here O. A. Eastland and L- Littlepage ee .arresited in Portland Monday by Constable Ed. Fortune, and charged with speeding. Eastman payed $15 and costs and Littlepaige $10 and costs for the offenses which were committed in Clackamas county. They were tried in the justice court. E. La Due was arrested for speeding Sunday. He was fined $lo and costs in Justice Noble's court Monday afternoon. 44 l?9 bushes were planted two years ago. and have made wonderful growth since that time. The berries from these bushes are of unusual size and most delicious, and the owner is still disposing of berries from the vines. Two Cars Collide on Milwaukee Road A machine driven by W F. Schooley of Oregon City, was damaged about the- fender and bumper when it- was struct Sunday evening by a car driv en by A. P. Morse of Jtfilwaukie. The accident, which happened, at 5:30 o'clock, occurred on the highway be tween Sellwood and Milwaukie. Morse was attempting to make his way around a number of cars that were on T'"1 "'-- t.-T---i -r Tr-:e,t SchocTey's Tom and Jenny make th" lemonade we have now Miss Florence Golsrx of If we feel that our appetite is to be Wetumpka, Alabama, the blind girl very hearty, we brinsr alor.g hot bek- composing a wonderful "fepjuiF: Sym- d beans or creamed potatoes from phony." It is not necessary to be in bome. We carry these in a thermos I prisoned or blind to catch such via outfit which consists of one cat inside ions, but it is ,ne:essar at times to a lanrer one -with u i nvdi of flhrpH ilil I cHufr out RRnsft distractions It is tii s 'iBWSDaDers between Willi the add:- which freouently makes a hospital tion of tho uiaTufnna rariiatnr fmm v,rl -a vehicle to the fstie land C.I the tireless cooker this will keep hot dreams, for hours. Perhans wcv make coffee I in a nail ni, tv,D rir a r.r lirtno. it To Mothers of Bays from home in a thermos bottle. . The government of the United WiLh care we have fiund in the States, "through its War Department, shops cookies and cakes "like mother Vill conduct tune summer c amps eacn iiRMt t- tv, ai-a tVid tv ost with .ic com moda t in g about a thousand ice or earn we broneht narked or with boys over sixteen years cf azc tapioca pudding, or with delicious J Through a month of military training fresh fruit. We utilize the lying em- it will prove that it ean do much to tora ,f fiya tn maci m avsih m ill-1 il fVelor? them nhvsically, n:entnu In the new telephone directory it our city just issued, the o'd-time bat tle of the Cohens sind th.i Smiths for nun-erical predominance unco more goes to the chens if one counts in their kinsmen, the Cohens Of course, the Smiths insist upon . same-spelling count; but the general opinion is that the extra e isn't a serious dif ference and that the Cohens are - lors, with 1,718 of them in the bo..k to a moie 1,41 3 Smiths. ows on our wienie sticks Irom which the men have shaved the wienie fla vor. a ' "in no wh:ch tomcl. nnd morally. Since it is patriotic -r I vice to attend., the government w;T nay ell expenses, including trfl.cs.pnr- 't-ition, and furnish everything needed. Across the Hudson from Manhattan seems a long ways off in a good many ways And never more than irf the summertime when that land uu above the Palisades becomes a territory of tent dampers. It is looking over at Riverside drive these days with th-j s-jprome content of a country which had freed itself from all ino toil that possesses the other. Carefree ere cept for mosquitoes and occasional wmp cooking, the mmmar tent own ers make themselre? at home on that high, cliff, revel in sundry b-?achfK of real sand along the shove and play their phonographs at nig;ht al! undis turbed by city limitations Billy Goat Island' Is Chosen for Camp "Billy Goat Island", an island in the Clackamas river, a favorite spot for many to spend the hot summer days, was sefecti-d by a party of Parknlace. Gladstone and Portland residents to spend the Fourth, where they remained for a few days i Camp was pitched early v. as t have everything iu readiness upon the firriv.il of the picnickers Music was furnished by ihe ukelele, and among the attractions of the day were high diving, swimming, weinie and marshmailow roasts To wind up the day on the Fourth fireworks was an attraction. Jmnintr in or. tMs camping trip were Mr. and Mrs. Paul Preauger nd son, Ponali, Mr. and Mrs. Otto Freytag, Mr. and Mrs Tildolph Winkler, " Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Chi ton, Mr. and Mrs. Paul Lewis, Flor ence Saman. Chester Saman, Howard and Everctto Freytag, Mel in Class, Stnuley Blaue, Ethel Freytag, Mr and Mrs7 Glass. - Anvone who thinks for one minuto that modern woman haj censed tc Crown-Willamette to Play Sherwood The Crown-Willamettes wfll play Sherwood on the diamond at West Linn Sunday. The game is scheduled to start at 2:30. Meyers, who twirled for the paper makers when they played the Salem Statesmen last Sunday, will be in the box for Sherwood. Meyers baffled the Statesmen with hs husky breaks and will .provide no little opposition for the C-W stick men. King cole, probably seconded by MoeUer will deliver into the hands of Kraoke, the ' papermakers reliable backstop. .