OREGON CITV COURIER, FRIDAY. NOV. 99 I9l2
OREGON CITY COURIER
published Fridays from the Courier Building, Eighth and Main streets, and en
tered in the Postoffice at Oregon City, Ore., as second class mail matter.
OREGON CITY COURIER PUBLISHING COMPANY, PUBLISHER
M.J. BROWN, A. E. FROST, OWNERS.
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Telephones, Main 5-1 ; Home A 5 -1
M. J. BROWN,
EDITOR
Whether you praise or damn, it
generally comes Pack to trie
oraised or damned, and this Dane
is hearing considerable second
hand talk from some of the city
Democrats because it bolted the
Democratic dummy candidate
for congress and supported the
Roosevelt candidate, Campbell
because it was not regular.
"Regular" means stand by the
party nominee, swallow tho ticket
from governor to justico of the
Diece. li it Dukes you.
"Regular" means the Democrat
state central committee can do
no wrong and what the candidates
they agree upon or "suggest" are
the goods. Our grandfathers were
brought up "regular," and see
what they were.
"Regular" means that a solf
chosen few in Portland may go
into a half-breed deal with a Re
publican, nominate a man who
thev know the Reuublican can
wallop, and then tell us it is best
for us. These politicians are self-
organized to guide us, point the
straight ana narrow political way
and wo newspapers are here
as a medium for their expression
with perhaps a little patronage
J I ,1 r 1 P . . Iff 1 ..
Uciiigieu in irom ui us ii we ihuy
"reKular" and serve a "regular '
probation term, and all the while
tell the dear people all is well
and "vote 'er straight."
"Regular" means that what a
newspaper editor does not unaor
stand or sanction he should at
tribute to Cod or the dveil and
just keep on believing and feed
ing trustful support to its. read
ers. The central committee is
there to fitrure out the thinks
Believe and you are "regular."
Rebel and you are an "agitator."
Now the Courier wiUTjo regu
lar" when regular is right, but it
won't paint Democratic sunsets
or sing politicians' cradle songs
just to stay in the class.
It woun t support a candidate
or an issue unless tno editor re
lieves they are dead right, and
when ho does bo believe he
will support them whether
Democrats, Republicans or Popu
lists propose them.
That's all there is to this "reg
ular" business with the Courier.
Tho Oregon City Courier has
been tin most rabid mouth
piece of till) Fols Fund Com
missk' i in tho Hmo and lii
months filled its columns
with mountains of arguments
in favor of I ho single tax pro
paganda. One would suppose
that tho mighty (?) ellorts
of the Courier would simply
sweep aside all opposition yet
it is noted by tho returns
that, out of 5379 votes cast
in Clackamas County on tho
measure but 1700 favored it.
Oh pilllo wht's the use?
Polk County (Dallas) Ob
server. Tho P(Jk County Observer has
been tho most rabid Taft moulh,
piece in Oregon, and for months
filled its columns with mountain
of arguments for Taft and against
Roosevelt, and one would suppose
the mighty ellorts of the Observer
would sweep aside oil opposition,
yet it was noted that Taft was an
also ran in Oregon and only car
ried Utah and Connecticut, con
sistency, glass houses, stones
Oh fudge, what's tho uso?
That dynamiter. McManigal.
surely had a kind heart, for he
sent his wife a souvenir spoon
from every place where he went
to blow up a plant.
Once upon a time the initiat
ive and referendum were looked
upon as dangerous departures
Irom our old lorm of government.
Oregon led off, and VV. S. U'Ren
worked hard for the reform. To
day nineteen states have these
laws.
That farcial indictment of the
two labor leaders in Lawrence.
Mass., for murder, in connection
with the late strike, resulted m
an acquittal. The men were a
mile away from the killing. Big
Uusiness simply tried to murder
them in revenge for the strike
they won.
ntirtck are dead, but when Bunner
.was editor of Puck Munklttrick was
one of the star contributors.
Munklttrick was an artist at his busi
ness. He knew how to write poems
and Jokes knew the mechanics of the
business thoroughly and Bunner
bought what he offered.
One day Munklttrick came In, sat
down at a desk and wrote nine Jokes.
He took these in to Bunner, who ac
cepted them at fl each, the regular
rate, and gave a credit slip to Munklt
trick, who took It to the cashier and
got his $9. Two hours later Munklt
trick came In, wrote three more Jokes
and took them In to Bunner. "How's
this?" asked Bunner. "Why didn't
you turn In all twelve jokes when you
were In before?" .
"Well." Munklttrick replied, "it was
this way: My wife found an advertise
ment in the paper this morning of a
bnrgnin In refrigerators. We need a
refrigerator, and she sent me over to
get one. They cost $8.95. nud 1 enme
In and procured the $1) to pay for It
When I got up to the store I found all
the refrigerators nt $8.9fi had been
sold and the only one 1 could get cost
$11.55, so 1 came back to get the other
S3 I need."-Saturdny Evening Post.
Mtice
Worked a Pun on th Professor.
Charles Edson, the artist while a
student at Kansas university was ask
ed one day by the professor of philos
ophy: "Mr. Edson, suppose the corpus-
This editorial page looks about cles In the blood flowing along m your
as a turkey does this morning, veins had a consciousness as you
and no douDt it will tie a suDject have, would they not regard tneir rem
ol thanksgiving for ouite a num.
ber who declare that this 4th page
is just a weekly disturber. Well,
it won't be so empty for a long
time to come, so be thankful for
tho present relief.
One should know the dead in
side before he criticises court de
cisions, but newspapers can't al
ways get the inside, so. they throw doubt It would decide It had lived In
tlon to your body In much the snme
way as you regard the universe In Its
relation to you; might they not. too.
have a philosophy of life?"
"Granting a corpuscle had a con
sciousness," replied Mr. Edson, "no
doubt we would bo as Incomprehensi
ble to It as Is the universe to us, and
If as It floated along In our veins a cor-
Duscle formulated a philosophy no
at it. But on the outsidn it seems
a little unreasonable (and law is
founded on reason) , that Judge
Bean should declare the 50 nor
cent rortiaiid gas rate mil sound
and the three-coat street car rate
unconstitutional.
vein." Kausas City Star.
The
Scrap Book
The people of the state look to
llio incoming legislature to enact
some form of good road legisla
tion that will be a fair break all
around, and give this backward
slate a chance to catch up Of all
the big needs of Oregon, good
roads, but so far they have made a
states go ahead and build roads,
but Oregon just talks and lights
and pulls in several directions.
The people of this state want good
roads, but so far htey have made a
dismal failure of determining how
to get (.num. JNow let us see if the
legislature can't riso above thorn
and frame a measure that, will
puss and stick.
Cdugh Shaving.
So mo time nfter Auguste Van Rlene,
the colubrtit d cellist, settled In Lou
don lie niudi- (lie acquaintance of Unit
Irrepressible nmiedlun, J. L. Toole.
The (utter h id conceived an extruordl
nary craze for distributing safety ra
cors broadcast among his friends and
promptly bc.rged Van Blene's accept
a nee of one. ,
The distinguished actor-muslctuu ac
knowledged the gift with thanks, hut
when lie tie it met Toole the lacerated
condition ol his chin afforded ample
proof that the razor was hardly as
safe as mUlif have been expected.
Toole asked to see the razor and nt
once burst l ito a roar of laughter.
"Dear me'" he gasped. "And you
actually trie I to shave yourself with
tbnt? Why. I've forgotten to scud
you the" blades!"
Full of Them.
'I spent my vacation In Wlsciisset,"
sold Jerome S. MeWude. the Duluth
capitalist. "Wlsciisset you know, Is
famous for having originated the
phrase "The woods Is full of 'em."
"This Is the story:
"A very deaf old man was shooting
squirrels down Wlscassct way. A
RtrtuiKer happened along nul wild:
1 'Old man. which Is the road to
JVlscasset?'
"The deaf old fellow, fnlllnir to un
derstand, answered:
' Thar's one-tlwr's a squirrel set-
tin' up thar on that tree. See him?"
"'1 didn't ask you nbout the squir
rels." said the stranger . Impudently.
'l asked yon. durn It all. which was
the road to Wlscasset?'
" 'Yep." said the deaf old huntsman
excitedly. 'Yep, tlinr's another, too.
Jest o-peekln' outen that knothole.'
'Then the stranger, losing his pa
tience, roared: '
lYou're a foolP
'Yep, the woods Is full of 'en,' said
the old man complacently." Detroit
free Press.
A
Meld
antic SaJe wi
be
by
We are opening a chain of stores and reorgan
ising oar business. The STORE IS CLOSED
The Sale opens Saturday Nov. 30
Be sure and get one of out big circulars
In spile of llio overwhelm
ing defeat of single tax, fears
are yet, entertained that next
spring will nee us paying not
only single but the same old
double lux of 11)12. Aurora
t iliserver.
And perhaps the taxpayers
won't get, (iiile the volume of
sympathy Ihey did last year. If
they like the same old way of be
ing skinned they can havo all they
want of it.
And tho women are weeping
and wailing in Michigan. Tho of.,
fieial count says they may not
vote, after all.
Clva Your Boot,
There are loyal hearts; there are spirits
Drave;
There are eouli that ere Dure and true.
Then glvo to the world the best you have.
Ana tne Dest will come back to you.
Give love, and love to your life will flow,
A strength In your utmost need.
Have faith, and a score of hearts will
how
Their faith In your word and deed.
-M. S. Bridges.
An Eye For an Eye.
A "certain very attractive young lady
as a (lost or nunc admirers, among
whom Is a rnlhor handsome and viva
cious blue eyed youth. lie goes much
Into society and Is a hot favorite
among the nicer sex becuuse of 111
eyes. Alack! Que of them is glass.
Hut thete Is no 'need, as he says, for
every one to know that, and, really, It
seems so much the counterpart of the
other that not otte In n hundred would
detect It On one occasion ho oscorted
the young lady In question to a re
freshment room. As they were taking
tea and coffee ho looked unutterable
things at her, . when all of a sudden
she gave vent to a startled exclama
tion. Her eyes fixed on his with t
mysterious Intentions and horror. A
fly had settled In the center of his
glass eye and remained there, he, of
course, unconscious of Its presence.
The sight of that eye looking nt her
with a fly on It and tho owner making
no attempt to brush It off was too
much for his companion. It oveipnw
ered her.
Jokinq For a Bargain.
Both 11 (' Ituiiner and it
CREATE A RESERVE
WHILE YOU CAN
Don't waste your money. Resolve to
set aside part of your income every week
nml deposit it in a SAVINGS ACCOUNT.
At the end of the year you won't know the
ditVercnce us fur as the comfort nnd pleasure
you have hndt is concerned, but you will
see the difference in the matter of your sub
stantial resources. Build up a fund for the
future. We pay 3 per cent, on Savings Ac
counts. The Bank, of Oregon City
Oldest Bank in The County
GLAD TIDINGS.
Schuyler Usher has the neces
sary material on the ground and
will soon begin the buildin.fr of an
up to date grainory.
i'avoraolo reports are received
from Alfred Olson daily from the
St. Vincent hospital in Portland,
lie is doing as well as could be ex
pected under tho circumstances.
llev. Chilus delivered an able
sermon to an attentive audience
Sunday at Glad Tidings.
u. L. Hammond nas hauled in
tho neighborhood of 3.000 tiling
which will he used for drainage
purposes.
Tom (iarret t will make t trm to
Oregon City the Hrst of the week
and while there will visit Portland
School here as in other districts
of tliiiS county, is closed this
week.
Nick Honrs old mare, nerhaDS
twenty or thirty years ago; drop
ped dead in the harness not long
since. "lis said "it is better to
wear out that to rust out." She
surely flooded rest. So wo hone
sho rests in niece.
S. A. Cordon, assisted by ueo.
Newsomo, llnished digging his 5
aero patch of spuds on Saturday,
tho 2:)d day of November.
Mr. uorueii win tako a load of
hogs to Oregon City in a few days.
The planking or trio jwernart
Hill is progressing nicely under
the supervision ol lload Sunervis
or win. i'.vernart, a suiistantiai
farmer and a man of affairs. It
hus taken many thousand feet of
lumber to build the road.
John Calahan of Molalla haul
ed most of the lumber.
This nice wonther is appreciat
ed by the farmer man and his
hired help.
Santa Cruz, Calif. Carl C. Krat-
zenstein, Mgr. of tho J. O. Tanner
Drug Store, says: "Wo have
sold Foley & Co.'s medicinos for
the past 20 years and have yet to
bear our first complaint of a dis
satisfied . customer. Our exper
ience shows us that Foley & Co s
aim has always neon to make
health giving and health main
taining remedies." For sale by
Huntley Bros. Co., Oregon City,
Canby, Molalla and Hubbard.
Henry Heltkemper
Summons
In the Circuit Court of the State
of Oregon for Clackamas
County
I.. 11. Sutherland, Plaintiff,
vs.
Itesie D. Sutherland. Defendant.
To Hessiu O- Sutherland tho above
named Defendant:
In the name of tho State of Ore
gon, you are hereby required to
appear and answer (he complaint
II led against you in tho above en
titled suit, on or before January
the Iftth. 1013, and if you fail to
answer, for want thereof the
plaintiff will lake a decree against
you forever dissolving the bonds
of matrimony now existing be
tween said plaintiff nnd defendant
and for such other relief as to
the Court seems proper.
This summons is published by
order of tho Honorable R. B.
Heat in, Judge of the County Court
of (he Slate of Oregon for Clack
amas County in the absence of the
Judge of the above entitled Court,
Said order being entered on the
21st day of November, 1912. Date
of first publication of this sum
mons, November 21), 1012.
J no. VV. Loder
Attorney for Plaintiff
The funeral services of -the late
Henry Heitkernplr, who died at his
home at Oak Grove, Wednesday
evening, November 20, were held
from the Cathedral in Portland,
Saturday morning at 10 o'clock.
with Rev. A. liillebrand, pastor of
St. John's Catholic Church offi
ciating. The interment was in
Mt. Calvery cemetery. Many
iriends ol the deceased attended
the services and the floral offer
ings were beautiful.
Mr. Heitkemper was born in
1840 at Westfalia, Germany, and
camo to America when a boy of
13 years, being the oldest of eight
cniuiren. After residing in Illi
nois until 1871, he came west, set
tling in Portland, where he en
gaged in business. He afterwards
returned to Iowa, where his first
wife died, and upon returning to
Portland married his second wife,
surviving.
Mr. Heitkemper, after retiring
from business in Portland, pur
chased property at Oak Grove and
and is now one of the most beaau
tiful homos in that section of the
country, known as "Elk Horn."
He took a pride in his home town
imported many fine rose plants
and trees for his tract of land.
Ho was of a kind and generous
disposition, which won for him
many frionds.
Mr. Heitkemper is survived by
his wife and six daughters, who
are Mrs. Frank Busch, of Oregon
City, Mrs. A. B. Townsend, Port
land, Mrs. J. A. Neidermeier, Port
land, Mrs. Edward Kirktsndall,
Portland, Mrs. Julius Broetje, Oak
Grove, He also leaves two bro
thers, Herman Heitkemper and
Antony Heitkemper of Portland;
one sister, Mrs. Clara Dolsman, of
llillsboro, Oregon. His brother,
G. Heitkemper, a well known jew
eler of Portland, died about a year
ago.
Principal Portland Agents Ladles' Horn Journal Patterns, All Styles and Sizes, 10o and 1 Bo .
l Express Prepaid on Purchases of $5 or Over Within 100 Miles of. Portland. Samples on reques
USE ZEMO
ITCHING VANISHES!
Use ZEMO the New Wonder.
At last a remedy for skin tor.
tures that makes everybody smile
and say "Hoo-ray, I've found it at
last I" ZEMO is really extraordin
ary, as any man or woman can
prove immediately at a cost of
only a few cents. If you have that
terrible fiery itcning, priCKiy neat,
eczema, irritated or inflamed
skin, blotches, pimples or blaok
heads, you will marvel at the re
stilt, of Zemo.
ZEMO is absolutely guaranteed
to ston itching: it gives instant
relief, pain disappears, ores,
rashes and dandruff leave you.
ZKMO is sold in 25-cent and $1
bottles, or sent direct, on receipt
of price, by E. W. Rose Medicine
Co., St. Louis, Mo. Try a 25-cent
bottle and when convinced get a
$1 bottle which contains six times
as much as the 25 cent bottle.
Sold and guaranteed in Oregon
City by tho Huntley Bros. Drug
Store.
"It is a pleasure to tell you
that Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy is the best cough medicine I
have ever used," writes Mrs.
Hugh Campbell, of Lavonia. Ga.
"I have used it with all my chil
dren and the results have been
highly satisfactory." For sale by
Huntlev Bros. Co.. Oregon City,
Canby, Hubbard and Molalla.
Great Special Sale Women's
and Misses' Knit Underwear
Now is the time to buy Knit Underwear and Hosiery for present and future needs
No sale of the past has offered such wonderful values in high-grade, seasonable
Underwear as this. Hundreds of pleastd purchaseri have attended this sale the
past few days and hundreds of others will be here the coining week. See to it that
you are one of them. With renewed lots, we promise even greater values than those
offered on the first day of this great sale.
WOMEN'S SEASONABLE WEIGHT UNION SUITS
75c Union Suits for 49c Women's Heavy Cotton U nion Suit?, Shown in high
neck, long-sleeve styles, in ankle length. Sizes 34 to 38, in cream color, -
$1.75 Union Suits $1.49 Women's Wool Union Suitf, shown in high-neck, long
sleeve style, in ankle length. All sizes, 34 to 38, in white and gray.
$2.50 Union Suits $1.79 Women's High-Grade Wool Union Suits, in high neck
and long sleeves, ankle length. All sizes in gray and white.
$3.00 Union Suits $2.39 Women's All-wool Union Suits from the North Star
Mills, shown in winter styles and in both, white and grey. All sizes. Extremely
fine garments. , .
MISSES' AND GIRLS' 65c UNION SUITS, SPECIAL AT 39c
Fine, heavy fieeeo-lined Cotton Union Suits, shown in correct Winter weight
and in high-neck, long-sleeve styles, in ankle length, white only, in all sizes from
4 to 16 years.
GREAT SALE OF WOMEN'S VESTS, PANTS, AND TIGHTS
75c Grade Special at 49c Women's Heavy Fleece-lined Cotton Vests and Pants,
in white and in cream. All sizes. The Vests come in high-neck, long sleeve
styles, and the Pants come in ankle length.
$1 Grade Special at Only 79c Women's Wool Vests and Pants, in gray and in
white. All sizes. Fine, form-fitting, high-neck, long-sleeve Vests and ankle
length Pant's.
Children's Hose, 3 Pairs, 50c A splendid wearing line of Children's Medium-Wt
Cotton Hose, make with reinforced heel and toe and of the best Maco thread. All
sizes. Regular 25c Stockings, priced 3 pair for 50c ff
or the pair ZUC
A Timber Deal.
Wanted, to sell tract of limber
to be sawed on premises. Have
pond and conveniences. Timber
three fourths miles from Canby
railroad survey and 3 miles from
Molalla. Write to C. W. Herman,
Molalla.
Mortgage Loans.
Money to loan on first class, im
proved farms in Clackamas coun
ty. Current interest rales attract
ive repayment privilege.
A. H. Birrell Co. 202 McKay
Bldg., 3rd. and Stark Sts.
Portland, Oregon.
A Snap.
Lots 192021. making 3 and
a half acres of Harding-Walden
tracts. Level, good land, in sight
School mile to street car. Will
?i'-'l-.$!5 per acre- Land join
g.nH0WM0 Per acre.
Oregon SCit?!yde' Weinhard Bld-
,