A TRICK OF HAYDN. Tlie o(e That Mor.art Thought It Was lmiioMttible to I'lay. Haydn and Mozart were great friends. When either had composed a masterpiece the other was invited to the house of the composer to enjoy the trst sweetness. It chanced to be Haydn's turn, and Mozart came full of expectation. Contrary to custom, Haydn tovited his guest to give his Interpreta tion of the theme Instead of playing it rver himself. Much pleased at the com fjiment, Mozart played brilliantly, for the work was beautiful and his musi cian's soul was stirred. Suddenly he baited nnd looked across Hie piano at his friend. "There's a mistake here," he said. "A passage written for three hands would e impossible for a soloist. Of course those notes must come out." "Oh," said Haydn quietly, "I can play it." Mozart laughed. "My friend, you have not three Kands." ( "Ferhaps not," answered naydn. "Nevertheless I contend that I can , play the passage. I would not have j Written it otherwise." "A challenge!" cried Mozart 'Trove' Spur word." And he yielded his place : at the piano. J His excitement rose as naydn reach-; d the disputed passage, when, to bis apnozement, the composer brought his aose to the keyboard, and the notes , mag out clear and true. The Ordeal ItallUc 041. ' In Ceylon the system of "witch flnd Idfl" is both unique and terrible. Some jB from newly gathered king cocoanuts M manufactured by one of the friends tt the complainant. This Is poured Into H primitive stone vessel 'and heated to be boiling point. Each of the suspect 4 witches is then brought upon the aeene and" is then and there compelled to dip three fingers of the right hand Into the seething caldron, each having a right under her Ideas of justice to throw the oil remaining upon her fin gers into the face of the complainant, who stands near by. While this ordeal is being undergone t single exclamation of pain on the part of the suspected person Is constructed to be an admission of guilt. If no such exclamation Is made the Innocence of the accused Is supposed to be estab lished. It Is said that every tenth per son on the Island of Ceylon has maimed fingers ns a result of having met the "ordeal of boiling oil." Swimming "Sailor Fashion," It was a redheaded boy from across : the tracks on his good behavior nt the swimming hole above the dam that I . first saw swim hand over hand, or "sailor fashion," as we called It, right ly or wrongly I know not. I can hear ww the crisp, staccato little smack bis and gave the water as he reached for Wrd. '1 It has ever since been my envy and ' tfespalr. It Is so knowing, so "sporty." I class it with being able to wear a : pink barred shirt front with a dla suond cluster pin In It, with being gen Inely fond of horse racing, with being a first class poker pluyer, with being delighted with the company of actors what wouldn't I give If I could be like that? My life has been a sad one, but I might find some comfort In It yet If I could only get that natty little Bpat on the water when I lunge forward swim ming overhand. McClure's. Animal Longevity. Some curious statistics have been published upon what an Insurance ac tuary would describe as the "expecta tion of life" In animals. Among (ho larger species of cattle there Is some approach to uniformity. Thus for the horso and the ass the extreme limit Is about thirty-five years and for homed cattle about thirty. For the dog It Is given ns twenty-live, while sheep, goats, pigs and cats ore grouped at fif teen. Rut there are stranger dispari ties among birds. While a goose may livo thirty years, a sparrow twenty five and a crow as many as 100, ducks, poultry and turkeys die of old age nt twelve years. The palm for longevity is divided between elephant und par rot Both pass the century. The Pun era of Hunger. At the dinner table Robert oto him self Into a State of great satisfaction, while his relatives stared In wonder. At last he was actually forbidden to eat any more. On the way home he pulled something from his pocket and began gnawing it. "What Is that?" asked his mother. "It's only dog biscuit,'' said Itobert upologetleally. "Where did you get It?" "Well," said Uobert, "I knew I should be hungry before I got home, so I took Jt nway from Fldo."-Philadelphia Rec ord. Circnntstnnt'es Alter Cavea. "The boys ore throwing stones at a poor peddler." "Outrageous." 'That's what I thluk." "Whose boys are they?" "Yours." . "Oh, weli, boys will bo boys. Let the children p.lay."-Chicago Post. The Profitable Part. j Voting Man I desire to study Jaw. Do jou think I could make a living at , It? j Old Lawyer -Hardly. You might, i liARovap li M.lvliw. Vin fll.,tt.i I Baltimore American. Mower. Mrs. Klngsley You say you like col ored servants bettor than white be cause they are slower. How Is that? Mrs. Dingo It takes them longer to Iwe. Town and Country. The deepest part of the Mediterra' ueou Is near Malta. The depth Is 14,11' fot i Stielched. Feline amenities show themselves most forcibly at committee meetings. There was one of these latter gathered together to discuss a charity bazaar. The chairman smiled sweetly upon the artist's wife and said: "You'll get your husband to let us have some little thing of his for the art table, will you not, Mrs. Maulstick?" "Well, you know husbands are not always easily managed, my dear." "Ah, but take him after one of yonr nice dinners nnd then put in a word for our worthy cause. I!ut remember we are not allowed to have anything which sells for over ?25." "Indeed!" And then Mrs. M.'s eye brows went up alarmingly. "Then perhaps he'll Induce one of his pupils to dash off something for you." New Tork Times. Painting Animals' Eyes. One of the most difficult things which the artists and taxidermists of the gov ernment studio have to do Is the paint ing and preparation of glass eyes for the mammals, birds and reptiles mounted at that Institution for exhibi tion In the National museum. These "eyes" are made of glass, hol low within and from the rear, so that the inner surface may be painted any color desired. As no two animals' eyes re alike and as the colors are often complicated and unnsual, It requires a frtat deal of skill, study and practice before one is competent to undertake the work. Life Sari. hitMIUti, The superstitious collier is often taaffti4 to worn, bmt a Miner In north Wats la just otrw tkanklaf bis lucky tors that be betleTM in cMm. He was borlnn under nm cm and was startled by string a rat KtUtllng away. He walked away trwm tbe spot, and directly afterward a larpe fall of coal eurred just over tbc pUet where the man had been working. London Stand ard. "I feel as young now, at thirty, as I did at eighteen years of age." That is part of the statement of one woman, mother of six children, who found new life by the use of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. It is not the or dinary cares of the family, nor the natu ral obligations of motherhood, which make women prematurely old. But it is the womanly diseases, draining away the vitality, and undermining the strength, which take the roundness and supple ness from the form, the bloom from the cheek and the brightness from the eye. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription cures those womanly diseases which rob women of youth and beauty. It establishes reg ularity, dries enfeebling drains, heals inflammation and ulceration, and cures female weak new. It makes weak women strong and sick women well. It brings back to the mother the lightheartednes9 of her bridal day. This is the testimony of thousands of women who have re newed their youth by the use of Fa Torite Prescription." For four vears I suffered mitoUl upon, write Mrs. ft. A. Nations, f Witts Spring, 8wey Co., Arkaun. "Sometimes I wuuWl net some belter Hinl think. I wuuWl yrt well, only to whke up tme morning not uUlr to rie. In my hip ami n round lower paits of ubilonten w.m where I Miflrteii the 11101, imU wluti the pain wouUt give way it sea lie red u 1 1 over nie nud I would be OAeir and slid' ronM ncmvdy niovt. My husband cot the bent doctor in the country to attend me, but I did not iut prow any. Filially I told my hti.Hhat4 that 1 was to trv lr. Pierce's uiedioiues. Nv the time 1 had taken one Hottle of 1 Favorite Prescription ' 1 could notice a little imn-ivmnt. Dr. fierce aH vised me to take 'Golden Medical DuKovery1 in connection with the ' Kavorite Prescription,1 Hv the time 1 had biklut; five Kettles of 'Favorite Prescrip tion' and tour of the 'Ooldeu Medical Discov ery I was well. That was two yearn ago this uiumer. I felt well until 1 expected to hecotue a mother, thru a threatened miiehancc greatly weakened me, and mvoM disease returned. My htuband jrot another iWtor tor ma, but I seemed to ju-t dtrttf along and et no better. At last I told the divtur Hint if hi medicine did not help tin: 1 would so luck to Dr. l'leice's medicines. I did so, and lv the time I had taken them on month I could do mv'own housework, except washing, and tended my tardea, too. 1 waa stouter than I had ever been while waiting tmhy' coming1 since mv fust laby came (this one was the sixth chilli). She is now eleven mouths old, and is a healthy child. As for me, I ixt as young now, M thirty, as I did at eight een years of ajje.' Pr. Tierce's Pleasant Pellets cure bil kmwici Ami kk headache. A' - -'fct'Yi,hsst- 7 FOLEY'S 11 ilfl i Wfeffil If, Will positively sF HI MM RI of megf iciEie. . Mo strengthens the urinary organs, builds up the kidneys and invig orates the whole system. IT IS GUARANTEED TWO SIZES 50c and $1.00 '"WW $4.00 Sent Free The Well-known Special, Franklin Miles M. D. LL. B., Will Send $4.00 Worth if His Complete Treatment Free to Our Readers. There never was a better opportunity for persons enUVring from diseases of the' heart, ne rves, liver, stomach or dropsy to test, Iree, well-tried and l orn plete Treatment for theae disorders. Dr. Miles is known to be a leading tpecialift in thete diseases, and his lilieral offer is certainly worthy ofj serious consideration Dy eve-y amicted leader. His system of Treatment is thoroughly Rpiunr.itfi. ' unrl iminpnHHlv Rllnnt'inr m the ordinary methods. It includes several lemedies carefully selected to suit each individual case and is the final result of twenty. five years of very extensive research and experience in treating this class of diseases. Each treatment consists of a curative elixir, tonic tablets, laxative pills and usually a plaster. Extensive statistics clearly demonstrate that Dr. Miles' Treatment it at leusu three times as successful as the usual treatment. Thousands of remarkable testimonials froin prominent people will be sent free. These show Dr. Miles to be one of the world's most successful physicians. Col. K. B. Splleman, of the 9th United States Bt'KulHra, located si San Diego, Oal., aavs. "Dr. Milos Spocial Treatiueut hu worked wonder in In my sou'u cu.se whim all else failed. 1 had cm ploy.'rt the beat medical talent and had spent f2, WO 'n so doing. I believe he is a wonderful anecialiat. 1 consider it my duty to recommend liini." "For yoarsl hail severe trouble with my (.tollmen, nead, neuralgia, sinking spells and droiwy. Yenr treatment entirely cured me," writes Hon. W. A. Warren, of Jamestown, N. Y. Mr. Julius Kelster of 3-'U Michigan Avenue, Chicago, testifies that Dr. Miles cured him after ten able physicians had foiled. Mrs. R Trimmer of Greenspriug, Pa., was oured after many physicians had pronounccdjher case "hopeless." As all alllicted readers may have $4.00 worth of treatment especially adapted to their case, free, we would advise the.o to send for it at oiuie. Address Dr. Franklin Miles 203 to 2Jo State Street, Chicago, 111. Aleutian Oregon City Courier in your reply. Popular Sun 'ay Excursion. From July Hih to L'5th., iuclusive. One fare round tr'p from Oregon City to Fori land only. Tickets gxd over the electric car line or over boat. Inter changeable tickets. WHY IT SUCCEEDS. Because it's for One Thing Only, and Qiegon City Is Learning This. Nothing can be Rood for everything. Doing one tiling well bring success. Doan's Kidney Tills do one thiug only. They're for sick kidneys. They cure backache, every kidney ill. Mere i evidence to prove it. A. S. Cmninings of Clackamas St., Portland, employed by the Inruan-Paul-eon Lumber Co. at the foot of East Sherman St., says: "I had pains in the small of my back for a good many years. MoBt of the time it was a dull, heavy ache over the kidneys and often at tha end of the day 1 felt fatigued ant) used up. Trouble with the kidney seeretiout exiated aUo. Parages were too frequent and were accouipauiod with a pain. My condition was growing worse all the time when I happened to j read an advertisement of Doan's Kidney ! Pilli and at the suggestion of my wife1 got a box 1 took the pills as directed! and flt their beneficial effects right I away. In a short time the backache I disappeared and the secret io'ia resinned j their normal appearuueo and condition, i This is the lirst winter 1 have passed for ! a number of years wittout weariug a! plaster on my back, and I give Douii'i j Kidney Pillt all ti te ciedn.." j Plenty more proof like thi9from Ore- ! gon City people. Callar C. U. Huntley's : drug ore and ask what his customers j report. j For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. I FoBter-Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. ., , sole sg mts for the United States. Kemember the name uoan s ana tane no subHtitute. Working Night and Day. The buaiMt ami mlnliileat Utile thing that aver w ma.ie l I'r. KinK'a Now l.il Pill. ThesopUI" i'han$a weakiivaa into atrMth, Uttaea.u' onvriij. hraiD tx into menial p.iwer. Tim-f wotderdil in builillim up Hih health. Only M erbox. SuM by Cbaru au & Co. k GIliP S8 ECIDS1EY CURE ZZZnZ SOLD km RECOMMENDED BY Z CHARMAN CO., PETITION. T.i the Honorable County Court of the State of Oregon (or the county of Clackamas. Wa.tke nndersighed citizens and legal voters in Oswego precinct Clackamas county Oregon, respectfully petition this court and pray that a license he granted to H. Jacques to sell spiritu ous, msit and vinous liquors at Oswego, Oregon in less quantities than one gallon, for die period of one year. Hald H. Jacques having advertised legal notice of his Intent Ion to apply for such license m said precinct and will apply to the County court on August 5lh, 1903; that the prayer contained in this petition may be granted: Josophh Bichner.Henry Gans.P.I'ollaert, Henry Lueg, J. H. Manning, Peter Keyser, N. E. Coon, T. B. Vail, W. H. Yates, Joe Henall, I. N. Ewing, M. Blanket!, Ed Davis, L. A. Walling, II. Kauli.ig. A. Anderson, V. Dooley, M. Dldzun, T, achauper, Pavid .t.cNanger, J.H.Piatt, W. K. Piatt. Win. Maire,.Jolin McUuirc, I. B. Small, A. BjII, A. Tapfvn, Joseph Woell, W. h. Hnidow, John Krickwm, D. '. Davidson, A. J. Davidson, G. C. WorthltiHton, C. H. Nixon. George Nagle, J. J. Johnson. J BaU, Aleck Rankin, D.Howell, E. Worthlngton, L. Ilalliuan, ti. 0. Bullock, i,. S. Gravenhurst, S. Piatt, J. E. 'MoCu'.ctioon, J). Erickson, J. L. L. Davis, Henry Mitte'al, J. C. Dennis. Henry Koenig J. fl. Dosey, J. B, Klitcher, Andrew Mekiim, J. D'Hooghe, T. J. Whitttikor, F. J. l'uynibioek, Win. Wortningtnn, J. J. Boy Ian, K, Caurand, Joe Zivney, A. Nelson, F. W. Wanker, U. G. Shaver, (j, N. Bivert, Hiram Piatt, Contad Mejer, W. K. Wanker, R. Wnodard, Charles (iroshong, T. J. Brown, John Abrom V. Sandstrome C. N. Haines, Charles Winner Joseph Lemery, Wan (iroshong. Herman Koenig, , I. It. Irving, K. E. Coon, Edmond 8we ney, E. Kizer, Dttrward B. Foi, J. J. Knaus, i G. Harrington, W. L. Davis ,JV. L. Harrington, Phillip Pollard, A. L, Harrington. Something New Eastboucd. Double daily service to Chicago via the Union Pacific and Chicago Milwaukee & St. Paul Line. New overland service. It is as satis factory as it is new. H. 8. R0WE, General Agent, Chioago, Milwaukee and St. Paul Railway 134 Third Street, Portland, Ore The Railroads Mkntton The only First-Class Sec- fy ond-hand dealer in Furniture STOVES and UTENSILS It is worth your time to cona and examine the stock' You will find a fu'l line of new anl Second-Hind Furniture Stoves, Crockery, Hardware, Etc. Highest Cash Price Paid for Second Hand Goods. I. TOLpOL;AK, , WHERE i YBJ EAT? If you do not cat at George Bros. Restaurant you are not getting best value fory our money! Good service guaranteed. White cooks and white waiters. Everything clean. Board $3.50 week. JESSE GEORGE, Proprietor UIN STREET, NEXT DOOR TO POSTOfEICE has stood the test 25 years. Average Annual Sales ovw One end a Half ivr-. tottles. Poe--! thte record of merrtappeai to you? No Cure, No Pay. t3r. Lnck.Mi with every hottJe Tev '.nt package of fovej tiack Rook. Liver Pills. Oily GSO f Passed Stone and Gravel With Excruciating Pains A. H. Thurnes, Mgr. Wills Creek Coal Co., Buffalo, O., writes: "I have been afflicted with kidney and bladder trouble for years, pass ing gravel or stones with excruciating pains. Other medicines only gave relief. After taking FOLEY'S KIDNEY CURE the result was surprising. A few doses started the brick dust, like fine stones, etc., and now I have no pain across my kidneys and I feel like a new man. FOLEY'S KIDNEY CURE has done me $1,000 worth of good." No Other Remedy Can Compare With It Thos. W. Carter, of Ashboro, N. C, had Kidney Trouble nd one bottle of FOLEY'S KIDNEY CURE effected a perfect cure, and he says there is no remedy that will compare with it. Orxon City, Ore. Reduced Summer Excursion Kates . The Denver ft Rio Grande, popularly known the "Scenic Line of the World.'1 has announce i greatly reduced round-trip rates from Paeilic Coast points for the benedt of leachsrs who will spend their vacation in the East, and delegates to all prominent Conventions N. K. B., Boston; A. O. U, W. at St Paul; B. P. O. E., at Baltimore; Woodmen of America at Indianapol.s: Eagles at New York, Mystic Shrine, at Saratoga Springs: K of P.. at Louisville, and T. P- A., at Indianapolis Tickets at the reduced raleB will be based upon one fare for the round trip, but will be sold only certain days. These tick ta will carry stopover privileges on the going trip, giving passengers an opportunity to vtt Salt Lane City. Olenwoid Springs, Colorado Springs and Denver; t nd will be good to return any time within nlnty HO days Passengers going via the Denver & Itio Grande are given the privilege of returning via a differ ent route. For the rate to the point you wish to go, and tor 'Jutes of sale and other particulars, as well as tor illustrated pamphlets, write, W.C. McBkidk, General Agent, 124 Third St., Portland Or. Repulsive Features. Blackhfads, pimples, greasy faces ad muddy complexions which ale so common among wo men. especially girls at a certain age, destroying beauty, 'disfiguring and making repulsive, fea tures which would otherwise appear attractive and refined, indicate that the liver is out of or der. An oceasiinal dose of Herbine will cleanse the bowels, regulate the liver and so establish a clear, healthy complexion. 50c. Sold by Char man & Co. I. THE COBWEB I Oregon City's Leading Wine House All the leading brands of Cal I fornia Wines kept in stock. fi Come and see us. 51 E. A- BRADY yy-sy-WM MAIN STREET, I door north Commercial Bank til Tm3t-gamaaaBa i JSP J Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic PSPIK'JU Pll'1 ICidiiey Cures Sciatica. Rev. W.L. Riley. I. L. C, Cubs, New York writes: "After fifteen dyi of excruoiatlng pain from sciatic rheumallAn, under various treat ments, I was induced to try Ballard's Snow Lint sienl. the first 'atplication giving my first relief, and the second, entire relief. I can give it un qualified recommendation. 2Sc, 50e nnd fl at Chainian c Co.'s. Finest of Fruits Always carried in stock by A. Robertson, the up-to-date groeer. Sweeten your life with curstraw berrics and cherries. Finest and freshest in groceries. All staple Goods. We are after your trade Our pricer are right. A. Robertson. Tbe 7th Street Grocer. Daily River Excursions OF OREGON CITY BOATS TIME CARD DAILY and SUNDAY Leaves Portland 8 30 A. M. 11 30 " 3 00 P. M. 6 15 " Leaves Oregon 7 00 A. M. 10 00 " 1 20 P. M 4 39 " No Way Landings ROUND TRIP 45 Cents TICKETS GOOD ON ELECTRIC CARS Oregfii City Transportation Co. OFFICE AND DOCK FOOT OP TAYLOR 8T, Phono 40 PORTLAND f 11' Jivt to chnnpe without notice Night Was Her Terror. "I wi iilti enngh nearly all night lone." writes Mm. (;hi)r.' S Applrgate. "I A lexandrix, I"d.,"anl oimlrl hurrfly gel anv bI eii. I had consumption so bud tli r-1 if I walked a block I would cough IrijrlufD ly and spit blmxi, but, wlmi all other men ictr.es NIM, lliroe il bottles of fr. King's New DUuovi ry wholly f 11 red ma and I gained 6g pound." It's Abiolulcly gunrauti -d to cure 'onghs, Colds : aOripne, BiotichIHa a nd al Thnwt TrtMiblai. Pi ice f Oc and il. Trial bottle frea at Churraan's driitf alore. BUY THE SEWING MACHINE Do not be deceived by those who ad vertise a $60.00 Sewing Machine for $20.00. This kind of a machine can be bought from us or any of our dealers from $15.00 to f 18.00. WE MAKE A VARIETY. THE NEW HOME IS THE BEST. The Feed determines the strength or weakness of Sewing Machines. The DonliiA Wotl eomhinori with itl I strong points makes the New Home me uess oewing juacnine to buy. . Bhowlnj the dir. ferent styles of we mauu&cture and prices before purchasing THE REW HOKE SEWIRG HAGHINS SO. CRNOt, MASS. 28 Union Sq. N. Chicago, 111., Atlanta, Ga, BU touis.Mo., Dallas,Tex.,8nn Francisco, Cal FOR SALE BY C. S. URANE, Agent, 350 Morrison St., PORTLAND, ORE JJi,"' IV" t