Koo Oregon Y RXTERPRISE. rn OREGON CITY, OREGON, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 31, 1897. ESTABLISHED 1866 VOL.32. NO. 10. Ci J II. BMITH, M. !). ! PHYSICIAN A BUKORON. Kaicto Craek, Or. Ja K.MARKS, ATTOUNKY AT LAW. Will tiratlr In ill (lis courts of the state. Ollloe 0uilt court Iioiim In Cautlitld building. o."- I) VIC, ATTOUNKY AND CUUNHKU)R AT LAW Will f fil"M tml, make lir!H. Iau liKiner, .a.tU lie aii'l lananet aeiiaral li bil-ln. OSloo (Ir.t poor mljoliilnf Hank of 0 am City, oaiuox mr. oatuo MO. paOWMM. I. u.CAMraai.L. KOWNKLL A CAMFIiKLU ATTORNEYS AT LAW, aauo (Jitv, OmooK. Will pranllne lu ll lliomrt el the atale. Of tea, lu t.ull I J bui diiia- J)U. J. II. MILLKR, PKMTIST Seventh Ktrvnt, nmr Southern Pacific depot, Oregon City, Oregon. c. II. I80M. CfVIL KNOINKKR kd DKI'UTY COUNTY 8UKVKYOR. Will I at court Iioiim on each Saturday lid on regular walon days of county court. c LACK AMAH AllHTK ACT TRUST CO. rurnlih, Abafaita. rhatna ol TH'. IWrlp-Hon-, biaua, Iiiiui.K!.. Tasoa I'orfeol Tltlea. lo., ato. llloe on l Hank ol i)nt n CI J. J. r. CLAKK. I'ra-., and Utt. oaaoonCITT, .... osaooN. W. klNNAIHD CIVIL KNOINEKH ANl Bl'KVEYOR. ttalltte lecatlnn and onmtrtictlnn, brldgea. plain ami a.llmaioi lur water aupplf Drainage and atreet Imiiroremout ol towna Special alleolloo glen lo draughting tod blue prlutlof. , T W. WELCH. DENTIST Willamette Bid., opposite PoetofhYe. Office hours from 8 a. m. to 12: 1 to 6:30 p. ro. r L.POHTKR, ATTORNEY AT LAW AMTKtcrtor raormTr rcameHgo. Offloe next to Oref on CUT bent on th ilreet. c O. T. WILLI A MB. KBAL E8TATB AND WAN AOKNT. A lood llui ol bualiiean. reildcuce aud iuburban ITopcrty. Farm Property In traota lo mil on oaiy lerme. Correapendrnee promplly aniwered. Office, out door xmiu ul Maimcllni uurou. W. MKI.DRUM. SURVEYOR AND CIVIL ENGINEER. All orders promplly attended to. rontoniM addreaa Oregon City. Realilence at MeMriim Place, on Kuxt eJUlo hleolrlo line two inllea uorili ol Oregon City, c D.A D.C. LATOUKKTTE, ATTORNEYS AND COUNSELORS AT LAW HA1N STRKET OHKOON CITY, ORKOOW. rurnlih Abntracti ol Title, Loan Money, Fore- t - ... - ..... iMii.an, fl.tfmral Cl(. BlimHnKa", TT E. CHOB8, s ATTORNEY AT LAW. Will Phactici ih All Couata or thi Btati. Real KiUte and Inwranc. OBloe on Main 8lret bet. Blxth and 8eTenth, oaaaoN city, or. A. S. DRESSER, ATTORN EY-AT-LAW. Illce over MnKlttrlrk's 8hoe Store, near tliellankol Oregon City. Ohkook City, Okkoon. rpHE COMMERCIAL BANK, OF OREGON CITY. 1aollal. IHXMXM TaANaACTH 4 0laALBAHKIIIOBlIIl. ' lii.i hi.j. Hills liinniinteil. Make! col leoliorm. Hiiyi and lulli exchmige on all polnW In the l!nltd HUtea, Kurnpe aud Hong Knur Depoulu received iiibjoot to cbeok. Bauk open irom a. . to p. h. D. a. LATOIIRETTE. Pronldent. F. B DONALDSON, Caahler B ANK OF OREGON CITY, Oldest Mln House In tie Cltr. Paid up Capital, 160,00a Burplun, -'0,860. paamnaNT, - chaii.h h. cadfiild. TICB raHIDKT, XO. A. RAaIH8. AHiia. - a. CAunaLD, A f enoral banking builneii tranaaoted. Dopoalta reoelved inbeot to oheok. Approved bllli and notei dlaoounted. County and olty warranta bought. Loan mvie on available leourlty. Bichnne boiiKhtand aold. finllndtlont made Dromntlv. Drain mill avallaole In any part ol the world Telegraphic exohangea aold on Portland, Ban Franouoo.iinioagaana new ion, ntereit palj on time depoilta. Lace Curtains and Window Shades A Chance for Life W Tlio bankrupt Company of Portland, consisting of Clothing, Gents' Furnishing Goods, Hats and Caps, together witli a fine lino of Boots and blioes for Men, Ladies and Children to he sold at retail with wholesale prices at Oregon Cily in the P. O. Mock. Come early and get the first choice. Farmers and CTleehanies' Store. M. MICHAEL, Prop. Farm produce, hides and furs taken in exchange. You Can Go In one never m mm Hi SAM'L UOSENBLATT & CO. 193 and 195 First St. Cor. Taylor. - - - Portland, Ore. Mit Bea We are also agents for the celebrated Canton Clipper Plows, Harrows and Cultivators, Also for the Slmonds Saws. Steel Ranges Cast Ranges Stoves all prices. Corner 4th and Main are two main attractions for a rich dwelling. a well an for a niodeHt, coiy little room. We have juHt received a large, well aonorted ship incut of lace curtain, prices ranging between 50o and $5.50 a pair. Our new style rugs are OHM!uiaIly well suited for holiday presents. These are rnoHtly American made rugs, and the best that can Imj made for little money. Do not fuil to inspect our display of transparent imported chinaware. Bellomy & Busch, The Housefurnlshers. stock of tlio Eagle Tailoring to Alaska... of our Storm Ulsters and feel the cold. They're of soft, thick Shetlands and Montagnacs, of heavy Frieze or warm Beaver, with splendid linings and great, deep collars to pro tect the head and ears. Talk about comfort 1 why, a man carries It right with him when he wears one of these. Our prices are Just as easy as the ulsters ,are good, and we guarantee the quality of every ulster we sell. You can't make a mistake If you stick to this label : HART eOHAFPNlf? ft MARX. GUARANTEED OLOTHINO. shoes ,ov.h1Who10 Another Foot fitting, Comfort giving Shoes The shoe question is too often settled on the line of dol-' lars and cents rather than from the standpoint of quality. There is harder service required from a pair of shoes than from any other article of wearing apparel, That is why shoes should be of good quality. Heavy shoes are not always good, but there are good heavy shoes. KRAUSSE BROS, The Shoe dealers. " 'ifktsiwfviL. - -. rzszzzi We are headquarters for Air-Ti(ht Heaters 1 largest slock, lowest prices. We carry a full stock of everything in the Hardware line, wagon wood, iron, steel, pumps, pipe, etc. Dumbing and all kinds of jobbing neatly and promptly done. Estimates furnished, POPE St CO. Streets, - Oregon City. GREAT LANDLORDS. ASTOB PROPERTY IN NEW YORK WORTH NEARLY $200,000,000. Thar la Mo tantlnmt la ihm Mdc mant of ThU TMt Proparty Taoanta Mail Fra tha H oal Not Vary Pro trawlva and Wlt Tot Othara to Laad. We are all Inclined to regard the freat American landlord with diofaYor. Ho is agflociated in our minds with the idea ,l Lih riTits, dnmandud the instant thij oro due, with mifulfllli-d promises as to r'pairs and little improvements' that would add so much to our comfort and with many other small annoyances that make him the man terrible, the man nnfuitlifuL the man bontile. Through tbo obscurity of these preju dices it is doubtful if many of us sec bim clearly or Judge him fairly. Ac cording as we are near moving day or not and as we secure repairs we are apt to regard him an a very disagreeable pewou, indeed, with few of the higher human attributes or else tbo reverse, and in the meantime wo pay rent and tolerate him because Lo continues to ex ist and the law protects him. Perhaps the best example of the American landlord is Astor, or rather ! something on its mind and groans about the Astors. Tbo interests of this famous it all the time. It ought to have some h'ew York family are so numerous and j thing on its mind, for it is a snre kill so est-nsivo, so widely distributed and , er. Then, of course, the bathroom, be- so varir! in character, that as landlords , they hold sway over all classes of so- ciety, occupying every itina or stmc- all over, is the place which most ture. Then, too, the Astors are typical in frequently has no heating appliances, that no sentiment enters into the man- j "Again, why do so many architect agemeut of their properties, and, after ; build the washstand in the hallway in all, this is true of the management of , stead of in the bathroom, where it be most real estate in this city. j longs? I don't know whether they think as lauuionio tuo Astors aemanu me market rate for rents, and they dimiaud It tlie Hrst or every month or quarter, as the case may bo. Sooner than make material concessions m mo amouui to concessions bo paid on a leafe the Astors will allow a houso to remain vacant not one sea- j did it. 'Wen,' said he, we hardly ever son or year only, but two, three or 1 do differently except in private houses.' more years, and if then a good tenant j "Has only the privateer, then, as the is not at hand the building will be al- j Europeans call him, the right to take a tered, provided the condition of the complete bath in one room, or has evo neighborhood requires it It is appar- j lution produced a speciesof flatters who eut thereiore, that tne Asters get tne figures they ask. These are not the high est paid, for the estates take no risks, but they are well up to the average. No one possibly requires more assur ance of responsibility in tenants than the Astora Reference as to .character and financial standing anust be , forth - coming if you would bean A 8 tor tenant and they must be mora than paper ref - erences, for they will be investigate! carefully. If you are unknown or can- not show who you are and what you have got and that yon are fairly cer-1 tain of being able to meet the rent for the term of the leano, do not try to rent an Astor bouse. You will be refused. As a matter of fact the Astor rent rolls, if one could secure copies of them, would be an excellent commercial di rectory, far more reliable within the limited sphere, perhaps, than anything ever attempted in this city. Ninety-five per cent of the persons whose names are on them pay the rent they agreed to pay on the first of every month. Tbone on the rolls who do not disappear when their leases are up or before if possibla The Astors are not hard landlords, but they are very businesslike, and the dis possess proceeding is resorted to when ever occasion demands. Though of Dutch stock the Astors have no feeling of friendliness for the liquor traflla Tho saloon keeper is not wanted, even nt the hih rut?sho offers, and neither is any other sort of tenant who is likely to clash with tho police. From time to time, of course, persons not in favor with the authorities creep into Astor properties, but when discov ered they are ousted as quickly and as quietly as possible. So far as improvements go, the estates are behind many of the other large landlords and a host of the smaller ones. Up to a very recent period the manage ment of the family possessions was ex ceedingly unprogrcssive, and it is hard' ly up to what might be expected of it yet It is urged in defense of this policy that various sections of the city in which Astor holdings are large are at present undergoing a change and that alterations appropriate in character will be made later. That is the trouble with the Astors. They are always backward in aiding a change. Their conservatism holds them in check, while smaller and weaker men take the risk, and often they stand in the way of progress by presenting immense blocks of property directly in the line of great improve tnenta If changes are effected all around them, they will alter also, but they are always the last to do so. In the matter of individual repairs, decorations and the like they are not liberal, but they have the reputation of doing what they promise. Usually resi dences are put in order before the new tenant goes in, and then the occupant has got to be very careful. It is not ex pected by the estates that mnch money will be spent upon the house except at long intervals. The Astors hold few tenements and fiats directly, though they own the ground upon which hundreds of such structures stand. This kind of building is not popular with either branch of the family, and they only have to do with it so far as receiving leasehold rents are concerned. Dwellings in grvat number and comprising all kinds, from one bringing in hundreds yearly to one yielding thousands, and business and oflloe balldinK tuid hotels are chiefly , the income producer Bi(le from the leasehold Tff opt!rtie ' How much those rents amount to per haps only the Aston can HI, but the real estate of tbo two branches of the i family is worth nearly $200,000,000, according to a conservative estimate and most of it is rented. If it averagfid 6 per nt, the yield would be $'J,000,. 000 to $10,000,000 a year, to be divided between two men. New York Herald. WAIL OF A FLAT DWELLER. Mr. Warkeaday'a Remark oa Xaw York Apsrtmaot Itathroom. "A long and bitter experience in apartments forces me to observe," said Mr. Werkenday, shivering as he hopped w .. th(J ftrchitectg who plan the ordinary flat of commerce do not bathe. I don't judge this from their appearance, because they are a particu larly clean and nice lot of men. But I tannot believe that any one with the least respect for the importance of the bathroom could treat it with such ar chitectural stepfatherliness. "It always is shoved away in a dark corner as far from the bedrooms and as near the parlor or dining room as possi ble. It always is dark and ventilated by an airshaft up which there blows ... perpetually a diurnal arait mat nas fag the only place in the house where one takes off all his clothes and gets . that a ni a n fkit irTai To L-1 u rr Km hafh in ; sections or whether they act on the ; theory that he ought to take it gradual- j ly, preparing himself for the bathtub : hr decrees. "I asked an architect once why be naturally are incapable of doing it? "I suppose that thesmallnessof bath- tuba is explained by the lack of room. Of course every flathouse bathtub is too small for any one except an infant, and I have noticed, not without some awe, j that in each new .flat into which we j move the bathtub is smaller than it ws , in the one preceding. As I am growing ' gtouter each year, a genuine misfortune for one whose finances make a third or fourth flat necessary, I am sure that if we make two or three more 'moves we wilLon this scale of bathtub decrease, j flnd a bathtub into which I will not be able to get at all " New York Press. A TEST FOR HORSEFLESH. Bat Evaa CbamUt Cannot AJwaja Bae ogniia It. "People are apt to jnmp at conclu sions," said a chemist in speaking of the latest notable murder case. "Chem istry is a very nice science, but it is possible to make some sad blunders in applying it to law and evidence. There are certain things you can prove by it if you are sure of your premises and certain other things that yon cannot This thing of trying to prove a good deal by chemistry calls to mind the beef extract case that gave a packer in this city considerable uneasiness. "Somebody got hold of his beef ex tract and claimed that it was made from horseflesh, and it was proved by analy sis that is, to the satisfaction of the man thut analyzed it The ordinary test for horseflesh, according to the authori ties, is glycogen. This is a substance that, speakiug in a general way, is found in horseflesh, but does not exist in beef, and it was shown that this par ticular extract contained glycogen. "The packer caire to us in some dis tress of mind for a way cut of the diffi culty. He said his extract was made of nothing but beef, and ha wanted us to help him prova it, and we did so to his relief and to the satisfaction of the health officers. We demonstrated that, while an ordinary piece of beef did not contain glycogen, it existed in the heart, liver aud blood of cattle, and some of each of these might have en tered into the making of the beef ex tract The result was that the chemist who had arrived at such sweeping con clusions from the first test had to back down from his position." Chicago Times-Herald. The New Rlbbona. The new ribbons are very attractive and are evidently going to be more than ever a feature of dress trimming. There are gorgeous plaids and the most fasci nating array of stripes, up and down and across in tho Roman fashion. Three or four shades of ouo color are striped together, with possibly a velvet stripe on one edgo, and then noun there are many striposof contrast ii.o'oolirs blend ing together with a bright, preity effect. Oriental brocaded ribbons add to the variety, aud so do glace riobous with fancy borders. There uro uncut volvet gibbous with the ribs runuiug cross wise, some in lovely colors, tbo newest being a clear shade of purpta blue. Illiterate Tnrktab Woman. Out of the large number of women in Constantinople the population is near ly 1,000,000 not more than 6,000 can read or write. , MORTALIT Y OF SLANG I ' ' ' " ' '. L ( WORDS AND PHRASES THAT ' RUM WILD AND ARE 8HORT LIVED. Tha Cm of Slang aa Habit Compare a) to Swearing and tb Intamperat tJa of Intoxicant Tha Harm That Baaulte From tb Xonaaaaleal Coatom. The Italian method of prefixing an a lo a word to give it a damaging signifi cance can be employed with good effect In christening that wayward and de generate offspring of English known aa tlang. In its present state slanguage has attained to such a luxurious com pleteness that it warrants serious treat ment Ho copious and comprehensive has it become that there is hardly a hu man want, feeling or emotion of the heart that cannot be translated into the vernacular of the bootblack. In study ing the philosophy of slang the first natural query is. How and why did it originate? To the first question one might give, with certain modifications; the same answer that would be given to the question, Why do people swear? The human animal, like a locomotive, seems to require escape valves for occa sions when there is too mnch steam in the boiler. When a man is overflowing i with admiration, anger or wonder, the ! 1 - J ' ' J . . I. - 1 L .' I j oruuiary nujucuvea uo not tor uu tuw&s tney ao not) meet tne emergency, aney do not relieve his pent up fullness any more than a sip from a dewdrop would quench a man's thirst The natural man and the natural woman sometimes find relief under strong emotion in explosive utterances. In the case of anger the es cape valve expletive is an oath unless the man in question happens to be a gentleman and sometimes, though very rarely, when he is. It will thus be seen that slang, being; of emotional ancestry, is a first cousin j to the oath, and both are used by those who mentally resemble the man whose j use of intoxicating drinks has made him forget or underestimate the attractions of pure water. Slang, in sooth, is a whisky distillation of language. It is so strong that it may be taken only very rarely with impunity, and herein lies the chief danger in its use. Not only does the alanguist find ordinary English tame, but be ends in not being able to find any English at alL Another fatal characteristic of slang is the very one which at first secures its , adoption namely, its pungency. The i same law that makes quiet colors and. snaaxs wear weu in wewona or iaoncs has its counterpart in .tne world or, speech. "We tire very speedily of a start- ling cofitnme, in high colors, and just as speedily do we tire of slang, which is startling, high colored speech. Still another reason why slang can never gain a permanent foothold hi the language is its utter lack of dignity. No subject can be seriously treated in slanguage. Its sole function is to tickle by its patness or its grotesqueness. It reflects a fugitive iridescence upon cur rent wit and humor, as like the bub ble catches prisniastic colors, but, like the bubble, it vanishes even while yon behold it Naturally there are slang phrases of all degrees of goodness and badness, ranging from the word which is only a slight remove from a forcible but perfectly decorous adjective to slang of the most daring, deep dyed or der. At one end of the scale, for in stance, one might place "fetching" and at the other end its superlative "rum." Again, the injunction "play ball" is gentle and seemly, in comparison with the brusque command "get a move on." Along certain lines the slanguist seems to revel in extravagant synonyms and antonyms, especially in those express ing some infirmity in the upper story. The man who has "wheels" is also popularly known as"nutty," "cracked" or "off his trolley." Again, if he comes from the country, he is "corn raised," has "seed in his hair, "or his "face doesn't fit him." "Gall." "nerve,'. "cheek," "sand," "brass" and "face" are also nearly synonymous terms for qualities whose universality has made them a target for popular satire. Equally prolifio is the slanguist in coining terms for money. "Dust" "tin,", "sand," "rocks," "chink" and "spon dulicks" are only a few of the words that translate "filthy lncer." Two of the slang phrases now in gallingly frequent use are, "That's right" and "That won't cut much ice. " The latter, it must be confessed, has certain cool figurative qualities which give it a saving color of grace. But most of these phrases rely chiefly upon their condensed expressiveness, which is the trademark of their Amer ican manufacture. They are but one of the many devices of the masses to com pass a crosscut and avoid circumlocu tions. Thus "snap" and "cinch" are time economy for a moneyed sinecure and an assured competence. One of the surest tests of the rapid mortality of slang is the extremely pain ful sensation produced by hearing anti quated slang phrases used and there are always people who are two or three or ten years behind in their use of such phrases. When other people are saying "Not on your tintype," the User of mildewed slang feebly ejac ulates "I should smile." The piquancy and patness of certain phrases make it hard to declare that slang has no legiti mate use. But concerning its misuse, there can hardly be twe opinions among people whose opinio are worth any thing. A careful stuey of the qualities of men and women who habitually in terlard their remarks with slang will furnish anybody with a world of con vincing conclusions in favor of pure English. Critic.