Oregon City courier. (Oregon City, Or.) 1902-1919, November 20, 1908, MAGAZINE SECTION, Image 13

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TAKIM' THET OLD STOVE PIPE AROUND TER
GIT FIXED, EH? WAL I H ED A SCHEME OMCT
WOT MED STOVES BEAT TER A WHISPER !
WHEN ! WUZ DOWN TER MEXICO I
CLIMBED UP THET BIG FIERY VOLCANO,
HUMQCATEPETL AN I GOT A PIECE UV IT -
-AN WHEN I LANDED BACK TO THE OLD
FARM ONCT MORE, I WENT OUT INTER
THER BACK YARD AN PLANTED THER PIECE
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'AN' IN DOUT TWO WEEKS, I SEED SOMC
SMOKE COMIN OUT UV THfe GROUND AM
SNOWED THET VOLCANO WUZ A GROWIN'-
AN' IT GREW UP FINE AN' WE UED IT
PER A COOK STOe AN' DDNT HEV TER
CHOP NO MORE KINDLIN' WOOD !
Z?Lt IT' VE G0SH-P'NGED BEHIND-THE-TIMES
YAP! YER J EALOUS 'CAUSE YEP. A. NT GOT
NO PRIVATE SELF-FEEDiKj- VOLCANO !