i t Tm,, wTTpnmifQi.? wninAY. FEUKUAKY 10, 1899, V V V V V A A X A. al , V V V V Li 11 A. 'V'VVVVVVTVT' TlIUNKl) THi: TAHLKS. BataBassatsjitAat AVER' S O VI T .11. is the BEST SARSAPARILLA. "Best" is an easy boast. But there's no best without a test, ct something extra of best: something extra in bread from You best 1 flour; something extra in wear from best cloth; something extra in cures from best medicines. It's that something extra in Ayer's Sarsa parilla that makes Ayer's the best That something extra is quality. Remember it's quality that cures, not quantity. Geo. Smith of the People's Drug Store, Seymour, Conn., says: "I have sold your goods for twemy-five years and when a customer asks me for The Best Preparation for the Blood I say: 'If you will take my opinion, use Ayer's Sarsaparilla; I will guar antee that you will receive more benefit by using one or two bottles of Ayer's than you would by using half a dozen bottles of some other kind.' When they take it, I never hear any complaint." Ayer's Sarsaparilla cures all diseases that have their origin in impure blood: sores, ulcers, boils, eruptions, pimples, eczema, tetter, scrofula, etc. It cures cheaply, it cures quickly, and it cures to stay. That's why it's best "After twenty yean' experience as druggist, I consider Ayer's Sarsaparilla superior to id similar preparation on the market, and 1 give it the preference over all others." mujvmu v v A. C WOODWARD, Worcester. Man. In oar estimation, at regard Sarsaparilla, Ayer'sjs the standard. We bare never heard it spoken of In other than the very highest terms." W. E. TERK1LL & CO Pharmacists, 9 State Street, Montpelier, Vt I consid-r Ayer's Sarsaparilla the best blood purifier on the market." ' Dr. CRISE 4 CO West Gardner, Mas. "During fifteen years of experience with AVer's Sarsaparilla, na Jei ,0 leara ingle cae wherein it failed to cure U nsed according to directions." 6 K. O. COLLINS, Druggist, Parti, Mo. "I belief Ayer's Sarsaparilla contains more medicinal value than any other similar compound." JAMES DOANE, DUpcning Chemist, Kingsvilte, Ont TTTTVTTT T'TTTT it AA. A. A. A. A. A. A, A. J. A Personal Matter A well painted how is like a neat, ly dreed person always attract ive and pleasant to look Uou. YOUR HOUSE Can be repainted and freshened up at a very reasonable inlce paints are very cheap now. Don't leave it until the snn makes any more marks and cracks in it. leave Orders at ly's Store... r.tabllhrd I 1. 1, tan, MUBROW ttii Pai .ter . PIONEER , JOHN YOUNGER, JEW.ELER Opp. Huntley's Drug Store, FORTY YEARS EXPERIENCE IS (jreat Britain and America. r Do You 2 J Know the News jj W'i ... ... .. 1 xou can nave ti an ior laspeetors For Match Factories. A deputation of women headed by the afifld liaronuM EurdottCoutta ploudod with the borne secretary the other day for the victims of the match fuctoriea. The barouoM, though urged by the home secretary to apeak sitting, insisted upon standing in order to be better heard. The Countea of Portsmouth bIho tpoke in behalf of the women employees. The desire to have women inspectors ap pointed and medical experts to look into the sanitary condition! of the fuctoriea wai eipresaod. Sir Matthew White Ridley, said that be bad appoiuted two women a inspectors and would make farther appointment for the same de partment. Ha 01 or I Collate' Widow. Society ia all a-flutter at the report that Mrs. Sumuel Colgate ii to marry the Earl of Strafford. Mrs. Colgate ia the widow of Sumuel Colgate, who ia aid to have left her a fortune of f 10, -000,000, all made from toap. She ii a tall, handsome woman, very accom plished and clever, and ai Mi ha Cora 1800 miles of long dis-1 mjth " !" ln..?ww . . Tt.M fi.nfr Miut ul.n tuill urvtti ai.ll for England strengthens the rumor that he baa captured a coronet. New York Letter lm$kf and byineft, Freight and parcels delivered to all parts of the city. RATES - REASONABLE fELLOH Per Kcnth 50c Per Month in the Evening Telegram, of Port land, Oregon. It ifl the largest evening newspaper published in Oregon ; it containa all the news in 01 iae diio uu ' T-v it for a month. A sample V. cony will be mailed to you free. M Address The Telegram, Portland, Or. n tance telephone wire in Oregon and WaHbington now in operation by the Oregon Telephone and Tel egraph company. Portland, .Seattle, Spo kane, Tacoma, Salem Walla Walla, Pendleton, Albany and 96 other towns in the two (states on th line. Quick, accurate, cheap. All the satisfaction of a Esrsonal communication, istance no effect to a clear understanding. Spo kane as easily heard as Portland. Oregon City office at Huntley's Drug Store. J. H. THATCHER, MANAGER, Portland, - - Oregon, Changed Ilia Views. Rev. Dr. Augustus II. Strong, pr ce dent of the Rochester Theological sem inary, who has hitherto been opposed to coeducation in the University of Rochester, announces that be hai changed his views and will co-operate with those who are trying to raise $100,000 for the purpose of making co education a fact iu the university. The qnecn of Sium has received a gift from ber royal husband of a thimble made of gold in tbe form of a lotus bud, the lotus being the royal flower, and the thimble is thickly studded with diamonds so arranged as to form ber name and the date of her marriage, and now the ladies of biiun are using thiin blea Miss Lulu Muckey, court stenographer of Trumbull county, U., was admit ted to the practice of law in tbe state of Ohio. Miss Mackey ia self educated. She la a member of the Political Equal ity olub of Warren. Q. A STORY OF ARTEMU3 WARD AND HENnY J. DYnON. rh Famona nil Slarleal la l i.me i nn With lh lrmnlt. ! found la tha Had Thai lla Had Mvl Ilia Malrb al I haldaii. What follows mlutos fr" mi'i'ttiig of the Into il'iiry J. Hy'i Hid Artemiis Ward. It was at lb" Hav igi) club aft.r unit of thu Saturday din nrrs, and Tom Robertson sunMed to Arleiiius to have a till v. Ith livmn and, if pibli, draw him out. The gwiiul ihowmaii had only t' In Kiighiud a h.wdiys. but ho kinw ilyron's "mo hr" and went for him in this fashion : "I fancy I havoiot'ii a face Ilk J yours before. Pid you em have a brollmr Aloiuo?" RolitTlsou was twhlud Arte uius and winked at llyron. "Alus. I lmU" n pllml the drama llrt, iiiKtaiitly catching thu situation. "Ho was a mariner, ugugd uu the dtvp?" "That's ." "You havin'l binrdof him for Ave years?" Dyrou alTio ti-d to lw lwl in rnrlivllon and dt'libi lately rrpllml: "It's Ova years ann Ibis very iluy. llow curious you should mention it, sir I" "ttVII. sir." replied ArtKUius, taking out his hsmlkerrhnf and pretending to wipa away a tear, "I nill the salt m wiib your brother. We were wnx kd together in the gulf of Mtiiirn, and be fore help tame I killed and at hliul TImi uiotueiit I suwyuu I rroognliud the llkxneu. Hn was a (xh1 fellow, full of lender feeling." "I am glad you found him tender." lnt iru ted lit run, also pulling out his handkerchief. "Hut. sir, 1 am awfully aorry I ate him," uil Arteinus iu the moat ltnjr tnrlable fimliloll. "II id I known I should ever meet bis I: .ther I am sure I d have goi:u wULuitS Jool smio weeks longer. Hut I was driveu to It, and you will forgive m. won't you? I hkd Aloiuo." and he offered his hand Iu Ityron, which the latter shook with cor daltly. "Kicuse my emotion, won't you?" gasped Hyron iu his handkerchief, "lie never wrote and told me what had be come of bim. I hope ho agreed with you." "A slight Indigestion, afterward. He was a little tough," replied Artemus, "but we'll not speak of thai. Wo both suffered. Hi) suffered Moat. l!ut reluelu ber, sir, the law can't touch me now. It was stern newssily, and necessity, as you may have beard, knows no law. Hut I am willing to pay you damages for the Ions. About what would you think a fair oompemslioti?" "lion't mention It," said llyron. who now thought It time to turu the tnbloa. "1 think your uamo is Ward?" said bo. "Yea." "Artemus Ward?" "Quite so." "Yon bad a father?" "I had." "He was a Yankee peddler iu bis own country, was bo nut? Sold bug plain and fine tooth combs?" "You've hit the comb 1 meau the nail on the bead." "He died in the black country of England, did bo not?" "Ho did." "Well, I killed blm. I knew yoo wore bis son the moment I laid eyes on yoo. He was a nice old gentleman, aud I made bis acquaintance in Stafford shire. He wished to go down a deep coal mine; so did I, and we went down together, bad a good time, esplored, lunched with the miners, drank more than was gixxl for ns and proceeded to return to Mother Earth's surface. After you bave been down a mine you are 1 fond of your mother, I asuro you. The j prodigal felt nothing to what I expo- j rienred. We onternd the huge banket . and were being slowly drawn toward j the mouth of tbe pit whim I saw thu j old rope was about to snap under the j strain. It was a perilous, a horrible, a 1 critical moment. Tho weight of two men was too great, aud your futhnr was a broad, bulky man. tielf preservation 1 is the first luw of nuturo. An instant more ami we were both lost. We seemed 1 to be about CO feet from tho top. I hastily cuTled your father's atten tion to something implored him, In faot, to look down the mine. Ho did so, and as I gently tipped him overlie went whirling aud crushing to the bottom. It was rough on him, but I saved my self. I ciphered it out 011 Uitr instant like this: He is an old uihii, ueurly buld, deaf in one ear, two teeth gone in front, with only few years to live. I am hulf bis age, strong and healthy, the father of a young family, with a career buformo, a comedy to finish for the Haymnrket aud a burlesque accept ed ut the Strand. Now, I ask you, un der thu circumstances, did I not behave nobly?" "Yon did, you did I" sobbed Arte niUH. "I would have acted that way myself. " "I am glad to find yoo so intelligent. Yon ate my brother and found him tough, and I am tho bhshhmIii of your deur old father," continuod Hyron, keeping up the furce of pretended emo tion. "We are both avenged. Let os draw a veil over the past aud never allude to these bcartroudiug incidents again." "Agreed. We cry quits. Shake I" roared Artemus, extending both hands aud dramatically dashing a flood of im aginary tears from his oyes. Then he summoned a waiter, glasses round were speedily ordered, and everybody was fall of congratulations upon the ready man ner iu which the two wits bad conduct ed their impromptu chaff. Exchange. Mrs. McKliilcyHd.mllloU a hoi i4 Choice, exolics fn m the 1 010. rval.'ih s of tho White llon.o should l' Miss Il.11 rl. tCiu.lt. who was years ago Mrs. McKinlcy s 1. 1(. Iu r at selnml. but whoa few y.ai. 1.1:0 enl. red '!' her term as peaio ,i"iei at Mi. lla, I'. A pcMomil i" I" f l'l"il"" l"v"m puiiled (be fb.wi i" Two young l.nglih women are going to atahliah a Hindoo convent at I'al rutta for tbe spiritual regeiieiatloii of llillilooislll. I'tltl of these. Women l uradmito of Caiulirlilgit and while In I ..null. it u na Id Kiitlliod with thu worn a n - - nn's suffMH" movement. I'lirlslun women aro wearing h"s and storking to match their gowns, lis innitlu and iieani tones this will do, but when it c- ej In bright greens, reds aud blues tho woman of really refined t,o.lo shudders al tho mere thought of such a lad. Tho tuuprcss of Austria left a will U queathlngber Jewels, valued at J,oU0, 000. to ihnrltlea, Aelilllelon, III Ihej Is liiud of Corfu, she 1. ft to I'tIiic. m Os aula. The bulk of her lorluim 1 Hldcd among her grandchildren. Pniusou Is one of Ilia autumu shade It hns a great deal of rich, dcepcilmstMi In It and is a'U Iu rich autumn materi als In silk aud wooL Hanlel William, at lh noitlinaal to her of Onlor and Seventh slreela, liaa choice and ell selei led slis k of Mini; s-rocerlc wlilrli lie U selling at Ve reasoiisblu tatea. Ills motto Is "II and U live, ltli honest wrlgbts a aanies". (IimhIs delivered to ,,Hrt of the l ily. Tin; lihwi'Y T.oih;ing iiousi Cv, .. ... ..,.,.1 S. W. tr. 4lli mid Yanihill K iVntritlly l.icttl'd. .'tl'y' Yamhill HI. Clean and airy Im.Iioiiis (omit bed lor W rents wr lilgbt. I'arl IwilriMima fa) cent per night. Ore City people are rrqileated to give in call Ma r'. A. I.aa, l'r..., jA.AAili a-IH-A. JV AA M( k IIKAPAt UIS. The curse ol overworked womankind ire quickly and surely cured by Karl's Clover Rul Tea, the great blood punller and tissue builder. Money refunded II not aatialactory. 1'ilco Stt cl., and oO eta. C. U. Huntley, the Piungist. Wllllam, Kidney Pill linn mi rouul lu diM-ttM-a of lne KlilneyHai d I'rlnary Organ Have 1 ymi iieglei U-il your rameyr imr a ynu overwurkiil vour iiervmia ay- (.in aud cauwsl tnmblo with y"ir l.'l.lnnt a ami Illiul.U-r? Hare Villi T pains In and bladder? Have ymi a flul iv.Mniiiivi ,tf tlu .,... tnlau'lallv I - - - - 1 - 1 y under the ryeaT Tiai frequent de-J fairo puna ur.lie r iwiaiii a rviunej v I'lIU will limiurt new lifts Vt tbedia t raMHl organs, time up the ayatrmA aim iiimhd a iinv iiinu vi juii. i. inuil ru oenta M-r Uu. r Wiu.Iams Mrii. I U.. rav. CtoValaod.O. the loin, aide, back, gmtus fy::' practical R. L. HOLMAN UNDERTAKER .AND. EMBALMER Csrnr a eom.et Una of ('a, kels, t'.'ltioii. It..l ami I.IoIiiks of iiinf iiishly and Miixl IlinUrrsI prliea. r ' ir 'y VAe'V cf ?S. Q. THAYER, Koraale by C. (1. Huntley. HORSE i SHOER All kinds of ('stria- and Ittpalr war1 Httop I'Mti snd Msln strvats. I SOUTH OREGON CITY Has the greatent number of advantage to ll crcti' of any of tho Huburbs of Oregon City. It will -t you to investigate thin jirojiorty. (Sok1 clear, lota reasonable prices on easy instalment. Call on address T. L. CHARMAN, Trustel Charman Bro's. Block, Oregon Cit A lleaaon. The Sweet Young Thing But why should not women enter politics? The Savage Caobelor Too many bosses there dow. Indianapolis Journal BETTER THRN EVER. Special Offer. r ' J UIIVIIIVIIlll whereby we can havo been inadt? Wws u Me&M mm) i Oiler free to all new subscribers and all who jay uj and renew their subncription' to the Kuterpririo at$l.fi() per annum. i Devoted to tho Farm, Orchard, Garden., Poultry and Household j For $2. Better Yet! Wo will Bend you tho ENTKIt PRISE, Tho WEEKLY OHE GONIAN and tho FARM JOURNAL one year for $2, Cash in Advance For $2. j ( HASTEN TO IMPROVE THIS OPPORTUNITY.