COUI 21st YEAR. OREGON CITY, OREGON, FRIDAY, MARCH 11, 1904. No. 44. I 1 V I ABSOLUTELY PUlEj There is a quality added to . the cake and biscuit by the Royal Baking Powder which promotes digestion. This peculiarity of " Royal" has been noted by physicians, and they accord ingly endorse and recommend it. Royal Baking Powder is used in baking by the best people everywhere. ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO., NEW YORK. MARCH 12, 1904 GYPSIE FRANK and Her Own Company Will appear at Shiveleys Opera House In the Celebrated 4-Act' Drama The Hand f Fate Endorsed by Pulpit and Press. Full of Thrilling Climaxes and Scenes of heart touching nature 1 Night Only 1 i . Shiveleys Opera House Prices 25c, 35c, 50c WILL ZHK6 mum vems To Build the Panama Cana? E and Hundreds of Millions Z, of Money. Washington, D. C, March 8, 19C4. If John Bharp WillianiB can't compel. His scatteied flock to "get together" When skies are clear and all is well, What will he do in stormy weather, When they niuetbuilda platfoiuo Equare With skill and art, of toughest timber. To draw apphmding millions there And catch the ballots of November? In Congret-B things are drifting serene ly. The Democrats, having joined the White House brigade, and having helped the administration to obliterate the whole Panama issue, are now in a wait ing attitude. They do not speak hope fully of the future. They cheerlessly admit that they have too many candi dates and few issues. Some of the leaders think that the wisest thug they could do would be to nominate 80 Be man who is bo widely and favorably known that he himself would be all the platform needed. Die Republicans in Cabinet and Congress are very tranquil, and are looking to the future with per fect contidence, as if there were no such thing as breakers. Senator Lodge baa become conscious that much work in the departments is duplicated. He objects to it. The va rious surveys duplicate each other aB the Land Office, the Geological Survey, and the Coast and Geodetic Survey. There is a biological survey whioh trots all over the country to study plant dis tribution, and to discover wher birdVj nest ana uem mice ourrow. men wee is the botanical survey which is Bur posed to be making a study of plant? distribu'ion also. Thsn there is the graBs survey in the 6ame business, with an agrostologist. The strtistical bureaus quadruple each other in the most con fusing manner. As their conclusions differ, everybody i8 laughing and won dering how long the farce will be kept up. Senator Lodge says some of the various surveys have cost so far the neat little Bum of $150,000,000 and we have not as yet got a correct map of the United States. Ot course we never Bhall have as long as the government votes supplies to keep the bureaus running. What the departments here need is a vigorous shaking-up and weeding out. And that reminds me that the empir ical Professor Langley has inherited 125,000 from laet year's appropriation in the 'War Department with which to produce during the coming summer that engine of wt.r sometimes vulgarly called a balloon. The money therefore will continue to fly, anyhow, in divers places and will probably be accounted for under the head of "flying artillery." Admiral Walker, the President of the new Cana Commission of seven men, says that at leaBt eight years will be consumed In "scratching dirt" after the Bhovel has begun to operate in Panama. It will be several years before even this can take place, The commisiioners must first come together, shake hands, get acquainted, rent an office, employ clerks, and talk affairs over. They must exchange such opinions as they have, then go to the spot and look over the erodnd and plan what ought to be done. Then thev must adopt and enforce vig orous measures of sanitation and water supply, which will take two or three years. Thin they u.ust decide where the artificial lake shall be, its level, how many locks shall be built, how the tor rential Chagres can bs made to behave, and bow the Culebra can be got out of the way or surmounted. When they havededided on the plan, they must advertise for contracts, and enter upon the work. The ruins must be cleared away, the machinery must be invented, manufactured, and delivered, and an army of men must be brought from somewhere who are willing to work. How manv hundreds of millions ot dol lars? How many thousands of deaths? How many decades of years? But some progress baa been made, for the Attor ney General has decided that the Canal Company can give a good title. The U, S. grand jury in session here having indicted four real estate specu lators to California for conspiracy to de fraud the government by obtaining gov ernment lands in forest reservations in Oklahoma, Oregon, Washington, and Nevada, your correspondent called upon Land Commissioner Richards for par ticulars. The commissioner said that the actual loss to the government will be small ; it falls heaviest on these states. These speculators bribed clerks in Wash ington to notify them where the reser vation was to jje before public know ledge of the lact, and thus they obtained assignments in the names of fictitious persons and secured large tracts, which, when the reservation was drawn from the market, they exchanged for other lands elsewhere in the Hatss, The al leged bribers are out on bail. The improvements of the White Howe which cost if 000,000 and complexly transformad that historic residence, aie the subject of much eatire and derision in Congress and out. The President's architect, McKim, came in for haid knocks on Tuesday in the Senate. Till man declared his work to be au abomi nation, (senator Cockrtll declared that the President's office was no better than the ofhcls of second-class lawyers in his state; Henator Gal linger said it was no better thuti the. offices of third-class doctors, henatoia Allison and Lodge thought it a very bad j h, and Senator Hale declared that "if the Appropria tions Committee bad not called a halt, the White House would have been stripped, ransacked, dismantled, and destroyed." After McKim's decoration of the White House he received a dec oration from King Edward, probably in consideration of his attempt to complete here the work begun by the British in tU war of 1812. a large agricultural report from last year, containing the pictures of all the bugs known to buaology, and tell him that this is Mitchell's compliments also. Now you see that book willte'.l him how to chase all tje butter-flies and bumble bees off from the clover and knock every cut worm off from the potato vines, and scare every ant out of the cellar,and if that wout make him vote as Senator Browned wants h'tn to, he surely can't be a good Republican. No you Bee he wants every delegate to come into his office so that he can put his arm around his iueek and confident ially tell him that he has always bad the highest regard for him, his wife and his little child p en, and that if be does the rijjbt thitg be will give h'tn the deputy-ship that he has had piclad out for him these many years. N w there is only one other thing that he asks of me and that is that when I : m ordered to do anything in the convi n- tiou that 1 will not aBk any questions or pay any attention to Clark of Olaekanas but uo exactly as his captains tell me to do. When ym take all ttiese thimis in- t j consideration, 'you will have to agree with mo that Brownell hail been very much abused and that he has never asked for aiiyhiu; unreasonable. You can't blame that man fur trying to keep ihe bovs in line and now Rufus in order to laud me that deputy-ship do all you can out iu jour prioiuc to get the r'ght fellows in that Convention. Uoodhye. Farmer J, Brownell Won by m 6yeh$h Exciting Election of Officers -for the Volunteer Fire Department.. Browmll Jlnd Pays His Taxes, Eats a Free Lunch and Tells a Few Truths. .' Mr. Editor: I came to Oregon City tin first of this week to pay my taxes, and transact some other business that Zieeded a little attention, and after my business was attended to I Btarted to the hotel for my dinner, but happened to think that the tax collector took all of my spare crbI) and as I did not feel like asking the hotel keeper to make an extra entry on his book, I went to the saloon to get a few crumbs at the free lunch counter. While in the saloon two brother farmers were there on the same mission as myself, and while I was not acquainted with either, I listened care' fully to their conversation. Farmer J. said, now Rufus what do you think of this ' local option business that' the preacher talked about the other even ng? (Farmer J) I don't feel like ex pressing any opinion about the matter until I see George Brownell, as I am thinking of coming out for a daputyship and he has promised to help me, and if I should express myself he might not like it, for he has often told me to strad dle every question thai had two Bides to it. (Rufus) Oh don't pay attention to what lie tells you, for he has straddled so many of those questions now until half of the grangers out' at the grange dinner the other day said that they would not believe him under oath. (Farmer J) Now Ruf. don't you ever think that you can tell me anything about that fellow, I know him like a book. I will admit that I did not like him when I came to town today, but I mot him on the street and he treated me so nice that I can't forget it. lie told me where the whole trouole was, and when he mentioned it I could see it in a minute. You Bee Ryan, Dimick and Hays are always trying to down him, and they turn eo many people pgainst him that he has almost become discouraged. He put me next to another thing, you see each road district only got if 100 laet year. Now you go and look at Ryan's assessment the first year he went into office, and look at it now, and then you farmers ask Tom how he got so much properly on $100 a month salary. Don t you know that Hyan is slick as a fish, but I have got Brownell to watch him like a hawk. Now, he also informed me that very near all the fellows around town who failed to call at his office were stealing from the County and City, and that is one reason why taxes are so high la this county. You see that man Dimick has held down the Mayorship of Oregon City for four long years, without any salary, and he tells me there surely must be some thing wrong Now, there is only one little favor that he has ever asked of me and1 that 1b he wants Brownel 1 men sent to the County Convention from my pre cinct. And you'll have to agree with me that this isn't very much . Of coure he says if we can't get all good Brownell men, be sure and get some poor fellow who hasn't any taxes to pay, then be can get him into bis office just before the convention and give him half a dcz en packages of garden seeds with Mitch' ell's name on the wrapper and tell the delegate that Mitchell sent those seeds clear ironic Washington expressly for him. He will also load him down with Rev. E. M. Neil, an evangelist from Tennesse, who hns been laboriug with great success for the last few weeks in Portland has been secured by the Bap tist church to work with them a week or two. He will begin his special ser vices on the coming Sunday. He is a fine speaker and au earnest worker and it will be worth the while to hear him. us often as it is possible. The banquet at the Congregation il Church laet Friday evening, of the Me is Club, was an affair that will not soon be forgotten. The banquet was attend; d by a large number of the best people in the city. ,. The viauds that went to make up the banquet were piepared for the most part by the ladies of the city, and were par excellence. Governor Cham berlain was present and delivered a most timely addiesa. A number of local orators also spoke. While the banquet was a 25 cent affair, it could not have been produced by a caterer fo three times that sum. The election of officers for the vol unteer tire department last Mondav was One of the most exciting city elections ever lielil here. Hie candidates for chief of the department were mingling with the voters fpsora the time the polla opened until iliey closed. Howard M. Brownell finished lir.it by the narrow margin of one vote. Georae Brown waa second, while Lawrence Ruccmich was a Bond third. Tue vote stool? Brownell 50; Brown 49, and rtuconich 34. A total of Li3 voies out of a post-ibU lot) were polled. Win. Lewthwaite, of N. 3, was elected assistant chief, while Clar ence limner, E. J. Noble hiipI t'dwin L. McKarlaml were elected as member of the board of commissioners Tuesday evening the Ca'aracta held a; jolitifation meeting t' celebrate the . victory of Browned, who is a member ot the Cataracts, speeches were delivered and a general good time waa enjoved. At this meeting it was decided to hold, a banquet in the near future, and Ed' Reckner, Dr. C D. Love anil Howard M. Browuell were appointed conunittee ou arrangements. Guild-IIoldcn. The home of August Ilolden was the Bcene of a very pretty wedding at 8 o'clock last evening, when George G. , Guild, of San Francisco, and Miss Hulda j:.. Ii'i:ui:u, Ul liiisiity, wtna ipuilsu pei matiimouv by Rev, F. 11. Mixselk, pas tor of the Presbyterian church. Mr. Gilbert Hedges ac'ed as groomsman anil Miss Blanche liolden, a sister of the i bride, as bridesmaid. As dbe bridal party took their positions Miss Veda, Williams rendered Mendelssohn's wed ding march. Besides the family of the bride, only a fear of the trieuds were present, and every arrangement was characterized by the utmost simplicity. . Many beautiful gills were received. The newly married couple left on the overland lor California, Mrs. Ellen Fiuloy, wife of Robert Fin ley, died of blood poisonfug here Friday. She was 54 years of age, and was a native of Ohio, and had resided here for ttte past 20 years. She is survived by a hns- - band and two daughters: Mrs, J, H.i n,ji;., mofi....,; ...i xr. ..... 1 Finley, of this city. The luneral ser vices were conductee Snnday at 12:30 p. m., by Rev J. H. 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