OREGON CITY COURIER, FKIDAY, OCTOBER 16 1903. Superstitions SSI 1 i in lffllffiiiiimii 1 jegelablePreparationfor As similating theFoodandRegula Sng llu Stomachs anclBowels of Promotes DIgcs(ion,Ckerful rtess andResLConta'ms neither Opmm.Morphine nor Mineral. Not Narcotic. Steve ofOldnrSAMVEWJIXMB Pumpkin Seed' Alx.Stnna Amet Seed. Ji'ppemwit -I Ccviana&SiJ flam Seed - Ancrfecr Remedy forConslipa tion. Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea, Worms .Convulsions.revensn aess and Loss OF SLEEE Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of EXACT COPY OF WRAPPEB. AM (Aif nii In Use For Over Thirty Years Seeing the bill collector over the lelt shoulder means a stringency in the money market. A ye. low-legged chicken in the waste basket is the sign of new subscriber. Joshing with a red-haired girl typo nifaus a (hite) horee on the editor if his wifti sees him. When the devil drops the office towel, the low,', bore is coming in after more of H e editor's "fragrant" smoking to bacco. This is a sure siu ae he comes anyhow four times a day. A black cat crossing the editor's path at midnight is a tip to remove shoes be lore entering "Home, sweet home." Dropping a. form is siguitiuaut of "pi" for dinner. Death of the office dog is a warning to change foreman. A arink taken on Friday is sure sign of a belated issue. : i Caliiua the town loafer a bully nutans the editor has gone th-hing. speaking o,t "our prominent citizen, Mr. Spoozer.woozen," is equal to contes sion of $1 on subscription. A lost shooting stick meauB mere win be a coin (quoin) squeeze. A load of wood stopping in front of the sanctum door means a dormant fuel market up tow 2. A patch on the editor's trousers is a sure sign that another ditch digger has gone wrong. btealmg these superstitions wiuioui crediting the Western Publisher is in controvertible evidence of the approach of a large bunch of obituary poetry. Wiseeduois will be warned in time. Z6Ui4hMMiM -t.ft.ill YihiilfrililWttW. THt CNTUH COMPSNV, ! ClTV. '3..!IL.A.jj..iim..i i. ilimnnllH first omjilaint "The writer regrets the necessity of lodging complaint con.eming your usual excellent service, but in a friendly spirit begs to submit the follow ing: Yesterday you sold me lower nine, car three, on the Pioneer Limited. But you ne glected to advise me that it would be necessary to have the porter waken me In the morning, and as there was so little motion to the car I overslept. 1 have covered a large era on some of the other famous trains of the United States and this Is the first complaint of this character 1 have made. 1 trust you will see to it in the future that passengers are advised." The pioneer Limited runs daily from St. Paul to Chicago via the IFKANEi ISySCDII, Housef urnisher You'll Find It if You Look the Right Place We have the placeyou have the desire well give you the best for that desire and be glad of the opportunity If you want good things at reasonable cost come to us and let us satisfy you. The Sabbath Day . Chicago H. S. ROWE, Genera I Manager. , Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway 134 Third Street, Por land RID EMND fjlOGMQE THE NVER& Why do men trouble about a Sabbath day ? Is not this a free country ? And cannot each religious society ordain a Sabbath day for its sell? Or all join together and elect one common day, no matter what day, and observe that day, for themselves, nor t ouble others be cause they do not choo&e to observe the chosen day, or for mat mat'er any day at all as a Sabbath day? Sabbath union should be content that they are protected by law in the obser vation of such day, nor trouble others because they do not believe in a Sabbath day, nor choose to observe one set apart by others. The law can only protect. It cannot comp?! the observance of any religious tenet whatever. "One man esteemeth one day above another, another esteemeth every day alike. Leteverv man be fully pursuad ed in his own mind." And I fully agree with the A; ostle in this matter, and de clare we have no right. State or divine, to try to compel others to observe our Sabbath days, or for that matters, any Sabbath day whatever. - Asa reutday for dependent man and beasts of burden, one day in seven may be a blessing. This rest day, should be obligatory as to beasts. But optionary on the part of men, But for iheman who esteems every day alik (a God given right) shall we compel him to rest every seventh day, or shall we go further and comnel him to observe some religious custom on that.day. I deny we have any natural or moral right to do so, but let. him "lin fnllv nersuaded in his own mind" while he harms himself and reitDects the riirhta of others. That the observance of Sabbath days conduces to good moral cannot be proven any further than the same observance on a oy other day of the week would come to that end. Men attend Sabbath day gatherings when they feel like it. They do not feel so disposed, and may go elsewhere. And my obseivation is, that men are no less moral whon they .visit elsewhere than the church. Iu my opinion thee sabbath laws are the seeds of despotism, .which produce plants of persecution, and it is a question whether sweet virture and pure morality ' can thrives beneath the shades of such plants. Sveet wateis do not flow from bitter fountains, nor do we gather cherries from the crab app e. liut like pr iauces .ike, and will do so for all tunes, consequently lawn of oppression will produce Iruits of rebellion, flowers and fruiiH of justice can only giowon the tree of liberty. Men hould observe their own stand ard of right, whether in polities ur reli gion Then hew to the line Interfer ing with none, nor biook interference from others. Wm. Phillip. ' THE SCENIC! LINE Through Salt Lake City, Leadville, Pueblo, Colorado Springs . Denver, and the Famo ,s Rocky Mountain Scenery and by Daylight to all points east, 3 feat ti&inspili tetaeeaOgfco-SBditoTO ' Modern equipment, through Pullman and Tourist Sleeping Cars and Superb Dining Car SerYice Stopovers Allowed For rates, folders and other W. C. MCBRIDE, Information address 1 tfi Third Street, Portland.Ore 4 Brown & Welch -Pbopribtobs of th 7th St A. O. OREGON Jeat iarket A WORD TO FARM TOILERS. u. w. CITY Building! OREGON OTTO EVANS, CANBY'S LEADING UNDERTAKER Coffins, Caskets, Robes, and all undertaker's sup plies at reasonable prices. HEARSE FURNISHED ON DEMAND New Plumbing and Tin Shop A. MIHLSTIN JOBBING AND REPAIRING apecialty Opposite Caafleld Block OREGON CITY PAINE'S CELERY COMPOUND The Home Friend of the Farmer and His Family. After the labors and toils of the summer time, and harvesting of crops in the early autumn, many of our farmers, their wives, daughters, and sons, find themselves in a condition of health demanding careful attention if suffering is to be avoided later on. Many experience kidney trouble in tome form; with some the liver is torpid: there is biliousness, nausea, and vomiting, with loss of appetite and depression of spirits. Thousands who have been exposed to cold, damp winds and rains while toiling in the harvest fields, now feel the twinges ol terrible rheumatism: others run down bj worry, overwork, and irregular dieting, art tormented with the pangs of dyspepsia. To the thousands ot run down, sickly, and half dead men and 'women in farm homes we recommend with all honesty and confidence the worker s friend, Fame s Celery Compound, the only medicine that can quickly and full; restore strength to the weak body and vigor to the muscles. Paine's Celery Compound tone the stomach ; it removes poisonous acids from the blood which cause rheumatism; it feeds the weak and diseased nerves and banishes neuralgic tortures; it purifies the blood and pives true vitality and life. The use of Paine Celery Compound in autumn means the estab lishing of a perfect physical vigor to withstand the rigors of a severe winter. DIAMOND DYES for children's clothes arc most serviceable. They color jacket., coats, capes, ribbon. stockings, as well as dresses. No other dyes equal Dia mond Dyes in variety of uacst they never disappoint. We have a special department of advice, and will annwer free any questions about dyeing Bend sample of goods when possible. Direction book and 45 dyed samples free. DIAMOND DYES, Burlington, Vt. A Book Case size 2ix 46 inches 4 shelves 7 in wide without top ornament $1.25 Good enough for anybodys house Lace Curtains per yard 75c up. Fine Picture Frames 16x20 with glass $1.50 We have some nice patterns of bedroom carpets "which we intend to close out at 35c per yard gap Inquire what our $28.00 Range will do for you.' Inside Paint any color $1-35 per gallon 1 Heavy copper nickel plated Tea Kettle as bright as a mirror $1.25. 7, 8, org inch Scissors medium grade 20 c Heating Stoves from $2.00 to $20.00 If UAMli IBlU&Cii, eousefurnisher Origin of Old Sayings. The Braymer (Mo.) Comet has been quietly looking up the origin of some expressions used by would-oe writers of today ana nnas some quite uuary whu age. A few of the discoveries follow : 'John Mark's horse was noticed eat ing post hay at Simon Peter's gate last Sabbath evening, appeared in tne Je rusalem Bee in the spring of 2 A. D. It is still doing service in Clay County. "Abraham Bartholomew bas a new cart, (iirls look out. wonder wuo'ii be thn first to ride with Abraham," was printed in the Capernaum Uugle A. U. 3. It appeared in h Kay county paper last week and caused some amusement. 'There was a bright, new girl baby at Simon Zabn's house lust week. Mother and child are doing ell. The doctor hopes to save Simon," was first printed in the Rome Times in 4 A. I). It does occasional duty yet. 'News are scarce." appeared in tne Siaai Landmark in B. 0 . 2003. Like the Wandering Jew that it is, it's sail doing service. 'Came down with a dull thud," was used in Jericho when the walls fell down after the army marched around Boven times. 'The tonuue of fire leaped and danced and nothing codld stay the fire fiend," wa the way the uazette reporter wrote up the burning of Rome, while JNero liddled, playing "Under the Bamboo Tree." "Ye editor," "Our better half, "We," 'Us." "Our." 'The poor editor," were used by old Father Abraham in his pa per 3600 years ago. Some editors Btill use them. "Resolutions of respect" and Cards of th .nks" were common in the newspa pers in the first century . Ihey cling to the ancient custom in Arkansas, China and Clay county. "Cupid's Capers," headed the mar riage of Simon Peter and his wife 3000 years ago and still does duty In South Africa, Italy and some Missouri sec tions. Molalla liyer colored bird dogs and breech load ing shot guns. ! ur correspondent is possessor ot a bird dog, 8 brand new pop gun, but the birds need,1 no protection whatever, as far as v e are concerned. It is reported that there was a wed ding near here last Sunday but we fail ed to hear the usual ring of cow bells and tin pans. C. I. Gipson has gone to the Cascade Locks to build a house. Lester Gipson will join his brother at Cascade Locks as soon as be gets his father's house finished There were several Mo'alla people that Been smoke issueing from Mt. Hood one evening long ago, it seemed ti come in puffs from 3 to 6 minutes apart and came from near the top on the north aide of the mountain. X. Y. Z. BAD FIRE AT CAN BY A$500PIANOFOR$3I8 Send Dostal card to Eilers Pi ano House, Portland, for Particulars. Destroys Two Barns, Three Horses and Forty Tons of Hay. A disastrous fire occurred about 2'A miles east of Can by at Hammerman's place Saturday morning at an early lour. Two large barna standing close togoti er were burned to the ground, to gether with nearly all of their contents. Three head of horses perished iu the flames. Together the two barns con-' tained about 40 or 45 tons of hay,, and much valuable farming machinery, all of which was burned. A large quantity of whettt in a granary in one end of the barn was saved, there being two bar rels of water sitting nearby which en abled the people who gathered to put out the fire before the granary burned. The fire was discovered about 3 o'clock in the morning, and had gained so much headway when first discovered that it could not be put out. What caused the tire could not bo learned. The loss win aggregate $2,000 and there was no in aurance. The Molalla farmere are buay plowing and lowing grain. There will be more winter wheat put in on the prairie than UBual this fall . Bill and;Edgar Shaver are In the mountains this week.l oking after their cattle and doing aome hunting, they ex pect to bring out a wagon load of honey. Mr. Kizer of Dear Butteville with Beveral other men passed through here recently with a four-horse team enrouta to Mr. Kizer'e mines in the vicinity of Ogle Creek. They intend to do consid. erable work before the snowdriTea them out.; ' H Toe chickens have been roosting very high here ht several daya caused by the Pomona Grange meeting here tomorrow Whenever grunge day comei, chickens are legal tender at Molalla. There is more complaint in this sec tion this year in regard to the scarcity of China birds than there haa been Bince they ceased to be protected by law. There is several reasons given for it. Some think that the cold rains, early in J.ily destroyed the young birdB. Some av that their enemies in the shape of hawks, coon and mink are getting too nnmeroua for their welfare, bat the principal reasons seema to be too many This fine piano is made specially for us according to specifications to meet the requirements of western climatic condl tlons. It Is at once the finest toned, the most durable and the most perfectly fin Ished piano obtainable. To bring our piano prominently before the best people of the West, we will, for limited time.' make the most excep- ptional concession In the way of price and terms. We will deliver one of these choice pi anos (nothing better could be had even I you were willing to pay $600 or more), freight paid to any station In the 8tate, for t!8. either cash or on payments of f 21 down and to per month ; deferred pay ments to bear 8 per cent per annum. Other styles not so elaborately finished, but of eood aualltv. for $i83, 1156, and $2i8, payable at the rate of $6 per month Write us to-dav. as this offer Is limited strictly to the first three Instruments sold In every county. Mention this paper. EILERS PIANO HOUSE, Washington Street, coraer Park, PORTLAND. ORE. Other large stores : San Francisco. Cal. Spokane, Wash., Sacramento, Cal. For Over Sixty Years. An old and. well-tried remedy. Mrs. Wlnilew's Boothlifr Hynip U burn owd for over ulity years by millions of mothers for their children while teethlriii, with perfect sueoene. U soothes tin child, soltnns the num., allays all pain, cures triad eolle. and la the beat remedy for Diarrhoea. pleasant to taste. 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If your heart ii dull and heavy, If yoar Lope la pale with doubt, Try this wondrous Oil of Promise, For 'twill drive the evil out, Who will mix It? Not the druggist Frosi the bottles on hn shelf ; The Ingredients required Youmustflnd wl'hln yourself. Suooesi. His Life In Peril. "I just seemed to, have gone all to pieces," writes Alfred Bee, of Welfare, Tex., " biliousness a.id a lame back had made life a burden. I couldn't eat or aleep and felt almost too worn out to Tsork whi'n 1 began to use Electric Bit-, tore, but they work, d wonders. Now I sleep like a 'op, can eatanything, have gained in strength and enj'iy hard work " They give vitforons health and new lifn to weak, sickly, run-down peo ple Try tlmiii, Only nOt: at Geo. A. Harding, b drig store. This is olippml from the bo.ird and lodging columns of acontemp ui v : "An airy bedroom for a gentleman 22 feet long and 11 feet wide."