1FKE WILBTf
' f'gnPETRATEP DY WALT Ac D OUGA LL v
r
? fSIEPrCTrD,HE HAS Df r.Mlij
(TWjsHrl ..L iVi- WtMCVl HIS TONSILS T J
f X- .5 U i A iH '.f v-A
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DiPTKERia. ili
INJECT SOM
tTI TOXIM
SCRUM ANYHOW.
II ' - - - ... -v rNw tV -k .
M'CARTY VERSUS WELLS.
. (until BEDTIME . I WIUU TEST 7 KM tYJ 1
S HIS EYES TOMORROW FOR i SmrKri MCiNTMEr, ,
Vr-- ASTIGMATISM ACPTIMISMj HPV I MORNIJ' J W J
critics and who at least must have boeu
Two Whit Heavyvneighti May Meet In t otititlt J to a !r:in-. Uiter Wlllnrd foiiBlit
New York March 14. sM!er Kearns. who was a mere
If I.nt'ier Mi-Cirtv :'::1 Boin!:nH';r r. vi ,. fartv Hnnds tighter than hiui
Wells. the rni'ii!i elinmpion, mett Ij i v'(. v.istly s!iy in reaeh. strength and
a ten rvi;u! I.at lu New York. March ' height and f even less piiKlllstlc lu
W. there wilt Le a ehiiuce for the Eu,-- '" himself. Yet Willanl
IWimaa to s:et m a nntih with Jail;
Johnson, pmvided. of course, that
Weils Is the winner of his bout with
McCarty A ruar h heiweeu Wells and
Jolin-nn ('! le pulled off In Enc
laud or Fniiue. .I;;t how Mod a iu;:n
Weils is lrs i..it lieen esrabllshed He
was beuieu by I'alzer. but tla.ms to
have been 1I at the tiaie. What Is
true of V.'elis Is also true of McCarty.
Following .rtaiu labyrinths of the
"dope"' on McCarty. the now accepted
white besvrwelcht champion fighter of
j
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Photo by American Prese Anaoclatlon.
BOMBABDIEB WELLS. ENOLISH
WEIUHT CUAMPJOa.
BEAVT-
the world, arouses one to anything but J
, an enthusiastic frame of mind about
McCarney's marvel. The best thing j
that can be showu lu regard to Mr
Carty Is his coast record of victories,
over Palzer and Fiynn. ;
For example, take the line on Mc- i
Cjirtl through Jess, Wlllnrd, the bl:;
crnnn the
REPORTER
( vAOW DO VOU LIKE. NVf
1 S05 " -BOUGHT- T WITH THe-
( Morsey r wom in that pokep.
(G-Ame Your friend run5 - over,
s ., uiMJ'u ia-i th. i-aj - . i a. a ' Haas i 1 1 i , r m a aaBBSat-
i'li'r
A BABY CANT KICK!
TAKE
v ME 1100
I feet six iin l of humauity who txiit
I SK-Carty In tln oiiuion of newspaper
ij.ij!:ihthi aroitnu ror live rounds,
sni:ii!iuu his own knuckles and step
j pin? nn his own feet tiefore the wntest
I was finally stopped.
Hirtume I ippiera.
1: h i- an- scores of women In In
uou who drink e;ni de cologne." says
I dm Ml. ' S veral -letT wonieo are J
Ifc'i.uii I., make large punbases of
r!ii vrfii!iir. null ihe sellers never fori
I a i.Minrii! imagine that their fashion
able custoinerx buy Ii for drinking in- j
slead of iiertuuiing purjmses. It la pos
sible t" t'e.-iiiiie finite Intoxicated by
takiic- i-iu -le colocue. This scent is 1
; ti-.il! niit.t.... and many women drink i
, !t i.t-,,1. j
j "I's-i-ii' t- if lavender Is also drunk '
I by women f Enirlaml. and It has much
! the same e(Tei-t iiu the nysteni as :
! ea'l de roiogur. ruining the lining of
j the siiiuiach and undermining the
health "-London Answers. !
National G ardent.
There are two gardens of England -
, r
. -a i i r i
l I i. 1 II I II T." US. ..ft '
I .i.nut-ii. unii Hiiu IMIITI.IVI-UHC, iMm, 'x oe istner or ine inrjeie mw, ina
j of Ireland is usually said to be Car- "dandy horse." was Invented In 1818
low. in l-ein-ler. Italy aud Belgium : by Haron tou liralse of I'urls. It con
I are Ixith called the garden of Europe. "Isted of two wheels about thirty Inch
j while that of Fram e Is Amboise. In the M 1,1 diameter ruiinlng one In the wake
department ..f Indre-eMxdre. The gar- ',' ,,ie "th"r ,,"l '-i-ted by a beam
1 . . ,. , , , .. , o i I "f wood, upon which, halfway from
; den of Italv is Sicily and of Spain An- i ' ' , ' '
, '. ,, , . 'each end, was a saddle or perch, an
. dalusia. lu the east Ceylon and Bur- i ... ., . ... ...,.,'
arm rest in front completing the ma
ma have both received the title, and ..,,, .,w P,.Mo h. kkinha
.larueiy. Kenl and Worcestershire. Tnat
the ilistrH of Indii so honored Is
Oude (;!:ui:nr-.flinhire Is often spoken
of as the
rden of S'lMh Wales. To j
....ui.. tft..,
the region west of our noble Missis
sippi the tl'le "garden of the world"
has been given, and not without Jus
tice. -Eiclruige.
, Empty Form.
j An Ainer! an went to Europe, fie
j lug--i with him a high hat box. He
, tii'iil il in I iiihIoii. to Purls and thence
to l irin mil Vienna without the lie-
cessity .if opening it. It was a fright
! fill bother, but be felt reriald. for he
i hml Mm IiI'-I. h.i l,K hlm l tk.
occasion nmse
In Vpmin h, nP4 hn, IU
drenHf(, ,,r.,My umJ onpnp() thf N)X
r, . r. ,me on tt)e M
Tlll. . , .,,, ha, for(rr,,.
,e to m , ,,, hatT-PbDadclpbla
gHturdav Eretiiug Post
cub
JrMONI,
I B A w i m i . i i IV. rask.saTa.
OKKdOX CITY
i
Ml
CUT HIS APtVNr'
ATCiCfc-l
.
r : vt vu..'rw
T1 TT 1 I 1
!
r, ,
IMMBIATZLTrj
11
Too Succciatul. !
They have in r.erlln. or lienuany i
nither. a law lUtl llie uuTalr rompe- ,
titiou law. nn Ii prevents any person j
fmui euguuig lu a imsiness that may i
lie nuistnieO miller llie provision of I
the law us iintalr in cumiietltlou to j
otht-rs.
An English dector en me to Uerllti.
advertised lie mold cure rheumatism j
and curetl it. lie was promptly ej j
pelled at llie reipioxl of the'tieruiau !
ipM-tiirs on the groiiml tnat. as lie j
cuml rheiiinatSiu. he was engaging in
unfair oompetiliou with the regular
physicians who could not cure the dl-
ease
I'ost
PhiladelpliiH Saturday Eveuiiig
Norway's Way.
All stock, fouls, tonics and veter
inary preparations of every kind are
classed as patent medicines in Norway.
All pateut medicines or preparations
classified as such can be sold through
druggists only and are subject to ex
amination by a hoard calli-d the med
Isinal Styrelseu. If found harmful or
the claims made fur them lire mislead
Ins or If analysis shows that thej are
priced out of proportion to the cost of
their Ingredients their sale Is forbid
den.
Th "Dandy Horaa."
ground with the right and left foot al
ternately. It was from such a crude
a(r;lir ,. b, ,
slowly evolved.
STUDY THE SUBLIML
Sad, indeed, u it to see how
men occupy themselves with trivi
alities and are indifferent to the
grandest phenomena, care not to
understand the architecture of the
heavens, but are deeply interested
in some contemptible controversy
about the intrigues of some of the
queens of the past, are learnedly
critical ovrt a Creek ode and
pais by without a. glance that
grand epic writ en by the finger of
God upon the strata of the earth.
Herbert Spencer.
Evidently The Boss Isn't As Lucky As Scoop
F.XTKKPKISR. I-I.IUAV.
Powerful
American Navy
For World's
Peace
By Senitor HENRY CAIOT
LODCE of Mi!tfhuM
fOR THE PEACE OF THE
COUNTRY. AND THERE
FORE THE PEACE OF THE
WORLD, A POWERFUL
AMERICAN NAVY IN THE PRES
ENT CONDITION OF HUMAN AF
FAIRS IS ABSOLUTELY ESSEN
TIAL. f
Tlio L'nitoJ States socks no ter
ritory mul tli'sire no oonquosts.
There i no nation on earth with
vvhii'li we do not wi.sli to inaiuliiin
the most frieiully relations. A powerful inivy i a t ! T A UA N" I M'
OF PKACK AND NOTIIIXO KI5K. if nlmn lni it within
five years certainly within ten yearn--anurrvion wonM lx tiui'I
upon us which the A merioan" people WtH'l.D NOT Tt)I KK.IK
for a moment.
No extravapineo which can to committe.l will eiinl that of ecoicv
niizinf; hy reiltieinjr the navy.
A few years apo KnlnnJ unilertook to economize, in lier navy.
As a consequence she is now. for the first time in two hundred years,
to take a Imekwnnl step in the Mediterranean and withdraw her tlert
to (lihraltar, ami at this moment he is xtrivinv with feverish hute t
makeup by LAVISH ATPKOPKI ATION ll! Till- TIM K H
CX WISELY LOST.
THAT THE UNITED STATES SHOULD B AT Pt ACE WITH AIL
NATIONS AND SHOULD EXERT ITS GREAT INFLUENCE FOR I UK
MAINTENANCE OF THE WORLD'S PEACE IS A0 1VE ALL IM'N;.).
TO BE DESIRED. BUT THE PRIMARY C"OlTiON OF Ol'R tew
RESTS UPON THE NAVY OF THE I'NirfO STATtS WHILE
HAVE A POWERFUL NAVY NO ON F WILL ATTACK UH AN3 w t
SHALL BE ABLE TO USE OUR INFLttl F in THE CAuSf
PEACE EVERYWHERE.
First "Votes For Women" Grocery
Store, Its Cart and Backers
xox:
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Fhoto by American Praaa Association.
s
ELLINO frocerles, eggs and poultry, all labeled "Votea For Women,"
and delivering them In a yellow cart, wrapped In yellow paper and tied
with yellow cord la a whole lot lietter than swashing wlndowi, damag
ing letter box mall or burning down the homes of hated government
efflclala. Besides, It's a heap safer. They're doing It In New York, the suf
fraglata are. There they atarted the Bret "Yotea For Women" store In tho
eonntry. The picture abowa the suffraglat delivery cart In front of the atora,
wttb Miss Almee Hutchinson on the left and Mrs. Pa rah Mayer eo the right
: Tkey are officials of the company which atarted the enterprise. Others Inter
ested ara Mm. Sofia Kremer and Mra. Alice 8. Ilurke. They tend the atore
themselves and talk suffrage to every purchaser. They're selling stuff becauen
I they aell cheap. Whether they're advancing their causa or not la anotha
question, but they claim they are.
'S'A-AiTWH 14 -Scoop- MParVoii
OVER. ItS THE riLLEM' BAtK OF
(PLACE ?-WD Hurry UP-i CTrHrV
V I
MAI.V1I '.M. I'.HIl
'V. .. ..
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4?' 'it
i
IN
MlrfES
WHAT 1H
SAM
UOtS
055
1L
ANcwSloryAboul
the Great Calipli I
U, HIT 1 1 CHAM AM
In Ihe fit of Uapbi.l M""7 "'"
tl,pi. when the good old CaMpb Har.mi
gl Hasclild wu going als'iil lu dli;ul-i
to lio bis aulOeila wim geilliik
on. thai b" supply Iheli ib nc
Cles, right their wrong and I 'f K""
era I erb' tn H '. he one eieiilnu
paswsl by the shop of a money clmiiaei
who wni looUng t) liiunbil""
WliiH troiililc" you)" H-scil the in
llph who was dre..il In the m'Hi of a
vender of lnle ami Msd en hi" arm a
basket c.'iiliiuilnu Hie trull
What ii-l to lell ion a (ssir ilat
seller" rvplled llie oilier "imi b
an llolie-t mid 1 iliimllielle nuilili
imiicw, but you csimoi help uie "
"Not with money eiiielv," repbetl llie
caliph, "mil lib M'l'ti '
"Ah," ii Itl l'ie money clinnger, "liter
a great deal Unite advlisj In the
world than of money! Am one ran
Kite adUif. I am oterrun with II. "
MsUlly als'ilt IU) rhililieo. There's
not one or my nelghUir wlm i-nnimt
tell me Just li"W to train them, Ihoutfh.
n.nf.sj, thtue ho ar iihmI elpllcll
In Iheli liisiiuctloii bai ni bad
any elillilri-ii of their own "
The rnlipti a iiiucli linprnwwl Hh
IhU liiloriniillcli. blch R new lu
tl in. for no one would dare ' him
adtlce a to the training of lea lib
tlri-ii "tell me lour imiible." Im- alil
to the oioiiri i liniiger. "aud If t no'
help ion I will WHe you all llie dale
I lue In in) Ui-kcl " So be luld He
c.illpli Winn grieted blui
"I eliaiikf iii'Uiei I lend money." Ii
vil lit, "hml I twelve lie) to keep for
oilier which I loo ii again at intero-i
ThI rooming lloee men mine In em li
with a liumlrisl piece of gold lbe
llnsl me lu keep for tbelll I !
the money and igiil a nelil fm H
which they linil drawn up. smt by u
terni I wan obliged to mv Ihe gold
to thrin all togellier ami ms to mn
one of them Mpuralely
"Soon nfti-r I hey had gone a one
of them n-turinsl dav lug I IhU be wl-ln-d
to count the uioner fm he feared I !
were Hot the II"1 phs r I bud re.elplti
for, Iwiiiw. after lenvliig. one of lil
imrtv had iild Thsl man I f
I gave him I'M my hir lily eiclit)
plis-e of gold and be will have to put
uie a hn ml riil pis c
"I took the gold from my tnuuf
but and laid It on the table In-fore HU
honest man. nnd while were ciuimi
lug It there en me a knok al the door
There tiKJ Hie two other ib-H.lliii
who said to me: 'If our third iinin
collie lu you and nl ymi lo let blui
count the money lefl you do iml
liermlt him He I a mgue I told
tbelll I would lie very cart ful nnd tried
lo gel away from llieui to go b.nk lo
the Ulan Willi Hie gold, tail Ibey III
tteil on telllnt: me whr they ll-- l
ei their rolli-iigue And by the time
they bad finished and I got back to the
riMini where I lind left lilm lie had
gone with the money, baring alepiied
out through a window Into the street
"lie hnil lil Iss-D gone long before
the oilier two men rnnie back nnd said
they bad an opfNirtunlty to ue their
fund aud deimiudisl hat I should re
turn I hem their des,li I have not
nun ti on hiinil. Iieslil.-s niilst eveiilu
ally hme :i plis'es of gold They have
riled me lo appear Is-fore tho judge
loiuorrow, and since I cannot return
lliclr iii-iMe.lt ahull be sent to Jail "
When the cnllpb had beard till story
he trow lied Hull there should he such
rascal lu Itagdad Hut the matter
was one of law iiml Ihe g'ssl inn n nev
er Interfered with legal prmesse el
cepl In vvle judgiiielits like Holoinouil
uld "I will iml give yon any uilvh e. '
he on til lo Ihe inline) changer, "and
lure I must keep my isiutrm t I wl.i
leave my dates wild you ' lllll ion
will see ine nt Ihe lourl loumrrow, mid
I think I ktuov a nay lu help you"
l lie money changer did lad wish to
keep the date, bill Hie caliph would
not lake I In-lit nwny nil li him
The nei I day. w hen the money cbnng
er went to conn, whom should lie e
nn Ihe Judge In-uch bill the date vend
er to whom he ti.nl coiitlded his siory
The two n who had deiiiaudisj I heir
money entered, ami Hie Judge lolil
(hem lo make known lo blui their coin
plaint aguliist Hie uuuiei changer
They toliHhe -a ine ator) a the latter,
whereupon Hie Judge calhsl for the re
ceipt which bad Is-eii given tor the
gold Having rend It. he a-I.ed of the
complainant"
"Where I the third man to whom
the money l to Is- paid.'"
"We do not kiioo He has made ufl
with It. but Unit l urn our fiiilll. It Is
the ft nil of the money changer, m
whom we demand the return of our
due "
"This receipt." said the Judge, "nun
-ls Hie uioiiev changer to return tin
funds .eft Willi mm lo nil the delimit
or nod iihI am on ul two of I lieu,
sc. am tei) Hriug ihe other man ami
Cut out tho
MILL.
HA MA BllNOiS
THE
frV LET ME BORVOW
WANT?
"THAT DIAMOND OF-
QWi TO frO BACkT
rNo 5 IT 1H WITH
Hrt -SNT .--
nl will Trpay yon-
The two men hung their hernia sun
yinda lu reply
"I ImiIImvs," ciihtlnilrd III eal,iK
'thai you are a dishonest a he, hni
can not prove II or I would send you In
prison ' Then, turning m n,, mil)
I'huuger, be said, "If these luru (roiihi,
you again appeal Ilia case to the mlint,
1 1 a run n al Hit, hid"
The Judge1 lepS(l down rnuu w
IhiiicIi. ami a lie Went nut lo the
a number i'f slave who were wslllnt
for blm Imiw.sI down Ihelr hernia n.fr,
til in Ilia i 7 rhnuger askisl w
he wn and wa lulvt Ihal he wi
rnllph lilniM-if
f-H--sHH-H-HI-l-HHH-H-H
HOW THORPE TRAINfD FOR
THE DROAO JUMP.
.lobiiuv lia.iea, ihe wlniirr nf
" Ho- llliiuplc iiiiriitlioii in,,. .(
.. Hie I " 1 -li games In Inns. ,.,,
" an liileiiiilug .lory of Ihe say
In tvhhli .Inn 'li"is, irnluisl fur ,
t Ihe bro id Jump iliii lug Ihe hbs k '
In, Mil In. st, "Hue liileiiiisiii I ,
bilppelllsl III lie llpalilll wli,, 1
upon bsikluu "'il llie win, loiv ,
saw Jlui srl-c from hi Ullul. 1
Hum k and walk lo Ihe idrwalL" ,
nt Hues " Iboiiiihl It win '
4- Kiriiiikr ii ml I re ihcd o wn), h ,
It Ihroiigli Ho-1 u I saw him mark '
on al-'til twrul) Ibrre tint. nu, .
, , be vbiii.eit Inilll i tunei of lh '
' disunite, I llioiiglil he w,t. k
, , tug to do uiie !rna, Jiiuiplny )
To 111) siiipilse be big fellmt
., walked bnk lo Ihe liniuuis k,
" JuiiiHs lulo and linil rheii-.
III l) is oil llie two i b,l k Ki.i l kt .
f. r some lllll,- lime Assund he '
had hoi kcil haul ciioiiuh ,,r IliU ,
-I e I ill) , he rolittl over mul fell '
ral iis'i-ep I or nil I i-onld leirn, .
I' il's all Ihe lialnlng he did for
l'ie lir-d Juiiii "
r-Hr'K-H-!sy;-HlH-H-
NEW C3LF RULCS CRITICISCO
i
' 8ene Playere Osbeve Much el M
i Coiie le Surftueu.
It) IliU ti ue Ilia' Viisl an, n nt t.,lf.-r
ltlirootho.il ll,e coillilri hat lia I l u
I In tll;e-l li e i IlllUi e. lo llie rules (
J Ihe g Hue nun oine i"l rcriilli by r,
' t'ld'ist Stale, liolf ii" -I'l'i nt tl
1 now efT.-ll'.e Tlootf'i h. ie irv
' IHU. I I ll I Ukl. Illl-sl of 1 1 fin Ii nl to 'I"
I Inu'cl) v. I!li I. -i b I ue SllH it liiin.-e
' lu re','., I-, r trelv i iniaidi-risl ib. plv I'f
gnlfr-a tinlll iniuallv ttlisl out i
, etit.i'e.l nut after bsvlng b.s u put la
con, r -'e forut Tlnl . ll l II, nl ioai
inert Ii Ihe rh tngr Is Lclni; lout, I ll
' tl,N ll
In M.itne ipiarfeisi olio of tin- I ti.ilii-r
' b,M c.,u-.-l adverse I till. Inn '11,1a la
WHh r v- inl I till.- -I, p irai-r i;,h 2. ef
' "I :.-Hi-:-i I nn. I Tbroio-lt he Hrecn " S'sl
re.i U " (.laver Is entitled at am Ilia
I ituHng the plnv of a hole o iis-etida
1 from Ids ofiponetll Ibi llillnts-r of
I triki-. the Intlen has ptIVi- If thai
I opa.icllt give, the wrioi lifornnd!"a
1 a to m iio i.l.-r of .mil.", lie bn
jilaiisl be .ha'l I ihe hole tln'ra
j be corre-'ls bis utl-.inl.e ls-fore lb
plaver has phivi-l nuoiber slrotie"
j Hiich a reifiit-illiui. It I nrutied aeenn
neither neis-iirv nor deli-sble .
: nil-take might be mmle ipille Ininafnl
I ly n tut retnislied afterward. b"C Ihh
; rule Is din-hired lo amount to an satss
I aloll on Hie a.rt'iianblp of tli-e Is
! the came. To the mind of one gnllW
: It suggest a storr of two men rwi
j were having a dav oil Ihe llnV. leaf.
lug the first i-riH.ii one naked "t
I nianv strokes ttld von lnkev' "II"
' ninuy did ymi lake?" queried the oilier
I "Oli." rcplbsl the nrst. "I sks1 rs
first."
Atistber plnyer sisona to think Hist
there nre fast becoming li iinnv rule
ml Hml It ., Ill, I ls desirable I hit
! a briefer rode, lie ad la. "When I
golfer pause lo reflts-t on Ihe lltlttrT
I of rules he realise that for practlcsll"
i evert tiling a eron Is entitled la1
1 on a golf course Ibere I Mine kind
I law In Id down In black nnd while W
are told whal we mnv do na well
what we must do ami what we mm
not do. Put bow many golfers eonM
quote the nelnal rule governing
shot they playt The rule are knowa
In tlm spirit, but not In Ihe lelli
Tbev have been anpilred lliniugh tTfae
niisltum of that elemental Instinct
which enables one tn differentiate he
Iween right and wmng. In these rlr
emnstaneea one would think that a
much eborter cislo would he siiuVlirrt
hul Ihe multlpllHtr of rules apiiesr
to be due to tne great rarlety uf r0'
llngenclisi pisslble In the game Wlrh
cannot la. classified either as right ojl
wmng. but which come Int" the hi"
way hoiiae rntegorr of doubtful."
"Ulvlna Ouarter."
The expression "givftig quarter" hs
I . .., ... .1... u,...nliinls
a curioll origin. lien uir .-i
fought the Hutch In the NetlierhuaK
there waa an agreement lie! ween th'm
tluil the riiiisom of a wildler shiuiltl '
a qunrti-r of bis pay.
To "ask iimrler" wn to uer ,,nf'
fonrtli of llw- nohller's imy as ransuia.
ami to refuse quarter, f cotirs w
to ilis line lu accept Ihal amount.
By HOP
ISP -L.-m
5S.1k IC
In -.11 .. na ti 1 i mii,: i y .
' KiiiUrr-A-J'
A