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KIUDAY, MARCH 21, 1809 aptMBsjsj-ss. sj,- p,, AVER' 5dl (dl Jdll , JIM is the BEST SARSAPARILLA. MBcstw is an easy boast. But there's no best without a test You expect something extra of best; something extra in bread from best flour; something extra in wear from best cloth; something extra in cures from best medicines. It's that something extra in Aycr's Sarsa parilla that makes Aycr's the best That something extra is quality. Remember it's quality that cures, not quantity. Geo. Smith of the People's Drug Store, Seymour, Conn., says: "I have sold your goods for twenty-five years and when a customer asks me for The Best Preparation for the Blood I say: 'If you will take my opinion, use Ayer's Sarsaparilla; I will guar antee that you will receive more benefit by using one or two bottles of Ayer's than you would by using half a dozen bottles of some other kind.' When they take it, I never hear any complaint." Ayer's Sarsaparilla cures all diseases that have their origin in impure blood: sores, ulcers, boils, eruptions, pimples, eczema, tetter, scrofula, etc. It cures cheaply, it cures quickly, and it cures to stay. That's why it's best. After twenty years eiperience as a drought, I consider Ajrer'i Sarsaparilla superior to any iimilar preparation on tha market, and 1 give it the preference over all other." A. C. WOODWARD, Worcester, Maw. " la our estimation, a regard Sarsaparilla, Aver'i U the atandard. We have arm heard it spoken of in other than the very highest terms." W. . TERKILL & CO, Pharmacists, 9 State Street, Montpclier, Vt I consider Aver Sarsaparilla the beat blood purifier on the market." Dr. GR1SE & CO, West Cardner. Mas. During Efieen years of eiperienca vHth Ayer'e Sarsaparilla, I have yet to learn of a alngl cue wherein it failed to cure if used according to directions." V. O. COLLINS, Druggist, Parle, Mo. "I believe Ayer'a Sarsaparilla contains more medicinal value than any other similar compound." JAMES DO A.N E, Dispensing Chemist, Kingsvllle, OnL T T T T T T T T T T T T T TT T T T T T T ' A Personal Matter A well painted house is like a neat . ly dreed person al ay attract ive and pleasant to look upon. YOUR HOUSE Can be repainted and freshened up at a very reasonable price paints are very cheap now. Don't lexve it until the sun makes any more marks and cracks in it. I Leave Orders at ! Ely's Store... j i:taiIWIird Is3. C PIONEER JOHN YOUNGER, JEWELER, Opp. Huntley's Drug Store, FORTY YEARS EXPERIENCE LN Great Britain and America. 1m$kf and Epre, Freight and parcels delivered to all parts of the city. RATES - REASONABLE 3 Do You S Know the News 2 MELLOH J nrrm 'of 'Laaghte?. It U surprising to learo from tbi highest medical authority iu Kngland that laughter may bo Injurinna. Laughter iu Itself, says tbe Hritih Medical Journal, cannot very well kill, bat it may do harm. Hysterical glrla and boys with kindred nervous atTuc lions are nfteu given to itnuioderuto lunghtcr, which tonda to Increase nerv ous exhaustion. Dr. Feilclienfeld relutea at) Instrno tiva care in which a little girl suffered from very dellnito cardiao symptom after immoderate laughter. The putimit wai 18 year old and had priviouly been fro from any sign of heurt din ease. After laughing on und off for nearly an hour with noma companiona abe suddenly fult stunting pains In the client and waa seized with fits of Rough ing, followed bynardian dyspna'a, very well marked. Feilchenfeld LelioveM thut the cardiao diwafe directly resulted from immoderate laughing. You can have it all for Per Month 50c Per Month in the Evening Telegram, of Port- W land. Oregon. It is the largeHt ' evening newspaper published in Oregon ; it contains all the news of the State and of the Nation. Trv it for a month. A sample copy will be mailed to you free. Addreea The Telegram, Portland, Or. 1800 miles of long dis tance telephone wire in Oregon and Washington now in operation by the Oregon Telephone and Tel egraph company. Portland, Seattle, Spo kane. 'Tacoma, Salem Walla Walla, Pendleton, Albany and 90other towns in the two states on th line. Quicky-accurate, cheap. All the satisfaction of a personal communication. Distance no effect to a clear understanding. Spo kane as easily heard aB Portland. -Oregon City office at Huntley's Drug Store. J. H. THATCHER, MANAGER, Portland, - - Oregon. i Drfcnillnn Ills I'rof i-aalon. ' "Now," auirl tho attorney for thn do- fenwt, "let ns take up tho bill present ' ed by the pluinlifT in this case, for ul ! Icged services rendered to my client. 1 i'iy alleged aurvieei, gentlemen of the jury, because these flgurea show every indication of having been doctored." "Would it not be better to say Ihw yered?" asked an indignunt physician who was nerving an 0110 of tho jorum. Chicago Tribune. Hcollaad'a Mfraiiice llirda. From the sinull iHluud of St. Kilda, off Sootlaud, 20,000 young gunnetH aud an immouse number of uggs are iinntml ly collected, and although thin birdlaya only oue egg per annum and ia fonr yean in obtaining its maturity itanum bera do not dirniiiiHh. Obviously such birda iiinnt reach a great uge, or they would long ago have been externum ted. Tho deserts of Aruhia are apocially romarkab'o for their pillurs of sand, which are raiNed by whirlwinds and huva a very clone resembluiice in their appearauce to waterspouts. It ia tuid that no diflicult is tho art of cutting gloves that most of the prin cipal cutter are known 10 the trade by name and by fame l:llaalieltl ( romwtll. Cromwell e;eliU IU it Si I tl I I ll 1 1 1 ' a) In Knglitiid thai it Is real relief to lay urn's bund titHiii a bit of solid fuel r- luting either In llm prntietnr or his I family. Kllmbclh, I ho sncniid and fa vol lie daughter of t'rnniwell, iiiiirrh il ; John CliiypoUi of Norihlioronuli, and t ( .1 r.- In Iiiivii Hieiil a i'iiiilili riil In xirlliM of her J years of wimMimI life in bin siiliKtmiiiiil foiirteeuili itutury liKtixe t'urlylit aerlN Klliiln lh ( :iy I 1I11 to Iiiivii lemi"A grmieful, truvti linl it in in t 1 0 wnmiiu," and of In r Iioiiik Unit It Is "now Mined Hiti'hed lulu a fiirinlioiimi. " Tim ecoud sliiti ini nt I not chariin terlnl by his tmual accuracy, and thn llr.l ' r I ' M t I V lieeils rninit IihmII tlrw t lull, I r Kllalielh Cliivpulo Is credlli d with , nut turning of iter bend over her fa' titer's elivalioii, ami at a wedding feiiNt Is reported In tmvn riclullin'd, when asked why thn wive of lh major genersls werti absent, "I'll warrnut you, washing their diidit-a at lioma, as they um din dii." Nut a particularly "iiininl lo" seiitencii that. ('uniwull seems to liava had aoma In'lil of her little weakness. "Tell her, " l.a wtotn nuiii, "lo tnkd IiihmI of a diipatlinu. heart and of being roaemxl with worldly vanities and worldly com pany, which, 1 doubt, she I loo subject to." Il Is agreed liy luiwl SUtllurltleS that Joint Clnypoln IiIiiim If was littla viiotigh of a I'liritau, bul let It slutid to his credit that, after Oliver died, ha provided a haven for hi widow for tha rot of her life In this manor lioiuo. I'luciiitiMti Ciiiiiiim ri lul Tribune. 'Hit Homeliest Mun In Oregon City. At well as Dm liaiiilHiiineal. ami olbeta aru Invileil lorall on any dnigglsl and gel fien a Irial k.itllit of Kemp' Halaaiu Inr lists Throat Mini l.miga, remedy thai is niuisnlecl lo i iirii and lellevn all I hionie and Acola I'ouuba, Aatlima, llroiu lulls and Consunipthni. I'rl' " and U Ilia season of I lit year lien piieiinioni, U grlinf, aorn Ihrnal, t'oiigha, colds, catarrh, hfooclillla ami Inn. troubles ara lo he guarde I anslns. m.iliiitj "la a line snhaliliito,' I "austser Ida imrpoae," or I ' Jnsl as giM.d" a On Minnie ('oiik'h ('urn. Thai Is Ilia one Infallible r "If f t all lung-, throat or hfimclul liouhles Insist , . . 1 . 1. .1 ., 1 1. 1... I vitturoiisiy iixin iiaviii 11 11 ti'iiieioui else" I ollered you. (isn A. Ilsaoifiii. I i)ii ll WlllUms, at lha noi' ner of Crnler and Hevenih tirerii rliiilcn and ell aaleiiiul aha k of J Ktixerle which li la aeln t reaaonahU ratea. Ilia inotlo i, Slid let live, llll honest Dulyl,," inrasurra", (IihoIs ilellvere, i' (.rl ol tho i llv. IMIKH 1 II IH NTIIIKK 0 Muddy t'otupleiioiit, Naiiaea(in( roinr from rhioiilo roiisilpsiiim, 1 Clover ltixl Tea la an ah,liii,l bss I eel I sk for llftjf Veaia ,,n ( (y, , . . . . . . ..... I,.,.... ., . .Ml II I I unt giiaranirn 1 ru n .1 I la. aiu t 1 11 , lllllilie), I'rnggist, J" I' I'leiilyoi money Iu loan al s on long or short limn, Apply to . Ilayea, i.ltli up alalia, om,u I ey's drug atora, Marlirra ua lh OrfBSi (Mia of lha looal impt rlanl persons on Ixtard a well MuipH'd im nun liner I tho I itrlxT It ha is gifted with a good bul- in s limtlin t, ha Is in a position toinnko good dial of luomy. To tha areragu man shaving whllo at a Is a iliftlcult aud b narduus opera- ti' n hit Iheri fore rails Into reiulitltn tho services! f Hie sl'ip'1 barber, a uiati who by lung training Is qualified lo wield lha rawir with skill and safety, u matter how much the veaael roll or pilches. Ha is alwaya oue of tha most heavily tipped" oHlclals (iu the ship. If lha ship travel on a route with Interesting port of call, the ship's barber make hi bustnesa to lay in a stock of tiatlva kuickknack aud curio of all kinds. Tha IlieipfNem-rd traveler Is uatu- ally littla auaplcloua of the nstlva peddlers who swarm on hoard with their ware directly tha ship ia at anchor. II prefer to purchase hi inemeutoa of foreign travel of the barber, who, hav ing bought hi tx'k at wholesale rates, I able to retail tho various articles lo pasai-ngers at price Utile if al all high er than those churned liy lha nallva tradesman. Exchange. UoldasMllh'a Artor. Lord Nngent was one evening verv ehxioent lo (loldsniitb In praisa of M. (a bad actor). "Uot, my lord." said (ioldsmltb, "yoa roast allow ha tread tha ataga very ill be waddles. " " Wad dle?" aaid Lord Nugent. "Yea, ha wad die like a gooa. Why, yoa know we call bim (loo M." "Well, aud then. yoa know, when be endeavors lo ex press strong passion ha bellows." "i 1 Iowa?" aaid Iotd Nugent "To be sure he doea bellow like a hull. Why, we call him Hull M." "Well, then, " con tinued Goldsiultb, pursuing his tri umph, "his voire Ireaka and b croak 1." "Croaks?" aaid Lord Nugent. "Why. tbe fellow croak like a frog. We call biro Frog M. Dot M. ia a good actor. " "Why, yea." aaid Goldsmith, "bar ring the goose, and the hull, and thn frog, and a few other things I could mention, and Uot wishing to apeak ill of my neighbors, I will allow M. la a good actor." "Mumolra of the Earl of Nugont" The flea (iall aad lha Flthtrraaa, In the fishing village of Auchmlthie (the Muscelcralg of Hcott'a "Autl query") you may frequently witnea seagull flying Into the house of the fishermen and purtaking of fowl from their Lauds. One of these aea birds whs iu the habit of staying in finhiiriniin' house all the year round except at tho breeding mumjii, when it li ft, (jutte re cently, while the gull waa away, the tisherman removed hia homo from Aachmithie to Arbroath (the Kairport of ticott'a "Antiquary"), distant some milei from tho former pluoe, taking up hia residence in tiouth street of Ar broath. Tho finhormun never expected to lee hi old friend tho gull again, it waa therefore much to hi astonishment that ho beheld a fortnight later tho aea bird comu walking Into hia new resi deuce with etately steps, to resume hia old fumiliaritiea and household ways with hia housekeeper. London Lady. cried The Heller Drawer. "Your money or your life!" tho robber. "Ha, hal" laughed tho artist, aud drew a pistol. Tho artlxt hud no mon ey, and, according to the critics, not niuuh lifu, but that waa not why he luugbed. Ho laughed because ho be longed to tha school which draw rapid ly aud boldly ruthor than tho school which draws lahoriouhly, with grunt attention to detail. Detroit Jourual. I.umloii Laadlorda. There ia perhupa no tenant who ii o completely at tho mercy of hia landlord al tho occupier of a house in London which helonga to oue of tho greut ground landlords. Ho ia an absolute prisoner within tbe four corners of hia lease. Tho Hlighteat deviation ia accom panied with piiina mid penalties, but, on tho other hand, tbe landlord reserves all kind of privileges- to himolf. Very little furniture ia naod In the bedrooma of Turkish houses. Karoly ia a chuir aeon in any of them. A fow mata adorn the room, and the bed la atretohod on the floor. The EngliHh lunguago contains 41 dis tinct sounds. V fTI VK HO 1. 1 1' I T11 II H WAN m iVrtrrr '" ""' "'ory ol ill I'lillll'I'liira" liv Moral llalalra-l nuiiinla. Iniiril Ii V His liotrriiiniMit as UlU' lal llls nirlan In lb War I'sisrlntriil. Ilia lMik aa aflllen In army tamfa al Hsu Kr rlii. on lha I'acllli' nh liantral Memll, 111 tha II . ltan al ll.inoliilil, In ll'ina K'H'S. In th Auterli-an Irrm lias al Msmla, in Ilia Insiiriretil eanifs al'lt Asulnalilo. on llirttei-k of th Hlviiil lilt l'e'V. ami in the rosr of I. title al H (all of Manila I.mii (or sifrnla. Ilnniful of nrismst iliinres taken Of goveriutittil plmlir grai'hara on tit aiiil I '( l'k Ui l.rlies. Hia .n.nia. Krvlglil fol.l. Credit given. llroi all Irtahy iiei.ltl. lal aaf biMika. iiiillll Irra. A t lrea., K. X. Harlwr, ho y Sir Inanrtiice 1 1 1 t at , I'l.li Si(o. For quick remedy ami una that I erfectly ssfe for children Irl u reconi ni ml tne Miuntn Co'uh Cure. It I emrllent for croup, lioataeiieaa, tickling In tha throat an I ton'lii. (ito. A. lUaoiaii, I'leiily of money lo loan at j, on long or short lima. Apply to"' llsyee. j William's KUIncv Pills Una let rinntl Iu iIIm uw of theaf f Kl.lneya rIjI I rloarr Higuti Have ! yuil lirglifttnl your Kullirys? Have T I ymi overworked your iirrvuu y- Jti-iu and i-aiiM-il Imuhle mIIIi J"iir L . 1.. I III...I.I..-1 & nuiiirv aiei iHin-if f pulna III tin I 1111,1 llllllllll Ix-iiruiK o r under the rvra ? Tisl frrqtu-nt (Ii- M -1 . ... .. . linn i.-i.i..uT p.,, mnw, ,,, ,1,,. 1 1111 ia 111 n iiiiij v tr i.i, 1 . ..it, . . ... 11 J ti iu win iinnri new me ut inn ui- w coM-tl firgana, tnno up the system i and tnuke a new mau of you. Ily nmll M tviitt n-r Nt. w m n ii.utaa Mm. i n., isv, (Tetelaod CI. lOt A AS atweVwiSV Ah, R. L. HOLMAN UNDERTAKER .AND... EMBALME' 1 t'affiea rmi,el (In nf (', liu, t iiltllin. It.iiva and l.lnlr,. el aiirior nalily ami Rita'1 llliMlertl prliet. yr Vtf Mree fr n h S. G. THAYER, VI a Have vimf it loin, aide, lt k, irrnilta M i 9 rj H.vavod.rtalXy JI-J PRACTICAL - ' ' . ' tlA1Aa V ft for sale by O. (1. Huntltr SHOER e- All kinds of Ctirltttt ami Itsetir , f h Htiup 1Kb and Main itrwi. ' SOUTH OREGON CITY j Has tho grratoHt numhor of mlvantaguH to itn cr!, of any of fho HiiburU of Oregon City. It will L, you to invi'Htigato thi irojK'rty. fiixnl clear lull roasonahlo jiria-.i on rany inntalnientn. Call oij aildroHS T. L. OHARMAN, TrustC Chirxma Bro's. Blosk, - - Oregon 0L I B ETTERTHRN EVER 1 Special Offer. Special arrangeincntH whereby wo can havo been inai; I "eta Oler freo to nil new 8ul,nerilern and i who pay up and renuw their subscriptior to tho LnterpriHo at?l.r0 por annum. i r tra 13 It it 3 Devoted to tho Kami, Orchard, Ganler' l'oultiy and Household r. For $2. Better Yet! Wo will sond you tho KNTKH- ria.SK, Tho wkkki.y ore. GONIAN and tho FARM JOURNAL ono year for $2, Cash in Advance !52 HASTEN TO IMPROVE THIS OPPORTUNITY.