10 OREGON CITY COURIER, OREGON CITY, OREGON THURSDAY, MAY 4, 1916. - Here they are again - New Wirthmor's On y ol 4?.2i .l.-.. - A . iir , j You always get more than your money's worth when you buy a Wirthmor Waist The reason why they sell so welf Is not the least bit hard to tell. They are simply better Yes, better by far than the ordinary dollar Waists or Waists frequently costing considerably more. Style distinction originality character all these you always get in the Wirthmor. This we ask that you remember: the Wirthmor can be sold by just one good merchant in every cityand we caution you not to confuse them with any other because of similarity of packing. Sold here Exclusively Iht Wbok Sham Tamil? or Is Modern Christianity Christian" SUNDAY EVENING First Baptist Church Morning Topic"THE NATURAL MAN" Dr. Milliken speaks at Maple Lane on Sunday afternoon TELLS A FANCIFUL POLITICAL TALE (Continued from Page 1) is religiously harmonious, have no more right to see a Joke in the demo cratic situation before the primaries than has The Enterprise to butt in where its "Butts" are not half so effective as the ignorance of the "but ter" is pitiful. We do not attempt to deny that Vietor surprised the county when he filed as a democratic candidate. His action was unlooked for by the domo crutic voters, but if The Enterprise, which sees in that action tho defent of the party in the shrievalty con test this month, will take the trouble, which is to it a great pleasure, to poster further in affairs that do not concern it, it will discover that the candidate will have strong opposition at the primaries. The Enterprise, with its love of self and its assumed power of dictation in matters demo cratic will not deny the democratic voters the right to vote us they please and if the friends of E. T. Mass choose to recognize the enviuble recovd he made while serving in the sheriff's office they will write his name in in sufficient numbers to assure his elec tion, in spite of the fact that Vietor is candidate, and in spite of the fact that The Enterprise mourns ever the total destruction of the party slate, and the internal fear that it says has resulted from the filing of Vietor. The democratic voters are not looking forward to defeat and to avoid it will rally to the support of E. T. Mass. We again concede, lest the comprehensive intelligence of the wob bly mouthpiece of republicanism fail to grasp the statement at once, that Vietor will not be powerful at the general election should he be nominat ed at the primaries. Unless the demo cratic voters, who are accused by our contemporary of harboring internal fear and of having a badly shattered slate, offset it by writing in Mass' name, Victor's nomination will prac tically insure the election of the re publican nominee, but we do not re tract the statement that democrats throughout the county will rally to the support of E. T. Mass in the hope of putting into the field a candidate who will be a contender, and a worthy one, against any nominee the repub licans choose to name at the pri maries. At the suggestion of the flaw-picking Enterprise, The Courier interview ed such well-known democrats as were listed in the attack mado by the lormcr. Ernest T. Mass, former sheriff, and J sale tomorrow Waists OREGON CITY, ORE. 9t the man whose name is prominently mentioned as a successful candidate against Vietor, said: "I am not worrying about the mat ter in any way. I am willing to ac cept the nomination if my name is written in by the voters, and I am confident that Vietor will not be nom inated at the democratic primaries. There are enough democratic voters in the county who appreciate the situ ation that is presented by Vietor's last-hour entrance into the race, to make his nomination an impossibility. The Enterprise absolutely did not in terview me regarding my own or Vie tor's candidacy and had no call to list my name among those who had ex pressed themselves in tho matter." J. E. Jack, present county assessor, said: "I was not interviewed by The En terprise, and that paper had no right to list my name in its editorial as among those who would "eat their hats" if they could force Victor's name off the primary ballot. The situation is not causing me any worry and I absolutely deny that I see in the situation anything inimical to party interests, or anything that would make me fear that Vietor would be nominated. I do not believe that Victor can defeat E. T. Mass at the primaries and the majority of the democratic voters understand the situation." "For further information The Courier can interview Joseph E. Hedges, Gilbert L. Hedges, Ernest T. Mass, J. E, Jack and a few other leaders of high standing," says the Enterprise. Well, dear old-maidish paper, there is the "opinion" you must have received in your alleged interview with Mr. Mass and Mr. Jack. In its clever little attempt to stir up some scandalous sort of political strife following tho methods pursued in primeval journalism. The Enter prise, with its corps of trained "inter viewers" and opinion gatherers ,also hud an "interview" with Joseph E. Hedges. Mr. Hedges claims no somniloquous tendency nor ability, and is unable to account for his alleged statement. "In fact," says Mr. Hedges, in a regular, daylight interview with The Courier, "I had no such interview with an Enterprise representative." Evidently the strenuous imagina tion of the "mourning" Enterprise has suffered severely from its power ful elasticity. Or does it gather its "interviews" with an uncontrolled pencil? Surely some fine instrument of modern science has been employed to get from these gentlemen the "in terviews" of which they have no knowledge. Incidentally, and in the light of the facts here presented, The Courier re luctantly passes the palm as a "guardian of exaggeration," to the esteemed Enterprise, whose "strong" and "scathing" editorials are a source of rare humor. Yea, verily! "Let the republicans rejoice," as the party's windmill says, for the remarkable "interviews" The Enterprise had with some of the dem ocratic leaders, who talked in their sleep. We are sorry, Mr. Mass, Mr. Jack and Mr. Hedges, that we must accuse you of these terrible things, but in the light of your "interviews" with our republican friend we must say that talking in' your sleep is nearly as bad as the habit of The Enterprise in "talking through its hat." As the grind-organ of imagination and exaggeration; as the mouthpiece of twisted fact and fancy, we pass all honors to the "mourning" Enterprise, and respectfully suggest that its "in terviewers" retract their steps and get a new scent before they take up a trail as uncreditable as that which was put into type in its' Sunday morn ing edition. NAB WIRE THIEVES Suitcases Full of Wire Taken by Police of Portland The wholesale theft of copper bond wires from electric railway tracks is the charge made against C .Olinsky and F. Nuremberg, arrested Wednes day morning by Special Agents Lillis, Wagner and Smith, of the Portland Railway, Light & Power company. The men were taken in custody as they stepped from an Oregon City car at Second and Alder street in Port land. At 5 o'clock in the morning the two alleged thieves were seen to board the car at Milwaukie. They carried suit cases that sagged heavily. When the suitcases were opened after the arrest each was found to be laden with cop per. Nuremberg confessed to the special agents, it is said. During the night he and Olisky labored incessantly, he stated, ceasing only with morning. For a distance of five miles, from Sell wood to a point south of Oak Grove, they had selected and cut away the longer bond wire, the prisoner relat ed. The tracks of the Willamette Val ley Southern were similarly despoiled the night before, Nuremberg told the officers. Several nights ago the tracks of the Southern Pacific electric line, on the West Side, were also visited by bond-wire thieves. It is thought that probable that the two prisoners are re sponsible for that theft as well. " Olisky served an eight months' term for the stealing of .copper wire two years agov He is now charged with lai'ceny and also with carrying concealed weapons, as a heavy-calibre revolver was found upon him when arrested. Sheriff Wilson, of Clackamas coun ty, has devoted much time to the ap prehension of the wire thieves and yesterday went with Nuremberg when he revealed the hiding place of much of the stolen property. A sack of wire was uncovered in a manhole on the Overlook sewer in Portland, a short distance from the home of "Patty" Maher, special P. R. L. & P. company agent. Saturday Shopping Hints for Home Shoppers When Oregon City people go away from home to do their shopping they are losing money. There is concrete evidence in support of that broad statement on te pages of The Cour ier today. Xook over the offerings of the merchants of Oregon City before you even give a thought to going out of the city for anything, and we will wager that you will stay right here to do your buying. That is, of course, if you appreciate genuine bargains and dependable merchandise. Among the advertisers this week George W. Buck & Co., have an an nouncement that will be interesting. Housewives and husbands may ac quire a fine library table free of cost. It will pay you to read the Buck ad vertisement. In the annual clean-up campaign the walls of your home should not be overlooked. Turn to Frank Busch's advertisement wall paper at 4 cents a roll you'll need new paper at that price. Huntley Bros, have a great stock of Sherwin-Williams paint. There is another tip for tho clean-up season. Huntley Bros., will be pleased to show you attractive color cards that the selection of the proper tints for your house may be more easily decided. Bannon & Co., have an item that will interest the Indies. The cost of living would be less burdensome if the ladies watched such sales as this, where they can .secure fine shirtwaists for $1. L, Adams has received a large lot of sample shoes. They are good, standard footwear, but the price is so very far below normal that they will sell rapidly. This is the time to patronize such sales. Jones Drug Co., offers "washable" paint. Notice how the ordinary paint cracks and fades after it has been washed a few times, then you will have a greater appreciation of the merits of washable paint. Larsen & Co., buy farm produce, wool; hides and poultry for cash. If you choose you may in turn buy gro ceries and farm supplies from Larsen & Co., at greatly reduced prices. That is one interesting feature of the large store. A daughter was born at the Ore gon City hospital on Tuesday to Mrs. fcrnest Trctwcll, wife of Ernest Tret- well of Clackamas. Bits of Byplay By Luke McLuke 0opyri(?ht,,1816, the Oinoinnatl Enquirer Sure. "Are there any substitutes for to tiacco?" asked the old fogy. , "Plenty of them," replied the grouch. "The market Is flooded with five cent flgnrs."' " Advice. Real happiness we all can strike; You'll find that this is true; It's not in doing what we like, But liking what we do. The Wise Fool. "A man should never undertake too much," advised the snge. ' "But suppose the man Is an under taker?" questioned the fool. Correct. When you're In bad, don't fume and sweat! Cheer up and things will mend! But If you kick yourself you get Back at your one best friend. Paw Knows Everything. WHUe-Paw, what Is tact? Paw Tact la the art of making other people think that they know more than you do, my son. Huh! A man is a contrary Jack, And this is Just one stunt; He always puts things on his back So he can have a front. Otherwise Nothing Happened. The recent tornndo wrought havoc with the Newtown church, tearing oft a considerable section of the roof, raft ers and nil, and throwing the west end gable down upon the pulpit and nearby furniture of the Interior. The belfry was demolished and the bell thrown Into the yard. The house Is otherwise In a fairly good condition Exchange. Forgetting. It is so easy to forget, You'll find that this is true, Especially when it's a debt Or an old I. O. U. We All Do. Dear Luke O. A. Mann lives at Georgetown, 0. J. C. Kimball. The Reason. Your memory Is stronger In winter than it Is In summer. Luke McLuke. That probably explains why there are so few .400 hitters in the Refrigerator Drip Pan Caretakers' league. Zaues vllle (0.) Signal. But His Pupils Are on the Job. Dear Luke 1 knew that you would be Interested In the news that I. Butcher has just sold his barber shop at Germantown, 0. Reader. We Know Some Men Who Didn't At tend It. A large crowd attended the foot washing at Mnsh Fork Sunday. Say lersvllle (Ky.) Herald. They Are Admitted. Dear Luke This section of Pennsyl vania desires renreseutation In the Names Is Names club. We have Moore Cole, who runs a coal yard at Adams vllle, Pa.; Less Bums, who Is an in surance agent at Adamsville, Ta.; Carrie Snow of Johnstown, Pa., and Short Waite of Atlantic, Pa.-A. R. Advice. My son, you should not use big words; You'll find this Is no Joke, For if you have to swallow them You're liable to choke. Cincinnati Enquirer. Another thing, my precious boy, With high ambition fanned, Let not the words that you employ Be hard to understand. Nebraska State Journal. Names Is Names. Ima Crab lives at Chicago. Things to Worry About. The roar of the Hon can be heard farther than any other noise made by a living creature. Our Dally Special. Talk isn't so cheap when yon have to take it back. Luke McLuke Says: The lad who marries a princess be cause she Is a talented musician soon discovers that you can't fry steak and boll potatoes on a piano. There Is always hope for the man who has made a mistake and who ad mits that he had it coming to him when he Is taking his medicine. All men are fools. But tho bachelors are not reminded of the fact about a dozen times a day. A man wants a hat like other men are wearing, but a woman gets mad If she sees another woman wearing a hat that Is just like hers. When father wants a new suit and mother wants a new hat go and get a bet down on mother. A man can't help wearing a red nose, but red whiskers are his owu fault. There are a lot of freaks In the world, but there are mighty few men who do not believe that they are en titled to a share of Rockefeller's money. Kconomy Is a good thing, but a pair of while stockings should not be worn longer than a week at a time. When a man Is dressing In the morn lug and you see him down ou his knees in front of the dresser hunting his collar button you can bet that he Isn't saying his prayers. COUNCIL TABLES TWO AFFIDAVITS (Continued from Page 1) great thing for Oregon City," said Mayor Hackett. "In a talk with the mayor of McMinnville and others who have had experience in the operation of municipally owned plants, I find the greatest encouragement for the idea. With our power lying idle I think this method of getting re turns from it would be excellent." City Treasurer Phillips reported that the $275,000 bond issue had been sold and that the larger part of the outstanding city warrants had been called in. He suggested that out standing cemetery warrants be called in and the matter wa3 referred to the finance committee. Councilman Metzner called atten tion to the unclean condition of south Main street and, demanded that the street cleaners, "who are paid for that work- and are obliged to do it," be forced to get busy at once in cleaning up that thoroughfare, on which "the mess is a foot deep in many places." CROPS MAKING PROGRESS Weather Is Favorable for Fall and Spring Wheat Following is a summary of the crop . conditions in Oregon for the week ending May 2, 1916, as report ed to the Portland office of the Weath er bureau by special correspondents throughout the state: Mild, sunny weather prevailed dur ing the opening and closing days of the week, while its middle portion was cool and showery, which was favorable for fall and spring-sown wheat, and they have made excellent advance ment, except that cutworms have done a little damage in Morrow county. Rye, barley, oats, alfalfa, range grass and meadows have also made excellent growth during the week, and in consequence of the improvement in pasturages stock has gained radi'dly in flesh. In the dry, central counties the nights were too cool and the days too windy for crops to make as much growth as otherwise would have been the case in view of the satis factory condition of the soil, which contains more moisture than usual at this season of the year. In many of the western counties, especially on the low lands, the soil is still too wet to be worked, and planting has been delayed beyond -the usual date. Many of the farmers in the eastern counties have finished their plowing and farm work there is well in hand. Where irrigation is necessary, the first water has been put on the 'land, and there is a plenti ful supply for the second irrigation when it becomes necessary. Sheep and goat shearing is pro gressing under satisfactory conditions and no material losses have so far occurred in consequence of cold rain or winds. Fruit is doing nicely and there was no frost damage during the week. In the Ashland district the early and late peaches are the most promising, while the Crawfords will, at the best, produce only a light crop. Definition of an Ohm. An nlim. its defined Ij.v the Interim tlonnl congress on electrical units and standards, is the resistance offered to the passage of nn electric current by a column of mercury of uniform cross section having a mass of 223.0248 grains and n height of 41.8503 Inches at the temperature of melting Ice In the bureau of standards at Wash ington are four standard ohms so per fectly made and kept thai when tested recently their average deviation, from their menu value was less than 00001 ohm Musio and Dancing. It does not, follow that In order to write successful dance music a person must he an expert danr 't Is said that, lliough .lohann Strauss and bis family wrote dance music for three or four generations, not one of them could dance a step Musical. When a person learns to pronounce Wagner as "Vogner" and Chopin as "Sho-pnng" and cello as "chello" he feels that he thoroughly understands the classics of music Macon News. Man and Trouble. Only two kinds of people In the world, the man whose troubles nre big ger than he and the man who Is bigger than his troubles. Milwaukee Journal. Edythe Did the duke say he loved you? Kate He said he loved the ground I walked on. Edythe-Where were you when he said It? Kate Out visiting papa's gold mine-Pall Mull Gazette. Diplomatic. Father Can the girl you are court ing make a good batch of bread? Son I can vouch for the fact that e'.ie can handle the dough all right. Baltimore American. Hold faithfulness and sincerity as the first principles. Sincerity Is the way of heaven. Confucius. More to the Purpose. "I see there is a discussion us to the best place for a woman to keep her money without losing It." "What women need to be taught Is how to keep their money without spending It" Chicago News. Discouraging. Mr. Botts-I think, my deor, that I have at last really found the key to success. Mrs. Botts Well, just as like as not you'll uot be able to find the keyhole. Ohio State Journal. Might Be on One's Nose. "Don't get down In the mouth, old niau," said the optimist. "Look on the bright side of things." "That's nil very well," mournfully re plied tho suiTerer, "but what Is the bright side of a gumboil?" Precaution. "I can't stay out late tonight, boys. It's breaduiakiug ulght at home." "Don't tell us you have to make the bread, Heupoek?" "It's uot that, but the rolling pin is too handy." Baltimore American. Self Reliance. 'Never complain about what you can't help," said Mr. Optiin. 'And yet." replied Mr. I'esslm. "there's no excuse for complaining tbout anything else." Washington Star. "Most original and attractive job I ever received," says one of the patrons of the Courier job department Learn Banking If you do not understand how to do business with a bank, come In and we will gladly give you any in formation that you may need. It is easy to conduct your affairs with a bank. Do not hesitate to call upon us. It is no trouble to serve; our officers are well acquainted with the needs of this community and bankers of many years ex perience. BANK OF COMMERCE $1.00 Opens a 4 per cent Savings Account I.RROY D. WALKER. THOS. F. President. v COUNTY SCHOOLS . f .. ABOUT ITO CLOSE (Continued froln Page 1) club department of the county fair this fall is being prepared, and this feature of the work is getting much attention from the young club work ers. The club department at the county fair is destined to be a great part of that show this fall and the county school exhibit will be placed at the state fair again as it was last year. The school officers and teach ers have been working throughout the year to develop interest in the county and state fairs, and as a result the children are keenly anticipating those events. Various projects are being under taken in the industrial club work, and many of these have already been launched. The results of the work of the superintendent's office and the results of the interest taken in the work will be apparent in the display at the county fair in the fall. Something progressive at all times, is the plan upon which the office has been working this year, and with that drilled into the teachers of the county it is very satisfying, according to Mr. Calavan, to learn that the great majority of the teachers in the county will renew their contracts and will remain at their posts for at least an other year. The class of teachers in the county is of a high order and it will be kept so if possible by avoid ing changes in the list. There are naturally a few teachers who will go elsewhere, but for the most part there will be no changes. A very few of the short term schools in most outlying districts have closed their doors for the year. There are only a few schools in the county whose terms are less than eight months, and there are a great many which extend their training ' period over nine months. This results in a pretty general closing about the mid dle of May and from that time on until the first of June the schools about the county will close rapidly. By the latter date nearly all the schools will have stopped their work. Immediately upon the closing of the schools the superintendent's office will redouble its efforts toward making the exhibit at the county fair a success and as soon as that is done there will be the next school year to prepare for, so that the work of the department is continuous and unrelenting in its demands. Special emphasis has been placed this year upon the "red ink" tests outlined by Superintendent Calavan and the result of these has been the material betterment of scholastic averages throughout the county. These tests have been conducted principally in spelling and arithmetic and the children who have qualified for honors in the tests were among the most happy youngsters in their respective schools. As a result of the arithmetic tests designed for the school children of the upper grades in the county school the following pupils, with percentage indicated, will receive attractive di plomas for their efficiency: May Bullock, Canby, 100; Richard Nixson, Bolton, 94; Toivo Tienhaare, Meadow Brook, 90; Albert Goosen bacher, Canemah, 98; Lester Bateson, Viola, 98; Muriel Linnett, Harmony, 95; LaVeon Martin, Mountain Road, 93; Bertha Boss, Lower Logan, 97; Edith Sprague, Lower Logan, 90; Eileen Nixson, Bolton, 90; Marion Barnum, Kelso, 97; Charlie Cook, Clarkes, 95; Cinda Butterfield, Liberal 98; Gerald Ramsey, Lone Elder, 97; Elmer Olsen, Viola, 95; Marion Pat terson, Willamette, 92; Norma Moul ton, Kruse, 95; Adolphus Kruse, Kruse, 98; Alford Boche, Macksburg, 94; Fred Ganshe, Macksburg, 92; Estes Griffle, Macksburg, 98; Elsie Knlb, Macksburg, 100; Lucile Baker, Canby, 95; Bernard Reese, 99; Erwin Mackey, Sandy, 90, and Rachel Miller, Bear Creek, 94. LARGE MINING INCREASE Value of Gold, Silver, Copper, Lead and Zinc Nearly $30,000,000 The value of the gold, silver, cop per, lead and zinc produced at mines in the Eastern or Appalachian states in 1915 was $29,968,369, against $11,437,707 in 1914, according to the statement just made public by the United States Geological Survey. The figures for 1915, compiled by James M. Hill, represent the production of 104 mines, of which 59 were gold placer mines (many of them small), 24 deep gold mines, 14 lead and zinc mines, and 7 copper mines. There was an increase in the production of gold, silver, -lead and zinc in 1915, compared with 1914, but a decrease in copper. The gold output from all mines was 10.848.09 fine ounces, valued at $224,250, an increase of 2.450.73 ounces in quantity and of $50,661 in value from 1914. The silver output, recovered in part from placers but RYAN, JOHN. R. HUMPHRV9, Vice President. casmer. jm Wm. M. Stone i DO YOU WANT THE PROHIBI TION LAW ENFORCED, OR DO YOU WANT SO MUCH BOOTLEG GING THAT EASTERN BREWERS AND DISTILLERS WILL POINT TO OREGON AS THE STATE WHERE PROHIBITION FAILED? VOTE FOR WM. M. STONE FOR DISTRICT ATTORNEY, STRICT LAW ENFORCEMENT, ABOLITION OF THE OFFICE OF PAID DEPU TY DISTRICT ATTORNEY AND A SQUARE DEAL FOR EVERYBODY. (Paid Adv. by Wm. M. Stone, Stevens Building.) mainly as a by-product in refining the gold and copper produced, was 102, 545 fine ounces, valued at $51,987, an increase of 1,818 ounces in quantity but a decrease of $3,715 in value. Of the gold output in 1915 the placers yielded 1,163.41 ounces, against 904.56 ounces in 1914, and the gold quartz mines produced 9,343.54 ounces, against 7,165.59 ounces in 1914. The copper mines produced 335.14 ounces of gold in 1915 and 327.21 ounces in 1914. Of the 59 producing gold plac ers in 1915, there were 31 in Georgia, 22 in North Carolina, 2 in Alabama, and -4 in South Carolina. Siliceous ores of tailings sold' or treated from Appalachian gold mines in 1915 amounted to 49,736 short tons, of which 25,910 tons was from North Carolina, 1,250 tons from Alabama, 20,052 tons from Georgia, 2,424 tons from South Carolina, and 100 tons from Virginia. The output of sili ceous gold ore in 1915 was about 17,924 tons more than in 1914, and the gold from deep mines increased about 2,183.95 ounces. The average recovery of gold (including nominal recovery of silver) per ton of sili ceous ores treated in the Eastern states in 1915 was $5.55. The average in Georgia was $1.29 and in North Carolina $6.65. The copper production in 1915 was 18,772,735 pounds, valued at $3,285, 229, a decrease of 782,627 pounds in quantity and an increase of $684,366 in value. Of the total output 18,046, 010 pounds came from the Duck town district of eastern Tennessee, from 623,534 short tons of pyritic copper ore treated. The remainder came chiefly from Pennsylvania, where at the Cornwall iron mines, the magnetic separation of large quan tities of magnetite ores results in the recovery of copper-bearing prite. Vermont, Virginia and North Caro lina also contributed to the copper output. The production of lead was 697,329 pounds, valued at $32,775, an increase over the 1914 production of 443.329 pounds. The zinc output, figured as sDelter. was 312,498,575 pounds, valued at $26,374,128, an increase of 142,781,621 pounds in quantity and of $17,776,481 in value. The largest producers were the zinc mines of New Jersev. but a large and increased output also came from eastern Tennessee, western Vir ginia and New York. Luck. "I got that chicken for l:i . pound," said the young wife "Wasn't that luck?"- "Yes." replied her husband, wipn the gravy from his face, "tough luck ' Houston Post. Proving It. Hodge It's funny all autos have the tobacco habit. Isn't It? Dodge The tobacco habit? Ho.lgc Yes. 1 under stand the gasoline cars smoke, while an electric won't start without a plug -Brooklyn Citizen. When Women Kiss. When women kiss It always reminds me of prizefighters sli.a-tno- h.i.. - - '"a uuuua. Smart Set. A help to you and a help to us the Courier job department. Y p