OIIEGON CITY ENTERPRISE, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 1909. LOCAL I3RI0PS Judge l, II, lilmli'k annul Bunduy Willi irliiilvi'K lu lliihhnitl, (', N. W illi, nf Canity, wit In Orn Hun ( liy Muinliiy on a business trip. J, W. Thtinta, of Oswego, wa nmung ilm Ori'Kon Clly bunlue vl It oi h Thuitlny. Ji li it Itlwloy, of llliiluy HI Hi ton, und ,Mr. Ilrt, of Onli Drum, went In Uro Hun Clly Muiiilny, ('. N, 'tlt, (ilm or din liuiil owner of Cunliy, wit In Uri'Kuii Clly on u IhimI iii'nh trip Ih In wiu'k. (ii'iiiK" Hhi'iirnr, a prominent fitrni- cr nf Mnchsbiug, wn In Oregon Clly TliuiHiliiy Maying lili tiixcM, Nlrely furnished rixHiiH Kuil Ipi in til Hull' reasonable, Inquire UU Hv HUli HI. Ilumii plume. H2M. CI 1 ' 1 1 it r I ' ('. Iliilii'iii'lt, aflur spending n fi'w ilny ni Ilm I -k I " 1 i M' hit ro tunii'il Id III" liniiiii In (hi clly. Mlim ICvik Moult on ri'liiriH'd Monday from l or v it 1 1 1 mul Inileiieiiileiii'ii Whelll Kill) llllll lli'l'll vIlilllllK flll'llll fur several liny, !( ill HAI.i:-(ioml Inriilnilor. Impilm II. T. I'ttvlN, Mb mul Mitlu HI., K Wllniin, mm nf Mr, uml Mr W. J. Wllnill rulururit liniiiii Thursday evening from Hnli'in, where hit vtnlt Ilii' Ii'HIhIiiIiiih wllli friend. ItlVltlllllllM llftVK I II iHUleil fur tin- puny in Im Klvi'ii ty MIm IMnn lluliiiiin ul Imr limue mi HUtli iiiii Washington Htl'eel thi CV.'llllllt Mr. mul Mm. N. It Ijiiik, who Imvu been vIxlllliK loliillvi'il III Oakland 4 'a II fornl it, fur thu pirni two muiith leltirueit In their liuiim l IhU clly last I humility uiumlng. Waller Ili'Mi'li. furinerly mi iiikIii or In Hi" 1'inpliiy nf ilm Wllliimi'lin Pulp ft I'npiT Cu. lull rui w nf Nurth ru I'iillfiirnln, arlved In Oh'Koii Clly 'l'ui''luy fur n visit Hh ul. friends. Jniiii Pliuiiiriiiiu, whu In nn mil luyv In tlio uilli'ii of ihti b'liiiiiiui I'ulp ft paper Cuiiipiiiiy, arrived In Oregon Clly mi Siiliintiiy iiiuniliiK, mul riiniii'il in 1,1'l.tiinin ''tiiii.iiy kvi'iiIiik. ,M!n Clara Mllrhell, who In Working in tlio nii'i uf llu Aii'ur J, i: lurk. went to her home, t Hontly huttirtlny evening, where slut iiIIi'IiiIkiI n iliiiii'lnii party, returning Hutnlay Veiling, Plenty uf money (n lolill at lowest rate. C. II. Dyii, col Main Ht. Mr, mul Mm. Dave Kyro. of Halem, were guesi this twli of Dr. mid Mm lieorgu Hm-yti. Mr. Eyre In rlilr ir llii Halem limik. Mr. Kyri return Vtl In Kuli'in Mutnlny, whllw Mm. Kyrn went lu rurtlmnl fur vlull with friend. Mm. (i. W. tirnr mul daughter El Imi, returned Mnnday from I'ortlmid where ihi'y Mml nvurl ilav visit Ing wllli Mm. . H. Clark. Minn Com lino Clnrk m-ruiupmilid Itii-ni to Dili rlly wlii-rv lio will vlull for a fi'w (lam Ml Ji'n C.ry. nf ihn 'vi'iiii and i-IkIiI KrnilK. Knllim rtiuol, linn r mIkiu'iI Iut poHltlun, ami Mini Mauda Mniili'y. wim furninrly ltiKlit (ho 'lKhlh Krmln Hi Cnrvlll, hn Uknn lhi plum iiimln vmnnl by Mln (jmy'i riuilKtmiliin, Auonry fnr Iho plittirled ML llnod lli't'r. l'lnni'or Triiirfor Co, Ikith lihunc. V. I Uml. fiinni'rly runmrlfil wlh Ihn llMtitlry Jtrn. Compiiny dniK ilurn. wn In tln'Kuli Clly Thtimdiiy vUUIiik KmuiiK hi ft loud. Mr. U.iiU )i Ihtii In rlmrKi nf ilruic mnra nt Mmiduii fur ilm pirn jror, mid I nt rrfm'iil In rnrllmid, liurn, Thumdny. nt 13 o'rlurk, nn idKhl mnd nn to Mr. and Mr. Will lr Ki'inl, of (irwn J'ulnt, Mihr nnd chllil nr. iIoIiik wnll. Mm. I(id wit fnrmiTly Ml Curn Whllu. and Mr. mid Mm. Whim nro vnry proud uf tludr fliiil Krikiidrhild. Th Miinl.i nf Unhurt (i. Allri'd wn llliil III Ihn ruimty court vi-itrr- iln.v, mid Mm. Nuitlu Allmd w K. iolnii.il mliiiliilntrnlrl. Thn pniH-rty I Nlimitol nt MurkMiiirn nnd I vnl- urn m l.noo, H. E. Cro I IN nt lurii")-. KldiT Mnrtln. of Hie Kant Portland rhuroh nf Hid Hovrnth Pny Advi-nt-lt will nnwcr. n nnnuiinri'it Mun- nay I'vi'iiltiR nt Ilm Klmt IHiptlM rniirrn, nr. riullnu on Ihn Hahhulh liiiHtlnii on Stindny nlfurnnun nt 3 u'rlnok In Ilm Woudmun hull, to which hii nr inviti-ii. I). I. Ilolman, of McMlnnvlllo, fnlh- jvOW PUICES j - F .n'tii-4- OUR ARGUMENT IS THAT IT 13 CHEAPER, IN ACTUAL DOLLARS AND CENT8, TO BUY AT THIS STORE THAN ANY OTHER PLACE IN THE CITY. WE BASE OUR ARGUMENT ON ACTUAL FI0URE8 WHICH ARE VERIFIABLE BY ANY WOMAN WHO WILL TAKE THE TROUBLE TO CARE FULLY NOTE THE PRICE WE QUOTE BELOW CN WELL KNOWN 8TANPAR0 , BRAND GOODS. Tomatoei, 3 can 25o Corn, 3 ennt 25o Pea, 3 can 25o Picnlo Hami per pound 11o Dried Fig (fresh stock) 5c lb Raiilm, (loose Muicatel) - 4lb for 25 cents Hard Wheat Family Flour per lack $1.30 J. E. SEELEY Ninth & Main. I f or of II, l lluliiiiin of, I hi idly, wu un Uri'Kon (,'liy vlnllor on Krldiiy mid Huliiiiluy. Mr. Iloliiuin, who I ono of Ihn pionilmwil iiloimnm of Ilm Hi III o nf Uii'koii, lofl fur Hiili-m wlmre hn iuIiuhImiI ihn Klftlitth AtililvDmiiry of Ilm AiIiiiIhnIuii of Oli'Kuil to tlio l)li(nn, ' Kor Hnlii Kri'Hh mllih cow uml cmnin omrnlor. Addro A. Unliirlcli, Cluitkuinii, Ori'Kuii, H Jiiiiik Cliuri'h, of Condon, Kaatnrn Ori'Kon, I vInIHiik hi piuoni, Mr. mul Mm J. W .Church of thi clly, Tlio hi IukiI nt icidorudi) will Kim a liiiNkot mii'liil nt Urn nrlnxil hutiHu Kl'l dtiy iiIkIiI, prociiudH to no tuwuril Hit) Ki'liuul llliiury, A llliirniy proitriiiii win nn uivi'ii uy tiiu pupil, Thn folluwIiiK wvrn Kimili'd marrl UK" llii'iiKo Uy County C'lmk Urnnn iiiiiii 'I'ljoHilny ; llcrthu IIiiiimiiii mul I''. M. MoNVIII, Ihn lutlnr IioIiik fium lliiud Itlvnr; Mia MiirKimrllo litUK Kr mid Mllui Jom. Mntinl I'li'iiannl Civic liutiiovKiiionl Chili will Klvo u Hiippor on Wunlilnu Inn' hlillidiiy In .Mount i'li'UHiinl i:liim hmiHi'. A inUHlcnl proKnimnm will Im itivmi. I'iIcm of Hiippor 2U I'i'iit, Thi' intuitu of Chnrli-M Mlilluiii wn llli'd fur iiiolmti! Wi'ilrtiiHiluy, Hmiiuid Kluvi'U huh iiiiiih'iI iih riiiTulur. Mr. Mlilluiii wun ilrowiicd lu thu Wllluui- 'I In ltlv-r llliuilt all wei'kit Uku mid lil liinly waa nut rociiviiriil, HuliiTl (ilm Imr, who linn had clinrKu of Hm Hhulml ai hool fur anvt'rnl )wir, Im ti'iiliiiii'd hi poHltlon nnd liiki'ii clinrKu uf tin i Cliulii. aclinul,, Mr. (ilnllmr I unu of Cliirhmuiiii cuuuly'a aiii'i't-KKfiil li-urhnra, IiiivIiik UiiKht In tunny uf the chhiIh IhruiiKhuiit Ilm cniility. .Mr. nud Mr. J. 1,. Harry nnd ihlld-ri-ii iiirlvifd. In (iroKuu cil ythl wwk fnuii Ohkoii, Wlai'on. Tim Hurry (iiiully win- furniorly runldi'tita of llila clly, koIiik to Wlhciiiiain two your uku, hut Ilm wmllmr Im lim-n m Hi'Vi'in tlnro I hi wlutor thfy with iiuniim in atiuiil i luiiimr und ri'luriiod in Urn lit tut uf Chinook rain. Mr. Hnrry n lti-r of Mia. K. H. linker, n fill clly. Mmmy loanml. Almtrnct made. Til In riTllllcd. Iowcnt rati-. C. If. I ')', Odl Miiln 8l. J. U Kruu, Dim of ilm mnt pniiiil. in-ill farmer In Ilm county, was In Dri'Kim City Monday uml from Imro w.-nt to pnrtliiiHl on a IiiuiIiich trip. Mr. Krui I unKiiKi'd lu furiiilnic on n 425 ncrn tract at Hlmrwood, on thn Kalniirl'iirtlnnd i-li-cirlc" car lino ho Ins nlinul oun mill. dUlnni from Ihn farm. Mr. Kruan uy Hint by hulld liiK I hi line It Im hroiiKht thu value up on Hie propnrty at that plnco. Mr. and Mr. H. K. Hunker, of Cln Kiln tit. Wah.. aru vlaltlnit wllli Mr. and Mm. Wllllum firlltlth. of Thlr iniMith mid Mil I n Siri-et. Mr. Orlflltli beliiK an iinrlii of Mr. llunkor. Thcv nm on their way to Kan Kranclacu when- they will vlull wlib a alater of Mr. Hunker, and her hiiHband will KD to Peru. S. A., where ha ha ap. enpu-il n pi lt Ion In the minx. Mr. iiuiiKi-r win follow lamr. Mr. W. A. Ilullnntmck. Dlalrlct Man. kit fur Kller piano Hoinw, tnti lliui nn very well pleaaed with ru ult from their nulvcn ImIiik alo In Ori'Kon City. Hvn beautiful I.Il-I, Itrndn planus have been placed to dntu. nn nope to mum, Ilm club by March lat. Knrm Wantcid 80 aero or mori aultablit fur Ki'iieral furniliiK or dulry ok rnn or wholo Improved. Ad- dmaa X. V. Z. care of thi iiaoer. 12 Ir. V. II. Jlmlra ha nrrlveil In Itev. I;.. ( Inrento Oukley. of thn Con Kri'itntioiml Church. eichaiiKeii pulpit wnn urn huv. I'tiul Itader of HiiHHalo unKretcntliiuiil Church. Pnrtlniul ou Sunday. In (ho nvenliiK Knv. Wllllum Duncnii rnrBiiaun. of the lllblo ileiinrl- mem or in l-acltlc Cnlvenilty. Korcat .rovo. Kitppiieil thn pulpit nt Iho Oro- aoii i ny I oiiKroKatlnniil Church. Hy hla imrautinl efTnrl. Itev. KiTKUsun ha raUnd $;liijmo fur Iho endowineiii if thi ilepartnmnl, and expect to uicrenao it in ;,o.O(Mi. ori-Kmi t ny nnd will make hla home hern. Dr. Jlndra haa rented office riK.iiia In lh Mnaonlc bulldltiK, and la IiihIuIIIiik nn X ray ninchliie, a leucoilfHcniil lamp of COO-raiiille piw- it. u menic llllll'tlllli' nnil oilier luteal eincirii'ui appllnuce by which he irouta thn lck. Dr. Jlndra n-wnlly nrrlvod from KuruH, whern ho bun linen prnctlcltiK hi prnfeaKloii. nnd aflur nrrlvlnu In America irnotlced modlnlnn In ChlciiKO. New York and ninny other Iiuku cltlea of the Emit. Ha hna been connected with thn. .Miiuninii) view Sanitarium In Port land fur Home lime. ANT hu Two or throe furnlBhed rooma for houaokoopliiK. Quiet, re spectable, peoplo, refnroncos given. U C. Holbrook, OrnRon City. It DATES OF FAIRS SET WILLAMETTE VALLEY FAIR AND RACING CIRCUIT ASSOCIATION MEETS IN PORTLAND. Tho Wltlnmotto Valley Fair and HucIiik Circuit AhhocIuIIoh, composed of different fulr asBoclntlons lu the Willamette Valley, hold a moetlna; In the rooms of the Rural Spirit of Portluml Saturday afternoon, Repre sentatives from every fair association In the Valley were present. Ooorge Uiasollo, of this city president of tho Clneknmna County Fair Association, represented that association, and JuiIko C. N. Walt represented the peo ple of Cunhy. Dates were sot for tho meotliiKs of Iho fairs at the meeting. The Clackamas County Fair will be held lu Cunby from September 30 to October 2, Inclusive. It Is nrobnble that ono of tho racing circuits will be held nt Canby under tho auspices of thu people of Canby on June 4th and 5th, as nmny of the horsemen of the state have their horses nt present training on the race track at the fair groumlH, and wish to unite with the Canby people In arranging for a race meet. The AsHoclutlon has fixed the fol lowing dates for the fairs to be held In different towns: Cnnliy (race meet) Juno 4th and 6th; Independence, Juno 171 h. 18th, and 19th: Portltind, July 3, 4, 6: McMlnnvllle, A'ugust 25, 2C, 27,; Sclo, 30, 31, Sepember 1; Albany, September 2, 3, 4; Canby Fnll Meeting, September 30, October 1. 2. I SOCIETY The ailppur anrved by the Women of Ihn Hi. Paul' (iiillil at ma wiiium nltn hull on Halurday evimliiK wu a decided aiu'i'i'H a well a thu nunc liiK puriy Klvnn by thu Duimhtur of thu Kln, which followeil Ilm uppur, Thn hull wn appropriately decoraled wllh heurla. mid preaimlud a vury Bi' irncllvn autienraucii, Mr. Tlumduri) W. Clurk luiil chiiritn uf tlio pnal nf di'ii wlmri) vnlniillne were auld and dlHlrlliUled. .Mr. Clurk wn aalled by Mia Mnjurlii Cuulleld, Mlaa llur rlet Chnchriltl und Mr. K. T. Klnlda, Thn bnutli wn vnry artlat Icnlly tnnd nf henrta nnd eviuyreeti. Tim Imoih In which Ihn punch wa nerved, wu prealded over by Mia Murlnn wiw thwnltn. nHlHlil by Mr. John U'Wlh' wnlte. Till booth uIho nttracted the iitloiitloii, wllh II decorallyn. of thu vlHliora. An excellent orclieHtra rur nlahed Dm iiiiimIc fur Hi" duncliiK. Dnr hiK the cvi-iiliiK the Women of Ihn C ! ul Id aervi'd aundwlclie and cofIor. The IJiunln Iluniimt of (ho Pre- livterlau ItinlherliiMid. which IikiK placu ut Hm liiiiun uf Mr. mid Mm. Aiulmw ItuborUou Krldiiy cvenliiK, wu iiltmided by wnnn furty memlinr nf ilm club and their frlen.l mid wn u inuHt palrliitlc mid enjoyable iifTulr. Tim room wer iecornti-d fur the oi i iihIuii with fliiK mid plcturen of Iho Martyred President. Kv. Wllllum PnrNuii. nf Heaver pull, Pit.. d'Uv. eri'd mi ulilu nddreaa on Lincoln, hla life, hla atniKKle ami tlioan miulltli'S nf fit 1 1 It und luvo of Jiuulrn und fair iich which mndo I.lncolii thn clinruc h-r he wn. Itev. A. 8. Koali-r, of portluml, reliiied how In 1H3 ho nmt nml coiiverHed with Ilm martyred Pn-nlilcut. Mr. C. Sclumbel apokn nn I.lncnln aa u lawyer und Mr. O, I). Kby on UiicuIu'k wnrk. Mr. II. A. ItiimtM ncii-d it toHitiiumter. Pur Inn Hm evi-nliiK Mra. leuu Ues Jr- ii- fuvured her Imarrr with nevurai dellKlitful Kolua, appropriate for the uccnalun. Mln Klalu Piildow entertained u number uf her friend nnd clnHS-tiiaii'k at her bumn l Willamette, SulurJny aflerniKin, February llllh., from 3 till II o'clock, linmn were jiluynd and a "IthymliiK Content" and (hu K.in.c of "Peanut" with epeclnlly Juyed. Tim flrH( prUe lu (he cole teat wero won by Mlaa Nelllu ta.cn and Kern Hiltton, while Mlaae Cnra (iruve und Nellln Cupen carried off Ihn runaulallon prlne. Tboao preent were Mlaae Kern and Marlu llrlttnn. Heatrlce Oliver. Nellie Capen. Klor- enco FnimonK, Ixirla Waldron, Cora (iravox, Kdllh RoKer. Itulh Leuvena, IU-al Kkko, Violet Slrtir, Klalo, Hut tin and tleiiliih Kiilduw. Mia Snldow wa uaalated In entertalnlliK her frlenda by Imr mother, Mra. 0. U Hnldow and her slater, Mm. M. A. CrllnHor. Thn (ierman Society held Its regu lar monthly im-niluK lu the Knupp hull Suuduy. Thu afternoon waa apent IrT a musical nnd literary pro- Krnmmu and a supper was served. Many were present. Mlaa Edna Ilolman entertained a few of her young lady friends at her home on Saturday evening. (James and music were, among the features of the evening' entertainment. "The ClioHt of Muddun Halt." a play prose cuted by Mlsa Florence ('.race, Klor encn Whllu. Iulse Walker. Ixiulao Huntley and Madxa IlrlKhtblll was well given. During the evening refresh ment were served by tho hostess. The houan wa preftlly decorated with hearts. , Tim Canemah aid society have re sumed their meetings und a most en joyable one wu held lust week nt thn home of Mrs. It. Howell. The uftemuon was spent In eing, and followed hy refreshments. Since the organization of this socle tj four years ago. much good has been done by the members In assisting tho poor. The society has a benefit fund, ami only Inst week found a deserving fam ily who needed assistance. About $J5 Is In the treasury, which will be useif In helping the newly. Tho mem bers of l he organization are all ear nest workers, who tnko a delight In the good work they nro doing. Theodurt Osmond was taken un awares Inst evening al his homo on Right and Washington Streets by a few of his friends, who presented him wllh a handsome Mershaum pipe, tho occasion being his birthday The evening was spent In cards and mus ic. Present were Messers. Hnrry Eu gene Wnlte Draper, Dr. Hugh Steven Mount, William Rlchnrd Ixgus, Dr. Louis Adam Morris, Dr. Clyde Ketch Mount. Clyde Gibson Huntley, Char les Wesley Pope. Harry Smith Moody, Dr. Alfred Lincoln Heinle, Joseph Orant Goodfellow, Uvy Longfellow Sllpp and "Teddy" H. Osmond. J. M. Ixuig, of Portland, and MIbb Mnbel Hltchmnn, of Parkplace. wero united In marriage by Judge W. W. II . Samson on Wednesday afternoon In the presence of the Immediate re latives of the contracting parties. Mr. Ixing Is an attorney of Portland, and ho and his bride have gone to that city, where (hey will mnka their fu ture homo. Mra. Long Is a dnughter of Mr. and Mra. Hltchmnn of Park plnce. Mrs. Clyde O. Huntley entertained the members of the Aloha Club at her homo on Eleventh aud Washing ton Htreot Thursday afternoon Bridge was the feature of the atfernoon's af fair In which Mrs. L. Adams wns awarded the first, prize and Mrs. 0. W. Easthnm the second. During the afternoon tho hostess served a lunch eon, i "The Noisy Crowd" a club of young women of this city were entertained ut the homo of tho Mlssea Duulton on tho west side Inst night. In obser vance of tho birthday of Abraham Lincoln. Games were tho features of the evening, aud refreshments wore served. Mrs. C. H. Cnufleld will entertnln tho Derthlck Club nt her home. 415 8th Street, Frldny, February 19. nt Its regular meeting. She will have as her gui'Hta the Avon Club and the Dickon Club. There Is to bo a musi cal program. DON'T hlTCH VOUR HORSE IN THE RAIN Get acquainted with E. w. women & Co.. ComDlete House- fiirnlshora. Use tholr free stable room. C. W. DAMM Photographer CANBY, ...... OREGON. Balloon Talk of 1806. Itobnrtaoii, the celel.r ited aeronaut ho ascended from Piilmaburg biat fenr, I endeavoring to oMnlu the nee Fnnry nlatmicH at Hint place for the (ohalriictlun of an air luillnon on i very large acnle, ll propose Unit It sliiill be 722 feet lu (lliiuieliT, whb b hn '.iili'ulitie will curry up Hilriy-seveii Inn nnd which be iiihii, therefore, will easily support fifty people nnd all necessary i roiniiioilnlloii for tlu-iii. It la to haw allaihed to It n vcxm-l fur ii Ih Ik 1 wllh mast, Kails snd every ilber art III required for navigating I be set In case of nci lileut and pro vided wllh a cabin fur the aeronaut. proTly fitted up, galUry for conk ing, proper atore fur stowing provi sion nnd several other convenience. To render the ns'i-nt more safe, ( In to lake up another smnllir balloon wit bin It nnd a pariK bote, which will ' render I lie descent perfii'lly gentle If the outer balloon tnirsta. Prom lis construction It will b rnlciilati-d to re main lu the nlr several week.-From j HiiiIkuii (N. Y.) Ilaliincu and .fluid- : bin it Repository of July 15, 1HO0. I An' Awful Rabukt. i Once iihiii a time a certain lominu j nlty planned to give n dinner to a Judge there. When the Judge came to j m an the list of those Invited he rnlsiil ; rlguruu protest ngulust one name, j Unit of a mini who bail Im-i-ii Hm most I brilliant lawyer In town, but wim w:u j now the town drunkard. They flnully overcame bis opHiltloii, but Hie town ' drunkard lint! lunrd uf II. He was the I lust uker cnlliil utmii. He arose mid mii lil : "Mr. TotiHtmiistcr Fifteen j years ago I hud a practice In thin town Hint ninnuiitcd tn fl2,'KKl year. I ' had a wife and family whom I snp- : purled In comfort. I bad my own j horse nnd cnrrliiK. Al Hint time the guest nf Hie evening wn on hi way west lu nn emigrant wagon. lie land- . ed In I hi town mid started in to make ! his living. Klme then. Mr. Toast mas- ler." tie cried, with a pathetic break In his voice "since that time I have' been 1 gulng steadily duwn, down, down, and our guest hna bn-n going up.- up, up, until now we are Just about on a level.'! Ditraali'a Joktt. Disraeli denrly loved a Juke at the pipeline of others. An author wbo bad sent hi latest effort In llctlou to him received the following compll- meutnry acknowledgment; I tbnnk you fur the book you sent me and will lose no time In reading It. "I wonder what make my eye o weak, a fierce Radical once aaltl to IHsrat-IL "It Is because they are In a weak place," w the reply. An Incident In the life of the late Lord Rnsslyn show bow acute waa the sense of burner tn Plsracll. "What cnu we do with RossylnT" he asked of a collengue. Make him master of the buck hounds, a hi father was." suggested the latter. No," replied the premier; "he iweara far too much for that We will make him high commissioner to the Church of Scotland." And such he was made. Chamlier' Journal. A Mik.r of Bull. Somo excellent bulls are credited to William Arulln, wbo was a Loudon police Judge In the thirties uf the last ceutury. He once rvmarked to coun sel, "If you can bow precisely at wbnt moment the offeiise was commit ted and prove that the prisoner wa not there when he did It. he could not possibly have dime It." And be sagely added. "We cannot direst ourselves of common sense In n court of Justice.' Of a similar character was an axiom he ouce delivered himself of, which hn beeu maliciously fathered on many .it her occupants of the bench, "If ever there wns a case of clearer evidence than this case, this case la that case. A Prophecy. A certain college president In In dlnnn, a clergyman, wheu addressing the students In the c hnHl -at the be ginning of the college year observed that It was "a matter of congratula tion to all the friends of the college that tho year bad 0ened wllh the largest freshman class In Its history." Then, without any pause, the good man turned to the lesson fur the dnr. the Third Psulm, and began to rend In a voice of thunder: "Ixird, how are they Increased thnt trouble meV-Petrolt News-Trlbuue. A Drawing Card. "I see sixteen years elnpse between acta 2 niAl 3," said the manager. "Gives me an Idea." "What'a that?" lmiulred, the author. "I'll hare the gowns that the heroine Wears during those sixteen years on exhibition In the lobby. That ought to draw the women In drove." Louis ville Courler-Jonninl. , Cruel. Leading Tragic Man Pld you see how I paralyzed the audjence tn the death acene? They were crying all over the bouse! Stage Manager Yes; they knew you weren't really dead. London Tlt-Rlts. Contradictory. Blobbs Women me certainly contra dictory. Slobbs-Thttt's right. It's when a woman gets hut at you that she treats you coldly. Philadelphia Record. v Woman's Neads. A woman In a divorce case wa asked why she bought adornments In stead of necessities. Who shall de cido what are necessities for women? Chicago News. Lookers on nmny times see more than the gamestcrs.-Rncon.' A Convnine. Curate And so. Mrs. Howard, you come to church every Sunday? Mrs. Howard Yes, Mr. Priestly. We're Sjct trnngers In town yet that we nave no other engagements. Brooklyn Life. The Poor Woman. "He climbed almost to the top of the ladder nnd then fell off." "What was the trouble?" "There was a woman nt the bottoiri of lt."-Llfe. Liberty ennuot be established with out morality -nor morality without faith. Greeley. TALKING MACHINES AND RECORDS We want everyone who has not yet experienced the delight of owning and listening to an Edison or Victor Phonograph to come to our store and hear the latest songs and instrumental music by the world's greatest singers and musicians. There is only one way to know how grand they are, and that Is to hear them. , Edison Amberol are the new Records which have been A record with a good Song or Instrumen- made to play on Edison Phonographs. tal selection on each side for a very little They play iwice as long as the old ones more than the price you have been paying and play far better. We can equip your for a single selection, machine to play both the old and new We carry a full selection of these records records. I3irmeister Andrcsen Oregon City, Jewelers Suspension Bridge Cor. An Eccentric Russian Doctor. The fatuous Russian, the late Dr. Zaburlu. wit noted fur hi eccentric method. When summoned to attend C'tax Alexander III. In his Inst Illness, Ir. Znhnrln required the same prep arntlun fur his visit to the palace a to any of his patients' bouses. That Is to say, all dug bad to be kept out of the way, all clock stopped aud every door thrown wide open. lie left his fur In the hall, bis overcoat In the next, room, bis galocbe In the third, and, continuing, arrived at the bedside in. ordinary Indoor costume. He sat down' after walking every few yards and every eight step In going np ctalr. From the patient' relatives and every one else In the house be re quired absolute silence until be spoke to them, when hla questions bad to be answered by "Yes" or "No" and notb liig more. A Necessity. "Twenty dollars for retrimming your hat!" exclaimed Mr. Madison. "But we agreed to spend nothing except for things that were positively needed." "Well, John, this 1. You see, my best friend has Just had bera re trl mmed, aud 1 bave promised to go with her to the concert on Friday." "Oh, all right. But I can't give you more than fifteen this morning, because J broke my meerschaum and must bave mended." "Can't you smoke your old brier woody "Certainly, dear. And you can wear your old hat." "John, let's beglu. to economize next month after we get things all straight ened out." "All rlght."-New York Herald. Sardou'i Quip. "Ylctorlen Sardou hated hams," said a New York theatrical manager. '"If you tried to Impose on him he would call you down. "At the Amblgn during a "rehearsal he said he doubted an actor's state ment that he had given forty hours of study to his lines. " 'You doubt me?' said the actor hot ly. "1 assure you, M. Sardou, 1 have never lied but twice In my life. "Snnlou smiled dryly. ' "Then thlsvmakes thrice, eh? said he." H Wa 6low. He uttered a Joyous cry. "And I nm really and trnly the first man you ever kissed?" "Yes. Clarence." the beautiful girl rcjolued, her red Up curling slightly. "The others nil took the Initiative." Kansas City Independent. Knew th Trouble. "You are wasting your time, old man," said Fred to George. "You are courting the wrong girl." "No: she' the right girl. I'm afraid the trouble Is I'm the wrong man." Philadelphia Inquirer. Th First Raquiait. Colonel What do army regulations make the first reoulslte In order that a mn pay be burled with military honors? rrlvate Macshorty Death, yer honor! Illustrated Bits. One Advantage. ' "Well, doctor; boy or girl?" "Girl." 'T'hat'a good. My wife won't take my best clothes to cut down for her." --New York Press. Bad boys will not lump over your fence If barbed wire is stretched over the top. Frank Busch is selling a new kind of wire of 2G00 feet cover ing capacity to one hundred pounds. Why do you always look for Cheap Cheap Good? Better first look for quality, then price. Both quality and prices are right at. the Parkplace Cash Store. C. A. HOLMES, Prop. OASTOniA. Beji the T16 M "a?s DON'T HITCH YOUR HORSE IN THE RAIN Get acquainted with E. W. Melien & Co., Complete House- furnishers. Use their free stable room. Edison Victor $6.50 $o.oo 25.00 17.50 30.00 25.00 35.00 30.00 40.00 40.00 60.00 50.00 J 25.00 60.00 200.00 Records in both sizes WE REPAIR ALL MAKES OF TALKING MACHINES. We will duplicate any special ofTer made by any Victor or Edison dealer in United States. MAY PURCHASE GROUNDS. Clackamas County Fair Site and Race Track Proves Valuable. The Clackamas County Fair site and race track are proving of valu able assistance to t(ie fair association. There are two parties negotiating with the executive committee for the purchase of the option. The offers that they are making are quite flat tering, but It is probable that tbe fair association will make arrangements in a short time to purchase the grounds. The horsemen are recognizing the fact that Canby, because of nature of the soil, Is an Ideal place for a winter track. There is need of a good winter track In Oregon so that our Oregon horses may be In train ing for the early part of tbe racing season. Heretofore they have been at a great disadvantage for competing with California horses, especially In the early part of the season. If the Fair Association purchases the grounds the policy will doubtless be to TJuIld adequate stable room so that horsemen will come to Canby to winter their horses. This will be a great benefit to Clackamas County and especially to Canby, as It will not only benefit the breeders of race horses, but will result In making Can ny a grea' norse marxei tor an Kinus and grades of horses. i Seared With hot Iron, or scalded by overturne-I kettl cut with a knife, bruised by slammed door injured by gun or In any other way the thing needed at once Is Buck len'sArnlca Salve to subdue Inflamma tion and kill tbe pain. Its earth's supreme healer, Infallible for Bolls,' Ulcers, Fever Sores, Eczema and files. 25c. at Jones Drug Co. Money to Loan. -$1,000, $600, $300, and other sums to loan on real estate. Lowest rates. C. H. Dye, 601 Main SL Dr. VLADIMIR JINDRA FROM EUROPE ELECTRON ATUROPATH All Chronic Disease Cured Without Medicine or Operation European Method. Room i f Home Phone Main 24 Greatest of All io Entertainers-THE EDISON PHONOGRAPH ttpanpertoav.yHteFruese aTonTebom 'n for eve" ' down-S month.'' tirn, LtTV1 f-"0 m0"ey Free Trial of sn Edison Phonograph In 9 "I"1 9'Ve you 10 d3'' 7 costs $29.55. and includes anTdonndV""'6- U ,.Utflt Na black Horn, one dozen Erfi.n J. ?"Jdard Phonograph, beautiful Oil Can rf A... .i- i im in. . " "u'Bma ,c oru Attachment Buy it. nn " ??" "K!-ana no intere.t.. WIK AllilClllim nTTPP VOf ma, In 4 - lo us, because we want von booster for Eilers Piano' lio7rUT,ZlTQ v M.ni. riuimreus nave taken advantake of our cPX liberal Free Trial offer. Why not you? C I out the Coupon, ml u with name and mail cV-V to us at oncefull particulars will he X&X V'Vx'a'.v sent to you by return mail. EILERS PIANO HOUSE Portland, Oregon. Largest dealers in all makes Talking Machines, etc. Victor Double-Faced Records 10 and J2 inch. provements. ' The two large sales rooms are being connected by an arch way.and when completed will make one of the most attractive places of business In tbe city. The home tele phone that has been in the front of the building has been moved to tbe rear. Rural Delivery, Will be Discontinued. Thai nart nf rural fre rtn!lverr route No 6 from Holcomb School .house north and westerly, will be dis continued on account of Impassibility of roads, until otherwise ordered by the department. ' WHT NOT TRT Popham's ASTHMA REMEDY Gives Prompt and positive relief In every case. Sold by druggists. Trial package by mall 10 cents. ' i Williams Mfg. Co., Props, Cleveland, O For sale by Huntley Bros. Co.. Low priced things are not always cheap. Low prices are sometimes dearly bought There's such a thing as "extravagant economy" which means saving on the price at the cost of quality. We sell good, wholesome qualities -In all our manufactured food products Just as low as It Is possible to sell them. We won't sell tbe other kind at any price. Foods that come directly out of the ground can be pretty accurately Judged by any house-wife. But the hands of man get a chance to adulterate and de ceive In manufactured goods, and In these you must depend upon - us. to select for you. We can guarantee the following to be unexcelled In quality and extra low In price; Currants , 10c package Raisin 10c package Pic-nlc Hams 11c lb Malta Vita So package Prunes '. 5C pound A. ROBERTSON THE 7TH STREET GROCER. New Masonic Bailding Pacific Phone Main 112 ""umeq Hecords, bottle 0 Oil. 'mwfi h The most , . Iberal Ta ... n. I.T.... ! X 0'-.; . sxX Vfr!0 cie