MORNING ENTER I'RISR. FIJI DAY. AWWST 8, VMX How the Guerrillas Destroyed Railroads In Fighting Huerta ... .,s o V . " Photo Dy American Presa Association. LIKE Is Just on revolution after another duwu 10 Mexico Hardly does president get the mail earners n.vustuuied to lib change of address wbeu trouble breaks nut la bis back yard and tie wouder how goon -be must abdicate or lie shut Presideut Muerta U-gao tu experience truu ble before tbc slain Maderowas tiuried. and as time went on the trouble iu creased. Band of guerrillas. rvlwls. revolutionists or whatever you chouse to call tbeiu, appeared Id man; sections Tley attacked towns and tben to pre reut pursuit destroyed railroads. Kosrsjlliuths traffic through tbe northern sec ilnn of Mexlm has been ini. ertnin. anil tuch scenes as tbat shown Id tbe plctura wer couiLuott Included In the rut Is a recent picture of t'resldeut Duerta. COMPETITION. Instead nf looking upon om ietitiou as I he baneful and 'lutl soclal principle which It Is held to be by the generality of So cialists. 1 conceive that even in the present state of society and industry every restriction of It la an evil and every extension of It, even if for a time Injuriously affecting some class of laborers. Is always an ultimate good. To be protected against com)etltlon is to be protected in idleness, in mental dullness, to lie sared tbe necessity of being as active and as Intelligent as other people, and. If It is also to be protected against being underbid for em ployment by a less highly paid class of lalwrers. this Is only where old custom or local and partial monoioly has placed some particular class of artisans In a privileged Ksltion as compared with tbe rest, and the time has come when tbe interest of uni versal improvement Is no longer promoted by prolonging the priv ileges of the few. John Stuart Mill. Why TheyYa Trama Abroad. ' "Abroad." said a tourist agent, "yoo must call street cars trams and street railways you must call tramways. Tbe word tram must puzzle tbe average etymologist It derives from a man's name-Outrnm-Tbomas Outram. Oil tram lived In Derbyshire, and In the be ginning of the last century be Invented a peculiar sort of track tbat diminish ed the friction between wheels and roadlieds. These tracks of Outrara's. though nothing like a trolley track, were called lirst outrumways. tben tramways, and when street lines and street cars came Into existeuce tbey were dubbed resjiectively tramways and trams " More Scientific "f can't get that woman to take any fresh air." complained the young phy sician "Y'ou don't word your advice prop erly." said the old doctor. "Tell her to perambulate daily In tbe park, taking copious Inhalations of ozone." Wash ington Herald Frolics of Ivan the Terrible. Ivan the Terrible, among his innuy Insane freaks, would let loose wild bear lu the streets of bis capital and placidly say bis prayers while watch ing the slaughter of his pepple. "fling ing a few coins to tbe mutilated sur tIvois as he rose from his knees." lie would compel parents to slay their children, and children to kill one an other; aud If there was a survivor "tbe amiable uionun h would dispatch him with bis own hands, shrieking Willi laughter ut so excellent a Joke." In one of his lighter moods of frolic he eouiinumled I lie citizens of Moscow to "provide for him a measure full of fiens for a medicine." and fined tbem 7.(XK roubles when they failed. Why Married Men Live Long. The reason a married man lives long er than a single man is because tbe single uian lends a selfish existence. A married man can double bis pleas ures. Any time he has a streak of good luck It tickles blra all over, but it makes blm feel twice as good when be tells his wife almnt It. And she Is so pleased and proud that he feels like a two-year-old. There Isn't a chance la (lie world of a man's arteries hard enliif or bis built weakening when be can get a million dollars' worth of nb-sure out of tucking bis wife hap py.- -Ciitcimai22IfL Had promises re better broken than j kept Lincoln " " 3v . THE SANDS O DEE. "Oh, Mary, go and call the cattle borne. And call the cattle borne. And call the cattle home. Across the sands o' Dee!" Tbe western wind was wild and dauk wl' foam. And all aloue went she. The creeping tide came up along tbe sand. And o'er and o'er the sand. And round and round tbe sand As far as eye could see. The blinding mist came down and hid tbe land. And never botne came sbe. "Olr, is It weed or fish or floating halr- A tress o' golden hair, A drowned maiden's balr Above the nets at sea? Was never salmon yet that shone so fair Among the stakes on Dee?" They rowed ber in across tbe rolling foam The cntel. crawling foam, Tbe cruel, hungry foam To ber grave beside the sea. But still tbe boatmen bear ber call the cattle home Across the sands o' Dee. Charles Klngsley. Too Thorough. "Why don't you try to make yonr constituents understand problems of government''" "That's what I have done," replied Senator Sorghum. "I have been too thorough alKiut it A lot of them now think that they can give advice In stead of taking It" Washington Star. Fearfully Foxy. "I work a foxy scheme on my boy He'd rather wash the dishes than wash bis hands, so I let him wasb tbe lisb.es." "What's the foxy part?" "Why. he gets his hands clean." Iittlsville Courier-Journal. Don't Worry. Doctor Now, don't worry, whatever you do. A' man with heart disease can't afford to worry. Avoid nil com pany of any kind, drink nothing what soever aDd on no account touch meat and vegetables. By the bye. I won't be able to call till Wednesday, as I have to attend the funerals of tbree pa tients. Exchange. lie that fears not tbe future can ea- lov the nresent Exceeded expectations. "You tried hard to work that swell guy for n tip Did he give you one?" "Yes He gave ine two lie lu oiled ine a dime and told me never to Judge f mail's wealth by his clothes" Mm i WAGNER FEELS Great Piltsburgfi Shortstop About Dona as Regular. HIS UNDERPINNING IS WEAK Last Spring Hia Kite Began to ("rou ble Him, and Rc..tly Ha Was Forced to Lay Off Ht Has a Won dartul Record, Ilium WiiKiier la hIhhiI dune hi a ball plit.ior: Sounds aliuutt rldli ulous. diHu't It. tu those of us who for mote tlmn sl Iwu .vcars bavo Iwu wntchluK III wonderful (icrfiiriiiiiniva un the lull fleld And yet It Is fnct-a fuet which will be rvlvH will) di-ep re:i'cl b the liioiiMinds ot men. women mid children who are llouil' sUincli friends all over the major Unfile elivulls yes, nil over tlie country or wherever Aiiiericn's untloiial aiiie Is knonu WuKtior has Ihi'II slowly but surely allpi'lnK for some time He has, tried his U-st to convince liimseir that he otny imii':lmsl the numerous twiiiKc.4 which have accoiupanied bis exertions on the diamond, but It w as iuiKssllli for bun to desrei:ard the sure waruluK that he was unable to work us he once J had done J The uudcrplnuiiiK of the "KlyliiK Dutchman" have ut last civeu way and refuse lo stand up under 111 ill when he tries to get up ced on the bases or move agilely about In the but ; tor's box He bus not lost his battini: 1 eye nul probably never will, but a bat ting eye Is not a ball player's only requisite, and the toll evueted by the fleeting years from a mini nhi has been as active and played' Hie game as strenuously as Wagner has doue is a large one. Unless those In a position to be con versant with the true condition uf tbe Photos by American Press Association. Till! KB VIEWS OK HAXS WAOSFR, PITT8 li C HOIl's UKEAT SHORTSTOP big Teuton are mistaken Wagner will in all probability never again play reirularlv as a Pirate. He will not be released, tor tie lias neeu a good ana faithful servant, and the chances are that In some capacity he can remain with his present employer as long as he wishes to be identified in any way with baseball. But the I'lnites can no longer depend upon him as their regular shortstop as a terror to the opposition, as a man who can go iitillluchiiigly through a whole season's campaign without suf fering any hurt or showing the slight est apparent fatigue. Those days are gone, never to re turn Wagner lias served his employ ers faithfully and has made a record which has never Is-en equaled and probably never will le He has noth Ing to reirret. but can spend the re mainder of his days lookliiL' hack over a record which Is shitless and which Is the blgh llcht of the National lesgue'a modern history Wise Mabel. Mother Mabel, why do yon take two pieces of cake? Mabel 'Cause, ma, you told me not to ask twice for It I'llcfc. No day Is long enough to waste any of It nurslna s crouch . Chicago News. Red Firs. in making fireworks the anbstance used to pr.xlu.-e red fire la strontium salts. Bright Outlook. "There's a lucky young fellow. He's never known a bit of trouble In all bis life" "Well, be soon wdL lie's going to marry my daughter." Detroit Free Trees. . HI,: WORK OF THE TELEPHONE. Ita Magio Has Enabled Ut to Snap Our Finger at Space. Just bow modem U (lie essential n nil I uliliilloils telephone now coiiins'llng over il Imlf million houses mid ollliva jiu New York eliy-tlieie Is u iiisual ; tine. In Tlimforo" which serveH tu In idleate. When Hie kindly chorus Is ! condoling "Itli Italph KnckNlniw on jhls seiniiltlou froiu his Josephine It rliuiits these wonts to plcttiru the tor ' rur of bis lot: j "No telephone connccta with bis dun- i ItlHUI iVll." j The line falls Hat toduy. Hut "I'lim fore" was ptiHluced for the Mrs! Iliue I In l.sTS. mid In ISTd die Hell pnleiits I for the llrst prtiellcal lelepliolie were Lssued. '1 lius when the' words Were written they related to a new and 'staitilug Invention that was the talk n.f the day, mid the tlllbertlan line was really a :'.v. topical Jest. It Is a sale guess, however, that very few of the people "ho laughed at Tliuifore" In the sou'iitlos foresaw wh it the telephone would really prove ;io be. Tbe years of the telephone tire Jfew Ittit already It has transformed i business tnelhod ttnd H'clul Intercourse. I The railroads, die fas! trains, the tele graph, wireless, the automobile, ail helped to make the nineteenth century a century of acceleration. The telephone worked more real masle than nil the rest together. The tils, every of astral bodies would linnl ly have done more to multiply human effectiveness and euable us to snap uir lingers at spnee.-Ncw York Trlb u lie. THREE WONDERFUL MIRRORS. Used In Place of a telescope In Mount Wilson Observatory. Front Los Angeles by trolley car and burro Iwek tip through the pine forests ( Due reaches the Wilson olwervatory. No dome or gigantic tclesiupe greets ithe visitor when he gains the summit. ' huge Noah's ark of canvas destroys jill pris-oiiceived Ideas of what an ol ;?ervatory should lk like, and within , :htve wonderful mirrors take the plsce i it the great tubular tel.-scope 'f "H'er bservatorlis. The observatory bitllillng U con Oructcd of canvas, the sides being set lu the form of tiers of steeply overlap ping eave. This arrangement la cal .ulatcil to allow for (K-rfis t vcntilatlou i ml Is re-enforced by a vertical wall f canvas, which ran Ih nilsisl or low red at will to obtain tin even tempera Mire. The eeullar arrangement of mirrors that replaces the familiar telescope Is :he renter around which all Interest In :be oliservatory revolves. These mir rors are constructed at the Yerke ob ervutory ni'd Br th Hnest products if the optician's manufacturing skill. The enlarging mlr.or. which Is sup Nirt.sl by a pier of stone at the farther ud of the building. Is nf concave class four Inches thick, and the scien tists tell us it Is of twenty-four Inch aperture by sixty foot focus. The glass Is olislicd ever so often with Jewelers' rouge upon pads of L'bumols skin and Is burnished every week or ten days. In order to remove all possible dust. In sdilitlon a gal rauized cover Is kept over It when It Is not In use. Christian Herald. Corrected. "lie says be Is always outswken In bis wife's presence." "He means out- tlllkisl." - I lolMolt Tost. THINK OF OTHERS. No man can live happily who resarc!i luniteli alone, who turns everything lo his own advantage. Thou must live for another if thou wuhejl lo live for thyself. Seneca. LOVE. I.ove scorns degrees. Tbe low be lirtcth hub: The high he drMweth down to that fair plain Whereon, in his divine equality. Two loving hearts may meet nor meet In vain. Paul II. Hayne. The might of one fair face sub limes my love. for it hath weaved my heart front low desires. Nor deiitn I heed, nor purgato rial fires. -Michelangelo. Love Is a torment of the mind. A tempest everlasting. And Jove bath made It of a kind. Not well nor full nor fasting. Samuel Daniel. There Is do worldly pleasure here below Which by experience dotb not fully prove. Hut among all the follies that I know The sweetest folly In tbe world Is love. -Sir Hubert Aylon. 8unday In Helgoland. The Kalibuth begins In Helgoland st n o'clock on Saturday evening, when tbe church bells are rung, and ceases on the following day at the same hour. At one time no vessel was permitted to leave the port during the Sabbath. Prematurely Aged, Conductor Madam, that child looks older than three years. Mother Yes, Indeed he does, conductor. That child has had n lot of trouble. Everybody's. Sincerity a "h-cp. genuine sincerity Is the tirjt characteristic of all men la suy way heroic. j Aug. 4 In American History. i 171 -Isaac Hayne. Konth Carolina pa j trlot. hanged ut Charleston by the I British: born 174. ! lSlS-Lovell II Iticseatl. noted Fed j eral leader In thp civil war. Isim I In Kentucky; died 1BI. Samuel Jones Tllden, DcnvsTat I Ic candidate for president In 1870, died; born 114. , i ASTRONOMICAL EVENTS. ! Evening stars: Mercury. Jrtpltpr. ' Morrdns snr: Snrnrn, Venus, Mars. 1 rianet Mercury In Inferior conjunction , with the sun 12 m. WAGNER AND THE CABBY. A Bit of Comedy That Wen a Qood Tip Frow the Compoeer, A story of Wagner known to very few Is brotiglH l the Uglit liy Hie Vos Nlsclnt y.eltung. When Hie composer was In n renlly merry mood, lite right iiiihkI for story lulling, he used to say that, being lit Iteilln on a very hot summer's day n ml Uniting himself lu the liouborrspliita, he summoned otto of the first class dioshMc that were still fairly numerous at that time mill told the driver where to go. Ills des tination was st the very farthest point of a district within which only thu lowest fare could be dettiniule I. It struck Wagner Immediately that his driver was Inking it very affecting leave of one of his fellows, na though he were slutting nit a life or ilea tit Journey, "tioodhy. Wllllinn," bo said; "we shan't see each other Mguln for a long time.'' After the carriage had milled on for a gisxl while It came suddenly fo a standstill. The driver got down from his box on tbe rl.ht hand side, ocucd the carriage door aud baimisl It to au'iiln; then be went round In the left side and repealed the pcrforumui-e, ClltlllxHI up on to Ills no nun rosinneo tbe Journey. At the end of the drive Wagner asked hltti what this dumb cm mho show meant. Tbe driver, with a sly look, made answer: "1 Just want ed to hamliiuulc my old nag. lie would never have Is'lleved (hat the whole drive nas for n minimum fare and would have refused to go on Hut by bunging the doors I got blm to Imagine that one (are had got out aud another got In." Wagner laugh.sl heartily over this explanation, and the driver, In spile of his ureed, over which the composer made very merry In his letters, real ized the liuiids.guo tip on which bo had Usui speculating.-London Standard. P. (foil, of Succeee. "How's your sou, the lawyer get- Hug on?" llmlty. poor fellow, lie's lu Jail." "How's that?" "lie was re tn I ued by a home thief to defend him. and he made such a good plea that tbe jii.lce held hint as SU accessory.- I Jpplue.it t's. Talking the Language. "Our new tmokkecper can't seein to see a inlKtake when It's pointed out to him." ' lie's s bull fan. lon't allude to 'em as mistakes; allude to 'em as Ihuic bead puns. He'll understand that all rlgli! "-t'ltlshtirgh I'ost. Outgrew It. "You can never tell how a boy la going to turn out." "No. you can't." "There used to be a boy st borne whom the neighbors called Artie, but lie's the president of a railroad now." Birmingham Age-Herald. Sometimes It Does. Little Wlllle-Say. pupn! Papa Well, what Is It. son? Little Willie Vm the ocean get angry because It Is crossed so often?-Chicago News. Comforting. Mrs. Kttairg- If I were to die you'd never get another wife like me. Knugg -It's very kind of you to say that Boston Transcript. , THE RAINBOW. My heart lcna up when I be- ' hold A rainbow In tbe sky. So was It xvhetf my life began. So Is It now I nut a man So be It when I shall grow old Or let nie die! The child Is father of the man. And I could wish my days to lie Bound each to each by natural piety Wordsworth. Boiling Vegetables. food experts long ago (stinted out tbe very small .inutility of mineral matter ami bone building material In succulent Vegetables. Now a household expert and food scientist has found that when such vegetables as spinach, cabbage and carrots are boiled they lose nlHiut half of the small amount of mineral constituents which they con tain. Spinach, for example, gave up more than ,V per cent of Its mineral constituents and rnbbnge 40 per cent As the loss of mineral matter in these foods makes them less nutritious, the problem of retaining these tn In. Tal parts of the fiesi hshihiics some lni)r tam e I-n nn mid I li.-lile. Aug. 6 In American History. 17Hii-Battle at Hanging It.sk, H. C. British and Tories were surprised and defeated after four hours', bat tle with C.eneral Sumter's parti sans. 1KCJ-National thanksgiving as an . Hilnted by ('resident Lincoln for recent victories at Gettysburg, Vlrksbnrg. Port Hudson and He lena. 1W)t Austin Blair. Michigan's last "war governor." (lied: Isirn 1811). lls'LVrfieneral Itoy Stone, noted civil war veteran who commanded tlie Pennsylvania "Iliicktall" brigade , and a distinguished engineer on public works, died; born lf0. A8TR0N0MICAL EVENTS. Evening star: Jupiter. Morning stars: Saturn. Venus, Mars. Mercury. Constellation Auriga lies close to the pole hIhhiI 9 p. m.. the first magnitude star Caiiella shining brilliantly at tbe edge of the Milky Way. Hopeless. first Lawyer I hear you nre having trouble In getting s Jury for that auto mobile case? Second lawyer-Yes We object lo ever.vb.sly wh owns a car. end the other side rules out all who don't-Puck. If f ...I ; l,.--t ilit:,. to little Still do-i -., ofiet, .ti it will tHs-ome a :r, ;. lo-'. f .- '.,,1 riasmg ou'i or mm. Annul: liistor's Wife-fill, .lack Just fancy- there's a patient In the sitting r.sot, t "All rli:ht. dear; I won't lie a mo ment. Jost run and ks-k blm lu." Life. LOVEMAKINQ IN SPAIN. II Is Dons Right Out In ths Open, and No Ons Seems to Mind It, The best of the Alcnmir I H' Ah a lar gui.lelis. Mill I would not lit e the houiellkii chariil il Hie VMt I'oml by which you enter from the street oiilsble lo the palace beyond. It Is planted .'usually slsiul with rather hubby iirunge trees Hint children were plavliig under and was decorated with the week's wash of the low, simple dwellings which may bu hired ut a rental moderate even for Hevllle, where a .1 . I.. a llilllilsome mill coinuusuone iwou hi a good iptarter rents for iKi a year. One of those two story rollaie, as we should call them. In I tie antecoui t of the Alonnar hud for the ahldeiit of Spanish life the special advantage of a lover close lo a ground noor winuow dropping leader nothings down through the slats of I he shutter In soma maiden lurking within. The nothings were so lender Hint you could not hear (hem drop, and, besides, they were Spanish nothings, and It would not have served any purpose for the stinnner to listen for them. Once afterward we saw the national court ship going on at another casement, but that was at night, and here the pre cious llrst sight of It was offered st 10 o'clock lu thu morning. Nobody seemed lo mind the lover elation, si mil side the shutter with which the Iron bars forbade hltn ths closest contact, and It Is only fair In say that lie minded tiotsidy Ho was there when we went lu and there when we ranie out, and It appears that when It Is a '.piestlmt of loveiiiaklng time Is lt more nn oh'is-t In Spain than In the fulled States. The scene would have b.s'ii better by moonlight, but you ran not always have It iiuMiiillght. and the sun did very well; st least the lover did Hot seem to itis the moon. W, D. liowells lu llnrH'r's Mugnxlns CURIOUS FISHING. QatherinQ In Eels With Brushes and Shrimping on Horseback. In the Hawaiian Inlands some of the native fishermen literally go Into the water and chase the fish Into their nets The sea round the shores of the Is lands Is stitdd.sl with coral reefs. In which are numerous holes and tiny rare In which the fish hide. The tin lives row out over there reefs, taking with them n brush alsmt three feet In length, with very long bristles, and shallow nets, somewhat resembling a paper bsg. as they are Hosed st one end As (hey row ever the surface, socking a likely ssit. they chew a very oily fruit known as tbe candle nut When (her consider they have reached a g.ss fishing ground they spit out this nut. which forms s thin film nn the top of the water, over which the wind passes without leaving n ripple This enables them to see right down Into the clear sea. and If they are eatlsfl.-d with the outlook thev prepare to fish Taking the brttstj In one hand and tlie net. the month of which Is propped open bv menus of a twig or two In the other, they dive noiselessly and quietly overboard Having arrived st the face nf the conil reef, they literally brush the frlirhtened fish out of their dens. Mi.leavorhet t catch them In the net ns thev dart away There Is one plnee st lenst on the const of Iteli'lniu where they go shrimping on homebnrk The trawling nets are attached to the aides of sad dles carried by horses or big donkeys, and on their back men. and women. t(Ki. for Hint matter, ride Into the sea until the animals are almost under wa ter. when they drug the trawls behind them, walking parallel to the shore.-. Stray Stories Left Handed Stone Sllngere. The right hand doubtless owes some thing of Its prominence to the Bible. The Hebrews singled It nut for special honor, and the Scriptures contain quite a hundred references In which "the right hand" Is made the type ami sym bol of everything noble, praiseworthy and desirable It Is worth noting, how ever, that the trlls" of Benjamin once boasted 7oo left handed sllngers who "could sllne stones to a bnlr's breadth and not miss" and that among the "mighty men and helpers" of King Dnvld were tunny who "could uselsith the right hand and tlie left In hurling stones and sli.Hitlng arrows with the bow "-London Standard Plain snd Psinful Talk. During a senatorial Investigation one time Senator Clapp experienced great dllllculty In getting some Information front a nervous witness. "Now." said the senator somewhat sharply, "out with It. my man; out with It:" "If the committee will excuse me," snl.l lite lawyer representing the wit ness. "I do not like tbe term 'Out with It r This Is not the olllce of n dentist" Popular Magazine. Merely a Matter of Spelling. "Yes." said the very severe maiden lady, "the word 'mule' Is only 'male' sH-lled wrongly." "I suppose so," rescinded the crusty bachelor, "but according to tlie Lutln dictionary n woman Is muller.'" Ln.lles' II. line Journal. Human Incredulity. Tell a mini thai there are IffO.tfnV :XiAH stars and he will believe you But If ii slun says "fresh paint" he will have to make n personal Investl gatlnu. Cincinnati Kn.piirer. Modest. "So you want fo become my son-in-law, ell?" "Y yes. sir-that Is, If yon enn afford It " - Boston Tr'ieript GOOD ACTIONS. . When vve have practiced good actions awhile Ihey become eay. When thev are easy we take pleas ure in them. When they pirate ut we r'o them lreountly, and then by Irrqiirnrv ol a. t they grow into a lidliil. Tilio mn. Mus.eal Note. Mother-But. Mr. Miller, how do you nine to kiss my daughter during the piano lesson. Music i'ea. h. -r- Well, you see. It says here nnibinte con a more! fllegeitde Blatter. STUDY YOUR NOSE It Is a Most Wonderful Organ and a Really Fine Furnace, ACTS AS A PERFECT FILTER. This Faoisl Ornament Strslni, Hen and Moietsns AH Air Drawn Throu,, ,n. v.. wunge-i,. uello.t, and Miorobs Catohmg Mucua. Ordinarily us regard our uwt, r J other person's nose from th ,tlH . point of per ul beauty. If i, urno Is a becoming nuu It wins our admir,. I loll, Mild lllll H t'Hsl.lll nr,,, give It no further thought. A ihii,uu, or a repugnant odor remlndt , times that we posses , sense uf iillr and a cold lu the head Is apt to utnk, us wish that liter Mas no sueb tlih,. as a nose. Beyond these points, however, , really penetrate, and as a rule fu to fully real lie what an lniui iitni (,, of the buninn amitoiuy u ,, , prominent feu Into uf the rm-,. No stove or furnace thut ,.t).r ( made by man ran equal In cltb iency tbe human nose, for tlie nose, u h spin- of three Inches and lit two are on. Is of time, call raise th t,.iiM,r,. lure of the air It iliawa lu h.-nrly flflj degrissa and at Hie same time witum, It with moisture and thorough! iluri. fy It. The noao Is really one uf the m,,,! extraordinary organs of tin. Issly p, nerves are more sensitive Unill th. of fingers or ears or ryes, for tliey .- perceive distinctly an alumni ii,-r.s lily tiilntilo amount of a gna mi eiibtlf Hint Its presence can lie dctis-t, D other way. It Is also a perfect flltt-i and thus the most liiqsirlmit iiuarillas of Hie body against disease All air that la breitth.il Int., (u lungs should l st s I pernliirs ut nearly HO degree. K. It should also Ut niolst, even wet. Cold, dry sir la Ittit for the outside of the lusty, hut linn tx place lu Its Interior. In heiitliig I hull the nose works mi Hie principle of sleant roll It Is not merely tuutuhei leading up Into the ticud"hiul itu to Hie throat, but from the twite ot either side three t Misted Isitust curl out Into thu passage, one Ithovs tin other, each routed with elnstle rush Ion of IiI.mmI vessel and tiny glan.1t These' form colls with a great, hot, damp surface, over which the ill epr.-a.1s a It Is drawn up Titus U the air warmed for Its entrnii.e to tbe lungs A furnace maker told tli present writer that any man who could Invent an etthiclit apparatus for mixing uiolsturu with sir lu Its pnai through a hot sir furnace cul.l tutu a fortune, a every device now In us Is only a makeshift and of very lit tle rctil value. The Almighty Maker of the human-and the auluinl-noM solved the problem, lite entire sur fin e of the Inside of the tise la com hiV. of a membrane that isuira furtli u Itul.l called mucus -This Is nimiNswl largely of salt water, which la bik.n up by the passing air until this Is sat urated before It reach. the throat This mucus Is also a mlcrols catcher and s dust catcher. Almost all tlx dirt and germs of disease that enter with the n Ir through the uusliili 111 trapisul by Hie mucus. The living to euiles are killed, for the nut. us la autl seplie and germicidal. Thus I lie sir I) heated, moistened and purified before It roil. In- the lungs. Air breathed lu through Hie Dlollth t not warmed, moistened or purltled cl cept lo a very slight extent. Cons quently It reaches the lungs cold, dry 'mid laden with dust and discs Bronchitis, lonsllltls. diphtheria and consumption are the result The mucous membrane of the n.w Is stibjis't to diseases such aa catarrh "cold iu the head" and liny fevrr Adenoids grow lu the lin.-k of the no and atoptup Its luls-s. A simple lud easy operation will remove lite Intler w hile the former If taken v, lien they first show themselves can ls curisl without dllllculty. If neglected they may become Incurable. Thus i"t e'1' do (hey prevent the necessary warm lug. moistening and filtering of tlieelr but they spread and cause umny lv eases of Hie throat aud lungs nial the commonest .-Hise of aerl.uia ini intensely pn Infill trouble with lb ears. New York World. May Hsv Been AH Riant. Tbe angry oil Urn puffed ,h' olllce or the city editor. "See here, sir." lie yelled, "what do you n by publishing my rente' Hon from my pnlltlonl olllce In 'thl way?" "You gav the story out yourself, didn't son?" asked the editor "Ot course I did." replied the nir citizen. "But your f.sil paper pi Hits It under the fiend of -Public Improve ment.' "-Kx.hange. Worse Thsn Thst. "I know you don't like me. Ml IPb'. Igetiln. but won't you plehse tell ntcj why. Just lo gratify a iintiinil riirlonj Ity?" ' "Why. Mr. Orklds. I ha never jw gitrded you hs ii natural curiosity! -Chicago Tribune. A Difference. much do yon think "How be' worth?" "Are you asking about his eindcncT or his llnauchil condition ?"-lctrolt Krisi. Press. .fr the Fir. "You don't mean lo say that Spender Is on his nptiers. Why. I thought had money to burn." "So he did have; but. unforluniile7 for Spender, he curried no Mr l"ur" an. e."-Brooklyn Life. Ths Reaeon, "Why do you call this a fire s'e Inquired the new but honest clerk. who bad at once discovered that tbers bad been no fire "Because we fire the fellows th"t don't mind their own business." re spond. si the boss. and after that the new but bonesi clerk did. -Detroit News.