Oregon City courier., September 24, 1909, COMICS, Image 13

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" How many horse-power ' is your
Jcmobiie?"
" Mosf the time two-horse, when
I'm having it hauled bacK nome.
GtNEVIEVE: "Wot's the key on
for?"
WILLIE: " Durned if I know, but Ben
Franklin did it onc't an he got
his picture on de postage
stamps I"
" Darlin?. will vou share mv fof?,r
" Yes, dearest just as soon as you put up a twenty-
Story office building on it 1
LADY : " Here, my man, is a dollar that"
TRAMP:-" Oh, lady I I knowed you'd do the right
thing I
LADY : - ! found in the street, and it occurred to
me if you looked you might find another."
WIFE:' "Well,, what did the doctor say about you?"
HUSBAND : " He said that I was badly rattled, and
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ought to go away for a week without the baby. J )
MINISTER : " Yes, sah, o'er Lord can do anything.
into fishes?"
RASTUS i " Golly I Is dat so, parson ? Oat must
basses come from down in de creek.!'
Didn't he turn stones
be whar all dem rock-
NEWSBOY: "Extra! Six o'clock edition I "
FARMER SLOWEM: "By hickory I I 'lowed that jewelled watch weren't no good. Here
it's six o'clock and the durned turnip says three, an' I've nissed that there train
back to Podunk I "
WILLIE: " Just stand right still; Mamie, and we'll be in the picture."
MAMIE: " There was another artist here last year that took a picture with
a camera and I was in the middle of it."
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