8 1 Krk4hw.fl-i. Aai-iCt ft AAA Friday, November fl. No progress Is re ported today Id con nection it It the reecu of Mix Stone. A mutiny at the Federal priaon at Fort Leavenworth, Kaa., result in the eecspe of SO prisoner. One ruao wai killed end Ave wounded. French marine are landed and occapy the cutom-hous at Midilll, Mitylene Irland. Turkey yield Hill further to the de mantle of Frnce. Cbarlet D. Thompson, lead treasurer I the Knight of the Maccabees, la ade faulier lo the extent of 157,000. Surely com pan if will bear the Io. The Schley court of Inquiry holda Ita last public session and adjourne. Lenity made the closing argument and charged the Commodore with nnateadineea and failure to obey. Saturday, Not. 9. The new Lord Mayor of London, Sir Joseph Dimsdale, la Inatalled. Duke of Cornwall and York aucreedi to hi father'! title and ii now Prince of Wale. Four com pan ire of the 25th Infantry ail from Vancouver Barrackt, via fort- land November 15, for the Philippine. The government of Colombia la in de erte trights to raise lunda to carry on the war and ia levying on the steam hip companies for forced contribution. Turkey yields to all the demanda pro posed by France and acrepta the terma. As eoon aa the Sultan iaaoea hia Irmue CailUrd'a f qaadron will leave Mitylene. A violent dispute with I.e-ar. the Buaaiao minister, waa the cane of Li Hong Change death. They bad a tor my interview over the Mancburian treaty, and the aged viceroy went home in a psiion and had a hemorrhage, which multed fatally. Officer on the lookout for the escaped desparadoea from the Leavenworth priaon, run down a party of them, la a light near Xortonville, two of the prison era were killed, two wounded and five citared unhurt. Two more were caught at Topeka, Cola Younger, the ootorioua bandit, recently released from the Minnesota State priaon on parole, after serving 25 year? on a life aentenre, ha declined a position oo the Minneapolie police force. Upon the ad ice of hia friend he de clined the position. He ia now engaged aa cleik in a SL Paul grocery atore. Sunday, Nov. 10. TJni'ed State Senator Mitchell leaves lor Washington. Three more of the escaped prisoners were caught near Leaveowortb. Mi-a Stone' latest letter tells ol her offering. She is enduring much bard- ship. The battleship Iowa will be assigned as the flagship of Rear-Admiral Crownin ahiflJ wben be takes command of the European squadron. Football scores: University of Oregon, 0; Washington Agricultural College, 16. University of California, 2; Stanford University, 0. M. A. A. C.,5;Cormawa Indian School, 0. The prosecution in the Contidine mur der trial rests and the defense opens to morrow. About one hundred witnesses have been subpenaed and the case will go to the Jury in a few days. . Great Northern may harness Snou- qaaimie Falls and use the power to run the Seattle-Portland trains with electric ity. The falls have a total horsepower of 100 000 and only about 10,000 of this is sow in uee. France receives a satisfactory answer from the Porte regarding the remainder of the French demands. The conflict be tween France and Turkey may therefore be regarded as ended. Monday, Nov. 11. Diplomatic relations between France and Turkey are returned. Paymacter Stevens, of the United States Army, waa robbed of 48CO in Florida. Consul General Dickinson refuses to pay a ransom to the Bulgarian brigands until Mist Stone is released. Paul Kevere, a great-grand-son of Paul B"vere, of Revolutionary fame, died at MorriHtow n, N. J., aged 45 j ears. Lukfoan, the insurgent leader, is de fiant and says he will out surrender nntil the Americana leave, but General 8 uith hopes to get him soon. Soldiers in the dilu'bed islands are ordered never be without their arms. To escaped convicts from the Leaven worth penitentiary captured a sheriff anl his deputy, who were kept prisoners aa hour. The convicts exacted a promise of immunity from arrest, and then boldly walked through cordon of policemen and escaped. Fourteen of the convicts are siill at liberty and three of them held npa man at Manhattan, Kan. Toesday, Nov. 12. It is believed that the President will xecoujijiend tbe re-enactment of the Chi nese exclusion act. Amos N. King, a Portland pioneer, is dead. He came to Oregon in 1815 and j lias lived In Portland since 1840. Ths treaty of clon of the Danish West Indies to the United States will come before congress . Report ul sale are Incorrect. The strike of San Francisco Ironwork era, which began Msy 20, I hearing an end and the man are returning to work. The term of agreement are not given out at present. In the Consldme murder trial at Seat lis counsel outlines the testimony for the defense. The evidence will center in proving Meredith the aggressor and that be fired the first shot. The negro who headed the mutiny at leavenworth prima has been raptured after a moat exciting day's search. An other convict waa also captured, reducing the number at large to twelve. Fleeing men are becoming bolder. Santiago Igleaias, who waa sent to Porto Rico by the Federated Tradea to better thecondition of Uie working classes of the Island, has been arrested and thro n in jail. The public prosecutor contends that he is a dangerous tabor agitator. President Goraprra. of the American Federation ol Labor, has laid the case before President Roosevelt and he ha wired Governor Hunt to look Into the matter. Wednesday, Nov. 13. Whitman College beat the University of Oregoa at Walla Walla by a scons of 6 toO. Bord of visitors at West Point rec ommend that the military academy le rebuilt. Three more of the escaped Leaven worth convicts are caught and only niue of them are now at large. Reports from China state that the gov ernment is manufacturing arms and am onltioo on a great scale. A large amount of army supplies h. s been and is still being Imported. Washington University grounds and buildings will be used for the St. Louis world's fair. It has not yet been decided to what use the buildings shall be put. A great storm is sweeping over England and Ireland and the suburbs of Dublin re flooded. Shipping disasters sre numerous along the coast. Diver-Csl! mail collided with lightship and 16 are drowned. Two bsttallionscf the 25th infantry leave Portland for Sao Francisco, en route to the Philippines. Partial re turns from every county In Alabama in dicate that the new constitution has been ratified by 30,000 majority. Consul-General Dickinson, of Constan tinople, has entered a protest to the Bul garian government. He is hampered in bis effort by the neglect of officials to asu'st him snd Bulgaria will be held legally responsible tor the life of Miss Stone should the bandits slay her. Thnrsdsy, November 14. University of Oregon beats Pendl ton Academy by a score of 12 to 0, Severe earthquake shocks are felt In Utah and a slight shock in Chico, Cal. Mrs. Mespelt, wbo lives near Crab tree station, in Linn County, was mur dered Wednesday night. General Rayes may become President of Colombia. His selection would put an end to industrial d Borders in thst coontry. Paymaster-General Kenny, of the Navy, recommends that officer of the pay corps be assigned to fighting duty. Annapolis training is recommended. AN OPEfUETTER Address to Women by the Treas urer of the W. T. U. of Kansas City, Mrs. K. C. Smith. "Mr DbaB Sistkks: I believe in advocating and upholding everything that will lift up aud help women, and but little use appears all knowledge nd learning if you have not tbe healtn to enjoy it. MILS. E. C. SMITH. "Having found by personal experi ence thit Lydla K. l'inkham'n Vegetable Compound ia a medi cine of rare virtue, and having- seen dozens of cures where my suffering sinters have been dragged hack to life and usefulness from an untimely gTave simply by the use of a few bottles of that Compound, I must proclaim its virtues, or I should not be doing- my duty to suffering mothers and dragged out housekeepers. " Dear Sister, Is your health poor, especially do you have any of the troubles which beset our sex, take my : advice ; let the doctors alone, try I I .3i,Vjtta.-e,to.bi; ! VUIUHUUIIU lb IB UUblCI "J i and all doctors, for it cures and thev . do not." Mbs. E. C. Smith, 1213 Oak , St., Treasurer W. C. T. U Kansas CA"m0 Mtt 'f"m" t"t"m"'"U " ; Mrs. Plnkham advises sick wo-' men free Address, Lynn, Mass. A Purr a u of Forestety la created by an order of the Secretary of the Interior. The department policy favors the Im mediate creation of additional reserves. There will be no reference o UnlT revision In President Kooeevslt'e mes sage to Congrva. The omission will be mads In the Interest of conservatism, Control of the Northern Pacltlo Is settled and the trouble sunk in a new trust, llarrimaa and Hill now agree. Burlington la not included within the Northern lines. Rebel raaip in Southwestern Luton is surprised and a band of 400 is routed. The Insurgents were in rifW pits and cavalrymen attacked theiu on the flank, killing IS of them. Bulgarians decline to Interfere In the caaeof MUs Stoie and onVlele will not j fceco,,,, parties to any agreement with triKwade. A Bulgarian clergyman has seen Miss Stone and lose her mind. ays she may What Miall VYa Have Far UessrrtI This question arises In the family ev ery day. Let u answer It to day. Try Jell-O, a delicious and healthful dessert. Prepared in la o minute. No boiling! no baking simply add boiling water and set to cool. Flavors: Lemon, Orange' Raspberry and Strawberry. Get a pack age at your grocers to-day. lOcts. I A Fansas ewpspr Correspondent. There are few if any newspaper men In the United State with more brilliant lerord Iban that achieved by Mr. William E. Curtis, the famous Washington com pomlent of the Chicago Record-Herald. Among newspaper men a well aaatnoi g tb careful reader of newspapers, it I generally conceded that Mr.Curti lath dean of tbe large colony of trained Jour oalista at the Ostionel capital. Hit relation with t'e eminent men In Washington are so intimate and so per sonal, that be baa an Immense advantage over the ordinary correspondent. They give to him their confidence knowing that be will properly discriminate what should be said and abal should not. The newspaper career ol Mr. Curtis began io Chicago in 1872 Starting a a reporter, he worked hia way upward rap lily to the pition of managing editor, which he resigned to become the Secre tary of tl e South American CoiumUsiot. a government appointment. While In bis position, .Mr. Curtis traveled ten (ively in Central and South America, produciog several popular volumes as tbe literary result of his labors. Later oo, In co-ipertoo with Secretary ol State James G. Blaine, Mr. Cuttis organ ized the work of tbe Bureau ol American Republics, and ss placed in charge of that organisation; and at the World's Colombian Exposition, he distinguished himself by his labors aa the executive head of tbe Latin-American departments. As correspondent of the Chicago Record, Mr. Curtis' travels carried him not only into all quarters of the United Statea, but almost everywhere abroad. Hi let ter to Tbe Record from Japan and China were published in book form; likewise hia letter from England, Germany and Fragce, and also those resulting from hi travels In M-xico and in Sou'h America. A letter from Mr. CurtU H phMiahed In every isue of the Chicago Rwcord-Her-aid daily and Sunday. Aslouwdlng IMacovrry. From Cooerville, Mich., coenes word of a wonderful discovery of a pleasant tasting liquid that alien used before re tiring by aoy one troubled with s bad cough always ensure a good night's rest. "It sill soon cure the cough too," wrl.es Mrs. 8. Hiruel burger, "lor three genera- iion of our family bv u-ted Dr. King's New Dircovery for Consump'ion and never found it equal for Cough and Colds." It' an unrivaled lile-saver when used for desperate lung disease. Guaranteed bottles GOV and $1 00 al Geo. A. Harding's. Trial bottles free. THE VTIVIE't ROUTE To the i:t. The gre test percenlHge of Pacific Cossl trtvel passes through S ilt Lake City by way of the Rio Grande Line. The fall snd winter climate in L'tah smLColorado is ideal ; the sun-lit dnys being as pro verbial in inter as in summer. This fact, together with the mugnificsnt scen ery snd the splendid train service tend to make the Rio Grande Lines via. Den ver snd Salt Lake, the moat popular route in the country, Tbree fast train daily between all points in West and the East. Close connection at Ogden with trains of Southern Pacific and Oregon Short Line. fnllriiHn Palace and Ordin ary Sleeper without change to Denver, Omaha, Kansas City, St, Louia and Chi- cgo, rerli-ct inning Lar service, l'ei Monally conducted excursion. For time tables, rate and descriptive matter in quire of J D. Mansfield, General Agent, 124 Third St., Portland; or Geo. V. IJeinlz, Asst. General Passenger Agent, Salt Lake Citv. 'Last winU-r an infant child of mine had croup in a violent form," says Elder John W. Rogers, a Christian Evangelist, of Fllley Mo', I gave her a few doses of Chamberlain Cough Remedy and in short time all dsnirer wsa oast and tl, child recovered." Thl, remedy not only tali euros croup, but when given as soon as the first symptom appear, will prevent tne attack. It contains no opium or other "armful substance and may be given as confidently to a baby as to an adult. For gale by G. A. Harding, Druggist. 1IAKI) 0XTJIK NKIIVKS RUNNING TRAINS OVIR MOUNTAIN ROADS IS ftlSKV WORK. It Takes aJ Slreaalh a4 ('raae Hold ia Kaalassr's Job on tH el These llrala nlilrllMi Herve Kahl Haas. "One of the greatest dlmYiiltle of the real mountain ronda. Ilk the t'olo lado Midland, the Rio Grande Western ;id the Denver aud Itlo Grande, la lu gtttdig engineer," aatd the city pus sctiger agi-ul of the Itlo Grande West ern road. This gentleman I familiar with all the lutemintiiitalu roads, where tb tralus have to all hut 0 to reach sums of their destination. "One might suppoee that all road would look alike to the eipcrlciu-ed eii- rltiexr. but they don't. Along aoine of the prairie roada an englm-vr ran Ink a run on any new track almost aa well aa on on he haa traveled for year and kuowa with hi eye shut Hut brre In the west It I different. Ikiwii In Colo rado, where are some of tb greatest monuments to the railroad builder that hav ever been en-ctcd. an engineer ba to travel over the roads aoiueilmee for week wltb old. ripcrlciifi-d engi neer who know the track In-fore h will be trusted wltb a train. It Isn't a qutmn of engineering ability; merely one of ciperleuce. "It I enough to tak fellow' nerv to sweep around some of those moun tain curve and passe for the first time. Some good men never take more than their Oral ride, f have arrn engi neer come from the east, men of gilt edge character and ability, who lost their berv w ltb tbe Drsl trip aud took the first train for a Ratter country. IMiry reverse curve, trestle that eeiu to totter In the wind, precipice that eem to jwo for a fellow's lif and grndt that are a revelation of horror to the newcomer crowd In In. wlldertng confusion on the view, and unless a fellow la a stolid a an oi or nervy at tb tnlacblef be I apt to Iom bl bead. "You would be surprised at the rum NT of young engineer who are on the mountain nada For one thing, a mat doe not last there a be de on a lc picturesque, more prosaic run. It takes youth and strength and courage of a rar order to ataud II all The compa nies are the moat appreciative lu tb world, for they realise bow bard It Is to get a good man. aud they treat a g'l man right royally. Hut even thla doe Dot attract urplu of tb right sort. "The prlnrlp! danger are In tb heavy grsdi- and In tb sharp curve, though landslides are far from un known. One must kuow bis trsln and bis road Ilk a book to get through wltb bl life on tb Marshall pass, for Instance, where you sm-m to plunge headlong down the mighty hill. A ruck on the track. broken wheel, a runa way car or a failure of the brakes to work would end In a smssb up thst would startle the whole country. Tb bill might be a glare of Ice or frost. It might be w.-t or snowy, ami If you act tb airbrake too bsrd o a to start th wbrcl to sliding down the bill you go like a gigantic toboggan, with death and destruction at the end of the rid. The management of tbe airbrake and knowing where tbe curve and danger ou place are la tb greatest part of an engineer education la the aiountalna. Tor my uwn part knowing the dan ger a I do, 1 feel nervous after riding I'X) mile over th wildest part of th roads veo a a passenger. I rod through tbe Royal gorge on the engln a few week ago and w glad when the ride wis over. It makes a fellow feel trembly Ilk to 4bluk what might be, though the worst rarely hspM-ii. Such 1 tbe car taken la equipment and In g-ttliig the best im-u tlmt the .noi'tii.iln rci'l have as small a prottor tlon of losses aa the dead level' road of the plain. Hut It take a man of m-rv to pilot a train through some of th wilder region. "A freight train I the worst In that It Is much heavier thau a passenger ft nil I expected to make almost th same time. All th heavy stock train going -nst, 25 to 30 enra. mnke passen ger schedule. A freight Is so loosely rouph-d a to be very uutiifttuui uble at critical point. The stor k trains are th terror of the engine driver and all the trainmen. "A fellow Isn't necessarily a coward when be throws up bis Job na engineer over the mountain ronda. after seeing w hat the dungtrs are. Not one passen ger In 10.000 would assume the sam danger. The position calls for absolute ly steady nerve, and one who feel thnt be Is likely to get rattled-1 dangerous to himself, to the company and to all who rid beblud blm. A man must think and act like lightning In the fare of so runny danger that be must be sure of his ability to stuud the strain. No one stays any great numlM-r of years. It Is beyond one's power to do so and be safe. A mnn may be bravo and willing and all that but these are not enongii. He must be aure and proof against stampede. Such a man is worth every thing ,to the companies, aud they treat blm like a prince." Uutte Inter Mountain. A lllaek flower. Fame and fortune awult the Ingen lous horticulturist who can suceed In producing n flower that I entirely black, a pn dein thnt ha hitherto de fied the efTo is that have been made In that dlreclloi) for more than three cen turies past for, notwithstanding the sensational novel of Alexandre Dumas, entitled "Th. lilack Tulip." there la no such thing us a really black flower it. existence, although almost every color and shade o. the rainbow Is present In flowers and blossoms. Decellfel. "But she looks so confiding." "That's JriHt whnt makes her so hor rid. When you get to know her. you Iiuu iuai sue nun uuiuiii u euuouo. Aa Ami Ksr a Tel. One of the queerest little pels ever teen I the Mine ant belonging lu a well know II scientist. This man keep tribe or nut lu nest which In has made himself Slid feeds Ihelll with honey or sunir throtuh a lube thai connect tMtli the nerds. On day h saw thst one of the nut I ept coining Into the Hit to rat up the honey In th glass il, ut the I. When he tool, out the toik that (h'siil the bulb, lb Insect i nine In look for the food, mid he offer ed II some honey on the miIuI of a needle, snys the New York Tribune Tbe aot shrunk back at first then drew nearer, feeling about with Its an leiniU', Until It rvmhed th needle. Soii It tenured to lake the homy off Ita keeper's fliigr. although aula ar iimoiig the Hi""t timid of living thing. Slid a new odor or th least movement Itltslde their lost usually drives thee little limi ts sway. This sut Is now so taut that II quit the bulb a S'N'ti a the cork I removed snd goc lu Dud the lioiiey tut the sci entist ringer, When It meal I over, It does not try to hurry away, but wait till It master lift It on brlstl and carries It back to It neat. A Hatileeaak Blarr, In "Life sud Sport on th Psrlftc Ciuiat." Horse A. Yschi ll relate ou of hi narrow escape from friend's bullet: "My roti. In and I bd breu camping and hunting for several days lu a irt of paradiso all y. lu day, during a loug rid ou horn-hack, w hail seen a great many rattlrauakes and killed a few, an nceptl.mal el -erleu,-e, That night my mualn wok up and saw, by the light of th iinm, a big rattler rraellng across my chest. II lay for a nminent fascinated, bor- rr struck, watching the sinuous curve of the reptile. "Then he quietly reached for bit all (iMter. but he could nt ace th rep tile' head, aud he moved nearer, Dots. h-Mly. yet quickly, drradlug Sum iinneitieiit on my rt that should pre cipitate the very thing he dreaded, sod then he saw that It wa not a snake at all - only the hl- and yellow strle of my blanket, which gently r-- so l fell as I breathed. Had h fln-d-well. It might have l-ra bad fr me, fur l confessed thst hi baud Ihook." Keer SarMilaw. Many of th negro superstition la Kentucky sre quite Interesting. An old philosopher told me with grrst gravity: "If you wsut eppti to grvw, you must git mad. kly old 'omsn an me bail a s(at. an I went right out an planted my peppnh. an they com right up." Still anotiii-r saying I that fcpl-r to priprr mint I planted by a rrilhesde,) or by a high tempered person. The negro stso ssys thst on never er a Jaybird on Friday, for lb bird visit bl Satanic majesty to "pack kin dling" ou that day. The Hire sign In which u ernes place Implicit trust are the well known one of the ground bog's spiM-srltig atxtv ground on th 2d of February, thst a ho mint not be carried through a housaor a death will follow ami that atai- must I plant ed in the dark of the mon a well a all vegetable that rl(M-u In the ground and that corn must h planted to th light of the moon. Lr4 lbs' fialllwila. Tbe most eccentric anion f an ecoro trie man wru lord Southey" cool ar rangement for autclde by mean of a guillotine. H had a magnificent on rrectt-d In lb drawlog nmm of hi house In the Hue du I.UKUibourg at I'nrls. Tbe machine wis of ebony In laid with gold and silver, the frame work carved wltb artistic skill, the knife, sharp a a raior, was of polished sud oruniiit ntcd steel. Preparing for death, bis lordship had Ida hair cut clone, and, clothed In a role of whit silk, he km-elcd upon the platform under the knife la-fore a mirror and preed the spring which should release the knife. Hut the spring failed toL work, and the would be suicide decided i , ,. , to give the guillotine to a museum In stead of making a second attempt to end hi life. It I said that h made an nti nun I pilgrimage to sea the guillo tine until the end of hi life. I.i Humor ha been credited with the saving of many thing, but per bap never U-fore ha a ship Iteru aved by It Judicious application. In great storm many year ago n ahlti's crew were all at prayers, when a boy burst Into a fit of violent laughter. Helng re proved for hi Ul limed mirth and asked the reason for It. be said, "Why. I w laughing to tbiuk what a hissing the boutswaltr red uoso will make when it come In contact wltb the water.". This ludicrous remark set the crew laugh ing, Inspired them with new spirits, and by a greut exertion they brought tho vessel safely Into port.Llverpool Post A Professor oa Howie-, A story I told about a well known Oxford don who knew more about the travels of Ulyvr-s than about the bout he sailed In. He went down to the river one day to watch the eight prac ticing. He 'gazed for awhile In silence. "Yes," be suld at luit, "they look Very iilccvcry ulce Indeed, 1 may say-but how extremely nwkwurd It must bo for them to learn to row backward." C'rrla and (irnanlna. According to a French physician, crying and groaning In pulu nro na ture's own methods of subduing ih koofitic of physical suffering. , II thinks thnt men should freely relic v their sufferings In this way and thu. crying In children should not be re pressed, as lu doing o serious conse quences inuy bo engendered. Lycurgus being asked whv. In bis Inw-s. he lmd ret down no punishment for ingratitude, answered, "I have left (t to the god to pUIlWll." f fcla flaaa e"la,rU TWs Is from a fragment ,f , , going left by ('hupl,,; ..N ,,,1,2 J Inequality In th power of ti, , a scil,. when it la pny,.,j vry u " equally a regard time, u , "nJ mechanism the aim la n.,i 0 pi,, rryihlng with an equal soiuxt L",' acquire a beautiful qiinlltr ,,'f ,, ? and a perfect slmd'ng. ,"' Tor a h.ng tiwr player, liT, t against iinitiin lu iklng glvrrt., power to each flutter. tl, the .(,,., rneh finger slu.idd bar an sre.r, .:' I part assigned II. Th tl ,t, ), grvale.t pcr. being the t!,i.ke, u, grr ami the freest. Then r. niu,, ti. , He finger. HI the other rtir. ri,ir ,lf ,i" h Will. The ml hl'e nugr U !l ,, support of the hand sn h s-i,,, i,: the flfsl, 1'llinfly cotur d,q ,i)fi, ..' weakest one. "Asto this S,amew twin of ti BlMl,. finger soioe pliyri try to f,.h- ( ail their l llglil to U-eulue h,, M U,, a thing luiM..,l,;e ud ima nrf ne.es.ary. There sre, then, man; f rent qi sillies of aouml. ju. ,(llt sre set rial tlngera. The p,,t,t j, , lltlllte III- dltTcrvtiee. Slid t,, ( 0,lf word, la the art of fingering "uutt ker'e "Chopin, th kisu and Hi, jj.' sic." laasels IWam laliUtu (ninth atioii fruui the iiecf j len of plant la Imtii a iibJ,T of vestlgailoii by r J, M Weir, it. Tkn a IT rets lux-els. aud It spirar rtMUioa flower Is s;nv!aly ,lr( , sourr or in uoseiitn lu ( rr tiertar h'lug ireslur. , , i., drunk that II c n;! I scancly grf Its legs wn t iti O to the IsUifgiurr Slot pland about two hohra ffo-, , roamiM bl(.i.ill It luilll.il nlrlt n,j, gerrl to the tlovkrr Bud ltfri ,, the licctsr Blt In a frW I,,., in-ii'. t. l l.d over. S eiiat-lraa Slid aiUUn Iim victim of apK-ilie. Druukra Uxtu found Under the bhissnl.i prvv ltj( the pollen must lSV the run tt SS the he.-trle. The ri-rlmcntrr sw,,ni , k,f tratpuonful f th xdle sn la stt IS minute stprrtrlieni a feeling of r. bllarailoo, with sccrlrrstioa of tk puis sud wsrmtu. An Injnilua Ini th srtu of bslf a dram of liquid J tlllett from an tufustou of lh BsriarV rBusrd iMIrthin for bslf la bxo, folhiWrt by IHUvt. Mssa Kveertaia SlUk. "In muggy wratUr," said tlx rnM burglar. "I alwsys usl to stop t nt lecsus work n unpl-aaut tkn. but on account of everything stu-titg o. "Yon couldn't tell what might Up-m-o. Anything aud vrrytbliig U bl to tU k and uisk uMir or tiols when you Dnslly got It twn. A window might stick at first sut tV go up wltb bang. I've had rW pp-n on hie that way-fly opra !!( sudden aftsr I'd l-o pushing oe h i long tint and let m Ibruugb ibAe way on to tb floor. TVr' sli dauirer. for Instance. In tiullln k drawer tbst sticks of pulling It rkaa out and letting It drop. "There's run st sut dsogr ef thing of this sort bappetiltig. and k dorsu't psy to tsk tb rbsnres. A4 It's rssy vnnugb to know wbra tofsf borne. My rule wss never to try It any work In wrstbef tbst would rutl Jlmmy."-Nw York Sun. H tw Ratlea a fsat. Tb art of properly buttoning a rt -any coei-l. do It th other wy. That la to say that nln out ot s'ery ten of us button our mats th wrong way. W commence wltb th mpovet button when wa should ruiamrUr Hk tb Ut torn mot. Th frailest portion of tost Io re spect to ship retaining quHtlr-e matter bow well made la the rcglosef collsr sod Ispel. Th sgg'r axt chant tailor always rauthms bl ru tomrr to "wear It buttoned a few dJ o thst th collar may t tiroperly." 1 TI...H Ikla aa diuttled. It follow IMI "" ;" """ logs sun sirsius aucciiii imi c"1- " the garment tend to destroy Its ij mi-try. Drawing th coat together 17 tb top button and buttonhole for l purpose of fastening exert a poll 111 around tb shoulders and neck n-fl which, by n-M-tltlon. In time will th iuanet coat bang dog app-r-s lice.-Chat Made Jm4 Matrksa. ' She-I can't moke out how It II tb Mrs. Wise has fish for nearly rf uiesl. It csn't be for economy's . for she must be fairly well off. He-She has a large fondly of BD' married daughters, you know. She-Now. don't be misty and 1 something about girl ami their hrlt Thot's so old. . lle-Oh. no. I hadn't the slightest w teiilton of doing sol Kho-Well. can't yon tell met Ho-1 don't know, I'm iur. It'a because fish are rich lu phuspliofl Khe- don't see whut that b a(W with It , lie-Perhaps not but still Hi I008 for making matches. tek Thrift. The city council of Auckland pl' price on the bend of every rl In ' city, and a grocer's boy becatu r feci Nlmrod aud slew about 80. risk of contracting the plRo 1 ' ' rled his dead along, obtained tb money and came back Jubilant 11 master and told him how i"(,.'' lD made. Tho master cast ry of Aberdeen gray, nd lPB marked quietly, "Wccl, wecl. Jtiu pay the niouey to our cnHlll''r'Byd ken the rats Is mine, not your"- uey nuiieuu. The nietlonerv. It you wont to bo really W' oi rend the dictionary. H " u 0of how very badly other P('l),e1 ' tlnf Intiguage and. lucldeuully. wli" fl cupful of words we each dip w Its oceun.-Mluneapoils Tlu-'.