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,..letT I - OREGON CITY ENTEIiPMSE, FRIDAY, MARCH 20, V.)W. 3 Don't Obligate Yom Pocket Book By failing: to Improve this chance of a life-time to secure the many little everyday necessities in what you wear. Whether it be the garnent itself or the trimming whether you need the dress for the head or feet, over gar ments or underwear, you will RELIEVE YOUR POCKET BOOK, by being prompt at the great CLOSING OF BUSINESS SALE of the FAIR STORE of Oregon City Sale starts Thursday April Jit and will continue until everything is gone. It means money In your pocket and a saving of many dollars If you do not wait. We will not hesitate on price or value, everything must go and we will put the price on the goods that will make them go. We have an. Immense stock of dry-goods; Mens and Ladies furnishings. Ready to wear Ladies suits, jackets and skirts; and all the fine dry goods you are purchasing every day Laces, embroderies and trimmings of all descriptions, right up to date, and this will be your eyerlasting chance to make a quarter look like 75c. You can prove the prices all through our store by comparing the following: Chllil'.vn'r I'mlerwear, regular 70s itrnxU rrw i fur lio It-y Otershlrtt, regular 2fic goods, iw,.10c Hoy' Ovnrshlrts, regular luc good, now,.. 29c Men' Fleece Unt'd Underwear, regular Sue k miiI . now SSo Jen's Hlbbed Underwear, regular G2o Rood, now 45o Men All Wool 'Underwear, regular I.12Vi good, now 79o Men' Hark, Ught and Black Overhlrl, regular 66e goods, now S9o Mn' Golf flhlrt. regular Guc and C5c good, now 39a Baby and Children's Huso, regular two for - 25c, now Be l.adlo' 1 lose, regulur two (or 2Cc, now So Iaci'R from Ic a yard up. Kmbrolderle from 3c yard up. All color, tint boat brand calico So Bliambra ,...7e Unbleached Miwlln, regular 9c and 100 goods, now 7o Finest of Cmubrlra, r-Riilnr 15c goods 10c Fluent of Straight Front Concts. regular 66c goods, now 5e Odd and end In Corsets that were aold at $1.00, now 39e IJnen lluck Towels, regular 15c good 10c Madras and Duck, rvkulur I5c yard, two for !fc, now I0e India IJnen. rcjqilar 16c, two for 2r,c, now.. 9c India Linen, regular HOr., now 33e Persian I.awn, regular l&c, now 10c Colored I-wn, regular 10c and 15c, two Mr 25c, now 8c Dark Dre Uood, regular 15c, now "...Bo 20c Cotton Good, two yard for 25c 26c Cotton Oooili, (Rrlnold) 15o S8c Dres Goods, dark 22e 76c Dreii Good, S4 Inclie wide 49c Bleached Damak, regular 45c, now 27c Morcona Sateen, all color, regular 30c to 54c yard, now 22e Fancy trimmed, Ladles' Muslin Skirts, regular $1.35. now 89c Extra Finn Window Curtains, by ihe yard, reg ular 35c, now 17c Shirting, dark, regular 12Hc and 15c, now .10c Uralils, Apllcas and Pazemenlrles, less half of value. . Linen as good as Butcher's Linen, reg ular 19c good, now 14c Real Butcher's Linen, regular 38c goods,.. 24c Ladles' sleeveless Vests, regular 15c and 12c goods, now 80 Carleon & Courar Bilk Thread, regular 10c goods, now 8c HOUSEHOLD How to Makt Tamale. Take one-half gallon of shelled corn, cover with water and add three Utile spoonful of lime; lei It come tu a boll, and when cool ruo wtin hands and wah until entirely hulled, tlrlnd while wet In a meal grinder, unless a stono malule, such as Mexi cans use, csn bo obtained. When well ground, mix thoroughly with chicken broth, making a thick batter; beat well with wooden spoon, or hand Is better. Chop fine Iho meat of a well rooked nun; add half a cup of almonds, half a cup of raisin, season to tuMto with salt, chill or green pep pers. Tako clean ocrn husks (dry), oil well with butter; place a largo spoonful of the batter In tho center of the htik and spread It slightly. On the platter plure a teaipoonful of chicken with a little tomato sauce; fold well In hunk, doubling ends care fully, and steam thirty minutes, Serve hot. Washing Apron, Washing, except In Ihe enso of ex perienced home experts,' Is apt to be a damp occupation, splashes being difficult to prevent when tho Ins and outs of the trade are not understood. A duin.iprtxif apron will. In such a cane, be found to represent a great convenience, and one of tho best ma terials for the purpoHo Is that of while oiled cloth hound with braid and supplemented with a wldo bib. Iltgh-o-me) outdt for 1.00, on iho mutie? back plan. "Tho use. of llyomel cured Mr. Cut ler of catarrh In 1904. Ha has strong ly endorsed the us of llyomel In msny Instances, and we are glad to go on record regarding this marvel loua catarrh cure, and endorse It" Mr. A. Cutler, 201 I'ost Are., Battle vreeg. Mien. I. To Clean Clothes, Tho best articles for cleaning clothes Is a piece of woolen cloth. If poaslblu uso a strip of (ho same cloth as tho garment to be cleaned. Take a piece 4 Inches wldo and 8 Inches long anil roll lengthwise. Fasten at the middle with a stout rubber band. Bonk either end with gasollno ond rub tho article to be cleanod. If you want to rub earth stains or dust from tnfTeia or any other soft silk uso a small piece of velvet A Dust Remedy. An excellent Instrument for keep ing a sewing muchiuo or typewriter freo from dust In the crevices Is an old bleyclo pump. A small bellows can often bo used In the samo way or even In atomizer. The work of cleaning can be dono In half the time. For Leather, Vlnegnr nnd linseed oil form an ex cellent reviver for leather cushions nnd upholstered furniture which have becomo dull with wear. One pnrt of vinegar to two of linseed oil la the correct proportion, the two Ingredi ents being poured Into a bottle and the latter shnken until tho polish Is of tho consistency of cream.. CLACKAMAS ABSTRACT TRUST COMPANY. Land Titles examines). Abstract of Title Mask. OHea over Bank of Oreejoa City. JOHN r. CLAJUC. Up. Alasks-Yukon-Psclflo Exposition Notes There will be 85 dancing men aud womeu In (he Turkish Village at tho Alanka-Yukon Pacific Exposition which opens on June 1 In Seattle, making It tho biggest oriental conces sion put on at any Kxpositlon. tourists bound for the Exposition, wjll have a splendid opiKirtuiilty to tako the world famous summer ex cursion along the glaciers and moun tains of the Alaska coast. The Seattle chamber of commerce will conduct an Information bureau In Beattlo while tho Exposition Is In progres for tho benefit of visitors to the city. Agent will meet all boats and tralira and In this way per sons who visit the metropolis of the state of Washington this summer will be assured of reasonable rates at tho hotels and lodging houses. Among the Interesting works of art to bo exhibited at tho Exposition tuts summer will bo a staluo of "Old Jennie," lust of the Rogue River In dians. ' Tho National convention of the Ep worth Leaguo t0 bo held at Soattlo this summer during tho progress of tho Exposition will draw more than 10.000 visitors to Beattlo from the cltlea of the Northwest. One of tho Interesting exhibits at the Exposition will be tho display of tho American Bankers' Association. Tho exhibit will bo highly educational In charactor. A meeting of the bank ers' associations of Washington, Ore gon. Montana and Idaho will be held In Beattlo this summer. An automobile, race across tho con tinent for long distance supremacy, a costly trophy for a prize, will tako place about the- second week of the Exposition. There will bo thousands of visitors In Beattlo to witness the finish of tho race. INDIGESTION ENDS IS FIVE MINUTES MISERY FROM AN UPSET 8TOM ACH GOES BEFORE YOU REALIZE -IT. Every family here ought to keep onto Dlapepsln In the house, as any one of you may have an attack of In digestion or Stomach trouble at any time, day or night This harmless preparation will di gest anything- you eat and overcome sour stomach five minutes after wards, If your meals don't tempt you, or what little you do eat seems to All you, or lays like a lump of lead In your stomach, or If you have heart burn, thai la a sign of Indigestion. Ask your I'harmaclst for a 60-cent cose of rapes Dlapepsln and take ono trlangulo after supper tonight. There will be no sour risings, no botching of undigested food mixed with acid, no stomach gna or heart burn) fullness or heavy feeling in the stomach, Nausea, Debilitating Head aches, Dizziness or Intestinal griping. This will all go, and. besides, there will he no sour food left over In ihe stomach to poison your breath with nauseous odors. rape's Dlapepsln Is a certain cure for all stomach misery, because it will tako hold of your food and di gest It lust the same as It your stom ach wasn't there. :, Actual, prompt relief for all your stomach misery Is at your Pharma cia. .1 n U 1 .1 snm J These largo 650-cent cases contain No Drums In th Middle Ages. as we come to (he middle apes, when tbe nations of modern Europe were struggling Into existence, we find that at (rst tbe .drum waa not used at all. So, although melody had been known and practiced for many cen turies, rhythm bad been quite forgot ten, for what there la left to ns of the music of tbe middle ages contains no bars, and we know that It was lowly and monotonously cbsnted. without the lesst secent. In the eleventh century, however. things begun to Improve, more partic ularly as tbe crusaders brought Into Europe all sorts of percussion instru ments from the east. Various kinds of drums, tambourines and cymbals were then seen In Europe for the first time Ince the days of savages, and they have been used, with -very little change, ever rflnce. St. Nicholas. An Epistolsry Hint. In the letter from Boston was a peeial delivery stump. "What did she send that forr the womaq wondered. "The Information he wants can be sent In an ordinary letter. It won't need to be sent spe cial." "That stamp," said the man, "Is a delicate hint to be quick about answer ing. It Is a hurry up device, used by many men. it Is very effective. A two cent stamp does not always spur one on to any special effort, but a spe cial delivery atamp means that the writer wants what he wants when he wants It, and tbe most dilatory cor respondent alive Is not going to let any ome Course In Modern Agriculture IX. Weeds and How to Combat Them By C. V. GREGORY, Agricultural Til-i)l-ilon, ouia Stat Colltjft CooyrUht, I9O0, by American PrtM Auoelatlon N attempting to produce large crops the farmer And that tie has many eriemle working against ulm. Among the worst of these are weeds. One of the (neat est problem that confront the farm er is that of keeping: hi crops free from these pests. After a field bas been so handled and prepared that a large amount of plant food is In avnlla; bio form, with plenty of niolsture to dissolve It, It is poor policy to allow weeds to seize this food and moisture and convert them Into a worthless product. Weeds may be divided Into three general classes annuals, biennials and perennials. Annual weeds are proro gated entirely by needs snd live but one year. An exception to this Is found In the winter annuals, which come up In the fall', live through the winter as small plants and produce seed tbe following spring. Among tbe most troublesome annual weeds are the foxtails. These are grasallke plants that are too common to need any special description. The fuct that makes them so difficult to beads appear will not kill the plant, but If kept up throughout the season will prevent It from producing seed. Id bad cases about the only remedy Is to plow np the field and put' It In to some cultivated crop. Where a regn lar rotation which Included the mend ows and pastures Is followed this weed can be readily kept In check point that must be carefully attended to In preventing tbe spreud of this s well as of any other weed la to keep tbe roadsides and fence corners from raising weed seed enough each year to keep the entire farm seeded. Another troublesome annual In some sections of tbe country Is tbe Russian thistle, a form of tumbleweed. By rolling across the fields after It ripens It scatters Its numerous seeds very widely. These weeds are usually not so plentiful but that they can be easily destroyed by pulling before they form seed. By doing this they may be kept from becoming thick enough to do any tenons damage. Biennial weeds live through tbe first winter and produce seed the second year of their life. They die aa soon as tbe seed Is ripe. Tbe common bull snd prairie thistle and burdock are con spicuous examples of this class of weeds. Biennials are not difficult to subdue. In cultivated fields tby sel dom live long enough to produce seed. They seed so late that they hardly ever ripen seed In meadows. In per manent pastures they may be con trolled by cutting off below the sur face of the ground just at tbe begin ning of blossoming time. Sheep and goats will rid a pasture of these and all other troublesome weeds. Tbe boniest class of weeds to eom- at are the perennials. These do not depend entirely upon seed production to spread themselves, but are propa gated by means of underground stems. Tbee sterna extend along be neath the surface of tbe ground, send ing up atalks at short distances. They live in tbe sod from year to year, send lug up fresh shoots every spring. Some of tbe most common and trou blesome perennials are the Canada thistle, morning glory, wild artichoke, milkweed and quack grass. These weeds are fonnd on all parts of tbe farm In cultivated fields. In small grain and In meadows and pastures. Tbe only way to kill them Is to de stroy the roots or starve them by pre venting leaf growth. This la much more easily said than done. Where the weeds occur only in small patches the desired result may be accomplished by covering them with a thick layer of straw. In a dry season thorough cultivation will discourage them. though It will seldom exterminate them entirely. When the ground is wet cultivation will do more to spread perennial weeds than to kill them. Tbe pieces of the underground stems which stick to the shovels will grow wherever they happen to fall and thus start a new center of trouble. Of all the means of getting rid of perennial weeds that have been tried none is so effective as turning the field into a bog pasture. If the fields are fenced bog tight and the rotation In- . , , , -iuurfl UJC uuk pooiuic llltT UOS Will . "P."."". timer grenuy. . get cnMnce t partg of tm? farm no. xmk BcsaiAJi tbihtli combat Is tbelr great seed producing capacity. It la not difficult to kill one formal plant, but no sooner la that done than another springs up to taka Its place. Early fall plowing gets rid of many of these weeds by turulug them un der before the seed Is ripe. Some of the seed which Is ripe will grow up. and th plants will be killed by the first freezes of winter. If tbe field It harrowed early In the spring many of the remaining aeed can be Induced to start Tbe more weeds that come up at this time tbe better, since they will be killed In tbe subsequent prepara tion of the land for planting. There la no better Implement for killing weeds before corn cornea np than the harrow, narrowing la a cheap operation, since so many acres can be gone over In a day. The more times a cornfield can be cone over with the barrow before the corn comes up tbe better. In harrowing to kill weeds care should be taken not to do the work when the weather la cloudv or the ground too wet, or tbe weeds will be transplanted rather than killed. In regard to the value of harrowing cude tbe bog ,ne h flrnifu irmv hot wop n flm tvra rphoa nt mrB ...... ......c.e .1 ,o cure a case 01 hta when answerlng."-New York DvsneDH Is or Ind Il-iihI Ion. - NATURE TELLS YOU, Press. A Many An Oregon City Reader Knowa Too Well. CATARRH liluJ WHEEZER OR 8NEEZER. Have You Heard of Hyomei for Ca tarrh, Asthma and Hay Fever. If you wheeze or sneeze, hnwk or spit, snuffle or blow, something is tho matter with tho menilirnno of your respirutory tract, and you need llyo mel. And you need llyomel berniiKo it will cure you of any catarrhal or In flammatory condition that exists. It Isn't a stomach medicine, or spray, or douche, but a very plcnsnnt, healing, nntiHcptlc lialsiun, from (he eucalyptus forvats of Australia. You brentho this ImlHiimlc air through a smnll, hard rubber Inhaler, and It reaches every nook, corner and crev ice of the membrane, and promptly kills the catarrh Rorms. Huntley Bros. Drug Co. will aoll you a complete Ilyomol (pronounced M0 Elvs Cream Balm Cure to Clvo Satisfaction. OIVKI RELIEF AT ONCE. It. clofMHen, soothes, hciijs snd protects the diwiiwMl membrane resulting from Catarrh and drivssnwBy a Cold in the Horn! quickly. Itestoros the tunnel of Tmte and Snwil. Easy to n. Coutains no injurious drugs Applied Into the nostrils and absorbed, large HIm, 60 cents Bt Druggist or by mail. Liquid Cream Balm for uso In atomizer, 76 oents. ELY BROTHERS, 46 W.rr.n 81.. Nsw York. When the kidneys are sick, Nature tells you about It, Tho urine Is natures calender. Infrequent or too frequent action; Any urinal trouble tells of kidney Ills. Donn's Kidney rills cure all kidney Ills A. J. Wood, of 250 Cottage St., Sa lem, Oregon says: "Kidney and blad bor trouble became so bad with me about two months ago that I was obllKed to do something to ease the suffering, Tho trouble bothered me most In tho morning for two or threa hours after I arose. The too frequent action of 'tho kidney secretions was also very annoying and cmbnr riiHHlng. I had known people who had received tho best results from Doan's Kidney Pills and I finally procured a box. Before I had used one box I was completely freo from every symp tom of the trouble. Tho kidneys were strengthened and my general health becamo better. I enn hardly express In words the good opinion I have of Donn's Kidney rills." rienty more proof like this from Oregon City pooplo. Cull at Huntley Bros.' brug store and ask what tholr customers roport. For sale by all dealors, rrlce 60 cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo Now York, Sole Agents for the United States. ' Remember the name Doun's and take no other. Mantis Rsys. "There are X rays and X rays, and there are also rays from those mantle things that you put on gns burners to Improve the light." The speaker, a photographer, pointed to a batch of fogged plates. "I know to my cost that there are mantle rays," said he. "For a month I stored new plates In a closet along with a mantle, and all of tbetn got fogged. The mnntle, you see, contained thorium, a radio-active substance., that penetrates a cardboard plate box us easily as It penetrates glass. I didn't know that till my doc tor told me so Inst week. My Igno rance cost me over a hundred plates. i'ew York Tress. Shunted. Editor Is this your first effort? Budding root-Yes. sir. Is It worth anything to .von? Kditor (with emotlom It's worth a guinea If you will promise not to write anything more for publication until after lit!- bus la-en printed. I .want your entire output, you understand. Budillng Poet -I promise that, all right. When will It be printed? Editor -Ni-ver v- bile I'm alive. Lon don Teleirr.-11'h A kl! d'cs i'oci' to !.e pned Is never lost - Pin ems Piles! Piles! Piles! Williams' Indian Pile Ointment will cure Blind, Bleeding and Itching Piles. It absorbs the tumors, allays Itching at once, acts as a poultice, gives In stant relief. Williams' Indian Pile Ointment Is prepared for Piles and Itching of the private parts. Sold by druggists, mail 50c and $1.00, Williams Mfg. Co., Props., Clavaland, O. For sale by Jones Drug Co. 1 harrow corn without destroying some of it. It Is a waste of time to test the seed and planter with the Idea of gettlpg a good stand and then harrow part of It out Unless the weeds are very bad the harrow had better be put away In tbe machine shed as soon as the corn begins to appear above the surface of the ground. Thorough cultivation from the time the corn Is two or three inches high until It Is ready to "lay by" will do much to keep the weeds In check. The deep early cultivations will bring up the seeds that have been lying dor ruWit at the bottom of the furrow slice. These will germinate and be killed by the later cultivations. Fox tull may grow up aud go to seed after the crop gets too large to cultivate. It Is often a good plan to sow rape In corn at the last cultivation. This will come up quickly and shade the ground so completely that It will prevent tbe growth of annual weeds almost en tirely. WANTED THEM SAVED. Lincoln Stuck to His Saltation of a Hospital. Chaplain. The nomination of a Mr. Shrlgley of Philadelphia, a t'nlversnllst, for the position of chaplain for tbe hospital was not met with favor on all sides, and a delegation of protestant went to Washington to see President Lin coln on the subject. The following In terview was tho result: "We have called, Mr. President, to confer with you regarding the appoint ment of Mr. Shrlgley of Philadelphia as hospital chaplain." "Ob, yes," replied tho president "1 have sent hi name to the senate, and be will no doubt be confirmed at an early date." One of the young men replied, "We have not come to ask for the appoint ment but to sollrlt you to withdraw the nomination," "Ah." snld Lincoln, "that altera the case. But on what grounds do you wish tho nomination withdrawn?" The answer was, "Mr. Shrlgley to not soond In bis theoiogkal opinions." The president Inquired, "On what qnestloni ii the gentleman unsound?" "lie fl's not believe In endless pun ishment. Not only so, sir, but he be lieves ttat even the rebels themselves) will be finally aaved," was the reply. "Ia that so?" inquired the president Tbe members of the committee re sponded. "Yes, sir." "Well, gentlemen, if that Is so and there Is any way under heaven where by the rebels enn be saved, then, for God's sake snd their sskes, let tbe man be appointed." Mr. 8hrlgley was appointed and serv ed nntll the end of the war. Boston Post THE GREAT BOMBARDMENT. A Conrtant Rain of Missiles Upon the World's Atmosphere. The regions of space beyond our planet are filled with flying fragments. Some meet, the earth In Its onward rush; others, having attained Incon ceivable velocity, overtake and crash Into the whirling sphere with loud det onation and ominous glare, finding de struction In Its molecular armor or perhaps rlcochettlng from It again Into the unknown. Some come singly, va grant fragments from the Infinity of f pace; others fall In showers, like gold en rain, all constituting a bombard ment appalling in Its magnitude. . It has been' estimated that every twenty-four hour the earth or Its at mosphere Is struck by 400.000.000 mis siles of Iron or stone, ranging from an ounce up to tons In weight Every month there rush upon the flying globe at least 12.000.000.000 Iron and stone fragments, which, with lurid accompa niment crash Into tbe circumambient atmosphere. Owing to the resistance offered by the air few of these solid shots strike the earth. They move out of space with a possible velocity of thirty or forty miles per second and. like moths, plunge Into tbe revolving globe, lured to tbelr destruction by Its fatal attrac tion. Tbe moment they enter our at mosphere they Ignite, and tbe air la piled up and compressed ahead of them with inconceivable force, the resultant friction producing an Immediate rise In temperature, and the shooting star, the meteor of popular parlance, U the re sult , 'v A Subtl. Hint A representative in congress, who la the fathey of several bright glrla, tells a story whereof one daughter is the main figure. For a long time," says the repre sentative, "I had the bad habit of hanging about tbe lower floor when tbe girls had men callers. One even ing I bad settled In an easy chair in the reception room Just ofT the draw ing room when one of my girls, who was talking to a bright chap from our own state, called out: " 'Dad." " What Is It, daughter? " It's 0 o'clock, the hour when Tom and, I usually go Into committee.'" Harper's Weekly. FIQ. viIl-QCACi; QBASS. every four years or so. They are very 9mA A ....... 1 . . j , . . 1 v . ivrna iiuu pit-tils ocrru- Annual weeds seldom do much dam- weed8i espeoluly tllose vt ' k age in small grain. If the grain la , aud mK)niDSu aml 'tlll,. hli h n,D 1 PrT y PrePaKred 8e6d wl Mnw t0 t WM the las. bed it will get such a start that most , plece bwn ht t0 , alld of the weeds will be smothered out and die for lack of plant food and light. One annual that la sometimes troublesome in gralnflelds is mustard. Since this weed Is easily killed by cultivation it seldom goes to seed In cornfields. Consequently when small grain follows corn there Is little mustard seed In the soli except thut which Is sown with the oats. There Is another annual, or rather winter annual, that Is much harder to eradicate than those mentioned so far. This Is squtrreltnll grass, so called be cause of Its fuzzy heads. The seeds are very Ihtit and are attached to long beards, which cause them to be carried for considerable distances by tno wind. Sqnlrreltall grass Is not troublesome In cultivated fields, but often In fests meadows and pastures to such en extent as to make them almost worthless. Mowing as soon as the Installs Private Water System. H. C.'Sallsbury has Installed at his home at Gladstone an Aermotor gaso line engine., which works in connec tion with the Kewanee outfit, making a? complete a suburban outfit as can be found anywhere 'in the county. This, and the one Installed by Cham bers Howell on his place at Gladstone. are the only ones In the city. The pressure carried by the one that Mr. Salisbury has Installed Is about 40 pounds. Before Installing the gaso line engine, Mr. Salisbury has been forced to pump by hand. The water. which is carried to the different apart ments of the home, Is taken from a wen on me sansuury property. Where nil the fields are not feucod hog tight a temporary pen may be used. This cnu be moved about over the patches of quack grass and morn ing glory until they are destroyed. The weed problem Is not nearly so difficult as ninny people believe. The remedy for weeds Is good farming. nnd when good fanning becomes the rule weeds will largely dlsnppenr. In a way weeds are more of a benefit than an Injury. If It were not for them we would often be tempted to let the cornfield go a few days longer before cultivating and thus fall to get as large n crop is we might otherwise have done. It Is the cultivation tha the presence of the weeds forces upon us that makes plant food available and prevents the escape of cnptllnry moisture nnd so enables the plants to put their best efforts Into producing a maximum yield. Whn an Ostrich Kick. "The only safe place In the neighbor hood of a kicking ostrich is just be hind It." said a aoo keeper. "An ostrich can kick a mule to death, but its kicks are delivered at an angle of 45 degrees. Within those 45 degrees, right abaft the "pope's nose' of the bird, there is absolute safety.' On the ostrich farms of California, when the herds are being driven, you will always see the ostrich boys holding on to the tails of bad kickers. The kickers tear along, and their scaly legs shoot out like piston rods, but the boys In the shelter of the pope's nose are safe." New Orleans Times-Democrat The Road To Success. has many obstructions, but none bo desperate as poor health. Success to day demands health, but Electric Bit ters is the greatest health builder the world has ever known. It com pels perfect action of stomach, liver, kidneys, bowels, purifies and enriches the blood, and tones and invigorates the whole system. Vigorous bodv and keen brain follow their use . You can't afford to slight Electric Bitters if weak, run down or sickly. Only 50 cents. Guaranteed by Jones Drug Co. Condemnation. "What do you think of members of European aristocracy as sons-in-law?" asked the old time friend. "Well," answered Mr. Cumrox, "the way their relatives boss them around Indicates that they ought to make easy husbands." Washington Star.. Tht Idiotio Affair. Irate Parent Am I to understand there Is some Idiotic affair between you and that Impecunious young ass. Lord Bllarls? Fair Daughter (very sweetly) Only you, papa! Illustrated Bits., For Good. It never seems to occur to persons who are getting married that they ought to take each other for good as well as for better or worse. Philadel phia Record. The tears of a penitent are the wine of angels. Bernard. An Ideal Cough Medicine. "As an Ideal cough medicine I re gard Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in class by Itself," says Dr. R. A. Wiltshire, of Gwynnevllle, Ind. "1 take pleasure In testifying to the results of Chamberlain's Cough Medicine. In fact I know of no other preparation that meets so fully the expectations of the most exacting In cases of croup and coughs "of children. As It con tains no opium, chloroform or mor phine it certainly makes a moat safe, pleasant and efficacious remedy for the ills it Is intended." For sale br Huntley Bros. Company.