OREGON CITY ENTERPRISE, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1907.
At THE MINSTREL SHOW?
Why Mr. Tambe'i Faoe Wore a Pained
Expression, ,
Interlocutor -It aeoins to me, Mr.
TuutlM), thut your fm-o has rntluir a
pained expression oil It thlit aveiilug.
Mr. Tamho-lt's no wondnli, aah, ae.
in' I lint two black eyes an a uuuihah
lt (wider COIlfuahuha mi It.
Interlocutor A number of cniitu
tons, l suppose you mean, Mr. TamboT
we'll, Imva to look Into thin mut
ter. Jinn any member of tlila company
at ruck yon 7
Mr. Tatiibo Yes, mih.
InterlocutorYou nurprlH me. I
don't aupiinim thoro I uny una asklng
you tho umno of your assailant!
Mr. Tambo-No, aah; I Ima too much
lioiuih fo' tint. I diiu tolo MlNtnb
lioni'H urtcr bo knocked me down dat I
wouldn' tell on lilin.
Intirl(M'utor-Ab, then It'a Mr. Bones
who hna disfigured you, ub? Mr.
jloiiea, what hava you to any to thla
cbargo7
Mr. Hones (eicttndly)-D-dil-d d-d-d-dddut
gna'oiau, aah, d d-d d d-duu con
aultml mo.
Interlocutor I auppomi you mean ba
Intuited youT
Mr. Itonoa Yuhyubyuh-yubyub-yuti
yes, eau. Ila dun inakw iu ao
inuliiiiutimuh-mubmuh-miib-niai dat
I wua Muck la da fac. Duhdub-duh-duhduln1ied
I wut, aah.
liitcrlocu(orWll. I want an expla
in Hon from una of you.
Mr. Hoiioa-Ab-ah-ab ab-ab-ah-ah ah-nliiih-
Interlocutor (Interrupting) Aa wa
biivcu't nil tittfbt to aettle thla tiling,
we'll Id Mr. TuioIm) do tbn talking-.
Oo on. Mr, Tniul'O. ami tell yor atory.
Mr. TiiinltoSVoll, aah, at rehearsal
IIn inn mii In' dut K''u'uiau who altdea
when lio talks kept sliiaiit' an bniuiulu'
an' n iMxldcrlii1 mo lu lie a akivter on a
wet day. I dun tolo btiu tor buab bia
fnm opera nelxriil times, but ba kep'
rlclit on. nli. Mid dut aliiKln'. ila said
t'lnira kep' ruiiiiln1 friHi bin hald au' ba
dun coiil. In' help It.
Interlocutor- Wall, and what did you
aay thi n)
Mr. TaiutMK'l only anld. aah, dat If
audi won do emu ha orter iim a lino
comb, nu' don ilc Hex' t ing I known a
blink ohjec' buiiiMd Inter mab faca
an' Hindu It full uti coufuHhiitiN.
Interlocutor Well, I'm certatnly aur
prised that Mr. Hoiwa nhould act ao
untceiitleinniily. However, wa will for
give hi in If fio'll alim u that new aong
bit of bla nulltlud "I'leaaa I Ann) lilt
Coon In a Watninelyon retch." A. It.
fowl III Juiltfc.
Not i H i ii en Improvltor.
"IHd you ever bear auytiody Impro
tIhb?" bo asked.
"No." an hi she. mid bo ant down to
the plum, mid Improving for about an
hour mid n Um If. At t ho end of that
tliu he turned nroiiiid, bla fm-o full of
expirMihm, and mild to her:
"What do you think of Itr
"Lovely!" aim exclaimed. "Bcautl.
ful! 1 never hennl anything Ilka ltr '
Hut thla la what wha aald to tba ball
tKy wIiku. iu wee goiio: .
"If that long, Innk lunatic who lm
provide k for m again you Ml
biro I am out."-Now York Treaa.
Tha Whole Thing.
"It'a callod n 'loving cup,' you eajt
My, what a hlg cup It la! Wbat'a It
forT
'Tor turn punch nml things Ilka
that."
"Hut why la It tailed n loving cupT
"Because It'a for pie hiving rum
punch nudjhlnuii It:. tli.it. "-embolic
Btundiird and T linen. . .
Smpioioua. 1
That girl." an Id the Country post
mistress, "la carry In' on h secret corre
nKMiduuic with aomc young feller." ,
"How do you know?" nked tlio store
IyH!Hjr.
"She neier uses pimhil curd uny
liiore."-I'hlliuli"plilii Press.
quite popular. The people of Wood-1
bum wuro aorry to mxi him and bla
wlfo loavo.- Woodburn Independent,
J. Nelson Wlaner bua romovnd bla
butullcrart nbop for tlio manufacture
of ai'llchm from allviy, braaa, coppor
and other nielalM from Oregon City to
I'ortluud, wliorw ba, tma hoc u red a
a in dl( i In tho AitnilnlMtraMon hull'llri
on tho U'wla and Clark Fair ground.
Tim Imllduy proclamation of (lover
nor Chamberlain change tho plana
or Juilgui Mcllrldo, of thla Judlcliil
dlHtrlct, and bo annoiincea In conao.
qiiotico that Circuit Court will not
open In thla city until Tucaday of next
week. ,
Mr. ICIImi A. Huhlor, died at Olud
atone Friday night at tho ago of .'11
yearn. Hh wai tho wlfo of Henry Dull
lor, of Iigan, and tho funeral wan
held In tho Mttptlat church In lgan
Hiimluy, Hh leuviia alx children;
death waa duo to conaumptlnn.
Tho olllco of Attoiieya llodgea and
(irimth haa hin romodolnd and a
fourth rHm addod. Tho new room
fronta on Main atreet, In this Wcln
hard building, and la occupied by
Hmiator Hndgea aa a private office,
whllo tho r(Mm be formerly occupied
la uiftd a a library.
A pretty wedding took place Hun
day morning at Sherwood, whn MIhb
Belma 1 1 an k and Mr, Harry llala
wlrth wero united In matrimony. The
wedding waa one of the Urgent evr
attended In Hhcrwood, both of the con
tracting partlea Imlng among the moat
popular young people of thut place.
Oregon City roerchanta and cltl
Kn bav every confidence In their
banka and manifested It by attempt
ing to make dcpoalta duaplte Gover
nor Chamherluln'a holldaya. Tho bank,
however, did not accept the tendora
aa depoalta, but U accomnuMlute cua
toniera they hav accepted the cua
tody of baga of coin and placed tbem
In their vaulta for aafe keeping.
Offlcer Shaw Wednesday night ar
reted a man who waa charged with
"maahlng." A number or complalnta
have been made of men accosting wo
men on the streets, and this man,
who refuse to tell bla name, waa the
first to feel the "heavy hand of the
law." He la a atranger; in the meiee
Officer Shaw hit him accidentally with
hla club. Uxisenlng up one of hla teeth.
Itev. I). I IUdr. of Portland, I In
hut water over utterancca In a lec
ture, when he aald he would not al
low hla children to go to achixd with
Japanese children, because they have
no conception of what la morally
right or wrung. He declared that It
la not really their fault, for the cua
torn haa come down to them from gen
eration past.
The Southern Taclflc muat pay Ita
taxca or atand a long contest In the
courta. The Ilnard of Equalization
adjourned Saturday night, without
having made any changea In the ass
essment roll, a made up by the Coun
ty Assessor Nelson. The only protea
tant waa the Southern Pacific Com
pany, whone trackage la assessed at
119.000 pr mile ,nn Increase of 17000
over last year'a asaessmont
Mra. William Robinson, of the West
Side, entertained last week In honor
of Mra. Ilnssle Wright, of Marshfleld.
The table was prettily decorated with
nasturtiums and vine of the same.
The rooms wero decorated with Au
tumn leaves, iwt peas and ferns.
Mra. Rotilnsnn'a guesta were Mm.
Schultx. Mr. and Mra. William SchulU.
Mra. W. A. Holmea, Mr. and Mrs. La
caa and daughter, of Park place, and
Mra. Arthur Pressy.
The annual meeting of the Clacka
mas County Humane Society was
held Monday evening In the parlors of
the Hank of Oregon City, and the of
fieera were reelected, as follows:
President. Miss Anelta McCarver.
vice-president. George A. Harding;
accretary, Mrs. K. (5. Caufleld; treas
urer, Mayor E. O. Caufleld. Reporta
Ihow the society to be in a flourishing
condition with much good accomplish
ed the past year.
Next Sunday. November 3. the So
cialists will meet In Knspp's ball and
hold their regular monthly meeting
the first Sunday In each month
through the winter. There will be a
discussion of ways and means to fur
ther the campaign and there will be
several addresses on the aubjoct.
There will bo a short literary program
and some music, All person are In
vited to thoHo meeting by all tho So
cialist who are tncmbera of the or
ganization. Member of the Women' Club are
making extensive plans for a good
time at the coming meeting of the
dut) to bo held Wednesday afternoon,
November 13, In Willamette Hall.
Mra. Ila O. Ilaldwln, of Portland,
will talk on "The Work of tho Trav
eler' Aid In Portland," and Mra, J.
W. Norrl will speak on "Tho Sister
hood of Women." There wllL.be a
largo number of women attend the
affair, In addition to tho membership
of the club.
Mrs. Lena Neleon Lawrence, daugh
ter of Assessor Nelson and an Oregon
City girl yeara ago, played ot Shlvely
opera house Friday night of last week
In "The Denver Express." Thl wa
Mr. Lawrence' first appearance be
fore the old friend of the home town
and there wa a packed house to ftee
her. Many floral trlbutea were show
ered on her by admiring friend. She
made a hit with tho theater going pub
lie In her home town and many ex
press the hopo that she may again
visit Oregon City.
V. M. Osborn, who waa one of the
early aottlera In Oregon, died Sunday
at hla home In Diimascu and the fu
neral wa held Tuesday from the Dun
kard church at Damascus. Deceased
came to Oregon In 18G4, with hi
father, and wa educated at the old
Christian College, at Monmouth, and
for aeveral yeara taught ecHool In the
Willamette Valley. He wa aged 60
yeara, 11 months, 11 day, and he la
aurvlved by a wife and four children,
all living at Damascus.
The first annual hall given by the
St. John's Young People'a Club In
the Armory Wednesday evening waa
a very pleasant occasion to those who
participated. The attendance wa
large and from 9 o'clock untlt past
n;!dnlght aeveral hundred people
danced to the rythmic music of Fox'a
orchestra from Portland. The affair
waa pleasant In every particular and
waa thoroughly enjoyed Dy those wbo
wer ao fortunate aa to attend. A
number of Portland young people werw
therb with all their young merriment.
Mr .and Mra. C. D. Latourette cele
brated the 25th anniversary of their
wedding Friday night, despite the fact
that no personal preparation had been
made for the event Friends of the
worthy couple from the Raptlst church
planned a aurprlse, which waa com
plete. The friend who planned the
aurprlse perfected arrangement un
der the guise of a teacher' meeting
at the Baptist church, but when Mr.
and Mr. Latourette arrived they
were made welcome to their own an
niversary Instead. A alWer aalad set
and an autograph quilt were given
them as mementoea of the occaalon.
PERSONALS
Mr. O. A. Cheney la home -from a
short visit to McMlnnvllle.
i Mf. B. L. Johnson l away on a bus
iness visit to Dillon. Mont
Attorney John F. Clark la on a bun
lng trip up the Clackamas River.
Mra .E. A. Sommer la home from a
pleasant visit with Mra. J. P. Keating,
at Newberg.
Mr. Charles Saunders, of Dayton,
Ore., was the guest last Friday of Mrs.
Harry Saundera. '
Master Norwood Charman come
down from Eugene to spend Sunday
with friend In Oregon City.
Mrs. Allen E. FroHt entertained the
missionary society of the Presbyter
ian church Tuesday afternoon.
Mlsa Ruth Latourette, who la at
tending college at McMlnnvllle, was
home for a few day last week.
Mra. Allen E. Frost entertained the
missionary society of the Presbyter
Ian church Tuesday afternoon.
Mra. Henrietta Norrla, of Twelfth
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Men's Rubber Boots
Men's Rubbers in plain and rolled edge
Boys' Rubber Boots
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Ladies', Misses' and Children's Rubbers
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Tan Color' Rain Coats, full
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Men's fleeced, ribbed Underwear
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Each 50c
Ladies' Jersey ribbed, fleeced,
Underwear, Each 35c and 50c
Ladies' Non-shrinkable, Wool
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Finer grades at $$.00 and $1.25
Ladies' Cotton ribbed Union
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Ladies' Cotton, ribbed Oneita
Union Suits, Each 65c
Ladies' Wool, ribbed Union
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Children's gray, ribbed, Cotton
Vests and Pants, beginning
at size 16 X0c
Children's Natural Wool Vests
and Pants, beginning at size
18 .... , 35c
CHRISTMAS GOODS
We Buy Christmas Goods in large quantities, securing absolutely the LOWEST
PRICES this year. Our line will be LARGER than ever. Already these
Goods liavc begun to arrive. . . . . . . . .
THE
STORE
CORNER TENTH AND MAIN, OREGON CITY
street, boa as guest her daughter,
Miss Emma Norrls, of Portland.
Miss Ada Bed well, who has been
visiting Mr. and Mra. Allan Wooley,
of Hlllsboro, ha returned home.
Mrs. Lena Charman and daughter.
Miss June, visited over Sunday with
Mrs. Lansing Stout, of Portland.
Rev. P. J. Hammond, of the Episco
pal oburch, went to Oregon City a
few days since on a visit Eugene
Register.
Mr. Andrew U'Ren. of Seattle, and
son Phillip, are visiting friends in this
city guest of his nephew, Attorney W.
S. U'Ren.
Misses Eram and Elma Shlbley, of
Springwater, have been visiting
friends in the city the guests of Miss
Ova Marrs. ,
Misa Oliva Wilcox, of Oregon City,
is visiting in this city, the guest of
ber aunt, Mrs. Krumm. McMlnn
vllle Register.
Mr. C. S. Huntley transacted busi
ness in this city yesterday, returning
to his home In Oregon City last even
ing. Salem Statesman.
' Mr. and Mrs. E. D. Kelly, of Oregon
City, who were guests of Mr. and Mrs.
Sumpter Craig, have returned to their
home. Salem Statesman.
Mrs. S. P. Davis, who baa been the
guest of friends and relatives in Sa
lem, has returned to her home In Ore
gon City. Capital Journal, Salem.
Mrs. L. May, of Springfield, left for
Oregon City Saturday. She was call
ed by the news of the sudden illness
of her mother. Eugene Register.
Miss Nleta Harding, who is study
ing at the university at Eugene, came
borne last week for a short visit with
her parents, Mr. and Mrs. George A.
Harding, who recently returned from
a trip through the East
Miss Katherine Covach, Mis3 Lil
lian Noyer, J. T. Ellis, Charles Cham
bers and Mr. Bannan are Portland
young people who were In attendance
at the dance given by the St. John's
Young People'a Club Wednesday even
ing. Mr. Arthur Thiel, of New Era: Mr.
and Mrs. John H. Burns, of Canby;
Mr. L. M. Kaylor, of Molalla; Mr.
Lewis Spagle, of Aurora, and Mr.
Robert Glnther. of Highland, were
business visitors to Oregon City the
first of the week.
LOCAL BRIEPS
The Armory la being treated to a
new coat of paint with other neces
pary repairs.
J. W. Mullen, of Roseburg, raised
a "Pound" pear that weighed two
pounds and tlx ounces, '
An examination for railway mall
clerk will be hold at the postoftlce In
this city on November 19. Age limit
18 to 35 years.
FOR SALE No- Sharplcss Cream
Separator, good ns new. Will sell
chenp. Inquire 1G10 Seventh street.
W. W. BRADLEY. ' 47tt
The Oregon State Dairy Association
will hold a convention In Portland De
cember 12 and 13. A number of prizes
will bo given to competitors.
Tho Women of Woodcraft bold a
nunipkln pie aoclnl at the I. O. O. F,
ball at Montavllla, including a literary
and musical program, Wednesday,
Oct.. 30 .
The funeral of the lute Albert Gont
ner. who died at Seattle Saturday,
was hold from Holman's undertaking
parlors Thursday afternoon. Burial
was at Mountain Vlow Cemetery.
Tho Indies of the Baptist church
began their winter series of Tuesday
dinners this week. No need of going
borne for dinner Tuesday those
ladles will gladly serve you.
A good roads convention will be
hold in Portland November 14 and 15.
Tho Commercial rooniH will be head
quarters and that organization Is In
terested In the success of the moot
ing. Tho Portland Hunt, Club will give
n horse Rhow In that city on Novem
ber 7, 8 and 9. There will be after
noon and evening exhibitions on those
days nnd arrangements have been per
fected fnr a very Interesting event.
O. W. Bradley and wlfo departed
Saturday for Oregon City, where Mr.
Bradley will re-enter the livery busi
ness. He did well here and became
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Victor Z 17.00
Victor I... 22.00
Victor II 30.00
Victor III $ 40.00
Victor IV 50.00
Victor V ..... 60.00
Victor VI 10Q.OO
Victor 8-lnch recordB 35c, 10-lnch 60c, and 12-Inch
41.00.
We want to coll your attention especially to
the Victor Machines, that are equipped with the
tapering arm. This is the latest scientific method
for reproducing sound.
Before you mail that order for a Victor
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Edison Home with Large Horn and Stand. .$35.00
Edison Triumph, Large Horn and Stand. .$55.00
The Edison Gold Moulded record will play on any
of these styles, price 35c.
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