OREGON CITY ENTERPRISE, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 20, 1907. Tangled Bank Accounts. "It in remarkable," said an old bank employee, "how few people keep their bank accounts absolutely correct At ordinary times this failing is not con spicuous, because books are usually balanced when there is still a credit to the depositor's account When the balanced book is received with the Vouchers the usual discrepancy la found after much lnlHr in an omitted entry, either deposit or check or in the form of an error in addition or sub traction. The thing is usually settled at home without our help. Hut when a lot of women fro to a bank, each one with' a check already made out representing her balance, then look out Fortunately I have had no ex perience in that way, but I kuow that not one woman in ten and I am char itable with the figure keeps her book correctly, and many women keep no record at all. We have one depositor who used to receive an overdraft no tice regularly every mouth. Now, by an arrangement with her, wo give her notice when the balance neara the $100 mark. Men laugh at 'the women for their failure to keep their bank ac counts right, but except when a book keeper does the work for them the men are nearly as bad." New York Tribune. Flour Tests. Since more bread Is eaten In the course of a lifetime than any other one article of food, it behooves us to have It of the best possible quality. Even In this era of strict pure food laws flour will be adulterated, so it Is up to us to be able to test Its purity for our selves. The chief Ingredients that are mixed in flour are whiting and alum, both of which can be discovered by Bimple tests. To discover alum In flour It is only necessary to remember that it coagulates with milk. Soak a piece of bread in water until It Is en tirely dissolved, then pot It on to boll with an equal quantity of milk. If there is any alum lurking around great clots will be formed. Even simpler Is the test for whiting. Moisten the thumb and first finger with a little olive oil and nib between them a good Eized pinch of fiour. If it turns brown, bnt does not get sticky, its purity is pretty certain. Whiting's presence rtll be shown by a sticky, pasty feel ing and no discoloration. Found a Customer. "My friends, are you aware with What vile compounds yon Insult your stomachs?" said an eloquent preacher In a mining town recently. After a short pause be continued: "The stuff served to you at the dramshops here Is not honest whisky, but a mixture of alcohol and water colored and flavored with fusel oil and chemicals. Ton can go to any drug store and for 50 cents buy enough of these ingredients to make a barrel of the stuff you drink r As be reached this climax a great burly man Jumped up and. waving a five dollar bill high In his band, ex claimed in stentorian tones: "One moment please. Here Is my last V. Give me that recipe. I would sooner possess it than a gold mine!" A hearty cheer by the audience end ed the meeting. The preacher prudent ly withdrew, richer In experience and more circumspect in his remarks at subsequent gatherings. Buffalo News. To Aim Straight Is Human. Anthropologists have remarked that taking aim is a human characteristic that even the anthropoid apes cannot be said to share. Apes and monkeys frequently throw nuts and sticks, sometimes with unpleasant conse quences to others, but they show little or no ability to take accurate aim. The baboon is said to excel somewhat In this respect but still it would never pass for a marksman. Accuracy of eye and the judgment of direction and distance that are involved In real aim ing have been developed only by man and r.re among the tokens of his in tellectual superiority. St Louis Re public Delicious Supper Dish. For Swiss eggs, a delicious supper dish, spread the bottom of a baking dish with two ounces of butter. Cov er this with thin slices of American cheese. Place four eggs over the cheese, taking care that the yolks are not broken. Season with pepper and salt pour around the eggs two table spoonfuls of rich cream and cover the top with grated cheese. Bake it for ten minutes, garnish with parsley and serve with fingers of dried toast New York Tribune. I G -ft- -i- -d- i- -x r Santa Claus Kills the Price Demon LEVIT1 1 ' ii H-AlK OREGON CITY, OREGON TWO DOORS SOUTH OF POSTOFFICE Is desperate and will ruin the Christmas prices on goods in Oregon City. With New York manufacturers pounding ab our doors, offering us tremendous discounts for advance payment of bills, and our shelves qnjglyjgg?Pg beneath the load of the best Clothing, Hats, Shoes and Furnishing Coodsever brought JjjLggjLy We wiH Cttt Prices, Smash Prices and Knock P out of all semblance of value And must sell $5000.00 worth of goods in the next, five days. A DHASTIC UNDERTAKING. Dnt Mr. Levitt has said, and it must be done, although it win ruin the profit of every merchant in Oregon City on Holiday trade. Fronried, frantic, furious price slashing such as you have not witnessed in many a day, values that will set the town agog. Here are a few prices that get the money. Men's Clothing Kight here we must drive the price knife right to the hilt, it seems a 6hame to slaughter this fine line of up-to-date suits, but here is where the major portion of the money lies and we must sacrifice this stock in order to raise the needed cash. All the season's newest and nobbiest weaves and fash ions in the smartest colorings imaginable, the ideal Xmas gift for the man. CC Qfiku-vs cno-ce f about 50 Suits in single and j)DaJU double breasted broken lines, some worth up to $12,50. CQ QflWs 6U8 n tne newegt weaves, the stylish to $13.50. I greys, etc.; wool and worsteds actually worth buys the handsomest dress or business suit you ever saw offered at $15.00. $10.90 I WivU breast, blue or black serge, Taney worsteds ftnd Ihitetg, the pick of the best $20.00 suits. (4 Q "7C choice of our Schloss Bros, clothing, the P I Qi I Q choicest of styles and colors, hand finished throughout, suits that are built to fit and the equal of the best made-to-order suit on earth actually worth to $30.00 Overcoats All the newest fashionable and ultra-fashionable mod els, the nobby top-coats, the sylish 52-inch long coats and the popular cravenettos, in all the late shades and cloths ; a Yuma (rift that will bf armreeiated. -' r " I I S$4iW3 really worth to $8.50. CdTi CCor ton ,,jat3 n Mar'k' also the w shades O.DO f covert cloths easily worth $10.00. i l Qfl1jU'5 cravf'nc'ttcs anl JQI, overcoats in hanu H $0wUsome, stylish weaves, hand tailored, the very coats you see elsewhere at $12.50. 4 4 Qflor nc overcoats and cravenettes, superb $ I I awUin construction, perfect in design, and shades that please the most particular; worth to $18.00. 4 Q Qrtor tne ';fst ovt'rcoats an(l cravenettes, VlWawUhand work, the height of perfection, in the most exclusive colorings of the season, worth up to $25.00. TVining. "Why. Nettie," said her mother, "what In the world are you pounding your doll with your father's Blipper for?" "Because she refuses to obey me. mamma," replied the little miss. "I'm not going to have the neighbors say ing that I spared the slipper and spoil ed my child." Exchange. MenVPants Hundreds and hundreds of odd pants varying in weight from the heavy work pants to the finest of dress trousers all to 1k sacrificed at the following prices: QEf laro lot work punts, well made, in good ser- VWV viniblo materials, worth $1.50. l4 CQfr Men's corduroy pants, the kind that are I UOalways sold for $2.50. ' O"for fine dress trousers, new, stylish patterns, w and all the up-to-date shapes, worth up tc $3.50. QCor n VH'k t th(! on,'s 'ian,l worked, yOivv broken from some of our highest priced, the biggest bargains, fall values up to $6.00. Boys' Suits Handsome, nobby, stylish suits for the little man, all the new styles and patterns. Just the tiling for the child's Xmas present. $1.15 for all wool suits, reefer style, worth to $2.50 $1.00 for wool and worsteds, Huster Brawns and others 3.50 $2.35 for best boys' suits, little beauties.- 5.50 Shoes for the Entire Family Carrying one of the largest shoe stocks in Oregon City, we are well fitted to fill your every need whether it lie soft sole shoes, for the baby or the heavy logging shoes for men, and the newest and most fashionable styles and the prod uct of the best makers in the United States all go at ri diculous sacrifice prices. f"Q broken lot children's shoes, sizes 10 J to 2, www some worth to $1.75. C 1 1 fl or b0V8 S(''l0l 'l0('8- "ianv styles to choose 4 I I U from, worth to $2.00. t 4 for Ladies' and Misses' street and dress 27) I .JOhIiocs. all stvles. heels and leathers worth $2.00 (4 Offfor Ladies' and Misses' fine dress shoes, good 41 I ww enough for any one, worth to 4.o0 9 QC for Ladies' finest Strootman dress shoes, ZpfaaOw1 none better made, always sold at $3.50. (4 fJC buys'! Men's work shoes, strong and solid, 4 I mOO wortli $2.50. Q QC excellent dress shoes, gun-metal, patent colt, ZpOaOwetc, new, nobby last, worth $5.00. BQjKrausse loggers, water tight, worth $(5.00. $6.65 stiiisn ,,ofit iof-r"nr maic' wrth $8-- Hats All the season's stylish shades and Miapes; bats to fit your faii' and prices to tit your purse. d ylC"r B"'' 'm'"' 'l'a, 'i brown, tan, 4) nfw pearl nnd grey colors, worth to $2.50. fl' Qn,r ,','nn .""tri'i fur stock hats, Knox, I)un P I a WW lap and Stetson shapes in alt tlie fashionable shades, worth to $3.00. fCfr 'no fo'nous "lender" in all the smart Ymiwv styles ami shades, the Itcst hat ever sold at $3.50. Holiday Furnishings Before selecting a gift for the man or bov U sure to visit our Mammoth furnishing department, which is replete with all the fads ami fancies flf the day, and fairly bristl ing with bargains. 5c for men's white handkerchiefs, worth 10c 15c for men's pure silk initial handkerchiefs, worth.. 25c 25c for mens pure silk initial handkerchiefs, worth.. 50c 50c for nun's pure silk initial handkerchiefs, worth.. ?5c 50c fr men's suspenders nicely boxed, worth 5c 25c for men's pretty suspenders, worth 35c 10c for men's fancy hose, worth 20c 12c for men's fine wool hose,, worth 25c 20c for fine fancy hose, worth to 35c $1.50 fancy silk mixed vests, worth to $2.50 $2.35 fine vest, an ideal gift worth to $1.00 IWc for work shirts worth 50c 55c for dress shirts worth 75c (!5c for dress shirts, golf or negligee, worth $1.00 85c for Lion brand shirts, worth $1,25 lDc for neckwear, new shades, worth 35c 3!c for fine neckwear, just the thing, worth 50c S5c for flannel ovcrshirts worth to $1.50 G5c for gauntlet gloves for driving, worth $1.50 $1.10 for dress gloves, desirable gifts, worth $1.50 !)5e for sweaters, 'all wool, worth $1.25 $1.05 for fine wool sweaters, worth to $2.50 l-V Lr s'nitary ileece underwear, wortli 75c S5o for r.ll wool underwear $1.25 55c for emlroiikrcl slippers, worth 75c And hundreds of other little "fixins" for men and boys including umhdlas, suit-cases and trunks; it is al most imposible dc-cribo all the articles; come and see tin; goods; wo ki ow, ( ur prices arnjiound to suit you. t Startling andf Aslocndicg as these price reductions may seem to you, nevertheless yoa will find every article fast as represented at4this0GreatjfSale. t Striker-while the. iron is hct, ccrce early while the selection is at its best, yoa cannot alfsrd to miss this opportunity. ? A DOLLAR SAVED IS A DOLLAR EARNED H Dodged. "So Borrough owes you money? Well, I think he'll pay you back some day, but you can't make him hurry." "Don't you believe it. The mere Eight of me walking along the street has made him hurry several times lately."-Philadelph!a Press. . ,-. mmM By-:- 1 Two DoorsfSotfth of Postoffice The Sniffling Britishqr. 1 The cold, self contained Britisher is mostly a dreadful fiction, and in situa tions that seem to him at all emotionaf he grows as sniffly weepful as any mat inee miss. Sydney (N. S. W.) Bulletin. tSiiiM - - OREGON CITY, OREGON Look fo the Green and White Signs His Dream. The Colonel Do you believe in dreams? Little Jones No. I married one! London Opinion. Some trains of thought do not carry much freight PhUd)phia Telegraph. Vacation at the U. of O. for the Christmas holidays begins today and continues until January 5. The rail roads have granted reduced fare for students, and most of them will take advantage of the offer to spend the holidays with homefolks and friends. Charles H. Smythe, of Oakland, ac cidentally shot himselw in the thigh while hunting near that town Wed nesday afternoon. He lay in the Store cold rain almost four hours and was nearly dead when found. Dr. Page, of Oakland, says recovery is possible, although Smythe will be left a cripple. Burglars entered the Banks Res taurant and Lodging-house Wednes day night, ransacked the building and carried away several valuable articles of clothing belonging to the., occupants. MARRIAGES. ENT0 LB-VAUGHN At the home of Mrs. Flave Painter Dec. 18, 1007, Albert Bngle and Miss Viola Vic toria Vaughn, Judge Grant B. Dim ick ofllclatlng. t A mnMniiernde hall will be given In Metzger hall, Gresham, on Christmas eve. Tho heavy rains of a fow days ago broke the enormous jams of logn In the Washotigal river, where 40,000, 000 feet of logs are ready to come down for the mills. Gresham High School's debating team comes to Parkplaco this evening to debate with the debating team of that school. A special car has been chartered. Tho Tlgardvlllo Telephone Co., op erating In Washington and part of Clackamas county, is building a lino into Oregon city, to connect with tho Homo company. Two Inches of hiiow fell at Forest Grove Wednesday night, but is dis appearing by rain. The half Inch that fell Monday night was all of fthe ground tho day following.