" ' ' . TIE MEN BEHIND. LOOK OVER THE COUNTY COURT SUPPORTERS IN THIS FIGHT Determine if Your Interests are the Interests of These Men Oswego, Aug. 4 On Friday evening of last week there appeared on the streets of our great little burgh a quartet from Oregon City, who repaired to the church and gave us some ex planation (or at least tried to) of how our County Court had managed Vin linainpqa and nf our c.ountv. Mr. Beatie dealt with great weight and emphasis upon the tact that our county was out of debt, and that he alone was responsible for this calam ity, although the majority of us present knew at the time that the county was again in debt for about $G0,000 and therefore did not take much stock in his assertions. What seemed a little queer and funny to us was the composition of the quar tet. Let us see who they were. There was R. B. Beatie, our present county judge, who has a notion tnat old Clackamas will go to Hades if he should be defeated at the recall election we are of the opinion that it would be a Godsend tt the county, and also to his dear family, if he would be compelled to stay at home marlines and stav away irom me unnrt-.ino' fraternitv. Next was N. Blair, our Commiss ioner, who has always acted in ca Vinnta with Beatie and done exactly what was requested of him, whether good or bad, and thererore nas Deen a nonenity. , Thn third on the list was Joseph E Hedges. Joseph's head looked as tho it had been through the thrashing machine, and had pulled the plants by the roots. Now Joseph E. is the great law expounder and opinion giv er of the Universe. Some people wonder why it is that he is taking such great interest in Mr. Beatie when must know that our Court is rotten from the word go. May I give a few reasons 1 Mr. Hedges is the chief attorney of the Portland Railway, Light & Power Co., in Clackamas county, the hireling of the largest corporation in Oregon if not on the Pacific Coast. This corporation needs favors in the of franchises, which the corporations have in the past been . getting for the asking from Mr. iiea tin n,T Rlir. T,ook at the FERPETU AL FRANCHISE given the Portland Gas & Coake Co., a subsidiary 01 ine P. Ry. L. & P. Co, to carry their pipes over the streets and highways nf Clackamas from Golf Park to pnTNTS and PLACES BEYOND. This corporation is fighting for the control of our County Court. They know very well that our candidate for Judge, Mr. Anderson, will only stand for JUSTICE TO ALL. He is not a man to oppose or obstruct de velopement of our resources. But they know he can not be bought. The Pac ific States Telephone Co. found this out, when their representative tried to buy him, made him valuable offers if he would cast his vote as director nf thn Clear Creek Tel. Co.. to their side. But Mr. Anderson spurned their ofLir. and worked aiid voted against their rjroDOsition. 1 , Now Mr. Hedges as representative of the P. Ry. L. & F. Co., needs as sistance in maintaining the hold on our County Court and lie succeeds in enlisting the NOTORIOUS George C. Brownell. Genrire C. Brownell is an attorney for all corporations that need the ser vices of a law sharp, more especially the P. E. & E. Railroad, an outgrowth of the S. P. R. R.( and has done more harm to Clackamas county, the Will amette Valley and the whole state of Oregon by retarding its developement than all other agencies combined. In order to Berve his employers Brownell will stoop to almost any thing, good or bud, decent or indec ent. It will not make any difference as long as he gains his point. Some years ago when he was a can didate for the state senate the writer met him one day in a saloon in Mil waukie setting em up for a lot of farmers. Old George was pretty well loaded at the time, and promising la most anything from eight hour law for the working man, free locks at Oregon City for the farmers and the kingdom of Heaven to all who would support and vote for hmi. When he left the saloon he remarked: "I have fixed them alright." But he was greatly fooled by these farmers, every one of them voted against him. Don't you think that the federal grand jury did not have plenty of ev idence, a just cause to justify an in dictment against Brownell in the land fraud cases wasn't he indicted for perjury? Did not Francis J. Heney, the great federal prosecutor, remark after this indictment against Brow nell had been dropped, through some unknown force that Brownell, in stead of being nllowed to plead be fore the bur Bhould be behind the bars wearing stripes? Do you think thut Mr. Wade at Currinsville, the foreman of that, memorable grand jury, and ono of the peer of the peers of our citi.ens and jury that indicted Brownell, would consider for ono momement or ac quosce in an indictment if there was not just causes? Is it not a well known fact that Brownell, as a rule, represents the criminal classes and associates with them? Citizens , remember the old saying, "Birds of one feather, Go chirping together," fits exactly in this case. These are Rome of the men that are trying to coerce your support and vote for R. B. Beatie and N. Glair, who are not worth your confidence. Vote for II. S. Anderson for County Judge and 'J. V. Smith for County Commissioner. You'll never regret it. A Worker for hte Recall Postmaster Antoino Deloiiu, Gard ner, Mich., speaks for the guidance of those troublod with kidney and bladder irregularities, und suys "From my own experience I can recommend Foley Kidney Pills. My futher also was cured of kidney disease, and many neighbors were cured by Foley Kidney Pills." For sale by Huntley Bros. Co. How the Trouble Starts. Constipation is tho cause of many ailments and disorders that make life miserable. Take Chamberlain's Tab lets, keep your bowels regular and you will avoid these diseases. For sale by Huntley Bros. Co. 1 PROBLEM A Socialist's Views from Idaho on Oregon Disturbances Burke, Idaho, July 28, 1913 Editor Courier: In your issue of 1st week's Courier I noticed a comment on the 1. W. W. and in fact ever since that little flurry in Oregon City which seemed to have created such a stir m the "police circles". To an intelligent observei it is as the French say "to laugh" for we know that those in authority know on which side their bread is buttered and by who it is buttered. But al their efforts can not stop the labor movement, it may simply retard it a short while. Whether the idea of the I. W. W is correct economics I question, but it is one phase of the labor move ment, a movement which will even tually take in all phases of the ques tion and favor one bodv of Industrial workers, with but one slogan and that is the abolishment fo the wage svs tem and the institution in its place, evolution, or, in other words, Social ism. Now hold up your hands in holy horror you exploiters of labor and you sycophants who represent the law, ana aon t Know now to interpret the law. We know that society at present is composed of but two classes. That is the worker and the shirker, or we will put it plainer the exploiter and the exploited. And whether the solution to the problem will be terminated peacefully, will rest entirely with the exploiter. The Socialist does not fa vor violence, but a peaceful solution to the problem, and when one class organized on an industrial field with a .political issue. Why if then the exploiter offers violence he would find us not lacking in val.or An intelligent economist knows that he is robbed at the point of pro duction of the surplus that "facinat ing surplus" over and above what he receives in wages. And that the rest of the plucking process is furnished by the petty business men who so courgaeously drive the industrial worker from pillar to post and are very often backed up b ya lot of cap italistic minded numbskulls who are only imbued with the patriotic "Tom my rot handed out to them by the "surplus loving" bunco r.teerers. Let us listen to some simple, sane and scholarly words on this red flag that is making some of our patriotic surplus loving citizens sit up and take notice, in fact making them get up on their hind feet as Brother Stark says. And incidentally making them break the laws and the conditions of this our great and glorious country, which has the greatest oi recourses and at the same time the most crooked states men and the greatest of poverty. I have reference to that wonderful patriotic affair in Seattle when a lot of hoodlum Men-of-Warsmen and a lot of hoodlum soldiers at the head of a lot of patriotic hodlums of this, our great and glorious nation led an attack on "defenceless" property and destroyed it without hindrance by our patriotic guardians of the law, who also get their bread irom us and hold it out lo be buttered by the sur plus-loving exploiter. And again hen in Marshiieid and Bandon, Ore. ,a few sycaphantic busi ness men ( in fact I never saw a bus iness man who did not kow tow to the worker for what profit he could make out of him took the la in their own hands and deported a few defenc less men. Oh, what wonderful courage these men of Marshiieid and tfanuon displayed about the same kind of courage as a pack of wolves would display in rending a shepo. All this under the flug which is sup posed to stand for liberty, justice and protection. Now we come to those simple, sane and scholarly ords spoken by one of their own class, who at least nas Kept his head at the right angle. I refer to Mayor Gaynor of New York. He had this to say concerning the red flag: I have particularly made the po lice authorities understand that those who entertain views of government or of an economic or social order dif ferent from ours are not t be interfer ed with or denied the right of freedom of speech and asembly on that ac count. A propaganda of intellectual persuasion and peacable moans for changes in form of government or in the economic or social order is "luw ful," and not to be meddled with, much loss oppressed by the police. The Soc ialists do not believe in individuulism but in collectivision, and that their flug is red instead of green or yel low does not annoy or alarm intelli gent people. They chose tho color red for their emblem, not to signify thut they favor violence or the shedding of blood as the unintelligent suppose und as the actions of thoso in authority often lead people to believe but for the purpose of typifying the common brotherhood of all men and of all nations throuirh the same red blood which flows through the veins of all and to the end that all war and vio lence shall cease. Let the fundamental rights of all on which free governmncl rest be de nied to no one. Those who want to work changes peacably through the ballot box have the right to do so. They may let light in as John Stuart Mill says. That wnicn seems me height of absurdity to one generation may be the wisdo mof the next. The above sounds better to an intol cent nerson than to arrest a lot of men and keep them in jail for a few weeks and then have to turn them loose on account of lack of evidence as has been done in Oregon City. There Is ono thing which will make a Socialist about as quick as anything and that is to hold a poor man guilty until proven innocent and a rich man innocent until proven guilty. Of course in this our great and glorious country poverty is considered a crime and a worker in a way is supposed to be criminaly inclined at least if he has ideas opposed to the cxistfng sys- tern of government, which is at the present time endorsed by the exploit ing class for exploition from an cv onomic point of view is robbery and an exploiter is a legalised criminal. Hence thotr way or thinking poverty and correct economics punishable by jail sentences and deportation. i ours tor justice, H.Siebken In Harmony With Nature Will G. Richmond, Inglowood. Calif., says he will be glad to answer any inquiries regarding the benefit ho had from using Foley's Honey and Tar Compound. "It has so greatly bene fitted me for bronchial trouble and cough, and acts so well in harmony with nature, it is more like a food than a medicine." For sale by Huntley Bros. Co. THE I. w. w. nmrXT HTTV "V TTT Tt?T CtT TTT) Cm V A TTfl 7 1Q1 Q a a aaaaaBaaMapM--- , ,. . - . . ... , , , '" " DEFENDS COUNTY COURT 0. D. Robbins of Logan Gives his Views on the Reacall Logan, July 28, 1913 Editor Courier: The Courier has expressed a desire to smoke out someone to defend the county court and as I do not generally avoid an opportunity to defend men r measures that are attacked when I believe in them, I wish to give some of my reasons for opposing the recall. In my humble judgement the direct charges of extravagance and the im plied charges of fraud have not been sustained and to make the statement stronger, I believe the court has ac complished more for the county than ,any court we have ever had. -The mis takes have been grossly exaggerated. The good things have been ignored or denied and the mostly urfounded and unproven charges have been so in dustriously and persistently made that a lot of suspicion has been aroused. Because taxes have been high a little evidence with a lot of statement has made a big impression. When Judge Beatie canvassed the county he stated in every precinct, I presume, as I know he did at Logan, that while times were good, he was in favor of increasing the tax rate to gradually pay the debt. That looked good to me then and it looks better to me now when the court has carried it out and made a substantial reduction in the debt. In fact, Judge Beatie claims that Mr. Hackett's report, which can easily be verified from the records, shows thee ounty was nearly $100,000 better off at the end of March 1912 than at the end of March 1910. This, besides building many perman ent steel bridges with concrete piers; the annexation to the court house and the large amounts spent on the roads: If there is any way to pay off a county debt without reaching into the tax payers' pockets, show me. And while you are about it show n e that it is not wise to pay olr the debt and make permanent improvements in the Three of a Kind! The Mower, Rake and Binder shown below are "3 of a kind" the kind that will make you smile with satisfaction when you use them for they will give you service, real service honest service full measure for every cent you pay for them cuVrZtee Champion Rakes Hake Dump Easy BACKED Mitchell, Sold at Right Prices by W. J. WILSON & CO., Oregon City CANBY HARDWARE & IMPL CO., Canby, .Oregon way of roads and bridges If taxes are higher for a while it is the road to lower taxes in the future. When I was in debt I worked hard to make as large payments as possible. I've never regretted it and as a citi zen of the county I upheld a similar course in the county court. The mass meeting committee that examined the county records evidently made the mistake of blaming the to tal taxation on the county court when they claimed the court was in bad to the amount of $ 103,000, as copmared with tho court of 1010. Judge Beatie's statement published in tho Telegram enters into minute de tails and gives exact figures of the taxes of 1010 and 1912 and separates the mandatory taxes from the other fir Imth vonrs. Theso mjimhitnrv taxes such as the state and special road and school taxes, the court has nothing to do with it in levying or expending and this puts an entirely different face on the matter and shows as be fore stated that tho county had gone ahead nearly $100,000 in the two years besides paying an increase in manda tory taxes of over $82,000 and that the increase of taxes of 1012 over those of 1910, for which the court responsible, was less than $0,000. It will be remembered that before the previous county judge was elected ho hud promised to get thee ounty out of debt before the expiration of his term, but his courage was not equal to the necessary increase in taxation and he gave up the job. Shall we show by our actions aid votes that we do not appreciate it when we g;et a court that has the courage of its convictions and does the necessary and proper thing? I suggest that if the Courier is sia- cere in desiring to publish a defense by Judge Beatie, that it publish the complete statement by him, published in The Telegram of, I think July 16th, as the clipping is headed the 16th. I would ask all candid voters to read it carefully and ask themselves if it is not a complete and satisfactory re ply to thei charges of the "Pomona Grange resolutions, which - head the article. I presume the article was pub lished in the Enterprise also. As to the bridge contracts, if any thing wrong was proven it was a technical violation of law not necess arily showing the county was wrong ed, as- the other part of the charge de pended, as I understand it, on the ev idence of one expert, as did the court house work case, and experts often differ and make mistakes in such cases.- i And the timber cruising, who knows it would have been cheaper to do it by day's work and is there anyone in the county with sufficient experience to warrant them in bidding less? A pro portion was made which would have made and it had to be taken up or turneaV down, which would have ended the matter. I believe in the recall law, but I do not believe in using it as a boy might a new jack knife on any furni ture that comes in his way or as the obstreperous Irishman said: "Just to show my authority over ye." I have the highest respect for the recall candidates, especially the nom inee for judge, whom I well know and under other circumstances I should be pleased to have a chance to vote for them. O. D. Robbins CLARK ES Arthur and Fred Bottemiller from Ridgef ield, Wash., were in Clarkes and visited their uncle, Mr. W. H. Bottemiller and. family last Sunday. Miss Ida Bottemiller is working in Oregon City. Mr. Marqurdt is hauling his hay. Mr. Buche was in town last Mon day. Clean Last Long Lewis & Staver Co. & Olga and Edna Elmer and Charles and Emma Grossmiller and Otto Buoi and some others were to the camp meeting in Oak Grove last Sunday. Miss Ida Haag and Elda Marquardt spent Sunday with Miss Mary Botte miller. Mr. Lewis is now blasting rocks. Miss Laura Gard went to Eastern Oregon last week. Rudolph Haag helped Mr. C. II. Bergmen haul his hay. Berry Buckner is visiting Mr. Maxson. Mrs. Grace Ebby from Oregon City is visiting Miss Ida Haag for a short time. Buol Bros, are now hauling hay. Mr. C. Haag and daughter, Ida, were in town last Wednesday. Rudolph Haag is helping S. Elmer with his hay. Henry Kleinsmith and family were in town last week. Mr. Marshall is done hauling his hny. Mr. Buche started toe ut grain last week. Mr. and Mrs. E. R. Seely from Woodburn went through this town hunting hop pickers lust week. The daughter of A. Mitchell, Bag dud, Ky., had a bad case of kidney trouble and they feared her health was permanently impaired. Mr. Mit chell says. "She was in a terrible shape but I got her to take Foley Kidney Pills and now sho is complete ly cured." Women are more liable to have kidney trouble than men and will find Filey Kidney Pills a safe depen dable and honest medicine. For sale by Huntley Bros. Co. ABSOLUTELY UNTRUE William Grisenthwaite Shows up the Enterprise's Dirty Tactics (Following is a copy of a letter written by William Grisenthwaite of Beaver Creek to the Morning Enter prise regarding the false article it printed in connection with the Equity society and the recall. The Enterprise ommiteed such parts as the Enter prise editor thought best to omit, and the following is the letter beiore parts were cut out. Ed.) Oreg noCity, Rt. 1 Editor Enterprise I have iust been shown a copy of 0ur paper of August 1st, 1913, con taining an article headed: "Equity Society Hits at Recall," and I wish . to say, most emphatically, that the I article is on a par with many such i articles published in your paper lat- VJ J 1 " (S 111(1 II V 0 I11UUIIH.11I vuw a molehill and only succeeding in mak ing a mess. In the first place I wish to say that I am not the secretary of Beaver Creek Local, nor do I hold any other office in this local, although I have been a member since its crganization. Beaver Creek Local did go on re cord as not favoring Mr. R. Schuebel as purchasing agent for the Society in Clackamas county and expressed themselves in favor of not purchasing supplies through him for reasons of our own, which do not necessarily concern the public outside the Equity Society. The recall question was not mentioned either in connection with the question or in any other way in fact. Beaver Creek Local as a local, has not discussed the recall question. Our members are, -and have always been, opposed to introducing political party questions into the society. My position in regard to the recall movement is the same today as it was the day that the Mass Meeting Committee, consisting of R. Schuebel, M. J. Brown and Mr. Casto, made their report, notwithstanding your statement that I have "heretofore been high in the councils of the recallers," CHAMPION MOWERS do better work than others because made that way. Just examine the Champion; note the wide yoke wider than any other which insures perfect alignment of bar knife and Pitman. Note the long wearing plates; the au tomatic device for taking up wear in Pitman knife head connection. These are points which make the Champion wear and cut better than others. The CHAMPION BINDER has three exclusive features: Force Feed Elevator which in sures a steady flow of grain to the packer arms; relief rake, which prevents clogging at in-, ner end of bar; balancing sect ors which balance the machine in any height of grain. so you can take this from me as be ing "significant." I want to repeat that the action of Beaver Creek Local in regard to Mr. R. Schuebel has nothing whatever to do, directly, or indirectly, with the recall movement and your article con necting the two questions is what the Courier calls another of your pip dreams. Respectfully yours, W. Grisenthwaite Good Reason for His Enthusiasm. Whea n man has suffered for sev eral days with colic .diarrhoea or other form of bowel complaint and Is then cured sound and well by one or two doses of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrheoea Remedy, as is often the case, it is but natural that he should be enthusiastic in his praise of the remedy, and especially is this the case of a severe attack when life is threatened. Try it when in need of such a remedy. It never fails. Sold by Huntley Bros. Co. Do you want to sell your property for cash or part cash and trade for City property? We have a large list of trades. List your property with the Realty Men who do things. DILLMAN & HOWLAND Opposite Court House Oregon City, Oregon THE WAYS OF THE COURT Mr. Bruckman Cites Reasons Why the People Should Win Fight Clackamas, Aug. 1, 1913 Editor Courier: I have been thinking for some time that I ought to do something to help this cause of right and justice along. I received a sample copy of the Enter prise last' night and it set me afire. When I was asked to sign the re call petition I jumped at the chance, because I had a reason. Now I don't know Mr. Beatie or Blair, if I were to meet them, but I do know them through business transactions. I live one mile north of Clackamas Station and they ordered the road boss Mr. Bennet, to take out a bridge and fill up the water course, which is the natural course the creek should have. Consequently it throws the water on higher ground and in flood times it causes damage to 5 different parties, which it has done already. When Judge Beatie was approached on the subject he just laughed at the party. If they- would have opened up an outlet tney would have been justified in their action. It was just as though I would construct a dam across my creek and throw the water on my neighbor,. The county or any company or individ ual has any such right. The County court will be notified to reopen that water-way before another freshet or suit will be brought for damages. We are not all fools be cause we look green. It does my heart good to read the Courier. The real fact is what counts. Dishonesty and graft are being inves tigated all over the country and the frauds exposed, and the time is come. I have often heard old people pre dict a revolution, but I think they meant a bloody war. The way the trusts and grafts have been raging in wic past aujjiioca 111c uiai. mc vitiligo are not worse than they are. I am sorry that I can t do as 1 in tended to some months ago. I made some preparations to go out and help what I could to get the farmers or ganized, which is their only salvation, but poor health and other things pre vented so far as me doing much in that respect. We can't always do as we would like to, but we can be honorable and just in our actions and dealings. A clear conscience gives rest and peace. I wish Mr. Anderson and Mr. Smith a hearty success. What I have done and will do help along the cause, is certain. Here is my name as I want the people to know that I am in for square dealings. G. H Bruckman STANDING FOR THE WRONG Writer Vigorously Condemns Dr. Schultz and Morning Enterprise I Editor Courier: I I would like to ask if you would permit me a few lines on Dr. Schultz and the Enterprise? You will not think it strange of me an admirer of the Courier, asking this privilege. for where else in O. C. would a man get a chance to voice his sentiments against injustice in print? When I think of the cold steel, embryonic, harsh, mediaevial, very unmerciful, antiquated soliloquy poured out on the Scotch and the un-Scotch pastors of this our city. it makes me think of rrutes, Diaz, Huerta, and others that have long ago dropped into history. But whose mem ories linger. . i I am thinking of a time when a Dr. Schultz dropped into our fair city and started the practice of medicine. Of how some of us helped him to make a bid for that practice; of how a minister took him to be his family physician, no doubt because he was heralded as good old Dr. Schultz, First, let me explain why I resent this vociferous, vitriolic outburst of the Drs. on the ministers and the Scotch. ,I'm of Scotch descent my self, and my wife is all Scotch. I love and know the preachers because I work with them. By the way it seems that the name Schultz is German. Well, we love the Germans for the ' good that there is in them, therefore we shall certainly not speak ill of any undesireable trait that they may or may not possess. Nevertheless we have found out where a good many men, professional and otherwise, stand when it comes to upholding law and order. We also know what news-' papers take the right side of every thing. We certainly know what side the Morning Menace took in the fight against the Woozy Bill, one buffalo and a bear Wild West that sought, by every subtle effort, to put one over on us. I wonder what the Doc tor, the Morning Menace and the Be-eg Show think now of the spunk of a few Scotch preachers and lay men that were not Scotch? Also of the Governor of the State of Oregon. The Dr. no doubt has done himself a good turn in that he has proved him self a historian. Let us hope that we shall see him on the faculty of one of our state schools, even as big Bill Taft got a job in a school because of his science in the lore of Blackstone and stand-pat-ism. But now the show is part and the did not get to show, with a circuit judge restraining order issued on an exported statement of the showman, which tied the hands of the sheriff. (fur For Sealing Jellies and Preserves Just melt and pour over the cooled pre serves or dip tops of jars in the melted PAROWAX. It's the easiest method. PAROWAX seals absolutely air tight. Guaranteed under the Pure Food and Drugs Act Dealers Everywhere. Slandard Oil Company (CAUFOWtU) 1 PORTLAND SAN FRANCISCO o..t a nn iaa ahnntthe nerson of our dauntless goverm r who caus ed the much-booted, be-spurred and tinsel bedecked half-dozen of Alkali Ikes to take to the tall uncut Now we thank the Hon. Dr., the Morning Menace and the legal talent for what they did for the good of law and or der, and wish to beg forgiveness for the mercenary activity that we, the laymen and ministers, have done m trying to urge the observance and obeyance of the laws that we have to our credit. Citizen Roundup Up to Snuff Every person at the Round Up this year, September 11, 12 and 13, no dif ference whether in the grand Btand or bleachers, will be able to know exactly what is going on and who the contes tants and horses are, for the manage ment is going to install an electric enunciator system, the same as is in use in the big ball parks in the major leagues, the Union depot in Portland and other large cities. These enunci ators work on the principal of the tel ephone and phonograph, the horns el ing placed around at different points in the grand stand and bleachers and connected with wires to the central stand where the man speaks in to the muth piece. The cost of installation will be over $1,000, but the manage ment believes the people will appreci ate it and if they do it it will be well worth the money. Children Cry FOR FLETCHER'S CASTOR I A HER SCHEME FAILED. Plight of a Singer Who Yearned to Captivate Ludwig II. Klnc Ludwlu 11. of Bavaria bad a wonderful winter garden at Munich.' which was built on the roof of the resldenz. There was also on artificial lake with a painted panoramic back ground of the Himalaya mountains, and when the king satin the garden a "property" moon shed Its gaseous light above the snow capped peaks. The king used often to command art ists from the theater to perform In the winter gardens, and 1 remember the fate which befell Josephlnn Schefsky. a large, tall woman, whose one wish In life was to attract Ludwig's notice. As all singers snng hidden behind screens, Josephlna's chnnces of meet ing the king face to face were exceed ingly small. But whnt woman Is ever at a loss for an expedient? She knew how chivalrously romantic Ludwig could be on occasions, so she decided she would fall into the lake and en treat him to rescue her. The eventful evening arrived. Jose phlnn warbled her sweetest for the benefit of the listening monarch and when the song was over plunged heavily Into the lake. There was a tremendous noise, and the water splashed to the topmost summit of the "Himalayas," but the lady remained chin deep In the lake, whose still waters were not so deep as they looked. "Save me, save me. Lohengrlnl" cried the agitated singer. The king rang the bell. "Get that woman out of the lake and send her home," he commanded, and the drip ping Josephlna, sadder and wiser, walked out of the water and out of the resldenz forever. Countess Marie La rlsch. j A Letter For Schiller. Schiller once received a letter which took five years to reach blm. In 1703 the national convention created the au thor of "The Robbers" a French citi zen as a tribute of admiration for the revolutionary Ideas expresxod In that work. The clerk charged with the dls patch of this civic diploma addressed the cover to "Citoyen Ollle," and Schiller did not receive It until 179a On Its receipt he wrote: "This docu ment has come to me from the king dom of the dead. Danton and Clavlere attested It The covering letter Is sign ed by Itolund. All three have passed away." London Chronicle. Remarkable Cure of Dysentery. "I was attacked with dysentery about July 15th, and used the doc tor's medicine and other remedies with no relief, only getting worse all the time. I was unable to do any thing and myy weight dropped from 145 to 125 pounds. I suffered for about two months when I was advised to use Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. I used two bottles of it and it gave me permanent relief," writes B. W. Hill of Snow Hill, N. C. 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