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OREGON CITY COURIER, FRIDAY DEC. 29, 1911. 3 NEWS FRO v! CUR NATIONAL CAPITAL i Firit Month of Session is Un fruitful, as Usual, Though Talk is Abundant. Washington, D. C. Congress ' can not "point with pride" to what it has accomplished during the two weeks and a half It has been In session pre vious to the holiday adjournment For all practical purposes there might as well have been no session until after the 1st of January. The few weeks of the session this year have been less profitable than heretofore because the time was not even devoted to a reorganization of the committees and organization of the new congress. Talk is Abundant There was. plenty of talk, even more than usual. If it keeps up we may expect a very crowded Congress ional Record. At the very outset members began making campaign speeches. The overburdened Record is already a daily evidence that a con gressional campaign is approaching. "Home consumption" speeches, are filling the columns either when spok en to empty benches or under, the "leave to print" concession. And the disposition last session to stop the latter practice has not been manifest ed thus far. ' Many White House Gifts. When Santa Claus visited the White House he found no Christmas tree to dress, but a remarkable col lection of gifts from all over this broad land which had been accumu lating for the past two or three days as rapidly as the express companies could deliver them. The Christmas dinner was served Monday night with only members of the family Beated at the table. No guests were Invited. Following the rule which Presidents Taft has observed since he entered the White House, no list is obtain able of the numerous and diversified presents which have been sent him by relatives, friends and uuknqwn admirers throughout the country. These gifts are delivered direct to the White House and do not pass through the hands of the clerical force In the office building. Tariff Battle Likely. Representative Underwood states that the Democrats will take up the revision of the tariff immediately af ter the holidays, and undertake in the next few months a revision of all the principal schedules of the high Payne-Aldrich law. The Democrats of the ways and meanB committee will Btart work on schedule K as soon as they can check the report of the tariff board and at the same time the Republicans will begin work on a bill of their Own, although they can not hope to pass it. The opening battle probably will center on schedule K, long regarded as 'le citadel of protection. The Democratic house proposes to revise the wool, cotton, chemical, iron and steel and metal schedules. The tariff board has furnished a mass of data on the wool schedule and will follow about January 15 with a report on cotton. These reports will be inter esting sidelights on the tariff contro versy. Republican members of the ways and means committee contend that the tariff board report Justifies a protective tariff, even though it re commends material reductions in the Payne law rates. The insurgents of the house will re fuse to stand by their Republican colleagues unless they propose a bill that really makes substantial reduc tions, especially in schedule K. National Capital Brevities. It is now practically certain that Roosevelt's name will be presented at the Chicago convention. William F. McCombs has assumed the management of the Woodrow Wilson presidential campaign. Elaborate general regulations for the protection of explosives and other dangerous articles shipped by freight and by express have been issued by the Interstate Commerce Commission. It is said there are serious differ ences of opinion over the report of the national monetary commission be tween Chairman Aldrich of the com mission and Congressman Vreeland of New York. Now that members of congress have in large numbers gone out of the tity for the recess, the president ex pects the burden of his office to be lightened and he will take as much time as possible for the next week to rest and recuperate. Unless something Is done to rehab ilitate turkey-growing, there will be no such thing as Christmas or Thanksgiving turkeys In the United States within 10 years. . The census bureau has issued a bulletin showing that in 1910 there were only 3,668,707 turkeys on farms in this country, while in 1900 there were 6,954,095, and the population was increasing steadily between those dates. $100 Reward, $100. The readera ot thu paper will be pirated to leun hat there la at least one dreaded dleae that jclence tui been able to cure In all In Mara, wlttail Catarrh. Hail Catarrh Cure la the only Ptlve cure now Known w ute meuica. twine conailmUonal dueaae. require! a eooatltu tTJl treatment. HalTl Catarrh Cure H taten In ternally, action directly upon tne bl.,and ffiucoui iurtacei ol the eyrtera. thereby deatroymg the fSJSloo ot the iuw, and jctrtoj the mtlent ilmiinh by buildlnn up the constitution and umM iTnature in doln It. work. The proprietor, have io much laltn In lt curative powen that Uiey oner One Hundred Dollare tor any rue thai tt Oil to urn. Send for Hit of teetlmoolala. Addreae F. J. CHEXEY CO, Totede. a gold by all Dnireltta. 5t .. .. TMf nira faulty fill lot cocetrpaUgo. HE RY C. YGlTStY tiff wv 'Wi , ) V Henry C. Youtsey, serving a life term for the murder of Governor Goebel of Kentucky, who was refused a pardon. EXCLUDE AMERICAN GOODS Russia and Japan in League Against United States. St. Petersburg. Intimation that the commercial treaty which is being negotiated between Russia and Japan is to exclude all goods of American manufacture from Manchuria was made seml-offlcially here. ' It is said to be part of the tariff war 'which Russia is preparing to wage against the United States in retaliation for the abrogation of the Russo-Amerlcan treaty of 1832. The unwonted speed with which the negotiations are being carried on here and at Toklo in order to have the convention ratified within the next fortnight if possible, indicates that both nations are acting from a more important impetus than origin ally mutual consideration. Standard Hash Proposed. Topeka. With the ultimate object of standardizing all hash served in public places in Kansas, the Btate board of health has instituted an in vestigation as to the ingredients com monly used by restaurants and hotels in the concoction of the dish. Britons Say Treaty Bars Rebates . London. The Hay-Pauncefote trea ty of 1902 totween Great Britain and Ireland and the United States is quot ed as against President Taft's sug gestion in his message to congress on December 21, that preferential treatr ment should be accorded to American ships passing through the Panama Canal. TABRIZ ATTACKED BY RUSSIAN SOLDIERS London. Fifty persons were killed and many wounded in street fighting between Russian troops and Persians at Tabriz, according to dispatches from the Persian government.. The Russians have practically taken pos session of the city, as all government buildings and the telegraph office are in their possession. The dead include a number of Persian officials. A massacre has been going on in Resht since Saturday according to official Persian telegrams received here. These assert that on Sunday 500 Persians were killed by Russians. Teheran. The cabinet has notified W.. Morgan Shuster, the American treasurer-general, of his dismissal from that office. This follows the de cision of the national council and the ministry to submit to the demands contained in the Russian ultimatum. The cabinet intimated to Mr. Shus ter that they would communicate 'to him later plans for turning over his accounts to a successor. THE VlARKETS. ' Portland. Wheat Track prices: Club, 79c; bluestem, 82c; red Russian, 78c. Barley Feed, $37 per ton. Oats No. 1 white, $31 per ton. Hay Timothy, valley, $16; alfalfa, 114. Butter Creamery, 36c. Eggs Ranch, 37c. Hops 1911 crop, 44cr 1910, nomi Dal; contracts, 25c. Wool Eastern Oregon, 9!16c; Willamette Valley, 1517c. Mohair 37c. Seattle. Wheat Bluestem, 81c; club, 78c; red Russian, 77c. Barley $35 per ton. Oats $30 per ton. Eggs Ranch, 50c. Butter Creamery, 38c. Hay Timothy, $18 per ton. With th Coming of Middle Age There is a letting down in tlie phys ical forceB often shown in annoy inn and painful kidney and Haider ail ments and urinary irregularities. Foley Kidney Pil!a are a splendid teg niatinp and strengthening medicine at snch a time. Try tliem. Jones Drug Co. "Dr. Thomas' Eclectio Oil is the beet remedy tor tl at often fatal dis ease croop. lias bees osed with sac cess i i oor family for eight years." Mrs. L. Wbiteacre, Buffalo, N. Y. DR. SUN YT SEN AR1IVESJN CHINA Rebels Say They Have Control and Will Take Time Sub duing Pekin. Shanghai. Dr. Sun Yat Sen, one of the leading promoters of the revo lution', who may be named president of the proposed republic, has landed here. After landing he went by auto mobile to the residence of Wu Ting Fang, the foreign secretary In the revolutionary provisional cabinet, to discuss the situation. Dr. Sun said the entire movement was united and- there will be no seri ous difficulties. It Is evident that the revolutionaries are preparing for the constructive work of government apd are not counting on Yuan Shi Kal. They are even disregarding Pekin, which they confidently assert they can take at leisure. It has been definitely decided that Nanking shall be the future capital. Even after the abdication of the em peror and the recognition of the new government the leaders assert posi tively that Pekin will not be consider ed. . ' ' . It the minds of the revolutionists the movement has been entirely suc cessful. One of the highest officials said; "Fourteen provinces have absolute ly declared for a republic. We con trol 12 divisions of the army; two more are coming. We hold the entire navy. Two provinces remain imper ial and two are neutral. There is no government in Pekin. Yuan Shi Kal, the premier, is its only representa tive, except the infant emperor." REYES SURRENDERS Vetertn Mexican General Admits His Revolution is Failure. LinareB, Mex. Defeated and strip ped of his 'former pride, General Ber nardo Reyes, Mexico's one-time great military leader and more recently leader of a revolt that threatened to tear the country from, border to bor der, has surrendered. He later was given his liberty on his word that he would not leave the city. General Reyes surrendered offi cially to General Trevino, a personal enemy for years. "I called upon the army, I called upon the people," said the broken general, "and no one responded. This attitude I regard as a protest and I am resolved not to continue this war against the government. I place my self at your disposition." Italy Is Willing to Pay. Rome. The limitation of the war to Tripolitan territory and the ab sence of any naval action on the part oi Italy makes the conclusion of peace less urgent, as the interests of the other powers are not bo severely affected as at the beginning of hos tilities. As peace with Turkey would facilitate matters and curtail ex penses, Italy, it is understood, still is ready to pay the Porte a consider able amount on account of Tripoli. BRITISH AND JAPS MAY CT IN CHIN London Considerable curiosity has been aroused in diplomatic circles hero regarding the reasons for the proposal of Great Britain and Japan to undertake a dual mediation in China, after the powers, including the United States, had decided to present an identical note to the con ference now meeting at Shanghai. It Is understood that the state de partment is making inquiries both In Japan and Great Britain in regard to the proposed mediation. The reiterated report that the British-Japanese mediation contemplated Insistence upon the monarchical gov ernment is officially denied. It was said at the foreign office that the efforts of the British government, in conjunction with the other powers, were directed to assisting China to secure an efficient form of govern ment based cn popular approval. DRASTIC LAWS ADOPTED California Legislature Regulates Pub lic Service Corporations. Sacramento. In a four weeks' spe cial session the California legislature adopted the most comprehensive and drastic law for the regulation of pub lic service corporations yet devised by any state. It adopted another bill designed to regulate the appropria tion of water for power purposes that will lay a basis for stringent regula tion of all power and irrigation en terprises a year hence. A presidential preference primary law advocated by Governor Johnson gives to the majority of voters In each party the choice of delegates to the national conventions and the instruction of such delegates as to the presidential nomination. Lightning Kills Few In 1906 lightning killed only 169 people in this whole conntry. One's chances of death by lightning are lees than two in a mil Ion. The chance of death from liver, kidney or stonia"li trouble is vastly greater, bat not if Electrio Bitters be need, as Robert Madsen, of West Bnrlnpton, la , pro ved. Four doctors (rave him op after eight months of suffering from vim lent liver trouble and yellow jaundice He was then completely cored by Electric Bitters. They're the best tomaoh, lifer, nnrvo and kidney'rem edy and blood purifie.ro n earth. Only 60n at Huntley Bros. Co.,,OregonJCity Habbard.Molalla. . SEEING THE CIRCUS By M. QUAD Copyright 1911, by Associated Lit erary Tress. It was several years iiko. but Deacon Spooner is still sbiveriiiK over bis nar row escape. There was lo be a circus over at Darby's Terry, iiml a good many of the simple people of Delhi calculated on solus,'. The ministers and deacons and oilier t'hi isil.-ui peo ple frowned upon t lit idea, of coursf. and Deacon Spooner in particular used all his influence lo keep pecplo tit home. Whatever got the nuiiter with him on circus day be himseli timid never explain, but he got up lit dnvliuht timl walked seveu miles, and when ihe per formance opened he hiul ii from sent. A hundred Delhi people sinv him there, but be didn't seem to cure, in fact, he appeared to be having the best time possible, and he didn't even get eon scious stricken over It when lie got home. Of course, such a break could not pass unnoticed. When Deacon Tyler heard of It he called Deacon Williams, and the two together called upon the minister and others, and it whs decid ed to bring Deacon Ppooner to account. He got scared about It and wanted lo go to Iowa and visit his slstf-r. hut be was held on to and put on -trial. When be was asked If be wanted to make a statement, he rose up aud said: "I said I wouldn't go to the circus, and 1 ndvised others not lo go, and whatever got into me 1 can't under stand. I went to bed feeling that cir cus , performances was invented by Satan to trap the unwary and. (hut my face was set agin em like n flint, but I got up at daylight nnd headed for Darby's Ferry and si nick a gait of four miles an hour. I was t!ie:e to see the circus come in." "Deacon Spooner, does Insanity, run In your family V" usked Tyler in very serious tones. "Have you ever lost your mind for a day or so?" "If so 1 don't remember It. I've been told that I lost my mind when I came pretty near marrying u widow with nine children, but I duniio." "And neither your father nor mother was ever an inmate of nil insane nsy lumV" "I dun't think so. though my father acted a leu;!u off nt times." "Then you couldn't truthfully say that Insanity runs in your family?" "No, I couldn't." "Could you truthfully say that your mind was unchanged for the time being? Did you seem to lie yourself or somebody else? If you was crazy, of course, we can't hold you to blame." "No, 1 can't say us I was crazy." re plied the deacon. "But do yon lay It to sinful curi osity?" asked Deacon Williams. "I guess I'll have to. I'd been hear ln' about circuses for the last fifty years nnd had never attended one." "But you found It sluful when you got there?" asked Moses Schetuerborii. who rings the bell for prayer meetings. "No, I can't say ns I did," slowly replied Deacon Spooner. There was n loug drawn sigh and a shudder all' around, and the minister said: "Deacon, you may tell us what you saw there." , "Waal, the first thing I run up agin was four elephauls. They was flap pin' their ears and eatln' hay. nnd 1 didn't feel no sinful thoughts as 1 stood nnd looked at 'em. Can't a body see elephants and be saved too?" ";o on. deacon." , "Then 1 look In the cnmels and ze bras and giraffes. 1 looked at 'em over and over agin, but I didn't boll over and want to swear and fight. Fact is. I fell powerful peaceful over it. Is It aglu me to look at critters with bumps and stripes nnd long necks?" "But they wns connected with a cir cus," protested Deacon Tyler. "Yes. I believe they wns, but I couldn't help It. After I got through there I went over to look at the rhi noceros. By gum. but be was a heftv critter: He weighed ns much os two cows and u calf. 1 admit that 1 felt a little bit sinful when tonkin' nt him. I made up my mind that If a critter like that tackled me in the road a night I'd bust my suspenders tryin' to knock his horn off. is It too much to ask that my sin be overlooked':" "We will hear further,'' said the minister, who wasn't looking so sol emn as be might. "Waal, they bad an ostrich, two alli gators, four hyenas and a sacred bull from India. If I wns hurt by seeln' them critters and things I'm willin' to give in, but I'm sayin' thnt 1 don't feel like cnllin' any one a liar." "And you didn't feel that you had sinned?" queried Moses Schermerdorn as be shook bis head in a solemn way. "Not a feel. 1 even wanted the tosses to go faster and the fellers to flipflop the harder. When ' a feller came cllmbin' around with pink lemon ade and charged me 10 cents for a small glnss I did wish I bad him In a ten acre lot for about two mlnlts. but the feelin' passed off os soon as I had drunk the lemonade. I guess you'd have all felt the srfme, wouldn't yon?" The deacon was turned out of the room, and the investigating committee, went into executive session, and nn hour later It had- Resolved. Thnt while Deacon Spoon er bad attended the circus and was liable to feel sinful be saw the animals first and didn't feel sinful and was therefore exonerated from nil blame end was advised not to do so again For a mild, easy action of the bow els a single dose of Doan's Kegnleti is enough. Treatment cures habitual conptipation. 25 cents a box. Ask yoor droggistfor them. If yon are troubled with chronic constipation, the mild and gentle f feet of Chamberlain's Tablets makes them fsjwcMly soiled to yoor cast). For sale by all dealers. ' School report cards, ap proved by the county super intendent, at this office. , WANTED MOKE ACTION. And the Lioness Kindly Obliged the Motion Picture Hunters, Paul J. Itainey writes in the Outing Magazine: "The lioness w.as a picture to watch. She kept turning up tier lip nnd growl ing savagely and owe or twice inaile as if to charge. This lasted four or five minutes and then llemment said he wanted more action and told one of his camera tioys to throw a stone at del". The hoy threw the stone, and we also got the Hi'llnn. Mie watched the stone roil past iu-r and then, without even looking Pack and without warn ing whatsoever, siie cliaigel straight in. "Never before in my life nave 1 seen anything rome so fnt. It was all over In the twinkling ot nn eye it seem ed to me lliai when lie tirst starteit she had tier eve directly on me. hut caught stglit ot the i-aniera two nr three yards lo nij left anil charged straight for that. I stun tier Hill in the chest when she had eonie probably fifteen yards, put without auy appar ent effect. She came on with her low, quick glide until she wns within fif teen feet from tbe camera, when she arose to strike It with ber pnw. I think Uemmeut, almost up to this time, bad been turning the crank, but now he convulsively pulled the cam era over on to himself for 'protection. "It was a terrible moment. I knew she would have him before I could get another cartridge Into my gun. but I ' had not reckoned on Black, who was sitting on the ground at my right, and Jnst as she was nbout to strike tie shot ber over the left eye with his,. 470 Tbe rate nt which she was traveling carried her to within six feet of the machine when she fell dead. On ex amlnutlon we found that my bullet hod, passed squnre through her lungs from left to .right and bad lodged uu der tbe skiu over ber right ribs." Muslo Kills Men Young. Painting and sculpture nre condti cive to long life. Vet music kills men young. Schubert, with all his wealth of song, died at thirty one; Mozart, who danced and laughed his melodies Into being, died nt thirty five, the same age as Rqllini; Hlzet. the composer ot "Carmen." died, like Pureed, at thirty seven; Mendelssohn survived to thirty eight; Choplu. who loved life so well.' bad done with It at thirty-nine, while Weber expired at the age of forty and Schumann at forty-six.' Hut Verdi lived and flourished ns a nonagenarian. London Standard. The Word "Waiter." Isn't there an English philologist with genius enough to And u new word for waiter? Waiting Is only a very small portion of his duties, functions and qualities. In fact, the walling pari Is most of the time done by the guest. We think the waiter Is, above all, a salesman. Comparing the English waiter with those characteristic, ap propriate and therefore beautiful words the French "sommelier," tbe (iertnnu "kellner," the Swedish "kypare" nud Italian "cainerlere," the Kngllsh Ian guage seems miles behind. -Interna Uonal Hotel Work. Beau Brummel'i Impudence. Beau Brum mel's favorite dlsb was roasted cifpon stuffed with truQles. When he was living almost on the bounty of Mr. Marshall be attended a dinner party at that gentleman's bouse, taking with blm, according to his most impertinent custom, one of his favorite dogs; The Beau was help ed to a wing of roast capon; but, choosing to fancy that the wing was tough, he dellentely seized tbe end of it with n napkin covered finger and thumb and passed It nnder the table to his dog jvltb the remark, "Here, Atout, try if you can get your, teeth through this, for I'll be It I can!" Mora Likely. "They say she fell In love with him while be was filling Iht teeth," "No; thnt's a mistake. She went to him to have some of ber teeth fllled, but It was when he Informed her none of them required filling sbe fell in lovti svitb him." Judge. Meeting Sorrow. Courage for the great sorrows of life and pntience for the small ones, nnd then when you have accomplished your dally task go sleep In peace. God Is awake.-Vlctui Hugo. Naturally. ' "A friend of mine has Invented a new electric tuition." "Is he lomg anything with It?" "Oh. yes pushing It." - Hnltlmotv American. Fear Is fur more painful to cowardice than death to true iouruge.-Slr V. Sid ney. His Planets. A young gentleman wns passing an anamination in physics. Oe was ask id. "What planets were known to tbe indents';'' "Well, sir." he responded, "there were Venus and Jupiter and"-after a pause - "I think the earth, but I am not quite certain. "-London Tit lilts. It Was Heavy. Wife-John. It Hint biscuit you're eating could talk, do von know what it would say? IliHmnd - PleflWe par don me for not rising Town Topics. Very Serious It is a very serious matter to ask tor one medicine and have the wrong one civen vou' Fof this Hivin ivff iirre vou in buying to B be careful to get the genuine BLack-'draugHT Uver Medicine The reputation of this old, relia ble medicine, for constipation, in digestion and liver trouble, is firm ly established. It does not imitate other medicines. It is better than others, or it would not be the fa vorite liver powder, with a larger tale than all others combined. SOLD IN TOWN F2 T'"' l.ll.fTTff'.ilUUI,.LJllIW. S1 FURNISHINGS F0 R LADIES CLOTHING, SHOES, DRY GOODS WHEN MORRIS WAS BURIED. Simple Village Funeral of the Great Artist and Poet. In his death William Morris, wbo practiced the Ideal Industry that Kus kln preached, was ns simple nnd as neat common things and common peo ple us he bnd always sought to be In life, lie was taken from London to the undent village ot l.echlndeso be gins the lovely description in the late Henry Demurest Lloyd's "Mazzlni and Other Essays" to he buried neaf Kelmscott Manor House, where bis own country borne had been. In accordance with his wishes, the windows ot his town house were not darkened, and no emblem of conven tional mourning was shown. There was no benrse to receive his coflin us it was taken out of tbe truin which bore It to Lechlnde. Only dowu tbe bill cnnie a harvest wagon. Round and through Its yellow framework were twisted vines and branches of tvlllov, routing It and hanging down over ihe red wheels. A bed ot moss fresh from the woods was spread on the bottom. On this the great artist wus laid. Wreaths ot flowers were hung round the sides of the rnck. Vine leaves were twisted In the bridle of the roan mare. The carter took her by the bead, and the rest ot the party walked behind to the graveyard. Tbe church is-a little stone building of the twelfth century which Morris had helped to preserve. It happened to be decorated ns for a festival. Tbe fruits of tbe yenr were spread rouud. There were pumpkins aud marrows and great red nnd yellow apples on the seats In tbe porch, and red au tumn leaves bung from tbe pillars. The colli n was of plain, unpolished oak. Tbe handles- were of Iron, fash ioned by the blncksmlih. There was no Inscription hut name and dates. It wns simply n villuge funeral, Just as be wished It to be. Heavy, impure blood makes a mud dy, pimply complexion, houduolies, nausea, indigestion. T h l n blood makes you'weak, ' pale sickly. Bur dock Blond Bitters innkHS the blood rich, red, pore restores perfect health Get yonr butter wrappers at the Courier oifloe and pnt yonr goods out in elmpe. NEW LINE TO via - OGDEMSSMASTA ROUTED and i Pacific Railway & Navigation Co. 1' rains will run daily, except Sunday, on the follow ing schedule: Lv, Portland 7:20 A.M. Lv HillBboro 8:60 A. M. Ar. Beach Points 1:20 P. M. Ar. Itav Citv 2:04 P. M. Ar. Tillamook 2:25 P M. Through tickets on sale at city ticket office, Third and Washington streets or Fourth und Yamhill, to all points on the P. R. & N. Further particular from the city ticket agent or agent Fourth aud Yamhill streets. Central Passenger Agent John M. ScOtt Po. Wand, Oregon D. C LATOURETTE, Prtldnf THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK of OREGON CITY, OREGON (Successor to Commercial Bank) i Traiuact a General Banking Business. Operfrom 9 a. n. to 3 p.ro Oratory No Longer Soars. "Oratory Is n lost nrt." said a Cleve land man tbe other day. "I used to go down to the courts Just to bear the lurid speeches. Nothing doiug in that line any more. Tho luwyers do not talk about flowers, rainbows and sun ben ms today. "There was a lawyer in Cleveland years ago Bill Robinson was his name whose nddresses to a Jury always at tracted a crowd. I will forever remem ber one of his sentences. The man be was fighting In tbe suit had a reputa tion as something of a miser. ' 'Who Is this mnn-who Is be?' thun dered Robinson. 'You know and I know that he bolls his potatoes in wid ows' tears.' "This phrase cnught the Jury, aud Robinson won his ense. hut one does not hear any sticb 'oratory' as that nowadays." Case and Comment The Real Trouble. "Oh, doctor," sighed the pntlent, "1 am so glad yon bnve come. I feel drendful, and 1 don't know what In the world Is the mutter with me. Mj husband says It is nothing but nerv ous Indigestion, but his mother Is posi tive I am going to huve uppendlcltls, and my mother declnres I hove Inter mittent fever, nnd my sister says it looks to ber like creeping paralysis, and Aunt Henrlettu Bays I've gol malaria. What do you think I've got, doctor?" "Well," frowns the physlclnn, "from these symptoms I should1 say offhand thnt you have too many relatives." Chlcngo Tost. Dancing and Kissing. Tbe old time ballroom smacked of the kiss Without It the dance was incomplete. It wns claimed ns a right And glveu freely. The very idea of such an omission would have caused a strfke. as these lines foretold; Bui some reply. What fnole would daunc If that when duunce Is doolie lie may not have at l.ulye's lips That which In daunee he wnon? -London Tntler. A Beg Moines map had an attack of muscular rheumatism in ii is shoulder. A friend advised lilin to go to Hot Springs. That meant an expense of 150 r more, lie sought for a quicker and cheaper way to core it and found it in OiiaiubBrlniD's Liniment, Three duvs after the Brat application of this liniment lie was well, i'or sale by all dealers. TILLAMOOK the - z vw UaW V- 1 TUN3ET y Lv. Tillamook 7:55 A. M. Lv. Bay City 8:15 A. M. Lv. Beach Points 0:00 A. M. Ar. llillsboro 1:1) P. M. Ar. Portland 4:10 P. M. F. J. MEYER, Cajhl
