OREGON fM 1 4 J MAGAZINE SECTION". OREGON CITY, OREGON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1905. PAGES 1 TO 4. WITTE IN RUSSIA RETURN OF THIS SUCCESSFUL DIPLOMAT NOT A MARCH OF TRIUMPH Despicable Manner In Which Divine Royalty Is Wont to Accept Valu able Services of Subjects. Charles E. Kern, There is pathos In the attitude of the great Rusbian statesman, M. Witte, largely to whose diplomacy the Czar owes the favorable conclusion of the war with Japan, in his, presentation in person to his majesty, of a report on the details of whose historic meetings at Portsmouth which were so managed as to "save the face" of Russia, as they say in the far Ea"t. It is difficult for an American to understand the na ture of this meeting between Czar and subject, and although we as a people cannot admire M. Witte's braggadocio, we must in fact feel sorry for a man who returns to hi3 country after ac complishing so much In her behalf and finds it at once necessary to plan an Intrigue in order to prevent effacement. Ing upon the return of M. Witte to his home. Would have Presidential Bee. "The men who make European and Asiatic history to-day can never hope to approach their royal masters, who are in many cases mere puppets, ex cept In a manner indicating the utmost humility. The American who would perform such service as that of M. Witte would return home with a straight backbone and with the presi dential bee buzzing under the crown of his hat. He would accept as his right every bit of credit pertaining to his successful work, and no one would expect him to perform any act of hu miliation in the presence of the Pres ident or any one else." The fact is, M. Witte besran his act of humility while in this country. Ho referred to the Czar at all times as his august master and while crossing the Atlantic ocean, when accorded deserved honor for his diplomacy, was quick to disavow being worthy of the! least credit for his labors, stating in effect that he was a miserable creature who breathed because of the goodness of his "august master" and that anything he had done in connection with the peace negotiations was merely in obedience WORKING GIRL'S CHANCES. CHOOSE CONGENIAL OCCUPATION THEN HOLD FAST TO THE FIRST GOOD JOB. Only those who have been within the charmed circle of the court at St. Petersburg can imagine the conditions influencing this interview between- the Czar and his representative who has carried off the honors of the diplomatic game that has recently been played to determine the terms on which peace could be concluded between Russia and Japan. The American imagines the Russian Statesman and diplomat returning to the presence of the Czar with form erect and countenance beaming with just pride in having performed serv ice for which he would naturally ex pect to be received with honor. But those who have been at the Imperial Court of Russia know that no such scene is enacted upon the return of M. Witte. With Bowed Head and Humbly They know he will return to the presence of his royal master, the Czar, if he has already reached St.. Peters burg with bowed head, regretting that he has been unable to serve his mas ter in a more worthy manner, and praying, with the hunted countenance of a criminal, that he be forgiven for having performed so poor a service. He will protest that if there can bej found any act of his own worthy of favorable comment that that act is due wholly to having obeyed the royal will an,d having properly interpreted the royal purpose. He will conclude that act of humiliation by begging forgive ness of his august master for his short comings. No menial in America could play the part of humility so earnestly as will the distinguished diplomat M. Witte. "The attitude of statesmen of monar chical governments toward their royal masters is one that cannot be under stood by Americans and is known only to those who have been In close touch with them abroad," said a high official of the State Department in oomment- to the will of his master, the Czar. Expectations That He Would Fail. The return of M. Witte to St. Pe tersburg also has a special interest bocause, as la fully understood in the inner circles of the Diplomatic Corps at Washington, his appointment as a peace commissioner to represent the Czar was given him not for his benefit but was brought about by his enemies, who expected that his failure to effect a successful peace negotiation would be his permanent political undoing. It was M. Witte who opposed the war and favored Its conclusion long before peace was arranged. He was detested by the military party, and the intrigues of the Russian court placed him in an un comfortable position before the Czar. It was argued that if he could he sent on the impossible mission of making peace when the entire court was con vinced that the attitude of Japan would make the peace conference a failure, he would return discredited and forced for the first time in his career to approve the continuance of the war, waich was desired by certain of the court digni taries up to the time .peace was de clared. Still Working for his Downfall. Now that the good fortune and the artful diplomacy of M. Witte have con fused his enemiea he is no better loved by them than he was when they con spired to intrust him with a mission they believed he could not successfully perform. It is learned at Washington that even now those same enemies are planning future traps for the eminent statesman who has been favored by the god of fortune. When he appears be fore his august master in the tra ditional attitude of a slave there will be many of bis enemies to endeavor to persuade the Czar that the formal words of self depreciation waich he must utter to conform to court eti quette are In fact only plain truth. It Is Not the Kind of Work but the Manner of Working That Brings Forth the Dollars. "It Is not my specialty, madame," said the little French milliner who bad Just finished a beautiful beruched hat for me, when I asked her to make one of those pretty mousseline shoulder ruches ; and she would do nothing out side her specialty. So it is in all the big cities where women flock to make a living or a name; whether in Paris, London, New York, Chicago, Saa Fran cisco, one must have one's highly per fected specialty in order to win e7n moderate recognition. "Don't scatter" is the very best ad vice to the girl worker. "Oh, I know how to do ever so many things," says the latest entry on the books of a big employment agency. "Can you cook?" asks the manageress with breathless eagerness. "Yes," Is the reply rather shame facedly. "Goodt I'll put you down under Cooks." "But, I don't want to cook. I've been through our academy and I've gradu ated in all the latest accomplishments. Besides, I've come up to the city to make noney a lot of money." "You'll make a lot of money if you'll cook," says the manageress In her take my-advice tone. "Why, any girl that can pretend to cook, if she don t know a souflle from a hoe cake can make more money in this town than a whole class of academy graduates with ten accomplishments apiece." It is not the kind of work, but the manner of working that brings in the dollars. A riri of twenty-three, thrown sud denly on hor own resources, made the lives of her friends miserable by a constant cry of "What can I do?" A yellow streak of snobbishness made it all the more difficult to help her. With out even facility in writing, she begged assistance in becoming a paid con tributor to a scandalmongering news paper. Fortunately, she lacked as much In perseverance as in literary ability. Her next venture was in trained nursing; but, being placed In the colored ward, her southern pre judices drove her out of the hospital just three days later than her date of entry. From a spasmodic effort to ac quire a knowledge of stenography, she set out on a quest for a place as nurs ery governess. A practical friend met her just after her first rebuff, and much against her will pushed her into a situation in a fashionable millinery establishment, at $3 a week. Now it developed that trimming hats is that girl's gift. It usually takes about three years in the workshops of the swell milliners to arrive at the degree of proficiency which commands a salary of $25 per week, but the girl in question made hats for her friends evenings. Her friends sent their friends, and inside of a year she had saved enough to take a trip to Paris during the summer. She bought not a single model but gathered impressions, wont back to New York, rented a couple of rooms In a side street between the shopping and the residence sections, dropped a little note to each of her patrons saying she had taken a flyer abroad and the rest was eusy. Choose a Congenial Occupation. The secret of success is findine out one's special bent or talent. Usually the thing that it is easiest to do, that one likes best to do, is the work in which one will be able to maise greatest progress. A very few are favored with Inspiration along original lines, borne unfortunates commit the folly of choos ing a profession or trade because of the results secured In it by others, rather than because of any personal Inclination or adaptability. Voluminous statistics show that a girl need not be limited in her choice of work, for some one hundred and fifty occupations, meeting every need or de sire of existence from doctor to un dertakerhave already been exploited by women. However, for the average girl, comparatively few trades and pro fessions seem within her scope. Out side of the enormous number who be come teachers, very few women are afforded the opportunity to acquire a profession ; consequently, certain trades required for carrying on of routine work In business offices, shops and factories, have come to be regarded as the only money-making channels open to the girls who arrive at the end of their school days confronted with the question, "What shall I do for a living?" number of stenographers and type writers by 05,000 ; and the list might be continued through every profession or trade entered by women. All show greater or less increase, proving that mere is always room for the com petent It is only by adding real effort, perseverance and determination to a natural talent, however, that the to; is reached. The woman who spends months, even years, in acquiring skill or knowledge in some line of work that appears attractive because of the few women in it, and not because she has any special talent for it, makes a fatal mistake. Stick to a Good Job. A weary little public school teacher. L worried into a state of hysteria by a long year with a class of unruly slum children, threw up her position, and, misled by the success of a friend, un dertook to become a stenographer. She had just the qualities that make a good teacuer, nut none or tne alertness, en durance and steady nerve that are in dispensable in the shorthand writer. She remembered that her friend had spent only three months on a course of lessons, but forgot that at the end of tne three months had come a position at $a per week with eight hours of un interrupted typewriting each day, after which, in order to make headway to ward a bettersalary, every evening from nair past seven to eleven was spent la speed practice. The little teacher put in a hot summer In a private business school and later, through the kindness of friends, obtained apposition in a section of the country most unhealthy The choice of the right woric deter mines at the start the measure of success. SENATOR MARTIN'S CASE. Renomination of Virginia Statesman Cost a Small Fortune. Senator Martin of Virginia is out of pocket $11,500 in expenditures to se cure a renomination to the United States Senate. This is more than one third of the salary he would receive during the whole six years of his new term. The expenditure, it seems, was necessary. The Senator had a popular opponent who set a hot pace and kept it up to the end. There was nothing for Mr. Martin to do but to canvass the State from end to end and this. with other necessary expenses, ran the total high. This fight of Senator Mar tin for renomination and the neces sary large expenditure, which is lcol;eJ upon as entirely legitimate and fn;e from any corruption, has aroused con siderable comment among politicians and prominent men at Washington, as being an exceptional clear cut ex ample of present political methods and necessities. "Martin's troubles are now prnrti cally over," said a prominent Southern- FORTY PIEiU MINUTE. PITTSBURG MAN INVENTS A MA CHINE TO MAKE PIES BY THE MILLION. Annual Output Would Reach Half Across the Continent. Would Drive Mother Out of Business. "Pies like mother used to mnkel" Is that possible? And yet It is learned by dispatches from Pittsburg that a man there can make such appetizing delicacies at a rate of twenty-four thousand pies In ten hours, or forty in a minute through the aid of a machine which he has just perfected. If the machine can do what Is claimed for it and turn out good wholesome pies there should be enough to go around H. L. SONS, Til S PIE MAN. to everybody even following the liercest political camnaigus. The statement made by the inventor from the bmoky City certainly is a marvel when it is figured just what the ma chine's capacity for pie-making is. Suppose we have the machine runnine ten hours a day, six days in the week, allowing for holidays and breakdowns. making the lemon meringue pies, for which the machine is specially adapted, we have, with say 30O working days a year, the sum total of 7,200,000 pies a year. If those pies are like mother used to make, then of course they are each about nine inches In diameter and an inch and a quarter thick. Mother al- continent and furnish pie to every man, woman and child in the United States. The story of the actual performance of the pie machine is truly wonderful. In fact two machines are necessary. In the first the crust is produced. Instead of pie pans, molds like waffle irons are used to form tho crust. An the molds pass along on an endlesn chain, they move a lever at one end which permits the pie dough to enter the pans, shaped something like waffle irons, and they then pass between two sets of burners which take the place of tne oven. Of course before the douch Is released the Irons are heated to the proper temperature. The dough Is con tained in a huge tank above the ma chine, a feed pipe running down, and by means of a piston, just enoueh dough is forced down to fill one of the molds as It passes under the Dine. The strokes of the piston are so regu lated as to be timed with the arrival of each pan under the pipe. As soon as tlie crust is baked they are removed by an attendant who stands at one end of the machine. These crusts are then arranged on a large pnn which is taken up by another attendant who places the crusts hi the second machine. Filling by the Ton. This is also of tho endless.chain type, with two vast vats at one end, one of which contains tho lemon filling and the other the meringue. By carefully regulated ratchets the filling and the meringue are fed alternately. The pies then pass on to an overhead burner which gives the top of the meringue a rich brown. The pie, thus completed, is passed out from under tho baker and is rendy for disposal by the American pie eater. A RUG FIT FOR A KING. Shah's Cift to Cdward of a Wonder, ful Product from the Eastern Hand Looms. Never outside fairyland has been seen such a wonderful carpet as that which King Edward received the other day as a present froin the Shnh of Persia a token of his appreciation of the affectionate hospitality extended to biia on the occasion of his last visit to Kuglaud. Always Room for Good Ones. Most discouraging of all the obstacles to the girl seeking her living is the constantly repeated falsehood that the occupations open to the average female intelligence are overcrowded. Thirty years ago tne same statement was made to almost every female applicant for employment as bookkeeper, clerk, agent, stenographer, saleswoman, etc. At that time less than one per cent, of all the women wage earners were em ployed in clerical positions. In twenty years the percentage of women in this class increased to five per cent, of the total employed, while the figures of the last census promise a still more en couraging advance. It Is further shown that In the last decade of the 19th century the number of woman bookkeepers in the United States In creased by about 50,000. the number of woman clerks by over 10,000, the num ber of saleswomen by over 100,000, the .... Vfs'"5flG t , V f . r 111 'tit I V 4f -i Lf i I "UJJ1" l-J-J " .... , . I AT THE RATE OF FORTY A MINUTE. SENATOR MARTIN. er, stopping at the national capital, who has all his life baen familiar with the practical methods of political nomina tions and elections. "Martin can draw a check or two more and then close up his book because Virginia is not a close State; but suppose it were, and that Senator Martin was now obliged to meet a Republican antagonist, able to give him the fight for the election that Governor Montague gave him for the nomination, so that he had to spend 111,500 additional a total of $23,000. This would leave him $7,000 of salary for his full timo of six years of ser vice. Might Have Cost Thirty Thousand. "Nay, more. Virginia is a State where campaigning is rather primitive. Mon ey still has a guod value In most of the sections. There is not the holding up and bleeding cf candidates at every turn that there is in some of the more closely contested States, so that it is entirely conceivable that Senator Mar tin might have legitimately expended more than his entire $30,000 in order to be re-elected; a man, too, of character and ability, who has served his State so well in the Senate that people might have thought he could have had the renomination for the asking, if It was not actually forced upon him. But the case is typical, although it may not be usual. Politics are every where getting to be very expensive where two men want the same place I have seen the increase in cost grow and grow. What I hear asked now, among thinking men is, what is the effect upon our national legislation when it would appear that only wealthy men can think of running for election and where there can be no contest for the honor by any but the wealthy. Is the situation 'telling upon our public affairs? and if so, what is the remedy; what can we do about It?" ways used a couple of eggs and a lemon to each plo and so the Pittsburg baker would use 7,200,000 lemons, and 14,400,000 eggs. Laying these 7,200,000 pies out in one long row, we would have a distance of about 1,022 miles from the first pie in the row to the last. A reckless chauffeur in an up-to-date automobile, traveling at a rate of 25 miles an hour, Including necessary stops, could make the Journey across these pics In a little less than three days.. A Pie Tower Magnificent. Again taking "Mother's pics" as a basis, tho products of this machine In a year, if piled one on the other would give us a monstrous column over 142 miles high. Of course a generous housekeeper would divide the pies in fifths, so that if our 7,200,000 pies were so shared, we would be able to feed 30,000,000 people, or nearly one half the population of the United States, or more than 100 times the number of people living In Pittsburg. I5y using different shifts and working the machine to its full capacity the pie line would extend nearly across the When this marvelous production of Persian artists and weavers was spread out before his majesty at llueklngham Palace he must have been reminded of some of the scenes depicted in the "Arabian Nights." It had been known for some days past that a special. Ambassador from the Persian monarch was to wait upon the King, and there wns some specula tion as to the object of his mission. The secret wns well kept, and It wan not until the nrrivnl of the ambassador at the palace that any Information could be gained as to the contents of the great packing case over which he kept vigilant guard. For more than two years quite a little army of designers and weavers has boon constantly at work upon the carpet, and tho result has been the production of what even in Persia must he considered a royal master piece. The design is very curious, complex and certainly most ingenious; the colors are perfect and faultlessly -blended; and tho manufacture Is flaw less. The rug has been made entirely by hand. Every reader of this paper should have this book. Cut off the coupon and mail to us with $1.50. Illustrated by Ernest Haskell M By Eugene P. Lyle, Jr. Published August 1st 13TH THOUSAND ALREADY All Bookstores, 1.50 The Mi3SOOria.fl The romantic adventures of John Dinwiddle Driscoll (nicknamed "The Storm Centre at tne Lourt of Maximilian in Mexico, where his secret mission comes into conflict with that of the beautiful Jacqueline. The best romantic American novel of re- cent years. "Ha$whattoeaofUtclaipouei, the element of reality', wrought oy mjmwe paint ofaetail, veritmilitude, tuggation." St. Louis Republio. A remarkable frn book, of epic breadth, carried through un tumvinnlu. A brilliant ifcm."-N. Y. Tlmi RnturHav Rvi. "There it no more dramatic period in hittory, and the Y ooJ ' ttory bean every evidence of careful and paimtaking 4?Jt ad .' tudy.-N. Y. Globe. DOUBLEDAY, PAGE fie CO. 133-137 East 16th St., New York. 4&