OREGON CITY ENTERPRISE, FRIDAY JANUARY 24, 1908. Oregon City Enterprise Published Every Friday By THE STAR PRESS. Entered at Oregon City, Or., Post office as second-class matter. j .J1.50 Subscription Rates: One Year , Six Months Trial Subscription, Two Months Subscribers will find the date of ex piration stamped on their papers fol lowing their name. If last payment Is not credited, kindly notify us. and the matter will receive our attention. SPEWING OUT HER EVIL The editor of the St. John's Review, In several places In his paper last week, urges the driving out from that town'of all' the denizens of the places Of infamy in St. Johns. The whole cry Is to drive them out. not a word of reformation or salvation of the in- mates We must rise to ask. where would yon drive them? To Portland, Ore- gon City or Salem? If to Oregon City. we would say no, with emphasis on the whole word. If to Portland or Salem, the people of both those towns would probably say no. And do you think it would be a Christian act to drive them to other places?" What have other places done that they should be burdened with the undesirable citizens of St Johns? It nt Tnhno hn rMr,i ,,n.i.imhi riti- sens, or permitted those raised else where to secure residence In St. Johns, why begin at this late date to unload, especially when you cannot aid yourself In the exodus without In jury to some one else who must re ceive them? But that is usually the way with re formers; they want to benefit their own community and do not thir,k ot, or, thinking, do not care for, the other fellow; or for the morals of the young people in a place five or ten miles away. But to us that kind of Christ ianity lacks the essential that makes it Christianity. To us, one word of reform for these people looks much better that ten about driving them out pushing them off on someone else who is not look ing just at the time that you set them adrift. There is, in every community, cer tain people whom the better citizens of the community would be pleased to see doing better. There are, too, cer tain people whom we would not care to have our young boys and girls as sociate with too closely. But, In many cases, these people are not altogether responsible for what they are; Jn many cases the community Itself Is partially responsible; and, at least in that case, It is not fair to try and kick them off; and. In any event, it Is not fair to try and shove off on to some other community that which you yourself have decided is undesirable and you wish to be rid of. The editor of the St. Johns Review seems to be In need ow an allopathic dose of practical Christianity. As a Btarter, it might be well to vaclnate him with virus taken from the Gold en Rule. No; the editor of the Enterprise has none to spare; we are now looking ' for a competent physician to perform the same operation on ourselve3. DISTRICT ATTORNEY HAS THE I POWER. Mr. Heney has been- talking to the newspapers and what he has said Is ; likely to create a sensation. He says that the land frauds are continuing from day to day; that as much land is being stolen now as ever, but those engaged In the work have become more cautious, and are doing it on i the si. Mr. Heney further indicates that the District Attorney has it in his . in ho uishea ittn nrnse. i cute these land grabbers; and the rea-! son that they were not prosecuted In ! the past was that the District Attor- i ney found it more profitable not toiin trie meanume iue uu....- . -crowd I office goes on from day to day unat- The' attack on Mr. Schuebel and his tended to, with full pay to Cie man appointment, both locally and over j who Is neglecting it. The expense U tho ctsto in vionr r.f tMa ovni-inaHnn lust the same, and no grxxl is aceom- does not show up in good form for ! nlished. but the people are required those who have made the attack. In to settle Just as large an exnense ac fact, Mr. Heney's latest utterance puts ' count. All because Senator Milton, In it Into such shape that we would not an effort to perpetuate himself in an or care to have our name associated j fice from which many Republicans with an opposition movement to Mr. i would be glad to see him retire, is Schuebel ! plaving the political game which he Mr. Schuebel has a reputation for thinks will enable him to hang on for old-fashioned honestv, that even his : some years to come. A private indi enemies cannot gainsay. Perhaps vidual would soon go broke under that trait in his character Is what such a method, and It is that same goes to "make the terror" which not method which makes it cost Lncle a few have manifested in connection Sain double and treble what the pri with the President naming him. vate individual must pay. Certain it U that the association of . the name of Senator Fulton with that ! glnce tne 0rPgon Tax Association of the land-grabbers, and his opposl- has 8tarte(j't0 secure the presentation tlon to Schuebel at this time, will go people on the June ballot, of far to convince certain people that proposition to tax land values, the perhaps Mr. Schuebel is just the man over the state hag been filled for the place. w,th ..communjcations" on the sub- Future utterances from the lips of . f taxation Usually the men who Mr. Heney will be awaited with in- J.rst h ,ntr) ,nt on a (JW subjoct terest by an awakened public. : afe ,ne lgnorant ones; the men who L - . ! know little or nothing of the subject MAN HIS BROTHER'S KEEPER. An exchange says that "Steady em ployment at good wages is more than an offset for Increased living ex penses." The "tone" of the statement would lead one to think that to have a job at good wages was a thing to greatly rejoice over; would lead one to think that such a condition was far more than what was normal Perhaps this is the history of the world; but, if so, it Is not as It should : ---- be. With business conditions properly A paragraph in the report of the adjusted, every man should be able to Distillers' Association to its members rell his labor at a fair price, all the reads; "With reference to the Pro time, Crop failure In the State of hibitlon movements, It is unnecessary Oregon means a year's loss to the to go Into detail; but It can be stated State's productiveness; failure of a as a fact, based upon long experience thousand laboring men in Oregon to and statistics, that all attempts to reg flnd employment for a year means a ulate the traffic by statute, and the loss to the world of the products of enforcement of restrictive legislation, that thousand men's labor for the year. Invariably have resulted In an Increase And the loss to the community is as In the per capita consumption In the great when its men are idle, whether State affected. The effect of Prohi they are operating farm lands or tools bitlon laws is only to change the In a manufactory where the products channels and methods of distribution." are of general consumption If these facta are authentic the aver- The laboring man Is tho Rivater los er when be cannot Ami work, but he Is by no means the only loser. The world should awake to the fact that not only Is man his brother's keeper, but If It falls to accept the guardian ship It must pay for Its negligence. , Much has been snld and written about Secretary Taft as the reflector of 'i(H)s,.elt policies," and many ',of our contemporaries have stated 25 that with Taft In the White House we would have merely a continuance of those policies. These statements, while Incorrect In spirit are not so far wrong In substance, after all, when we consider that Mr. Taft helped, and very largely at that, to construct these policies. However, new days will bring new issues and new duties tow ard some of the old ones. For In stance, the Philippine question will re main and what other man In our pub lic affairs understands that question n Its practical aspect as thomijghly ns COiuprcueiiMie,. as j mine The Panama Canal will require Intel- "P1 rrosldent al rewmmendation. and Cuba Is still a problem. Who Is familiar with this situation or nas to as great an extent the court- ence t uban people as Judge Taft? In all domestic matter he s -Qy wel rs an,d ,lU ' , that of a well trained lawyer and his .temperament that of a Judge. Hy next rr h experience In executive of- "w V"?":?1 " ya7: This man In the White House mere y deputy! By no means! He would l'a to hs llart' and u ,ts h': tory and at the same time he would be an individual in his own right, equal to whatever might arise In our insular possessions, the far East or at home. The Panama Canal Is to cost $200, 000.000. At the outset It was to cost $140,000,000. and the increase of $00, 000.000 is in line with the usual expan sion In public appropriations. In a mammoth undertaking like the Pana ma Canal It is Impossible to figure to the cent what the improvement will cost, and the public have become so used to an "expansion" of the appro priation that It scarcely ever raises a protest now; people expect it. And that Is why great improvements are opposed many times. If our leaders could only learn how much happier we would be as a Nation if we would deal honestly one with the other, and the Government and its officials with ihe people, perhaps they would be wil ling to try the experiment There Is no reason why public works should cost 50 to 75 per cent more than a similar Improvement costs a private Individual or corporation; and it is the people who pay for the excess cost every time, with no possible escape. A crusade for honesty. In places high and low, would not come amiss. The Congressional delegates from the Philippines reported on arrival at San Francisco that economic condi tions in the Islands were worse than they had been for thirty years. This is not a very flattering reflection on the American policy, for it Is much less than thirty years since the Stars and Stripes were planted on Philip pine soil. The overshadowing factor in, the trouble Is the unfair discrimi nation against Philippine sugar and to bacco. Reduction of the duty would prove of great benefit to the strug K'.ins island planters and It would not have any effect of consequence on the business cf the American planters. The sucar trust might feel a slight lis:, but it would b'.' Inconsequential enrcnar!son with the enormous profit ? which now enable us cmei spokesman, Mr. Oxnarl. to announce publicly that there will be no legis lation at this session of Congress ad verse to the sugar trust's Interests. Oregonian " Senator Fulton, as chairman of the Senate committee on appointments, is carrying around in his pocket the nomination to the office of District At-1 torney in Oregon of Chris Schuebel. ' under discussion. And this has been ' the ' case as to the subject of land alue taxation. So far as we have seen not a single writer has under stood the subject at issue. What the Tax Reform association Is after, and what these writers are scolding at, are two diffenent propositions. Peo ple who will post themselves in the matter as proposed will find that there is nothing to alarm them in the PPosition I . ' '.. ..... J . DELINQUENT SALE NOTICE. The Crown Roy'a Mining and Milling Co. (a corporation) ; location of principal place of business, Oregon City, Clackamas County, Oregon (414 Main St.). Notice. Notice Is her-'by given that there Is delinquent upon the following described account of assessments levied by the stockholders thereof, on the dates and In site the names of the respecttvo stockholders, as follows: y. w P IT o ? 3. - o v NAMK. B D ST A. W Adamson. .19 201 202 203 204 205 15.000 May 7,1907... Aug. 15 Win. Peers 213 10.000 May 7, t!07.,..May 15 June 15 July 15, Au M. P. Chapman. . 83 1,000 May 7, 1907.. .May 15 Juno IS July 15 Aug. 15 C. C. EtchIsou..,189 194 16,000 May 7. 1907.. .May 15 June 15 July 18 Aug. 15 llelna & Co 6 7 700 May 7, 1907... May 15 June 15 July 15 Aug. 15 ' Chay. Moran 175 10,000 May 7. 1'47.. . Aug. 15 Victor Mollne.... 81 - 151 15.000 May 7, 1907.. .May 15 Juno 15 July 15 Aug. 15 M. Moran 89 x 148 12.500 May 7, 1907... May 15 June 15 July 15 Aug. 15 H. B. Nickels... 211 10,000 May 7, 1907.. .May 15 June 15 July 15 Aug. 15 Stella Hall 30 10.000 May 7, 1907,. .May 15 Juno 15 July 15 Aug. 15 Stacey Nickels... 29 10,000 May 7, 1907... May 15 June 15 July 15 Aug. 15 E. A. Sommera.. 90 1.000 May 7, 1907,.. May 15 June 15 'uly 15 Aug. 15 C. A. Stuait.... 18 74 1.500 May 7, 1907.. .May 15 June 15 July 15 Aug. 15 Nick Storey 78 2,500 May 7. 1907.. .May 15 July 15 Aug. 15 C. C. Garlick 80 10,000 May 7. 1907... May 15 June 15 July 15 Aug. 15 Chas. A. Kerr. ... 82 1.000 May 7. 1907,. .May 15 June 15 July 15 Aug. 15 Fred Steiner 117 500 May 7. 1907,. .May 15 June 15 July 15 Aug. 15 J. E. Wassom. . . .180 1C0 May 7, 1907,. .May 15 June 15 July 15 Aug. 15 Frank Jacquot...lS7 198 3.000 May 7. 1907.. .May 15 June 15 July 15 Aug. 15 A. W. Becker 195 1,000 May 7, 1907.. .May 15 Juno 15 July 15 Aug. 15 And In accordance with law, and an order of the Board of Directors of ald corporation, rnado on tho 13th day of January, 1908, so many aharea of each parcel or said stock as may be necessary, will be sold at public auction at the office of G. F. Anderson, at 414 Main St., Oregon City, Oregon, on Tuesday, the 18th day of February. 190S. at the hour of 5 o'clock p. m. of said day, at said place, to pay said delinquent assessments thereon together with costs of advertising and expenses of sale. By order of the Board of Directors of Tho Crown Hoy'a Mining & Mill ing Co. Dated this lGth day of January, 1908 A. D. I). C. BAKKIt. Sec. ago Prohibitionist may as well stop and consider as to the value of moral suasion and legislation. Nearly two hundred Vancouver cit izens petitioned the Prosecuting At torney to "lift the Ifd" a little and cut out the blue Sunday that had been In stituted according to the strict Inter pretation of the law. From this on only saloons will be required to close in Vancouver. The strenuous appli cation of blue laws soon demonstrates to all but the "sanctified" that one can have too much of even a good thing. J .1 . .It .. ..V. 1 - .l n H-ooba wus uivbuiui.j , ago because a young man who pre sented a check for $'j00 at Mr. Rocke feller's bank in Cleveland was given ; $1,000 by mistake, and failed to re turn It. That was a case In which It was John's ox that was gored, and the sight of blood made the old man sick. We fall to see why Congress should Invest ten million dollars for uniforms for militia reserves. In the Revolu tionary War and War of 1812 the mili tia that was clad In homespun sent the larger per cent of bulleU into the hide of the British soldiers; why not 1st history repeat Itself? The sugar trust, which has "mil lions to burn." announces that there will be no adverse legislation this ses sion of Congress to the sugar trust. Has It weighed all our Congressmen in the balance and found a majority willing to do as the trust Bays for ft price? In committing the United States to get out of Cuba In the spring of 19'W Secretarw Taft threw a jolt Into the bunch which have been laying wires to make American occupation perma nent. Eugene Guard. As Evelyn Thaw tells her story a second time the public Is again made acquainted with the fact that White only got what was coming to him; the court only has to do with the way It was handed to him. It looks as If Carrie Nation was "wise" to the fact that her hatchet smashing stunts are a big advertise ment to the saloonlst, for she has quit that form of crusade. The latest news concerning the new nanor mill is to the effect that work at construction few days." will begin within a While It Is perhaps true that money talks, still to many of us the langu ! age Is as unintelligible as the ancient Sanskrit. Rogue River farmers are planting 7,000 acres of new orchards this win ter. Letter List. Letter list for week ending Janu ary 24, 1908: Women's List Morris, Mrs. Sarroh; Metcalf, Miss Lucy; Thompson, Mrs. Rosa. Men's List Hagerty, Tom; Mlnlet, Kazmery; Palmerton, E. A.; Reeves, Forest; Smith, Ben; Thompson, Mrs. Rosa (pkg ). Millard O. Lownsdale, the well known fruit-grower of Yamhill county, who stands for the Willamette Valley 'o strslnt the world, will bo In tho city on Wednesday afternoon of next week, and will talk at 2 o'clock of that day In the county courtroom on "Wil lamette Valley Fruitgrowing." Dates When Assessments Been: Dollmiuont. BARTON, We are enjoying fine weather. Charley Murkwood and Kay Woodle have been blasting out some stumps i for Mr. Ilowlett. ami are blasting some for Mr. Woodle. Mr. and Mrs. J. P. Woodle. and daughter. Mary, called on Mr. ami Mrs. Gibson and Miss Grace Monday evening. Eagle Creek Grange held Its regu lar meeting Saturday. There was a goodly number present, as It was In stallation of officers. The Installation was public. J. I). Chltwood, of Daman cm. assisted by Eil. Hates, of Spring water Grange, Installed the officers, a follows: Master, Homer Glover; overseer, Herman Duns lecturer, Mlssl I ....... stelnnmn: secretary. Uutes; stewaru. r.an .viei onni ; as sistant steward, Gilford Metonnel, j chaplain, Mrs. Addle Marshall; treas urer, Mr. Henry lloffmelster; gate- keeper. Ernest Duns; Pomona, Miss Ellas Scott; Ceres. Miss Maggie ( Smith; Flora. Miss Minnie Stelnman; I la.lv nsslstant steward. Miss Freda I Duns The Crunuvrs had a chicken i dinner, and It was very good. There 1 were three new members Initiate I. There were several visitors present. Mr. and Mrs. K. 11. Gibson and Miss Grace visited Mr. and Mrs. ilowlett Sunday afternoon. The residents of this neighborhixid are soon to enjoy the privilege oi talking through a 'phone. Mr. Palfrey went to Portland Moii lay to see the doctor. Saturday night, January IS, the Eagle Creek baseball team gave a ball at Wilburn'a hall. They sob! 5(5 num bers. J. W. Douglass Is blasting out stumps. Miss Ella Douglass has gone back to work for Mr. Hrlghthaupt. Floris Douglass has been sick; she had an attack of the croup. The regular United States Inspec tion of Company G, Third Infantry, O. N. G., will be made by Colonel James Jackson, V. S. A., retired, on Monday, I February 3. at 8 p. tn. Reisrt of this Inspection goes to Washington and Is published In orders and reports which art- sent to all National Guard companies In the I'nlted States. It Is expected every member of Com pany G will be on hand on this occa sion. The young friends of Miss Ellen Grace, who Is It years of age, gather ed Saturday evvning at :he home of her mother, Mrs. G. W. Grace, and celebrated the young lady's birth. Iny anniversary. The young gu'jsts were Alvlna Grlessen, Evelyn Williams, Eva Dye, June Scott, Pansy Oswell, Rober ta Schuebel, Violet Beaullau, Helen Seely, Clarence Shepard, Marie Walk er, Marlon White, Carl Ely. I SO fxl M 5 KfetfiEB IN ONE OH MANY COLORS LARGEST FACILITIES IN THE WEST FOR THE PRODUCTION OF HIGH GRADE VORX mm r- 1 i RATH AS 10W ki USUI; R0IIU1 ,J stock of said corporation, on the several . amounts set oppu- H ) g Sept. Sept. Sept. 15. 15. 15, 1907., 1907., 1907, , .$12.00 . 25.00 . 2.50 Sept. 15, 1907 40.00 Sept. 15, 1907 1.75 Sept. 15, 1907 10.00 Sept 15, 1907. . 37.50 Sept. 16, 1907 Sept. 15, 1907 Sept. 15. 1907.., 31,25 25,00 25.00 Sept. 15, 1907. . 25.00 Sept. 15, 1907. 2.50 Sept, Sept. Sept. Sept. Sept. Sept. Sept. Sept. 15, 16, 15. 15, 15. 15, 15. 15. 1907, ,.. 1907. ... 1907.,,. 1907.... 1907.... 1907.... 3,7.r. 3.75 25.00 2.60, 1.25 .40 750 2.60 1907., 1907., PERSONALS Mr. J. J. Davis, of Decora, (own Is the gucKt of Mr. E. W. Scott. Miss Edna Dnulton, of West Oregon City, Is numbered among the sick. Mr. ami Mrs. Peter llohleiider, of Beaver Creek, visited Oregon City friends Saturday. Mrs. Julia E. James, of Ostrnnder, Wash., is a guest of Mrs. K. II. In gram, of Molalla. Mr. J. II. Darling, of Oregon city, Is Hnendlnir a rollliln nf itnva III Milium Sit,,nl statesman. ir. jbck woous nas acepiea a posi tion as traveling salesman for the Oregon City Woolen Mills. Mrs. Jack Woods has gone to Phoi nix, Arizona, where she will visit friends fnr several months. Mr. Wnlter Beach, of Oregon City was the guest of friends here over Sunday. Forest Grove Times. Mr. ami Mrs Morton I'urk. of Van couver, were Sunday guests nt the home of his parents, Mr. ami Mrs, T W. Parks. Miss Anna Horton. of Oregon City. Is upending a few days In the city looking after business Interests, Itoselmrg News. Mrs. Sarah Ford and little daugh ter were ovr from Oregon City and visited Mr. and Mrs. W. M. Yonce Estacada News. Mr. Rodney Keating, who win re cently Injured In an accident at New berg, was brought to this city last week for treatment. Mrs. J. A. Dlmlck has returned to her home In'Hubbnrd after a bushiest and social visit to friends and rela tives In this city. Salem Statesman. Mr. anil Mrs. George Boylan, of Cntblumet, Wash., were here the first of the week visiting their daughters, Mrs. W. C. Green ami Mrs. Edn:i White Mr. and Mr S. S. Walker are home from a sojourn In Redwood Cltv, Cat. They were called there weeks ago by tho Illness of Mr. Walker's father, who died while they were with him. Mr. and Mrs. D. L. Moulton and daughter, Elpha, of Mc.Mltinvllle, are the guests of Mr. Moulton's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Moulton, of Eleventh ami John Adams streets. Attorney George C. Ilrownell Is III at his home In this city and was nn ablo to appear In ciurt Monday to look after several cases for which he Is the attorney. Miss Marjorle Caufleld, an Oregon City girl, teaching In the Pendleton schools, has been given a vote of thanks by tho school board of that city for effective work In the schools of Pendleton. Her friends In this city Join In congrnt illations. Mr. John Boylan, who was one of the early pioneers to Oregon, a man who came to this State In the eaily days by the wagon route from Kan sas, was visiting his niece, Mrs. Will Green, Inst week. Mr. Hoylaii Is 97 years old but halo and hearty for one of that age. He lived In Oregon City for some years and Is always pleased to renew old acquaintances. The minister's wlfo was busily en gaged one afternoon mending the fam ily clotticB when a neighbor called for a friendly chat. ' After a few mo ments of news and gossip the caller remarked, as she began to Inspect a basket of miscellaneous buttons; Why, there's one like ihy husband had on his last winter's milt." "Indeed,1 said the minister's wife with a slight smile. "Well, all these buttons were found In the contribution box, and I thought I might as well make some use of them. What must von tro? Well, good-bye. Come again noon." COSTLY DRUGS. Bom Rar and Ptoullar 9ubiUnM Uid In Mtdloln. A writer In Wlssen fuer Alio throw (oiiio liitcrcNlliiK light on rant it ltd pe culiar drugs, Saffron, he point out, would Hii'llio nu ordinary observer n decidedly expensive nt (111 n pound (to chnngo murks Into our colnnge) until told tbut It In composed of Ihe eeutrnl aninlt portions only of the (lowers of tho crocus, 7IVHM) of which It lakes to innko a pound. Attar of rimes Hells ut $112 odd per pound, mid It tnkci 10,000 ooundH, or nearly iivo loim of roses, to obtain one pound of the oil. Aconltine, extracted from the root of monkshood, Is said to be the very KtrongcNt poison ex hint, the dose being one six hundredth of a grain. It In sold ut the rnto of $U)H per ounce, Turning from the vegetable to the nnlmal world In search of rure drugs, tin writer refers to tho musk of tho Asiatic deer, which nt $21 to $.'10 an ounce must ls a pri.o to mo wny hunter. In some of tho tropical sens n floating, sweet ainellliig iiuiss of am bergris Is met with worth nt present $:io per ounce, or $IH0 per pound In tho market. The iiilTgils Is mild to be tho dlseused biliary product of tho wluile. Another peculiar product In uso as a drug Is n solution of the puro venom of tho rattlesnake, given occasionally lu malignant sciirlet fevor. THE "COUP DE JARNAC." A Frnch Adg and th Incident Upon Which It RU. Tho "coup de Jnriine" bus ticconm a French proverb, lind It serves Id din tlngulsh stroke ns declMlve ns un foreseen which Intervenes for tho set tleinent of liny nffiilr. The mlngo rests upon nn Incident In tho life of Gut Chlibut, Helcncur de Jiirum', a lioblo of the court nf Francis I. The lie pntts ed between Mill nod 1,0 Chillelgliernlo, tho dniipbln's fnvorlie. King l'rnin Is, however, forbade the duel. At the suc cession of Henry II. tho old quarrel wns revived, itml the overdue duel wns fought on the plain of Ht Germain with nil the formality of tho nncleut Judicial minimi mid In the present- of tho w hole court. Jnrnnc w ns weak or and lens agile than his adversnry. who w an one of the tinted tt oriltuien of tho time, but he bad taken Icnhou from nn Italian bravo. In the duel Jnrnnc waited f'r nn oeiilnB mid then delt l.n Cbittelgnernlo n benvy and urn xpei'ti'd stroke which ham strung him. This wns In 1117. Ten yenrs Inter Jnrnnc wns n mptnlii In the defense of St. jneiitln, Eventual ly ho met his fate In n duel. But tho "coup de Jnrnnc" Is historic In tho an nnls of word piny. Argonaut. Monkayt and Parroti. A lung speihillst wns talking nbout a fnmoiiM sclcutM who had nmtrnctt'il consumption from n lot vf otisnuiptlv monkey thnt ho hnd been t xperlmeiit Ing noon. "Till should be n lesson and n wnru Ing to u all." ho snld, "for nothing Is more dangerous to the lungs' benllh than to hnvo n monkey nbout tho house. Prni'tlrnlly nil monkey hnv consumption u this climate, ninl It I Just as ensy to tnko consumption from a monkey ns from n man or woman. It Is the sniuo with parrot. They, too, hnv consumption, and they, too, nn most npt. to give the ill-n-itse to those who pet them. As for inc. rnllier than live In the snmo bouse with n pet mon key or n wt pnrrot I would take a cot In the hopeless ward of some con iumptlveH hospital." Now Orlenn Times Dcmocrnt. A Wtdding Dy Rmindr. William .In me, the famous psychol oglst of Ilnrvnrd, siil.l at-a dinner In Boston: "An odor often brings' bin-k mem ories thnt we hnd thought burled foi ever. A we regard ouie strange Inmlscnpe It often seems to us that we have Is-eii Just here before. The oldest, the most momentous tissoclii Hon oftentimes nttiich themselves to the most trilling things. "Thus nt a Thanksgiving dinner thnt I once attended the hostess said to a Hour faced innn on my left: " 'May I help you to some of tho Isdled rli-e, Mr. Smith?' "'l!li e? No, ihiiuk you-no rice for me,' Smith answered vehemently. 'It Is associated with the worst mlstnke of my life.' " . Coiti of Office. On the tiny after bis election tho chief magistrate of n eortnln town In the Midland who enjoys tho reputa tion of being rather "near" in money matters wn nsked for n subscription to the local football club. "I really ciin't do It," he replied, ".fust look nt the outlay I've already been put to through accepting ofllce!" And he produced n small ledger In scribed ou the cover "Mnyoriilty Ex penses." On the top Hue of tho first Inside pnge wns the entry, "Dres ault, 2."- Reynolds' Newspaper. An Exception, The Philosopher-Tell me what a person rends and I can tell you what he Is. The Dyspepllc-Not always. There's my wife, for Instance. Nhc's always rending n cookery book. Tho Philosopher (enii(liloully)Wll? Tho Dyspeptic But she's no cook! . A Humana Woman. Tho Cfibiiinn-Glnime your bug, lndy, and I'll put It on top of tho cab. Mr. Oatcake (nn hIio gets In)- No; that poor horse of yourn has got enough to pull. I'll carry It on my lap. London Tlt Blts. Do not measure your enjoymonr y tho amount of money apent In prorfu!;. lug It