OREGON CITY COURIER, OREGON CITY, OREGON, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 2, 1915. 9 FAT AND FORTY. 8om Hinti For Stout .Pioplg Who Wish to Reduce In Weight, Getting (at means that there Is, physically speaking, either an exces sive Income or a deficient outgo, or both. From this the remedy would ap pear simple. Theoretically It would be either to limit the Income of (at pro ducing (oods or, once they are eaten, burn them up and get rid of tbem, or both, and presto the change is made! In practIce,bowever, after certain hab its of "eating and living have been in dulged in for from thirty to forty years It Is not always the easiest thing in the world to form new hnblts Only those with abundance of will power will suc ceed. Jellyfish, with JellyUsu back bones and Jellyfish determinations, will usually go on resembling more and more the proverbial jellyfish or sack of meal In figure. There is little hope for them. For those who mean business, how ever, there Is much hope. Much can be accomplished and much more prevent ed by observing the following sugges tions: Drink three glasses of hot wa ter, to which has been added hulf a lemon, half an hour before eating breakfast For break(ast Indulge sparingly In baked apples, stewed prunes or similar fruit, omitting cereals, sugar and cream. Let dinner consist very largely of salads and vegetables, such as let tuce, tomatoes, turnips, cabbage, greens, spinach, celery, etc. Let sup per consist largely of the snme things, being careful to avoid cakes, sweets, mushes, bread, especially fresh bread, or soggy biscuits. Hard toasted gra ham wheat bread may be tolerated In small amounts. For the best results It Is highly es sential that bulky rather than nourish ing foods and laxative rather than con stipating (oods be eaten. uy uu means live, wur& unu oieey m the open air. Burn up all excess avoir dupois possible by breathing exercises, by walking and by exercising rather severely every day. Get up "a good sweat" every day. Avoid a sluggish, Indolent, Indifferent life and disposi tion. Be active mentally and physical ly. In other words, keep busy. NAMES OF OUR CITIES. Scant Use of the Greek Word "Polls" In Town Nomenclature. "Gallipoll, in the Dardanelles, Is pro nounced with the accent on the sec ond syllable," said a college tutor, "but Gallipolls, the county seat of Gallia county, 0., has been pronounced by the people there for, a hundred years or more 'Gallipollce.' - "Gallia county was settled by the French about 1788, who gave it the name the Romans gave to their coun try, and they mixed Rome and Greece for the name of their coun'ty seat, which thereupon became a good Amer ican name and has so remained to this day, which brings up the use of the Greek -word "polls" lu the construction of our town nomenclature. "In a country whose people are so fond of calling their towns, no matter how small, 'cities' tt would seem that polls' would be foremost in our urban compounds; but, strangely enough, It Is not so. As far as I can discover it is used only In Indianapolis. Minneapolis, Annapolis, Copperopolls, Metropolis, Kanopolis, Cosmopolis, Demopolis, Gal lipolls and Opolis. "Indianapolis, Ind., has a namesake In Oklahoma; Minneapolis, Minn., has one in Kansas and one In North Caro lina; Annapolis, Md., has one each in California, Illinois, Missouri aud Ohio. California has a Copperopolls In addi tion to her Annapolis; Kansas has a Kanopolis and an Opolis in addition to ber Minneapolis; Washington has Cos mopolis aud Alabama Demopolis, while Nevada has a Metropolis, and Illinois has the some and an Annapolis. Final ly Ohio has Gallipolls, and it alone of all puts the accent on the last syllable, 'Gnlll-pollee.' There is but one Gal lipolls. "In all there are seventeen places In this country showing the Greek 'polls' In their names." New York Sun. A Royal Tragedy. Frederick I. of Prussia was killed by fear. His wife was insane, and one day she escaped from her keepers and, dabbling her clothes in blood, rushed upon her husband while he was dozing in his clialr. King Frederick Imagined her to be the white lady whose ghost Is believed to appear whenever the death of a member of a royal family Is to occurs and he was thrown Into a fever and died in six weeks. Hie Practice. , "Mary Jane, why do you allow that young fellow to remain so long when he calls?" "You see, pa, he's a lawyer, and no matter how 1 try to make him go be always managea when he comes to court to secure a stay." Baltimore American. Saved by the Telephone. The word "hello" has been saved to popular usage by the telephone, and by that alone. Thirty-five years ago there was a real crusade against the socalled slang phrase, and the great conversational invention came to the rescue Just in time. Ages of Race Horses. The age of race horses Is taken from the first day of January In the year in which they are born. Thus, a horse foaled in March would be counted as a foal until the following Jan. 1, Just the same as an animal born In Decem ber. - Idleness Is the sepulcher of a living man. Anselm. The Courier is Only $1.00 Per Year Why Not Now? DAZED THE GUESTS The Grand Vizier's Speech at the Gridiron Club Dinner. FAIRLY BLAZED WITH ABUSE. It Looked Very Much Like the Makings of "a Bully Row," but the Surprising ' Climax Averted All Danger of Diplo matic Complications. In January, 1904, Mirza All Asgar Khan, former grand vizier of Persia, was making a trip around the world and was booked to sail to Europo from New York. His attendance at the Gridiron club dinner In Washington was announced In the newspapers. What happened at that banquet is thus dramatically described by Arthur Wallace Dunn in bis book, "Gridiron Nights:" The grand vizier came In late, after the dinner had been In progress for a time, and was accompanied by Scott 0. Bone of the Washington Post, his host of the evening. Before taking his seat, directly In front of the president of the United States, he bowed low to that official and then made a sweep lug, salaam to the assembled company. Senator Beverldge was Introduced ad shook bands. William H. Taft, then governor general of the Philip pines, who had crossed the ocean on the same ship with the grand vizier, walked across the dining room and shook hands, expressing his pleasure at seeing him again. Senators Aldrlch, Gorman and Hanna and Speaker. Can- lion, sitting near by, were introduced. After the dinner had progressed for a time President Louis A. Coolidge in troduced the oriental guest as one who had Journeyed far and who came that night with views he had gathered in his travels. Mlrza All Asgar Khan, with more profound bows, said that his message to the Gridiron club and Its guests had been written, as he was somewhat im perfect In our language, and then he began to read from large sheets of pa per. "Hie people of the United States," he began, "are watching every day to see whether there is to be a war in the old world. In the east we also watch for that war. It is to observe preparations for that war that I travel. "I was in Japan before I came to this country. In Persia we take great Interest in Japan, because the next war will be the great struggle between the civilizations of the east and west We believe that the eastern civilization will overcome the western civilization. "This will-mark the downfall of Rus sia, tbnt treacherous power that has plotted against peace" of mankind from the days of Peter the Great and has been the hypocrite, the false friend of every weaker power it has aimed to destroy." He was Interrupted by a member of the club, who suggested that as the Russian ambassador was our guest no such discussion should be permitted. Mlrza All looked puzzled and contin ued:" , "The barbarous rule of Germany will be brought to an end, and a higher mo rality will supplant the vicious rule of the vandals who have kept the Intelli gence of Europe under a reign of ter ror" Again ho was Interrupted and atten tion called to the presence of the Ger man ambassador. The situation was explained to the grand vizier, and he turned over two or three"" pages of his manuscript and continued: "And then Great Britain, the tradi tional enemy of the free American peo ple perfidious Albion, as she is called by one of your poets she has been the trader of the world buyer and seller of men pretending to love liberty, but hypocritically sheltering slavery when it could be to her interest" President Coolidge stopped him by sharp raps of the gavel. The faces of the diplomats were drawn into frowns of disapproval. Guests and members were aghast, while President Roose velt looked as If be thought it was the makings of a bully row. "We are very much obliged," said Mr. Coolidge, "to his excellency the grand vizier, but as some members of the British embassy are with us" "You will not let me speak," said the vizier angrily; "then I bid you good night! You invite me here-you ask me to speak I prepare my speech you are as bad as the rest You have no free press you have no free speech 1 I go." And as he was making sweeping ges tures he tore away his-fez, wig and beard, and there stood Francis E. Leupp of the New York Evening Post. He had put over the greatest hoax ever perpetrated by the Gridiron club. The real Mlrza Ail Asgar Khan had sailed for Europe that very day. Long Range Pensions. Uncle Sam's pension system is noth ing in Its long reach compared to cer tain pensions that are being paid in European countries. Only three years ago there died in Knirlnnd the last of the descendants of the man who assisted Charles II. to escape after the battle of Worcester, nil of whom had enioved substantial pensions throughout their lives for the service their ancestor had rendered nis monarch. Admiral Rodney's heirs still draw $10,000 a year, while the repre sentative of Lord Nelson gets $25,000 a year because Nelson won the victory of Trafalgar. New York Sun. Happiness grows at our own fire sides and is not to be picked up in Btranj-Ti' galleries. Jerrold. A TOUCH OF GOLD. Its Magio Restored to Its Pedestal Hit Tottering Dignity. One day during bis prosperous "Adunis" time In Loudon Henry B. Dlxey was walking In the Strand when he met , an American actor. He be longed to the order of self satisfied per sons who live to give out the impres sion tlint the mnn they deign to speak to is specially singled out by an indul gent providence for high favor. This particular haughty one had obviously made acquaintance with misery. His clothes were seedy, and there were written all over him the Blgns of press ing want "Hello, old man, how are you getting on?" was the Dlxey hail. "Very well, I thank you, sir," replied the unbending one. "Doing anything Just now?" queried Dlxey. "Well, no, I may candidly say I'm not. These plebeian hounds over here do not estimate art at Us proper value, and' I have refused, in deference to my dignity, to accept anything less than I consider my services worth. I may be out of an engagement temporarily, but, thank heaven, I have not degraded my self by taking any paltry advances, and I still consider myself a gentle man." Then be added, in a lower and less aggressive tone, "But I most candidly own that the pangs of hunger may soon make me forget my professional dignity, as I have not had a mouthful to eat in two days." "For heaven's sake," exclaimed the pitying Dijy, "take this and get some thing to o'ltl" And he laid in the starv ing man's band a sovereign. With the touchof gold in his con sciousness the recipient's face under went a magical change. Halting a passing cab, he turned to Dlxey and said: "Thanks, old fellow. I'll -return this in a couple of days. Cabby, drive mo to the Cafe Royal." And away he went to spend ..that precious sovereign at a single throw. Is nrtue as a gentleman must not be allowed to suffer. Detroit Free Press. IMPOLITE OFFICIALS. They Sometimes Get a Jolt, as One of Them Did In Paris. It would appear that the public serv ant, no matter how small his position or humble his function, Is milch the same person In France as in this coun try, manifesting much the same lack of courtesy as that which meets us so often here. Recently In one of the departments of a Pnrlslon mayoralty, toward mid day, a little old employee was about to begin munching a bunch of carrots. Some one rapped at the door. No re sponse from the little employee. The person who had rapped entered "Monsieur," be began. "Come back at 2 o'clock," growled the little employee, as he continued to gnaw away at the vegetables, "But" "No buts about It. Come back at 2 o'clock." "I am the new chief of the bureau,1 said the visitor. At once the little employee Jumped up, trying to hide the bunch of carrots behind his back, as he bowed deeply to the visitor. Go before me," said the chief, "and show me, If you please, to my bu reau." The little employee was greatly em barrassed by his carrots. He did not know where to put them. The chief took pity on him. "My friend," he said, "put down your car rots. There Is no shame in eating vegetables. But" that respectable oc cupalon should not prevent you from giving a gracious welcome to the pub lic. Let this serve as a lesson to you. Indianapolis News. Mathematical Prizes. The Apa''emv of Sciences of Goet- tlniren. Germanv. holds $21,000 to be awaided to whomsoever can furnish a o-pnnrnl nronf of Fermat's theorem. which Is to the effect that In the equa tion rn -f- yn zn if stands for an in teger (wholo number) greater than i no Integral values can be found for m, y and e. This must be furnished be fore Sent 1. 2007. The French Academy of Sciences awards every five years the Jean Rey naud prize of $53,200 for the best origi nal work In mathematics. scienuuc American. . Mark Twain's Advice. Mark Twain was a firm believer in the higher education of woman, but Hartford still remembers a speech he made one June to a platform of Hart ford girl graduates. This speech, a humorous attack on the college girl, ended: "Go forth. Fall in love. Marry. Set up housekeeping. And then, when your husband wants a shirt ironed, send out for a gridiron to do It with." Pride of Pedigree. "Who was that you Just spoke tor "Can't think of his name just now, but be is a descendant of one of the old families." "He hasn't got over it yet?" "My boy, they never do." Rich mond Times-Dispatch. Worth Cultivating. ,"I think fortune is beginning to smile on me a little." "Keep up the flirtation," advised the frlend.-Loulsville Courier-Journal. Diplomatic. Bobby Pa, what are diplomatic re lations? Pa Ask your mother, Rob ert Some of hers were, before I mar ried ber. Judge. GOOD SEED. . Honor must grow out of humil ity, freedom oul of discipline, right eous joy oul of righteous sorrow, true strength out of true knowledge of our own weakness and sound peace of mind out of sound contri tion. Charles Kingsley. HE FOUND OUT Man Wondered Why Eighth Stick of Dynamite Didn't Go Off The man Who looks for a leak in the gas-pipe with a lighted match in his hand is familiar to all newspaper readers; but the man who looks into a blast hole to see why a stick of dy namite didn't go off is not so fa miliar. However, he exists or rather he did. Tuesday Matt Livarich, an Aus trian, was blasting stumps on the ranch of Joseph Sollie, in the southern part of the county. Matt put eight sticks of dynamite in one stump, fix ed the caps, and then withdrew to a safe distance. Seven of the sticks went off with regularity, but the eighth stick failed to fire. Knowing that dynamite is treacherous stuff, Livarich waited some minutes, and then he went to the stump to investi gate. Just about that time the eighth stick of dynamite went off, and Cor oner Hempstead was called. Upon investigation he found that Livarich was"26 years old when he died, that he had been in Clackamas county but five weeks, and that he had friends in Portland, who were notified to take charge of the body. No inquest was held. CARVER LINE PLANS Trial Trip Made, and Regular Service Soon to be Established Without any display of officials the initial trip on. the new Portland and Oregon City railroad was made Sun day. Nov. 21. Stephen Carver, the unassuming 'president of the road, in vited a score or so of his friends to make tje trip from East Portland to the station of Carver, near Baker's Bridge, and return, covering a dis tance of about 32 miles. All along the line smiling farmers waved a wel come to the new train, which affords them ready access to the city. The country which the new line taps is very fertile and farther out is heavily timbered. Ballasting on the new line is about completed and as soon as the wash outs caused by the recent heavy rains are repaired, service will be establish ed. The through trip will be made on the comfortable interurban cars as transfers will be made to the Esta cada line just east of the Golf Junc tion until the new line is completed into the city. OAK GROVE MAN HELD Escape in "Freaked" Ford Proves Un- Doing of Alleged Forger Portland police and Sheriff Wilson say that if Ralph Brandt, jof Oak Grove, hadn't had so many bright ideas he might have got away from pursuing officers, who finally over hauled him at Cathlamet, Washington and took him back to Portland to face a charge of forgery. Brandt made his "get-away" in a Ford automobile and might have escaped notice among the hundreds of Fords that daily pass along the Pacific highway if he had left the car -alone. But he didn't leave it alone. He ripped off the regular body and re placed it with a home-made affair, which he painted a distinctive grey Hence, instead of being just a man riding in a common Ford, Brandt be came a man riding in a freak auto. mobile, and everywhere he went he was noticed. It is charged that Brandt gave the Ford agency in Portland a forged check when he bought the car that led to his arrest. The alarm was sent broadcast for him, and deputies of Sheriff Hurlburt's office in Portland went to Cathlamet to bring him back. GLADSTONE FOLK WED Miss Eva Burns Becomes Bride of Fred W. Baker Thanksgiving In St. John's church, Oregon City, there was solemnized on Thanksgiv ing the marriage of Miss Eva Burns, the daughter of R. P. Burns, and Fred W. Baker, the son of V. S. baker, both of Gladstone. Father Hillebrand officiated at the ceremony, which was attended by members of the families of the bride and groom. Immediate ly after the ceremony a wedding breakfast was served at the home oi the bride in Gladstone; after which Mr. and Mrs. Baker left for' a wedding trip. The bride wore a neatly tailored suit of brown broadcloth and hat to match, a corsage bauquet of rose buds and maiden hair fern. Her brides maid, Miss Chariot! Baker, sister of the groom, wore a suit of blue broad cloth. Thomas N. Burns, brother of the bride, was orroom's man. As the bridal counle aonroached the altar, Miss Satie Clancy played Mendies sohn's wedding march. FALL CASTS SHADOW Curious Effect of the Full Moon upon the Beautiful YoBemite Did vou ever see a waterfall cast a shadow?'' asked Stephen T. Mather of the trroup around the club table. Mr, Mather, who is assistant to Secretary Lane, in charge of the new Depart ment of the Interior is doing in the national parks, had just returned from a strenuous summer among the moun tain tops. "Well. Yosemite Falls cast my shadow very distinctly one night last August. I was half a mile or more awav. erazing beauty-bound, at the ef fect of the full moon upon these giant "You Can Do Store Opens 8:30 A. M. Saturdays at 9 A. M. The Most in Value Pacific Phone Marshall 5080 THE MOST IN SPLENDID ECONOMIES IN THESE OFFERINGS OF Laces, Ribbons, Neckwear, Handkerchiefs Embroideries A Visit to our Fancy Goods Section at this time will 'prove most interesting and profitable. The extensive assortment of laces, ribbons, neckwear, handkerchiefs and embroideries offer you the widest latitude for selection and the prices at which these goods are offered bring to you the best possible values for instance: Embroideries at 29c Yard Formerly Sold to 75c An elegant line of high-class Embroideries, in cluding the most desirable patterns; 27-inch baby flouncmgs; 18-inch Dress ana also Corset Cover Embroideries: selling regularly up to 76c a This Sale 10c a Yard for Laces Formerly Selling In this assortment are to be found Shadow Flouncings, Oriental Edges, many other popular laces that formerly sold from 20c to 35c a yard. Ribbons Specially Priced at 8 1-2 to 35c Yard An elegant assortment of Warp Print, Stripe, Plaid and Novelty Ribbons; also the most wanted plain shades. Tempting values at, yard 8'jC, 15c, 19c, 25c and -35c Handkerchiefs in Late Novelty Effects Priced at, each, 5c, 10c, 15c and Handkerchiefs in Holiday Boxes; Many Patterns to select from at, box as sixteen Niagaras piled one on top of the other. "The moon was behind me, of course. The dounie tans, snining line silver, lit brilliantly by reflected light the dense shadows of the trees which hid me from the moon. Turning, I saw my shadow outlined vividly upon the grass," KNEW WHAT HE WANTED Molalla Man Had Reasons for Dc- manding White Flannel A citizen of ' Molalla entered an Oregon City department store this week and asked for three yards of white flannel. The store' had some very nice flannel, mostly white, and with cute little blue dots on it. The sympathetic salelady said that it was admirably suited for making sleeping garments for a child. The Molallan admitted that, but said he wanted white flannel. The clerk then showed him some white flannel with a narrow pink stripe in it, and started in on a cata logue of its good points, but the Mo lalla citizen shook his head and reit erated that he wanted white flannel, and only white flannel. At this the proprietor of the store took a hand in the game, and suggested tnat al ter the flannel had been washed a few times the colored dots or stripes would fade out. "What I want is white flannel," said the Molallan, "and I'll tell ypu why. I live out in Molalla, and we have fleas out there. Now you can see a flea on white flannel, but if you get flannel with colored spots in it the pesky flea will get on the spots and you can't see the pesky varmint at all. That's why I want white flan nel, and why nothing else will do.'' There was no further argument. NAMES OWN CENSORS County Court Selects Citizens to Go Over Budget Accounts The county court this week named fifteen taxpayers from all sections of the county to act as a citizens committee to confer with it regard ing the budget. A meeting of these taxnavers has been called for next Wednesday evening at the courthouse Oregon City. Those named as censors on the county's budget are: Harvey E. Cross, Gladstone: W. P. Kirchem, Redlands; C. E. Snence. Beaver Creek; J. L. Kruse. Sherwood; Frank Jaggar, Car. us: C. H. Dye, Oregon City; T. W. Sullivan, Oregon City; John Risley, Rislev: E. G. Caufield, Oregon City; John R. Cole, Molalla; George H. Brown. New Era; John Ely, Estacada; W. A. Procter, Sandy; C. N. Waite, Canby, and A. D. Gribble, whose post office address is Aurora, but who lives in this county. The committee will make a report to the general taxpayers' meeting set for December 14. The Enterprise said last week that somebody stole a dog from the Bheritr, It's too bad when a republican paper has to abuse the sheriff, who is also a rennhlican. It wasn't his dog at all that was stolen. Twenty-five Portland couples got married on Thanksgivig. It is to be hnnprl that their anniversaries will Better for Less on The VALUE THE BEST IN QUALITY Dainty Laces at 5c Yard Formerly Sold to 15c An unusually attractive showing of dainty laces especially desirable for holiday sewing; new Val., narrow Cluny, the popular Torchon and p Shadow Edges in an endless variety of pat- lf terns. Values to 15c a yard. This Sale at, U U tsany fiouncings; lines , 29c yard. Neckwear Specially Priced at 25c to $1.00 Each A complete showing of all the latest styles in Col lars, Sets, Guimpes, Vestees, Fichus, Ruffs, etc. Unmatchable values at 25c, 50c up to....$1.00 1 jOea r Qmy a9 went io ihe ctuJb ueaieAday. CM of ihe ' women weAe diicuaaina whai ihey wanted theiA huiiandi to aive them for (ZhAiiimas fAesents, and do you know that eveAyone of them said "Hew fuAniiu re! Kiev fuAniiuAe!" a9 ihink ihey weAe all seniilie, don't you? a3 wouldn't live in anyihina lut a nicely fuAnLihed home. 3hii makei Chriiima iime merry. " 3 a, 3 a, JCou. (P.S.-CLll ike elul women yeiieAday iaid ihey were yoina io luy theiA new Chriatmai fvAnitu re fAom FRANK BUSCH Leading Furniture Dealer 11th & Main Sts. Oregon City, Ore. Children and Night Lifa. Night life milllates against children's henltb find growth to a greater extent than has been realized. Overstimulation In place of rest ana sleep, which growing cmiuren neeu. tends to undermine even the strongest constitutions. It needs no physiologist to perceive that the ravages of night life help materially to reduce measure ments of weight, height and chest and to weaken heart, lungs and eyes. Moreover, their education surfers. Chil dren who are out until midnight must report at school the next morning al though tired and mentally dull. Night life destroys the habits of industry. Loitering and loafing becomes rooted into a habit-From "Streetland." Platinum. Platinum In Its pure state Is a soft whitish metal, much resembling sll ver. It melts only at a very high tem perature, does not oxidize when expos ed to the atmosphere and is not affect ed by the strongest acids. Third Street Best In Quality Store Closes 5:30 P. M. Saturdays a. 6 P. M. Home Phone A 2112 at 20c to 35c Cluny Sets, Camisole and This Sale Only 10c 25c 19c up to $1J5 ? COM,0 Off SUIT IS DISMISSED Attorney for Plaintiff Ends Litigation Which He Started On motion of William E. Stone, at torney for Gustav Flechtner, Justice John N. Sievers Wednesday after noon dismissed the suit in his court filed some weeks ago against the Courier, M. J. Brown and A. E. Frost, in which Mr. Flechtner sought to re cover the price of a trip to the Pan ama-Pacific exposition at San Fran cisco. It is alleged that Mr. Flechtner won a certificate good for such a trip in a contest con ducted by Messrs. Brown and Frost when they controlled the Courier oyer a year ago, but was unable to utilize the certificate. In asking dismissal of the suit, At torney Stone said he didn't think the justice court, where he originally brought the action, had jurisdiction to try the case. falls, which are, by the way, as high always be appropriate.