OREGON CITY COURIERS-FRIDAY, AUGUST 13, 1909 HIM GIRLS PICK LUCKY UMBERS DRAWINGS MADE IX THK CO Kill D'ALEXE LAND LOTTEKY. 287,238 NAMES REGISTERED Envelopes Dumped Onto Larue Plut. form in View of Public mid Mixed With Shovels. Coeur d'AIene, Idaho, Aug. 9. Prom a heap of more than 105,000 envelopes, drawing began at 10 o'clock today to decide the lucky ap plicants for lands thrown open to entry and settlement In the Coeur d'Aleue reservation. To convince the people who wit nessed the ceremony that the pro ceeding was regular, the cans were cut open in the public view and emptied on a big wooden platform that had been erected for the pur pose. The envelopes were then mixed with shovels and the selection of the first hundred were made by Miss Helen Hamilton, of Coeur d'AIene. Each envelope as drawn was opened by the land officers and the name announced. Isador Sellg, a young business man of Myrtle Creek, Oregon, drew the first claim. Northwest applicants got 40 out of the first 50 claims drawn, After the first 100 applicants for the Coeur d'AIene reservation were drawn by MIks Hamilton, the other two girls helped her until 1500 were taken about twice the number of homesteads on the Coeur d'AIene reservation. The drawing for the Flathead res ervation will be done on Thursday and Friday by Miss Christina Don lan, of MlsBonla., Mont., and for the Spokane reservation on Monday, Aug. 10, by Miss Harriet Post, of Spokane. For the Flathead reservation about 6000 applicants will be "drawn, and for the Spokane reservation about 250, In each case about twice the number of available homesteads, to allow for Improperly lllled out ap plications and for any other Irregu larities, and for those who fall to appear at the proper time to make entry. The grand total of applications ap proximates 287,000. A Coeur d'AIene capitalist has offered $20,000 to whoever draws the flrat number, but as the government regulation pro hibit any trafllc in the lands, there is no way for him to get the land. TO CONTEST SPOKANE CASE Southern Pacific and Santa I'e to Lead the Fight. San Francisco, Aug. 9. After much discussion, the freight agents of the Southern Pacific, Santa Fe and other transcontinental railroads have announced that they are going to fight the affirmation of the Spo kane decision and Its application to other Intermediate points. General Frolght Agent Luce, of the Southern Pacific, Bald that when the matter is taken up nt Spokane next October his company and the Santa Fo will contest the attitude of the Northern railroads, which favors the granting of terminal rates to in termediate points. A battle royal is expected nt that meeting. Fortune; Awaiting Man. Los Augolos, Aug. 10. J. D. Perry, an attorney of Pendleton, Or., 1b here searching for .lorry St. Den nis, aged :'8, half French and half Indian. Mr. Perry represents the estate of St. Dennis' fathor, and says he has $15,000 for the young man. Evelyn Tlmw M'unls $.K)0,nlO. New York, Aug. 10. Statements made by Charles Moruliuusyr, attor ney for Harry K. Thaw, indicate that the Thaw family will impose any demand for a settlement made by Evelyn Nesbit Thaw. It is under stood that she demands $500,000. REVOLT IN SPAIN ENDED? Only Iam-i'I Outbreak of Anarchists mill Xi;! Supported by People. Loudon, Aug. 9. Spain is asking Europe to believe that the sudden revolution and more sudden subsid ence of the Morouan outbreaks "ox luted more in the imagination of a stampeded press than In actual fact." On the other side of the ease it is to be said, however, that men of unquestioned probity as internation al correspondents are still testifying to the BorlouhiiesN of the whole Span ish situation. Special dlBpnleiies from llarculoua report fears prevalent that the gen eral strike will lie renewed. Thoy also report acts of lucondarlsm and a collision bet wood the troops and the incemluries, in which three of the latter were killed aud seven wounded. JENNINGS LODGE. Mr. and Mis. Flnley and Miss Anna Finley came out last week from Port land to remain at their cottage the rest of the Summer. Miss Mahle Morse attended the Oaidner-Ilall nuptials lu Portland on Wednesday evening of last week. Mr. and Mrs. Iialrd, of Caatalla, Iowa, who have been tho guests of Mr. and Mrs. H. C. Painton for a few days, returned from Newport Monday and left the following day for their home. A number of informal parties were given for Mr. and Mrs. Haird while here and they were very favor ably impressed with Oregon. Mrs. E. A. Seeley, of Mountain View spent a day last week with her son Earl Seeley and family near Meldrum Mrs. Allen Brown and Master Allen and Miss Sibyl Brown and Mr. Georg Randolph of Emporia, Kansas, visited at the City Park last week. A number of families remained on the grounds to enjoy camp life for while. Among them we notice Rev, and Mrs. Meyer, of Salem; Mr. an Mrs. Bradford and family and Mrs Bishop and family of Lents, and tho Misses Fisher of Milwaukie. Rev. Meyer is erecting a small cottage to be used by them during coming camp meetings. Mr. Welch is having a cozy littl house erected on the corner of Jen nlngs avenue and facing the river front. John Jennings and Mr. Miller are busy erecting a small cottage for Dr and Mrs. Wardner at this place along the river front. Mr. Max Alexander, manager of the Del Mox Artists of Portland, was at the Lodge on Thursday. Mr. Thomas SInnott of Oregon City, was looking after the Courier interest at this place on Wednesday. The H. J. Rice family moved to Portland on Wednesday. Mr. Lloyd Spooner is making an ex tensive trip in the east, having visited at Yellowstone Park, St. Paul, and Chicago and expects to return home the coming week. Major Clarkson left on August 7th for Salt Lake City, where he went to attend the National G. A. R. Encamp ment. Miss Inez Cravatte. of Chehalis, is visiting friends at the Lodge. Will Jennings has leased the old Jennings home property to Mr. Tow ser, of Portland, who will take pos session about September 1st. Mr. Clarence North, of El Paso, Texas, visited with his aunt, Mrs. J C. McMonlgal, on Wednesday of last week. Mr. C. P. Morse and Mrs. Bruechert returned from their mountain trip on Sunday evening. Mr. Morse shot one deer and his many friends are enjoy Ing a piece of venison. Mrs. Bruechert and little children of Dubuque, Iowa, departed Thurs day, August 12, for their homo, after a delightful visit with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Morse and her sisters, Mrs. Painton and Mrs. Roberts and Miss Mable Morse, and with C. P Morse. Many family gatherings were had during her visit to the coast and and other places of Interest. Mrs. Hurley and Mrs. Cavlllnc, of Rlsley, were the guests of Mrs. Fre.l Terry last week. Mr. Clark and Mr. Burns took pos session of the store on Friday, August Oth, and will take orders every other day and has enlarged the building and will carry a large stock of goods A number attended the services at the chapel on Sunday afternoon. Sun day school was held at 2:45 and Mas ter Paul and Harold Bradford sang a duet, "He Knows." Rev. Shupp be ing sick, was unable to preach and Mrs. Shupp gave a little talk from he 12th chapter of Romans. Mrs. Shupp's heart to heart talks have al ways been very Interesting. Prayer meeting will be held every Wednes day at 7:30, and Mrs. G. D. Iloardman will be the leader. All are cordially invited to attend tlieso services. Mr. H. C. Painton made a trip to Portland on Saturday and purchased a fine, new piano for his little daugh ters. Mr. Plumb Preagor and George Ran dolph, of Emporia, Kansas, have re turned home after a delightful visit at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Allen Brown. While Mr. Shelby Shaver and Miss Arline Shaver, accompanied by Miss Graham, of Pueblo, Colo., were out riving, their horse became sick and died very suddenly near the Baker Bridge. The occupants were obliged to walk home. Orville Boster has returns 1 to his homo with his grandfather, Mr. C'ar nilchnel, after a few days' visit with s mother, In Portland. Mrs. Wilkinson and son, of Oregon City, attended the services at t!'e chapel on Sunday afternoon. Mrs. H. H. Emmons and Mrs. Will Spencer were business visitors in Portland on Monday. Mrs. M. A. Shaver and Mrs. Will Jacobs and little daughter, Dorothy, have returned from Ocean Park, Wash. Mr. Will Jacobs going down and accompanying tliem home. Mrs. Jacobs lh much better and the trip proved very beneficial to them. Mr. and Mrs. Bert Russell spent Sunday in Portland. Tho program for thecnmpmeetlng was given in last week's Issue up to Wednesday. Wednesday evening Rev. Frank Culver, of Portland delivered a sermon. Rev. Shupp had charge of the meeting on Thursday afternoon and also gave a line sermon. On Thursday evening Rev. Berger gave a lecture on his trip, to the Orient, which was very Interesting. He viv idly took the people to the Sea of Gal ilee and the streets of Jerusalem, and many other places and all got back in time for the ten o'clock car which was hound for Portland. Tho taber nacle was tilled and many came from Oregon City as well as Portland to enjoy this lecture. Rev. Berger Is a very charming and Interesting speak er and is an enthusiastic Sunday School worker, ami has made this trip to the Orient to be better able to cany on his work. Rev. Merger's home is In Cleveland, Ohio, and Is general secretary of the Sunday School work of Uie Evangelical Con ference, Before his return home Rev. Merger and wife, accompanied by Rev. ami Mrs. Shupp, of Milwaukie, took a trip to Council Crest and also up tho Columbia River. The Willamette Motor Boat Club picnicked on the Island where David Clark has his cottage on Sunday anil twelve motor boats of jolly picnickers, spent the day on the Island. Mr. Laugdon Spooner, who has held a very responsible position nt Marsh Held for the past two years returned home and Is In the ticket office at Third and Washington streets In Port land. Mr. unit Mrs. llamton Doxey. of Portland, were week end guests at Major and Mrs. t'laikson's camp on the Willamette. Will Flnley has been gone for sev eral days on a lecturing trip. Mrs. Barnhart has returned from Seattle and reports a splendid time. NOTICE TO THRESHERMEN. The Courier has published and has on sale some very handy order books with time pages attached, for the use of Threshermen. Already several Threshernien throughout the county have called for these books and have expressed themselves as finding the books Just what they need to not only have a signed order from their custom ers, but also to have a handy time record for men In their employ. Call ; at the Courier and get one of these , handy record books. Sunday School Lesson August 15th, 1909. Paul's Third Missionary Journey, Ephesus. Lesson Acts xvlil: 23 to xix: 22. Golden Text. The name of the Lord Jesus was magnified. Acts xix: 17. Verses 23. Is a systematic "follow up system,"- as essential in Christian work as it is to successful business? Are any so strong that we cannot derive "strengthening" from the pray ers and the experiences of others, and are any so weak that we may not "strengthen" others? Verses 24-26 What Is the minimum of knowledge necessary in order that one may be a true child of God? sentlal to become a preacher. of the What are the minimum qualities es gospel? What good qualities for a preacher did this man A polios possess? What did the "baptism of John" In clude, and what did it lack of full orbed Christianity? What percentage of present day preachers will exceed Apollos (1) in their zeal and ability, (2) In their Christian knowledge, I. e., personal ex perience, of Christ's gospel. If Appolos had been concieted or anything less than a man of God, would he have been submitted to teaching from a layman and his wife? Verse 27 Should laymen use the pen more frequently to help preach ers, whom they know who are going to other towns? Verse 28 Why is it that God has conditioned all human progress and betterment, including a knowledge of the gospel, upon the zeal, ability and goodness of those who already enjoy Its benefits? Chap, xix: 1-7 Were these twelve persons whom Paul found at Ephesus, actually the reconciled children of God l "; . EVOLUTION OF- THE TELEGRAPH The Latest U. S. Census Bul letin Full cf Interest. Telephone and Telegraph lines in United Slates Would EnJrcle Earth at Equator 600 Times More than fifteen million miles of single wire are used by the people of the United States in communicating with each other over the various tel ephone and telegraph systems. Of this number, 12,999,309 miles are op erated by the telephone systems aud 2,072,851 miles by the telegraph com panies. This length of single wire would encircle the earth at the equa tor six hundred times. These and many other facts of In- erest to the public, as well as to satlsticians and scientists, are to be toiiiul tn the advance proof pages of United States Census bulletin 102. on the general subject of telegraph sys tems in the United States in 1907, prepared by William M. Steuart. chief stltlstlclan for manufactures, under direction of United States Census Di rector E. Danna Durand. It will come from the press of the Govern ment printing office within a week. There are in the bulletin 47 pages of text, summaries, and tables, form ing an extensive compilation of statis tics and Information concerning the telegraph Industry. It Is prepared as a part of the Census of Electrical In dustries for 1907. There have been but three censuses of the telegraph systems of (he United States. The first formed a part of the census of 1880; the others, In 1902 and 1907, were provided for by special acts of Congress. The last two were taken and the results compiled by Chief Statistician Steuart, with T. Coinmer ford Martin, of New York, as con sulting expert special agent. Other bulletins and reports for tire 1907 cen sus will give the statistics for street and electric railways, central electric light and power stations, and tele phone systems. The bulletin points out that for census purposes the telegraph Indus try of the United States Is divided into five classes; Commercial tele graph and ocean cable, wireless tele graph, railroad telegraph, govern mental telegraph, and municipal elec tric flrt alarm and police patrol sig naling systems. Over the telegraph wires In 1907 there were flashed 308,470,509 mes sages, of which 5,809,317 were cable grams. Going Into comparison between the statistics of the 25 commercial land lino and ocean cable telegraph sys tems and of the telephone svsteiiis, the bulletin refers to the fact that the first telegraph line In the United Slates was opened for business In 1844, and thirty-two years later the telephone was introduced. At the 1S80 census the telephone companies reported 34,305 miles of wire, about one-ninth of the mileage of the tele graph companies. In 1902 the tele phone mileage of wire was almost four times ns great as that used for telegraph purposes. In 1907 the tele phone mileage was eight times as great as the telegraph. In the amount of business done, the sum paid in salaries and waires. and the capital Invested In 1907, the teiepnone business was a little over three and one-half times as exten sive as the telegraph Industry, ami during that year It furnished employ ment for more than five Umes as manv persons. Between 1902 ami 1907 there was an addition of 8.098,918 miles of wire for the use of the telephone systems, as compared with an Increase of but 259,011 In the mileage of owned ami leased wire for commercial tele graph purposes. The Increase In the wire mileage of tho telephone sys tems during the five years referred to was more than six times as great as the total amount of wire added to the telegraph business since 18S0. Interna Colicky Pains Relieved. "For many years I suffered from Intense colicky pains which would come on at times and from which I could flud no relief," says I. S. Mason, of Beaver Dam, Ky. "Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy was recommended to me by a friend. After taking a few doses of the rem edy I was entirely relieved. That as tour years ago onu mere nas peen no return of the symptoms since that time." This remedy is for sale by Drug Company. What portion, of the present day ; ;nr)Hiiuns, have practically me same experiences as these twelve disciples had, when Paul met them? Is the Holy Spirit, as spoken of In this lesson, generally received at or subsequent to conversion? If it is now the privilege of every Christain to receive the Holy Spirit, and to walk In Him. thereafter, how may He be received? Was the gift of tongues and prophe sying then, or is it now, a necessary accompaniment of the baptism of the Holy Spirit? (See 1 Cor. 12: 4-11; 19, 30.) ' Is there anything necessarily im plied in receiving the Holy Spirit, other than the constant realization that God dwells In us, to keep us holy, to guide us in all things, and to give us necessarv nower and wis dom to carry out God's purposes con cerning us? Verse 8 Why ought, or ought not the pulpit now as Paul did then .to "dispute," or argue, and bring convlnc Ing proofs, compelling men's reasons by powerful evidence, of the truths of Lnristlanity, and not be content with simple declamation as is now so corn- mom? (This question must be an swered in writing by members of tho ciuuj Verses 9-12 Anart from the mirac ulous power that Paul had, what was the secret of his success? verses 13-17 Whv do some to-dav blaspheme the name of God, and dare the power of God; are they possessed wun tne devil? Verses 18-22 Does conversion al ways imply restitution, and the for saking of every evil way? wesson for August 22, 1909 Paul's , Third Missionary Journey The Riot in linneallS. Anta .IvRn.l VETERANS TO ATTEND FAIR Boys of '61 Will Visit A.Y.P. August 1 6th. Elaborate Preparations Being Made for Portland Automobile Club Day At Big Exhibition National G. A. R. Day at the Alaska-Yukon-Pacific Exposition on Monday, August 16th, will be one of the larg est reunions of Civil War veterans ever held In the West. Thousands of veteransfrom all parts of the North west, and many from eastern cities will gather at the Fair to celebrate the day. The program includes a pa rade of the grounds In uniform and patriotic exercises at the natural am phitheatre In the afternoon. The National Prison Congress will begin Its session at the Fair Monday, August 16th. Pennsylvania State Day will also be on Monday. The Peunsylvanians in Seattle have formed a society and have extended an invitation to peo ple from that state in all parts of the Northwest to take part in the exer cises of the day. Discovery Day, Knights of the Mac cabees Day, and Dawson Day will be observed on Monday. The Portland Automobile Club cele bration, including an automobile pa rade of the grounds, on Tuesday, will be the feature of the day. Over two hundred autos will arrive from Port land and will enter the grounds in the morning. They will be decorated in the colors of the Exposition and of the Portland Automobile Club. German Day on Wednesday, prom ises to rival Swedish Day which was observed on July 31. Thousands of Germans from all parts of the North west will attend and the hope of the committee Is to surpass the 40,000 at tendance mark set on Swedish Day. On Thursday, the Knights and La dies of the Maccabees will hold a special program. They will parade the grounds in uniform, and will give a spectacular program of drills at the statdum in the aRei-noon. The ex ercises of the day will be held in the natural amphitheatre. Friday has been set aside as Pay Streak Day, and the concessionaries are exerting themselves to make it as great a success as the similar day has been at past fairs. A mock initi ation Into the Theatrical Mechanics' Assolatlon of President J. E. Chil- berg of the Exposition, Director Gen eral I. A. Nadeau and other prolmnent officials, will be one of the peatures of the program. Saturday will be Children's day at the Exposition. The Seattle' school children will give a concert in the natural amphitheatre. Caledonian Day will also be on Sat urday. Several thousand lusty Scots will parade the grounds led by the Clan Fraser troupe of Highland Pip ers. SECRET ORDER DISCLOSED Politics Alleged to l!e Knck "f Cer tain Spokane Ofliclnls. Spokane , movement is on foot for tho recall oC councilmen who are mem hers of a secret political order, the Pan Tans, unearthed by the con fession of Police Commissioner T.ierke. The Federated Men's Club will lead the Hitack on the Pan Tans, which embraced three superior court judges, a deputy prosecutor, a police judge, four councilmen, a number of police otlicet-s, detectives and con tractors, "due for All and All for Ot'.e." Is the motto of the organi zation, ( ontrol of city and county government is believed to have been the object of the secret order. One of the first matters to come before the grand jury when it re sumes its sessior.s next month will be tills secret club. Gov. Hay when asked regarding the report tliitt his appointment of J. Stanley Webster to a superior court Judgeship in Spokane county was the result of personal work of members of the mysterious order of Pan Tans, denied that the appointment was made In payment of any debt of gratitude or knowingly Influenced by the order. The governor states hU first Intimation that such an order existed was gained through the newspapers. IRRIGATiONISTS MEET IN SPOKANE BALLIXGEIt AM) PIXCHOT HAVR UIFFKUENT VIEWS. $5,000,000,000 ASKED FOR Gigantic Scheme Proposed for Issux of Government Bonds to lie. cIhIiii Arid Region. Spokane, Wash., Aug. 11. Today wltnesed the biggest session of the 17th National Irrigation Congress, which convened Monday, when Sec retary of the Interior Balllnger spoke on' "The Attitude of the Gov ernment Toward the Reclamation of the West." A statement made by Balllnger in Seattle that he did not believe In the government's taking up any projects as long as private capital was willing to enter the field was the subject of much discussion. Secretary Balllnger and Chief For ester Gifford Pinehot, in their ad dresses, differed widely as to the best policy lo be pursued in con serving the natural resources of the United States. Secretary Hooker, of the board of control today Introduced a resolu tion memorializing congress to issue PRESIDENT GEO. B. BARSTOW AND OFFICIAL EMBLEM OF CONGRESS. $5,000,000,000 bonds for reclama tion work. This gigantic scheme is: One billion dollars for draining of overflowed and swamp lands, thus reclaiming 100,000 square miles. One billion dollars for the recla mation by Irrigation of 40,000,000 acres of land now wholly or partly wasted. One billion dollars to construct and Improve deep waterways. One billion dollars for good roads aud national highways. One billion dollars for forest pro tection, reforestation and conserva tion of forest resources. The plan is to persuade congress to issue gold bonds, hearing 2 or I! per cent and running 100 years, to the amount of $5,000,000 for those specific purposes. FILM MAY CAUSE DIVORCE Man Sees Wife With Another Man in Moving Picture Production. Seattle, Aug. 10. F. W. Shire while attending a five-cent theater received a great surprise. One of the moving pictures was San Fran-i-isco at fleet time. Shire saw two familiar faces near the curb. One was his wife, supposed to be visit ing her sister in Spokane. The other was a man who had roomed at the Shire home. Suit for divorce is now pending. Envelopes Go on Walls. Spokane, Wash., Aug. 10. A Mis soula real estate dealer has made a request of Judge James W. Witten, superintendent of the opening of the three Indian reservations, that he be given the empty envelopes In which applications for land in the Flathead reservation were mailed to the land office. The request was granted. According to the real es tate man's letter he will paper his office with the official envelopes. Train Orders Itungled. Spokane, Aug. 9. That the ter rible collision of electric trains at LaCrosse July 31, which cost 15 lives, was caused by a special train leaving the station in violation of the rules of the company, was testi fied by Superintendent B. C. Bow dish, of the Spokane & Island rail way at the coroner's inquest at Coeur d'Aleue, Idaho. Card of Thanks. James Rastall and family desire to extend their deepest gratitude to the kind friends and neighbors for their assistance and sympathy during their recent sad bereavement. Exceptions. "You don't have to be enthusiastic to succeed in some things." said the boarding house philosopher; "I once saw a man achieve a speed of a mile a minute sliding down a mountain side, without the slightest effort on his part and without having had any ambition to do it." v jWf 7 nrlriZPnS. bids tmc ft Busy Days Enliven Dull Season The Housefurnishing Store That Went Out for Aug ust Business is Pleased to Report a Regular "Holiday Rush." In the last issue o'f the local papers our v store auuouuced its intention of relieving Augut of itn customary monotony. Other stores might wait for the busy Fall Season, but'E. W. MEIXIEN & CO. determined to put Price in the back ground and keep the goodsuoving. Our cash register has a "customer counter," .showing the number of purchases made during the day, and at the close of business the Satur day following our announcement our register showed 207 customers for Saturday. The next Monday it showed 2G8. Which goes to show that there's something doing all the time, if the goods and price are right. For several months prior to august we were preparing for the dull season. Whenever we could pick up a right good buy, whether we needed the goods or not, we laid them in for this very occasion. On one occasion we bought 300 Table Sets a set consisting of covered butter dish, covered sugar bowl, cream pitcher and spoon holder. We kept them in our basement five weeks and turned them loose August 1st. On one day we sold 22 sets, and ly the close of the month every one will be gone, because we were able to make a price of 40c per set. The seven-piece Berry Sets we are selling at 40c per set, and the seven-piece Water Sets, consisting of large pitcher and six water glasses, selling at 50c per set, vyere bought at the same time, and all for the purpose of piling up midsummer bargains. . Such snaps as these in nearly all departments of our bus iness A great lot of nails in the larger sizes at 3 cents per pound The best Mixed Paint, worth $1.(50 per gallon, at $1.15 Inlaid Linoleum, $1.75 grade, at $lr!5 per-yard Matting at 20c per yard. Dresners, Chairs, Tables, Iron Beds, Kitchen Furniture, Etc., at prices that seem impos sibleThis is what has turned poky old August into a reg ular Holiday rush at our store. Next Saturday, Monday and Tuesday we will offer 1 50 large Pictures, with solid oak frames worth $2.50 each, at the uniform price of $1.00 each. We will loee some money on the deal, but will charge it up to our ad vertising account and think it will be a good investment in the end. Look at the picture display in our window, op posite the Court House. E. W. Mellien 6 Co. A PLAGUE Of A.lfS. Tlx Vicious Insects Are a Nuisance In Southwestern Africa. "Ants white, black and yollow-urp a great nuisance In Nigeria," says Charles Partridge In "Cross lilver Nn fives." "They mnivii from place to plnee In military formation. Some car ry their young, others bear food, and scouts and a fighting escort are always on duty. Their column looks like a long black sjiake curving along the ground. "They leave behind them a well formed road about four Inches broad and half an-ineh deep, worn smooth by the tread of the countless throng. "They do not bite when the sun Is high, but woe betide the hapless wight who comes In their way at other times! While traveling through the bush you occasionally find them In possession of a section of the road. Perhaps you are In the midst of them before you dis cover the presence of your small but fierce adversary. The first man bitten yells out something meaning, ' 'Ware nntsl'nnd wp all hurry forward, stamp ing vigorously. Those of us upon whom the little warriors have fastened tear ofT our clothes and nip the foes to death. My little black horse always wanted to turn back when he came to a column of ants. My dog Bob, a na tive, used tn dance like a bear on hot bricks when the driver ants got be tween his paws and had to be held down while they were plucked out. "One night I suddenly awoke with a feeling that something was amiss. All the household pets, such as snakes, lizards, rats, toads, centlpeds and spi ders, seemed to be bestirring them selves restlessly. No sooner had my foot touched the ground than I knew what It was, for a fierce bite told me that the driver ants were upon us. "On lighting a candle I found a col umn marching across the-oor and a whole regiment attacking my bed. I roused the assistant district commis sioner, and eventually, using wisps of burning paper, we drove out the en emy. Fire or hot ashes are the best means to use for expelling them." A HOTEL DINNER. The Husband Ordered It, and His Wife Criticised It. On' the midnight train ride from town, where he and his wife had been entertaining one of his best patients at dinner nnd the theater, the subur ban doctor spoke bitterly: "What a dinner! And It cost $15. The cooking In these big hotels Is atro cious. They smear sauces over every thing I suppose it Is to hide poor ma terials." "It Isu't the fault of the cooking that our dinner was a failure. It was Its selection that doomed It." "What was the matter with the se lection?" "You' should not have done the or dering You have your meals chosen for you almost every day In the year It Is the womou of people In our cir cumstances who might to arrange the ft rjHfmiar's IjoU what von WltU a bony oi liir.'K wmie Rituce. Sweetbreads cookrd. ns usual, with a cream dressing Virginia ham with champagne sauce a brown sauce as thick as molasses. Then for dessert you took a chance on pudding Itelne Victoria candied fruit and lady fin gers swimming In soft custard." "Well, how Is a fellow to know? Lobster soup, sweetbreads. Virginia ham nnd pudding Itelne Victoria It sounds fine." "But a woman knowa that It Is a wretched combination of splendid dishes It Is the woman's dull duty to choose menus for 3(i" days In the year. She learns a good (leal about selection? Yet when a sum of money. equal to a week's food expenses, Is to be squandered on one dinner nt a hotel It Is the mini who seizes the. menu and tries to look capable. FTe makes a failure frequently, ns you did tonight. It would have been a pleas ure for uie to oydcr a lifleen dollar din ner a change from manipulating din ner for four on $1 But men feel loo Important In a restaurant to submit the menu to their wives for assist ance." Exchange. He Came Back Hard. "That boy." said the I'.lllvllle farm er, "beats my time! Jest now when 1 quoted Si-ripler to him lie come back at me bard!" "You don'f say!" "Shore! 1 told him to git u hoe au' foller the furrow. Tbar's gold In the land.' I said An' what do you reckon he made answer?" "You tell It." " 'Father,' be says, i don't keer fer the gold o' this here world. I've laid up treasure In heaven!' "-Atlanta Con stitution. Fair Warning. Year after year an old farmer had listened In grim silence to the trains thundering by bis land. Finally one day, his patience nt an end, he drop ped his plow nnd shook his fist at tile passing express. "Ye can puff an' blow all ye like, go! duru ye," he cried, "but I'm goln' to ride ye Saturday "-Everybody's. The Zone. Teacher How many zones are there? Small Boy-Six. Teacher No; there are but five. However, you may name six If you can. Small Boy Torrid, north temperate, south temperate, north frigid, south frigid and ozone. Chicago News. His Genius. "Why do people think he's a genius? Nobody can understand what he's talk Ing about" "No, but he can make people belter that he does." Exchange. Cures the baby's croup, Willie's dally cuts and bruises, mama's sore throat, grandma's lameness Dr. Tho mas' Electric Oil the great house hold remedy. Mrs. Mabel GUman, who .was taken seriously 111 on the street car Monday evening, Is Improving slowly.