OREGON CITY ENTERPRISE, FRIDAY, AUQUST 20, 1898
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THE LOCAL NEWS.
'C'llHINlUMTY AN" If MmaiO!."
Tlila w Ki-v. Mmilitoiiu'ry'r) lln-ine
Huinliy nvciiliiK at tlm IVmliytcrlan
rliurt-li. Tin' M-ruiiiii an liitiTi-atliiy
onit, a it f)i(jt-il ruimliiMvi-ly tliut
Ctitl tinnity in an urtive furoi in tlm
worli!. Kirt, lln alily rxplalneJ tli
tval ninillnirm o of lli word, Ruint, to
be nt aa cuinmoiily bt'linvoti
aoim-oiin atiirlimnrin, or untlruly
exempt from (lie (rullitif of
liinuaiie J llfw, hut (,ratlntr tliat it
eint)iaifl In Ita luraiilnx, all who
trlve to imitate Clulnt ami live accord
ing to C'hiUlian Itou.lilni;". Then ho
forclhly Hilnli'(l out tlip rruat innwlon
perforiiK'il hy Katliinthamla of ChriNtiani
over the world, ihowinit that lliroiiuli
tlutir elForla and wlllinir acritji'o nutlona
had aprmiK trlutuphaiitly Into rxinti'iue
and that with thiin, the durkneaa of
lliiioranro had vanlahi'd, Iv1iik place to
etiliulitcntiinnt nnlplritiil nplilt, Thia
wn followed with a fervent exhcirtatioii
to all to lone none of thoir spiritual fervor
or rarnentneiia remeiiiherliig that in the
Ititurr tho world would look to them
fur their ideaU and example.
A I'i.kanant Kvkm.no IjiHt Wedni'a
ihy fvenliiK a laro company ol merry
youiitf euplo hoarilcd the electric car,
and inado a'pleaaanl tocial call on Mi
IiUiiiao Huhinrioii, who Uvea near liif
ley's cronhliiif, on the electric lino. The
arrival of the giieM was a complete
urprieo to the (hostcaii, however, but
llulo time ft reijuired for her to reulixe
the object of llielr coining. Accordingly
the lttrjje, uruiiHy lnwn wan soon bonuti
fullly lighted up with Inutcrna and undur
tlivlr radlent luster, the company mer
rily aRftcmblcd to unite in oclul talka
and inturentiiifi gamea. Tlie rvonlnx
could not have been more favorable for
an out door event, the BiilTocntiiiK heat
of the day belnu leBened by the refroiih
Inj coolnena of tho eveiiinu'a breoxea.
Tnua in the midst of theae plennunt en
vironment, the evening quickly paHed
away, clotting- with niusio and tastily
prepared refrenhnienta. Those proannt
wore: The Minnea Alice Koherts, Nora
aliir, May and Alice Amlrowa, Jennie
liowHii, Lulu AdaniH, Minnie Adums,
NinaCtiple, l,ue (iilbert; MoHftra 0,
Mulr, O. Callir, M. Price. L. Confer, C.
Adania, and Mr. Welch and Miaa
BtoveiiH,
Dkatii of an Oi.n Soi.dikij. Pavid C.
McAfoe, who haabeen auflcrir.g for yeare
with diabetes inellctus, paused quietly
away Weilnenday murium? at the hotol
Klectric. llowus horn in Lincoln coiintv
Kentucky In tho year 18:7 and up to his
3.'!d year was endued at tho carnter's
bench in various pnrts of his native
stnto. When ou hearing his country's
call for additional troops In 1S00, he
willingly responded to the numinous and
for four years fought in behalf tf the
Union. After the war he continued in
tho military service of the United States
for three years and then came Went to
Oregon and has resided for several years
at l'loasant Homo, Multnomah county.
He has no relatives in this stnto. his
noarost relatives living in Kansas. The
remains of this honored and faithful
-I'lifr will l. lulil to reel In (lie Oregon
(Jlly ('' iiiiiliii) , Tlm funeral wirvlci'H on-
during Friday in Wlllnuicltti hall under
tlllt llllHilCH nl tint (I A. U.
ItxH'UNKI) PlIOM Hut Hl'IIINUH. Duo
Wright ' party , composed of M. Clifford
ami MIkn I nci! ltKH II. Perry ami Mr.
(I, A. Mourn, which bus been camped ut
tho (lot Ht iiitM, on tlm Unpcr Clacka
mas, icturiied homo Tuesday evening,
Ingoing II117 cnov("l 11 pleasant trip
llhll Diet Willi 110 llei ident, 'J'llll Second
iluy out one of their puck hum' at
tempted to climb steep mountain ami
losing lid footing, presented a very
humorous Hpcctuclo a It went rolling
11 ilislunuo ot !HH) font down tin) mountain
sldtt, Rcadcrlng frying phiih, kettle anil
camping utensil all aloiiK It' way, ami
then when ut tint end of IiIn hurried
ili'Ni'ciit, tlm party expecting to pro
noiiiicn a funnraleillogy oyer It remain,
were considerably amused to see tint
animal regain it fi'dl uii'l begin nibbling
Ihegriti, Thry apent two week at tlm
aprlnuN, mnxlit llnli in gliunUin:e ami
I1U1I a KimiithI kooiI IIiiih.
A Fiikk W11.1. HociAi. Tlil was the
term Hpidied to a delightful aoclal, which
occurred at Hev. and Mm. Montgomery 'a
reitiili'iii'e on Woduemlay evening. It
wan called a free will S':lal, hecaiiHU tins
program, relnodimunt and entire eve
nlng'a eiiloftummont came a a free will
contribution from thone prcscnti A
goodly number attended and presented.
A Hplemlld progrum of aonija and recita
tion, were the feature of the evening,
ami an aliiindunce of refioi-hing
dellcMi.'iiH, spt-udlly diMupeaied under
their free will appetite. A siiiaII
adiuittance fee was required, which wa
conlrihiitod to the bazaar fund, which
will exhibit ita gu'xU to the public next
Octoliur.
A nowuiKU FAU..-Vhil Mr. 0. V.
Hcrovglua wa wheeling her little girl
down tint I!aptltlide Tuenday morning,
one ol the latucKt bowlder which ha
lulu for age along the Singer Hill mad,
broke loom) and went rolling with fright
ful velocity down tlie clitr, within a few
feet of her. Tlie monaturous nx-k
weighed ronnltleihly over a ton and
when It struck tlienlide, it splintered the
walk and railing Into a thouand fiug-
ment. It was a Very nnrrutf cm-aiie,
for hal the Imly Im-mi a few feet further
down the wulk, xhe could hardly have
eacapel with the baby buggy.
Patriotic I'hsic at Wiihosvim.k
All who love their country ami reverence
her boy in blue are invited to an old
soldier' picnic at WilHonville HatuMay
of Ihi week. Mnic ami patriotic
Bpeeche by W. S. U'llen and (!eo. C.
llrownell, will eompoNd the progtam.
Klfectiully yet gtnlr)', when coative or
bilious, or when the blood is impure or
sluggiHh, to iermaneiitly overcome hab
itual const ipatlon, to awaken the khlney
and liver to a healthy activity, without
irritating or weakening them, to diiqiel
headaches, coldn, or fevers uso fiyrup of
Fig. Manufactured by the California
Pig PyrupCo.
Pack subscriptions of the Enterprise
mimt oe paid up. We will take a lim
ited quantity of good quality of hay and
oats on back suhtcription.
The Itev. W. 11. Costley, of Slock-
britlge, (ia , while attending to his
pastoral duties at Kllenwood, that state,
was attacked hy cholera morbus. He
says: "Hy chance I happened to gel hold
of a bottle of Chamberlain's Colic,
Cholera anil l'larrhoea Hemedy, and I
think it was the means of saying my life.
It relieved mo at once." For sale by
Geo, A. Harding.
Plenty of money to loan at 8 imr cent
on long of short time. Apply to Q. E.
Hayes.
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Tho Univorttlty of Oregon vrnulut(l
last Juno the largest class In its history.
The class numbered thirty. The fall
term will begin September 10th, Stu
dents who have completed tho tenth
grade branches can enter the sub-freshman
clans. No examinations are re
quired for graduates of accredited schools,
Heasonable equivalents are accepted for
most of the required entrance students.
Catalogues will be sent free to all Appli
cants. Persons dcBiring Information
may address the prenldent, Secretary J.
J. Walton, or Mr, Max A, Plumb, alt cf
Kugene, Oregon.
The courses tillered are thoso of a good
university. There are departments of
modern and ancient languages, physics,
chemistry, biology, geology, Knglish,
elocution, advanced engineering, astron
omy, logic, philosophy, psychology,
mathematics and physical education.
Music f nd drawing are also taught. The
tuition is free. All students pay an in
cidental fee of ten dollars yearly. Board,
lodging, heat and light In the dormitory
cost tLf0 per week.
Tho PHI
That WHJ
Dr. J. C. Aycr's Tills will prevent and
cure biliousness.
"For year I hnve thoroughly teatad AVER'
Pll.t-S, both aa a preventive and cure tor
hlllonaneaa. They are the nest medicine for
the tmrpuae and do all thut l cluiincd for
; . ' 1 i, I'il I) gkurli Arb
t.lt)IUa J- uali mfm
CUi0 mmm
Biliousnoca
11.1 W.t MAI KFI'LIII.IO IS SO MOItK
America' First ftr.-iik Toward TerrN
Inrhif txpiiiiflnii lirVnfr himI
llciiuliriil IVrcm my tit Honolulu.
Han FMANimo-, Aiig.1'2. The steamer
ISelgit! this evening brought the follow
big:
HoNol.n.n, Aug. 12. Precisely atelght
minutes to 12 o'clock today the Hawaiian
flug d-w ded from the flagHtiiir'i ott ail
the government building, and exactly
ul II vn minutes lo the same hour, the
Htarsatid Snip floated on the tropical
brce.u from every olliclul fliigstafT.
Tlm ceremony of today wa a most iui
presiivii one. To hear the strain of
"Hawaii IVnol" for the Inst time, a
national anthem, lo hear the bugle blow
tap a the Hawaiian ensign sank from
iU tiosltlon, and to notice the emotion ol
many who had been born under it
and have lived their lives under
it, was solemn, lint then carnn the
bright cull fur raising Old Glory, arid the
attains of the "Star Spangled Manner"
broke forth a that banner wa unfurled
to the breeze.
Then the cheer broke forth and eyea
which had la-en dim for a few moments
became hriuht and lightened up when
tint Stni ami Htripe blew out.
The piclore preentitd In and around
the executive building wa mot at-ikiug.
In the grounds and around all tlie ap-
prom-lie were crowds of onlooker of ev
ery station of s varied nationally. Notably
remarkable wa the nunttx-r of Hawaii'
ana. Within the ground the military
and naval display was fine. Hawaiian
troop, United 'SUtc matinee, the
mounted patrol, the olice and the citi
reus' giurd presented a splendid apxar-
auce, while the platform for the exercires
and the verandas of the executive build'
Ing were gay with brilliant summer
dresses, dancing feathers and ribbons
and the brightest faces that Honolulu
iMisscHHed. The unfform of staff and
navy officer added brightness to the
scene. A lino ot these stalwart, well
dtessed men, stretched serosa the first
step of the vemnda and made a (lintinc-
tive murk in a mm-siye grouping whirh
was in itself worthy of siecial notice
The weather was fortunateU propitious
The breeze came down Nii'imiu vulley
pleasantly, anil made the noble flan
aln-aii) out in all their beauty.
The ceremonies beg in with the depart
ureof the First regiment of the National
(iuurd of Hawaii (rom tho drill abed at
10 minute to U o'clock this morning.
The parade wus headed hy a detachment
ol "0 poli.-e, under the command of
Captain Kanae and Lieutenant Warren.
Then came the Hawaiian band and the
drum corps. The regiment marched to
the boat landing to escort the troops
from the Phiudelphia and Mohican,
which were already drawn up on shore
The United Statea force were In com
mand of Lieutenant-Commander Stev
en, and consisted of one company of
marines and two of blue jackets from the
Philadelphia, company of bluejackets
from the Muhican and an artillery de
tachment of two nuns and 42 men
The naval detachment was headed by
the II igship band.
Several hundred of the citizens' guard
preceded the troops up the main avenue
and took a station on the left of the stand.
The police deployed on either aide of the
avenue. The Hawaiian baud took up
a position on the right of the platform,
ami the Philadelphia's band on the left.
The First battalion of the Hawaiian
regiment occupied the Immediate left of
the stand and the Second battalion was
on the right. The naval forces were
stretched across the aenue in double
files, the marines being in front.
On the right of the main steps were
the halyards from which the big Ha
waiian flag at the top of the main tower
floated in the brcezo. The detail In
chargo of these halyards and the hauling
down ot tho Hawaiian flag wore Corpo
ral 11. F. Kilboy and Privates 0. Wink
ler and A. Spillner, of Co. F. The de
tail of men in charge of the raising of the
American flag was In command of J.
Ward, coxwain of the admiral's barge.
The flag ifcelf was In charge of U. II.
Platt.gunner's mate of the Philadelphia,
and II. Wintora, boatswain mate ot the
Mohican. Those are the men who ac
tually raised the Stars and Stripes over
Hawaii. The flag used for the occasion
was the largest size used In the navy,
8ecially aiado at Maro Island for the
purpose.
A j soon as President Dole and his cab
inet came from tho executive building to
the platform, the justice of the supreme
court followed, and then Admiral J.N.
Miller and United States Minister Har
old M. Sowall came down the steps, fol
lowed by Captains C. II. Wadleigh, of
tho Philadelphia, and S. M. Hook, of the
Mohican, and their staff officers, and
Colonel Barker, of the First New York
regiment.
The ceremonies opened with prayer by
Ucv. G. L. Pearson, pastor of tho First
Methodist church, of this city. United
States Minister Sewall then rose and. ad
dressing President Dole, who had risen,
presented him with a certified copy of
tho joint resolution of congress annoxing
the Hawaiian islands to the United
States.
rresideut Dole answered, acknowledg
ing the making of the treaty of the po
litical union, and formally yielded to
Miuititer Sewall, as the representative of
the government of the United States, the
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la duo not only to the originality and
simplicity of the combination, but also
to the care and skill with which it la
manufactured by aclentiflo processes
known to the California Fio Svkup
Co. only, and we wlh to Impress upon
all the Importance of purchasing the
true and original remedy. Aa the
genuine Syrup of Fig la manufactured
by the Califoknia. Fio Srnrjp Co.
only, a knowledge of that fact will
assist one in avoiding the worthless
imitations manufactured by other par
ties. The high standing of the Cali
fornia Fio Hyhvp Co. with the medi
cal profession, and the satisfaction
which tho genuine Syrup of Figs has
given to millions of families, makes
the name of the Company a guaranty
of the excellence of its remedy. It ia
far In advance of all other laxatives,
a it acta on the kidneys, liver and
bowels without irritating or weaken
ing them, and It does not gripe nor
nauseate. In order to get its beneficial
effect, please remember the name of
the Company
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sovereignity and public property of the
Hawaiian isiands.
Mr. Sewall replied :
"Mr. President: In the name of the
United States, I accept the transfer of
the sovereignity and prorty of the Ha
waiian government. The admiral com
manding the United States naval forces
in these waters will proceed to perform
the duty entrusted to him."
Tho Hawaiian band played "Hawaiia
Ponoi," the national anthem. Colonel
Fisher gave the order to the National
Guard battery, stationed on the execu
tive grounds, in command of Lieuter ant
Ludaig, to fire the national salute of 21
gun, which was also repeated by the
guns of the Philadelphia. Aa the echo
of the last gun reverberated in the hills, a
buule sounded, and the national ensign
of Hawaii came slowly down until it
reached the ground, never to go op
aguin.
There was a short pause: then the ad
miral nodded slightly to Lieutenant Win
terhalter to give the order "Colors, roll
off." The flagship' band struck up the
well-known strains of "Star Spangled
Banner." and as the Stars and Stripes
slowly ascended there was breathless
suspense. But as it reached the top
cheers broke forth from the crowds be
low, and salutes of 21 guns were again
fired by the Hawaiian battery and the
Philadelphia.
A few minutes after the hoisting of the
official flag, others were raised from the
two side towers, and from the military
headquarters.
Minister Sewall then read a proclama
tion stating that President McKinley di
rects that the civil, judicial and military
powers of the government shall continue
to be exercised by the officers of the re
public of Hawaii. All such officers will
be required to take an oath of allegiance
of the United States, and renew their
bonds to the United States government.
The powers of the minister of foreign af
faire will cease, so far as thev relate the
diplomatic intercourse between Hawaii
and foreign nations.
The municipal legislation of Hawaii
and the existing customs regulations
will practically remain in force until the
congress of the United States shall other
wise determine.
Following the reading of the pro
clamation, Minister Sewall made an ad
dress congratnalting the residents of
Hawaii upon the accomplishment of
annexation.
At the conclusion of the ceremonies,
the National Guard was marched to the
parade grounds, where Minister Cooper
administered the oath of allegiance to
Colonel Fisher. The colonel then ad
ministered it lo his officers, and the cap
tains to the men. The regiment then
escorted the naval batallion to their
bouts and returned to the drill-shed to
sign the rolls,
A ball at the executive building, at
which 2000 auests were present, was the
culmination of the festivities which fol
lowed the flagraieing.
Euoonreged.
"Has my daughter boon profiting by
your instructions in art?" inquired Mr.
Blykins.
" Yes, " answered the teacher. ' ' I was
a littlo discouraged nt first. But I can
now assure you thut she is getting ou."
"Whut progress has she made.?"
"She has finally become convinced
that alio doesn't know more about it
than tho old musters. " Washington
Star.
In general tho eggs of an insect are
dost i nod to bo hatchod long after tlie
parents are dead, so that most insects
are born orphans. Probably it is this
that ruakos insects behave so horribly.
Boston Globe.
Though many guests be absent it Is
the cheerful man we miss. African
Proverb.
iMMleon' Scheme. . ,
"I say, old niun, " said Dodson, as bo '
loaned his friend Blob-ion a Ttlekol to;
pay his cur fori, ''v. hy dou't yo-i try ny
tchoiuu?" ,
"Whst scheme?" growlod, BIoIhu-iti, !
as ho mentally tried to figure out how ;
much his wife hud rculixl lu hor mid-1
night raid
"Why a schemo to brink your wifo of .
going through yonr pockets when yoa
aro asleep," j
"I any, old man," cried Blobson fa
gerly, "if yon have any sr-herno by which
I can break my wifo of going through j
mo, for heaven fciko put mo ou to it,
and I am yonr friend for life I"
"Well, yon sou, I nsed to ruffer from
this thing until I discovered means by j
which I broko my wifo of tho habit 1 1
gnthiTed together all tho wmnt!rf;lt I
money that 1 hud accumulated in 20
years of businesa and fillod uiy pockets ,
with it Tho next morning diwioveroa
thut it was gone. Thut same day my
wifo went shopping nnd woa arrested
for passing counterfeit money. ' It look
ed very Muck for her when they found
tho rest of tho stuff that sho hod, and
alia urna 4tmfe ronltf trt fi.irit urVif.r, T m t.
.... it . . 1 ..i.....i
nveu ou 1110 eueuu. 01 uuurptj a yinjei
tuo indignant unsound and threatened
to sno tho whole outfit for dumagiA
But tho scheme worked. Since then tho
only tiling my wifo will accept is a
chock." Detroit Free I'ress.
Monitors and Torpedo Uoete.
A monitor is a peculiar battleship,
having a low freeboard, light draft and
flash deck and guns mounted iu heav
ily armored revolving turrets placed on
the dock. A monitor is a flouting bat
tery more than a f-hip and derives its
name from the first of the class ever
constructed, which batthl with tho
Confederate ironclad Merrimao in
Hampton Roads. The original Monitor
was described as resembling a great
cheesebox ou a plunk, but it did valu
able service and revolutionized naval
warfara
Torpedo bouts aro tho rarer among
tho war vessels. They aro swift, small
craft designed to launch torpedoes near
largo vessel. In order to do ita work
properly the torpedo boat mast go close
to tho object of iu destructive designs,
and having placed tho iuiitruiucnt of
destruction in position its next object
is to get away arid out of tho roach of
the enemy. A torpedo bout most bo
I small, and tho men who fomi its nuall
crew must be abdutcly fearlos
A torpedo boat catcher is designed
crpressly to catch or to desrrcy torpedo j (;iU v .riitrrt IN Z'OX'S ( OS
bouts. Incrder to Le titrcfl fr.r tho workjBrei:mioiial cluirci..-l:e. F. micx, ps-itor.
tho boats aro Jarg'-r tbaa tho torpedo : ervie. every u 11 A. M. 6-.i:nlay
bojtts. They cau n:i;ko letter time and "cllo"l ' A. M.
curry ceavter animiiiuut ow lork
Tribune,
Vlclnna lilueflsh.
The greatest c-r.emy to tho best spe
cies of fihh is found iu tho vicioua, vo
racious and dangerous I lm. fiKh. Iu size
prdiuarily as long us your arm, with
toetb like Larbs, ho can snap in halves
a fish of his own size, and nearly ull
fkh stand in mortal dread of him. Gen
erally traveling in schools sometimes
as much as five luiles iu length they
will in short order decimaten school of
shad, spot menhaden or such lika In
his stomach can bo found numbers of
smaller fish, according to size.
We have opened cno which contained
a trout of almost his own size, while
another contained a shad nearly as
lurge. Still others are found having
within themselves ono or more of their
own species of smaller size. Eat their
destroetiveness does not cud hero. We
have seen them behind a school of shud,
spot or menhaden, and sometimes schools
of mackerel and cod, snapping and
slashing their prey until tho wuter wns
all a-foam. They eat until they can hold
no more, but their viciousuess is not
abated. With a simp a shad is sundered
and spit out and the nest slnu'us the
same fate. They never tiro, aud the fish
destroyed, but unbeaten, cover tlio sur
face of the water. Exchange.
Hie New Leg.
In a city not many miles from Troy
is an organization which believes in
cures by faith. The president is a wom
an, aealous of good works. For some
we'ks sho had observed a worthy ap
pearing elderly man daily going by her
home, and noticed that ho walked con
siderably lama She thought him a sub
ject of prayorfnl consideration nud bo
gun daily prayers in his behalf. Uuo
morning soon after sho uoticed him go
ing by, apparently frco from uuy luiuo
ness, and ventured to speak to hiui of
this fact
"Yes, "ho responded, "I do pet along
a good deal better today than for many
days past My old cork leg had got
somewhat out of good motion, and yes
terday I obtained a new ono." Troy
Press.
The NerToua Preacher.
In preaching his extomporo trial ser
mon before Bishop Tait and Dean Stan
ley a candidate for priest's orders grow
very nervous and stammered, "I will
drive my congregation into two tho
converted and tho unconverted. "
This proved too much for tho bishop's
sense of humor, and he exclaimed, "1
think, sir, as there aro only two of us,
you hnd better say which is which. "
Greedy.
Office Boy Please, sir, can't I go to
dinner now? It's almost an hour past
my time, aud I'm awfully hungry?
Employer Hungry? Well, I wonder
if anybody ever saw such a greedy boy.
Hero you have been licking envelopes
and postage stamps ull tho forenoon aud
yet you complain of being hungry I
Pearson's Weekly.
A plant grows iu Assam tho botanic
al name of which is Uymuenui sylves
tre and which has tho peculiar prop
erty when chewed of temporarily neu
tralizing tho sense of tasto us regards
sweet and bitter things, while sour and
saline Bubstances remain unaltered. The
Hindoos claim that the plant is an anti
dote to snake bite.
Royal makcf the touil pure,
hilom end Ollfi'ou, ,
POWDER
Absolutely Pure
ftOVAi MWIWI rmt m., ht vow.
Sunday Services.
OK ItM AN rv.AVOr.LKAL Luni
EKAS I M MAN CAL CH I K1 If Corner
' Kigrith sod
J. i A Iiiins 'r-(; Iter.
Mm s, l iiMor. t-imdav sehool
j J.;r(1,.( J
at 10 A. M., week v cr?ie., evtry Thura.lajr
at D P.M. Oern.i.' ',..,,) ,vcry S.'ilurduy
from 9 to 12. Kvc; ,;,,) y invit.d.
FIK1T coyc.GFr.'Tin.VAl CIir'P.CH
K!. I. W. ilu I r, J-4-:r. (-rvj'e ai 10 0 . a.
and 7.30 P. M huH l-"h'.f I after moriiln
kervice. flayer Dieet,ii 1 Mnniny evening ut
7:iaio,r,iw:li. I'rv.. i i.-. . i 1 1 tr o! Vomit People1
Society ol Christian htejuaver every Sunday
evciuiig mi. .vi pre.-, j),.
rnwT baft:?! :l i rrr . -r.nv. m. u
kcuo.Paator Horqlimrervlre tl''SU; Sunday
rictiuolat 11:14; Lvvkiba- ftwrvir 7:; KeauUr
prayer meetintr I ! i; 1 y erenln. Monthly
Coveiiaiii Jleelin e.trry WednoOay eeulne
precedent the firM r.iuday in iue tnoiilb. A
corilailuviuitluu to ail.
ST. JOHN'S CFH'P.l K. CATIIOUC.-Rtv. A.
Hii.i.KANt), C-:.T ou -lu.Uy mauat it and
10 30 a. . Ever;-, i: l iMi leiirth Humlay
Oerman aermon after ihe S 0 clock maia
At all other mmfi I.ugii'h aermoua. Hnmlay
School at . r. v Vetera, apologetlcal
ubleeta and Bene Jiotlnn at 7:J0r. .
MFTtTOPIST EP:-r.'OpAl CKrRCH. Rt.
H. OImj.v, Paator. l.rniiin aervloe at 10:V;
Sunlay School at iii.wt. i'i9 meetlnir alter
noruluz ervlce. r.vecta( rertlce at
Kpwor.a Leint r.:t ;.iiiu .-unit- evening at
t.M; Prayer NeeliUi Thurrday tveulni at 7 JO.
trainer corJiaKv iuvlud.
FIRST PRF.SPYT".'.; AN CHrRCII.-FlV. A
J. MnnnjomiTT, P.f.r. S-rvieM at 11 A M and
7:iW r. a. liotk i-i-booi at lt a.m. Young
Peopie'n S'x-p.ir of i.HmUii Kt;davor metta
every nuuily evei.inv a; 6 v0. Ihniaday
oveuiiitj prayVr metr-Ju at 7 .). Irea.
EVANTII.ICAI, CIIfKC If 'iFRMAN Rev.
Erl"h, Pastor: J. I:. Khket A-i-tint.
Pri'nphi:e wrvice everv tntnl.-iT at 11 A. M.
and 7: P. M. otn!h tri.ooi evtry Sunilay at
tu a. m , Ji-. ia ..... .,- ein-t. prayer Me'.lwr
(every luur-Mlayereuln
A. 0. U. W. inec-le every Saturday
; evenin-i m the A ". t,.. iempio.
Geo. It. Califf, secietary .
P.ebelcahs Wilutuene F.ebekah Lodgb
No. 2 mefts set-f r.d uid fourth Friday of
each month at 1. O. O. F. Temple.
Matta Uodfry, secretary.
Court Kobin Hood No. f, Foresters of
America, meets frt and third Friday in
the month in Ke.l M-n's Hall. F. T.
Rogers, secretary ; F. S. Haker, chief,
ranger.
Meade P.t No. 2, G. A. R., meeta-"
first Wednesday in each month at Wil
lamette Hail. E. W. .Midlam, com
mander. ClackamiS Cl.apter No. 2, R. A. M.,
meets on the tl.i.d Monday of each
month in Masonic Hall. H. S. Strange,,
secretary.
Pioneer Chapter No. 2S. O. E. S. meets,
tho second and fourth Tuesday in eacb
month at Masonic Hall. Miss Jenuie
Rowen, secretary.
Oregon Lotlye No. S. I. O. O. F., meets'
every Thursday in Odd Fellows' Hall.
T. F. Ryan, secretary.
Falls Encampment No. 4. 1: 0. O. F.
meets first and third Tue sday in each
month. J. A. Stuuit, secretary.
Redineu Wacbeno Trite No. 13, Imp
0. R. M., meets Saturday evening 7:30,
at Red Men's Hall J. W. Stuart, C
ofR.;H L. Patterson, Sachem.
Multnomah Lode No. 1. A. F. A. M.,
meets first and tbiid Saturdays in eacl
month at Masonic Hall. T. F. Ryan,
secretary.
Mead Corps No 18, W. R. C, meets
1st Mondav in each month at the Will
amette Hall. M:a. Cloute, president.
The Auxiliary meets the third Monday,
at Willamette Hall.
Artisans meets first, recond and fourth
Thursdays in each month at Red Men'
Hall. J. T. Searl, secretary.
Catholic KuigLw of Aineiica St. John's
Rtanch No. 647, nieete every Tuesday of
the month.
TualaMnTent, K.O. T. M.. meets ir;
Red Men's Hall, on second and fourth
Wednesdays G. 11. Hyatt, record
keepei ,
Use Our (Junker Cabinet.
Enjoy Turkish, Russian, Sulphur,
Perfumed, Thermal, Medicated and
Vapor Bath3 in the privacy of j our room
at homo or abroad for three cents.
Water baths cltai.te the outer skin or
surface only. Our method cleanses,
purifies, invigorates and tones up the en
tire system inwauiiy by opening the five
million clogged ronn oi the skin, enab
ling nature in her cwn way to expol by
perspiration all impi.iit'ics and effete
matter from the body. Makes your
blood pure, your sleep sound, your skin
soft, white and beautiful. You feeL
youngerlike a new being. It postively
prevents and cures uifiease. The Quaker
is endorsed and recommended by the
most eminent physicians and over 97,000
userB. Ladies are euthusiastiO' in it
praise. No assistant or experience-
needed. A child ran operate it. tor
aale by Steward 4 Franco Oregon City,.