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6 OK EG ON CITY ENTERPRISE, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 11)01). Ganderbone, the Funny Man TELLS US IN A HUMOROUS VEIN WHAT TO LOOK FOR FEBRUARY. IN (Copyright 1S09, by C. H. Rloth.) February will bo a very eventful nwmt h In fact It will be the lust event of the eventful months, fur Mr. Roosevelt will leave the White- House March 4, and after that we shall only occasionally hear from him, along with earthquakes, war In the llalkans, Ralsull. the old aud new husbands of the nonld money, and other cable news. . However, be that as it will, The groundhog will obey The Impulse of prophetic gift Vpon the second day. He ll feel the vibrant stir of spring Run up and down hts spine. Roll over like a hired man, Sit up and yawn and whine, Rub all his knuckles in his eyes, Wind up his wiuter snooze. Put on his go-to-rueetln' clothes And patent leather shoes. Ascend the stairway of his lair. Observe the sky awhile. And Join the Auanias Club In One and dandy style. And then the date of Lincoln's birth will timorously dawn, and the wets and drys will show us whose Hne-up he stood upon. The drys will say he never drank, the wets will claim he did, they'll show him standing 40 dif ferent ways for Sunday on the Hd, the women will parade and pray for H20 for men, and the breweries will sadly sigh for the good old time again. i St. Valentine's Day will come on the 14th. This will be the biggest day of the month, inasmuch as It will give the people who- believe In pro tecting American art an opportunity to show us just what the tariff is do ing for it. There will, of course, be a few of the hideous caricatures which everyoouy got wnon our native ar tists were compelled to compete with the cheap labor of Kurope, but In the main the valentines will bo a great Improvement upon anything we have seen. After looking them over we shall bo able to determine pretty well whether art, like the steel Industry, is now quite able (o take care of It self, or If It is still an Infant and needs all the baby food that Uncle Joe Cannon can give it. But while the symgol of love That dleth not nor fnlls And other kinds of valentines Are going through tho mails, And almost everybody Is On edge to take a shot At the coward who addressed to him The cruel one he gut While all of this is going on In lighter humor, still. You bet your bottom dollar that The Secret Service will Be on the Job for Roosevelt And watchful to a man To see no ugly one are sent At present to Japan. On the second Wednesday in Feb ruary the vote of the electoral col lege will be formally opened at a Joint session of both houses of Congress, and It will be found that 321 votes were cast for Taft and Sherman and 162 for Bryan and Kern. Mr. Carnegie says figures prove nothing, but the recurrence of these will nevertheless prove a little embarassing. homeward way, making Spain, where there will be a tremendous ovation tendered It on Feb. SI. And then the day of days will come When everyone will try To honor most the name of him Who never told a He Who never wrtito a nature fake, Or lied about a deal In timber lands, or called the sale In Panama a steal, Or represented Standard Oil Rehlnd the country's back, Hut always made a very straight And unsuspicious track. T. R. will take a cherry tree and ilrag It through the aisles of Cougress till the country whoops and even Congress smiles; and having surfeit ed himself with this amusing skit, he ll center Tillman out and run him up and down a bit. At night the Ananias Club will bur geon with a ball and all the liars will disport and frolic In the hall. The cheerful liar will consort and mingle with the plain, the unpremeditated type will trip to the refrain, the will ful liar will essay the Merry Widow waltz, the sauve infernal liar will be welcomed for his faults, the artful liar will consign the truth to utter Hades, and the droll dam liar will de light the none too squeamish ladles. HIS UNCLE FROM JAPAN, Local People to Present Comedy, Threo-Aet Between St. Valentine's day and Washlntgon's birthday there will be atlull enlivened from time to time by Carrie Nation in London Tower, news paper editors sentenced to hard labor on the Panama Canal for gossiping about the Government, and the Duke of the Abruzzi giving np all for Miss Glklns. The fleet will continue on its Tho season for sitting ashes ends on Ash Weduesday, February 24. The supposition is that we can make euds meet In some other way during Lent, which immediately follows. February was named for Februus, an old Etruscan god with a bad liver. Information of him Is meager, but his tory calls him a holy terror, and he appears to have been a providential preparation of the earth tor the sub sequent occurrence of President Cas tro. The password for the month will be "Possum." Prosperity will re turn on the 2Sth. And then the Ideas of March will come, Which long ago played hob And the fattest man we ever chose Will go upon the Job. The Oregon City band w ill present the three-act comedy "Ills I'nelo From Japan," under the entire direction of K. J. MeKltlrlck. There will bo spe cialties by local artists between tho acts. This will be one of the best plays that lias been produced for some time by local people, and thoso who are tot take part are all well kuowu young people of this city, and It is an assured fact that they will have a crowded house. The following Is the cast of char acters: Captain Racket, of the Na tional Guard A lawyer when he has nothing else to do and a liar nil tho time Charles Bollinger; Olmdlnh llnwsou tlta I'ncle From Japan, "where they make tea," Hay lord God frey; Timothy Tolinun Ills friend, who married for money, and Is sorry for It, Phillip Slnuott; Mr. lulroy "His father-in-law, a Jolly cove," Harry tlordon; Hobson "a waiter from the Cafe Glortanun, who adds to the con fusion," Waldo Caulleld; Clarice "The Captain's pretty wife out for a lark, and up to anything awful," Miss Florence McFarland; Mrs. Tollman "A lady with a temper, who finds her Timothy a vexatlou of spirit," Miss Maud Adnmson; Katie "A mischiev ous maid." Miss Clara Fields. The date of tho play has been fixed for February 19, at the Shlvely opera house, and the music will bo under the direction of Prof. Searlo. Weather Bureau. Rain tall for January, 1909. 12.90 inches; reckoning 3S Inches of water In snow, correctly measured. The average degree of weather was S3 above, the lowest belug 7 degrees bo low tero; highest 50 degrees above. A good way to test your thermometer Is to thrust It in a snow bank for five minutes, then If It Indicates 33 above It Is right, but If It varies It Is wrong. 0. A. CHENEY. Money to Loan. $1,000, JGO0, 300, and other sums to loan on real estate. 6 and 7 per cent Interest. C. H. Dye, 601 Main St CAR LOAD OF PIANOS FOR COUGHS KING OF CURES golds THE WONDER WORKER thrSat- I DR. KING'S I lungs I FOR COUGHS AND COLDS PREVENTS PNEUMONIA I had the most debilitating cough mortul was ever mulcted with, and my friends expected that when I left my bed it would surely be for my grave. Our doctor pronounced my case Incurable, but thanks be to God, four bottlea of Pr. King's New Discovery cured me so completely that I am all sound and well MRS. EVA UNCAPUER, Grovertown, Ind. Price 60c ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEED! SOLD AND GUARANTEED BY JONL3 DHUQ COMPANY. and $1.00 sas SSS3PSJ Estflcoda and Eastern Clackamas Has just landed in Oregon City The Biggest Piano House on the Pacific Coast has invaded this tztt itory. Pt ice is at present a sec ondary consideration. This is in short an advertising sale -:- -:- ESTACADA. Mrs. Margaret lloeson, aged 68 years, died at the homo of her daugh ter, Mrs. Willis Maytleld, In Kslacada, Thursday evening at 6 o'clock. 8ho was III but two days with heart ill ease. She was born In Indiana. She was the mother of four daughters and one son. The funeral was hold Sunday morning at tho Maytleld resi dence, and the Interment was tnadu In the Highland cemetery beside her husband, who died two years ago. Mrs. Will Cunningham Is III lu a I'ortland hospital and fears are en tertained for her life. - Mr. aud Mrs. Cunningham resided at Kslacada un til last Summer. A new lumber finishing mill has been built as an addition to the wood factory. Mr. and Mrs. Kay Wilcox arrived In Estarada Tuesday for a visit of several days with Mrs. Wilcox's par ents. The regular meeting of (iarfleld ('.range No. 317, was held at Its hall, Saturday. There was a good attend. j anre. The Johnson road bill was dl 'cussed and though no vote was taken 'the sentiment was plainly opiosed to Its enactment. Deputy Master J. 1). jChltwiMid. of Damascus, was a visit I or. Edwin flutes, master of Spring j water ('.range, Installed tho following ! officers: V. M. (illl, master; Mrs. J. !j. Yocum, overseer; H. Duncan, Ice i turer; Paul Holm, steward; O. W. Jones, assistant steward; Miss (irace Davis, lady assistant steward; W. II. Holder, secretary; L. J. Palmatuer, treasurer; Mrs. M. K. Irwin, chaplain; Virgil Wagner, gate keeper; Miss Klhcl Hall, Ceres; Mis Mabel Anders Pomona; Mrs, Ida Pnlmaleer, Flora, Two applications were made and one member was Initialed lu the ttrst and second degrees. Mrs. Maggie Kolsotii, granddaughter of J. P. Irvln, was delightfully sur prised by a parly of her young friends Saturday evening. Owing to (he Illness of her father. Miss Mary Kdgerton has closed the (iartleld school und has gone to his bedside at Hoseburg. Mr. and Mrs. Ilert Hayes are visit ing at tho home nf W. W. Davis, Sr Mrs. Hayes Is a daughter of Mr. Davis. , Mlas Minnie Stelmuan visited Miss Grace Davis Saturday and Sunday, MISERY IN STOMACH IS ENDED FOREVER BOOK OF SONGS FREE To each and every school cnild call ing at the store will be given a book of songs, words and music complete WHILE THEY LAST POPULAR MUSIC EREE To each and every Lady calling at our store we will give a piece of POPULAR MUSIC FREE in Come in and hear the Wonderful Self-Playing Piano. A Free Concert every evening. If yot have an old instru ment we will take it in payment on a new one. Yotir choice from thirty-one different makes of pianos, consisting of the world's best makes TELLS READERS HOW TO RE LIEVE INDIGESTION IN FIVE MINUTE8. Why not start now today, and for ever rid yourself of Stomach trouble and indigestion? A dieted stomach gets the blues and grumblus. (live It a good eat, then take Pnpv's Dlnpep sin to start the digestive Juices work lug. There will be no dyspepsia or belching of gas or eructiitsnia of un digested food; no feeling llko a lump of lead in the stomach or heartburn, sick headache and dizziness, and your food will not ferment and poison your breath with nauseaus odors. Pape's Dlapepsln costs only 50 cents for a largo case at any drug store here, and will relievo the most olistl nato case of Indigestion and upset stomach in five minutes, There Is nothing better to tuko Gas from the stomach and cleanse the stomach and Intestines, and besides, one trlangulo will digest aud prepare for assimilation Into the blood all your food the same as a sound, healthy stomach would do It. When Dlapcpsln works, your stom ach rests gets Itself In order, cleans ui and then you feel llko eating when you come to tho taldo, and what you eat will do you good. Absolute relief from all Stomach Misery Is wultlng for you as soon as you decide to begin taking Dlupepsln. Tell your druggist that you want Pnpe's Dlapepsln, hecnuso you want to be thoroughly cured of Indigestion. DODGE. Friday, January S3, snow fell seven Inches; Is most gone now. The streams have hern overflowing, but are falling fast as It has began to freeze of nights. I think Portland can rent easy now for fear of tho water raining any higher. The IHi.lge rural telephone company had their final meeting mid elected thuir officers n follows: President. K. ijicey; vice-president, George Kel ler; secretary. David Hanies; treas urer, Harold Horner; directors, I. M. Park and Mr. Youiid, of Dodge. The school children of I lodge have a hreaklug out that nobody seems to know what Is the matter with them. It conn's In form of a water blister then spreads over their face, smarts and causes considerable pain; some of the women have It, too. Declares He Will Imbibe No More. U II. WiHidarcl, who was brought Into Oregon ('Ity on Friday evening tn answer to a complaint filed by his lfe, threatening to kill her, was brought Into Justice Samson's court room yesterday, and was represented by his attorney. (1. E. Hayes. The hearing was postponed pending the gMl behavior In the future of the de fendant. At the time Woodard threat ened to do his wife harm he was un der the Influence of liquor, and lifter ho had spent one night lu Jail he hail inhered np. nnd was repentant for his actions. Mo left yesterday morn- lug, declaring that ho would hereaf ter leave drink alone. He sccom pan led his wife to his home at Caza- ilero. Woodurd and his family for merly resided at Oswego until the former went to San Francisco. NEW YORK NEWSPAPER PRINTS PRESCRIPTION DIRECTIONS TO PREPARE SIM PLE, YET REMARKABLE HOME MIXTURE. A well-known authority on Itliouiua tlsm gives the following valuable, though simple aud harmless, pie serlptlon, which any one can easily prepare at home; Fluid Extract Dandelion, one half ounce; Compound Karguii, one ounce; Compound Hyrup Harsaparllla. threw ounces. Mix by shaking well lu a bottle and take In traapoonful doses after each meal and at bedtime, He states that the Ingredients ran Im obtained from any gisid prescrip tion pharmacy at small cost, aud, lie lug vegetablo extraction, are hamlet to take. This pleasant mixture, If taken reg ularly for a few days, Is said to over come almost any case of rheuma tism. The pain and swelling, if any, diminishes with each clone, until per manent results are obtained, and without Injuring the stomach. While there aro many so colled medicines, etc, some of which do give relief, few really give permanent results, ami the above will, lio doubt, be greatly appreciated by many sufferers here at this time, Inquiry at the drug stores of thla neighborhood elicits the Information that these drugs are harmless and ran he bought separately, or the drug glstu here will mix the prescription for our renders. If asked to. FREE INSTRUCTION IN CULTURE HORTI- CATARRH CURED. Most Generous PRESENT QUARTERS AT THE STORE OF ELLIEN & CO, Opposite the Court House Open Evenings Oregon City w M pismoraliability Card of Thanks. Wo wIhIi to thank our mnny frlnndH, who wero ho kind during our dear mother's HlneHH and death. Wo also thank the Mllwauldn Grange nnd tho Mini horn Flower Club for tlielr beau tiful floral offerings. RICHARD WALSH. SR. M. IONATIA. JOHN WALSH. MICHAEL WALSH. ROHK WALSH. OWEN WALSH. Lame Shoulder. This Is a common form of muscular rheumatism. No Internal treatment Is needed. Apply Chamberlain's Lini ment freely three times a day and a quick cure Is certain. This liniment has proven especially valuable for muscular and chronio rheumatism. Huntley Dros. Co. No Cure, No Pay, Is a Offer. To get an antiseptic strong enough to kill catarrh germs, and not destroy the tissues of the membrane ut the same time, has been a problem which was never solved until the discovery of Hyomel (pronounced Hlgh-o-me). Hyomel la prepared from eucalyp tus, the most powerful yet healing antiseptic knor.-n. Drenthe It through the Inhaler over tho Inllnmed and gerrn-rldden mombrano four or live times a day, and In a few days the germs will disappear.. Tho inflamed condition will go, too, aud the sunning, hawking and offens ive, brenth, and tho discharge of mil coiih nnd crtiHts In tho noso will cease. Then why should any cntarrh suffer er hesitate, when Huntleyllros. Co. has such faith In Hyomel that thoy offer to relurn your money if after a fair trial Hyomel does not euro ca tarrh. A complete Hyomel outfit. Including tho Inhaler, coats f 1.00, and an cxtrn bottle, If afterwards needed, cost but 50 cents. Hyomel also cures asthma, croup, sore throat, colds or grip. A six weeks' course In liortlciilturo Is now under way at the Agricultural College, Corvallls, Oregon, and theru Is a large attendance from different parts of the stale, the attendance, he lug more than double that of last year. Some of the most Interesting work In the course Is to come. Many fruit growers are unable to attend tho course for the entire six weeks, but are able to come for a few days or for several weeks. The course Is open to them at any time. There will be two weeks more of apple-packing nnd work In budding and grafting. In addition to this, special lectures are given on the various phases of fruitgrowing, (truck gnrditiilng, and Inndscape gardening. Ilegtning on Februnry 8 a special course of two weeks will bo given In walnut grafting. This should be of great Interest to people contemplat ing engaging In this industry. Tho most Important methods of walnut grafting will be tnken up, Including tho very successful and famous Payne method. In addition to the lectures practlco will be given In work Includ ing nursery grafting, ami the top working of tho largo American black walnut trees found scattered over the state. In the last two weeks of the course two hours a day of practice Instruc tion will bo given In spraying, prun ing, staking and setting of orchards. This work Includes apples, grnpes, peaches, cherries, etc. , Hsvclal lectures will be given by some of the best authorities on horti culture to be found In' the Northwest. 1 lieso courses are open to any one Interested In horticulture. Plenly of money to loan at lowest rates. C. II. Dye. 001 Main 8t. CASTOR I A For Infanti and Children, pa Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature AT THE OLD STAND Farms, City and Suburban Property, Lots and Business Chances for Sale or Trade. W. F. SCHOOLY & CO. 606 l&AIN ST. OREGON CITY, ORE. Will Treat You Right